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# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I likes it
a lot sar
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hey there!!
How are you mister? I definitely owe you a visit, or several :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# am good
just having a glass of Perry and wandering
through the websphere

u?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Surfing
and baking bread!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# mmm brot !
what sort ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Pretty much just plain white bread
but it uses a French bread recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ooooh
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# top!
i recognise it aswell, but he probably just has one of those faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I think it looks a bit like a youngish George Best
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# GARRRRGH!
Get it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Is that the Donk sign I spy in the background?...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ?
peter sutcliffe..?
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hmmm
I can kind-of see that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I thought it was Mediocre!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Excellent as ever matey
seen the new Canon 50D btw?

www.dpreview.com/news/0808/08082605canoneos50d.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Oh, I saw that the other day!
Do want. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Yes, Kk showed it to me.
What surprised me was that it has the same 1.6x magnification adjustment factor as my camera, so that a 35mm lens actually gives you 56mm. When you're looking to use smaller lens sizes that really becomes an annoying limitation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# 15.5 million total pixels
Cameras are getting a bit fucking mental these days, that's like just shy of their top of the range 1Ds mk III; so a handy second camera if you've got their jumbo jet of the top of range model I have my eyes on in under two weeks now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Blue Pinstripe Face Man
is the epitome of cool. These are great!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ...

a friend made it so i put it on b3ta for them.
it says Iain by the way
(tzuruki put's his nephew in the microwave, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# O HAI THAR JULIE MOULT.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Actually, no. I take that all back.
If I knew someone called lain and they had no willy this is exactly what I would do.

PASS, FRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Actually actually, no.
Julie Moult is still an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I demand pictorial proof
preferably comical
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The only one Ive done.
Julie Moult, Idiot
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this will do nicely
*sends to archive*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Theres an archive now?
LINKS PLS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Well, everything seems to be in order.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# put a donk on him, then!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ello

biggy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You have too much talent.
I'm taking some.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# But don't they already have flying squirrels?
Brill as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Frying squirrels
would taste nice
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Nah...
...too gamey. Like Pheasant.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# game pie = tasty
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Most woo, Sir! :D


Now Big trouble in Little China on E4 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Big trouble in little china !
that is most woo !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh yes
You alright geezer? I've now got 7000 images on my database, and have finally trained our scientists on field conservation projects to send me their images
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# 7000 !
more images than I can dream of !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# All high res
including lots of staggering 90mb .tifs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# :D
stop it !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Ha
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Braw!
The Janitors new flying attack squadron?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yay!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# much awesome as always!
good evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Beautiful
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# ello!
nice tree rat with wings
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# heh
bring back the reds !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# aw I almost missed this little guy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# eaten by fingermonster
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# PIT MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# leper gnome
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Woo!
But there's a hair in the gate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Dreams are odd. Fever dreams x1000.


PLOT:

1. GREY ON GREY LANDSCAPE.

2. FIGURE ENTERS STAGE LEFT.

3. WITHOUT REALLY MOVING, FINDS FLOWER ENTERS STAGE RIGHT

4. PICKS UP FLOWER

5. ENTIRE LANDSCAPE OF LOOSELY BOUND ROCK THINGS SWARM UP FROM STAGE RIGHT, TOWER OVERHEAD WITH A SICKENING
SENSE OF VERTIGO AND A CLOSE, HEAVY, SUFFOCATING ATMOSPHERE BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE FIGURE.

6. REPEAT ENDLESSLY UNTIL I COME AROUND EVERY FEW HOURS.

Edit: In my dream, the background and landscape manage to be the same colour while also giving the impression that the landscape is darker.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# what is this, some kind of czech movie?
:D

edit: that's because of all the hidden evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
indeed. One of those where the sound effects don't fit the action.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha
ahh man

I miss those incomprehensible eastern european animations that used to be on c4
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Reminds me of some kind of advert involving the Juddermann.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# it'd certainly look good animated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You are Samuel Beckett
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oh boy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I know what you're talking about but can't quite place it.
Damn this swiss-cheese memory!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Thats fucked up!
You have lupus!

We need a Lumbar puntcher
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'm a lumber puncher.
I fucking hate wood, the fibrous cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Urgh.
Fibrous cunt. DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ribbed for his pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Follow your dream.
You'll reach it some day.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe my dreams had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
"REPEAT ENDLESSLY UNTIL I COME AROUND EVERY FEW HOURS"

Eh? How did you find out where I live?

