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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

that made me do a sort of 'haHURRhuhuhahah' sound.

win :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

HAHAHURRRR

Hello sir :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

hello gorgeous.

What are the happenings in the immediate vicinity of ClanSoul?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

I am thinking of making a tree in potatoshop.

But I cannot do trees well.
This is unfortunate, as my current art project, in fact the entire exam is about trees.
What fun :)

I put CS2 onto my art teacher's laptop for use during the exam, so I should be alright..I just need to install my tablet on there!

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ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

woo! trees! I can only sort of draw them:

ix0.nl/i/1447

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

Even so, that's after six years of an hour's practice every day ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

Lies.

But nice,..so very nice...what a nice tree...hmmmm...treee.......nicee......yup...nice tree...mkay?!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Quick!

We must destwoy the mastew contwow pwogwamme!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

lol!

eh?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

Heh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)

pffft!

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

OK, I did:

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

A crap pea...

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

sexy

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

Jings!

Thats gotta burn.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

PHWOAR!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

OHAI2U :O

beautiful.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

new desktop, actually

I think.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

Unfortunately

I know this...

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

*holds*

it's okay.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

Very sexy.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

blimey

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

I thought I was relatively broad-minded and open to new ideas until

Someone told me to google "vomit fetish"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

Two possible three definately....

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

Townshend: HEY YOU GUYS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Click!

FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

In English please

'Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuck'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Im feeling Dejavu....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Bollocks, it's my favourite quote from the movie.

I love Benicio. I LOVE HIM.

If you like I can quote him in different films?

A smoker's a smoker when the chips are down and your chips are down...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

man

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

oooohhhh yes.

Well by that point I've gone cross eyed with all the sexual excitement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Much like me about 5 words into your rants.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

i just love the way he says "man"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

So do I, come to think of it.

I love everything about his performance in Sin City, really. Poi. Fect. Ion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

MORE! GIVE ME MORE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damned miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

MORE! GIVE ME MORE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Captain, I need you to ride me like one of them bouncy playground things.

It's a Benicio quote, it's just nobody's heard it but me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

hahaha

sure

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

Saw that

for the first time a month ago. Just ace :D

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

Read the book.

Trust me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

^this

I was delighted, upon reading the book, to finally understand what RaoulHunterJohnny says as he trips through the turnstile at CircusCircus(?) when they have to give the man two dollars or he won't let them in.

Edit: He says something like: "Dogs fucked the pope. Not my problem."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

I heard it was good

think I'll just have a shufty on amazon for it now :)

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

also

Rum Diary, and if you like politics, read the Great Shark Hunt.

But Rum Diary and Fear and Loathing are musts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

can't stop here

this is bat country

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

"...and Vegas loves a drunk"

was my motto in Vegas.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

i can't go to vegas

i will lose all my money, get horrendously drunk and wake up married to a fat trucker named bubba.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

Oh, gowan witcha

You gotta live your dream!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

get back in your truck bubba

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

pfff

i'd love to go, i enjoy gambling far too much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

whenever I sweat, I tend to tell whoever is listening

that "My blood's too thick for (location)"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

this needs more pauses

the pauses make it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

You're never bloody happy, are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

also needs more Raoul Duke lashing out with flyswatter whispering

"pigfuckerpigfuckerpigfuckerpigfucker"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

you've just made me remember

getting beaned on the head with an orange in the bath

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

WHEN...WHITERABBIT...PEAKS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

*chews pineal gland*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

I love that

I heard that it was an out-take, the guy saying 'In English please' is a crew member taking the piss. When the others in the line-up start pissing themselves, it's for real. Of course, Snopes may say otherwise.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

It does sound more than possible.

I saw him on In The Actors Studio the other week and he said that he didnt really bother learning his lines for it as it didnt matter what his character said anyway. So he mumbled through the whole thing! Talk about a genius stroke of luck....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

Hahaha

me and a mate say that to each other every time we're in each others cars....

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

Definately!?

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

surprisingly, this is the first gary glitter ive seen in quite a while.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

Me too

He stopped hanging around my house when I turned 16.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

has anyone heard johnathon kings new album?

its fucking wierd he tried to use being a convicted peado as a sales stunt....

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

I still haven't read the interview in Bizarre.

