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#


needs more explosions...

edit/ (1280x800)
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ooooohhh
thats well pretty - does it come in bakground size?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:51, archived)
# ^thees.
Permayhaps a 1280x800 version? :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# How are you penisapple anywhos
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I am fine thankee
Mightily tired, I'm gonna finish this juice and hit the hay soon.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8355772
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# BED TIME. :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# does now...
see?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
# YAY THANK YOU!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D

edit: I think it looks better with the small one centered
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:00, archived)
# here's a better one
here!

well, slightly better at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:16, archived)
# oooh
ta
:)

I like the way that one has a website on it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# dunno what you're talking about...





:p
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:22, archived)
# WONDERFUL :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Beautiful
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'd be lying if I said I didn't like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# that's quite ace.
did you do that one pic with the couple of guys (they were up to no good) sitting on that cliff ledge above the neighbourhood?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I think I remember that.
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:14, archived)
# a different one, but that's pretty close.
it definitely was you, though.

I just started reading your comic thing. It's pretty fucking good, and I usually hate webcomics.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# hah!
Curiously enough so do I!

D:

(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 9 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Even
Beautifuller
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I used to live there
TOO MANY BLACKS.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# needs more explosions in the sky.
otherwise it's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:41, archived)
#
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/foolsthesemortalsbe.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:45, archived)
# he's dead now. but, he's right.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Thank you
for the lovely new desktop background.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Gorgeous :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:53, archived)
# that's gorgeous!! :)

*new wallpaper*

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Awww, I really like this.
It looks like the first page of a lovely story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ORNITHLOLOGY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# YAWWWWP!
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# BAAAARP!
nice tongue action :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# also: good night!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *fears*
G'NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# being drunk and listening to the beatles (white album era)
makes this all the more freakish, and yet impossible to turn away from
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:31, archived)
# *resists "heard that before" statement*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I was hoping it would be in time to my music.
But it's not.
YOU CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Get better music then, dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's GREAT music
what I'm listening to. So NERR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Obviously not.
It doesn't even go in time to birdsquawks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Dogs love death metal....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDt4mSspe04
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08PBelt7KyY

I watched Ace Ventura again earlier, forgot Cannibal Corpse had a cameo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# FUCK YES! \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# They do?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It's on the youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IT8KfyacS8
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:46, archived)
# The Academy Is...
BETTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.

William Beckett...
HOTTER THAN ANYONE (except the Kaulitz twins).
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Hardly. I've seen him, he isn't anything special.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# He is.
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I didn't realise William could also be a girl's name.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Hush.
That is very obviously a boy! A lovely, friendly, good-smelling boy*.

*I know that from meeting him and getting a hug

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I know lots of friendly, lovely, good smelling people.
But they don't look like dicks, so they have one up on him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# But I bet they aren't as gorgeous
or have as beautiful a voice.

So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Actually, they are, and do.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I dun believe you.
And I bet you don't know anyone as gorgeous as the Kaulitz twins, either. So HAH! No one can fucking top them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Are they girlyboys too?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# They are
gorgeous. Actually.

Although I don't know why it says 'Twincest' on the top of the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# So, the answer to my question was "yes"
Either they're really masculine girls, or girly bitch boys.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# They are lovely boys.
And they're awmazing in concert! ^_^

And they're German. They have AWESOME accents. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I was actually confused about their gender.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
You know you want them. ;p


Anyway, goodnight, B3ta. *hugs all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Goodnight :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:55, archived)
# What's "Twincest"?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:59, archived)
# quite
outstanding and indeed, hatstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# tweet tweet
TWAT TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i rike this rong time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# HHUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 9 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# FUCKING SHOUTY CATHOLIC BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:44, archived)
# doodles


can't be arsed to fix/finish (at the moment).
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Oh, wow.
I do so love your doodles so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yay!
boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Hmm...
drunk again?
EDIT: Shit video, though. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# can't be drunk; no booze in the house
cause I drunk it all
not sure what I think of that video
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Ah...
I see 'drunk again' and that song comes to mind. It used to make me cry. Don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# aww
want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# *hugs*
'night!

/sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK IS HUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Thank you.
^_^

Sweet dreams. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# CATEGORY: COMEDY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's what the dickbags get for being a shitty manufactured band, with a career based solely on rigged record sales.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I like how fucking hard that guy acts when his career is based on very expenisve production software that makes it seem like he can actually sing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# OH INTERNET, I KEESS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I WANT THE BIG ONE :)
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Are they large fruit flavoured chewy things?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Yes,
I have some in my van. It is just around the corner if you would like to come and get some....

I have some noodle eating Ninjas guarding them
and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# holy shit and shit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# hey pandora!
you sure have more choices these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:48, archived)
# Designer colours even!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# kids are spoiled these days.
i long for the days of the salt mines and the vinegar works.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Too posh. Pissbuckets!
And tanners boys for the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:04, archived)
# good thing we have nike and other conglomerates helping us achieve our goals.
now if they'd just enslave some white kids....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Note alt text for today's.
wondermark.com/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:47, archived)
# that sums up my feelings about children.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I love theeese
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ta-da....er, i mean...t'pau!!!!
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
#
That's good "workmate" ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i hate that piece of shit on the left.
no idea who the other one is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I used to like Bowling For Soup.
Then I realized that they're sort of shit. Ah well. They had a good song. Or something.


Woo to the pic, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Trigg went to see them.
Of course they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:47, archived)
# good lord fuckin' yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Haha, awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That's rather nicely done
who is it though?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I like this
:)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey hey, we're, um,


Great Big Husky Monkeys?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# oh god I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Y'see? It doesn't have to be all poo and bosoms on b3ta
Sometimes it's just excruciatingly bad puns.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hello, fellow canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Hello also!
Fellow Canadian. I wonder if i'm the only one what gets the "4 on the floor" reference in your board name. :D ..now i have the Mr.Brown song running in my head. *click*
(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# from somewhere
Hey Hey We're the Monks!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# is that a blue tit?
.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# gasp! fourth one today!
yay for fixed-position* comics!

*obviously excluding the non-sequitur pear-based frame.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# PEARS!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HERE HERE HERE
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LEKJ1WZX_Wo
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# how be an astronaut?

HOW?! HOW BE?!
great tits
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# They need to do way instain mother>
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I SEE TITS
sneaky tit insertion noted
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I will read this in the traditional top down left right manner for limited personal amusement
Great Fake Can SA How

Tits Media Tanzania Infidelities Be

Cope File Reap Plastered astronaut

Well snares bumper on

With PC Harvests? Car

Warming Users
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Tits Media Tanzania Infidelities Be
is a Ben Folds song waiting to be written.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I think I just wrote it
all he has to do is repeat that line :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# 3rd time tonight,
b3ta is nothing if not ignorant of anything further than 4 posts down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXt2NxqDYuM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I really haven't got the time, but...
oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# random stuff in boxes.
this stuff is easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# haha, I remember that.
Fuck you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# That my friend is going to cost you
an awful lot of money and an obscene amount of whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you are.
you big slut you

how you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# very good actually.
little to complain about. no work requiring me for a while which is nice at first but I'm getting a bit bored now, hence talking bollocks to strangers on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I should be invoicing,
but choose to be here for a while as it is easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I mean no work for about a month though.
I do a lot of phone chat but I think I'll be getting the tools out soon. Especially as the weather is nice. No need to waste good weather indoors, time to get the boots and cut off jeans on, don the tool belt and pretend that women look on me the way they did 20 years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hahahaaa,
yeah, I try and get out on the tools of a weekend. Something about it makes one feel alot better than aa day in an office. Unfortunately, I still dont get out on them much as weekend work can be hard to get most of the time unless it is private residential work.

On another note, I had a lady at one of my suppliers flirting with me just yesterday. Being that old, dumb and naive I was about 5 kilometres down the road before I realised what had been going on. Must be too happy with current wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# what, with contempt and revulsion?
 
