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#


needs more explosions...

edit/ (1280x800)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ooooohhh
thats well pretty - does it come in bakground size?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:51, archived)
# ^thees.
Permayhaps a 1280x800 version? :3
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# How are you penisapple anywhos
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I am fine thankee
Mightily tired, I'm gonna finish this juice and hit the hay soon.

Yourself?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# BED TIME. :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# does now...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
# YAY THANK YOU!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D

edit: I think it looks better with the small one centered
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:00, archived)
# here's a better one
here!

well, slightly better at any rate.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# oooh
ta
:)

I like the way that one has a website on it ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# dunno what you're talking about...





:p
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:22, archived)
# WONDERFUL :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'd be lying if I said I didn't like this a lot.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# that's quite ace.
did you do that one pic with the couple of guys (they were up to no good) sitting on that cliff ledge above the neighbourhood?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I think I remember that.
I liked it.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# this one?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:14, archived)
# a different one, but that's pretty close.
it definitely was you, though.

I just started reading your comic thing. It's pretty fucking good, and I usually hate webcomics.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# hah!
Curiously enough so do I!

D:

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Even
Beautifuller
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I used to live there
TOO MANY BLACKS.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# needs more explosions in the sky.
otherwise it's quite nice.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:45, archived)
# he's dead now. but, he's right.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Thank you
for the lovely new desktop background.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Gorgeous :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:53, archived)
# that's gorgeous!! :)

*new wallpaper*

*click*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Awww, I really like this.
It looks like the first page of a lovely story.
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ORNITHLOLOGY
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# YAWWWWP!
 
woo!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# BAAAARP!
nice tongue action :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# also: good night!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *fears*
G'NIGHT.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# being drunk and listening to the beatles (white album era)
makes this all the more freakish, and yet impossible to turn away from
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:31, archived)
# *resists "heard that before" statement*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I was hoping it would be in time to my music.
But it's not.
YOU CUNT.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Get better music then, dumbass.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's GREAT music
what I'm listening to. So NERR
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Obviously not.
It doesn't even go in time to birdsquawks.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Dogs love death metal....
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08PBelt7KyY

I watched Ace Ventura again earlier, forgot Cannibal Corpse had a cameo.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# FUCK YES! \m/
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# They do?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It's on the youtube
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:46, archived)
# The Academy Is...
BETTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.

William Beckett...
HOTTER THAN ANYONE (except the Kaulitz twins).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Hardly. I've seen him, he isn't anything special.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# He is.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I didn't realise William could also be a girl's name.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Hush.
That is very obviously a boy! A lovely, friendly, good-smelling boy*.

*I know that from meeting him and getting a hug

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I know lots of friendly, lovely, good smelling people.
But they don't look like dicks, so they have one up on him.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# But I bet they aren't as gorgeous
or have as beautiful a voice.

So ner.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Actually, they are, and do.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I dun believe you.
And I bet you don't know anyone as gorgeous as the Kaulitz twins, either. So HAH! No one can fucking top them.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Are they girlyboys too?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# They are
gorgeous. Actually.

Although I don't know why it says 'Twincest' on the top of the picture.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# So, the answer to my question was "yes"
Either they're really masculine girls, or girly bitch boys.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# They are lovely boys.
And they're awmazing in concert! ^_^

And they're German. They have AWESOME accents. ^_^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I was actually confused about their gender.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
You know you want them. ;p


Anyway, goodnight, B3ta. *hugs all round*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Goodnight :]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:55, archived)
# What's "Twincest"?
*worries*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:59, archived)
# quite
outstanding and indeed, hatstanding.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# tweet tweet
TWAT TWAT
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i rike this rong time
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# HHUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# FUCKING SHOUTY CATHOLIC BASTARD.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:44, archived)
# doodles


can't be arsed to fix/finish (at the moment).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Oh, wow.
I do so love your doodles so much.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yay!
boxes!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Hmm...
drunk again?
EDIT: Shit video, though. :[
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# can't be drunk; no booze in the house
cause I drunk it all
not sure what I think of that video
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Ah...
I see 'drunk again' and that song comes to mind. It used to make me cry. Don't know why.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# aww
want a hug?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# *hugs*
'night!

