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# linking culture and psychosis


what i've been working on today. isn't it lovely?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
first LOL of the day.

wait a minute...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# pretty colours!
=)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You've missed a bit...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ^this.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Mrowwwl.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *strokes behind ears*
^_^
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'm yours, baby.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *picks up*
*takes home in rucksack*
*feeds fresh fish and cuddles*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# GAYS
BIG SCARY GAYS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# O.O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Wanna post/delete it again?
Also, I'm a cat, you fucking moron.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You wiiisssh
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# trust me they're not big
but they are scary. because gays eat at the moral fibre of this nation. which is scary
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR JOBS, FUCKING OUR BLOKES.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# POPPING OUR POPPERS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# SUCKING OUR COCKERS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Bitching about interior design.
WANKERS!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# WEARING OUR TIGHT CLOTHES
DANCING TO OUR SACCHARINE POP
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# OUR TIGHT CLOTHES AND SACCHARINE POP
THAT WE WERE SO FOND OF BEFORE THE GAYS CAME ALONG.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *pops
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# DAMN GAYS, COMING.
....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# On your face?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# They did?
I'll kill them for what they did to you!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ALL over me, yeah.
Even in my ears and between my toes.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Then they licked it all off your because they are the gays.
And you boked everywhere, because you are a vomit fetishist.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Tiny, frightening people.
A bit like that video 'The Feeling' did.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# That sure was one filthy sex tape.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You should know
You were in it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm a fucking sexy star.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ME TOO
LET'S BANG
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *looks through telescope*
*blinks*
is that star doing the helicopter at me?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# are they a popular beat combo?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I think so...
The Hits is one of the feewww channels that conistently works on my telly. IS NOT MY FAULT I KNOW POP MUSIC.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *nibbles national muesli*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *tummy scrunch laugh*
^_^
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Gnawing away at the all-bran of society.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *chomps the shredded wheat of work*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# O_________o
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# o__________O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Strange boob?
o________O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i
suspect he's trying to sum evrything up as psychosis. the anonymity of the internet is most useful
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I would like to give someone a top-down interpretation
of THEIR bottom-up events.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ZING!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# haha,
cor!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# does fb mean Facebook?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# oh no
it looks like a cunt underneath
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# What about the voices?
they tell me things too
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# "reading
own events from environment", in this case your own thoughts
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I ENCOURAGE BOTTOM-UP EVENTS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Why am I
looking at a picture of your diagram?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# gay
gay gay gay
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Epic.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# At home with a Mermaid
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# The.. fuck?
Mermaid has arse?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# how else does it poop?
you big silly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This is my preferred positioning of the fish tail...
...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sure Mermaids aren't supposed to have their bums hanging out...
^_^
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Pets are though.
*waits impatiently*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *gets out bum*
*flops in puddle in a vaguely mermaid-esque way*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *peeks*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You are an excellent pet.
I promised you a collar, didn't I? *provides*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You are the best owner ever.
But don't tell the others I said that...:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :'(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Try harder, dude.
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :D practice makes perfect.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# prude
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You can't sex them
if the tail starts any higher though
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I always figured they'd have semi-concealed vaginas somewhere on the front...?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What their belly button is actually a cleverly disguised snatch?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Noo
more like a little scaley flap...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# well I'd still try and do one
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# same way you'd fuck a fish
slit its belly and insert
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *sexes*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Waguarn?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# why ? Have you ever met one?
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# YEAH LOADS
ALL THE TIME
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *tamps down pipe and lights*
yarrrghhh! i saw mermaid once, lad. aye, the most beautiful creature i did ever lay eyes on. stole my wallet and crashed my ship, mind you.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :)
Tahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# those photos are fantastic, saw them the other day
put a link up to the originals
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yes, please linky.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ok will try my best..
still a noob really as far as links concerned. On a site called Egostatic or something similar like Egotastic.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# they're in the sewers!!
THEY WILL RISE UP AND DESTORY US ALL!!
ace!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Love it!
Where did you get the original? Looks interestingly different :)

Edit: by original, I meant the lady bit, not the fish bit...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# er...
could I have link to source image please? :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# would
hell ya!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Mubarbie?


bindun better?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *is disturbed*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Do they do black barbies?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ken will stone her for this
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Yes, though they're not called Barbie
(as that's the name of a character), some of her 'friends' are though
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Salt Water Rabbit...

