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[challenge entry] Casablanca, Bogart in "check the cheek"



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this ad popped up too many times while I was browsing for a good image to be shopd



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(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Expertly done
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Beeyootiful *CLICK*
might put off putting mine up for a bit now :D
EDIT: Indeed, Bravo Joliet!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Expertly!
The lighting's all wrong. My illusion of reality is shattered.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It took me
less than 10 mins, I'm supposed to work... instead of btard shopping.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *glowers at wheelybird*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# "Play it again..Samantha,Katie,Julie,Sarah, Doris,Mary.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bloody hell, that's OUTSTANDINGLY 'SHOPPED!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# He looks very downcast for someone with such a splendid job.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Well, if he looks upset, it's probably cause there are no dudes in the lineup.
Bogart was into dudes, wasn't he?

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of Cary Grant.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Made me laugh like a whatsit...


In other news, I might try to actually get some work done today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# A Cheesey corn puff?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Do you have a copy of Fly Fishing
by J R Hartley?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# How odd.
That advert was just on the colin murray show i'm listening to on listen again.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It was also on horrible GWR this morning
my car radio can pick up that station only on half my drive to work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Well he looks well
'ningles all. Anyone know any good free website template site?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# no, sorry
but I didn't want you to think I was ignoring your question.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# find a website you like the look of
view source

ctrl + c
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I'd prefer free templates as this is for professional reason:P
Plus if I did that I'd be leaching all their images:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# prooo-fessional?
stop making up words crazy person!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hey. It's not my fault you work for the NHS:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hey, we still recognise the word.
We're just unused to seeing it without being followed by 'misconduct'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# lol
that was the method taught to us by my multimedia teacher in uni.. ethics is a lovely place in the south of england.. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# how was it that hard to identify him in the first place? Surely not many people are that shade of green?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the eyes....
the eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# the Ives..
the Ives...

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# the mstandots....
hmm..
never mind.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hehe.
Pretty useless as a word, is my username!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] This is from... Ma... Tilda.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hehehe.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It's the future of dance...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I don't know why
but that's made me giggle like a loon!
Edit: actually, I think it's the floppyness of the hats!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ooh crikey - Thanks! I hadn't even noticed me candle!
*celebrates*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Your candle facts are a bit depressing.
Apart from legalising bumsecs.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# they are, rather, aren't they?
I'd best open another beer after reading that lot!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# thankyou kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# happapapapy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
There's been a few this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# But is it big endian or little endian?
TELL US WE MUST KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# It's clearly both...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# What a fantastic looking party.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
You loon. Where've ya bin Moley, az bin a missin' ya? You ok fella and how's yor wee ickle boy? *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
Been a bit busy this week... Boo!
Baby Moley is fine and dandy, thanks for asking. He's just so much fun to be with. A little, smiling bundle of joy!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Bless!
I bet he's lurvely AND he's got a cool dad! It's a win win situation :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# revenge of the nerds
is such a wonderful film :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# NEEEERRRRRDDDSSS!
(Ogre)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Well I like it,
Sneaks in a gayshift pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *runs in panting*
i'm back!

haha!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
ing s
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# less chafing that way.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Your boss might consider it less professional though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# :P

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
You know how to wind them haters up, don'tcha.

Some Chloe hidden links would be so perfect.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Poor that squirrel's back. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *cough* skunk *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# you has weeeeed!
I'm telling!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Next time
Use a bong
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# If this is what whining gets you, I'm gonna have to start whining at everything :D
top stuff as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Refused at the peak of their fame playing to a group of capitalist pigs
Although I dont think it matters what I say because I get the impression JJ has me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# They are a little on the large side
but it's a cartoon, so I'm not going to say any more about it!

Bring back pictures along the vein of the juicy octopus!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm not even going to post an ironic reply mentioning how I'm not going to whine
Because that would be immatu-

-Oh for fuck's sake.
(__, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Some things can never look out of proportion
...even on a squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha!
Motorboat! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# is that some kind of hip slang
for a rude process of which I am unaware?
Can we have a puppy today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# This from Urban Dictionary
"The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor."
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# right then
I may give that a try later. My dimesions are much along the lines of Chloe.

Except a bit less pert.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# do you have a long enough neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# apparently I have a pretty short neck
I might have to ask someone to help me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Does your blog really only have one post?
I went to Weston once, while the lido (and pier) were still there. Live in Bath now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yes it does
I fired it up in a fit of enthusiasm, and then found nothing that really annoyed me for ages. There was something the other day, so I might get back on there and update later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I like your drawings.
They are marvellous.
I like anthromorph-a wotsit.Didn't do Disney any harm.
I always presumed, the squrrels with tits was ment to bo tongue-in-cheek.
I can't believe people take offence.

Keep it up JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# anthropornomorphic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Look at the engines on that motor-boat!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Brblblblblblblblblblbl...
....blblblrrruummmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ah! Hallo, Sir.
Not seen you around for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I love this
Never fails to make me smile!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Last night, I had some sort of half-hearted filthy sex encounter
with Clarissa Dixon-Wright - the alive one from "two fat ladies".