/sleeps
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK IS HUGH.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Thank you.
^_^

Sweet dreams. :]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# CATEGORY: COMEDY
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's what the dickbags get for being a shitty manufactured band, with a career based solely on rigged record sales.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I like how fucking hard that guy acts when his career is based on very expenisve production software that makes it seem like he can actually sing
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# OH INTERNET, I KEESS YOU
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I WANT THE BIG ONE :)
I like this.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Are they large fruit flavoured chewy things?
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Yes,
I have some in my van. It is just around the corner if you would like to come and get some....

I have some noodle eating Ninjas guarding them
and shit.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# holy shit and shit!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# hey pandora!
you sure have more choices these days.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:48, archived)
# Designer colours even!
Arf!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# kids are spoiled these days.
i long for the days of the salt mines and the vinegar works.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Too posh. Pissbuckets!
And tanners boys for the lot.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:04, archived)
# good thing we have nike and other conglomerates helping us achieve our goals.
now if they'd just enslave some white kids....
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Note alt text for today's.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:47, archived)
# that sums up my feelings about children.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I love theeese
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ta-da....er, i mean...t'pau!!!!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
#
That's good "workmate" ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i hate that piece of shit on the left.
no idea who the other one is.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I used to like Bowling For Soup.
Then I realized that they're sort of shit. Ah well. They had a good song. Or something.


Woo to the pic, as well.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Trigg went to see them.
Of course they're shit.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:47, archived)
# good lord fuckin' yes
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Haha, awesome :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
#

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That's rather nicely done
who is it though?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I like this
:)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey hey, we're, um,


Great Big Husky Monkeys?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# oh god I love you.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Y'see? It doesn't have to be all poo and bosoms on b3ta
Sometimes it's just excruciatingly bad puns.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# *cuddles*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hello, fellow canadian.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Hello also!
Fellow Canadian. I wonder if i'm the only one what gets the "4 on the floor" reference in your board name. :D ..now i have the Mr.Brown song running in my head. *click*
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# from somewhere
Hey Hey We're the Monks!

(, Wed 14 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# is that a blue tit?
.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# gasp! fourth one today!
yay for fixed-position* comics!

*obviously excluding the non-sequitur pear-based frame.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# PEARS!!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HERE HERE HERE
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# how be an astronaut?

HOW?! HOW BE?!
great tits
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# They need to do way instain mother>
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I SEE TITS
sneaky tit insertion noted
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I will read this in the traditional top down left right manner for limited personal amusement
Great Fake Can SA How

Tits Media Tanzania Infidelities Be

Cope File Reap Plastered astronaut

Well snares bumper on

With PC Harvests? Car

Warming Users
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Tits Media Tanzania Infidelities Be
is a Ben Folds song waiting to be written.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I think I just wrote it
all he has to do is repeat that line :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# 3rd time tonight,
b3ta is nothing if not ignorant of anything further than 4 posts down.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I really haven't got the time, but...
oh go on then.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# random stuff in boxes.
this stuff is easy.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# haha, I remember that.
Fuck you ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# That my friend is going to cost you
an awful lot of money and an obscene amount of whisky.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you are.
you big slut you

how you been?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# very good actually.
little to complain about. no work requiring me for a while which is nice at first but I'm getting a bit bored now, hence talking bollocks to strangers on b3ta.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I should be invoicing,
but choose to be here for a while as it is easier.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I mean no work for about a month though.
I do a lot of phone chat but I think I'll be getting the tools out soon. Especially as the weather is nice. No need to waste good weather indoors, time to get the boots and cut off jeans on, don the tool belt and pretend that women look on me the way they did 20 years ago ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hahahaaa,
yeah, I try and get out on the tools of a weekend. Something about it makes one feel alot better than aa day in an office. Unfortunately, I still dont get out on them much as weekend work can be hard to get most of the time unless it is private residential work.

On another note, I had a lady at one of my suppliers flirting with me just yesterday. Being that old, dumb and naive I was about 5 kilometres down the road before I realised what had been going on. Must be too happy with current wife.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# what, with contempt and revulsion?
 