I must get round to that tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

I have

and it's really worrying. I had a chat with the guy once over internet (I am a musician and an eighteen year old boy, so naturally he was interested) and he's a very odd chap indeed.

He has songs about people like Harold Shipman trying to paint them in a good light and saying things like 'think twice about bad people *cough cough* they might be nice really *cough*me*cough*'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

is he the one that sings "Get Into My Car"?

or "Would You Like a Sweetie Little Boy (and I'll Show You My Train Set)"?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

hahaha

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

Low-cost flying and no beer make basstard something something...

(basstard, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ryanair are cunts and shitbags and they can't fly or land properly.

Neither can they administrate, provide customer service or read or pleasure their wives/girlfriends or amount to anything or go to Heaven.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

It sounds like someone needs

A wank and a nap.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

I always need that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Awww!

Whats up Cap?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Nothing

I haven't even flown with them in 5 years. But still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Awwww!

*hugs Cap*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

she is short of wank/nap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

^this

they are money grabbing cnuts.

*Drinks horlicks. Has nap.*

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

My missus

works for Ryanair,

must agree that the upper levels of the company are toss baggy wankers and work most of the staff far to hard.

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

ooof

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Arf!

Nice one :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahaha

nicely!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

*is RISing a little*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

aryan

google it

GO ON

GOOGLE IT!

GO ON THEN!!!!

GOOOOGGLE IT! YOU HEAD ME, GOO

*slaps self*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Oooo. I see.

W00 for the somewhat obscure punnage.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Obscure to you, maybe

but the rest of the world seems to be coping fine :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

pfft, nice work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

arfff!

Top work. *clicks*

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

Misread this the other day

So I had to shop it...

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

What longer lasting pleasure could there be than that unbridled pleasure of owning your very own child?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yeah, was going to change it to

'18 years of longer lasting pleasure'

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

thats quite a misread... o_o

ever used them? I bought them by accident once. it was shit. after an hour I have to admit I was getting bored.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Nope. wouldn't.

Unless I needed to build up my arm muscles.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Which ones are these?

We buy them depending on nominal width. I think the non latex durex ones are the widest, but they're still not very wide.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

They have built in anaesthetic in the teat

.... hey, what happens if you unroll them the wrong way....?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

numb cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

hey, no need to be rude

I was just wondering... :)

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

lolz

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

condoms are not wide enough

but, I found that if you go to the GUM clinic and take the free condoms which are meant for anal sex, they're thicker of course, but much stretchier and comfier. yay, gay condoms ftw!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

worst ones are american Trojans

they are actually painfully tight.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

haha!

those merkins and their tiny tiny tiny tiny cocks :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

/ pretends not to be here

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

they only come in 3 sizes

small, medium and liar.

*gets coat*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

pfffft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

*nods* right ye are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

return baby for refund

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

*sudden prolapse of brainstem*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

then kill yourself.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

I didn't mean that as a solution to the brainstemprolapsage

it was more a reference to that old Rob song.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

I know :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

I will do no such thing :(

/walks on by

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

feels...subliminal...urges....must resist

in other news:

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

Kill everyone!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

also, there is a huge flower infesting your tits, love

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

and your left hand has turned into

a mug.

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

OH GOD WHY

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

'tis a curse from the heathen one

(which is why it says on the other side of the mug "a gift from Blackpool")

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

lovely!

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

[haha...

...this is truly awesome!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

Free bag of sweets with every purchase

If this has bindun I will eat my lunch.... *eats lunch*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

"instruments"

giggles

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

Dirty.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

a history of violints?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

senseless violins

and gratuitous sax.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

sounds fun to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

*analrape*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

The strange thing is...

www.fiddlekids.com/

(newsletter about 6 months ago?)

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

hahahahaha oh dear!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

everybody in that picture is gurning

excellent

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

TJ - is anybody else's hotmail borked?

I haven't been able to log in for over two hours.

edit: 1526 GMT - it's back up (at least for now)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

yeah...

mines on the gip

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

no. mines all good baby!!*

*may not use hotmail

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

grumble grumble

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

haha!!

don't grumble, it's bad for your mental health!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)

Your snide little comments aren't too good for my mental health either, you little so-and-so...