*fears*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# That's a terrible joke
and yet it got a big grin from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You dream in Depeche Mode album art.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *googles*
Good lord you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# D:
They make me feel confused and clausrophobic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ^This
I am off to the shops soon to buy night nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# TURNS OUT YOU'RE GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# SHUT UP STEPHEN FRY.
THIS IS NOT QI NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ah... would that it were.
Would that it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# NO U.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *DONK*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *explode*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OHNO
LOOKATALLTHISMESSWHOWILLCLEANITUPNOTME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# very noir
i always dream about programming when i'm ill
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# SOME FUCKER IS PLAYING ELECTROBASSTRANCE MUSIC REALLY LOUD.
I FEAR THIS WILL NOT BE A GOOD NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It looks more like the bloke is shaking his fist angrily at the man above who is stealing his flowers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No its definately landscape collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Well then he should change himself to a darker grey and repel it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# He should mine for coal
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I will try to be lucid next time
and find a pickaxe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i have psychoanalysed your dream and have determined you have at least five cancers and two aids
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Cool.
Maybe they will fight. That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I had a dream
no wait a minute that was Martin Luther King

definitely Depeche Mode or Mute Records dream that!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hark! What is that tinny, tiny sound?



Feel free to use this as a sympathetic response to the next sad tale you're told in confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I saw build your own electron microscop plans on the mighty internet
I think we should all build our own electron microscopes

and um.. look at really small things

step 3 is profit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# this is a genius idea
and who needs profit when you can just squint into a universe and be a kind of god?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# "BEHOLD TINY SHIT! I CAN DO THINGS TO YOU THAT YOU WONT EVEN BE CONCIOUS OFF"
/god delusion blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# EXACTLY!
this idea gets more and more appealing

*wanders off to find magnifying glass and handful of soil*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# If only I was as good as my mind...


Edit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Even that f*cked up!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Talking microscope!
Woo!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# yes :)
it's a "speak your nature" microscope. put a penny in the slot...etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Special Doppler effects


Click for bigger (75KB)
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I hope you made enough video copies of the show
to sustain the release
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Of course
I can pop one in an envelope for you, if you want to make notes.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hang on a minim, I'll see if anyone wants it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# *tries to stave off this thread*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# no need to be so crochety
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Don't delay
or there'll be a chorus of disapproval — I have to give everyone EQual opportunity for one.

EDIT: Gah! Too slow...
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# sustain! release!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yes!!!
I was having the same thoughts...

"Filllllteeeerrrrrrrr....."
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# A toucan with spaz legs

:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Lovely.
Also: fever dreams are trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Detail this trippy dream you had during a fever
unless that was just a general statement of fact.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I will attempt to draw it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# my favourite was laying on a sofa reading a book that was about 6ft tall
slowly turning massive pages. Once I'd finished reading I rearranged some pig wearing brightly coloured leather waistcoats in to the correct order as they walked past me 4 feet off the ground.

I can still remember it all vividly from December 27th 2000
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I dreamt that I had to get into some tower, there were soldiers that wanted in as well
and there were some other folks about

can't remember the details

another time it was some endless boardgame that had to make a move and I kept waking up and falling asleep and doing it again and afucking again and again and again

I was quite zombied with this one

also something about lots of scaffolding and having to jump about the scaffolding some other time

usually with me I wake up and have to repeat them over and over

this makes me sad :/

oh and I remember I also dreamt I had 8 arms and each hand was doing some random thing and it hurt my brain a bit to run 8 arms at once
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Do you have lupus?
/been watching alot of house today blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# FUCK YES :)
Also: Pizza, beer and Time Crisis 2. ENVY ME :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# My Goodness!
.........
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Its copied from the guiness one
:D

Got a money box sitting next to me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I like
although i was hoping for animated legs when i saw the title
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Animate it if you want
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I had a go, but I don't think it's really my field
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# GOBURD!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Needs more Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Thank you!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8698427
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE A U-CAN TO ME.
HAHAHAHA, BECAUSE OF ITS SHAPE. YEAH? UHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Arf!
LIKES
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# cut that out gizmo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# mug.
Why?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# huh
?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# mog!
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# wai!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *flute during sexy guitar and drum cacophony*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Came home, and found the Mrs Chutney was proofing some bread in the boiler room.....
I did a double take, and now suspect she has B3ta tendancies! I give you.........Titbread!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Styled after her own love bundles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It's a fairly warm day here though
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Man cannot live by bread alone
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Nice baps.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Damn
What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You know what they say aboout bread.
If it is more than a mouthful, you need to slice it.

or should I say "why I am I looking at your starchy hooters?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# :)
Coincidentally I just started some bread.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Looky!


