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[challenge entry] Wookie Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Howdy Dekion, how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hello Chicago, I am getting drunk slowly.
Yaslef?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I am good, thanks :D
"Recently I emailed Geoff Taylor, an illustrator who worked on a few of my favourite books (http://www.geofftaylor.btinternet.co.uk/),
asking for tips on how to illustrate, because I don't think I'm very good at it.
I also asked how much a print of the Spirit Walker map would be, as it's my favourite map from the series.
He emailed back saying that he thinks I'm very good at illustration, having seen a webcomic I have on my website (http://www.clansoul.com/), and that my style has clearly developed.
He then told me how he makes some of his illustrations, and he also told me how he made the Spirit Walker map (the whale and seals are cut out from seperate paper and just glued straight on to the original!)
He also sent me a print of the map, which looks wonderful on my wall, along with a certificate of authenticity.
Along with all that, he gave me a card with a raven drawing he'd put in Outcast, with a message inside saying

"Long live 'Gimposaurus'!
Hope it all goes well for you.
Geoff"

The print is very high quality, and if you can spare a few pennies, I strongly reccomend you get one of these wonderful pieces of artwork.
Here's a photo of it on my wall, with the certificate and the card:

Click the picture to see it larger.
Sorry about the quality of the photo, my girlfriend used her new camera and she's not quite used to it yet :]"
~Me typing on another forum
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Well, you ARE Chicago Jones.
@:D

Ed: I understand some of this.
But it's always nice when you contact a hero and they send you stuff or they're surpisingly cool.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# This is true :]
Edit: Yeah, it is.
He's a really nice guy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 'Chicago Jones' is from this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=68yP0ggFvBs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Let's jump!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It's a great movie, 'Hollywood Shuffle'.
"You're crazy".
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# A poster called the seal islands....and he gave you a CERTIFICATE of authenticity.
What is wrong with the man?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ahhh fuck. *trashes own picture*
you win. wooo.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Simpsons did it foirst.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] as little miss sunshine drawn to an end...

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Dear Jesus No!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# wrong
wrong
wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You are a bad man.
A very very bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hehehe, he fucks children.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] And now Vader, meet my new young apprentice.....


Holy crossover!
(kwality8, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Um... Is that a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# yes.
that's why lego potter is smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# speaking of lego...
obey the law kids
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# That
is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hallo there Madamoiselle Marlboro
4 pics of you from London bash have now been viewed 850 times between them.

apparently B3ta likes t take a look at you... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Christ!
That must be like you AND four other people!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# my views don't add to the count
it says 'as viewed by other people'

You're pretty high up on the 'religious experience' search terms though.... they think you're touch-ahhhd by-ah the LORD-ah.

EDIT your top 4 pics number 470 views so quit whinging :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i'd like to say i had a favourite part of that site
but i don't

such creative use of lego too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# '...another man will rape her.'

harsh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i find it interesting the first curse to befall you is...
"you will get engaged to marry a woman..."
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha

Loving the brick testament though...haven't seen it in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I had one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences last night that alas will never be repeated
I sat in with my daughter and we watched Star Wars for her first time.

(This was only made possible because Casualty wasn't on, usually she's all into the blood and graphic wounds)

*sniff* emotional moment.

Woo pic by the way :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I have still
never seen Star Wars. And now I'm quite proud of that.

And 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# It's mainly because of the number of other popular media programs that make reference to it
plus you can forget Blue Harvest by Family Guy, and yet she loves Family Guy.

So it was really an educational movie from that point of view....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# nice work sir
it is exactly as you describe a "once-in-a-lifetime experience"
i watched with my son a while back and when he shouted "yay! darth vader" i knew we were gonna be okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i like this
Penguins are always fun
but what is wrong with her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# every one loves a cheery tomato
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
This takes me back to a happier time when vectors were a one thread a day event
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# when b3ta still had a s sense of humour? blimey yor going back
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Before Illustrator CS3 came out

with Live Trace you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# "And Andy Thomas from Great Britain wins the fire extinguisher for a leg 100 metres!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Watch me work it, I'm perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# SWEETYEAH!

