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# this was an actual news report earlier on today


actual story, with no words altered

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7597232.stm

It's always nice to hear Radio 4 'AM Show' hosts presented with a cost list for sexual services, and always welcome to hear the term 'Anal sex' on Radio 4 before 8AM :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# aren't we all getting a tax rebate?
i know what i'm spending mine on :)

actually, i can't enjoy sex unless the price is emotional rather than fiscal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# motherfucking petrol, in my case.
does anywone brew moonshine round these parts, so I can run my car on methanol instead of super unleaded?

/biofuels blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# But you've got a thirsty car.
Ning 'G'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 34 mpg tops
if I cruise at 70.

Bit of a pisser when I'm driving through 20 zones outside of schools but HEY, I'M SAVING THE PLANET, YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# £30 to fill mine from half today.
Bargain, in this day and age!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you drive a
bmw icmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Jeebus,that's more than I drink.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i'm considering biodiesel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Fistal?!?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# evening sir
'owt on?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Chillin' out,maxing ,relaxing all cool.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# what was your big milestone post thing?
i missed it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# it was rubbish
i'm going to have to do it properly for 50k
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i thought you and him were going to go mental
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# there's a song all ready
just need to do the video
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# in the profile i see, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# the 45k isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# think the Cenobites from Hellraiser
with no implement left to torture with but a potato peeler
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Only those within a certain wage bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I like soup
5
and happy b3taday bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 5?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Somebody's nicked the 'C' from the Coral betting shop down the road
oh how we laughed today.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# That's pretty shocking.
My mate runs a brothel and you'd be looking at least double that, if that's your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that rate is probably for a ded horse's anus
it's abit like saying you can get Tesco Value beans for 7p a tin. Yes, they're beans, but......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] It was funnier in my head
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Actually it's quite funny out here on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Apologies for the VBDC

I'm no good at freehand drawing.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaahahahaha
i'll leave this here to prevent threadwastage:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha ctrl-v etc.
winner!

you helmet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This word is not used enough as an insult
good work micto
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Ha Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe :-)
good on yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hahhaha
I can't see mine staying top for long!
Surprised it has this long really.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# yours is fucken ace
i've clicked the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Thank you sah!
And like-wise!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# In my head it should be...
Turn Red-eye on!!!

You jack of Clubs!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
FPNAO
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# in a non-threadjack way
i'd like to say this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# burger breath?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# what about him?
He was the best shopper.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# so burger breath isn't you then?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# blimey!
not even close! I worshipped his skills! And imagination.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# doesn't look much like barrow-in-furness bus depot to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You've just made me laugh with that blast from the past

Well done...have an opal fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I like to woo it woo it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# More
jokes that you have to be about 40 to get, please.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Oh dear me
I do remember that one! - Nice one!

*rubs joints*

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# An elegant weapon
...for a more civilized age.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# MUG.

MUG.
MUGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# nice!
my favourite is MUG. (so far) :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# the first was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# teamuch?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# aces
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I heard he'll fly of the handle

;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Haha, shush, you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I have ginger nuts.
I also have a biscuit.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Angry Mug should be on a t-shirt

They all should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Keep it up sir :-)
liked the 'boiling hot liquid in me skull' one earlier also , Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# :D
*obliges*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# lovely jubbly
it's obvious that you don't need any (PG)tips on drawing.



just R18 ones
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] H-e-l-l-o J-o-s-h-u-a
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# pffh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i shan't pearost my wargames effort from yonks ago
twice in one night, but it'll still be on the next page if you want to see
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] i knew 900 years old was too young....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaahahahaha
fcuking ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Mrs Robinson just didn't have the legs for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# how'd you find that picture of me?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# what do you mean?
I was taking the photos!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# when is my next photoshoot, and how's the last one selling?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# no one wants to buy the last one
you're going to have to go for a double entry on the next one if you want sales
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'm practicing with a guitar as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# book-keeping instruction video?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# DVDA!!!!
but is it possible?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Pffft
That looks like someone I know!

*uploads to facebook*
*tags*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# happy b3taday chief :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ew
:S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *squintathonic*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# is it art because you've made porn pointless
or is it art because you've used layers in photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# never touch photoshop...
porn is inherently pointless
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# do you just finish up enough on the magazine til it becomes semi transparent
layer it up and then scan it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# euw!
scanner crust!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# good for fanning those barbecues though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# it's art
because from a distance it doesn't look like porn, so may be the first SFW porn
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# It's as bad as filtering, surely. Layering images with low opacity is something anyone could do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oh sorry...
too busy being alive to make pretence of talent -seemed to work throughout the 20th century...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Anyone not lacking fingers, toes, or a head dobber can pick up a paint brush

but that doesn't mean they could paint like michaelangelo
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# a sculptor
forced to paint - but a genius nonetheless
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# and he was a wizard with nunchaku
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *goose steps*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# so many hands
so many
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You chucked image on to image on to image :S
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Okay.
Is there a point to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# is there a point to you?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I'm here to piss you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ahh
OK you win this round
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# is there a point to anything here?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# this indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I
sincerely hope not
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# anyone else
think this should be the new tenner?