Now stop being so damnably cheerful!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

snide?

cheerful?

do you want a slap?!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

ah, that's better!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

fucking coming over here, using our id numbers on the board then giving us 'merican sass!!

i'll not have it!!
*sulks in corner*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

*gmail five*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

*gmail five low*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

you're too gmail slow

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

pssst!

whats gmail?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

google's email thingy - s'posed to be very prestigious to have a gmail acct, but I couldn't care less

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

*shrugs*

i just use the email they gave me at work,
outlook.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh dear.

Gmail's brilliant.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

for what?

all i do is email idiots at work or friends.
nothing too flash.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Is it?

Blimey.

Polishes gmail account

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

~~gmail account~~ bishop

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

Mine's down too.

Maybe Pakistan is attacking the internet again

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

I tried to log in to Live and it said

"We are temporarily working on some login issues. Please try again later"

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

I love wooden horses...

RIS

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

Pfffff!!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

Best of all the siege equipment

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

my thought exactly!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

best of all the animals

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mongychops, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

/fears.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh gosh!

Where's Kittyvomit gone?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)

best of all the plankimals?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

subtle! hahaha!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahaha!!

fantastic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

Pay up Mr. dbroon

Emo attached to ceiling - check
Being hit from chair level by projectile seamen - check
De-ris

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

One feels

That there is a story behind this post
I hope it doesn't lead to a divorce

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

I beg your pardon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

My pardon can spare some change.

Buy a sandwich or something.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

I am not posting to this.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

dirty liar.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

shit.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

That is amazingly amazing.

I never thought I'd live to see the day this fantasy would be fulfilled :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

hahahahaha

*checks wallet*

do you accept euros?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

Certainly do

Just pop it in a gaz.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm not convinced about it being chair-height though

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

Curses,

foiled in my dastardly plan to pass off a grey box as a chair.

You win this time Mr dbroon, but next time....

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

I also perfer my emos to be teen girls

~~scars optional.~~

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

Well, if you bring the emos

I'll provide the chair.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

you win 1 internet

i hate eeyore!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

WHAT

NO
LEAVE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Eeyore

Is king

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

he is a miserable fuckstick

him and rabbit should both move to bridgend and have done with it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

Tigger girl, aren't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy

fun fun fun fun fun!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

not really

i couldn't bear all that disney sweetness when i was a kid, i've always loved gore. mickey mouse's voice puts my teeth on edge!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

fucking mouse bastard

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

i can't stand him

smug, chirpy, irritating cliff richard wannabe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

It's a right laugh in bridgend.

The girls are a bit ropey though.
And there's not much to do, so the kids just hang around.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

Surely this story is old noose by now?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

hang in there

the puns may get better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

I can come up with puns alright,

I'm just lacking in the execution.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

I could give you the breakneck tour?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

That's knot very nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

his tour is crap

money for old rope

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

I hear he's making a killing from it, though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

not really

his overheads are murder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely done!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

Firing seamen up at an ass????

...says what he see'd

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

he's a donkey :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

He's a cartoon :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

Ass, Donkey

He's still a gloomy, thistle eating bag of depression

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

Eeyore is lovely

and I want to hug him.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

pfft.

I had to appropriate that, if it's okay with you.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

See men on your ass?

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

How odd

It feels vaguely familiar.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

Ha, ha

I love those - haven't seen them for ages.

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Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

I just re-read my post, and it sounds a bit like I was accusing you of copying. I didn't intend that at all :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

The electric ants on my frontal lobe are pushing out the pegs again

Cleek for slightly beeg.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Shitting hell

this is creeping me right the fuck out.
I have had dreams very much like this.. :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

POST MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

I second this.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

SING MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

I have been working on a new project:

www.tommilsom.com/music/wintersong.mp3
www.tommilsom.com/music/summersong.mp3

Spring and Autumn to come! And INTERLUDES!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

Love the ukelele tone, but my gossshh those drums are muffled!

Also, vocal effect is winmagic!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

:D:D:D:D

The drums... yeah. That's sort of what I had to do, since I only have one microphone.

*cough*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

ALSO.

Expect gaz soon. As soon as I sell a poster or two (as soon as they come) I'll have some cashes to throw at you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

Posting more

would be vulgar. I'm an unexpected kitchen dweller.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

If you don't post more, I will!

Let that be a lesson to yah.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

Good!

You do good stuff! BTW, a mate of mine does a black metal band but can't art for toffee, you up for a leetle design? I haven't asked him if he wants anything yet, just "polling the waters" with the Sambot.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

I most certainly am up for that.