Click for bigger (303KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# That. Is. Ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You have a very large monitor, so it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# or two monitors
welded together.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# curse you
thats a reference to something, but i can't think what.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# the monitor welders of the barbary coast?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# A peach
or a lemon? Two lemons in fact, welded together.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# sorry, got it now
i imagined it in the same tone as Sahjeev Bhaskar saying "or two scooters, carrying a wardrobe"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Possibly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Two sort of medium sized ones. I'm hoping to upgrade to two decent size ones sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Ah, it looks good at that angle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yum !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
reminds me of these breadrolls I used to buy from Sainsburys - Named 'Giant White Baps'

So is she a er... 'blessed' woman then? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Lovely in every way*
*soppy blog
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Tit breads!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Magic of chutney - Those are ace!
Plus... I was just looking through Reflected Loaf's gallery and as the morris dancer pic came up, some morris dancer style music started playing downstairs! Do you have musical power over my house?!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# No I just clamber back into the understairs cupboard when I hear you stop typing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I did
wonder what that rustling was! Yay, can we meet on the stairs and have some boob bread?
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# so we can conclude
breast get bigger in the oven.

yay science!
*pre-heats oven*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# "WOMAN! GET IN MA OVEN!"
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# boiler room?
do you live on a steamship?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# No, just very old house with such rustic rooms
Butlery, boiler room, maids bedroom.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Crusty Nipples!
But in a good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
Perhaps you should cover the nipples with some boulingerie?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh the pain!!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Pot!
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
Or rather, woo :)
I had a look at your shiny new website and it caused me much lollage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Fruity Bun
She was only the bakers daughter......
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Nice baps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# cooooooooool!
eye cakes :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I demand titbread be sold up and down the country starting first thing Monday morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] damn pinko commies with their pesky role reversing trickeries
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# A mouse with eyebrows?
It'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# get back..
to slashdot!
(pancakes_n_ham, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# digg
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# if it am tablet tiem,then it also am crappy amin tiem
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
# awesome
Custard
Rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# tis roobarb!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# damn it,
I only had the choice of two and I had to pick the wrong one.
It's the colours that confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# rhubarb and Dr Katz.
thats an awesome spin of that should be done now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
# i'm doing "when roobarb finally snapped"
the old fashioned way. its taking bloody ages.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# sounds luffly :D
animation is an arse when it's any longer than about a second
and even then it's bloody tedious. nice to look at in the end though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# the process....
to be honest i'm thinking of retracing it in flash, which i'm using to switch between pics for the wobbling anyway
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
# yay for the doctor katz
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ha! He appeared in a Family Guy episode, where he admits to having parkinsons.
Now that I describe it, it's not so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# YARR :3
FRUG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# fizzing frog is fizzing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# i like this style.
^ these are cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Haha!
Parkinsons.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# :d this made me chuckle in a warm and fufilling way
:D

peritonitis pleasure next please
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Your animated octopus
Is nothing short of spectaculite!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# thanks! have a drink on me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Haha, I LOVE you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Alien technology ain't that great


YAY! FIRST TABLET IMAGE BELOW (AHEMMMMM!). I FUCKING LOVE THIS THING :D

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# This is wrong
This surely is no CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# actually
1st image was a pair of tits drawn by the gf. I added the rest of the body with a massive minge... no CDC true. Think I'll make up for it in time

*drops head in shame
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Quick!
Change it for a cdc any we'll all edit our responses to a cheer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# there
:)

complete with disease jizz
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball!
It's regulation
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# This!
*Partial cheer*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Needs more cdc
And less fail.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Tablets are awesome
You treat it good.

B3TA its my birthday and i'm bored and my brother isn't answering his phone so i don't know if it's time to party or not. SAD FACE. Entertain me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# You require no fraternal permission to party, surely?
If so, you better fill out an FPS (or Fraternal Permission Slip).
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# The party is at his house
I guess i should at least find out what time he'll be ready for revellers
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# 15 minutes til party, best not
I'm out, laters b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# my first tablet thing in ages. from last night sometime.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hee hee
thart there be luvvvvverly
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Yay!
I got one recently too, they are mega fun!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ITS A FUCKIN ALPACA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ALPACA IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# PINEAPPLE IS CUNT
:D

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Time to go play! Yay!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# sexy
what's its phone number?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# you degenerate pervert,
he's only 9!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# is that in shoe years
or snout?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# He's adorable
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# But not an eggle cup kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I wonder what noise it'll make if I kick it really hard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Not dissimilar to a screaming fox,
I should imagine.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# My cat's gone all to pot!


unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Audrey 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# No she is Lou Lou
and she is a supermodel (she thinks)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# oh but she is very pretty
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# FEED ME, SEMOUR!
FEED ME NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Im in ur pot
etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Are you St George's Island?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Er
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# that is off the coast of yemen..
yes minister
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Afraid to say I'm not actually in Yemen
D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Nobody's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# aww!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hee hee hee!
I love cats
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# David Bellamy cat is David Bellamy
EDIT: He is surely a lully puddums and loves you enough to overlook your poor choice in terracotta substitutes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# She actually!
and it's the neighbour's pot!

Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# TRESPASSER!!!
Must be a dyke cat as she's very butch:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# She also has Lawyers so watch it
Stalker Vole and Biffit are just a phone call away!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# It was in a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# W - double ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# double ewe
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# NO U!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# haha
poo.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# :D
this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# hehehe
straight jacket for one please
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I'm thick
I just don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# If a dream makes sense
It's not a real dream
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Never heard of the expression 'going to drop the kids off at the pool'?
This is the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Eek eek eek eek eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Stabbim! Stabbim!
Sorry have you met my mate Stabbim?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# stabby stabby
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Stabby Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# that ought to do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Flash game pls!!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Sign language
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*donk*
*splodge*

...oh... that doesn't feel right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Now put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# That video scared me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it made me happy
i think it's a great track, for various reasons
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# which are?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I was aroused. Aroused and filled with hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# OH.MY.GOD.
What the fuck is donk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# donk needs shooting
edit: how goes it?
edit edit: www.b3ta.com/board/8697782
edit edit edit: 13 to go...?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Wha.?
13?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I saw it this morning..
I'm not quite sure either.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *spangs hard*
'ningles all.

Sorry I was so impressed with the pizza box of the pizza I got delivered last night I thought I'd post it again.



The mini box is a coffin as it's a satanic pizza place:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 10 out of 10 for innovation
And the website is cool and is raelly easy to order off. Including a 1 to 5 rating selector for all the chilli pizza:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# just googled the place and investigated website
looks very cool indeed :D
fulham's a long way to go for pizza though (although i should think about what to eat soon)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm doing a barbie at 7:D
EDIT: Or as the sign I put up says, 'BBQ at exactly 7ish.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# :)
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Do want!
Where the hell (see what I did there?) did you get that?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hells pizza.
You'll have to google it as they have a cunning jsp site that doesn't allow you to link it.

EDIT: Give it 3 months and Pizza Hut will have nicked the idea and blast it all over TV at how clever they are at coming up with the idea. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Cool cheers...
And yes; interesting marketing challenge for Pizza Hut, though... "Death in a Box", perhaps?

Linking to their site seems to work ok...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Well no they'll just do a small box and say
It's out fridge space saving box for the leftovers.

EDIT: Hahaha I just looked under the minibox for the first time - It says 'for your remains':D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I'm a bit thick...
It hadn't even occurred to me how useful a small box like that would be... I was just thinking "oooh... nice gimmick."

I think my cider levels need topping up.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah I know. I didn't a first
But it fits about 4 slices comfortably. Lets face it. four slices in a whole boz take up much fridge space deminishing your fridge's bacon capacity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# all new fridges should be labeled with "maximum bacon capacity"
from now on
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# MBC should be law!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# You wouldn't want that...
Also- you have leftovers?!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I bought 2:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# =D
While you're here RG, can I ask a question?

Have you got some sort of accommodation thing going in London town? This is the impression I get from your comments on this and that... you hosted a bash or something?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah I run a backpackers hostel
Gaz me for details
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# OK, will do.
Right. I really am hungry and sober now so I'm off.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# link doesn't work
does this one?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yes, my fault...
fixed it now. (even though you already have a working link to them)

(as I say ^there - cider levels running low)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# It ticks all the boxes for me though
1) independent company
2) the guy I talked to knew his stuff and wasn't on less than minimum wage just to fulfill his visa requirements (actually he was Aussie)
3) completely original and well thought out.

The one failing they have, and I'm yst to have it confirmed, is they don't do traditional base.

EDIT: phoned them and asked. They said their bases were 'mediumish' but you still can't beat a nice traditional base.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
#
4. is nice food (?) :D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I haven't looked at the menu in detail
What's the base choice?

EDIT: So, they only have the one sort of base (or gluten free)?

Meh; I could live with that...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# 'medium' no thin:(
But a cashew and stilton topping wins in my books!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Any pizza place that has Sliton as a topping can't be bad!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I had a bad experience with Stilton soup once.
Now I can't eat hot stilton. It has the same smell as warm sick - that back-of-the-throat acidity...

Gah...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Well there's camembert too:)
With avacardo and cashews was surprisingly good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Nom!
also: www.b3ta.com/board/8698285

You sod. Now I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# godammit, I am an AMERICAN!!
Why won't they deliver to me?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
# aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Pfffffft!
silly, silly, silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# oh for fucks sake!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Evening all.


/edit I'm not really sure tracing him worked. Back to the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Sorry to say this officer,
but you're giving me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Dixon of Donk Green ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Donkson of Green Dick?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# correct.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)

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