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# He looks like a Hank. I'm going to call him Hank.
wyh
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# And pet him and squeeze him...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'll make him a hat. He'll like it. He's called Hank.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ahhh
HANKE D:


I am glad he isn't around much anymore.

PS Hello :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hello, blossom.
Good timing, I'm just off nach das Publische Haus.

I'll wing you a text or two though.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I wish I had credit
*sighs*


Maybe I will try and get some in a bit.
I've not got lessons until 14:55 now so if you feeeeeeeel like calling :)

Have a nice afternoon xxx
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Perhaps I will :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I like Salt Water Rabbits
best of all the Lagomorphs
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hello Mr
I was thinking about you the other day, when I was watching lions on telly. They had to recognise all of them after a little lesson thing, and they were crap but I recognised them ALL.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# LION! *points* *giggle*
LIONSSSS! *points* *giggles*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Noooooo
Lionses have nameas all of their very own.

Awwwwwwwwwlions.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Our male is called 'Lucifer'
for some odd reason, not that he's particularly sinister, he spends all day sleeping
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *embarks on long winded exergises of how lucifer and satan aren't the same at all*
the full version would bore you :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I bet you could Tom ;)
I think i'll wander off and see if he's awake now
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# photos!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Is he gorgeous?
You know when you move tigers around- I once saw a bloke that just got them to go where he wanted by shoving them in the right direction by their heads. Is that what everyone does?

I like the idea of being able to shove tigers about, they seemed fairly alright with it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hank? Hank the lion?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Their male was called Charlie
he seemed like a decent sort.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# totally woosome!
and the blubber won't let the meat dry out!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
i want want want want him
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# bloody good by the way!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaah
very good!!!!! Modern parenting!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'm loving these
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# my brain
has sympathy for the baby today
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I was waiting for this
The image I thought of would get shouted off the board, so I never made it.
*clicks hard*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Yes id thought of this too
but searching for source images has taken me the past 2 years. still hey ho
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *giggles*
top response
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# bang and the cunt is gone?
woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# thats the tagline for my hitman agency
i'll sue
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
in my day you had to make do with a teasle and a rubber band
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# cheers chap
edit/ chaps
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i got you a little something...
close your eyes tight shut and i'll give it to you...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# This?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# close enough!
=D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Berry Meter Day
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Luxury!
EDIT: Happy b3taday too!

EDIT2: Just noticed I've been on here for two years today, how come I don't get a candle?! *sobs*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# happy b3taday
i'd complain if i were you
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Meh,
I've not really done anything worthwhile on here to warrant complaining.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# that's never stopped me
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *leeches*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It actually took me a while to figure out what that was.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i was expecting that to slither away like a caterpillar!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# you have some


happy b3tabday
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# many happy returns of the day
... I've never understood what that means.

hhmmmmm
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!
I posted a little something for you yesterday ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
did you get my message?
=D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yes, ta
I'm still giggling
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# no, ta
i'm still not giggling
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# OH HELLO COMEDY ACCOUNT. YOU'RE NOT A CUNT.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *tickles*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HELLO, IVES. *hug*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!
*hugs*
you alreet mate?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah, I'm pretty dapper, cheers! And your lovely self?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i'm surprisingly ok!!
it won't last....
=D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It better do.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# DAYS FEELING GOOD: 1
=)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *hands Valium and Strongbow*
BTW OVER THE SUMMER I AM SO GONNA HAVE A PINT WITH YOU.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# over the summer?
whats happening?
you going to be around my way?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I'll travel your way for a pint, for sure.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# neato!
where do you live again?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Sussex.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ah
well i'm over in fareham, so not a million miles away!
we'll have to orgnise summat!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# OKAY PUB TIME. But I will Gaz you sometime and visit yoooou.
*readies dildos*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *bins lube*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahah! god, why do i love trolls so much?
:/
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# you love brushing their hair?
=)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# RUDE HAIR
yes :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# its rude to whisper
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# whispering?
ah!
here, you dropped your hearing trumpet grandad!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# pardon?
/obligatory
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# he didn't hear the tuck hit him
/obituary
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# STEALTHY FOOD FIGHT!
:P
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# come back with my roll!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh hi Ives
I hear you are a fellow Portsmouthian
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Cillit Wang
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# O_O
hahaha!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# He looks so pleased with himself!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ooooh
you dirty boy, you are awful but I like you...