Gimme a gaz or a email or something :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

You're a nice jovial fellow!

I had a go yesterday, but I doubt my style suits him :D He's got a split coming out on Forest Ov Skulls records soon (ltd to 250 copies tr00 kvlt etc), but he does a drone/doom band too.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

So you want a necro grimm blah kvlt whatever cover?

Any particular theme?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

Well, I dunno whether he wants anything yet.

Was playing Halo with him a few nights ago and he mentioned how he thought himself as shite when it came to graphical design of his demo covers :D I'll give him a quick email/message to say you may be interested. Cheers mate, I'll let you know.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

Cool, ta!

I'll be here, listening to Velvet Cacoon.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

they're a pain the ass those ants!

woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

mmmmffph!

*struggles in cupboard*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

*raps on door*

settle down in there or i'll block the air holes until you do!!

bloody kids.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

haha

great stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

naughty ants!

i have ghost ants in my house, they drink any dr. pepper left behind by my friends.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

ewwwww.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

pffffft

that brings back Eraserhead flashbacks

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Plus good

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Pfft

I didn't expect that!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

FP!

Grats Sir.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

Well fuck me sideways.

.. cor.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

Inspired?

Was this animation inspired by my dental troubles, perchance? :P

If so, I claim 50% of any royalties, natch. At least then I might be able to afford the NHS bill.

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GazChap, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

thinking of boarding that plane to teh US with a moustache?...

avoid cultural confusion and embarrassment with the....

Click for bigger (89KB)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

heehee! how unexpectedly delightful!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

Hello you!

RE my smashing glasses

I need new 'uns and have for quite some time now but can you get round red glasses anywhere? NO! (not that I can find anyhoo)

EDIT: There's also this that LLD did from a similar photo!
/end rant

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

That is a CRYING SHAME :(

Can't you just get the lenses replaced? Or have you lost the epicframes?

EDIT: I envy how excrutiatingly talented that LDD is sometimes :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

the lenses are fine

but the frames have been eaten away by my Kia Ora sweat . . . they're also so small that they've given me an eight-shaped head C]:0(
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

this too is a crying shame

They were the coolest glasses ever. You may wish to ask Ron Mael where he gets his.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

from a cracker by the looks of 'em!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

what's his username, I'll GAZ him

I'll GAZ him Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

he ent got one

he is the writer and keyboard player for the legendary band Sparks.

Sorry :(

me? useful? hmph.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

You have Gaz.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

hahaha!!

'trailer trash'!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

:D THE YORKSHIRE!

Proper it is too.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

is it the one you have?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

I should style my pubic hair like it.

And no, I have no moustache.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

*checks*

You do have a little bit of a beard...

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Hahahaha fuck you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

It's OK!

It makes you look distinguished. :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

BAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

i'd like to see photos of this styling.

for research purposes, you understand.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Doctor Thor, if only to see your horrified expression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

i wish i could grow them

Flashmans got them,
he calls them cavalry whiskers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Well that's a sexy term for them.

Cavalry whiskers. Reminiscent of Sharpe.

And now I need to go and have a lie down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Wow. Tin-Tin's really let himself go.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

again

and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

Your post reminds me of a song.

"The Forest" by The Cure I think.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

Yay!

Those are great translations!
May I sneak this in as a pea-roasting whore?

(Wish Debbilgrrrrl was here this week to appreciate the whole facial hair thing)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

*sighs*

i wonder how she's doing.
goa wasn't it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Somewhere around India I think.

I don't know the area so I couldn't tell ya.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

You need to do the 'one week stubble' one.

It's one of the main ones for getting knees to give way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ah, then...

You'd like me on a Sunday night. I refuse to shave on weekends and it comes in quick.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

i haven't shaved since before doctor whens bash three weeks ago

and i barely have a full beard!
*sighs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

have you been growing it in the right place?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

i think so...

*checks*

well...
maybe not..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

ace

I actually have a Van dyke (with top)

pretentious twat that I am

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahahahaha!

my dad has the scouse and he is a scouser! even worse, the merkin equivalent is the sellick(selleck?) and my dad's twin brother is the double of magnum!
your 'tache guide wins!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

;)

fixed the selleck

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

yay!

i helped!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Oh hell

I am rapidly moving into "Yorkshire" Territory.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

I thought it was known as a Lemmy.

