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[challenge entry] Shalroth's Dalek Birthday Cayke!


Made by his Mum for his last birthday (I have his permis to post it as I took the pics)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That's so hardcore awesome. Looks yummy, too. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It was indeed yummy
it didn't last very long!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I'm sure.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I pinched two Dalek biskwits!
and there were spares too! They was yummy X10! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh, they look it!
For my birthday this year, I'm making myself a Portal cake. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Like this:


or like this:



Don't forget the Malted milk empoundments, fish shaped solid waste, sediment shaped sediment and and entry called "How to kill someone with your bare hands!!"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
The second one. ^_^
Althought a Companion Cube cake is pretty fucking awesome. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I have a companion cube...
My teddy bear just keeps trying to hump it tho.



I love Portal too much. I can find a quote from it for most situations. The Curiosity Sphere is my ringing tone...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah.
I have Still Alive on my iPod. I listen to it too much, and I can ace it on Rock Band. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Those boiled eggs in the middle look delicious.
Woo to all involved.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I believe
they were Marshmallows.

She really went all out!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That makes more sense.
And yes, it looks delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i recognise that cake...

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Chortle! I'd forgotten that one!
It is kind've a pearoast, tho these are 'new' pics of it than the one I showed before.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# true true
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I don't bake. - Shit, his right arm is too high up..oh well.

Juice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm an alright cook
but my real talent is peeling satsumas in the shape of a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# haha!
i notice the challenge has changed, super!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I do hope this talent is on your CV.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Well i can staple the peel to my cv
and send it with my applications
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You can't fail!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Arf!
I like this muchly!

Bonus points would have been had for using orange pips for the spunk drops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Seedless I'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Do it with an orange
and send it to the one show :D
(gtfomh, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Switzerland 1 - 2 Turkey
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# pfft!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I wish that this was real.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# My youngest daughter just removed her nappy and curled one out on the parquet next to my left foot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# praise her
for such a good job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Layin' cable...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I would be fat* if I took a bite ewvery time it applied.
*+ter
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I think your bulimia must balance it out.
Also, what?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i wish i could read what it says
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# PLEASE B3TA NO!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# cheers
i wish i understood what it meant.

p.s i actually ordered a cd the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I'm equally confused
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# you didn't cook that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# eh?.....god you are joking!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# This.
Ooh!

That was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Dear Ghostie
Tough shit.
Love 'n stuff
'pot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] cakes
lemon and blackcurrant vitamin C rich 'cupcakes' with cream cheese frosting i made instead of preparing for my PhD viva. they tasted nice though.
will make something more b3ta-esque tomorrow.



Click for bigger (43KB)
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] won't waste a thread.....

HappyToats!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Looks happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I like this.
What made you think of happy toast though?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oh I didn't the toast just accidentally came out like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Maybe your toaster is in love.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# My toaster's in love
how do I know?
he came and walked with me
and told me so
and the song he sang
then I knew
a toaster is in love with you
a toaster is in love
how did I hear
I heard him talk to much
whenever you're near
he whispered your name
and his eyes were closed
a toaster is in love
he knows
a toaster is in love
how did I guess
figured it out
while he was
watching you dress
he'd give you his heart
if you will agree
a toaster is in love
and he's BREVILLE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# now where are my power pills?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# EPHELNAT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# You ate its trunk!
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Cakes?
This is two cakes.








(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# so basically a cake with a doll stuck on top?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# in the top.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# looks great, good job that man!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You SCORE
100ings observation points
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# looks like a toilet fairy
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# So...
When you say "vitamin C rich", and your username is "vitamin c". Just what are you confessing?

There's a little bit of you in every one?

Mmmm, salty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# sadly
it's more of a vitamin-y obsession :-)
although my hair does tend to fall into my cooking, so maybe they're hairy...
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Made with love
...custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold...
the Dodecadecker



Homemade and more than 12 times the weight of a Double Decker.

edit: woo! first entry!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Have I not seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# a repost at the start of an image challenge? surely not?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# It really annoys me.
Why do people do it?

They belong in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# read below.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# That's not an excuse, it's an admission of guilt.
DON'T PEAROAST IN NEW THREADS, IT IS JUST RUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Well, cockchops
First, I wasn't actually sure if I had posted it before, and even then, certainly it wasn't a new thread anyway.
If it's that fucking heinous, ask a mod to disable my account or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Or, the third way,
raise the issue and ask you not to do it again, please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# My apologies for the intemperate post.
Rough night.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I am far from offended.
If I was easily offended I would nopt be so rude to others.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I still feel a bit of a ****, though.
I like this place - doesn't do to piss off the inhabitants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# but if it's not in a new thread then it can't be entered in to the challenge, what? oh, it can?
ok, well if its not in a new thread then no one can click I like this. What? what now? eh? oh, oh it can do that too.

