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(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

HAHAHAHA

very wonderful. :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

Arf!

play that gerkhin old timer

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

All the talk of hot cross buns made me think of this

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

needs more nipples

pffft!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

took me a while, shockingly. I was looking for the face of jesus in a currant.

Anyway why does nobody ever spot Muhammad in pastry? And if they did, would the pastry be sentenced to death for creating an image of the prophet?

EDIT: I also thought the rest of that front page was a satirical mock-up, but the sunday sport really is that bad. Erk.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

They'd get stoned to death, if they did . . .

if they did . . .presumably with rock buns . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Leave my buns out of it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

every muslim's favourite meal!

Why can't I think of a decent pun in response? I throw one marmalade pun into the fray and my pun glands dry up :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

Stone the toast!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

Teeheehee!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

are you thinking about calling the sexiest woman in the world?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

I am

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

you sure are!

*sexes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

*drags into broom cupboard*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

hahahha

thats about the best thing ever!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ha Ha!

Although, if you've played "No More Heroes" you'd know the last frame isn't too far from the truth....

*re-charges beam sabre*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahahahah arf!

Click for biggar!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

*orders eleventeen*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

Jam Chutney And Relishes

is a fab RPG, but the ending's a real twist... your mother has to get an abortion because papa got mama laid.

d'you geddit?
EDIT: I'm so shit at puns :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Yes, this too!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

*engages in sycophantic love wrestling*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

*Gets Wii Wii out*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

*orders two*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahaha... its only a matter of time

also this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Arf!

I feel a sudden urge to listen to some more Mars Volta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

They need to invent all this stuff

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

of course, it's pronounced

Wii-ji.

(I'm saying woo-yay though, so it hardly matters)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

I checked the spelling when i made it...

I say ouji
you say tomato

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

then we fight to the death

ah, good times...

It appears to be spelled 'Ouija' but pronounced 'weegee', but I've just realised it really doesn't matter.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

pfft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Wii! It sounds like wee!

And kids love rude words. Nintendo are so cynical.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Oui!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

I think I know why...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

you fat handed twat.

Woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Just wait 'til he tries to check your prostate

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

*winces*

Don't make me remind you about the size of junior's head . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

I had that done at our local hospital.

I was asked whether I minded a "couple" of students having a look. A dozen clumsy fingers later, I was regretting saying okay.
Ouch.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

lies.

you loved it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

Not to start with.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

who added a cock to it first time round?

somebody must've.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

Can't remember

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

This is it!! Only my flipping 1000th b3ta post.

Now I have to go do some work in the outside world for that money stuff, so that's me done for a ~~while~~ (foreseeable). Have funs.
.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

hurrah!

and grats.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Don't be hating the buns

They are filled with hot cross love for you :(

Woo for your 1000th post! Yay Big Round Number!

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

THIS!

I had six in the bottom of my 2 1/2 hour shop on Good Friday and they were more like Hot Cross Pancaykes but they still loved me . . .
and rose again which I thought was nice

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Buntastic!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

How was your holiday?

cheese? Ice cream? You shit me Sir! Good day!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

i drank Canvey Island Ice Teas*

and then lost all my money in the Casino

*crushed orange + JD + Southern Comfort + Archers + Cola = WIN!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

splendid stuff

and congrats.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Woo!

and 'grats!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yum, buns

*has no buns, so goes and eats chocolate cake instead*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

Superb!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

With your permission,

I would like to change my sig to 'buns! buns! Fuck you, buns!!!'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Go for it

And may, much luck it bring you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

*hugs*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpunpun!

Anyone RIS-ing?
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

gah!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

I don't understand

this would be my first ever failed-to-get DTH pun. Please assplain.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

well

titian was the leader of the 16th-century Venetian school of the Italian Renaissance.
and he....no, i don't know either

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

He painted lots of gingers

Dinnee?

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

ooh

did he?

so i was right then?

ooooh

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

He did, and was dead good at it

Also lived to some ridiculous age like 95, which in 1500s Venice is bloody good going!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

titian is a word that people use to describe their hair colour

when they want to avoid ginger munter . . .
huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

*Kills*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

*disapproving look*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

What!?

WHAT!? you so would . . .
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

OpGrecian2000 more like.

If that still exists.