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Aenesis, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Nice to see you.

Click for to see you nice.
Click for Brucie news.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

good old brucie!!

i hope i'm as fit as him when i'm 80!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Sorry

but no, fecking Brucie is a pain in the arse, he's not funny and his shows are irritating

(sorry, had to get that out :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

don't feck him, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)

not a problem

(he won't have me)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

so that's it!

you're suffering the bitterness of rejection!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

I must have written him thousands of letters

*rocks back and forth*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

maybe

you should have written him whole words?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

true but he's all there up stairs and he's still extremely active..

i don't want to be a crap show host when i'm his age..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

he does look very good for 80, it's true!

but it doesn't detract from the fact that his jokes are painfully obvious, and his gameshows are some of the worst crap to grace TV.

Low-grade rubbish for the masses, IMO

Sorry, don't mean to troll :) I just don't buy into this 'national treasure' stuff..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

*steers into broom cupboard*

you can take a time out in there.
i'll let you out in an hour..
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

*struggles*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

*sticks chair under door handle*

the more you thrash about, the longer you'll stay in there.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

i hope

i'm as alive as him when i'm 80

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

I hope i'm as rich and on tv as him when I am 80

that would be suh-WEEET!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

BRUCIE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

arf!

'ningles unc!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

rightyo.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Just look at that syrup.

DOH! The vanity!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

I hope he falls down those steps.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

"The man is just a legend"

Johnny Lyttle, Leeds, United Kingdom.

LIES! HE IS A REAL HUMAN :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

Good Game Good Game!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

see,

now thats much more like portsmouth.
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

They knocked down the Tricorn.

Fuckwits.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

i know!

they released the rats!!

although, it to be fair, it was a hideous, grotesque, architectual abortion...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

FUCK. YOU.

It was amazing and beautiful.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

*shoves*

FUCK OFF, OUT-OF-TOWNER!
*head-butts*
it was shite!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

YOU ARE 95% WRONG AND 5% LIES

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

oh stop you!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

*peers*

What's that bottom right?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Mornin', sweetpea!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Hello lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I trust you're well? :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

VERY INFORMATIVE.

THE RAPE WAS A GOOD INCLUSION.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

I watched that for a long time.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Wahlberg fan?

You're only human.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

:D this is so subtly ace

also NOSTRILS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

pffft!

that is amazing.

did you actually enhance something about it?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

yep, tweaked, looped and made more static

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

This expresses my sentiments very accurately

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

For some reason,

I can't stop myself laughing like a loon at this?

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Aenesis, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

my work here is done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

I have unfortunately

taken this as permission to pea

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

Neither can I!!!!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

how do you get these such good quality and so small?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

I removed all background motion

it's only his face that moves (not even the edges of his head)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)

It's very convincing.

You win at animating.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

this is utterly masterful

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

I TRIED NOT TO MENTION THE RAPE :(

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

LOL RAPE!

EDIT: *waves* Bye bye /board. D:

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)

I'm so very sorry

(

hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahahaha!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

I'd be happy to pass on the spanging Ms Smash Monkey gave me...

hold still...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

Pffffttt!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

oh dear oh dear

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahaha!!

we've not long finished having my hospital mess us about with my boys appendix!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

lawks

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

oh jesus wept...

spangtastic!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

She's quite pleasant to look at

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

Hahahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

haha grand

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

wassat in the window?

*squints*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

Cheese. Shit. Polo.

C'mon quote!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

party snacks and poorly lit dildos

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

i knew i'd forgotten to buy something!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

*scratches head*

leave it with me...
i'll get it in a bit...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

Click For Big

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

i did!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

www.specsavers.co.uk

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

hahaha!!

i can see a slice of pie or summat
something meaty?
and a round thing..
it's not you,
it's me.
i'm fick, innit.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

It's a bit of cheese, a sossige, and a pineapple ring, all on stakes.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

ahhh!

pffft!
thank you!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Ahhhhhhh

I thought it was cake and a polo =/

EDIT: Funny now I get it haha

(aka Rohan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

RIS?

EDIT: Is it because there's a sausage on a stick?