WOO YAY
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Class, lol
Nicely!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Maaaaattttttt
When is the big Mario Kart DS battle going to beeee?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# No idea, when people sign up I guess.
So far, there's me, Cockweasle, possibly Spider Riviera, Shada if I can get him to quit being a fucking pansy, probably you, maybe some others.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Ooh ooh yay.
Do I need everyone's Friend Codes to be able to play against them?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yarp.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Arf.
I must start work.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# !
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# !!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Does it keep your 'tuppance' clean...?
Hahahahaha...Woo Bilbo!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Here have a pea Bilbo...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# The man of 9% lager.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# His slightly aprehensive expression along with the stance makes for a confusing something.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# nah he's on a photo shoot and he's just seen his drunkard father collapse onto the hospitality food
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# fuck him
he ruined a good show.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# whoa.... whoa....
someone hold my coat.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *doffs fedora*
*rolls up sleeves*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *passes bowler, coat and copy of the times to a street urchin with a promise of a shilling if he keeps it clean*
*rolls up sleeves*
*balls fists*
Queensbury Rules?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
No. Street rules. Auburn edition.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i... see.....
i've been reading about sharpies.
i don't think i've laughed at wikipedia so much ever
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ah good old aussie gangs
fun for all
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# which other nation would have a violent street gang where hierarchy was decided by how elaborate your cardigan was?
or the main music listened to was Slade and Bowie
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# we have style
I always think the mods were a funny concept. Suit wearing scooter riding scrappers. It's a great laugh.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Sharpies?
Also, www.b3ta.com/board/8493936

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# how do i change my name?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# At the join screen, just click on it, type something in, press enter.
Then join x out server.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i'll give it a go later
i've too much to do now and i'm so confused
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Little known fact:
It's "Marquess of Queensberry rules".
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Marquis of Queensbury i thought?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Surprisingly, no.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# no
he's right, Chris Ecclestone was way better. The new one is a twat, IMO :P
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# nah eccelestone wasn't fun enough
he was ace in heroes though
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# he was good, wasn't he?
wish he'd been in the 2nd series, it wouldn't have been so shite..
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ecclestone was boring as fuck.
'The new one' has the appreciation of Tom Baker.

Tom knows better.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# No, that was Russell T. Davies
with his terrible story writing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I tend to agree to a point.
But he did revive it, and I thought initially quiet well it all went very south when tennant arrived though.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# The episode 'blink' with the statues
was written by the guy who's taking over in 2010.

Davies is finally quitting.

These should be good times.

I agree though, I liked Ecclestone a lot more.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'd like to make it clear,
this is nothing to do with Doctor Who. Doctor Who is boring and shit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# OH AT LAST SOMEONE SAID IT.
I feel much happier.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# David Tennant's acting sucks balls
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *applauds*
thank god I'm not along in thinking this.. add Catherine bloody Tate onto that and there's a show I'm never going to watch again.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# she was god awful in the christmas special
they're starting up again next sunday in aus. Can't say I'll be watching them
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Bollocks.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Well, testicles, if you're going to get all pedantic.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Sweetmeats!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Thanks, I'm pretty proud of them. Wanna stroke them?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that's what he sucks yes.
great big horse bollocks
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# what the hell?
have you seen casanova?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *high five*
I was going to break out that card in a second but as you've done it for me I'll just settle back and smoke my pipe.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no but i saw some of blackpool
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I AM GOING TO REPLY.
LOUD NOISES.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# BAM AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# HEY I POKA MY HEAD OUTTA WINDOW!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# youve obviously never seen a colin baker episode
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# seen all the Collin Baker ones
That's how bad I think they have become. I've only ever not seen a few stories (that still survive) due largely to the copyright issues over the daleks at the time they were repeated out here.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Silly Snoop!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I don't geddit.
Someone deris me?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# WHAT IS BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?



