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# Under the Waterfront
Beluga-ville!
I figured the board could use a good groan
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# now, stay still, this won't hurt a bit
*takes almighty run-up*

*SPAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!*

i'll do it till you learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I refuse to learn
on the grounds that I might just learn something.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# as good a reason as any
*rewards with monkey biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
biscuits beer
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i do not give out beer
as it makes the willy floppy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# One or two just makes it frisky!
Too many will make it do what you say it does,
but there's more than one way to keep a lady happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# maybe
but i only has biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I take the taoist approach
Once you know everything, you know you know nothing. So that's why I don't bother getting learnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Nice. But learn from Mike Tyson:
"I'm gonna fuck you 'til you love me!"

Hahahahahaha best quote eva!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i usually fuck them
till they have enough sense to run away ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You're telling the guy on the board with six kids...?
Believe me, it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
and groooooooaaaaaaannnnn
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# And you acheived your aims
groan I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yay!
I mean, uh... sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# MY First Woo yay ever.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# No it's not
There have been many woo yays in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Mindpiss'ed before
even I touched the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Fred!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# my bad
My first then.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# What?
Your first bad?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# meow!
ghosty's in a bitchy mood today! tuesday blues?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not sure why you're posting it as a separate image
I'm not sure why people post unaltered videos as gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# LIES!
i saw at least 2 yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I saw a couple of nice ones yesterday too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# wait till my 10000
you'll see a pair of fecking HOOJ nice ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# \o/
That's all I need in life.

Too bad I'm gonna have to wait so long for you to get to 10000.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i was on 5000-odd this time last week
now i'm well over 7000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You need to be more like Captain Wow.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# lol wut a g33k
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Sshh, don't complain.
She's making us look better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ok, you have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hey!
at least i'm number 4!

*realises how incredibly geeky that is*
*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# What the -
Did I miss a BRN posting?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It's very nice, though
normally people post their woo as a response to another pic they like. I thought I'd just mention it in a helpful and non-flamey sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# no it isn't
and while I'm here, it's also a bit big for a woo-yay, and some would say not the sort of thing you waste a thread on. welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# tazer with mp3 player
Photobucket
(spiggytopes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ooooh...
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i'm RISing on this one

edit: ah, now i see it. barely.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# My work monitor is rubbish
so I couldn't see the contrast between the white and the yellow.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hang on...
There's a bit of string... Oh. Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Is she listening to Michelle Shocked?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Or
AC:DC?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# or X-ray Specs

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ELO, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Electric Eel Shock
Probably...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Bad Heffrey.
Back in your box!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Good publicity, bad publicity
...doesn't matter, so long as I get the recognition I deserve!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# who did?
He did, just then
(spiggytopes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Mother Teresa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# The Arnolfini Quo.



More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ARF!
Yay! Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ooooh... Subtle.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# wooo
v nice
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
I really like these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Chumparific!
you LOON!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# super duper!
wooowoo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# this makes me very happy indeed!
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Here
I am recognising the fact that it is ning somewhere on the planet. Either eve or mor, I don't care.


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You're much more drunk than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# is that even possible?
i was under the impression that you were part sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't actually drink an awful lot, I get evil hangovers.
Few pints a year, that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Sadly
I cannot even use that as an excuse since my enforced teetotalisation at the hands of my quack and liver. Oo! Just thought of a great name for a pub. That I couldn't use anyway. Damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# DOG ON DA BOX
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hullo, I am gnu

cfb
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Well, how do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# arf!
good gnuub!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I have the complete works of Flanders and Swan.
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Then I suspect
That you will Love this hard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I do.
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# heheh
now do Henry Cow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha!
supprise!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# merry candleday!
*caykes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# fine work
nice boaby
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I fancy a cup of
obscurely-branded tea now.

