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25th April

Groo

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

Don't do it, Eve!!

:D
Lovely, as usual.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)

GO ON

EAT IT !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

Uh-oh

where's the snake gone?
Adam is having sex with it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

aw it nice

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

'ning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)

Heh :D

Morning Mr Toast, all well I hope?

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

FUCK OFF

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)

Wait until 20 past :P

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:49, archived)

*proud*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

I have no choice :[

/fucking teenagers should go to school and fuck off from b3ta
;]

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

and in 12 years you'll be sat in traffic

wishing you'd enjoyed school more and not complained about having such an easy life because the monotony of working in the real world is 10 times worse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)

Well I was invited out to do things recently.

That never happens :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)

morning child ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

How are thee, on this rather grey but potentially pleasant morn?

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

alright

lots to do, a few bits of work, some b3ta ideas, but optimism is reigning supreme

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)

Optimism is convenient.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)

RACIST!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

I knew there'd be at least one :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

quite

amuzing.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)

And the original film title wasn't?

Woo the pic

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Heh, excellent first thing to see.

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FoldsFive, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)

THEIRS.

IT'S NOT HIS IT'S THEIRS.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)

THERE'S Shirley?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)

WHERE'S SHIRLEY? THAT BITCH OWES ME TWO ROCKS IMA KILL THAT SKANK.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

she sold them to Wesley Snipes

he's kept the receipt to prove it, he aint stupid

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

i'm guessing he is in some sort of tax trouble.

that poor, poor man.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

He's just been locked up for 3 years

for not paying millions in tax apparently :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

Pffft!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)

pffft!

(pssst! you left Woody's left shoulder in)

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)

christ on a bike! I did too :D

I might change that......... done. Ta.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

hehehehehehehe

nice taggage too

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)

_{yeah i know i can't fucking sit here where else am i going to fucking sit people won't let me sit anywhere unless it's out of sight of nice people clean people children people people who buy things shopping people who don't need the shit they fucking buy but they don't want me to have anything not even a food to eat so i have to fucking steal just so i don't goddamn die not that any of you assholes would care if i did it'd be easier if all us beggars and lowlifes just disappeared wouldn't it i bet that's what the big plan is just keep us poor and diseased and no fucking medical care or doctors unless we take our fucking happy pills and fuck that those fucking things just make me slow and stupid and then i get all my shit stolen and i can't even find my way around my own fucking neighbourhood and i don't even care and then to outreach cocksuckers can't even find me and then i don't get my pills which is good for me but then i wake up and all my shit's gone and i don't know where i am so i get pissed off and then get told to move along again so i can't get a goddamn nickel or dime even or maybe a penny but who uses pennies anyway not me no shops even take him anymore so i just push them in my hidden places and then no-one finds them ever and fuck the government those assholes fuck them.}

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

*subscribes to your newsletter*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)

RUB MY FUCKING FEET FIRST YOU FUCKING SHOPPER PEOPLE.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

Oh I'm not a shopper

I'm a voyeur.

Edit: ashally I have to go to bed, I need to be up in about 4 1/2 hours. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe I'll have some spare change then :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)

RUB MY FUCKING FEET FIRST YOU FUCKING WINDOW SHOPPER PEOPLE

she's a static flickr person.

edit: ok bye see you no fucking pennies ok got a pastry or something though i need a coffee too.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

I just ate salmon from canada.

it was nice

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)

Some kid burned my neck.

I didn't like it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)

FRANCE LOL

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

Look at the replies. Edit: And to prove it's him, play it from 4:45.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8z3ARHjzo

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)

SHITFUCK WE POISONS THE SALMON THAT'S WHY FISH IS POISSON IN FRENCH WE SPEAK IT TRUTH BUT YOU FUCKS CAN'T FIGURE OUT OUR CODES.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

A word of advice

You might want to try using a tripod.

Your focus is a little off too.

Some backlights and/or flash wouldn't go amiss either.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:37, archived)

That's more than one word.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

if photosoup was installed

I'd take your picture and add "back" lights

with hilarious consequences

but it isn't and I won't

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)

BLER.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

holy shit

thats lovely

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)

zombie food.

i'm liking all the b&w.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)

I've noticed this chap as a bit of a meme lately

who is it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8311364

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

hahaha thanks

so he's kinda like smuggy, a memeable picture and no-one knows it is....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

take a look through the rest of the album, though

there's some other real gems in there

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

I noticed, meanwhile, have a meme

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)

the freebase

the freebase the freebase the freebase the freebase

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)

some asshole named conan.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)

needs more spang

and more "holy shit now i've got teh AIDS too."

