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Jervais the water-imp has decided to go diving today to fuck around with some ecosystem stuff.
When he reaches the seabed he'll use the eel he's just spotted to smack some lobsters around.
He might also take the opportunity to squeeze some Jellyfish till they explode.

What a pesky little imp he is!
What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

Hahaha

Green wang.

I'm currently trying not to kill anything that could kill me back.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

funnily enough...

squeezing jellyfish and smacking lobsters

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

Lobster!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

that's gorgeous.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

I drew it drunkenly on facebook

with grafitti, because I was drunk.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

even so.

*licks*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

I have a mild to very serious obsession with lobsters, drinking and facebook graffiti

for examples
1
2
3
4
5
6
7

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

you are terrifyingly, irrationally good at facebook graffiti.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

haha!

all ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

hyper skiving.

boss is off this week and half of next.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

Wicked.

Engage yourself in some multishirking.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

*sits and drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

I am thinking about working

50ft size but no better

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

HAHA

I love this dearly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

I must unlurk to express how ace I think this is.

^*relurks*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

YOU!

How are you?

ha, I asked you a question, and now you HAVE to answer ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU NERDY PRICK!

Not so bad. Other than being perpetually raped in the face by work. Hence lurkage. I'm sure you're far and away grander than I. In every sense of the phrase.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

very very very ill I be

currently in bed with wireless keyboard (a thing of beauty, to be sure) and with twenty packages to be shipped out later :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha

that never gets old

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahahahaha!

Splendid!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

beautiful

*doffs cap*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

that's fucking superb

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

This woo reminds me of the nightmares I had as a kid

in the same way Mysterious Cities of Gold reminds me of the nightmares I had as a kid.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

*hides under your bed*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

damn you and your talents sir!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

*blows kisses*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

*catches*

*puts in pocket for later*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

*rapes you*

HA! PRE-EMPTION!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

are you on THE DRUGS?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

never,

I only smoke and drink.

BUT I AM HIGH ON YOUR MUM!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

That would probably be all the valium

and HRT she takes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

so it's on a dark grey background at the moment

when it goes to a light grey background, will his bubble become completely transparent, or will it get lighter?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Ah, I see.

I wondered if you'd used a semi-transparency, but you've just used a nice pale grey :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

oo thass nice

I am trying to work out when 'lunchtime' is - cos I said I'd have this work done by lunchtime and I haven't started it yet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

lunchtime? Half six.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

hurrah!

*shirks*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

It's a skunkdog!

Yeah, I can't do these very well...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

and the dweebs!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

\o/

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

a SKOG!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

or a dunk.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahaha!

i likes that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

You can do these very well...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

How does he smell?

N.B.: Woo!

(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

woo

and can it be milked?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

hello

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

haha

filling in for Dave, eh?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

if I don't squint it looks like Dave has

meat pies for eyes

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

'tis just his beautiful glasses

as a matter of fact, this is one of my favourite vectors of anyone ever.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Splendid.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahahah h a ha a ha

th t's rilli n wo k t ere Bo s

Wo !

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

you're missing these.

*gives letters*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Norman Collier's act included his pretending that the microphone was faulty

sad but true

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

Not "included",

was

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

Arf! Nice work!

I dont think Dave is gonna be around today. I spotted him on here very late last night and I reckon that The Lovely Hilary has probably grounded him and taken away his Kia Ora or something....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

Gadzooks!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'd have done Heath in a Knights Tale.

Lovely floppy hair.

Also, this is woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

lovely floppy everything these days

wahey!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

aye.

The last portrait of him is quite telling:

gawker.com/5003289/heath-ledgers-last-portrait

Poor lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)

blimey.

I'd kill meself if I had that on my wall.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

I'd kill everyone else.

Was it Pratchett that described murder as just "extroverted suicide"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

Pratchett...

there's a fellow I'm going to miss :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

I say we make the best of him.

I'm going to make him a lovely wizards hat and send it to him. In true Pratchett wizard fashion it shall have all manner of shiny tat on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

~~hat~~ sleeve

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

mind the piss

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

~~sleeve~~ hat.

OI.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

~~shiny tat~~ tiny shat

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'm going to cry now.

YOU MADE ME CRY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

aw hon, let me dry your eyes

*turns on hairdryer*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)

*cuddles*

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE ALL DONE.
CAPTAIN WOW'S LOVELY!
YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE. JUST LEAVE US FOR A BIT, OKAY?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

Don't be gay.