DON'T WORRY, YOU'VE STILL GOT IT
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hahahaaa
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ooo i just beat you on the catch up :)
occasional pears are terrible aren't they? w/y/h!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
God edit: Please read the FAQ regarding the guidelines on what is safe to post on the board unlinked.

Linked

Edit: but, but fake tits covered with fake bubbles?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# So if they were real tits it wouldn't be alright?
Where do you stand on tits made of of clay then? They exist, but they're not of flesh
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# please see god edit above
obviously clay tits may or may not look like the real thing therefore they may or may not be safe to wank over or indeed post.


watch the post below get edited:

here are 2 tits

OO
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WTF!!!!???!1
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hahhaaha
edit: in fact:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/21755/1210108748/breasts2.gif

/likes

God edit: Please don't use this thread as an exercise in testing the boundaries. If it can be percieved as pornographic in any way from a distance (i.e, a boss glancing at your monitor), do not post it on the board. Not everyone is in the same time zone; some people may be at work.


edit: ah poop.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hahahah
good work that man
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# it is my emergency "I watch the thing go up and down" animation
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OH COME ON REF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's obvious mammary gland action!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ok here's some non porny boobs:
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# but can it be milked?
ilke odde
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *resists urges*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK??
So a big spunking magenta cock is fine, but posting anything vaguely resembling breasts is a mod-slap. This is a disgrace.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# well I can see the point, sort of
cartoon cocks are obviously safe, because your boss won't ever admit to being aroused by them.

cartoon boobs are boobs: porn.

note that the whole reason this rule is here (or at least that what's it's claimed to be for) is to prevent people from getting fired just because they were watching b3ta.

anyway:

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# aww.
his sleeping bag has seen better days.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Oh so b3ta is sexist now, "The boss"
has to be fifty year old balding man with a bowler hat that has egg sandwiches for lunch. What ever happened to women in the work place? Then from a distance megenta cocks look like purple dildos and lo and behold NSFW!

What about a picture of a donkey? Some people like donkey rape. What about HappyToasts latest front page OMG GOLDEN SHOWER -PORN!!!!!!!!

If people are worried about looking a b3ta at work because the could get in trouble for a naughty image, how about you do some fucking WORK rather than pissfarting about on the web?

Do not let this place degenerate into lolcats and other pissweak images.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# please don't forget kiddie rape
all the "maddie" stuff

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yeah and where's all the Gary Glitter stuff?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# exactly
where have all the real men gone?

Well they aren't moderating certain satirical websites that's for sure
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I don't care so much about NSFW
unless of course it's just crass semi porn, we are not and never will be 4chan.
I'd see it more like, what the fuck are you doing on the internet whilst i'm paying for you to do other things. Even if you were looking at kittens all day.
I might be a cunt but I'm not one who lets people take the piss out of me.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# good point about 4chan
I must agree that I don't like seeing something which IS actually porn posted. The chick smearing chocolate all over her was pretty close, and of course when the board was spammed with shitporn
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# some people just want attention
and any attention will do even if they have to be bad to get it. my grandmother has gone like that but she is 88, senile and can't remember what she did ten minutes ago. She will phone each of her kids and her grandkids no less than 5 or six times in an hour with ridiculous excuses for phoning just to talk even if some of her kids ( my dad is a cunt ) will shout at her for doing so.
It's the same here, some people shock because they need to be the focus of attention. Some others just go about their business posting what they do and being happy ( quietly ) if someone takes the time to notice.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# but that doesn't mean that images which are hardly porn
should result in a modslap. And yes I'm sure that's why trolls will post porn, or text threads and so on...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# no argument
here.
But again, that's the problem with moderation. Some people have a different set of values, especially yanks. No offence to you Sherman's of course.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not a yank...
I'm an Aussie, how can we take offence at anything!

Incidentally the rhyming slang here is 'seppo' for septic tank....and most of the American's I've met have been full of shit.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# agreed on all counts
but I'm generally pleased that really pornographic stuff is linked - just because it would swamp out everything else if it wasn't. if that means relatively non-porno boobs get linked more than cocks, I don't really care. you can still click the link.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Mod slaps are hypocritical
that's the problem, you get a picture which crudely drawn boobs gets a rebuke from a mod and in the next thread there's Jesus or Marlyn Monroe taking a piss or there's a cock or something as equally close to porn as a couple of bouncing boobs and they don't get any response from the mod, except maybe to put them on the frontpage.