board could do with a little cheery tomato
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# haha yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yay
cherry tomato is back!
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# new species discovered...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ARF ARF
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# DO THE DOOOOGGY BOUNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# huh?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Caaaat face
He's got a big cat's face
He's got the body of a pigeon
And the face of a cat
And he flies through the air
'Cause he's mostly a pigeon
Catpigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# that toon
is the sole reason that my cat is called catface :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
that's come out really well.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# pigeal?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I shall bring fish next time I head to Trafalgar Square
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# That's the bugger that fucked my uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# small raaaar

and good evening
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I rather loikes that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# thank you
muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# thats a bit woo
here have this

sry jj filter city... eught maybe I shouldn't post.. bah fuck it

edit : not that anyone cares but its barbie griffon and Chole. from jolly jacks "good girl"

edit 2 : whoops forgot the tail
yeah its umm not a human well not any more used to be a porn star strangely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# We do not need more JJ's, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Arfage!
Has he got pics of humans with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# don't be disgusting! What kind of perverted concept is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
Bill Oddie introduced me to it...
he is a bad, bad man :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Your work is really improving.
Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# sometimes I like to put in the extra effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# It's always appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# arf
innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# *Yiffs*
very nice & ta
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Nice.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# REAGAN SMASH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# reagan sleepy...
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Pfffft!
*mops up coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *Ahhahhaha*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# yaaahaaaaa....
....*yaaa*haaaaa*.....so funny....:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Top shop

evening!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Threadjack
My vid in links is suitably disturbing for fine minds.
OK I know that was spam, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# THEY REMEEMMBEER.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# aaawwww!
cute little missing link!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Clever girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# pff
next thing you know, she'll be opening doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# nice...nice...
...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# In my mind, this is the number 1 reason people get banned from pet stores.
 
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Because you shit on everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# That's a close second.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# You can't shit on everything!
I AM THE CUSTOMER I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.
You've not bought anything yet.
WHY WOULD I BUY ANYTHING? IT'S ALLLL COVVERRRED IN SHIIIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Paradox central.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Haha
I had an amusing time reading this earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Ah, I have that bookmarked on my laptop.
There are some brilliant ones on there :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Bookmarked.
And may I recommend Andrew Lawrence, who I stole that quote from.

He has some audio on Myspace which is the best. He starts slow, so persevere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Bookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# well there goes an hour
thanks
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Embryonic, Rockerbilly, Polka-dotted, Fighter-Pilots!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI7jrnvVMak

Ed: You talented bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Also..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtXQNmG_OY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# so
it's not for fucking the rabbits, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I try to clear rabbitfuckery out of my mind.
I think JJ is trying to put it back.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# he's a squirrel pusher and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# NIINJAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# This turtle is now non-microwavable.
Well done.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# You can replace the swords for cardboard ones if you wish to cook it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Turtle on a bus?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I've had 'Inner City Pressure' in my head for about 3 days now.
ED: also, have a turtle:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hehehe
he looks very happy though :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# it looks like you are not unfamiliar with the
non-Teenage
non-Mutant
Ninja
Turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more shotgun on legs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] i never did trust wallpaper...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# curse you, tic tac men!
*shakes flocked fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Yeah
Give him a good pasting
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I fucking hate that film, but I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i didn't even see the movie...
...but this scene is weird!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Believe me, your creation is infinitely better than the film.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# silent velcro?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
#
Is that Zach Braff?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# wallpaper is evil
your pic is goodness
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# 'Man commits suicide after watching Garden State'
'That could've been me'
(gamefanatic666, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# LHCse
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hilarious. Go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# It's times like this I wish my screen was 'Scratch n Sniff'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# it is
but you have to lick it first
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I cannae, I has tung-bunyuns.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# LICK THE PICTURE OF ARSE, DEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Ok..but if i like it, I'm blaming you..



..tastes like bunyons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you've been licking your feet again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Well, it TIS the season.
No, basically....

I have tung-buyons from the creamy-asses, and I licked the screen-ass, and it tasted like bunyons.

So, to sum up, LET'S GO CRAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'M DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I was the editor of 'Young Creamy Asses' for three seasons.
The vibes from the asses gave me bunyons of the mouth and foot also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# you make me wet
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# just because you've eaten
all the chocolate off the outside of your turkish delight, that doesn't mean you have to 'shop it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Chocolate on turkish delight? What travesty is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# fry's turkish delight is covered in chocolate.
however, it is not delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I see.