No, it's quite pointless
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# most likely
but let's face it, everything this evening is likely to be a pea roast and I thought the thread below would be better left to those complaining...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# peas belong in existing threads.
this got pushed off the board for this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# people will still pea no matter how much flaming happens
get over it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Less people pea as they learn of the general disgust most people have for it.
It's so rude and selfish - I just do not understand why people are so barefaced about it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# if we can curb it ever so slightly it means the first two days of an image challenge
aren't like trying to read the stickers on Formula 1 cars.

So it would be nice if people tried. That said, this challenge should be a cracker for slower posting as each image needs to be put in the oven for an hour and then left to cool first.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# This
I LIKE pearoasts for image challenges - they please me.

I just like them in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# So you want all peas (as most of the initial posts are)
In the post saying new challenge is online post then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# They can go in any post.
As far as I'm concerned, once a picture has had its day, there's no need to take up another new thread with it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# No,
just in existing threads, as with all peas always.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *fires the fail cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# its not the first entry
:P
But still looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Indeed not
some people felt that their old stuff belonged in existing threads.

Grr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Theres nothign you can do about it - just hide the posts if its pissing you off too much
its the start of the compo these things happen
No-one has a go at TGA or prodge if they pea at the start
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Actually, yes, yes I do.
Hiding it will not bring back the lost posts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# the posts are still there
but face it the board will move at the speed of light
Like the start of any compo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# They are not on /board/ any more though
which means that they get seen for less time when someone has worked on them, just so that someone can enter the challenge, which they can do in an existing thread easily.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yes they do!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Not to the same extent really
its not all "fuck off you reposting little shit" - Fair enough their work is rather good but it ends up usually filling the popular page
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# a pea in an existing thread can appear on the popular page
just click the Full Screen button in the reply window and that renders it like a normal first post with challenge options and an I like this button. There really is no need to start a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# remind me to take a picture of my dinner tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# You need to take a picture of your dinner tomorrow
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# cheers for that
i knew there was something i was meant to do.

must also remember to buy a hankie so i can tie a knot in it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hey, take a picture of your dinner tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you take one of yours too
we'll trade.
we could start a hot or not dinner site, strictly no salads because that wouldn't be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# 5. profit?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# but it looks nothing like a double decker
maybe Desmond Decker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# pffft
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# looks nothing like Carol Decker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hmm have my Haribo cock
I did this a while ago... Featured in the newsletter, my mum would be proud

www.b3ta.com/board/5115054
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# picture is broked
ebay is working again.. missed my auction by 70p cnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ahhh
so you're on tiscali too? ebay and photobucket were borked for a while for tiscali peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] cocks cakes and zombies
it would seem that reading up, pearoast are rather bad in any sence of the word, and in fear of getting pounced upon by startin a thread with an old picture, it leaves me to repost the pearoast somewhere like here! so in all its glory is a cake, its not even that impressive now.

P.s. i love the haribo cock, i remember that newsletter!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# now's a good time

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7449255.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] R2-D2 cake:




Also featured in Joel's cake animation (at the end)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# On Her Majesty's Secret 5.30pm Service from Waterloo
great stuff, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Not the 3:17 to Cleethorpes?
*danger and excitement* *danger and excitement*

Sorry, I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again flashback moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *feels secure*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COOKING WITH B3TA


Cooking with B3ta: Think you're good in the kitchen? THEN PROVE IT! Bake us up something tasty and post the results. Extra points for entries involving cakes, food dye, orange chocolate etc.

Challenge suggested by We are the lime and voted for by YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# oh shuddering fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I agree, however . . .
*Lets rip*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# one big fart it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Placenta Casserole?

Click for details
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Ha, we're having the same meal!
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# What?
Goatsied placenta?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I'm sure you have one of my images there too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# With eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# nice touch with the ring there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# To be fair,
I always wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# **BOKES**
That is Rank
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha.
I think that's called passing the buck.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# no young man
it's called trying something different
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# something new!!!!
but that is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# :/
I meant the "Challenge suggested by We are the lime and voted for by YOU." as he usually gets shouted at for setting the image challenge.
I actually got some shortbread pastry out of the freezer earlier incase of this challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# oh right
fair dos - carry on
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# dos or does?
Not pedantry, genuine question.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I prefer 'doos'
Even though it's blatantly incorrect
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I think that I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# but that's usually how it is done
you have seen the page of suggestions you can click haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I know it just sounded like a disclaimer.
I don't blame him, he gets a disproportionate amount of stick.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# coo, this could be good - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# - sparce one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# at least its not gonna be full of shite reposts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I have an idea already
based on an old image...

