(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:45,
archived)
Haha, awesome :D
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:02,
archived)
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30,
archived)
That's rather nicely done
who is it though?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43,
archived)
I like this
:)
(CapitanLast night a BJ choked my wife,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44,
archived)
Hey hey, we're, um,
Great Big Husky Monkeys?
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28,
archived)
oh god I love you.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30,
archived)
Y'see? It doesn't have to be all poo and bosoms on b3ta
Sometimes it's just excruciatingly bad puns.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:36,
archived)
*cuddles*
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37,
archived)
hello, fellow canadian.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 9 May 2008, 5:50,
archived)
Hello also!
Fellow Canadian. I wonder if i'm the only one what gets the "4 on the floor" reference in your board name. :D ..now i have the Mr.Brown song running in my head. *click*
(Agent O'Rageis in your base,
Sun 11 May 2008, 19:48,
archived)
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:17,
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I really haven't got the time, but...
oh go on then.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:22,
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random stuff in boxes.
this stuff is easy.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28,
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haha, I remember that.
Fuck you ;)
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:28,
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That my friend is going to cost you
an awful lot of money and an obscene amount of whisky.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30,
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you are.
you big slut you
how you been?
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29,
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very good actually.
little to complain about. no work requiring me for a while which is nice at first but I'm getting a bit bored now, hence talking bollocks to strangers on b3ta.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:32,
archived)
I should be invoicing,
but choose to be here for a while as it is easier.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:34,
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I mean no work for about a month though.
I do a lot of phone chat but I think I'll be getting the tools out soon. Especially as the weather is nice. No need to waste good weather indoors, time to get the boots and cut off jeans on, don the tool belt and pretend that women look on me the way they did 20 years ago ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37,
archived)
hahahaaa,
yeah, I try and get out on the tools of a weekend. Something about it makes one feel alot better than aa day in an office. Unfortunately, I still dont get out on them much as weekend work can be hard to get most of the time unless it is private residential work.
On another note, I had a lady at one of my suppliers flirting with me just yesterday. Being that old, dumb and naive I was about 5 kilometres down the road before I realised what had been going on. Must be too happy with current wife.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:42,
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what, with contempt and revulsion?
DON'T WORRY, YOU'VE STILL GOT IT
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06,
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hahahaaa
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15,
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ooo i just beat you on the catch up :)
occasional pears are terrible aren't they? w/y/h!
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:30,
archived)
mmmmmmmmmm
God edit: Please read the FAQ regarding the guidelines on what is safe to post on the board unlinked.
God edit: Please don't use this thread as an exercise in testing the boundaries. If it can be percieved as pornographic in any way from a distance (i.e, a boss glancing at your monitor), do not post it on the board. Not everyone is in the same time zone; some people may be at work.
(the wub- guide onion for the blind,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:19,
archived)
*resists urges*
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:20,
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WHAT THE FUCK??
So a big spunking magenta cock is fine, but posting anything vaguely resembling breasts is a mod-slap. This is a disgrace.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:21,
archived)
well I can see the point, sort of
cartoon cocks are obviously safe, because your boss won't ever admit to being aroused by them.
cartoon boobs are boobs: porn.
note that the whole reason this rule is here (or at least that what's it's claimed to be for) is to prevent people from getting fired just because they were watching b3ta.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:29,
archived)
Oh so b3ta is sexist now, "The boss"
has to be fifty year old balding man with a bowler hat that has egg sandwiches for lunch. What ever happened to women in the work place? Then from a distance megenta cocks look like purple dildos and lo and behold NSFW!
What about a picture of a donkey? Some people like donkey rape. What about HappyToasts latest front page OMG GOLDEN SHOWER -PORN!!!!!!!!
If people are worried about looking a b3ta at work because the could get in trouble for a naughty image, how about you do some fucking WORK rather than pissfarting about on the web?
Do not let this place degenerate into lolcats and other pissweak images.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33,
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please don't forget kiddie rape
all the "maddie" stuff
(wallynotherernot without protection,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39,
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Oh yeah and where's all the Gary Glitter stuff?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:43,
archived)
exactly
where have all the real men gone?