piss hard to fraud
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# bah! to the layer dissers
I think it looks rather nice and the colours remind me of some Mucha paintings I have:
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# you own the original paintings?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i'll knock him out you grab the paintings
we'll split the proceeds 60/40
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ooh Gawd I wish
actually should have made myself more clear. I have some prints that were made back in the 70's and placed on boards and varnished by my dad so err... no sorry my mistake. But I did go and see some of his originals in a Mucha expo a few weeks ago. Rather bloomin nice!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Mucha's work is awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I can see tits and arse!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# heh!
they're the one thing I cant see
at least clearly! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I can ALWAYS see tits and arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I kinda like it....dunno why, but I do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# multiporn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# That's pretty cool, a bit like one of those cheap holograms with several different images
I keep moving my head around expecting to see one of the images more clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I like these.
Please could you show the source pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# oh come on...
find your own, you've got t'interweb
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Do do do doo do do do do do doo doo
Nice one Micto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Good stuff.
Me likey.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# AH!
Ya beat me to it!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I would like to see a full resolution video mashup of this
very very much

*debates how much work time he could waste on the editing workstation*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# get to it, little filthy mexican boy
or your family won't eat tonight
*cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I just had a thought:
If the LHC could create micro-black holes, could it be possible to create a miniature "LCH gun" which could shoot black holes at people?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Did you say blackhole?
www.b3ta.com/board/8713208
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That's what got me thinking of it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahah
Nicely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Micto, you genius.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] so that's how the demon made her do it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Yay!
How is the pea soup produced? Do I want to know?
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# well he gets the
*bleep* *bleep* where *bleep* *bleep* and a *bleep* followed by *bleep* *bleep* and your mother *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* horse *bleep* *bleep* nostril *bleep* *bleep* bottom *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and then after the extinsion of a highly select breed of bacterium the job is done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# yes
.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I have terrible images of pubic hair and easten europe all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# thats what happens
when you type eastern european pubic hair into google image search
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# does it?

*goes off to try (clickwhore that I am)*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mostly in keeping with the compo.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Excellent on a stick!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# That's rather fucking ace...have this woo and yay*


*oldschool
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# yAY
.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice...
I'll leave this here if you don't mind
(TenaciousA, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] He pulls the strings
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] If only he'd known...


Click for bigness (81KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# agh! fuck!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# My God it's full of Ugly
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Ha ha
Your tag line is better than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahah!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Dekionplexisfont!
Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# hahahahaah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# seems like 'deathstar day' today?
couldn't help but laugh at the antics of that 'Boro bird in Greece



original story here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7598614.stm
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# That's no looker.
woo.
nice mash
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Pearoast
No one noticed the goatse the 1st time

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# AAARG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# 10 Euros?
Bargain
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
best newsmash I've seen in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# mixture of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin
she deserves everything she got, the twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I give it a fortnight at most before she's back on the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Give her a pint of lager.
She'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Ahaahahah
*clicks*
"undue attention" *splutters"ahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# No reason
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# THAT'S NO DUNG BALL!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# 4 HOURS TILL TURTLE ON A BUS!!


www.turtleonabus.com/

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# haha awesome :)

but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I wish I knew!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ceci c'est ne pas paris.



Don't underestimate the Baguette.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# You sayin' the death star is shit?


Top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Ty mate...
Btw.. did you remember goliath ?

Well goliath was (they say) described as a kind of gigantic & scary &powerful fighter, but a shitty sheepkeeper killed him with a shitty small slingshot + a rock.

Well, actually 99% of people focuses it's attention on how shitty was goliat, because it was defeated by a shitty rock.

Did goliath + david story has some some casual, unexpected reminds to luke shitwalker & his shitty missle in the shitful death star ?

EDIT: shit typos, still remain my shit spell
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Get in the kitchen


Click for bigger (108KB)
(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] what
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This line was never spoken in the film
100% of FACT but woo none the less, although I'm sure you'll get nazi'd for breaking challenge rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *warm up the spangers™*


Click for bigger (93KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *Clicks for bigger*
*Looks*
*Thinks*
*Groans*
*Clicks "I like this"*
*Spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# oh dear lord.... SSSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNGGGGG!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# oh you fucker
SPANGangangangangangangangangangangangang
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# using the rubber
frying pan again?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ha Ha
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaa!
i have conflicting urges to chuckle and to fetch a frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!

& well not compo'd too!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)

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