DON'T WORRY, YOU'VE STILL GOT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ooo i just beat you on the catch up :)
occasional pears are terrible aren't they? w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
God edit: Please read the FAQ regarding the guidelines on what is safe to post on the board unlinked.

Linked

Edit: but, but fake tits covered with fake bubbles?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# So if they were real tits it wouldn't be alright?
Where do you stand on tits made of of clay then? They exist, but they're not of flesh
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# please see god edit above
obviously clay tits may or may not look like the real thing therefore they may or may not be safe to wank over or indeed post.


watch the post below get edited:

here are 2 tits

OO
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# WTF!!!!???!1
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hahhaaha
edit: in fact:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/21755/1210108748/breasts2.gif

/likes

God edit: Please don't use this thread as an exercise in testing the boundaries. If it can be percieved as pornographic in any way from a distance (i.e, a boss glancing at your monitor), do not post it on the board. Not everyone is in the same time zone; some people may be at work.


edit: ah poop.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hahahah
good work that man
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# it is my emergency "I watch the thing go up and down" animation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OH COME ON REF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's obvious mammary gland action!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ok here's some non porny boobs:
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# but can it be milked?
ilke odde
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *resists urges*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK??
So a big spunking magenta cock is fine, but posting anything vaguely resembling breasts is a mod-slap. This is a disgrace.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# well I can see the point, sort of
cartoon cocks are obviously safe, because your boss won't ever admit to being aroused by them.

cartoon boobs are boobs: porn.

note that the whole reason this rule is here (or at least that what's it's claimed to be for) is to prevent people from getting fired just because they were watching b3ta.

anyway:

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# aww.
his sleeping bag has seen better days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Oh so b3ta is sexist now, "The boss"
has to be fifty year old balding man with a bowler hat that has egg sandwiches for lunch. What ever happened to women in the work place? Then from a distance megenta cocks look like purple dildos and lo and behold NSFW!

What about a picture of a donkey? Some people like donkey rape. What about HappyToasts latest front page OMG GOLDEN SHOWER -PORN!!!!!!!!

If people are worried about looking a b3ta at work because the could get in trouble for a naughty image, how about you do some fucking WORK rather than pissfarting about on the web?

Do not let this place degenerate into lolcats and other pissweak images.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# please don't forget kiddie rape
all the "maddie" stuff

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yeah and where's all the Gary Glitter stuff?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# exactly
where have all the real men gone?

Well they aren't moderating certain satirical websites that's for sure
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I don't care so much about NSFW
unless of course it's just crass semi porn, we are not and never will be 4chan.
I'd see it more like, what the fuck are you doing on the internet whilst i'm paying for you to do other things. Even if you were looking at kittens all day.
I might be a cunt but I'm not one who lets people take the piss out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# good point about 4chan
I must agree that I don't like seeing something which IS actually porn posted. The chick smearing chocolate all over her was pretty close, and of course when the board was spammed with shitporn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# some people just want attention
and any attention will do even if they have to be bad to get it. my grandmother has gone like that but she is 88, senile and can't remember what she did ten minutes ago. She will phone each of her kids and her grandkids no less than 5 or six times in an hour with ridiculous excuses for phoning just to talk even if some of her kids ( my dad is a cunt ) will shout at her for doing so.
It's the same here, some people shock because they need to be the focus of attention. Some others just go about their business posting what they do and being happy ( quietly ) if someone takes the time to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# but that doesn't mean that images which are hardly porn
should result in a modslap. And yes I'm sure that's why trolls will post porn, or text threads and so on...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# no argument
here.
But again, that's the problem with moderation. Some people have a different set of values, especially yanks. No offence to you Sherman's of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not a yank...
I'm an Aussie, how can we take offence at anything!

Incidentally the rhyming slang here is 'seppo' for septic tank....and most of the American's I've met have been full of shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# agreed on all counts
but I'm generally pleased that really pornographic stuff is linked - just because it would swamp out everything else if it wasn't. if that means relatively non-porno boobs get linked more than cocks, I don't really care. you can still click the link.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Mod slaps are hypocritical
that's the problem, you get a picture which crudely drawn boobs gets a rebuke from a mod and in the next thread there's Jesus or Marlyn Monroe taking a piss or there's a cock or something as equally close to porn as a couple of bouncing boobs and they don't get any response from the mod, except maybe to put them on the frontpage.