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DR DRE.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha, that's so my new favourite joke.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I told a car-full of mates it last night
and there was deadly silence....
....
....

And then one of them went, "oh".
No sense of humour
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# erm I don't get that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# SHUT UP, PRAT.
(L)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# nup, still don't get it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Either wtf or you're a great troll.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I seriously don't get it, not trolling.
is the implication Dr Dre = poop?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it's becasue
snoop is short for snoopy.. so say it with the right accent..

snoopey=dr dre

See.. rhymes!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Haha. Now THAT's trolling.
Snoop raps with Dre. Hence, they rhyme. Geddit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
#
=-D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It took me
about 3 goes. It's not bad, but suffers from em not getting it. :-(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Is this about shalabridies?
*fails*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# aah the lovely anna
still trying to get hold of a copy of the tribe.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I take it you don't mean the odd Australian program
about post-apocalyptic facepaint?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# that was bloody odd wasn't it?
i used to watch it quite a lot, without ever having any idea why
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i'll make it easier
www.imdb.com/title/tt0162709/
i don't remember any face paint but that'd be a bonus
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# that looks a bit cool
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it's mostly an anna thing for me
there are clips out there
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# This made me laugh lots :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Does that come in bigger?

Why's it a .gif?

/more bastardy questions
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# The jpeg was huge
And I though "No, I won't be a cunt, I'll compress it"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Haha. Fair enough.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Prof Van Poopybottom


reminds me of prof Farnsworth

A poem by me...

Food

Shopping for fruit, meat and fish,
Wondering what to provide for the evening dish,
Looking up, down and around at all of this food,
How can it be this hard to find something to choose,
Should we go veggie or carnivorous tonight,
Meat red with blood isn't a terrible sight,
Glazed baby carrots and other root veg,
Roasted with spuds, red onion and garlic,
Jamie and Gordon have twisted our minds,
No longer is there something easy to find,
Everything has to be a beautiful dish,
sprinkled with parsley and served with a twist.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# nice, have a poem in return ( its meant to be spoken word, so the rythm looks weird written down)
Opal fruit are now called Starbursts
Top of the Pops isn’t on Friday nights at six
Smarties come in six sided tubes
And a 99 costs one pound twenty five
Things have changed since we were kids


(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# thats ace!!!
woo!! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I like this style

it reminds me of something, but I can't think of what precisely
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Silly Hitler
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# oh christ there's tea everywhere
*click*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# You need to load that Cube game up now and play online now!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# its downloading now
i'll play later, i have to rearrange my room and re-pot some plants first
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# But i'm playing now and I need to work later.
Play play play play play play play

I'll meet you in the x-out server...do it do it do it do it do it
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# very gilliamesque
woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pffft
woo
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# YES!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hahahah, dammit, that made me laugh pretty loudly...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahah! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D:D

*cleeck*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# GUESS WHAT GAME I'VE BEEN PLAYING.
Morning all. How are we?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Have you been playing
the new Big Breast No Face Sex Time game?