Well they aren't moderating certain satirical websites that's for sure
(wallynotherernot without protection,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:48,
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(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:49,
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I don't care so much about NSFW
unless of course it's just crass semi porn, we are not and never will be 4chan. I'd see it more like, what the fuck are you doing on the internet whilst i'm paying for you to do other things. Even if you were looking at kittens all day. I might be a cunt but I'm not one who lets people take the piss out of me.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:41,
archived)
^this^
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:44,
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good point about 4chan
I must agree that I don't like seeing something which IS actually porn posted. The chick smearing chocolate all over her was pretty close, and of course when the board was spammed with shitporn
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:47,
archived)
some people just want attention
and any attention will do even if they have to be bad to get it. my grandmother has gone like that but she is 88, senile and can't remember what she did ten minutes ago. She will phone each of her kids and her grandkids no less than 5 or six times in an hour with ridiculous excuses for phoning just to talk even if some of her kids ( my dad is a cunt ) will shout at her for doing so. It's the same here, some people shock because they need to be the focus of attention. Some others just go about their business posting what they do and being happy ( quietly ) if someone takes the time to notice.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:57,
archived)
but that doesn't mean that images which are hardly porn
should result in a modslap. And yes I'm sure that's why trolls will post porn, or text threads and so on...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:06,
archived)
no argument
here. But again, that's the problem with moderation. Some people have a different set of values, especially yanks. No offence to you Sherman's of course.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:10,
archived)
I'm not a yank...
I'm an Aussie, how can we take offence at anything!
Incidentally the rhyming slang here is 'seppo' for septic tank....and most of the American's I've met have been full of shit.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:15,
archived)
agreed on all counts
but I'm generally pleased that really pornographic stuff is linked - just because it would swamp out everything else if it wasn't. if that means relatively non-porno boobs get linked more than cocks, I don't really care. you can still click the link.
that's the problem, you get a picture which crudely drawn boobs gets a rebuke from a mod and in the next thread there's Jesus or Marlyn Monroe taking a piss or there's a cock or something as equally close to porn as a couple of bouncing boobs and they don't get any response from the mod, except maybe to put them on the frontpage.
Have we got a new moderator desperately keen to prove he/she is worth his/her sheriff's badge. Or simply not getting any tittie and consequently unhappy.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:53,
archived)
There is no doubt that
this place is poorly moderated most times. I think the god account is likely a super moderator account that is accessed by a few people in order to make comment. but it's probably mystery bob most of the time ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:00,
archived)
poor mystry bob, perhaps we should take him clubbing
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 2:08,
archived)
hetrosexual males and lesbians are discriminated against here.
I know. I like to mask boobies behind cocks, the discriminating mods cant see past the cock in this case......
/used dozens of times, never been edited.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33,
archived)
I've had a bit of a rant up there ^
I'm now going to go and calm down unless someone lacking both spine and logical reasoning wants to come and argue with me. Come on Mod...
(edit) fine then, don't face the mob, run and hide. Sorry if I caused you to mess your trousers.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:35,
archived)
here here! well said that man!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a cock and sit down
(wallynotherernot without protection,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:33,
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hahahaa
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:37,
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PORNGUMENT.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56,
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WATCHING TEAVEEEE
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:04,
archived)
Silly stickfigureninja! Your TV Stand is at an unreasonable angle!
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06,
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Or maybe it's your head that's wrong!
I bet that blew your mind!
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:08,
archived)
of course my head is wrong! have you read any of my posts?
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:13,
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evenin' all. i crave kebab.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:45,
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I love you, I do.
EDIT: How do the ants react, then?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46,
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I LOVE YOU AS WELL AS THEM
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:58,
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YOU BETTER.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:02,
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SO MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:05,
archived)
YES
*^_^*
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:06,
archived)
If the world ends
I hope there's enough gas in the pipeline for me to make cheeseburgers
I'd be depressed if there wasn't
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:46,
archived)
Tru dat
A world where the only cheeseburgers are those Rustlers things is a world I do not wish to participate in
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:51,
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God man! Have you no pity! what a terrible thought!
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:52,
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If you can cook it in a microwave it isnt meat.
FAQT
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:54,
archived)
it just sits in the microwave
watching you intently
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:55,
archived)
until the bell rings at it releases its hate upon you, bacteria style
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:57,
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letting forth a bukkake of angry bacterial death
in a bun
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00,
archived)
How very dare you?
I can do a perfect roast chicken in the microwave and sausages are fine if you don't care that they don't brown ( but sausages might not be meat, apart from bollocks and lips ).
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:01,
archived)
And anus. Dont forget anus
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:03,
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fuck, now I want
sausages.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:09,
archived)
now I have the urge to cook those lorne sausages sitting in the fridge
with a nice bit of cheese on top
and plenty of tomato sauces
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15,
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(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:39,
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Ants And Dec
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:49,
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DAMN YOU!