You're harder than that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

I'm hard as fucking nails

Unless I give a shit what you say. Stupid woman that I am. ( I am joking though, he hasn't made me cry. He fucking wishes.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Unless you care what I say eyy.....

*clears throat*
I have engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)

Well that backfired

...is what I said to him.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

~~hat~~ sleeve*

*tenuous at best

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha

I like this muchly. Have a woo, right up your nose!

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8102997

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)

AND HOW!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)

BUT WHEN!?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

AND WHENCE!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

And wherefore?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

cor look at the lance on that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

From the makers of...

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Ninj, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Old boy

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahahaha made me do a giggle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

*imagines you giggling*

*glees*

How are you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'm fucking ace

I thought I was going to be told off by my boss but I wasn't- how are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

Illin'

but otherwise good. I am going to do a big comic strip later, and then I'm going to go to roflcomedytuesdays if I'm feeling up to it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Pip pip.

Rather...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)

what ho!

Edit:
poor whippets begging for his supper, yould your chap spare a little food?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)

aww!

Well as long as he doesn't go exchanging it for heroin, like the other one did :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ding dong!

Tick tock!
Woof woof!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

Hahah :D

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Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

marvellous

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

For some reason that puts me in mind of Orbital's "Satan"

SATANSATANSATANSATAN!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

More Chappie, Vicar?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

Chappie?

Worst dogfood ever.
: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

In other news

You eat dog food.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

Dog food's not good.

Cat food's quite nice. I like the beef and lamb in gravy one that I think Felix used to do. With Go-Cat little cat biscuits. Mmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

Pedigree Chum mixer biscuits were nice

they had a strange metally gravy taste

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

Gravybones- had them?

They're the best dog biscuits for humans. Fucking LOVELY dunked in actual gravy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

*wants to try this, but fears, as he is already feeling illish :(*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)

You'll be fiiiiiine.

If in doubt, just have the roast dinner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)

that sounds nice

I've been looking for an alternative to Bonio for some time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)

oh try it dude, you won't regret it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)

Haha, I used to keep a box of Bonios in the kitchen

in case occasional b3tan CapitalK happened to stop by - he loves them

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)

it stinks

but it's bloody good for dogs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

That's what people tend to say about my

No I'm even boring myself now

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

jesus suffering fuck!

this is the devils work! cast ye out satan!
WOO!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

What's wrong with his eyes?

They don't seem to match at all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Those eyes were probably taken from a picture of David Bowie.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

heheh

I spoke to Bowie on the phone once

I said "Hello" and "Hold on a minute"

/banal namedropping blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

That's nothing.

My mate used to work in a sandwich shop and once served Ian Botham.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

on a baguette?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

Nah.

A panini.

He had to pin him to it with a cocktail stick (Ian Botham is only about 3 inches tall)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Made me smile:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahaha!!

what the duece!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

Whatho!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

I am loving this HARD

What a Super doggy expression.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

How did I know what your family looks like?

Simple: I followed you home.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

hahaha!!

well, me and my mum are b3tans!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

My sister's a goth!

and someone cut my hair!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

grandad's spilled his weak lemon squash

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

damn him!!

does he think lemons just grow on trees?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

shake harder boy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

*shakes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

...

ceiling emo is watching you masturbate

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

That's why I'm masturbating.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

I would be willing to pay cash for video evidence of an emo attached to the ceiling

and being hit from chair level by projectile semen. Real money.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahahaha

*Summons Happy Toats*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

hahahahaa!

back in my day it was just munter!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

I love this!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

happiest memeparty evar

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

aww, shucks!

thanks:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

not sure i've seen that lemur before.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

Really?

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Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

i don't think so

*scratches head*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

at the most I have 1/4 of the b3ta kit in that.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

hmm

i probably have seen it but just forgotten...
my brain is a bit broken!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

Look at that smug bastard

He's really enjoying himself. Like a true hero.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

"maninthespoon" got the cunt to gatecrash my fathers day brekkie last year!

/fact.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

ugh, just look at him

glowing slightly more orange than everyone else.

What a cunt. :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)

Furtive Beattie WINS!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

glad to see my sister's not only a goth but also has a black eye.

Dad never was a good shot when attempting a drunken oral rape.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

Ha, ha, ha

Great stuff.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

Back to front paedo shoes!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

A classic

haha!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

Pfffft!