Very nice!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# thats fucking awesome!
wow - click! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Little Blue Riding Hood?
Is that a game? I'd like to play it if it is. Nice drawerering.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Thanks, my darling.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Srsly tho dude.
Wot game?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Okami, chaptits.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# cutting womens faces off?
because thats not a game...

thats illegal
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Fuck.
Really?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# No, I've been playing colouring within the lines. KFANX.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# looks like you lost :/
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Jerk.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *hugs*


its nice ashally. so is it from a game then or what?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Okami :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *googles*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ooooo i want that....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# It's fantastic. And fantastic-er for the Wii.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# when i have money i'll put it on the list
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *drinks sake*
I'm a *hic* fucking ace swordsman me
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Oh Susano, descendant of Nagi, you crazy noob. :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# watch *hic* me cut apart this fucking massive boulder
with my wooden sword.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Issun says: Why don't you help, Ammy.
I says. LET THE DRUNKEN TART FIGURE IT OUT HIMSELF. I so love that game.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I must repair this tree....
WITH DANCE!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# The ones that annoy me the most are those silly Gardian Blocks. Takes me ages to hit 5 weak points.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# The 5 hit ones are a piece of piss.
The last one is fucking evil though unless you have autism.

Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT1nnFIgAgw
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Such a groovy dansins.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# really
i do this all the time :( bugger! time to fake my own death again! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i find the worst part apart faking my deaths is having to make a new b3ta account :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Extreme micro-gnops!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# if you start real life gnopsing people we're going to have issues :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Only in *your* country....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# damn, you have legal mushrooms AND you can cut faces off :(
i wish i was hollandish hollandaise dutch
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I'm going to move there.
Come with, you can live with me and the wife and all our mates (not going without them)

we're dead nice.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# you're moving everyone to holland?
sounds good.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yup, because it's better in all the ways.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ace!
*click*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Thats ace
Manic Miner? Jet Set Willy? Odd Job Eddie?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# A little more modern. Although I do have a strange need to play Carmageddon or Road Rash.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ROAD FUCKING RASH
Hell yes. And then after that I want to play Columns.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You're the boss. I might even let you win once or twice, secretly.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Aces!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i played carpocalypse recently
i forgot a. how awesome it was b. how much iron maiden was in the soundtrack
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha! It just makes it so much better.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *SMASH*
LIVE TO FLY
FLY TO LIVE
*SMASH*
ACES HIGH
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# a lttle more modern huh.
Gauntlet? Wonder Boy? Golden Axe?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# This is gorgeous.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hide the Sausage?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i rather like this
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Cheers. A happy B3rthd4y to yah, sir.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I like this

I don't have any sheep that need herding though. Please try again next week.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Oh now c'mon, I know you do.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Is that
Ushikawa from Okami?

Love that sexy muzak that plays when you talk to her - the one with the oohs and aaahs in it. Or has it been replaced with bleepy, cute computery music in the Wii version, cos itll spook the kiddies?

EDIT - aw, you told people the answer! I wanted a proper geeky games specialist moment!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# You still get it. I know her as Rao though :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# That's fucking ace, that is
that isHere have an IGCSW:

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# That is the original series in one shot and the next generation in the next
and it bothers me every time.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# more adventures with crap dad
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The put down one made me genuinely LOL yesterday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yes you are going to hull
arf!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# it's not my fault.
I've just had a kid and the wife genuinely says these things and these images pop into my mind (purely as humus- I have no intention of doing any of the above to my boy).
I've been on B3TA too long.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ah yes, hummus is good
you can never be on b3ta too long
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Monty you terrible cunt!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahah these are class
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hehehehehe!
so wrong
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!

save me a seat by the window, will you
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I have a carriage reserved on standby for all b3tards
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Everyone's got secrets...

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# yay
thats ace!! :D

TJ - a poem by Me....

Orgasm face

Sometimes when I'm bored I look around and see,
others who are probably bored just like me,
So I picture them nude,
I picture them fat,
I picture them lying dead on their backs,
but most of all if I'm honest you see,
I picture their faces contorted will glee,
Screaming with lust as orgasm hits,
Groaning and moaning with uncontrollable fits,
Shouts and pants with long drawn out breath,
Thanking God and Jesus with suddenly religion intent.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sex case! ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
you know it! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Lovely!
I also do this, and I've got bed in which I picture them, it's a big divan that I saw in a shop one.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# my bed is uncomfortable
and i'm usually woken up at stupid o'clock by my 2 year old wanting to watch telly! so i do this in the supermarket :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha I meant, when I picture them, they're in the bed.
Not me. It's an imaginary bed.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ahh right
umm yeah me too! that makes more sense! puts the supermarket fantasy back in his special box! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i look at people on buses and imagine my secret police breaking into there homes at night
black bagging them in front of their crying, screaming children and dragging them out into the night, never to be seen again.

