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Cn'orfie.

Well they've got to make a living.

Edit: Do you like tea but not coffee? Buy the only mug that supports such tea-friendly ideology!
Buy it at www.spice.co.uk/just_tea_dot_
It'll be the best mug-based purchase of your life.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

This is beautiful

and so completely and utterly correct.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

I like this.

Lots. Lots and lots and lots. And more.
*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Coffee would win in a fight against tea.

Fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

LIES!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ask a scientists.

They'll tell you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Coffee nearly killed Herbie in The Love Bug

coffee is an attempted murderer

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I am a scientists

The winner is sadly not clear-cut, and depends on the situation, as coffee and tea are stronger in various circumstances.

For example, when it's raining outside and you have a digestive biscuit, tea wins in a 3.2 second knockout.

When sitting on a pavement cafe in italy watching girls on scooters going "ciao", espresso takes the lead.

And when working really late to finish an important job, crappy nescafe made with not-quite-hot-enough water and weird milk substitute stuff is THE FUCKING TITS.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Please bear in mind though

that tea is the only legal option in the U.K.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

of course, I'm not encouraging kids to experiment with illegal caffeinated beverages.

Tea kids: you know it makes sense.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Only if it was being drunk on the Borg cube

Tea is soooo Death Star

(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

what an awsome idea

I think I'll draw that

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

You're all wrong

I bet you prefer dogs to cats you weirdo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

There's only one way to find out...........

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

FIGHT!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

TEA!

YES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

*unlurks*

FUCK YES

*relurks*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

what?!

what?!

w-hat?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!

Agreed!

Coffee comes straight from Satan's bottom

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Weetobix, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

This is great.

Tea FTW!

(YayLady is cold, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ah but

we've never invaded a nation in order to maintain our coffee supply, whereas many unspeakable things were done in India to keep the chai flowing. So when you drink tea you're making that nice Mr Gandhi cry. Or something.

Plus tea tastes rank.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

~~rank~~

OF NOTHING

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

someone in the office aked me what I thought Mark Speight was up to

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Butters' very own golf team?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I think he's innocent and just distressed

I just couldn't resist the joke

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

not a very smART move!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8264306

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

pfffft

Yes that's right, our son was kidnapped by... Some Puerto Rican guy

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

hurrah!

Every time I referenced that in the workplace nobody got it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Now now, you can't judge a case

until you've looked at the little picture... big picture!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

hahahahahahha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I want to live in Willyhood

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Big Willy style.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

wiki-while

wiki-while wild west

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

PFFT!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

'ning

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

'nings chappy!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

you alright?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

yeah not too bad

it's easter hols, so i've got it quite easy at the mo

*chills*

yourself?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

yeah

not bad, apart from having to man the phones today, i bloody hate talking to people.

grrr...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

haha

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

I am starting to fear

that we may have another 50ft woman on our hands....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Was it going all night again?

I left pretty early once it started up again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

nah

stopped pretty quickly last night.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Ah right.

They were coming pretty thick and fast at about 11 when I decided I couldn't take any more.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

think it ended shortly after,

definately wasn't as bad as sunday night anyway

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Ah did it?

Good. I may start clearing the ignore list back out again because the board was beginning to look alarmingly empty.

edit: ^ that.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

brilliant idea

50ft woman over Hollywood sign

ill get crackin...

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

do it well enough

and I'll crack one off too

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

ARGH

Change your hat to "Spang"

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__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

Oh no!

*spang*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Ha!

/immune

You cannot spang me my pun gland is like a shield of steel!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm not surprised

You've been spanged more times than the rest of the b3ta collective put together!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

What don't kill ya makes ya stronger!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Tell that to MS sufferers

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

see BT2008

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

pfffft!

*library lols*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahaha, very good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Fetch the machine that goes 'bing!'

'ning Arch! How's the missus?
ok I hope

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

she's home now, fair bit of pain, but resting up

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Good, good!

good!Look after her
Bah! You have to make your own bacon sarnies!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

hehe, yup, am doing :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

good to here it matey! :)

/relurks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

i don't get it.....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

must be collection only

round your way

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

i don't get that either....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

H_{o_{w_{_{w_{a_{s_{_{y_{o_{u_{r_{_{h_{o_{l_{i_{d_{a_{y_?}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
hehehehe! I can't brielieve it! Cheese Ice-cream!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

mini baby bells

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

hmmm....

Hepatic - related to the liver.