TJ: the pic a few below this thread inspired me to produce this:

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

TOAP on a roap

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

Hear'Say were great, weren't they?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

If by "Hear'Say were great, weren't they?" you mean "I don't really deserve to live due to my musical tastes"

then yes.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)

haha

I like your songs though - does that make them shit?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

haha

I think I shall have to rethink my position on your musical taste.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

It's the fragrance of the future...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

eggs eh?

scrambled?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

no poached

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

*sniffs*

aha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

'round here we kill poachers

then you cut a hole in their abdomen, empty out their intestinal tract, stuff it full of eggs, replace it in the carcass, sew it up and place it on a smouldering fire for a day.

Mmmm... Poached eggs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

hahaha

the care home special - with an undertone of warm vinegar

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

*buys*

Do you stock the dusty plasterboard and wet cat fragrance too?

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

'nings bixy bits!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

gning mister!

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

meh - I have no need for your product

my windows are the kind which open...

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

Windows will never be open...

you need to speak to Linus Torvalds

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

you clever open source bunny you

I like Stallman though... he's cool

www.xkcd.com/345/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

Richard Stallman is the wrong person to subpoena

if you're a lawyer for SCO.
www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/characters/richard-stallman

Or for anything else, really.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)

Mmmm!

Fried Cardboard sandwiches!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

It is also the fragrance of YOR MUM LOL

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

LOLZORS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

hahaha!

What?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

mmmm

Smells like cat.

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

if there was one

that smelled of matchboxes and pencil sharpenings there may be a market.

woo anyway

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

Wife and I were shopping today

and as usual, in the egg section were having our usual debat on my philosophy of "I'd rather support those hard working chickens in cages that knuckle down and do their job properly!" as opposed to those "HIPPIE FUCKING FREE RANGE TYPES THAT JUST RUN AROUND AND LAY ONE WHENEVER AND WHERE EVER THEY WANT AND COST US A FORTUNE DUE TO THEIR HIPPIE FUCKING ATTITUDE!"
Then I expelled a tremendous fart in the semi crowded aisle and chose not to buy any as I could smell an off one.
/true fact.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

does that go in the win column for you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

not really,

but we do have fun doing the most mundane daily things.
THAT goes in the win column smartarse;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

yay!

EDIT: i wasn't trying to be a smartarse...
*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

aww,

I love you mate! *hugs*
*grabs another Smirnoff ice*
Useless fact alert: "Smirnoff" is in the Uk/Aus firefox dictionary. And they dont ven have the decency to have the word "clunge" in there.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

those sons of bitches!!

*grabs torch and pitchfork*
lets get 'em!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

YEEEE HAAAW!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahahahaha

Unexpected anal event!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

that usually occurs on nights out:(

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

Damn hippy chickens

it's because their boyfriends are punk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

I have always fucking loved this one.

top work mate!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

is there one which makes your house smell of

scampy fries and juicy fruit chewing gum?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

Lovely

how about the fragrance you get when you steam woodchip wallpaper off the walls, I would call it "Mouldy decay - with steam". The new fragrance from Madona

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

Please excuse the seamy shoulder

edit: ~~it's quite sad when someone fucks up and they get more replies than something that was done right. just saying~~

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

:D lawks

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

a lummy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

Quite.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

cover your ankles mother

you're enflaming my ardour...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

'nings all

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Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

ningers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

I thought you said something else then.

Which doesn't involve the second n. But good. It wasn't.

How is everyone?

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

work is affecting my b3ta productivity

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

Stop working then.

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

hurrah

*stops*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

i'm very well ta!

as if i would!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

i'd hope not,

but gooooooood!

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

LAYSIST!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

This is very good and deserves more replies

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

cheers nibs

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

I also think it deserves more replies

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

cheers nibs

i just get deja vu

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

it happens, sadly.

not the nicest of feelings, but meh, post your willy with some nice TOAP and bask in all the comments.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

Me too

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

ta caewan

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

haha!!

i'll have to tell one of the old boys here to 'pipe down grandad' now!

EDIT: more replies FTW!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

one of my work colleagues said it to me yesterday

young whippersnapper

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

did you hit him with your canes before he skipped out of reach?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hahahaha

*Quite agrees*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

damn straight

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

ha ha ace!

always good to come back to good stuff (even if you've been off for a little bit)

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

cheers dude

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

I shall reply again.

Here I go, look. *replies*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

*comments*

These are the ways of the b3tans. Flaming is more fun than complimenting weird jockos.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

I have loads of fun doing the latter.

*hangs out of office window wolfwhisting at scottish builder*

GET YER SGIAN DUBH OUT.

Ahem.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

haha, tiddler

*swings claymore*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

Technically, I could teach you to use that properly.