Spang!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hooray

I red that and saw it coming :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

I oranged it especially for you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hooray!

Just when I was feeling blue, too :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'm glad I stopped

by to say Yellow then
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

I'm glad you're a-green with me

I might have to turn viole(n)t otherwise :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

you wouldn't be able to catch me

I mauve too fast
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

*enhugglifies*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hello Minky

*pets and feeds mink snacks*

How're you? :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahaha!

he gets around a bit that optician...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

does he, the filthy swine . . . ?

the filthy swine . . . ? tee hee

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Haha

I think he needs a croissant, he's quite smug!

Hello :) How are you and the lovely Lady Scaramanga?

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I be grand thank you V

Lady S is fine and dandy... cos she's got two weeks off work the bed loving type person

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yohohohoho!

I thought that I could smell a pun.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

morning Doctor!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

Is it just me, or are policemen looking younger these days..?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

YES

There's one who does the beat round here that I see occasionally. I don't care about their recruitment rules etc, he is honestly about 14.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Random TJ

THis has probably been mentionned before, but why has b3ta not updated it's clock yet?

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

What you talkin' bout, I posted this an hour ago!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Fascist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ah I see what you mean

I think it's because the server's in Texas somewhere?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

do they have different time-change dates there?

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

Technically no.

But they do have a bizarre accent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

I believe that was the case, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

because they're lazy?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

North American servers

innit

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

its

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

Also

mentioned

but what you gonna do, eh?

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

beat you to death with comma's?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

that would B "literally" the write thing 2 do.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

animated version of mrs trellis' birdie

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Tweet tweet!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

WooYay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yay pied wagtail

Woo to this and the fantastic original too :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Once when I was stopped and searched on the street

The copper started interrogating this random bloke, then sent him on his way.

The copper then turned to me, all pally-pally, and goes "He was laughing at you being searched, so I fort I'd inconvenience him."

Obviously, I was so impressed I slept with him for free.

EDIT: How rude of me - this is a woosome pikshure!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

he sounds so dishy and masterful...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Not to mention his command of authority!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

Are you stopped and searched often?

And do they find what they're looking for?
I need answers!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

They're never looking for what I'm hiding.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

everyones getting younger these days

even when i go into the club i fell like an old bastard

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

So they've lifted the restraining order then?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

what restrining order?

*whistles innocently*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

*sings naively*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

haha!!

like the doctors in this place.
bunch of snot nosed little bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

Do they look like this?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

every body's looking younger these days

'ning chap.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

Morning g!

Good weekend?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

not too unpleasant at all

still no little mole i see, that lady of yours needs a stern talking to.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Yes.

Yes she does...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

Chortle! :D

*click*

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..wil, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

For Mrs Trellis

When iv got time ill finish it off :D sorry its a little ragged.

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TheOther, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Tis good, tis good!

*clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha!

Also the lastest on the strange things easterners do with western breakfast. Orange juice and hot water.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

It's only weird if they add milk and two sugars

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

aaaawwwww.....

*click*

lovely and fluffy.

Unlike the bastard ones that we used to have...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Were they horrid and spiky?

If they were you're prolly thinking of armadillos.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Excellent....awwwwww!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

hahaha!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Oo cripes!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Woo

Astounding! Danger Mooouuussssee..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

ARF!

nicely done

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

ahem....

The logical conclusion to the blade wars...

Click to embiggen

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

hehehe

Sadly bindun though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

I thought as much....and probably by Wilkinson Sword?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

Or someone with a huge face:P

Actually I don't mind the three blade ones. I have irritatingly thick stubble.
I don't buy in to this canned gel/foam crap though.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

irritatingly thick . . . ?

Where have I heard that before . . . ?
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

Have you seen their new one?

it's got a beard trimer attachemnt on the bottom...!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Just walk your face into an electric fan

Would be quicker

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

hahahaha!

i cut myself enough with 2 blades, using that there'd be carnage.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Razors scare the bollocks off me.

Which is horrible because I use them so often. That bit behind my ankle is always getting cut as is just under my knee at the front.

Ning all. Complete and utter cock of a day ahead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

i shave the wifes legs for her sometimes, and i never nick her.

*is proud*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

You can come and do mine then.