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)

I HATE THAT BONY CUNT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)

sneaky buggers

(vinyl junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)

my (retired) neighbour from hell got a visit from an ASBO officer!

the arsehole has been pissing off our neighbours for years, twunt put up a sign threataning to clamp anyone who parks outside his house, on a public highway...

BTW, I can't believe how drunk I am and can still touch type! but can't get my eyes to align properly - double vision! yay!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

if he ever starts giving us threataning letters again (like the one he gave my brother) a simple phonecall to the police should sort things out

especially as we now have a police incedent number on the guy, he must be royally pissed about that because 'keeping up appearances' and being right is everything to him :D

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)

yeah, the problem with being right and better than everyone else

is that you have to make sure those two things apply to yourself, otherwise it's gonna be EPIC FAIL

:D

he must have psychiatric issues to go on like that really

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

/clamps

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

Don't even make me revisit the twunts on the "unadopted road" I used to have to live on and their petty little parking spats.

Parking is at least 48% of the reason I don't live in blighty anymore on its own.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)

Just thought I would share this magical moment when I realised that

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even though I have been driving for more than 20 years or so, this does not make you good at driving in video games.

what are you not good at anymore?

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

I'm not good at many things.

That sucks though :/

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Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

more than you think....

I was on the last lap :-(

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

completing old arcade games on a single 10p and not losing a life

well, ok, only 2 arcade games, but it's the principle, damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

Arcade games?

Battlezone - I can clock that, and Scramble.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

salamander and nemesis/gradius (depending upon your locale)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

BUT!

did you ever reach the volcano?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Arcade games used to cost 10p?

I think they're about £1-2 now.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

well, they started to cost £1-£2 then

but there were still a few 10p ones about

arcade machines don't really make spectacular money in general anymore, which is why many got binned and it's now 90% gaming machines in most places

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

yep.

home computers & consoles killed the video game arcades.

:-(

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

home computers didn't do much till the 90's

but consoles definately nubbed them by the end of the 80's

still, plenty of fun old games to play via mame

it would be insanely impossible to own all the real old hardware

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

ive still got a spectrum and amiga at home

skool daze is still awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

I have several old things

that never get used because it's all boxes with wires and shit

easier to emulate them on the pc innit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

yeah

i have 2 NES' here at uni but they are just gathering dust

360 has taken over

Im pretty sure we had every nintendo console up to the wii

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

so many wires

and you had to use your imagination

and press J symbol shift+PP

:D

and then eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiaehiaehiaeheahaeihaheiihaeahagjk

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiaheailaehliehlaeihaeflihaefliaehflaiefhaleifhaelifhaelifaehlfiaehfleiafhaleifhaeliafhe
R TAPE LOADING ERROR

that wasn't fun at all! what a load of crap!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

haha

that noise was awesome - a bit like old modems before we got this funky new broadband thing

:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

they probably make the same noise but at a higher pitch

so that only dogs and robot dogs can hear it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

I don't know why people get so upset about that

We've all got awesome games at home now, and don't need to spend stupid amounts of money just to get to the next level.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

it's the power of nostalgia

which isn't what it used to be

or something

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

it was the fact you could impress GIRLS

with your gaming skills.

you can't do that at home (much)

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

and

at home you don't get peado's hanging about

i hope...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

we only recently discovered 2 old blokes that used to hang around

our local arcades in the 80's and 90's were indeed kiddy fiddlers. Lucky for me they were only interested in girls.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

Tonight I discovered that one of my local pubs now has one of those 80s pub table computer game machines

I'm now crap at Pacman, some digger game and space invaders.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)

Retro FTW!

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

It was a rip off

50p a game. It had been upgraded to handle 10 differnet games, pacman was the best one.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

ahh.. upgraded

yeah, it was probably a pc

and no doubt running an illegally modded version of mame

it's a popular thing to make apparently

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

getting up in the morning

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Do what I do then

get up at 11.59am

its still morning.