Have we got a new moderator desperately keen to prove he/she is worth his/her sheriff's badge. Or simply not getting any tittie and consequently unhappy.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# There is no doubt that
this place is poorly moderated most times. I think the god account is likely a super moderator account that is accessed by a few people in order to make comment. but it's probably mystery bob most of the time ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# poor mystry bob, perhaps we should take him clubbing
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# hetrosexual males and lesbians are discriminated against here.
/fact

this one was FP'd.....
www3.barnesy.org/board/7438320

It is all about the cock here mate.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# of course it is!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I know. I like to mask boobies behind cocks, the discriminating mods cant see past the cock in this case......

/used dozens of times, never been edited.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I've had a bit of a rant up there ^
I'm now going to go and calm down unless someone lacking both spine and logical reasoning wants to come and argue with me. Come on Mod...

(edit) fine then, don't face the mob, run and hide. Sorry if I caused you to mess your trousers.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# here here! well said that man!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a cock and sit down
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# PORNGUMENT.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# WATCHING TEAVEEEE
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Silly stickfigureninja! Your TV Stand is at an unreasonable angle!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Or maybe it's your head that's wrong!
I bet that blew your mind!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# of course my head is wrong! have you read any of my posts?
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# evenin' all. i crave kebab.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I love you, I do.
EDIT: How do the ants react, then?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I LOVE YOU AS WELL AS THEM
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# YOU BETTER.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# SO MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# YES
*^_^*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# If the world ends
I hope there's enough gas in the pipeline for me to make cheeseburgers

I'd be depressed if there wasn't
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Tru dat
A world where the only cheeseburgers are those Rustlers things is a world I do not wish to participate in
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# God man! Have you no pity! what a terrible thought!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# If you can cook it in a microwave it isnt meat.
FAQT
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# it just sits in the microwave
watching you intently

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# until the bell rings at it releases its hate upon you, bacteria style
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# letting forth a bukkake of angry bacterial death
in a bun
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# How very dare you?
I can do a perfect roast chicken in the microwave and sausages are fine if you don't care that they don't brown ( but sausages might not be meat, apart from bollocks and lips ).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# And anus. Dont forget anus
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# fuck, now I want
sausages.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# now I have the urge to cook those lorne sausages sitting in the fridge
with a nice bit of cheese on top

and plenty of tomato sauces
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I say Fuck Yes.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# fuck yes you do
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Ants And Dec
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
*draws another awesome-o-pard begrudgingly*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# last weekend on earth, a man alone in a park bending over pretending to look at ants
so basically, you were hoping to bummed.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# time enough for me to get laid fifty more times, then.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:08, archived)
# :O
edit: Shit didn't mean to post here as a new thread, hello :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That's a bit low poly
I am lord of the pissage
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# 5
to be exact. 5.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Or course.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# so come on. What's you salary now?
We are dying to know. I hope it's more than mine as I'm very part time now.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Cannot discuss salary.
I'm governmental now :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ah.
Shit then?
You can talk to me. I'm fully level 4 mod cleared as I fulfil MOD and Customs and Excise contracts. ( well, my plebeians do )
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# No, it's very good :)
I get the equivillent civilian wage for my job plus the "X Factor" which is extra percentage on top for having to do soldiering...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Ah right.
What outfit? I'm ex 32 Minden BTY RA.

I see you answered whilst I typed.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# and this is the perfect site to let out all the secrets
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# It hurts to know some things.
but I am sensible when it comes to things that really could get out of hand if discussed. not for patriotism but because it devalues my story when I want to sell it to the news of the world ;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# well, lets face it, once you are in and exposed to "issues" you don't talk about them
hell, I know someone that's been out for years and is full of hate for the establishment

but he knows the limit and won't cross it.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# we have a simple saying.
Those that don't know ^^ talk and those that know don't talk.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# These talkative chaps would be the same ones who buy "as used by the sas" on ebay and then go about with their amazing stories that would require them to lead 5 lives simultaneously...
a popular sport is finding these folk and correcting the error of their ways I believe
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# ERRR LOW POLY.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I would like a steak pie, A REAL FUCKING PIE not a bowl of mince in brown fluid with a square of microwaved pastry
also, some potatoes with the skins on

don't forget the roast pepper, infact, roast all the veg, except the brocolli, I want that steamed
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Woah
woah woah, sweet child of mine. I only do drinks.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I didn't invest £83,532 in this kitchen for you to only make drinks
you're making pie! human!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you have to be a damned good teaboy
to pull in 32k a year
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# get the tea in!! :)

TJ!!

does anyone have these fonts?