(aka Rohan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

I WENT TO BALDMONKEYS: a true story

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

very informative

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

pwned

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Very lovely.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hello Dog

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hello Bilb.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hello City

Goodbye Nightclub

...or something.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hello Sam

Goodbye Samantha.

Or Vice versa. Cliff Richard is such a twat.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

sorry missed first one

what have you done with Shannon?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I've been through Shannon.

On my way to Limerick.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

Actually, I'm probably on the wanted list now,

as I failed to put my bin out on Monday.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

he DIDN'T rape you....

*deletes bald monkeys gaz*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Herro Ivesb!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

word samster!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

The above story has inspired me.

Hey, Mr. Ives, wanna go to the pub and rape?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

sure!

can you get down to fareham and i will, or will not, bring the lube!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

I've been informed that that's 66.2 miles away.

An hour and a half. *hmmm*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

took me three hours to get to fucking portsmouth and southsea

So go and do it. Now.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

aha!

but i'm in fareham.
much easier to get to.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

*leers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

*blushes*

NOT TODAY, MATEY, BUT ONE DAY, WHEN MONEY IS BOUNTIFUL, I WILL BUY YOU A STRONGBOW AND BEAT YOU AT POOL.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

for a pint of strongbow you can beat me at anything...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Haha!

*plots*

I fear for the safety of all others though. 2 red headed, Strongbow drinking, slightly bearded B3tans in the same county. Can't be good for the environment, Shirley?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

we'll be running the place with an iron fist after an hour.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'D GO FOR THE RAPE EXCLUSIVELY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Too bad the Model Village was closed

I hear they take all their clothes off in the Supermodel wing of the building.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

arf!

i didn't even know portsmouth HAD a model village!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

apparently it's excrutiatingly shit to the point of hilarity

which is what the natural history museum was as well... the final room had that old favourite exhibit where a sign next to a mirrored window says 'this is the most dangerous of all animals in the world, click the switch to see more' and it just turns on a light, because YOU'RE THE MOST DANGEROUS LOL

We found this to be hilarious seeing as they were the ones who had just filled room after room with dead animals.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

hahaha!!

*crosses that off the list of things to do*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

TURNS OUT IT'S MAN!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

stay tuned

for more TALES OF INTEREST!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

not me!!

i wouldn't hurt a fly!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

Check and see if he's wearing his steelies

before you trust him on that little lie.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

*hoofs herffrey in the nuts*

can you tell if i am or not?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

definitely felt more like penny loafers

I could feel individual toes.
/ curls up and dies....

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Good morning, Ivesb!

I promise I've left my brass knuckles home if you've kept your steelies in the closet today.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

they are locked securely away....

this lead pipe however..

*attaches lead pipe to heffreys water supply*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

nnhh. Mmmmmnnggggg

Lead seems to be having the desired effect.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

haha!!

heff..
HEFF!
give me your dollars!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

Have 'em.

They ain't worth crap nowadays anyhow...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

cheers mate!

we've run out of loo roll...
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

touche...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

i'm not touching that..

oh, ok then..
ERK!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

why go there

if not for rapings?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

psst

relative to your post count
www.b3ta.com/board/8103534

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

BRN?

slight ris here

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Big Round Number

5000, didn't you say?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

yes

but now it's over 7000

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

so the question was ...

Did I miss a big round number post?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

yes

it was boobs, i believe.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

he wants to know if he can see your titties please

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

not yet

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

Thank you for clearing that up.

I guess I'm just too fucking polite on an open forum to come right out and be fucking rude about it.

: p

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

you can't use subtlety here!!

get yer cock out man!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

they were merely fakes

pink circles with a slightly darker bit in the middle.
if you wait until i hit my 10000, you can see the real ones...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

/waits

...

Come on! Hurry up!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

patience, grasshopper

i'm deciding if i should do this pic popping up from behind the kitchen table or leaning over the bed.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

...so are you saying there's an element of requestage at work here?

'cuz I could drown you in requests!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

*restrains*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

very well.

i am now taking requests. where in my house would you like me to pose with bare norks?
the bath is right out, it's tiny.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

I'd have to scout out locations at your house.

When are you available for showings?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)

use your imagination, man!

pretend you're doing a photoshoot for brazilian bra-busting bazookas magazine. which setting would work best?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

Oh! Then definitely strapped into a corset

...whilst hanging in gravity boots. That'll do!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

i have neither corset nor gravity boots

will skimpy negligee do?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Depends - Are you going to wear it?