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

sounds like a plan!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

i'm not good at murder.

but i'm improving daily.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)

Wesley...

(Truph Tooph, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

Jazz hands!

*does it too*

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Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

Haha!

This is awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

BLADE FOUR: UH, WE ADDED A WEREWOLF OR SOME SHIT, WE DON'T REMEMBER. JUST COME WATCH IT.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)

[edit] Some guy from Jet, Playing Jets Leg!

It was her that did that whole "air guitar with leg" thing?

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Jorvic, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

He shouldn't take such a risk

He's playing on a limb.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

13 families. - Enter Sandman - Sleep is good, to be awake is better.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschilds

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

NI HAO.

I don't understand

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Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

ni hao

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

ni hao ma?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

wo hen hao

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)

One for the ladies

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and some chocolate

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

I wish this was real.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

metallica have less talent than aqua.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)

Yes!

Holier than thooooooooooooooou!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

while watching this

Scott joplin's 'The entertainer' started in my head :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

This reminds me of wank monkeys

Are they building-wank koalas?

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in vino veritas, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

I'm not sure.

Security removed me from the site shortly after this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

blimey you're prolific tonight aren't you?

nice pillar humping koalas =)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

I hadn't made anything for ages, thought I'd best catch up.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

good show

its always nice to see your animations

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Cheers.

This might just be temporary spurt before the exams kick in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

i tend to find i'm most prolific when trying to avoid work.

i done made this last night whilst essay writing, did you see it earlier

Click for loooooooong

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

I spotted it in my friends page thingumy.

Have a late woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

ah cool

:) i think i spelt manufacturer wrong though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

It seems so.

I'm feeling generous though, so you can keep the woo.
This time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

Really it should be:

"Wrote a bloody strongly worded letter to Thatcher." for 80s 'LOLZ' (as they say).

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

omg! lulz!

*dies a little inside*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

You is coming to this innit :)

www.shef.ac.uk/union/subsite-event.php?contentID=2979&contentFolderID=372

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

i'm going to try but i think ladywoman is making me go to Dq

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

you'll miss out on a terrible cover of witness the fitness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

HEY WHY DOES THE MUSEUM SMELL LIKE KOALA COCK?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

They have all the money anyway

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

you'll get sued

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mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

aye up sexy

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hah!

They have, and they'll sell it back to us for only £4.99.
Every little helps.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

This is one of the few Tesco japes I like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

I'll take it.

I'll take 12! £4.99 can't go wrong with that!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

this is brilliant

but it may be treason,i'm not sure ^^

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

she's an old person. nearly dead.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)

Apologies for shitness.

Expect a lot more of these sorts of things tomorrow.

Sadly yes, it's true...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7366211.stm

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

That was quick.

Not sure why it's listed under London on the bbc site though.

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nick the greek, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

because only londoners pay tax, maybe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

probably the same reason

milliband's comments about mugabe last week were lumped in with the pakistan election.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

That was quick indeed.

www.smh.com.au/news/people/snipes-jailed-for-three-years-for-tax-evasion/2008/04/25/1208743197078.html

So much for his Money Train.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

guess not rich enough then

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

He should be sentenced for crimes aginst fashion.

That is a hideous suit.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

DEMOLITION GLAND

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/demolitionham.jpg

I just read the article...shit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Even at the age of 7 or 8 or whatever I was when Basic Instinct was released,

I still realised that Sharon Stone had a horrible looking fanny.

edit: Christ, I was 11, surely that film was made before 1992?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

^this

shes not even vaugely attractive

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

have you actually watched basic instinct?

it's kind of hard NOT to want to skullfuck her

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

Wood.

Jesus...I just noticed the lady parts...

So THAT'S what they looks like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

I had to be quick

So if anyone else does it i can be like... "HA! You stole my idea!" Then I'd crack open a cold one and feel really good about myself!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

cracking open a cold one sounds like a good idea

necrophilia is the answer to everything

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Damn right

Luckily for me my local graveyard has Wi-Fi connection! The local people said it was a waste of resources but I'm sure it'll turn into a great investment!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

there's got to be webcam revenue from all that aswell

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

This must be wrong!

"The star of films such as (...) White Men Can't Jump,"

And I shall reply with Quick too. Quick.