Square 721 Roman BT

Square 721 Bold BT

Square 721 Bold Condensed BT

Square 721 Condensed BT

Square 721 Extended BT

Square 721 Bold Extended BT

please gaz me if you do :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I have Square 721 Condensed BT
here

this might help too

Square Serif Black
here
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# awesome thanks matey
but the ones I really need are

Square 721 Extended BT and
Square 721 Bold Extended

but again thank you!! :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# you can faux bold perhaps?
just an idea. good luck.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# cheers :)

I'll ask again tomorrow on dayshift.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# try
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# they're not free fonts..I know a site where you can buy the fonts..
I just don't have the cash they're asking

cheers anyhoo :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# no. the ones i tried do download when you click them
i know there are a load of pay sites out there.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# AWESOME!!

you could well be my new hero!! :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# no bother :)
i tried the private torrent sites first which usually have '1 million fonts you need to use before you die !1 megapack' things but this time page two of google was my friend.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# it's you!
hahahah
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hey, does anyone know of a good freeware dvd player for pc?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# VLC
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# VLC media player
www.vlc.com/

but nero showtime is prettier and cyberlink powerdvd is head and shoulders the best for features. They cost though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yuh, vlc looks good.
is media player classic recommended?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# media player classic is also good.
VLC just looks a little bare to me but is powerful. plus it handles VCD, SVCD, KVCD images ( if you steal movies you will know of these 0 without having to have a virtual drive to mount the image onto first.
Either will do you though. VLC is no frills but extremely good regardless.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Evening!
I like how you didn't delete, you just apologised and said hi :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahaha,
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# reeeeeeepost excuse


there's a click for stupidly fucking big there for people like me
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Do you think someone at the bbc is having a laugh?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha,
(s)hit-tastic.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *DRY RAPES YOUR ARSE*
hello love,

how you been?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# been better, you?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Well,
I am happier than the midget that I stuffed head first into my anus this morning I suppose.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# "Masturbation is one God's greatest gifts to men. All Christians should celebrate that!"
:D

edit: wow there's some fucked up rambling crap in the answers there :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I masturbate 3 times a day whilst worshipping the sun
I do it on behalf of those christians that have been brainwashed into not doing it.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it's great to see the ancient egyptian religion is still going strong
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# AMUN-RA FTW!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# rub rub rub . . .
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# U HAV N0T ANZERD MY QSTN
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that was you!
i reported it to asio - they should be kicking your door in just after smoko!

:)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# better hide the stolen blue prints of the new S.C.A.T. weapons syestem then
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha, saw this earlier but had no time to comment.
good filthy fun.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Jarvis Cocker

:]
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That's awesome :D
You have mofaha's path-style.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yeah.
He taught me, and I changed it up a bit.

EDIT: Soory 'bout dissapearing before. Mum accidentaly unplugged the internets.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You said a while ago :P
Good evening :]
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Did I?
When?

Whatvever.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Ages ago, I asked "Has mofaha been teaching you?"
and you said "Yes"
Or something.