i hate travelling by bus
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# sounds like v for vendetta!
:) i hate busses too - thats why i walk everywhere :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# to the tune of suicide is painless?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# it wasnt
but now it is :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Phwooooar
we should get some of the b3ta poets (b3at?) together for a big...thing. Of some sort.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i write a lot of poems
have a look at my blog! :D afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahahah! marvelous!
ya gotta do a Clark Kent pulling open his shirt to reveal a spiderman costume though :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# this
and spiderman revealing a she-ra costume :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And she ra revealing a bear costume!
Or nakeds ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahah,
hows about Teela inadvertently walking in on He-Man as he is trying on she-ras costume? :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
:) "adam - what the fuck r u doing!"
"umm well you know that everyone thinks i am He-man, but pretends they don't know. well the truth is - i like womens clothes. oh and i suck battle cat of at every oppertunity! also you dad takes me up the bum!"
"i know - i saw it on xtube.com! ;) "
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahah nicely done!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# This is too trippy
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Jeebus Crikey!
That's great!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Heheh thanks ^_^
Yours is pretty snazzy too :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I yam disgizd as nuvr cat, dey nevr finds meeeee
Morning CS.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *glee*
Howdy Cap'n, how's the lovely you this fair morn?
I'm bringing "morn" back
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
sorry. Quoting the one good bit of the futurama film I saw at the weekend.

I feel sick. You?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm sure I will, after scoffing that entire bag of popcorn :]
I'm not bad thanks.
I hope you feel better soon *damp flannels*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# nice big zip :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He wears gloves!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I have secrets..

*But I'm not telling you lot what they are!

PS. What is Captain Wows band called?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Why?
*suspicious* WE DIDN'T BURN HIM
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# a likely story you fiendish mastermind
/ac
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# We all know your biggest secret...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# HaHaHa... cock
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
#
cock
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# blasphemy
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Acely!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Do you?
wankersfc
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hmmmm....
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Who opened the basement?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I wish I didn't
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# No
rofl
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# not done one of these in a while
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# 'Oh my fucking word, did you just see that woman's skirt blow up over her face, Barry?'
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahhaa
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# CATFACEBUM MAN!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Bumface
He's got a big bumface
He's got the body of a cat
And the face of a bum
And he flies through the air
And he's got a bumface
Bumface
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You win :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# It almost looks like Chip.
Or Dale.

I know what game I am downloading for my NES emulator now :)

Edit: How rude! Ace work!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# That's very good
*click*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hehhhe
thats ace!! :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# "the gas? did i leave the gas on?
no, i'm a squirrel"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one!

Ou est le Singe?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# where is the monkey?
le sienge dans the voiture
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# No!
Le SInge est disparu!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# le trasvestie d'action!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahah, that's brillant!
it's confusing the hell out of me! monkrel or squirrey?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# both...
at the same time
*makes wooing sounds*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# very nice indeed
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# He works somewhere called 'Bums'
This is very pleasing!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hehehe
he's dom :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *sigh* alright then
Dom works somewhere called 'Bums'

;-)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# does he sell subs
also, nicely
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# i think he sells
greasy food and cake! :D

edit : happy b3ta birthday :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Bums?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahah
it does look like that!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Bums?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# bums are best!
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I endorse this, and your charming drawing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Ning fella!
JAPES!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Japes indeed!
'Ning :D Although I intend on not spending my entire day on the internet today. It's going to be tough but I think I can manage it.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I only actually went to sleep at about 6 this morning :?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Gday!
nice cartoony thing with no hands.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Bum's? I fancy breakfast at Bum's.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The menu's shit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I need to get me more b3ta!
I must be the only one who read that as Doms straight away :)