(Sverre my password is "password", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Too quick...?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
*shuffles back into the corner*

edit. White men can't jump was awesome! I think...? Was that the one with the dinosaurs?

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

the other one starring Miss Piggy...

Jurassic Pork

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

oh noes! concerned carrott gets a lickin'!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

That sound like a spam subject line

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

that'd be more like "CONCERN YOUR CARROT DICK? GIVE HER A SURPRISE SHE WONT FOR GET HERBAL generic V1AGRAA"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

travel the world and see more nipples with your bigger, thicker passport to sexual happiness

I had that one, it made I lol

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

I've been recieving a lot

of spam emails advertising directories of dentist details.

Just Released: Dentistry. List in the United States

+ 164,713 Dentist.s with City, State, Zip
+ 158,652 Physical Addresses
+ 163,626 Phone Numbers
+ 77,035 Faxes
+ 45,379 Emails

This week only we have lowered the price to $292 - a $100 savings!

It's a bargain at three times the price!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

now that's a fine quality spam, oh I just realised, I haven't had my german furniture spam from the russian mafia in a while, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!! WHERE'S THE SPAM!?

Time to repair your male plumbing
Make her take off her clothes
Your male device is super
Handbags
Why girls like it harder
Enlarge your instrument
Take this and be d;ck almighty
Luxury Watches
She said I have an adorable willy

hmm, reading spam subject lines like it was a play should be a new art form

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Awww

teh ickle scaredy cawwot!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

Awww

I want to lick a carrot now!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

hell! so do I, all the cool people are doing it, so now i don't

fuck them, fuck those cool shits and their fucking shitty perfectly formed carrots

I'll eat my genetically confused deformed organic carrott

once it stops vibrating

stop vibrating genetically confused deformed organic carrott you are fresh from garden!

(no, I have no idea, my brain has going AGODAOGJADasoih!!!OJ!OJ!!!!!OJJ!SJZZJZJ today due to computer issues)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

you are madness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

compared to the neville I'm a picture of sanity

I mean waht! a man goes to a shop, with a shiny pound! (£1) and takes this shiny 50p (£3) and purchases a sentient carrot!! 27p (£4.37) whereupon only AFTER this purchase £2.63 ($49.99 Glenn County California Residents pay + 7.250 % sales tax) he then licks the carrot!

what I say! is the reason of this madness! £1.50 (3 big red rock) I sir, cannot venture a reason.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

haha

Edit: Also that confused the fuck out of me!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

that's what I like to see, confusion, and 50ft women holding a 1950's car high in the air

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Oh dear god no!

enough of the oversized females!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

haha

more of them I say!!! MORE!!

or not :/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Unless they are confined to one thread

then it may be acceptable

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

that never happens tho

it always leaks out onto other threads and spurts it's own thread with juicy vigour

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

WATCH OUT

OR HE WILL GIVE YOU LICKENS

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

NOW THAT'S A LICKENS

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/kepa/lickitung.htm

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ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

oh god

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

hahahaha

I love the expression on the carrot!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

I know that carrot.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

good lord, I'm running out of cake here.

Nice work, sir!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Oh why did you have to say that?

Why? Now I have to go and play Portal again! Damnations...

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Silly Neville

The cake is a lie and you will never get it

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

it hyas a face

it is defective, return it stating the sales of good act 1974.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

I expect it was from Marks & Spencer at that price

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

It is in fact a polo mint!

The carrot is cheap at a third of the price!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Oh that's OK then

Bargain carrot! :)

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Sometimes you have to pay attention to the little clues.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

heh heh...

(not so) subtle...

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

Mine says "YKK" i don't know what that means.

Now i do "Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha"

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Cae1, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

YKK is obsolete now as the chinese flooded the marked with YKK knock offs

which basically fucked the YKK quality mark to bits like a ragged prom girls anus.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

This is why slags have entered the market.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

Please if there is a God

he will make you write textbooks.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

one way or another i will corrupt your children.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

thank you lord.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

That's a bit ageist.

Where's my corruption?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

your corruption is on hold until you show me your boobies.

that hallowed ground is still denied to me.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Noooooo no no no no.

You're meant to corrupt me INTO showing them.

Now put your trucker cap on and take me into those dark woods.

Sorry, odd mood, been watching Heroes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Obviously not the same Heroes I've been watching...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

i've seen all of season 2, but i still watched it anyway.

i won't spoil it by telling you what happend.

but for 10,000 peso's i will take you to nogales.