Have we got a new moderator desperately keen to prove he/she is worth his/her sheriff's badge. Or simply not getting any tittie and consequently unhappy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# There is no doubt that
this place is poorly moderated most times. I think the god account is likely a super moderator account that is accessed by a few people in order to make comment. but it's probably mystery bob most of the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# poor mystry bob, perhaps we should take him clubbing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# hetrosexual males and lesbians are discriminated against here.
/fact

this one was FP'd.....
www3.barnesy.org/board/7438320

It is all about the cock here mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# of course it is!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I know. I like to mask boobies behind cocks, the discriminating mods cant see past the cock in this case......

/used dozens of times, never been edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I've had a bit of a rant up there ^
I'm now going to go and calm down unless someone lacking both spine and logical reasoning wants to come and argue with me. Come on Mod...

(edit) fine then, don't face the mob, run and hide. Sorry if I caused you to mess your trousers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# here here! well said that man!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a cock and sit down
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# PORNGUMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# WATCHING TEAVEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Silly stickfigureninja! Your TV Stand is at an unreasonable angle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Or maybe it's your head that's wrong!
I bet that blew your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# of course my head is wrong! have you read any of my posts?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# evenin' all. i crave kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I love you, I do.
EDIT: How do the ants react, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I LOVE YOU AS WELL AS THEM
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# YOU BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# SO MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# YES
*^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# If the world ends
I hope there's enough gas in the pipeline for me to make cheeseburgers

I'd be depressed if there wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Tru dat
A world where the only cheeseburgers are those Rustlers things is a world I do not wish to participate in
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# God man! Have you no pity! what a terrible thought!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# If you can cook it in a microwave it isnt meat.
FAQT
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# it just sits in the microwave
watching you intently

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# until the bell rings at it releases its hate upon you, bacteria style
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# letting forth a bukkake of angry bacterial death
in a bun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# How very dare you?
I can do a perfect roast chicken in the microwave and sausages are fine if you don't care that they don't brown ( but sausages might not be meat, apart from bollocks and lips ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# And anus. Dont forget anus
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# fuck, now I want
sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# now I have the urge to cook those lorne sausages sitting in the fridge
with a nice bit of cheese on top

and plenty of tomato sauces
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I say Fuck Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# fuck yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Ants And Dec
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
*draws another awesome-o-pard begrudgingly*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# last weekend on earth, a man alone in a park bending over pretending to look at ants
so basically, you were hoping to bummed.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# time enough for me to get laid fifty more times, then.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:08, archived)
# :O
edit: Shit didn't mean to post here as a new thread, hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That's a bit low poly
I am lord of the pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# 5
to be exact. 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Or course.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# so come on. What's you salary now?
We are dying to know. I hope it's more than mine as I'm very part time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Cannot discuss salary.
I'm governmental now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ah.
Shit then?
You can talk to me. I'm fully level 4 mod cleared as I fulfil MOD and Customs and Excise contracts. ( well, my plebeians do )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# No, it's very good :)
I get the equivillent civilian wage for my job plus the "X Factor" which is extra percentage on top for having to do soldiering...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Ah right.
What outfit? I'm ex 32 Minden BTY RA.