WHATVEVER.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Ooooh.
I thought you meant I said about the internet ages ago. Which I knew I hadn't. :]
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Well Hexy told me what happened, anyway.
:P
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ooh.
Oh okay. Yeah, she unplugged my light box and accidentally hit the reset switch. Then IM wouldn't let me back on. Dunno why.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Aww.
Did you try exiting and starting it again?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yeah. A few times.
But we only had like 10 minutes left anyway, right?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Something like that :P
Edit: I am tired and we're about to flood the board.
So I shall go now :]
Goodnight.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# LET'S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND, WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROWN.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# BE THERE, TWO O'CLOCK BY THE FOUNTAIN DOWN THE ROAD.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# WITH A CHAINSAW
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# CHAINSAWS ARE FUN FOR CHOPPING.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING E-TENNIS.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I PLAY E-BACKGAMMON SOMETIMES.
I AM GOOD.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# THAT'S GAY!
PLAY WII TENNIS. IT'S SUPRISINGLY OMG I'M ADDICTED AND IT RULES.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE A WII.
ONLY AN XBOX 360 THAT WON'T GO ONLINE, AND A PS2. AND THIS PC OBVIOUSLY.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PILLAGING?
OR TALKING REALLY LOUDLY?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I PILLAGE MY KITCHEN A LOT.
IN A TIARA WITH VIKING HORNS ON IT.
AND I AM QUITE LOUD. OFTEN.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Love the pic.
Hate the bloke.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Sick.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I know.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *nod*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yo dawg.
What's good?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# IT'S TOO HOT.
I CAN'T SLEEP. Plus I burnt my tongue on some pizza and I felt it blister. Plus I have hayfever. And I hate summer. I wish the winter would come back. You?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Awwwww.
*hugs*
I'm mostly lovely, thanks. It's hot here, too. But rainy a bit, as well. I let mum cook again. Now I has a tummy ache. :[
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Snot good :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No, not really.
On the other hand, I am addicted to 2 ace CDs that are making me dance. ^_^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# All about dance music.
My friend gave me a CD today and I got my car back today so I've been driving around lisetning to it like a heavy barry. Dubstep FTW!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Awesome!
I've been listening to Sound Check No. 108 and MSI's new album.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely etc.
:)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Thankee, sir!
^_^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Very very awesome :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Heheh
Thank you. ^_^

D'you know if he's related to Joe Cocker? Mum keeps asking me. She doesn't understand 'I have no clue.'
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I hate to say it, but it does seem likely.
 
Since they're both from Sheffield.. probably cousins a few generations back.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# hmm
 
interviews seem to suggest otherwise.
www.acrylicafternoons.com/times02.html
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Oh, alrighty then.
Thanks.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# nicely done
woo yay & a hooplah!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# nice pic
top man too.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahah
thanks! :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# woah nelly thats good!
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Thank you!
^_^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I don't like jarvis but this is pretty cool
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# thanks, mister person.
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# NICE DRAW (OF SOME LIKELY EMO TWAT).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# MATTRESS PUMPER!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# UNDERAGE MATTRESS PUMPER!
Does that make it better?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# EDUCATE YOURSELF BOY
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Of all the times you've posted that,
I've never actually watched it :/
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I, on the other hand, have watched it every single time.
In its entirety.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# so you should
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# rofl
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# it IS a quality expression
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Oh, cool.
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Danke danke
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I 'specially like the hair.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Thankyou!
I like doing hair like this.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# This is rather good
I likes
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Cheearz.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pretty fucking snazzy!
*click*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Thankyou muchly, Zank sir!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# GOD THAT'S GOOD :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# .
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
oh GOD.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# This is
bloody awesome. Have 3 woos and a half-houplah!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# WOOOAAAHOOOAAAHOOOOOAAAHOOOOH.
Very good, you nutter.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha,
terrible, but brilliant.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ace! hahah
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Just enough silliness!
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# chortle!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# the look on that cat's face is one of "Let me in you shit, it's cold"
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Dear god...
*clicks*
:D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
bloody hell *groan* that's hideously brilliant!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
great!
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# rub rub rub...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# OMG!
LOL
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# cats woo!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] White Stripes + Snoop Doggy + Shampoo


White Doggy Poo
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# fuck
that takes me back, ain't heard of them for a while
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft.
Also to avoid /board floodage:

A-Ha + The Partridge Family

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I read a whole thing about this once.
It's summat to do with different diet these days combined with better healthcare for dogs.

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Not sure if that one's urban myth?
Something about putting chalk in dog food...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# snopes will have the answer
but i heard it's because vets are advising against giving dogs bones, so less calcium in the diet
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Yep, they do...
And we were all wrong! Blimey...

snopes4.notlong.com
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# every fucking time!
:(
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

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