*quick, Robin. To the 24-hour supermarket-mobile*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# don't eat it all before you take a picture!

/ribbing
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# /spare ribbing ?
sorry archie, he started it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# if there's any left, I'll finish it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# wookiecookie
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Wookake
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# did you make a wookie cookie?
more phots please
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# No
I am a bad internet thief. But I will make something for this challenge. Possibly OUT OF MEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# after sticking sweets in the sandwich toaster last week not sure the world is ready for my cooking
but hmmm. I do have an idea
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# So
Do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ahh
I cook but i eat it so no pics
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# GOOD CHALLENGE
YES, IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# so this is no longer a photoshop/art site?
eating is cheating
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# b3ta is a small carrot with a green hat
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# as an alcoholic junkie all this food stuff will make me ill
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha
WATL is gonna love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# OH GOD HELP US!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahahah!
This is further supporting my point.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Rahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I can't control myself any longer

*shakes body*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Can you feel the rythym of the music getting stronger?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# marvelous
i was going to post something, i think i'll wait until the talent everyone has gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
spits beer on screen
+ click
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# EEUURRRRGGGGHHHH
Today has seen the biggest glut of absolutely quality posts I think I've ever seen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
wasn't expecting that, absolute class
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Yachting FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahah
fucking last thing I expected to see
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# pffffft
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
She's been eating Maccy Dees!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
Those bastards get everywhere. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
simply superb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Her tongue's gonna feel a bit furry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Eeeeeeewwwww
The coffee / screen interface has been breached

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# that's how my mouth tastes, right this second..........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
jajajajaja (+ a bit in spanish)

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# me, naked

as is obligatory I hear
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# 2000 nipples would have been more impressive!
congrats

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# wtf
Is that a young Adrian Edmonson?
(djflayva, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Lovely.
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hurray for nipples
and hurray for 2000 posts

Is anyone else watching this ridiculous football game? Ought to be postponed, although it is relatively funny watching them struggle
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# The goal made me laugh.
It's like a swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# aye, it's like watching fucking waterpolo
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It's fantastic, the ball is barely rolling anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ARE YOU A WOMAN?
*readies fwap hand*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# well someone had to ask...
either that or shaven nipples or naturally unhairy...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Rabbai, have you got the dead sea scrolls?
No, it's only the way I walk...


/badum-tish

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com/
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yay!
Ithankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# well
cum
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot2.com/
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Sigh
www.instantcumshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
bitch.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
bitch
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# SVEN???
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ...
To be fair she could probably have scored more goals than Man City
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# good at dribbling
no doubt
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ?
leeds.diarystar.co.uk/images/robyn1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# her face freaks me out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# her hands are quite freaky too
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# get that damn pixie thing of my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# she is pointing at youu!!!
she wants to pin you down and put her big face in your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# it would be like being raped by a great dane
and then being shat on by a hippo, and then being found by a hamster who thinks you are Richard Gere and so attacks you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
^^I hate when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahah
that's some bad luck going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# TJ : can anyone else get ebay to work?
is it just my pc or is ebay dead? (i've been waiting all day for my auction to end - i even put an early bid in and now i can't access to put a higher bid knowing that i've been outbid! ARGH!)
also how do i clean my processor from artic silver?
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Are you talking about this kind of mishap?
www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298&page=1&pp=15
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# erm
yes no artic silver... thermal grease
and is ebay working?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# eBay.com and .co.uk are working for me.
/Unhelpful blog. (Unhlog.)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# press f5?
clear cookies
try again plz :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# OK...
... still working.

/Useless blog. (Uselog.)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# oh arse biscuits
:( stupid internets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# (Stupernets.)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# waaah its not fair
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Have you tried a proxy site?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# how?
please :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Go to
somewhere like www.tubethru.com, type in www.ebay.co.uk instead of www.youtube.com in the box called URL and hit GO.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ok that site doesn't work either
wtf?
edit : ok can see ebay but can't login
simply removed the , from the end of the web address - oops!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I think
you've broken the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hopefully their server
blew up
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hopefully not
i need the item to live!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :(
relying on Microsoft is hard enough, let alone relying on whatever bunch of chimps wrote that website.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# its not fair i've been waiting 9 days for this to finish!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# You can get an UK Ebay mirror
here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# thanks!
i can't seem to login in though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# or dobbin
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# RIS?!
And don't say as she has MND that she shakes and that's sexual as it does the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Anyone know what this technique is called?