I see you answered whilst I typed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# and this is the perfect site to let out all the secrets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# It hurts to know some things.
but I am sensible when it comes to things that really could get out of hand if discussed. not for patriotism but because it devalues my story when I want to sell it to the news of the world ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# well, lets face it, once you are in and exposed to "issues" you don't talk about them
hell, I know someone that's been out for years and is full of hate for the establishment

but he knows the limit and won't cross it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# we have a simple saying.
Those that don't know ^^ talk and those that know don't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# These talkative chaps would be the same ones who buy "as used by the sas" on ebay and then go about with their amazing stories that would require them to lead 5 lives simultaneously...
a popular sport is finding these folk and correcting the error of their ways I believe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# ERRR LOW POLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I would like a steak pie, A REAL FUCKING PIE not a bowl of mince in brown fluid with a square of microwaved pastry
also, some potatoes with the skins on

don't forget the roast pepper, infact, roast all the veg, except the brocolli, I want that steamed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Woah
woah woah, sweet child of mine. I only do drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I didn't invest £83,532 in this kitchen for you to only make drinks
you're making pie! human!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you have to be a damned good teaboy
to pull in 32k a year
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# get the tea in!! :)

TJ!!

does anyone have these fonts?

Square 721 Roman BT

Square 721 Bold BT

Square 721 Bold Condensed BT

Square 721 Condensed BT

Square 721 Extended BT

Square 721 Bold Extended BT

please gaz me if you do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I have Square 721 Condensed BT
here

this might help too

Square Serif Black
here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# awesome thanks matey
but the ones I really need are

Square 721 Extended BT and
Square 721 Bold Extended

but again thank you!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# you can faux bold perhaps?
just an idea. good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# cheers :)

I'll ask again tomorrow on dayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# try
www.allfontz.com/modules.php?name=allfontz&char=S&no=1460
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# they're not free fonts..I know a site where you can buy the fonts..
I just don't have the cash they're asking

cheers anyhoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# no. the ones i tried do download when you click them
i know there are a load of pay sites out there.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# AWESOME!!

you could well be my new hero!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# no bother :)
i tried the private torrent sites first which usually have '1 million fonts you need to use before you die !1 megapack' things but this time page two of google was my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# it's you!
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hey, does anyone know of a good freeware dvd player for pc?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# VLC
www.videolan.org/vlc/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# VLC media player
www.vlc.com/

but nero showtime is prettier and cyberlink powerdvd is head and shoulders the best for features. They cost though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yuh, vlc looks good.
is media player classic recommended?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# media player classic is also good.
VLC just looks a little bare to me but is powerful. plus it handles VCD, SVCD, KVCD images ( if you steal movies you will know of these 0 without having to have a virtual drive to mount the image onto first.
Either will do you though. VLC is no frills but extremely good regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Evening!
I like how you didn't delete, you just apologised and said hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# reeeeeeepost excuse


there's a click for stupidly fucking big there for people like me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Do you think someone at the bbc is having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha,
(s)hit-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *DRY RAPES YOUR ARSE*
hello love,

how you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# been better, you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Well,
I am happier than the midget that I stuffed head first into my anus this morning I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080208152032AAxt8Jc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# "Masturbation is one God's greatest gifts to men. All Christians should celebrate that!"
:D

edit: wow there's some fucked up rambling crap in the answers there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I masturbate 3 times a day whilst worshipping the sun
I do it on behalf of those christians that have been brainwashed into not doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it's great to see the ancient egyptian religion is still going strong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# AMUN-RA FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# rub rub rub . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# U HAV N0T ANZERD MY QSTN
www3.barnesy.org/board/8355197
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that was you!
i reported it to asio - they should be kicking your door in just after smoko!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# better hide the stolen blue prints of the new S.C.A.T. weapons syestem then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha, saw this earlier but had no time to comment.
good filthy fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Jarvis Cocker

:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That's awesome :D
You have mofaha's path-style.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yeah.
He taught me, and I changed it up a bit.

EDIT: Soory 'bout dissapearing before. Mum accidentaly unplugged the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You said a while ago :P
Good evening :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Did I?
When?

Whatvever.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Ages ago, I asked "Has mofaha been teaching you?"
and you said "Yes"
Or something.

WHATVEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Ooooh.
I thought you meant I said about the internet ages ago. Which I knew I hadn't. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Well Hexy told me what happened, anyway.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ooh.
Oh okay. Yeah, she unplugged my light box and accidentally hit the reset switch. Then IM wouldn't let me back on. Dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Aww.
Did you try exiting and starting it again?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yeah. A few times.
But we only had like 10 minutes left anyway, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Something like that :P
Edit: I am tired and we're about to flood the board.
So I shall go now :]
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# LET'S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND, WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# BE THERE, TWO O'CLOCK BY THE FOUNTAIN DOWN THE ROAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# WITH A CHAINSAW
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# CHAINSAWS ARE FUN FOR CHOPPING.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING E-TENNIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I PLAY E-BACKGAMMON SOMETIMES.
I AM GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# THAT'S GAY!
PLAY WII TENNIS. IT'S SUPRISINGLY OMG I'M ADDICTED AND IT RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE A WII.
ONLY AN XBOX 360 THAT WON'T GO ONLINE, AND A PS2. AND THIS PC OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PILLAGING?
OR TALKING REALLY LOUDLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I PILLAGE MY KITCHEN A LOT.
IN A TIARA WITH VIKING HORNS ON IT.
AND I AM QUITE LOUD. OFTEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Love the pic.
Hate the bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Sick.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *nod*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yo dawg.
What's good?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# IT'S TOO HOT.
I CAN'T SLEEP. Plus I burnt my tongue on some pizza and I felt it blister. Plus I have hayfever. And I hate summer. I wish the winter would come back. You?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Awwwww.
*hugs*
I'm mostly lovely, thanks. It's hot here, too. But rainy a bit, as well. I let mum cook again. Now I has a tummy ache. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Snot good :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No, not really.
On the other hand, I am addicted to 2 ace CDs that are making me dance. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# All about dance music.
My friend gave me a CD today and I got my car back today so I've been driving around lisetning to it like a heavy barry. Dubstep FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Awesome!
I've been listening to Sound Check No. 108 and MSI's new album.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely etc.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Thankee, sir!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Very very awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Heheh
Thank you. ^_^

D'you know if he's related to Joe Cocker? Mum keeps asking me. She doesn't understand 'I have no clue.'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I hate to say it, but it does seem likely.
 
Since they're both from Sheffield.. probably cousins a few generations back.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# hmm
 
interviews seem to suggest otherwise.
www.acrylicafternoons.com/times02.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Oh, alrighty then.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# nicely done
woo yay & a hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# nice pic
top man too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahah
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# woah nelly thats good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Thank you!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I don't like jarvis but this is pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# thanks, mister person.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# NICE DRAW (OF SOME LIKELY EMO TWAT).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:45, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# MATTRESS PUMPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# UNDERAGE MATTRESS PUMPER!
Does that make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# EDUCATE YOURSELF BOY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXt2NxqDYuM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Of all the times you've posted that,
I've never actually watched it :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I, on the other hand, have watched it every single time.
In its entirety.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# so you should
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# it IS a quality expression
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Oh, cool.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Danke danke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I 'specially like the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Thankyou!
I like doing hair like this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# This is rather good
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Cheearz.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pretty fucking snazzy!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Thankyou muchly, Zank sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# GOD THAT'S GOOD :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
oh GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# This is
bloody awesome. Have 3 woos and a half-houplah!
(Newtslayer, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
www3.barnesy.org/board/8355188
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# WOOOAAAHOOOAAAHOOOOOAAAHOOOOH.
Very good, you nutter.
(tomsk, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha,
terrible, but brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ace! hahah
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Just enough silliness!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# the look on that cat's face is one of "Let me in you shit, it's cold"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Dear god...
*clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
bloody hell *groan* that's hideously brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# rub rub rub...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# OMG!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# cats woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] White Stripes + Snoop Doggy + Shampoo


White Doggy Poo
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# fuck
that takes me back, ain't heard of them for a while
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft.
Also to avoid /board floodage:

A-Ha + The Partridge Family

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I read a whole thing about this once.
It's summat to do with different diet these days combined with better healthcare for dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Not sure if that one's urban myth?
Something about putting chalk in dog food...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# snopes will have the answer
but i heard it's because vets are advising against giving dogs bones, so less calcium in the diet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Yep, they do...
And we were all wrong! Blimey...

snopes4.notlong.com
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# every fucking time!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

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