The only razor I don't hurt myself every time with is the one with that massive chunk of skin conditiony stuff surrounding the blade- hang on.

www.shavingstuff.com/schickIntuitionPlus.jpg

that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

she just uses my gilette blades on her lady gilette thingy.

because they're A. cheaper and B. better.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

A might be true

but I'll argue the toss on B. Because you should fucking feel my legs today, they're like silk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

oh, if you insist..

*feels*
ohh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Yeah, innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Morning!

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Edit: Can't really reply below(for obvious reasons), and yes - you may well have something inflicted on you. Won't be today, though...

Edit Edit: *Unfeasibly large hugs* ;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Morning lovely man!

*big squeeze*

Countdown? Ooooooh! Do I get to see lovely JPG manflesh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

Tease

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

her 'lady gilette thingy'

is that a euphemism?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

almost...

=)
gilette do a razor for girls with really expensive blades!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

You can get vibraty ones now.

I bought one a few weeks ago and it's terrifying, it really is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

O_o

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

'ning!

My gf is terrified of me using a razor. On the rare occasions she wants me to have a shave, she makes sure she's not around to watch it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

ningles lovely

Men shouldn't shave anyway. Grow all your hair, look like klingons and lumberjacks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Klingon lumberjack

is the look I'm going for these last years

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

PHWOAR mister.

Get your concrete pants on, Fae's coming to town *blows hunting horn*.

Not really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

Seriously, check out Dr Stuart Prior

On Nat Geo's 'Perfect Weapon'. He am lovely :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

I shall!

righ,t I've got a meeting- bye peeps!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

This would be perfect

For Alan, the boy with the big face.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

hahahaha!!!

first lol of the week!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

I still think a razor sharp scourpad will be the next big thing.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Hahaha

Yes, I can see this in five months time

And I bet they will cost a fortune as usual

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

hehehehe!

Its the future. I've tasted it.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

pffft!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

for someone who doesn't shave

i do get unusually angry about razor adverts

click to embiggen

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

brilliant!

*click*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Captain about?

Clicketh embiggeneth (190k ish I think)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

photorealistic birdy drawing

FTW

edit: i mean THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

'ningles git-face!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

morning

titwank

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

good weekend?

the wife starts her new job today!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

back on the game?

i'm not bad, how's yourself?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

almost, she's working for barcleys bank!

i'm ok, just to sort myself out and get my uni application filled in!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

It is a photograph really

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

no putting yourself down on my watch

*spanks*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

*humanely euthanises on timepiece*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

*extracts pun gland*

It's huuuuuuuuge!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

*bows*

Thanks, I'm here till about half one.

Try the boeuf en croute

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

oh dear

oh dear oh dear

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

very woo!

*throws seeds*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

careful you berk

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

*flings even more*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

*throws rice*

*tinned rice*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

ARGHH!!

OUCH!
oh!, ambrosia!
yum yum.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

*throws tin opener*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

OWWW!!

you do care!
*eats*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

how lovely

now make it's tail wag.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

Oh, for teh skillz

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

Pied wagtail?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

Indeedly doodly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

*gets gold star*

Used to have loads of them at one of the schools I went to.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

gold stars?

bloody teachers pet.
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'm da sherrif!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

I am!

Is so pretty! *hops about like a wagtail*

It's lovely, well done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Glad thou likest :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

I do, I do!

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Very nicely

I encountered a fearless and feisty robin this morning, hoping about noisily telling any other Robins to fuck off

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

\o/ Robins are such bruisers, I love them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

'Tha FAHCK are you lookin at, squire?'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Nicely!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Pigeons!!

Ning all. . .be quiet this morning. . .

(

TheOther, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

'allo old chap!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

hows ya nipples

champ?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

Well he's no cockney sparrow!

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

can't stop old chap, late for work at the bank!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

he's late for work because he's been up all night snorting coke with hookers

nawty pigeon!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

it's always the last pigeon you think...

*shakes head*
he had it all....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

yes, and now all he has is regular penicillin

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

I HAVE N.....

oh

'ning meats

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

'ning there

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

It's 106 mile to Chicago

we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

(

Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

I see you are posh.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

pip pip!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ello ello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

hahaha!!

like the watch!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

Medi!

I stole another of your birdy pics yesterday. Happy for me to work on it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

Hello

I sure am! always nice to see someone give a creative interpretation of my stuffs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

TheOther!