Ms. Mediocre loves fresh Turkish delight. And baklava.
She even started learning Turkish for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# i wanted to learn russian
turns out it's hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I heard that too
basically that it's quite unpredictable at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ha ha
and English is not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# english is a difficult language to learn
especially if you have to decipher some fucknut's butchered words.

not you, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# it's not.
it's like perfumed glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Shush, or I'll stand on your foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i don't care
i've got my steel-tipped slippers on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I bet you loved getting your lasso tool around that source pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# It could be a steak for all we'd know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No, I'd say it was a
misteak.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# It's my birthday today and I would have prefered a big pair of boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Just for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Thanks TGA,
That has become my new desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Awesome....phoaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# whoa-ho-ho-hoaaaaa!!
how I love to see those dark hard little beaks poking out like that.

BRB, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# happy birthday!
if anyone's got a link to my 10,000th post, you can have big boobies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# *feels excluded*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Well you almost did it right
this is a website full of tits.

Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I know it's not your b3taday,
but will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I'll have it if he doesn't want it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnnggg!
that is not fun for my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# LargeHideousColon
We'll all be sucked in by the brown hole it creates
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# i'm eating dinner,you cunt.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# that's just.......
.......NASTY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Two-faced red bastard

I like your style though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# He wasn't until he messed with some corrupt cops
He got stitched up, good and proper.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Listen up people: don't mess with corrupt cops, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# How is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# They hate them.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hellboy's cousin, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# i heard your mum is fit
pics?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# wah?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# two-faced bugger, ain't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Lemons!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i will take 3 please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *MEIOSIS'S*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# fapfapfap
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Jelly Baby Mutant
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *Meiosis*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ?
but I likes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Mission Lobon
Image Bash
(Kaneage imagebash.com, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Should have been a gay mag like, 'Young Creamy Asses', that's a goodun.
Good idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Mr. Cruise, would you please come out of the closet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Is he gay though?
I dunno, I don't really care.
Apparently Vin Diesel loves the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# All I know is he was in the closet and wouldn't come out
Apparently John Travolta had to get him out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# "Oh, ma God!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# young creamy asses? aren't you editor of said publication?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I left due to stress.
All that young ass gave me bunyons.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I can only wear sandals now.
Much like Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# put some shoes on!
fucking hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# watch out he'll spray you with his gay bunion lazers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# aaaarrgghhhh!!
*raises GBL shields*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Good lord!
It's true what they say about dwarves then?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# what?
they're really short?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# i loike how you made teh penis SFW!
:)
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Flee Domo, flee
fleeFASTER !





Download A4 sized card model here(720kB)(I made this)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Ta!
Took ages to do
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Ooh top Domo science!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
# cool

/edit: oh, that's right, I was out of printer ink :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Nice!
I'll make it and we can irritate the board with 'home made domo' thread :D

HomoDomo?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# \o/
Sunday night theme


Like Limes night
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# But better!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# neato!
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Yay!
And indeed Woo! :D

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# He's running faster than mine
Cats must be more frightening than ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# it was worth the effort...
...GET HIM ALBINO DOMO!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
#



/Ghost Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The SFW version...
(AdrianJ, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha!
i'd love to see him on a rampage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Ronnie Corbit on a rampage would be a sexy sight to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# wouldn't it?
*fantasises*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *aaaaaahHAHAHAHA*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
I was expecting Orville!

/while you're down there blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Haha!
:D

I clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# little? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Proper lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# so stupid...
...i just had to laugh!.......................:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ...in earlier news
www.b3ta.com/board/8719259
edit: how rude! woo to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
here's one of mine from a while back
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I was dreaming of this scene. Fucking remakes.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)
# A giant Michael Caine haunts my dreams, too.
And you're right about the remake, bloody Americanised thing that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I think I quite liked the recent one
wasn't trying to be the original
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You'll love the remake of Bladerunner then
It's Reese Witherspoon tired of dating real men in a heart warming romantic comedy.

If you're trying to do a different version why use the franchise of the orgininal!
Make your own fucking film!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I heard some actress got stabbed in Hollywood recently.
Reese... Reese...