...or leave it on the floor?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

a little from column A

a little from column B...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Color?

Red grabs attention, but black is so much classier.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Always black.

/2 pence

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

black, of course

with a tiny claret-red bow

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

Perfect!

I'll be over with my ~~cannon~~ Canon later!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

this truly is a remarkable amount of information crammed into a small space

RECOMMENDED A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lovely.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hoorah!

That looks like a fun journey! I like the third frame of waiting on the train. xp
EDIT: Also I like that Baldmonkey's face stays the same. :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

there were bloodied legs in the tea?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

It was the....

the film was a...
y'see, I...

never mind.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

thought so

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

This is a thing of glee

made of jollecules

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

this is nice

but meeting strangers from the internet is bad, next time meet in a more public place, like Southampton or Bognor Regis.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

any chance of you getting over for jessies october bash?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

*pricks ears*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

*pricks arse*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

Your wantage of my arse is palpable, even from here.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

Wantage is indeed arse

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

I have never been.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

*commanding voice*

YOU MUST COME TO THE BASH

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

I'll see what I can do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

i'd say unlikely

my viva for my phd is in october and i wont find out exactly when it is til about the end of june. :(

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

I HATE YOU!!!

*runs off crying*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

haha

I'll tell you in summer whether ill make it. If it's before the viva, then no chance, after it, then there's a chance, but the new term will have started, and if I still have a job here, I will be required to be working. I shall try.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

Do you not get annual leave like normal people?

*chips in*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

25 days a year.

most of which will be used up by summer hols... although perhaps not this year...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

25?

/jealouses.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

i get 290 1/2 hours

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

get tae fook!

Besides 12 days of predetermined national holidays,
I only get ten days a year.
If I fake illness well enough,
I might be able to add a couple days here and there.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

haha!!

and i get sick leave,
carers leave,
dependants leave
i also got paternity leave when the nipper was born!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

I made sure I took dad's leave for the nippers too.

Actually, come to think of it, that was taken out of my petty allocation of vacation days.
Damn - I've been ripped off this whole time!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

don't you lucky Americans get something stupid like 10 days?

I just make mine up, cos my boss can never remember

I haven't been to the office for 3 weeks and she hasn't noticed

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

perhaps...

you've been replaced?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

it could be

but then I've got another job on the side anyway :)

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

That's more than me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

yes

but i live in germany, any trip home is minus 2 days because of travelling. meh, 25 days isnt enough.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

This is true.

I forgot about travel.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

thats good enough for me!

*rubs thighs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

Hahaha

I was reading down and getting towards the end with no mention of a pub. I have to admit I was getting worried:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

and then TWO CAME! :D

It was past midday, and we hadn't yet BEEN to a pub. I was worried too.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

that's awesome.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

I'd have raped you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Well there you go.

A heart warming tale, beautifully executed.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I want Baldmonkey to be my friend

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

^ this

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

sounds like he was grooming you, but failed.

I like your new CD btw, came yesterday ta!!!!

(

a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

you didn't talk about me?

YOU UTTER SHITS!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

I'm sure they were thinking of you as they made sweet, sweet love.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

they passed notes to each other under the table

in invisible ink

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

dirty bastards

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

Did he rape you?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

This is full of useful facts

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

If he just shaved it off, he'd have a fantastic poker face

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

go Belgium!

er, I mean

woo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

ninja-like reflexes there, eh?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Poirot's Belgian, not French!

/pedant

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Ah.

Whoops.

He might prefer France to Ireland, though.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

but he's belgian...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

is he?

are you sure?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

But he's bulging

woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

heheheh

but France only lose to Scotland

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

och aye

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

wahey!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

Ha ha!

What the others said, basically. He always crops up when people say something along the lines of "who ever heard of a famous Belgian?" Which happens a lot actually, and then a whole argument erupts because he's fictitious, which is why I usually say Benoit Poelvoorde, out of Man Bites Dog.

Edit: Ha ha! Nice editing.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

who?

*crushes your argument*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

He's a film bloke.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beno%C3%AEt_Poelvoorde

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Man Bites Dog is an excellent film

Which should clearly be more famous than it is...