Have you done Dangermouse yet?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Thats a fucking great idea!!!

*snogs*

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TheOther, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Was going to do it myself

But I thought you'd do it better :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

'ningles!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

Is that danger money?:P

'ningles matey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

needs more nipples

/ac - response for pij pics!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

baby kubrick

(

dunk3d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)

hahaha...awww...

thats a greta thing to see first thing today.

Have a hearty woo and the board can have a great big NING!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)

*struggles under the weight of the 'NING*

'ningles me old mater!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

Apologies

it was a huge ning

I'll try and be more careful in future

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

(muffled) get it off me!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

(

Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

very nicely done

woo and 'ning

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

haha!

highly woosome!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)

pearoast from yesterday

'ning b3ta

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

Hahaha

'nings all round!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)

yays

GOd the Sun newpapers is naff! I saw the front cover today and it's
BRAD
WEDS
ANGS

Talk about pathetic inventing a new word just so it fits in with the others!

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)

'ningles!

didn't get my extra cash yet.
=(
i'll have to wait until the 29th to find out now!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)

gaaah!

Thems makes yous waits and thems makes yous waits!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

*sob*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

That's why when I worked for the NHS

I did so only as a contractor and not directly on their payroll:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

thtas where i'm going wrong!!

i should be a contracted dogsbody!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

'Til they screw you over as well

/bitter blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

all i want is extra cash to get to london so i can drink with a bunch of internet weirdos!!

is that too much to ask for?!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Not at all!

Perfectly reasonable request!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

*whores self out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

One way of getting cash...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

nah,

i'd be out of pocket!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

I didn't even know Brad Pitt and Ang Lee were dating!

(

Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

Well you knoiw what Angelina is like

She's pretty open minded.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

Good start to the day!

'Ning folks :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

*rugby tackles*

*gently*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

Hey, why not?

Feels like I've swallowed a rugby ball after all...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

good morning Mrs T

and bump.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

Morning GTSQ

And - er - brain

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

I LOVE THIS.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

Lunchtime Disturbance

3 months complete :)

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)

That's some serious focus right there.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)

yay

thats ace! congrats on the 3 months :D i've been following your blog! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)

I like...

Also like the drawings on your blog.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

is he having a rest while hunting humans

he seems very concerned that he's been noticed

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

dig it

really nice

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)

lovely

and what an attractive blog you have too.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)

You have my highest approval

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

Nice!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)

Is it working now? Really?

We'll see!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)

no.

it is not work.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)

I just did a new shitrags post.

Just saying is all.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)

THE FUNNY PART IS THAT IT'S ALL TRUE.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:22, archived)

I HAVE READ.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. I AM NOW SURFING THE BLOGOSPHERE.

GOOGLE ADSENSE MADE ME AN INTERNET SUCCESS STORY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)

cheesetube.com exists.

rapetube.com does not.

night night, i am abed.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)

Goodnight, sweet prince.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:46, archived)

Cya.

cheesetuberape.com

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:47, archived)

Is a cheesetube even capable of consent?

More importantly, DOES A CHEESETUBE KNOW HOW TO KEEP ITS MOUTH SHUT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)

haha!

i was away playing games, but i have read it now. eggs are versatile. also good: garbage, especially compost. also good: potted plants.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

Bwahaha.

Eggy justice.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)

pfft

if i may TJ:

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)

Lol! 4-5 subtle changes...

If you don't mind :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

I was watching Mississippi Burning eating a Kit Kat

A frontal lobotomy would fit well into the kit to.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)

i saw the original, 'mississippi gurning'.

it was great.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:20, archived)

I don't get it.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)

saw this sign today

thought that b3tans might enjoy it!

totally not worth a new thread

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)

hitler had sex with a dog and this is one of the babbies:

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:42, archived)

yikes

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)

carrotop.

(

d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

queen karetop.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)

EVERY VEIGN ON HIS ARM REPRESENTS A BROKEN DREAM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)

Hahaha! Nice necklace work there!

(

..wil, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)

that reminds me of this

(

boris the spider, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)

oh no...

now I have to wait to finish building that computer.

(Floz sells fried objects, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)

Why did you pour cup noodle all over the motherboard?