*puts in dungrees, lobotomises self, shepheards CW into the woods*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

I'll take that thank you.

*confiscates apostrophe*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

me too

was screaming at my PC when i watched the "final" episode.

dunno if the 3 hour special in series 3 is gonna be much craic though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

season 3 = second half of season 2

if the writers guild of america hadn't have striked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

not quite

series 3 is stories from the second half of series 2, and stories which would've been developed for series 3.

but the big announcement by NBC was that ER is getting canned (been a long time coming apparently) and that there will be a 3 hour special in series three

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

Er has been around since george blooney was a teenager

or was that doogie hooser?

anyway 13 odd years is a good run, i don't think people watchit like thay used to.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

that's why it's getting canned

Alex Kingston left when she did cos there were rumours then about it being canned. presumably up until the strike it wasn't costing them too much to keep it running, despite the falling viewers.

now everything costs more so the chaff (in the studios' eyes) is being separated so to speak

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

I'm still waiting for the episode where Suresh stops being shit.

He managed to get Sylar unconscious in the first series and then still bollocksed it up, fucking writers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

keep waiting

that's all i'll say on the matter of series 2

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

so have I!*

Take your top off!**

*no I haven't.
**but this still stands.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

yopu are a lawyer

aicmfp!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

now that you mention it...

i think it might be photoshopped.

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Cae1, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

your belt is shopped?

fancy!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

the shadowing is all wrong

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Cae1, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

fucking shitty market floods!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

Yeah but the knock off architecture isn't quiet as good

;)

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bobzarkoff, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

ah, if only the cement was all there

:D

/lol three gorges fucking certain disaster blog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

get away from my crotch

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

you love it you slag.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

I moved too fast.

Have another beer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

i've just started my third

don't want to be double parked

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

psssh!

*stalks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

like an egyptian?

i thought i managed to scare you off with my Kuato impression this morning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

awww i missed that

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

damnit

well i'll show you tomorrow, unless the tree's gone

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

YAY!

make it early tho, cos i'm going to get pissed tomorrow and scare my friend with his charming birthday card i got him. it's big and lilac with 2 budgies on it and inside i made some surprise cats that kind of pop up.
obviously i added speach bubbles to the budgies, one saying "happy birthday.." the other saying "..you fucking cunt".
i just hope my friend doesn't read this post before i give him the card. dont want the surprise to be ruined.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

but it's not my birthday tomorrow

early? so before 2pm yeh?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

it's not for you.

silly
and yeah.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

i might be awake.

if you've got that fake tree outside my window again then i'll make my stomach say "QUAID! Open your mind Quaid"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

you nutter.

come to brighton and have sexy drunk fun with me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

working tomorrow.

mebbe next week

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

You think shes a whore but then you pull em off and a big pile of waste minerals from a coal mine tumble onto the bedsheets

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Mmmmmm...

That doesn't happen as often now, thanks to that bloody Thatcher woman!
Grrr.... Where's my union leader??

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

my guess is a tropical island

but don't worry, he's not poor, he's got all your money that wasn't tax :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

Oh I hope it's fish shaped industrial sediment!

that's always fun to setup a processing infrastructure and distribution chain for

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

true. only slags were denim.

it is a poverty fabric.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

Has ickle baby hamster done a poo poo?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

HES DOING A YE OLDE BARREL ROLLE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

NYAAAAAWM!

sound FX.

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Cae1, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

PRETTY SMOOTH FLYING FOX.

(Ballunatic, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

So I hear 'Hang Tough' is an event in the Olympics this year?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Catch the flaming monk should be an event

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

*points*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

is my cock showing again?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

Please don't put it away.

I'm almost finished.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

oh alright..

as it's you

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

I don't need your pity.

Not now I'm done, anyway.
*wipes up*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

is that not poultryphilia?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

I have to follow my heart.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

hmm

i tend to follow my penis myself. heart leads me to drink

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

hahaha! Goodo

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

He's rubbish at this game.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

haha!

nice one.

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enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

sponsorship deals often had interesting consequences

(beckybuttons, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Tubgirl

In SPACE !!!

..or have i miss-read this?

(SquidHead, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

pfffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

That is rather odd.

I like it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

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