Fat girls get wetter.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Yes, but it's mostly sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Bless.
It's cuddling a couple of cute locorocos.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# YES! IT'S PORN TIME!
FURRY PORN TIME!

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Furry porn time can be all day long
with the power of FurNet(tm)


No. Really. furry.wikia.com/wiki/FurNet_(IRC)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hello buoys!
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# oh lordy.... hahahahh!
*awaits Steven Seagull pearoast*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I'll give you this instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Ah, gnopsery
how I missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ooooh...seeing as it's you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahah, that's the one :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Put on your eye-shades, plug up your years, you know where to put the cork!
(Virulent, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ning board! which way to hull?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# First thing I see when I log on.
hahahaha

ya bastard!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)
# A brown warning
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# "It just slid out"
one of my fav unshopped pics ever:
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :D
wotup bitches..? I'll be taking that ice!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *has his zig on his hip with that extra clip*
*would rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6*
*will sign his name in the book at your funeral*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahhaha!
bbc news website is getting better... in the popular stories panel, one of them is "Brothel industry is 'spreading'" :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Curses, beaten to it!
Fine, if that's your game, have a click.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Veni, Vidi, Vici!

I came, I saw, I'll get my coat
(Virulent, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# If the Bible was written by Quentin Taratino
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# silly noah rainbow is not a miracle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Supposedly there were no rainbows ever before the flood, though.
So I suppose God changing the properties of physics to introduce light refraction would be a miracle (if it wasn't such a massive load of bollocks).
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# you'll be telling us God didn't create Bristol next
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# That is correct.
Richard Dyer did!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# it must be fact if it's taken from the big book of exaggeration
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
# The bible?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# We can't take for granted that the laws of Physics are constant and always have been.
Much as I find them hard to believe in, Science can't disprove most miracles.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)
# But there are no such things as miracles
its only stories in a book and therefore nothing to be disproved.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)
# How do you know there's no such thing as miracles?
There's a limit to what Science can prove.
I don't believe in them either, but I'd consider it arrogant to say there's no possibility of them ever having happened.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I'm not being arrogant as i can't prove anything either, being only a humble b3tan
but miracles as in the biblical sense are surely nonsense. Miracles as in someone surviving a terrible illness (when they really shouldn't) exist of course, but then its not a real miracle is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)
# They're probably nonsense, sure.
And there's probably some rational explanation for why one person survives when others don't.
But it's impossible to be certain about either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# True
*gets off soapbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'll get off mine too.
Sorry, I love this kind of argument.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# like the 'miracle of childbirth'
yeah - that's never happened before

there ought to be the 'miracle of having a dump'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
I have a miracle dump after ever kebab as in 'its a miracle my guts didnt come out with it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# But that's not how burden of proof works.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# So Science is now in the habit of saying
"I've never seen it happen, therefore it never does"? Noone told me.
Religions tend not to care much about proving things, they go by faith. Science has to prove anything it wants to say.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Funnily enough
These are, near enough, the words I used to some colleagues of mine as I managed to get a story about them in the newspaper and all they could comment on was typos and minor factual errors.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# kick em in the nuts
they'll never learn otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Will do
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
someone listened to meee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# and it would have a cool soundtrack.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and another
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you could have put this in your own thread.
down there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# yes
I could
but I forgot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yea I'm sure you did
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# point taken- another roast
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ...and another
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuucking hell!
My manager has just come out to see why I burst into laughter!

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# thanks :-)
I have many more...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# For this compo
could you do something with your "sock" and that scene from the film Scum with the snooker balls?

I'd try but I ain't got the skills :(
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# can't see it happening to be honest :)


but you never know ;)
(if I find a good still from it then maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ok
Just a thought :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, just off the Bath Road......
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# what a feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] shameless roasted pea
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# You misunderstand. *I* am the master.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i read that too yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Squash court number 2 was Luke's least favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
edit: also, those people are *really* pink
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Wonderful Barb!! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
# That is brilliant.
(davywavy, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)
# brill
iant
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# You absolute cow
I will not forget this
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# It's the smell of victuals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8711925
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I would happily nyoms on an ape arm.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Smells like victory!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# this deserves a special prize :D
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you ever had your tits weighed?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# WAHEEEAAYYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] If it's bindun I will eat my hat...


*prepares salt and pepper for hat*
My webshite
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# well executed!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant! :D
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# That actually happened!
In some shots of the two barmen together, you can see the floor of the bar has been built up on Tom's side. I think it's in that scene where he does the twattish 'I see America drinking' poem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahah really? that's rather amusing.
Being a man of shorter stature myself find it interesting when guys get 'little man syndrome'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Awww, bless his little utterly-insane socks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# pffft ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# clever stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Perfectly woo
.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Sinple
yet brilliant.

Clicked.
(josef fritzl is sporting the spring/summer '09 folder look, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Probably the only compo entry which is actually true.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Great stuff
(moistness, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

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