But since you're (I assume) referring to your manflesh I would think you probably know almost as much about what to do with it as I do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

more, definitely more.

and howso? are you a swordswoman as well as a pretend pirate?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

I learnt Talhoffer style swordfighting for a while.

And I doubt it, bucko. Unless you've got less ribs than the norm, I could teach you a thing or two ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

touché

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

That as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

HAHAHAHA

ah cannae understaun a fucking word yer sayin' hen

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

Google informs me this is the other name

for what I typed in, which I'm sorry to say saw 'Scottish sock knife'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

rarr rarr rarr

nobody uderstands you she-bear

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

I am only a very ickle bear.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ah cannae understaun a fucking word yer sayin' hen"

is my standard response to english ladies taking the piss

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

I'm not taking the piss.

Scottish builder man's dead fit. He looks a bit like a topless Aragorn. I like to gaze at him as I smoke cigarettes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

i know you weren't taking the piss

i just felt like saying it

ok?

*crosses arms*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

Ooooh big cross Jock.

Never fear, I shall cook you an inside out sheep and then you will be pleased again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

bleuch

i hate haggis

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

more for me, then.

I bloody love the stuff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

haggis is great ya turncoat

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

haggis tastes boggin'

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

Trollspeak.

That's what all this is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

tattiemuncher!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

weird jockos?

weird jockos?

oh, erm...yeah

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm allowed to use the word "jocko"

It's our word.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

oh i know

it was the word weird i was questioning

but then i realised you're right

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

it was meant in a nice way

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

of course it was honey

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

I would like to reply to this post

It was done right (regardless of the seamy shoulder), and that deserves to be said.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

thanks babs

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

SEAMS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

harumph

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm new here. Be gentle. I bruise easily.

(~Basketcase~, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

"..."

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

And now the end is near, I turn face, my own reflection

My legs are feeling queer

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

Something something huge erection

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

"something something"?

"Margaret Thatcher"?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

something something something darkside.

can't wait for it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

Austria marmelade counterpart darkside.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

is a sexy beast

come on, given half the chance, wouldn't you just love to moisten her conservative, miner-hating fanny one more time?

And with that, hexachordal is back online. MORNING ALL!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

pffft...'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

one more time?

I got through a six-pack of Brillo pads the first time

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

well,

maybe once more.
for old times sake.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

Could it be?

Surely not!

Text?

On a picture?

My dreams are answered!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

do you mean this?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

poor Hammond, standing on a box

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

no reason....

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

Needs more pussies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

this one was supposd to be animated but drunkeness ensured that I fucked up and merged the layers way too early:(

I will add more pussy next time.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

also, I believe it's "live fast, die young"

but it made me laugh.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

back in my day we put "ing" on the end of everything m' boy!

ing

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

yes, those were the days

when "hard" referred to velocity.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

JIMINY JILLIKERS!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

These internets, of which I've heard so many rumours, could become really big with stuff like this!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

let's all try it

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

bubbles!

theres his long lost mum! Yay!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

i did nothing!!

NOTHING!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

Oh go on, admit it

You must've done SOMETHING

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

there's something about ivesy

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

*hides face*

don't you look at meeeee!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

what's that in your hair?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

eh?

where?
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!
*dances about like a girl*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

what*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

3.34 over and...

Welcome to b3ta, you will never leave.
kitten, chair, etc...

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

I saw what YOU did there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hi new person

text on a picture sometimes doesn't go down too well here, just so you know.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

this ^

Unless occasionally done for irony.
Or if it is something undeniably hilarious.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

yep, humour is the saviour of our generation

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

unlike my pisstake on someones rps of a dog

it is shopped but still shit.

they made me file 3 months of archives for that one.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

I fully endorse this method of approach.

HT is a nice guy and very talented. You can learn alot from this man.
We do not mean to be nasty to noobs for the slightest mistakes, but Rob usually abducts our first son or most treasured relaive to ensure the FAQ and unwritten laws are adhered to:(
I get to see mohamed once again when I hit 10k:(
*cries*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

Thanks for letting me know :D

(~Basketcase~, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

not bad

but you spelled 'what' wrong.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

yes. I know.

OK. I promise not to be a cretin any more :D

If by any chance I do begin to exhibit further signs and/or symptoms of n00bism, please correct me with scathing irony. I can take it.

(~Basketcase~, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

you knows, i knows, what counts is under nose

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I CLOSED MY EYES

DREW BACK THE FORESKIN (AHHH)
TO SEE THE RAW SKIN (AAAAH)

somethingsomethingsomething.