I really am RISsing to fuck.
If it was Renal Transplant it could be a pun on "we deliver" because the kidneys make wee...

Please essplain to me so I can spang you.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Check the alt text.

And then spang away, he certainly deserves it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

oh jesus fucking spangtastic christ

I'm going to trade my spanging pan for a modified bulldozer.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Harsh, but fair.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there's no way of writing a groan in words but that's what that was meant to be

that was a terrible pun....

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

de-liver

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

once again you have outdone yourself

if I had a hat I'd doff it to you, sir.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

a whole new dimension, i was thinking "do you d'liver"
/northern blog

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

aargh

*slaps*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

ZAK!

Yo! I had the missus chortling at your most popular work yesterday! (there's a search gizmo for most popular . . . yours is the part-time traffic lights)
mine is JJ crazy red

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oooh is there?

*runs off to check*

It's always nice to make another man's lady chortle.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

One in the pink.......

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

shopped imag.........

woo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

I want a black Reliant Robin

With flame decals over the rear wheels.

"Think you've got a penis extension? I don't need one."

Mrs Vagabond has vetoed my doing this, however.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Advertising today lacks the direct approach of days gone by...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

that's the best thing today

*cleek*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Is the Queen like an amature detective that's always getting in to scrapes

but no one can be bothered to keep bailling her out any more so they basically are just saying "Well fuck, God can save the queen, I'm enjoying some lovely French Fries wrapped up in news paper and wearing a bowler hat and putting young hooligans in their place with clever word play"?

Big woo for your picture though.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's pretty accurate I'd say

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha. I hope that's real.

Can't be, because it looks pre-1952 but says God save the queen.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

It's probably for the queen before her.

You know, Elizabeth I rather than II

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

I was thinking more on the line of

Victoria

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Oh yes, she existed too, I forgot.

So how much of the poster was real?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

ooooooh about this <-------------------------------------------------------->much

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Excellent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

I like this

Rather a lot, in fact.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

You've tagged it with someone else's username.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

? eh ?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

God save the Queen

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

An excellent sentiment

'stands up and raises glass'

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

our old friend

cock

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I WAS MAKING AN HILARIOUS JOKE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Sorry

My mind is contractually obliged not to work before 11am.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

cock

cock
cock
cock
get it
&

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Ha ha

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I Say, I'm feeling rather dandy today...

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Ninj, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

BIGGER

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mongychops, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ve have vays ov sending you to Talk!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

you are mosely

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

What ho!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

so would I if I was a 300k file

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Well you certainly are looking sharp

like a picture in very high resolution one might say

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

CHIMLEY?!

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__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

CHIMLEY!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Yikes...

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Ninj, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Are those my hands?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

I dread to think

what goatse hands have to do with feotuses

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Hello my bouncy little gropes!

What's happening today, then?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

there have been rumours of a figleytobis shortage

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

I'm fighting crime.

And getting upset because our image server's RAID controller died, and the geniuses in IT reformatted the drives BEFORE checking whether then backups worked. Apparently someone failed to add the image folders to the backup list, so we've lost casework photos from literally thousands of cases.

I'm looking mildly smugly at the stack of CDs on my desk where I've kept independent copies of everything I've worked on.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Nicely!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

now that is a case for smugness

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

everyone else is panicked.

I'm reading B3ta.
la la la la la.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

Good smugness!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Silly IT people.

Why would a failed controller require formatting the drives? What nonsenses they are. Make them eat sand as a penance.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

their excuse

was "you can't plug in a new RAID controller and have it read the information".
Which I took to mean "reformatting is easier for us and we did it without checking".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

This is a bit of a fib,

as long as it is the same type of controller then it'd be fine.
These people make me sick.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

They also couldn't answer the question

"What type of RAID striping were you using?"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

Get yourself a croissant!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

where's my god damned balcony?

ah, here.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Mockingbird at the moment

While everyone else is running around panicking

Please imagine your own head.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

I'm skilled, me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Flawlessly done!

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Is that you?

COR!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

yes, it is me

in the rain, having just run 10km.

I'm less shaven and fatter now, but haven't got a recent photo to use.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

here y'are

colours are probably a bit fucked up because i'm colourblind. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I JUST CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

edit: christ, the colours really are fucked up. ah well, this is why i make everything sepia after flattening it.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm impressed.

