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[challenge entry] ZULU: The empire strikes back


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(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# fight the Zulus, hence the name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I now find Esther Rantzen hugely disturbing
she needs to be darted and but in a cage, for the good of the country
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# DROIAAAADS! THAAAASANDS OF THEM
no really, I have no idea


also, I am downloading xp sp3, will my computer die?

will it? will it?

no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# sp3 is fine
my computer has not died yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# yay
also I need more rams of gig

and and..

I'm too skinted to get any, which is sad

edit: and, I need to replace my old 19" monitor as it is going into a kind of dark, blurred, pink sulk

I wonder if I should just leave it out on the street and see how far the local junkies kick it down the street
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i have know idea how much they cost now
i've got 1.5gb of mem and all works fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# old machine, £49 for 2gb of rams
cheap new machine £49 for 4gb of rams

old machine is costy :(

edit: ok, sp3 is download, tiem to bork !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# i am running xp with sp3
stable as fuck with 256mb of ram
my old p2 runs faster than this pentium 4 though
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# my hardware is made of string and wee
and is therefore, quite crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] is it extended?
fine, i'll link it for you
what a load of old wank...
(n0rt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ah, there it is
cor blimey

edit: dekion's right, that's far too big. could you link it please?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Nearly 1Mb too.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This isn't really extended either


And may also be NSFW and will link if 1 person says it is.

Edit: Jeebus that's huge!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# weird science
top film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# that's from
the woman in red

also with kelly lebrock
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# should i get it on doovd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I daresay, that on this occasion, one can see bikini line
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# the boys in the foreground
are the kids from Weird Science.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# oh yes
I see now
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# :)
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Ummm...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# no thx
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# NSFW?

It's a fucking link now. Jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# 525.51 kB ?
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Holy fuck, it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Jesus Fucking Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# old taxi gag teim!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ok
ta
(n0rt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Happy Face Icon


Next up will be Giggle.

Then Angry then Crying.
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Then pensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Then bored.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Then ambivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Then lonely, with a touch of manic glee.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Then jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Then destroyed by the breakup of a long term relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Then triumphant!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Then chewing a toffee eclair.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Then having just shat himself at work.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Then on becoming President of the United States of America.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Then happy again.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Then annoyed with people suggesting more emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Then spent.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then being Paralympic hurdles champion.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then eating a lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then failing at flan bakery.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then finding out the ex has sold all of his stuff on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then turning into the hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then foiling Sheriff John Bunnell (Ret.)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then doing nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Then going home after a long hard day at work and giving the wife a good seeing to before sitting down to a late supper of refried beans and raw bacon washed down with a rather appealing bottle of early 80's babycham in a teacup rather than a wine glass.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Then cats.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# YOU RUINED IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# How?
You were desperate for cats. I gave you cats. What's to ruin?

Please don't be upset Ttssattsr my dear!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *consoles*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *xboxes*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *Wiis*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# So this one time I was using Google Chrome and it made me tinkle a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Spiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Look how much room we took up!
That's spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Wonderful stuff :D
Have you not visited b3ta in ages, or have you just changed your username or something?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Been away for a while,
"working".

*shudder*

But back now!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Oh Christ D:
Good that you're back, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I give. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# (: D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Then cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Then cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# then figging
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# This better reach
All the way down to the bottom.
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Then having a guilty orgasm.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# then trumping
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Thenderbirds are go
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Um..
Maybe.
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Nice.
It'd look better with a transparent background though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The writers of "Wargames" began to regret casting a teenage boy
(ormondroyd, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# pfft!
this is a fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Didnt excite me
Well, it didnt.
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# not enough swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# wargames you say?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] spang!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# lol
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oh jeez,
that's horrible!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I mean, no I am
pfft. spazzfingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Hello Chap.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# That is so silly
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahaha!
I spurted beer out my nose, you fud.

Have a not suitable for it's own thread compo post which has nothing to do with what you have posted which has the title:

Thank fuck for widescreen!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Yarf!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I bet if mr motivator got really angry
he could kill a man with his bear hands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# boom tikka boom tikka boom tikka boom
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I can seeee the muuusiiiic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Hello Dekionplexis
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Ah, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# All winded uppa !
Boom shacka lacka lacka !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Another goodun.
When's ya book coming out?
I wanna buy a couple for my kids.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# :D
I'm afraid there's still a fair bit more work to do. I've got to re-scan most of the pictures, tidy up the imperfections, get copyright permission for a few of them and then upload them all to lulu. Could take a while :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Thats Christmas out of the window then.
Thanks fucknugget!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Something I drawed last night!


Whilst watching Blade on Film Four!

I don't know why, but I had the idea of my character attacking a Hitler/Demon with the spear of destiny - thats why the body was never found!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hitler/demon was a Buddhist?
Edit: Nice!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ?
Is the the Swastika? I thought that was initially Hindu?
Did I get it the wrong way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)
# The left facing swastika is often found in Buddhist symbolism, yeah.
I think the Hindu one is right handed with dots in between?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Fair enough!
I even looked up the spear, but I couldn't get the swastika right!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Well it's rather more sinister that way.
(In the most literal sense of the word of course.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)
# True
Lets just say it was in a mirror?!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# don't think the dots
are necessary, but the main diff between the hindu one and nazi one (other than the intent when drawing it) seems to be the angle of the lines
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)
# This should be a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ^This
.......what? - I can say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Street Soccer II
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Haha :D
That is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ryu doesn't seem to think so
the nonchalant cunt!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# fuzeball
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Haha fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ooh
that's ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Bennet had a sidekick in the original....
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
#

Click for Full.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Recycling:
i just did a poo and it was so big it made me cry and i caught the first teardrop on my finger and licked it off

No, that didn't really happen

Also: Woo to the pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I used to have a bouncy ball with a face like that on it.
It threw off the trajectory, and I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Did it burn your neck?
And yes, i had one aswell it was orange, from JJB sports.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Mine was the same colour scheme you've got going on there, only marble.
Thus, I cannot condone this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ah, darnit >:(
can you critisize it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Yes. Your picture would be a shit bouncy ball.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Hmm, I had one of thems.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# They were fucking shit.
The face was rather badass, but it was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I think mine was a massive eye-ball.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Was it in the eighties and were they called Mad-Balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Ahha, yes. It was my brother's and I used to play with it in the bath.
0_o

meatbun.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/madballs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# pfft
silly twat (her, not you)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# September is mug appreciation month.