My best mate sings this. He sings nothing else, but if singing's afoot, he sings this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

I tend to opt for the Philosopher's Song.

Or, if unavailable, the one about fingering a girl in the woods.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

I will sing most things. All the time.

It's rare I'm not tumteetuming.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

have you given up the Fat Homs now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

We're still working on getting the drummer a new car (I think)

as he sold his before he fucked off to Aus, and now he's back he has no money, no job, and no car. I haven't even seen him yet- we were meant to get together last week but it was cancelled for reasons not explained to me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

today I are be mostly humming...

"Paris to Berlin" by infernal

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

I generally opt for Nebular Raven's Winter.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

Anything off Carcass' best (yes it IS) album

Reek of Putrefaction.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Truthspeak!

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Heartwork ftw!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

It explodes like glittering fireworks!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

but it is grey:(

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

craig chambers?!

*buys up all the tickets*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

who now?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

*shrugs*

i just wanted to look like a cool kid ready for my school reunion on saturday...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Looks pretty grey to me

Grey or gray? I dunno.
Hello and welcome. Pull up a pussy, sit down in a shop.
You'll never leave.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

His 'tache is about the only thing on that image that isn't technicolor.

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

super n00b and all that

bigger it is techicolour, but yeah looks grey from this distance, balls. Plus first go at using a image thingy other than paint but now i'm just making excuses...

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

Okay.

I'm going to get more coffee now. Anyone?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

:) 'ning

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

amen

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

hahaha!!

i wonder what his toy is?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

best b3tan?

shucks

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

*manly hugs*

*manly gropes arse*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha wonderful :)

please have this

go large

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!

that uniform suits him!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

why thank you

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

sup ma nizzle

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

I just had elevenses.

At twenty-five past ten!

I AM REBEL!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

you rebel scum.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

shut down all the garbage compactors on the detention level!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

Shut down all detention compactors on the garbage level!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

Listen to them...they're dying

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

if this is a councellor ship, where is the ambassador?

*throttles*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

consular

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

that does it.

*points to stool in corner of room*
and you can get up when i tell you.
now face the wall!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

TAPS!

Have a Dbroon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

A tap!

Ta.

:)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

yesh

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

heh

I like how you've added his SLEEPING and READY measurements

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

:D That's my signature you foolio!

I wouldn't know anything about that, sir.

/Ted blog.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha ace!

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

*likes*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

Hehe like it

(aka Rohan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)

Tour De Skipton

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

Oooh

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

This is lovely

And my mum's from Skipton.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

well done

this is the sort of thing i tried to do only nowhere near as good. These have been beautiful

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

I like this

Woo to you

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

that is heart-wrenchingly great!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

Beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

For some reason, I find this a very threatening landscape

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

lol, it's every Xmas at the outskirts of Swansea

*clicks* - v woo

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

I might do some prints in the lulu shoppe

But first I have to write this non existant summer season lineup.

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

Last night's dream: Ah dun writed a pome!

CFB (147kb)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)

FUTURE SAILORS

:D dead good image, lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

i was just messing in my last gaz by the way

*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

I dreamts I was being accidentally racist in a supermarket

by means of my purchases, somehow. I got thrown out, then did it a second time, and the manager called the police and I had to hide in the toilets.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)

I dreamt loads of good stuff last night

BUT there was a bit where I went into my shack (?!) that was on a playground (?!) and some little oik tried to wrestle my shack keys off me. I pinned him down and got my aunt, who was cunningly a policelady to help.

Right, ciggy time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

Ha.

And what was the other stuff?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

All sorts of naughtiness, as is my way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

I fell asleep

then woke up this morning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

'Ning CW

Tilda Swinton was in my dream the night before she won the oscar.
And I didn't know she was nominated. Spoooky.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hahah

I still think that my one of being hired by Tom Cruice to fallow him round and take the blame for each time he farted wins though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

ponderous

(elba, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)

*click*

joyous

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)

Nicely done!

Woo

'ningles all!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)

Fucking love toads, me.

PHEW. Just had a meeting with my boss where I thought I was going to get in trouble, but instead I just got loads of support! Ace!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

Excellent

Woo stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Woo!

a lovely entry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)

For The Emperor!

Click for biggar!

Just a colouring, as I'm sculpting an 8" poseable Space Marine based on this guy (amongst others) and I wanted a heads up on how he's gonna look painted up.

The original concept art is HERE. This guy is a genius.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)

needs more insignias

and purity seals
and pointless text and such.

the spazz marines, they love to be adorned, and at 8" it might look a little plain.