I honestly CAN do better than I have, just not at work where:
a) I only have MS Paint
b) I shouldn't be doing it therefore must be quick.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

My computer's around a corner and my office-mate's

been AWOL for months now. I shouldn't be doing it either but sod them :)

Though it was also quite quick, hence the bits still sitting above your right shoulder that I managed not to delete.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

I am mostly putting savalon

on my chapped helmet.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

how did you chap

the old chap?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

why is it chapped?

Did you whip it out in a strong, salty sea breeze?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

funnily enough that's about right

I was on this ship right, and we'd been at see for many's a moon without a woman or suitable boy about the place. It's difficult to find privacy on such a vessel, so late at night I went out on the deck and was standing at the railing knocking one out onto the head of a passing dugong when a storm blew up...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

ouch

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

Ah.

The classic sea/todger setup for accidents. You're lucky you got off so lightly.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

if I had a pound for every time I've heard that tale...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Did you mean

faecal attraction?

Either way. So very wrong.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Photo attraction?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hardest game in the world

Click for bigger (94KB)

(industrial_grit, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

seamless

The black face/white hand combo is a winner

Woo!1

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

Maybe he's got that disease the Michael Jackson's got.

You know - the one that turns young black men into old white women.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

El Maiquelyason!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

nonce

disease
(unproved)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

vitiligo (sp?)

(The Director of Directing, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Michael Jackson ftw!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

cheeky fucker sang a song

*doesn't matter if your black or white*
well stop bleaching your skin then!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

its a pigment condition

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

I thought it was just made up

to make him sound less nutty

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

Vitiligo, apparently.

Here's a picture of somebody who actually has vitiligo.
The one on the left

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

OK don't bleach you pigment condition then!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

' e

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white..."

"...as long as you're white"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

I hate people

black, white, woman, man, Hindu, ~Muslim, israeli, Catholic, Protestant, American....

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY COCK.
that's what really matters.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

But I don't know if you've noticed

But all the problems seem to be in the countries that don't eat bacon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

*eats bacon*

*is less inclined to make war*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

haha, welcome to b3ta

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

Top shopping!

(

hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

haha

Nice.

*Waits for him to reclaim a farm from his hand.*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

oldest not hardest

/yanmanias pedant skill increased by +2

Had to give it up due to a terrible back injury.
Do you like the music of frank sinatra?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

actually you're wrong...

it was hardest (http://magneton.hut.fi/Q/horse/files/fastshow_scripts/scripts.htm)

pedant skill -2

(

hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

how do you get Pikachu on a bus?

etc etc

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Fucking kick it right up the bracket.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

hard

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

twice

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

with hammers

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

on a Monday

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

before midday

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

in the middle of winter

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Ooof!

The bracket!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Erm,

Nice shoppage on Mr Hitler.

(

Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

indeed this

the windscreen reflection must've been a bugger. Nice one!

(

thiswasmyclone, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

I didn't think Hitler cast any shadow or reflection

BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A MONSTER!

/right on blog

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

was he really that bad?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

Great uniforms.

The SS tank drivers' uniforms were black so that the oil stains didn't show up. So cool AND practical.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Thay did have some style.

(

Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

"What with this skull on our caps ...

"I'm beginning to wonder ... are we the bad guys ... ?"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

the march was a bit gay

~~a bit~~ massively

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

and the salute.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

you should've seen

the one that didn't pass beta testing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Thank Hugo Boss

the bastard.

(

thiswasmyclone, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Dancing Hitler*, Evil Hitler or Nazi Hitler?

Hitlers must be defined according to the 1921 Definition of Hitlers Act

*'Ropey Dancing Hitler' may also be accepted

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

NOT COMEDY HITLER BUT NAZI HITLER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

there was a nazi Hitler??

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

There were a few different hitlers.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

well place me under a coffee table

and get Eva to shit on the glass top

I didn't know that!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

why is that arousing?

I mean, the idea of someone shitting on a glass table's not hot, but when it's Eva Braun I'm for some reason genuinely avid to give it a go.
Fuck.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

thankyou

*add to statistics*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

I choose Field Marshal von Brauchitsch

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

pika pie!

or is this a representation of japanes consumerism with nazi germany?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

pork pie!

mmmmmm
Oh piki.. :(

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

mmmm pork pie

i'll be having one for my lunch then :D

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

I has only one pokeball, lol.

Arf and yay.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

News intersects on internets!

By a chum who is shamefully accountless. Hopefully not bindun.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Hahahahhaha!

DAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUU!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

burn the huq

with flaming sporks

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Huqqing Fell!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

I saw that on the news and I had to question whether it was politically motivated.

since given the opportunity I would probably tackle Connie Huq, too

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

this

she's always so simultaneously happy and mildly bewildered.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

heheh

"Oh no...I'm out of my depth again...I know, I'll just smile and say something sweet but misguided"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

I just think people may be expecting a bit much of her.

She's a children's TV presenter who was asked to do something which, politics aside, is a massive honour. Then she got pelted with angry political people.
I think bewildered is reasonable, but I admire her ability to remain smily. I would have been angry, sweary and bewildered.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

haha

I would have admired her if she'd said "Get to fuck, you bunch of knobs" and laid one of them out

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

i just found this

curiously, while trying to remind myself who kirsten o'brien was.

konniehuq.blogspot.com/

whoever runs that site is probably something of a creepy character

(

boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha

There was a 'celeb' called Huq
Who got into a bit of a ruq
For carrying the flames
And supporting the Games
But for Tibet, she gave not a fuq

(

Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahaha

(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

A quickie for the compo...

Bindun?

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

pffft

I don't think it has...

Woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

hahahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

haha lovely

are you, or are you not named after Jim Leighton?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

No.

My name is Leighton.
When I was born (1977), Leighton James was playing for Derby County. I believe my parents got the idea from him.
The Jimbo part is complicated (& boring)...
Cheers!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

But you could theoretically change your name to Jim Leighton, couldn't you?

IT WOULD MAKE SOMEBODY VERY HAPPY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

haha

I'd hate to be named after Jim Leighton

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

me too

he was rubbish

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

he played in the world cup aged 87, you know

and still had enormous chunks of vaseline dangling from his prodigous brows.

(

boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

He SAID it was vaseline...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

beef dripping

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Hmmm. That might make sense.

(

boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

were they fans of the cartoon series jimbo and the jetset?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

who wasn't?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

great

now i'll have the theme tune to jimbo in my head all day

jimbo
(jimbo)
jim-bo
(jim-bo)
jim-booo
(jim-booo)
[silly musical thing at end]

thank you. i'm here all day.*

* May be a lie: busy.

eDIT: YAY

(

boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

pfffft!

yay!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

Nice.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

I'm not at work today so haha

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

"You dirty old man!"

Woo!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

bindun, shirley?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

That RATM album is so good...

sorry... woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

what's it actually called?

I've always known it as "The burning monk album".

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Just RATM I think

That or
"Fuck You I won't Do My Homework"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

I saw RATM at a one-day festivally thing once.

They finished with the whole "F*** you, I won't do what you tell me" thing.

Slipknot were on next and successfully got 95% of the crowd to immediately sit down by telling them to.

Made me happy.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhahhahah!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAhahhahahahahahahahaha!

THat makes me feel special in my inappropriate place!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

Slipknot... pffft

Mike Patton would eat all of them for breakfast.

And then eat their shit and sick.

And STILL be one of the coolest motherfuckers on the face of the planet

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

This.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

I don't know who that is.

But yes, Slipknot (and pretty mucha ll other bands) are an entertainment.

If you want tough guys go to a street fighting competition. If you want politics then stab Bono in the face with the olympic torch. If you want music go to musicians.

It's amazing how many people seem to collect their cultural and political views from popular musicians.
(I realise this is not an original realisation, but it's on my mind and MY WORDS ARE CHEAP)

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

the dude from Mr Bungle.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

Mike Patton is one of the most talented musicians going

He has turned his hand to basically every musically style and comes up smelling of roses everytime (he was lead singer with Faith no More as well).

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

are you saying

he wasn't a US general?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

There are certain similarities...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

yay for mikey!

woos!

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

I liked Chuck Mosley, myself.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

this

also

(Bommer remembered to log in, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

it's called Vascular Dromedary Waltzes vol 15

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

Such a predictable title.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

My mate, a dyed-in-the-wool, old school punk, accidentally saw them once (don't ask).

He said watching the guy chant "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" to the 16 year olds at the front, and to watch them all lap it up and chant back "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" back nearly made him cry like a little girl.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Quite.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

fair enough.

Watching John Lydon do or say anything makes me want to see him get eye-raped by a man with an iron cock until he dies.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

He doesn't need to say anything for me to want that.

But it is funny when he goes on about manufactured bands and musicians selling out.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

a new version of "Anarchy in the UK"

was recorded recently.