That seems like a pretty silly thing to do.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)

he wanted to make it work better.

he had a spaceplan.

(

d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)

I read in a manual that it doesn't actually make it work better.

It makes it work faster, but it burns out the circuits a whole lot quicker.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)

at least

i didn't pour it in my lap

(Floz sells fried objects, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)

Yeah, that won't make your lap work faster at all.

You'd just be wasting pot noodles if you did that.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)

my lap works at a snail's pace.

what do you suggest?

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)

Well I can tell you what I DON'T suggest: Pot noodles.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:26, archived)

you're not helping!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)

IT'S CALLED THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, MOTHERFUCKER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)

NEXT TEST: HOT BUTTER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)

UH OH, YOU MADE ME POP MY CORN.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)

UH OH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEqj6-zQ2A&feature=related

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:45, archived)

solder would be a good flavour for pot noodles.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)

flavour would be good for pot noodles.

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)

i like making real noodle soup.

it's easy, fun and good for a cold/allergies.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)

*golf claps*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)

i would rather have the clap than play golf.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)

^this^

with added rant!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)

*rants, but quietly*

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)

She'd find a way to do both.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:46, archived)

all I see is a small broken rectangular pizza.

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)

help, pizza police!

my pizza is broken.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:26, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)

lighting farts?

nice colours!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)

mofaha.

(

d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)

...couldn't decide

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)

I like it with the gradient.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)

Ok, thanks.

I ended up playing around with it too long.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)

i don't like the grainiant from the bottom but from the top i like.

(

d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)

I dunno, it adds a bit of depth.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)

Winding rule abuse is crime.

AAU

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)

MOTION TWEEN

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)

Yeah

it does look like that. I could probably morph between these if I made a bunch of them in Flash.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)

morf morf morf.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)

i like this version better.

she's stretching.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:12, archived)

Upon seeing the Barrett; Bert knew

exactly what Ernie meant by "off to reach out and touch someone"!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)

Bert: Big game hunting, huh?

Ernie: Yes, Bert. Big bird hunting to be exact. Ke-hehehe.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)

pfffttt....

it almost writes itself
:)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)

I READ THESE THINGS, ZANK FRAPPA.

I READ THEM.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)

Super sharp shooters shooting shots!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)

caution: gay snipers.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)

OMG BERT AND ERNIE AREN'T GAY ARE THEY? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

that's what childhood is for.

also: i killed santaman.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)

pigeons!

enjoy a crappily drawn cartoon :)

(quibble, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)

this is handy, nighty

tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)

Needs more smooooooth jazz

mmmm mmmm

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)

:P well i can tell y ur curious...but no i'm not luke :P
i do want to marry him though haha or at least meet him :)
The truth behind the story is...I am obsession2192
notice how the 2192 is the same at the end of our names :)
I have 2 accounts coz ones for watching anime and the other is just general
I do live in the same city they come form though :)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

ok chicky what he sings about is god yeah but his actions are not of god im not a christian but i know a hypocrit when i see one

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

luke you are not of god you are a liar and will have to account for all your lies a real christian wouldnt use the words fuck in theire songs and a real christian wouldnt abuse alcohol and cocaine and cigarettes you just try to play the christian card for your own gain you are a stupid fuckhead and i dont like you at all

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

what do you mean, his actions are not of god? is he a christian? cause a lot of people misunderstand what it means to be a christian; i'm curious what you mean by that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)

i agree with that. religiousness is often given more importance than spirituality; it should be the other way around. i'm curious, who're you? :) cause those two were talking about someone in sleepy jackson, and i butted in, and now you're replying, and it makes me wonder if you're the one they were talking about?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)

where the hell are you copying this from?

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d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=InUY-PENja4

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)

haha.

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d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

haha that is impossible for me to listen to

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)

hahahaha

cockhammer

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

hahahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaa.

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d d, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)

smooth hair for smooth jazz.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)

*cr&s*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)

cr AND s?

is that a bad thing?

(quibble, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)

THIS QUESTION IS MAKING ME CRAND.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:41, archived)

you should probably see a doctor about it then

you don't want it to get infected, you'll only let yourself in for a whole world of trouble

(quibble, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)

pfffttt.....

they cant be real - no nipples!
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)

beakbite: enabled.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)

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