If you mean just for general colour scheme then it's not bad (red and black work, says Hitler's Decorator), in fact, it's good.

also well done keeping inside the lines, I never manage.

Edit: If you drew that then it's damned good, I thought we were just talking the colours.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)

Well, I'm sculpting the basic armour, casting it up, making a few sets

then individually adding detail to each one, then winning a GD, then (possibly) flogging them. They're going to have a ridiculous amount of detail.

* I didn't draw it though. I believe its a guy called ~~Robert Castillo~~ Mark Gibbons... I'm trying to find his website so I send him one when they're done.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

I never managed to enter Golden Demon

All my ideas were either well above my talent level or too ambitious for the time available.

I did used to win the local competitions in the Oxford store til an actual Golden Demon winner moved there and made me look like the shit I am.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)

I've had about a million ideas that were way above my ability...

these ones probably aren't going to be done for next year actually... But I figure massive figures will be way easier to fit ridiculous details onto...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

Jezus, fucking, shit, fuck...

That's ace.

*wanders off to change his shorts again*

Edit: The w00 was for the drawing, not the colouring in particular. Though I do like the colours n such...

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)

I think he needs a faux goggles tattoo

but I'm not sure why

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)

can we get this straight...

did you draw it? The outlines, pose and such

or just colour it?

The colouring is really good.

If you drew it, it is increased to a "truly awesome"

the management reserves the right to withdraw any "truly awesomes" should evidence of cheating be found to be forthcoming...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

^ this

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

just the colouring, unfortunately

It was a colour scheme test that I got carried away on. I'm working on my artworkiness though.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)

even so it's grand

Please post evidence of final sculpting - I'd really like to see it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)

Theres a whole bunch of stuff I have at the armature stage

or just ideas...I plan to do these Marines, The Endless from Neil Gaimans Sandman, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, half the bloody Discworld, and probably a whole bunch more superheroes and warhammer nonsense...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

^ this

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

A marine, you say?

I'm imagining him being dropped from a helicopter into the sea wearing all that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)

Woo

I've found a geek. Can I burn it?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

...'Ning all...

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Ninj, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

Ooooof yes!

Could you BE any funnier?

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

pffft!

'ningles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

pfffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

Arf!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

An Inuit is always an Eskimo

but an Eskimo's not always an Inuit. Inuit is to Eskimo as guppy is to fish.

Call a non Inuit an Inuit for TINY PARKA RAGE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)

I knew it!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

look deep into the parka

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

I almost got a parka for this very reason.

Until I realised padded coats aren't really a good idea when you're chumbly.

ALTHOUGH

I'm now 7lb lighter than I was on Weds/Thurs last week, and I've lost 2.5 inches from my waist since December 24th. \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

well done you!!

*high fives*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

:D if only it was my doing...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

*nudges*

*winks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8101253

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

No, I've not been hungry and am eating only when nagged or forced.

Luckily, everywhere I go there is someone to nag and/or force. My PA is on my case at the moment, she wants me to eat this apple.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

use a straw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

*begrudgingly bites apple*

DO NOT WANT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

*puts arms round waist*

*twice*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

congratulations.

I have a new lady chum and need to reduce my waist and improve my fitness for the enjoyment of her.

Have you done anything in particular or just eat helathier and sometimes do exercise?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

I've not been hungry since mid last week.

I wish I knew how.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)

antimatter tapeworm?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)

I wish I knew, really.

I'm being badgered to go to the doctor, but I can't be arsed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)

chiropractic

solves everything

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)

go go go go go go go go

P.s. you have a P.A.? How fancy are you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)

I need to do this

then I can get a lady chum

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)

As a health facist

and general spoilsport I feel obligied to point out that loosing 7lb in a week is rather unhealthy...

The most you should realisticly and healthily be able to shed in a week is 2-3lb of fat, anything above that tends to result in the loss of lean muscle or is down to dehydration.
The loss of lean muscle leads to a slower metabolism and the easier gain of weight once the diet ends.

Here endith the sermon.

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

I didn't think, I just thought I thought

Inuit and Eskimo are different types of "Northern wastes type people" rather than one being a subset of another.

Where's Venn when you need him?

P.s. I like to spell it "Esquimaux" and I don't know why.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)

more Scrabble points

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

Not according to Stephen Fry.

THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION STEPHEN FRY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

Wikipedia agrees with you (and Stephen)

I therefore retract my absurd claim.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

I watched QI last night on Da\ve

And was surprised to find he was wrong about something

My faith has been shaken!

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

he did it on puropse

to make us feel better.