For the Guitar Hero III game.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

I don't get why everyone is so upset about it all.

The sex pistols were a boy band from the start, nobody worries about calling Ronin Keating a sellout.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Was it really?

Bloody hell. The point? Lost in the name of dollar...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

it's more that I don't like the song but want 42/42 completed.

I finished "medium" last night - all songs complete. I can't feel my fingertips.
I was going to go for "all 4 or 5 star" but Knights of Cydonia already made me cry at my shitness.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

You could, of course, always learn to play actual guitar instead.

Then you could write your own songs. And dedicate one to B3ta.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

I have tried a number of instruments

It has been confirmed: I am 100% non-musical and can't sing.
I like guitar hero because it briefly convinces me I could, some day, rock, despite the fact that I have huge trouble with 4 plastic buttons and a strum bar.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

YOU HAVE PLAYED GUITAR HERO LONG ENOUGH TO REACH ONE MILLION POINTS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

some day

I hope to hear your voice.
If it matches the one that reads your posts in my head then I will employ you with real money to pre-record a eulogy for my funeral.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Profit in the UK

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

littlebitofbitingculturalcommentary?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

I PROMISE TO BE DIFFERENT!

I PROMISE TO BE UNIQUE!

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

I like that one that goes...

"No way Daddio, I'm not going to follow your suggestion! (but thanks for the advice anyway)"

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

"I'd rather not follow that course of behaviour if it's all the same to you."

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

tell you what, old bean, whilst I respect your advice and your choice as an individual I feel I must pursue my own course in this matter, but the best of luck to you and your good lady wife!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

the olympics is going to be ace!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hahaha this.

The fireworks alone will be the best in the world, I would think.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

hahahaha!

There was plenty of those yesterday.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

Woohoo!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

ningles.

diggerdie.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahahaha what?!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

twas

on my telebox last night...

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://newsenglish.cybertranslator.idv.tw/Elephant-man.jpg&imgrefurl=http://newsenglish.cybertranslator.idv.tw/short_odd-2.htm&h=300&w=400&sz=14&hl=en&start=11&sig2=G0RvVE7E5VdT7lYZ7nQKyA&um=1&tbnid=z9KXS9hzSp7LdM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&ei=RCn7R6qKNKSgwwGYnfEL&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delephant%2Bman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN

(apologies for longest ever link)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

nah

that's only half the size of the ones i'm using in my reference list for my essay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

Giggity!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

THE FACE OF QUAGMIRE.

SHRINE IT OFF, BOY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

for one horrible moment

I thought that was a photograph of old lady mimsy, then scale reasserted itself.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

And now...

That's all I can see.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

my work here is done

Kapwinggggg.....

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

Found 'em!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

I didn't know Sting was missing.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'm honestly beginning to see why the parents killed Maddie.

That gormless bloody expression is just crying out for a good slap.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Not to mention the sheer joy of taking innocent life.

Did I just type that out loud?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

it bothers me

that I identiofied with that sentiment and accepted it before it occurred to me that it was bad-wrong.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

That stupid bloody face makes her far from innocent in my book.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

there is a tiny chance that you're being a tad over-harsh here

just a chance, mind.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

What has she contributed to the world?

Bugger all. THATS WHAT!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

that's not true

She gave me the horn countless times

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

are you sure you're not John Leslie?

: )

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Thankfully, no.

But if I was, I'd certainly be evil John Leslie from Star Stories.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

I'm thinking of John Leslie the rapist.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

One in the same

But the Star Stories one was utter brilliance.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Is that Mark Spate (sp?)

from Smart?

(

Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

Yeah

he's gone missing...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

He's probably feeling a bit down.

What with his hot girlfriend scalding herself to death after OD'ing on charly.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Ooof.

Click for slightly bigger.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

'Twas a cold and frosty eve...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOOOSTS?!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

You are Shaggy

AICMFP!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

runnin' arouund, robbin' banks all whacked on-uh scooby snacks.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

But he looks like

a friendly chap

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

jack frost?!

he'll get my nose!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

I guess it is all about your point of view...

'ning all!

The complete works of Roodie Doodie

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

haha!

damned hippies!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

Oh Judas Priest...

That pun makes my hummus twinge.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

judas priest betraying jesus jones?

that's something i'd like to see!
*looks at big pile of work*
*humphs*

(

clorey mcnuggety, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

hehehe

neat

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

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