(I recently got to bounce that joke off someone who hadn't heard it. Woo hoo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Witherspoon?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# No, with a knife
Ba-dum tish!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# /Robin Hood Prince of Theives blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *scraps plans of doing a new series of Three Men and a Baby in space*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman
With Maddie McCann?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# with ROCKETS

and tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# What? Maggie has implants now?
I thought se was now a collection or organs used by super rich kids!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# The tits belong to a Mr. Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Have a nice can of

Click for readable (100kb)

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)
# HOT PISS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# AHhaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Nice,
but its no Monkey Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# HOT PISS

I think I'll stick with Monkey Beer™

Its clean, crisp taste is just not match for Hot Piss™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# What is the logo below the text?
A jobbie?

EDIT: It exists! dailyfete.com/beer/2007/beer-review-golden-monkey-aka-the-nectar-of-the-gods/
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# \o/

Don't know about the logo though. I think it was maybe the Duke of Prunes who made the original.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Its a little monkey head.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# best marketing ploy ever
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# We Must Prepare


For Unforeseen... Circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Scanner darkly G-man?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i hate that bastard
but good movie there
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:00, archived)
#
"...some skeptics fear could create micro "black holes" and endanger the planet."

and of thes skeptics how many have any clue at all what they are on about. i love a healthy dose of scaremongering
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# They never ever mention that the black holes would only exist
for a tiny fraction of a second if they ever are created.
It could also cause dragons to explode out of Mick Jaggers arse, very unlikely, BUT IT COULD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Well, my money's on the dragons theory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I'd be highly amused if it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Welll done, Miss-ter PopeYo-da
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Good evening
Mr Freeman
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# i do science


thought i might aswell put it here.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# LHCb's where the antimatters gone.
Yo, board.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# yo
*throws up his gangster signs*
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *Sicks up a tesla coil*

*SCIENCES*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# SCIENCE YOU FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# SCIENCE YOU!
*FUCKS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# SCIENCE FUCKS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# YOU SCIENCE FUCKS!
/religious nut blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# SCIENCE FFUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# sup dawg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# foos be trippin'
WORD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# fo'shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Word Up G
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# WORDYOWORD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# "We've just invented Ebola and AIDS!"
(this am good)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Collision?
my prediction for the collision = a giant goatse will appear in the side of the earth and it make look like THIS www.b3ta.com/board/8719372
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# "Let's see what happens when we mix this red stuff with that blue thingy"

Can't beat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# thanks for doing so dave
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# man
that's some good science
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# More pointless SFW porn to stir up art fascists


Click for bigger (66KB)
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Soooooo.
In other news. Anyone got anything decent to post?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# absolutly
f all i'm afraid
or it could just be horrible
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# That's what I thought.
Pea roast thread to recover losses!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# K!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahah
My ex was a pagan dog:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Mine was a atheist pigdog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Haha woo

I mostly come to b3ta for the hatstand stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Seems fitting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Never have had
And I see no reason to change now.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# But you do that one with that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I have a question
The Silver anniversary edition of Flash Gordon has a loop of music at the menu screen I would like to use in a project I was thinking about

How do I record it from the DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# download VLC player
and use the audio capture bit in that. It's smart.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Or you could try humming..
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Play+Record:P
The first Pro Tool project I did was with Flash. IT's great as ther's no drums!
You may be able to rip with something like AVSDVD and the take the track off afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# total recorder editor
is good too
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Creative Recorder works for me
They have an option to record "What you hear"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Cool
thanks guys, stuff to go on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# total recorder editor
s a bit like that- ie you have to be careful what you click whilst recording or you get a sudden 'Ping' in whatever you is trying to rip off
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I disable all windows sounds by default anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# This
can too
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Funny, that's the sound system on my bicycle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Not me, I only have mediocre stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Not really. Here, have a Bob chart pearoast...


I just went into PCWorld today, expecting idiocy. Instead I found I was completely unprepared for the utter fucking moronity of the staff. I hadn't been in in a while, and didn't fully appreciate what utterly fucking low barrel-scraping they do for recruitment until now.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Always
stamping down on standards...or something
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I play a game
I try to be more stupid than them. I always loose
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Just been on-line
To find it tells me the store I was just in has stock of the hard drive they told me they didn't have.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i'm not sure it is SFW
i can see something...can't i o.O
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I thought I saw a bit of flangebum there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# A troll would'nt be a troll without trolling
or lurking it seems too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# oh, this again?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# fraid so
want me to stick black rectangles over it...if so, where?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# not
even just one big one?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# M-M-MULTI-CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *dons 3d specs*
WHOA!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# that is truly...
...BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)

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