And of any programs that can do it automatically? I ended up spending far too long on it, and its only 3 shades
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Boxing
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Bwahhaa
*click*
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# trishadeage
i think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# google says
"eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# 3 shades, long time
trishadeage
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# you mean halftoning?
it's sort of halftoning, but a bit different
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# google says yes
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# that is a big cock he is sucking there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# rape?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# haha
are you one of those people that sees violent sexual images in random ink splodges?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# They're not random,
they're FILTHY
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# and strangely sensual?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Looks more like a good spank to me
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Rasterbator
is a webapp/downloadable program that does it: homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

I think the newsprint filter in GIMP can do it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ace
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Being the frontman of Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Felching?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# MC Hammer in parachute pants threatening to blow his own brains out if a priest doesn't prove his devotion to Christ by sucking MC's cock which is there, dangling a bit the left?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I think it's called 'filters'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ya couldn't spare any milk for me Rice Krispies?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# SMOAP
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# puppehs!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I thought he was about to slice me a small puppy sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you are rubber, I am glue
you are a shoe and I need a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
well you fight like a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Stab puppies, WOMAN!
?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# What annoys me here is that there appears to be a huge seam under his nose,


But that's part of the original Chewwy ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# chewy was female
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I am afraid I do not see your point at all?
I did not mention Chewwy's sex.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# 'there appears to be a huge seam under his nose'
nice shopping btw
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
#
titter
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Yes.
There does appear to be a huge seam under his nose.

This being a picture of Milt, who is male.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Does Milt's nose feature?
If so he wants to get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Not his real nose, no.
This is, however, a picture of Milt with Chewwy's hair.

The nose belonging to the character in this image appears to have a seam under it.

This character is male, regardless of the sex of the sauce images.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Haha OK.
Well reasoned.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I refer the learned gentleman to my user name.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I thank you for referring to me as learned.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# and so was Han Solo
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# his hans went so low
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# couldn't have been, because Han shot first...
/as men always do...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# she might have been an early squirter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# As I often point out on here.
Also was orginally going to be wearing a pair of boardies as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I beg to differ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallatobuck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# What sad fuck went to all that trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# To do what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# the history of badly made up characters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Possible solution
could I refer you to:

www.b3ta.com/board/8452042

may help
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# big hairy minge
ewwwwwwwww
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# We know he is,
but what do you think of his picture?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha you cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# 1:6732846827
which is pretty rare.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I do not believe this figure
There are no '0's
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Well, you have indeed caught me out.
The actual figure is 0001:006732846827
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Much more believable!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# There's no fork handles either
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Four candles?
Right away, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Go, Tanny-Os, go!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Billhooks
Arf
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Mammy?
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Gnarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, that should be an advert for a Gilette razor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Does she use Stormtrooper arms as dildos?
Also, what are you thoughts on commissions?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# wallpapered
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true
(Kinky Robot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# this is brill
btw
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# My boobs are going like that
;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)
# then you can hide stamps under them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# His look like a sad face
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I am NINETEEN
I still look PRETTY
Therefore I LAUGH
and CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I looked prettier.
But it was my sixpack and pecs which were my downfall once they became moobs and a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hey
Rather have a keg than a 6-pack right?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I would
I would also like some muscle too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# You'll end up fat like me:

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# That Jenni Falconer has let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# If I pull the ring
Does a dingy inflate?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Is it wrong that you look photoshopped?
I think it's the collar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I am slightly photoshopped.
Check the obvious cloning tool marks in the waste paper basket.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# just be thankful they've not gone from moobs to musoms
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# They hurt when I run.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Recieved a jokey today (and heres a new pic)
Was offered a 50" tv today, £125.
Only problem is volume control knackered.
I figured, sod it, at that price, you can't turn it down!

(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# AHAHA YEAH
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Hell yeahs. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to wack in a variable resistor in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I have a feeling that joke will get a good
RECEPTION

ahahahahahaha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Sorry I totally switched off half way through reading that
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# ahh don't worry
I'm sure he'll telly-a another.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# is that right,
pal?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# or up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# That is fairly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

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