P.s. I bet it wasn't Stephen that was wrong, I bet it was a researcher. He knew they were wrong but wanted to see if the team knew. If the team hadn't found it out he would have gone "Aaaaah.... but REALLY..." and we'd have joyed and glee'd.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)

Inuit means "We the people".

I can't remember the movie I was watching, but I learned something from film studies.

I think it was something about missionaries.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)

The missionary got lost in the forest, and all the inuit people laughed at him.

"How could you get lost in the forest?" they said.

I got an A for writing an essay comparing this to someone getting lost in a supermarket.

edit: now that I think about it, it was about getting lost in the perfume section of a department store.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

hmm

"It's all made of trees that look exactly the same, and by the way, I just got lost for several hours in a forest that's freezing cold and full of dangerous animals, I'm not in the mood to be laughed at right now you hateful igloo-dwelling shit" was the reply I believe.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)

I think it was more "thank fuck you found me".

There's no point getting indignant to a group of people you've travelled half the earth to win over.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)

trufax

I just reckon even missionaries get a bit narky at times.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)

Yeah, if I was a missionary I'd totally smack someone in the face with my Bible if they crossed me.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)

In my head, as I read that,

you were T-rex from dinosaur comics.

edit:
www.qwantz.com/

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)

I do read them a lot, some of it would have to rub off somewhere.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

I think

Yupik and Inuit are the two main branches of Esquimaux.

(I don't think this, it's another half-remembered semi-fact from TV)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

the first frame had me in stitches

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)

we do?!

*starts writing*
does pissing it down count?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

pissing it down...

... when you take into consideration all the variants, counts as 8

eg weeing through the rafters

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

ooh

spitting
raining
skypiss
a downpour
torrential rain
heavy rain
light rain
showers
intermittent rain
"The heavens opened"
"tropical rain"
lashing rain
Pissing it down (and variants)
etc

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)

who

calls it 'skypiss'?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

Would!

Particularly with the second photo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

hahaha

what the hell?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

Gronkpan posted a link to

www.photobasement.com

It was early and my brain was wrong.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

That is brilliant!

THE CODE OF THE MENISCUS!

www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/#more-117

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

That one intrigues me. What's a meniscus?

It's greek for crescent, and I think it's part of the knee, but that doesn't make things any clearer.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

Im not sure of a body part

but the meniscus is the name for the edge around water, in a glass, that is a result of surface tension, you know when it looks slanted up at the sides? That is the meniscus....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

it's summat to do with liquids an that

test-tubes or summat (i.e. SCIENCE)

/last did science in 1988 blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

Alright there Grandad ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

actually that was lie

I've got a BSc, but that didn't involve any real science

1993, then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

so have i

and neither did mine

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

minkster!!

a mate of mine rang me last night saying he was getting married and wants me to be the best man..
he's scottish i'll be wearing a kilt!!
help ma boab!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

jings and crivvens

YOU have mates!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

oh yes!!

thats where all my money goes!
=)
this'll be my third time as best man!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

ooh get you

i've never been asked

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

really?

i wonder why....
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

*shuns*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

oh come here!

*hugs*
if i ever renew my vows it'll be a b3ta wedding and you can be best b3tan.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

Just eating bad beef?

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

*spang*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)

What's your BSc in?

I've got a BSc, but only in the Rimmer way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

deep breath....Heritage Conservation (Historic Buildings and Monuments)

basically, Archaeology

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

ooh

sounds better than mine
mine's multimedia technology

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

oooh

Anatomy and Human biology here.
I've used it once, ever, answering a question that was on the telly on QI* and making people think I'm clever.**

*May have been "eggheads"
**May not have convinced anyone.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

Eggheads should really be renamed 'Cunts'

especially that CJ de Mooi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

OooooOOOOOoooh.

I've got no degree whatsoever. But then it took my dad until his 30s to go back to uni, it'll probably work the same for me as well. But when I go back it'll be Anthropology or Porn. Which is really the same thing when you think about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

Anthroporn!

that's a degree to be proud of

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

I thought so.

Having said all of this I bet it's pure maths just like my ma.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

your mother

is pure maths?
That would be ace.

(I'm imagining a kind of hazy cloud of numbers and scientific formulae occasionally screeching "Tidy your room. Also E=MC2" and such)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

:D no.

She's a complete maths genius, but still made out of human.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

hopfully i'm doing a BSc in biomedical science this year.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

British Swimming certificate?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

That's the one.

Well, bronze. I am SHIT at swimming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

you can do 40 lengths
straight down

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)

...