*draws another awesome-o-pard begrudgingly*
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:59,
archived)
last weekend on earth, a man alone in a park bending over pretending to look at ants
so basically, you were hoping to bummed.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:00,
archived)
time enough for me to get laid fifty more times, then.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 9 May 2008, 6:08,
archived)
:O
edit: Shit didn't mean to post here as a new thread, hello :D
(ZykatiousIs all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14,
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That's a bit low poly
I am lord of the pissage
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14,
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5
to be exact. 5.
(ZykatiousIs all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15,
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is it for a game?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15,
archived)
Or course.
(ZykatiousIs all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:15,
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so come on. What's you salary now?
We are dying to know. I hope it's more than mine as I'm very part time now.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18,
archived)
Cannot discuss salary.
I'm governmental now :)
(ZykatiousIs all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:18,
archived)
ah.
Shit then? You can talk to me. I'm fully level 4 mod cleared as I fulfil MOD and Customs and Excise contracts. ( well, my plebeians do )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:21,
archived)
No, it's very good :)
I get the equivillent civilian wage for my job plus the "X Factor" which is extra percentage on top for having to do soldiering...
(ZykatiousIs all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24,
archived)
Ah right.
What outfit? I'm ex 32 Minden BTY RA.
I see you answered whilst I typed.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:26,
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and this is the perfect site to let out all the secrets
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24,
archived)
It hurts to know some things.
but I am sensible when it comes to things that really could get out of hand if discussed. not for patriotism but because it devalues my story when I want to sell it to the news of the world ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28,
archived)
well, lets face it, once you are in and exposed to "issues" you don't talk about them
hell, I know someone that's been out for years and is full of hate for the establishment
but he knows the limit and won't cross it.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34,
archived)
we have a simple saying.
Those that don't know ^^ talk and those that know don't talk.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:35,
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These talkative chaps would be the same ones who buy "as used by the sas" on ebay and then go about with their amazing stories that would require them to lead 5 lives simultaneously...
a popular sport is finding these folk and correcting the error of their ways I believe
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:38,
archived)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:53,
archived)
no bother :)
i tried the private torrent sites first which usually have '1 million fonts you need to use before you die !1 megapack' things but this time page two of google was my friend.
but nero showtime is prettier and cyberlink powerdvd is head and shoulders the best for features. They cost though.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:24,
archived)
yuh, vlc looks good.
is media player classic recommended?
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:28,
archived)
media player classic is also good.
VLC just looks a little bare to me but is powerful. plus it handles VCD, SVCD, KVCD images ( if you steal movies you will know of these 0 without having to have a virtual drive to mount the image onto first. Either will do you though. VLC is no frills but extremely good regardless.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34,
archived)
Evening!
I like how you didn't delete, you just apologised and said hi :)
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:23,
archived)
IN A TIARA WITH VIKING HORNS ON IT. AND I AM QUITE LOUD. OFTEN.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:36,
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Love the pic.
Hate the bloke.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02,
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Hahah
thanks. :D
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03,
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Sick.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02,
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I know.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03,
archived)
*nod*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05,
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Yo dawg.
What's good?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:09,
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IT'S TOO HOT.
I CAN'T SLEEP. Plus I burnt my tongue on some pizza and I felt it blister. Plus I have hayfever. And I hate summer. I wish the winter would come back. You?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:11,
archived)
Awwwww.
*hugs* I'm mostly lovely, thanks. It's hot here, too. But rainy a bit, as well. I let mum cook again. Now I has a tummy ache. :[
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:14,
archived)
Snot good :(
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:22,
archived)
No, not really.
On the other hand, I am addicted to 2 ace CDs that are making me dance. ^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:25,
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All about dance music.
My friend gave me a CD today and I got my car back today so I've been driving around lisetning to it like a heavy barry. Dubstep FTW!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:30,
archived)
Awesome!
I've been listening to Sound Check No. 108 and MSI's new album.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:34,
archived)
Cor!
Nicely etc. :)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:02,
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Thankee, sir!
^_^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03,
archived)
Very very awesome :D
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:03,
archived)
Heheh
Thank you. ^_^
D'you know if he's related to Joe Cocker? Mum keeps asking me. She doesn't understand 'I have no clue.'
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 9 May 2008, 0:05,
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I hate to say it, but it does seem likely.
Since they're both from Sheffield.. probably cousins a few generations back.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 9 May 2008, 1:15,
archived)