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I studied it

a lot of my classmates didn't find it funny. The freaks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

Django Reinhardt ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Plastic Bertrand

non?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

My wife loves his song about Jacques Cousteau

but I can't seem to find it on a CD for her. I've looked now for YEARS! Help!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

This is who Belgians think are the greatest their country has to offer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Grootste_Belg

Well, I've heard of Eddy Mercx.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

Jacques Brel

is great.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

but we invented the fucking saxophone!

and tintin!

surely that has to count for something.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

He's number 12

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Grootste_Belg

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

I love those old books.

The Tintin books, not the sax lesson books.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Hahahahahah

Nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

those pesky hummingbirds!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

eww

I really do not like those things...
Edit: "The stick in your ear things doctors use. Not hummingbirds..or animated gifs, or ears for that matter"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

You should hate humming birds.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

I will concede, hummingbirds are bastards as well.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

I'm glad that I could spread this knowledge to you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

I am glad you chose me to spread it too

Please have a biscuit.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

Yes! A biscuit.

That makes it all worthwhile.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

*shakes bag of monkey biscuits*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

Are they biscuits for monkeys,

or monkey shaped biscuits?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

monkey shaped

they contain* dried pineapple, coconut and mango

*and lies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I'll have one with extra lies please.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

you must be awarded them

for being nice to me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

I'm afraid it'll have to wait, I'm off to the market.

I'd offer you some of the pie I'm making for tea, but I have a funny feeling that's not the kind of niceness you have in mind.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

any niceness can be rewarded

from making me laugh and being polite, right through to making me squeal and being naughty ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

Understood.

*adds carrots and cucumbers to shopping list*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

0_0

*greases baking sheet*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

ears...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

o_O

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

what can i say?

i like ears

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

do they have to be attached?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

Hmmm

The necklace that every nutjob wants this year..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

yes

otherwise they are just nasty and cold.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Someone in the pub on Saturday had a Wire-marana dog (or however you spell it)

and it was eating pig's ears. Its farts were so smelly it stank the pub out and had to be taken home.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

weimaraner

dog farts are rancid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

it was probably the earless pigs that were farting in terror.

poor dog.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

hahaha

tealol

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Ah yes, I remember this now.

I heard that once before.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

it's hardly a secret

it's in my profile

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Well yes

But I can't be arsed to check everybody's profiles every day

...but I see you've finally added a piccie! Yay!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

yes

i was being a vampire on my birthday. i should look a lot different on my birthday this year

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Different... how?

Did you sprout an extra limb you're waiting to surprise the board with?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

i shall be having a gastric bypass in a couple of months, so i should have lost about 6-8 stones in weight by my birthday

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

Please be careful with that, SM.

My cousin had that done a few years ago and her overall health is so much more fragile than it was before she'd lost the weight. Just be sure to get all the information you can on the aftereffects, okay?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

i've been to loads of consultations

with doctors and surgeons, plus i've seen a film about it and looked stuff up on t'interweb.
i'm only getting it done because i have to. i'm waiting for 3 different ops which can't be done until i lose weight. i can't lose weight without more exercise. i can't exercise more without getting these ops. basically, i'm buggered if i don't have it done!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

Understood!

I just want you to be careful and do what's best overall for you.

did I earn a biscuit yet?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

of course!

*hands over golden-brown monkey-shaped deliciousness*
there ya go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

Tasty!

...and thanks!

* curls up at SM's feet.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

*slips shoes off and gasses heffrey*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

* expires

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

We used to take turns in the tumble drier as children*

*19 year olds

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

I used to do that in our local launderette.

What a twat.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

This managed an officelol :D

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Oooh! Does the microwave have one of those carousel type thingies?

I want a ride too!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Remember to take my lunch out first

please.

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Wotcha got?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

*sobs*

i love you
*sniff*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Woohoo!

*does little happy denizen dance*

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in vino veritas, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Excellent as always.

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Aenesis, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

That's gonna leave a mess

A Denizen with a death wish: Like putting a frog in a liquidiser. There'll be mess I tells you.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

That's how they kermit suicide,

you know.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Heh

Microwaved denizen. How do they taste?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

crispy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

YES!!!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Oh no.

Microwaves + Denizens = Evil Cracked Denizens?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

Takes more than microwaves to crack a Denizen.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Yours is about

one of the only webcomics that manages to make me smile - keep it up! They're so overdone these days...

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

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