If you look at water in a test-tube, the surface is slightly concave. That's the meniscus.
Mercury has a convex meniscus.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

CORRECT.

If you're measuring liquids in a tube, the tendency is to measure from the bottom of the meniscus, so that people can get consistent results.

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gronkpan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahaha!!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Some of them are just pure hilarity!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

ELECTROWORMS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

"Whats my dogs favourite colour?"

"Er, is it blue?"
"Yes, yes it is."

Hypothesis: My Dogs favourite colour is blue
Experiment: Show him different colours and measure his reaction
Result: No Friends.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

DEAR FUCKING GOD!

It's an Emo Lisa Riley!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

*spluffs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

*hastily loads Blunderbuss*

BOOM!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

These people

do not help themselves

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

LOL INTERNETS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

Ha, ha

Reminds me of something.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

Killerkitti?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

This^

(Golden_guns247, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

Killerkitti mainly Id say....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

thanks,

now I will get a flaming off every spotty trying to score some underage:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

Arf!

Poor Clan Soul. Do not fear. Schools back in session :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

DOES THIS MEAN TEEN TALK TIME IS OVER FOR /BOARD!!!?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Too much to hope for I fear.

They let the buggers out in the afternoon.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

well,

It helps me being an Auslander that usually frequents the /gayshift:)
Poor kiddies 'll be in bed!
Funny thing though. I am sure I read over a year ago in kk's profile or website or something that she was 16, giving me the impression that she was around 17 nowdays yet she has just announced her 15th birthday?
Had I known this previously I may not have been so abrupt in my criticism of the tenuous posts which we all have had to endure. I must admit though that they have changed in style and level of effort of late. There may be hope.
maybe.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

still emo:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

Thank goodness for that.

I thought you must be unwell.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

For a while.

But Easter is early this year so it wont be long....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

damn!

who can we groom now?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

You'll do Benjy :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)

AAAAIIIIEEEE!!

*loves it really*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

I was thinking about setting up a new profile as "cherie'92"

to see if my 1/2 arsed images could make the FP:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahaha

More or less sums up what the board's turning into these days

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)

PURGE WITH FIRE!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)

Oh my!

Slight TJ- not worth it's own thread:

This is a website where you can check symptoms of stuff- my loss of appetite being the one I was going for. However it allows you to add other symptoms to narrow it down...

Is death a symptom? Really?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

is it a symptom you have?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

Not as far as I know.

If I do, then it's not affecting my typing as much as I thought it would.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

perhaps you're dead and don't know it

has a small sad-looking wheezy boy been watching you?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Not since I gave him back to the adoption agency.

No cripples, and this includes lung cripples. Bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

has your appetite for brains increased any?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

No more than usual.

Itchy......tasty....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

it's a symptom of rigor mortis...

'ningles captain!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Isn't rigor mortis a symptom of death?

NONG

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha

There are 838 illnesses typified by being either dead or not hungry.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

eating a fuck-off kebab from Ali Bastard's has both bases covered

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

but only 60 if you've got both.

Stroky chin moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)

Hahaha....death: a horrible affliction

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)

I wonder what it says about me that I have both pictures stored on my computer for future use

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

i think you are planning to give birth to a new meme.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)

Dutch porn has reached saturation level?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

We reached that in 1986

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

you guys get everything first

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)

Not everything

Deep Throat was on national, non-commercial television last Saturday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

Click HERE for story

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

arf

pros and cons, eh?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me, me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me, me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

It turns out that I never knew they were the lyrics.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

what ever happened to Placenta?

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mugatu, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

Manley ate it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

have chips with that!

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mugatu, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

I think they're still going

I hope so anyway
*edit - according to Wiki the drummer left last year though, so maybe it's all falling over

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

ARf!

I dunno, I had some Valium left when I was better and Im sure I could have sold it to some studenty types. So I wouldnt say they are of little use ;)

Ning Archie!

And with that, I am off to take my nephew to nursery!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

Depressed people....

nothing will help you now!!! apart from maybe a brisk walk or / & eating lots of fresh vegetables

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)

Psst!

Gin!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

Who dares gins!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

I saw a bottle of essential oil of juniper in a health shop the other day.

The fun-free way to stink of gin.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

Meh!

Id need to smell of wee for my family to know Id been drinking Gin....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Or just pullling themselves together

They're British, dammit. WE didn't win an empire by sitting round mopeing.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

more tea and crumpets?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

no more anti-depressants?

to the pub!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

Very quick

I was just reading about this on the tube earlier

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)

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