How many chins is that?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I think he looks like the pope.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I think it is kicking off between the Pope and
Desmond Tutu! I just saw a post that the Pope made on Desmonds wall. That man is feisty!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hehehee
i didnt think it looked like bums - but then i made it :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oh well,
I'm just happy I didnt wake up and the first thing I saw was a post from you that made me shite myself :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# mwahahha
horns
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Gahh!
You fuck! ;)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# BUMS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# BUMSSSS
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# BUMSES!?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# bummmzzzzz
:) ning!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
I just caught up on Dr Who for this series :D
How have you been?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# like last series
the best episode so far didnthave the doctor in it (well much)

not bad thank ya! hows you??
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'd say the best one was with Professor River Song, in the Library (With the lead piping)
I'm good :]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah wasnt bad
but a matrix rip off! :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Christ on a /board!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Surfin' USAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Jesus H. Christ?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I'MMMMMMMMMMMM BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGIN IN THE NAILS!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# crucify the noob why don't ya
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's GSTQ.
Evidence; "*further indulges"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# actually, i should have picked "splendid"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# May not contain noob?
a naughty regular making a spare account?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ2-4fC1LAU
(not really great for work without cans.)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# This is already a classic.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one Bilbo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *indulges self

thanks for 2 years of sheer hell and laughs.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
How are you old chap?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# yam 2
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Happy b3rthday Maj
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Candle-baringday!

:D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha, happy b3taday lovely.
I found this for you yesterday - should we do this when you go to the great jubilee street party in the sky?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1326194.ece
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i saw that as well
a splendid idea, although i want my ashes put in a teabag not a pot
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# How about if we make Queenie into a pot?
Assuming the others allow us to.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# or kylie
whoever pops their clogs first.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# how about we genetically splice the pair of them
into sexy siamese twins
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Give her her dues
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# for sure,
I'd've ripped that up, no question.

Is that treason? or Anti-treason?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# For saying you'd lay queenie down by the fi-yur?
I think she'd (extremely secretly) be pleased.

Outwardly she'd probably just raise an eyebrow and toddle off to tell Philip to leave the brown people alone again.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# heh
yeah, real romantic like

"leave the crown on love"
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# You LOVE a lady in a hat.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# how ever they come tbh
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I won't say what I just almost did.
Rest assured it was filthy.

*coughs* I have a headache and feel sick. How utterly shit.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# heh, i think i can guess
*soothes poorly captain
couple of codeine and a cup of tea love, you'll be reet.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I have a cup of coffee and no codeine.
Although that's probably good, I'm not sure how long I'd keep them down. I reckon I'm going to sing the icky song soon.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# shout that soup
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# both
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# bangin'
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Probably Kylie.
I don't see HRH relinquishing that vicelike grip on the world any time in the nest 70 years.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Kylie?
We should be so lucky.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappyb3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# YAY!
happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# happy b3taday fella :)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
Red Candle Day!

(right, better do some w*rk, back in a bit!)
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# happy flaming wax day chief
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey!
Here, cayke and tea:

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# many thanks everybody
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# happy b3taday and many more queenie dude!

Trufax: I am eating CAYKE as I type this
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ooooh cayke
I feel really sick, but I still want cayke.

Doing your picture tonight, you lucky thing.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Consider me smiling like a loon
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *considers*
aw
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# would
happy b3taday
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# you wait your turn
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# WOULD!
*edit* oh yeah, happy b3taday
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# b3taday must be celebrated with an appropraite cake!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day
Woo
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Yeah!

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hehehe!
most splendid
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# YES
Wookies make great bass players, the same as Jawas are natural keyboard players

FACT
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i was going to do a chewbacca type thing
now you've done one :(
woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Go on, you should do something.
There's more than one way to skin a wookie...

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i will do one eeventually
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaah
excellent!

Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
Does he know any drummers?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# BASS

how low can you go?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Zis gets ein cleek.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

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