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# and have I got gnus for you!?
well, no, actually. Or I'd post one to say hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Daylight dogging - 1970s style.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# In the back seat of the car getting "the high hard one"?
Yes. Yes it is.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you'd better not go a-knockin'
because that car be rockin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Not yet,
but he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# are you are saying that as a
bad thing?
Goodnight b3ta, you will all be wanking me off in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Princess Ann and "Friend"
I don't suppoose the car is a princess
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Cortina.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Trap
I can't break free
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# My my.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# pfft
Not available in Pakistan then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Get your nationalities right, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I smell ninja edits.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# NO that was the spicy pizza I had last night:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It smells like death
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes
Yes it does. Death and jalapino.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# or Pakistan
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No
There's no NHS in China:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# There is an N
Tho
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Little known fact:
Aneurin Bevan was born Bi Ao ning (or )

He took his typically Welsh name in the face of extreme racism from his peers within the Labour party.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yeah
Sheep can be nasty sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I went to the trouble to get a Chinese name which was the equivalent of Aneurin Bevan
You have no idea how hard that was.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Chinese Viagra you say?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Or Turkey.
Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This is really rather splendid.
Really, i always like your work, but sometimes it reminds me of my own political stuff, that is, just political.

This I like a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
Hello Beau
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hello Dog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hello bil
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hi minxy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# yo Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hello Bilb
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hello you canquine fool.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Canquine.
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I live but to please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ello !
How's things?
How's Audiomangle, the ideal place for animators and production companies to have quality music and sound effects produced by deadline and at a reasonable price going ? www.audiomangle.co.uk/

talked to eclectech recently ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha. You're a star.
Eclectech's busy with the weean at the mo. Hoping to get up to her new pad and see her pretty soon though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha spitzenklassen Beau
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hehehehe great!
(awaits the dumbell shaped mobile phone)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Glass-class. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Haha!
certainly deserves a click
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# maybe the face I can't forget
a Che parody with a bit of class..

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# This is very good
woo to this.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Firefox t-shirt competition
I'm not usually one for competitions, but I had a nice idea for this one...

(Dr Frank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Splendid stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :)


Hurrah for all that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well,
that just goes to show how much I ignore the ff tab on my browser!
PARTIAL EDIT:SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA FORTHIS WEEKS IMAGE COMP! Any one agree here?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Things in the body
unusual things in unusual places on the person
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I got a rubber duck stuck up a mimsy once.
it was there all through dinner with the parents.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# you really are the baby sitter from hell
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# why must you come
when I must go:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i'm off too
football training for the lad at 130
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That's making me very uncomfortable just at the thought of it.
The beak, especially.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I suspect
the beak is the best part
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It was a square duck at that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# From miles away
men I have never met give me sympathetic vagina pain.

I can't help feeling this isn't fair. And you'll be stoically unmoved whatever I say about popping testicles etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Sadly, yes.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# So you should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# And did your Mum manage to remove it eventually?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# now thats just asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# paint mash fistings.
draw someone being fisted, but you can only use MS paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# there is a ghost as big as the earth and it has sucked
out the eyes of the poor fox! (woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# clever..
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Bus stop bunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# heh, good one
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I want to spam this, from last night:


And 'Welsh Rarebit' seems a plausible enough link to legitimise it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
this is your best post ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Bastard!
What about Angel-Spice, or a myriad of others?

www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# eh?
Edit: well, the above post has more hummus than all of the others and your words usually make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well, it's a decidedly average image,
so I presumed that you were suggesting that I was generally worse than mediocre.1 So, in a tongue in cheek manner, I took offence.

1 Not to be confused with Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# don't take offence
I just don't find you funny very often. This post changed my mind. It appeals to me. Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# In that case, I can justify this from last night too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this is not worth its own thread, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# wabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# bloody bench hog!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# she'd get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# love it!
hooray for mournful creatures in black and white

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Trecky situation
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# he wants to sit on the captains log!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# lol , awaits
many similar puns
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# aha!
but i got in there first for a change!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# shake it!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!!!
i love the dj too!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is winnyfabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahah
fits perfectly with 'Rock Lobster'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# B52s
or the Botch cover?

I am sat here holding a bit of my hair out in front of me like a devil lock trying to sort out the direction in which it goes before thursday. Now I'm typing though, I'm peering round it like an emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Peter Griffin cover ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK

The Botch cover is very good, but the original is FTW in my eyes. Or my version. Which is me, one string and lots of jumping around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# B52s
last two minutes especially
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Bless the B52s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# captain is 'avin it large.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I think you'll find, for the more advanced modern dancers, it's
bigfish-littlefish-box-box-star-shoppingtrolley-shoppingtrolley-shoppingtrolley-chopthecarrots-painttheceiling
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You completely forgot to stack the boxes.
How fucking shit are you? Very, that's how. I hope you're proud of yourself, you utter cunt. You've let yourself Scotland FUCKING EUROPE down. I'm of a mind to dig your eyes out with my toes now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# climb the lader
sort the post

await catching a very slowly decending beachball like you just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i.e. stand there with your hands in the air and face turned up to the ceiling/sky
during that brief sustained pause in the track before going back to sorting the post at 250BPM
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ha, yes, hide your emarrassment after your feeble attempts, with but a flurry of abuse
Everyone knows you just wiki'd "givin it large" to find out what other moves there were. In any case, you're wrong, I was dancing to the Shamen's "Love, Sex, Intelligence" and everybody who's anybody knows that you can't stack boxes to those tasty beats. Fuck you. Nerr.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Flurry of abuse?
After the torrent of fucking nastiness I usually get from you you should know that I'm only responding in kind, and even then everyone knows you can't dance. So double fuck off, kiss my arse and have a banana. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I never abuse you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I know, and frankly I'm tired of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *unpacks torture equipment*

same as last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Just chuck me in a sleepsuit (google, chums) and beat the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i've just tekne delivery of one of these
and i'm wanting to try it out.

www.medievality.com/pear-of-anguish.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# oh,
this is rather brilliant it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning


RIS
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Mustafa Bin Dun
i'm afriad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# with a RIS?
*sulks*
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aye
www.b3ta.com/board/8099730
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fuck
I feel like visiting Bridgend now
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# but instead
have a cake from sunday

"The amount of poison in this man's system was in the hundreds and thousands"


RIS
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i read that yesterday
what a way to go, poor chap, it would have sounded hard if he'd been eating rick cakes, but fairy cakes, that'll be on his gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# arf!
that wacky adolf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# eye eye, Vera's back!





wahey first gif!
(Harry Monk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# errmmmmm.
nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# is it not moving?
hmm hmm hmm
(Harry Monk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# its moving alright!!
dont look it in the eyes! Stab, Kill, Stab, Kill!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# giftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and a very nice gif it is
wish I could do em...don't know where to start.

have a woo
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Download Gimp,
make a number of frames, Save, Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have photoshop CS2
but I haven't done much apart from stills. there must be something in there I could use.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# image ready
use image ready with CS 2
(Harry Monk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Bruce Forsooth
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
that made me open and make silent mirth noises
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# and I'm not quite sure what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# a rich tapestry into the inner workings of goatse there
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# that has to be it!
At the sight of Brucey, my mind channels the thoughts of goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hello Wow
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hello Shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# He's been Knighted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Knight to see you
to see you knight!

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# GIGGLE :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# pfffft!
you great big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I thought of that one!
you just got it 48 minutes before me...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Has he?
Or are you joshing? Oh I hope so.

Edit: hope he has, not that you are joshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'Bruce Forsyth' is officially the most difficult thing for a French person to say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No, you're thinking of
"I'm sorry - I was wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# nope it's
"why this english savoury snack is quite gastromic delicous"
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Courier Crab
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# but how does it cycle?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Probably like a cunt if he is truly a courier
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# CAPITALK!
haven't seen you for ages.

This is lovely, by the way. I particularly like the used tampon he is delivering.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Howdy,
thanks. been lurking mainly...

Used tampons are the best!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# courier crab is changing his tampon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# mmm-mm!
courier crab paste!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Is that a used Tampax he has fetched from the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# See it's not just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# fancy a Bonio?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Sure why not...
..... what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# brown flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# MMMMBROWN
tastes like......brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sold!
When?

Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# B3tans get in free. See you all at 7.30.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WTF?!!
*golf dances*
hey!
this is pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Crispin's a natural.
You won't regret going.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hard as nails, that guy is.
Hard as nails.

If he sees you walking down the street, and he doesn't like the way you're walking, he'll rip your head off.

He's a BAD mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# PLEASE link me to the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# There are lots of pics...
I'll zip them and send you link...
Great isn't he?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Here you go...
golfdance.zip
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# You're a diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
You're very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your clubs
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# "GHOST TIGER! he's all up in your clubs
the ghost tiger, just lookin' at yer clubs
oooh, ghost tiger, look at him
and look at your clubs, oooh, ghost tiger."
--Psalm 23, Book of Jamiroquay
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Even the smug bastard wants to be him <3
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

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