Appreciate your mugs, they get angry otherwise.
MUG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
*tries*

nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I heard they fly of the handle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I almost fell for that pun
But luckily, I'm not a mug
(__, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# If anyone makes another pun, I'll smash you all in the fucking face.
With a mug

lol.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# cup aload of that.
settle down me ol' china
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i've got a CUPple
but i'd better not...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i love these two
would you pleasure me by doing an entire series based on the humble mug?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ^ this, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Way ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Best news ever
*hugs for slightly too long thus causing an embarrassing silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# *appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Confabulations on surviving another year b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *b3taday hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday :D
*pats on back*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday you wonderful chap
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# hello mug
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Fact:
My mom and I LOVE mugs. We don't have space for a big collection, tough. Sad :(
I love these two pictures, they make me happy :)
(Nissun, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# you spelled 'mum' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I just can't distinguish american and british english
I'll let YOU know when you confuse mexican and spanish. ¬¬
(Nissun, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# MUG
mug

mug
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yay!
they hate it, they do
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# off to work now

i'll leave this badly done shite behind.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# The best the best the best the best the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *gives a baby booze*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Y' can't give baby booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# oh how we laughed.
Early 90's British comedy was very good - I vastly prefer it to what is on the tellybox now.


(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Your baby's got some booze.

That's not a baby, it's Michael Winner.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# LICKY KICKY DOG!
DONKEY!

Awesomeness!

Does anyone know of wether there is an artbook or something of vic reeves' bizzarre drawings in? Id love to pur-chase it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Donkey were bakin' a cake!

I recognise the foot on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# YES!
GEORGE ALAGIAH'S MECHANICAL WANKING SPANNER 2: RETURN OF THE WANKING SPANNER
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# That is boss.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# DONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh!
I saw Uncle Peter live once. He's a genuine mental. He broke his drumkit playing it with a plank of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Charlie Chuck? :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44v9baJa4E
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Donkey! Yer Cakey Pig!
Don't send me back to t'daaark place!
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# This is amazing!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# must.....tear......eyes......away......
Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Laurence shouldn't have worn Old Spice!
(Virulent, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahahah, excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, that's good.
That'll learn 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha! yay!
i'm reading that at the moment. it's a fantastic book. i would have read it earlier, but i was put off by the number of hardcore nerds that rate dune. i'm embracing my nerdery
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Pride and Special Brew


Tramp is saying: Arghffayyo faaggiinn bbassstds.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
new golden lightning mead!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# also - I'm really hungry,
what would people suggest I should eat to tide me over until I get home and eat mah tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Coffee and Ja'fa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you have anything in the way of a savory apetite
satisfier?

also - thanks -- I was thinking of wall nuts or chestnuts or nuts of some kind. I have nuts - no jaffa cakes though ... I could got and get jaffa cakes and then I would have some...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
is he not indicating his preferred numbers of girls and cups?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# perhaps it is some indication yes...
...or he is reminding the director how much he wants to get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Its tramp-o-claus!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# aaaw I've not seen him around here in ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha!
that's a splendid
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] extending album covers again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I always knew there was something else to them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Rhinoceroses can do that from both ends...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I see.
And with a squirty trunk they can be the cause and solution to all your fire requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# pff
☺
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
FIREPOWER
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I survived CHBs Bash!
Though I'd better join this to see what the fuck everyone was on about at CHBs bash last Sat? I'm the bass player in his band in case anyone was wondering? Good to meet a lot of you who were there? Some of you....well it's debatable? ;op
(Hairy_bassman HBM, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I think you want the /talk board :)
That's where the CHB lot are.

www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hooray! /edit - not really feeling harsh but
a chance to use this, so soon after I made it...


(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hammer Time!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Quickly, post a picture of it and you won't get flaaamed!
Hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Also, what's with all the question marks???
???
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# His tone of voice goes up a third at the end of sentences?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Could be Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I don't know?
He's probably just got an annoying voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I wonder if he's Aussie?
Like some of the others on the board?
Like Kylie Minogue?

(Question marks are fun?)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# NO
it might be fun ? to put question marks into your sentences? But have you considered this?

IF IT'S FUN TO DO AND IT FEELS GOOD IT'S PROBABLY SINFUL AND WRONG!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Question marks have invaded your post
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Bonne Mamon jam is nice.
However, that jam is mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Aubrey jam is my favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I've never sampled it.
Where would I come across such a conserve?

Dammit, gotta go to work in a minute :(

Edit: gotta go to work Now. Bye board x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hello to you!
I find it hard to believe you'd join up after seeing a bash. I suspect you are some kind of Internet Assassin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# feel the love
FEEEEEEL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# oh dear that's too funny
*wipes wee up
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# who the fuck's CHB?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Capt Hood-Butter, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] no idea...


Click for bigger (268KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# RIS
explain plz i haz teh thick
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I have no idea
I just wanted to make a random
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I like it
It be right horrorshow, and made me arf.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# why spank you
spank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

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