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Quick and dirty and prolly bindun

But sometimes you have to do it to get it out your head

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)

Pfffffft

Brilliant *clicky*

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

Still Funny, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

Pssst

I know you've been to Derby, but you keep mysteriously not being around at bashes I attend at the last minute...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)

So, due to your last minute attendance

and my absence, you're inferring what?
;-)
The only reason I missed the London Bash was due to British bastarding Rail.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

what the hell?

you tried to get on a train in the early 90s to get somewhere in 2008????????????????????

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)

Well, I can't fecking remember what they're called

Great Western Cunt-Fucks or sumfink

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)

On that note

Was seeing if I could train it to Derby so I could drink more. Last train leaves at 9pm, so no. Although the last train actually leaves at 9.44. If I didn't mind not getting home till 6.50am on Sunday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)

*winks*

You can always share my hotel room, dahlin....

Edit: The train service generally is a bit rubbish, but don't bother with 'TheTrainline.com', it's shite.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)

Can't leave little one that long sadly

But ta ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

but he's got the baby to look after him

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

*applauds*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

very good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's not thetrainline that are rubbish

It's the bastards that are STILL digging up all our local train tracks and so running replacement buses of a weekend. If my sister wants to visit from Birmingham, it's quicker for me to go up and get her!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

That's completely pants.

They've been digging up the track behind me for the last 5 weeks, it's been lovely, those buggers laying new sleepers, track, ballast, etc 24/7.
It's pleasure to have the bloody trains back now, less noise.

un-fucking-real

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

5 weeks?

Pshaw! A friend of ours who lives about three stops up hasn't been able to use her local station at weekends since she was 17. She's now 23....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

i don't get

why they do so much main line work at weekends, rather than overnight, or during the quiet periods in the middle of the day during the week.

took me 5 and half hours to get back to liverpool on sat, including an hour to Gloucester as we had to go via newport to avoid the works

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

Overnight is a problem

Due to my proximity to the line.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

bindun :)

in one of the compos.

iirc the guy was using his PDA.

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

Damnation

Oh well. Don't get hummus often, shoulda known I'd subconsciously nicked it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)

bindun

but dont let that stop you.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)

*sighs*

And mine was with such little effort too

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

good.

effort is bad.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

effort is the thief of time

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

ah but

yours is different.. by quite a wide margin and thus stands out on its own..

otherwise we could all claim there's similar idea/image somewhere and then nothing would ever get done

edit: *click*

(eight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

bin dun

www.b3ta.com/board/8791130

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)

cunning swine :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)

I got a laugh out of DTH!

*proud*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)

nicely Mrs T

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

Om nom nom

Red pill, blue pill, who cares, just gimme some pills!!

Mustabindun

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

WOo?

I prefere Mustafa Bin-Dun myself.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)

Son of Osama Bin-Dun.

I should probably quit this lark, always get either a faceful of RISes or like... 1 reply (usually a RIS). *sniffles*

Least it got 1, so thankee? ^_^

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

hee hee!

om nom nom nom nom...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

this one is only for geeks

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

I see what you did there

but don't you dare tell anyone

EDIT: *waits for NOTROID*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

*waits for NOTROID*

IN THIS THREAD PLS KTHNXBI

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)

not the roids you're looking for?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

Notdroid

has trouble standing up.

(sjefke rejects Stan, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

Crikey that has given me goosebumps

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

I really REALLY LIKE THIS

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

Great stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

My word, sir

You are way too good at this.

Fantastic!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

wow! great stuff

try getting a tow cable around THAT fucker!

Just one more pass...

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

dyslexic...

took me 3 attempts to not read "tow cable" as "cow table"!

I was like, WTFs a cow table?!?

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

good lord, that is AWESOME!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

This one is majestic

well played.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

Run silent . . . run deep !

Aaaaauuuuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

this makes me think of the thunderchild bit

from war of the worlds

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)

it doesn't scare me

*hides*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

Holy shitbox

YES.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)

That is pure skill - nice one

I may well print a copy, stain it with tea for 'aged effect' and insert it into my late grandads ww2 photo and 'bits' collection which is kept kept securely in a box up in my mum and dads loft - just to freak out future generations of my family.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)

You may know about google phone software.

Looks good?

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

There's a Google Phone now?

fucking hell

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

Yeah.

To get sex lines you just put in the search term, and click "I feel lucky" - puts you straight through.

Etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

I know nothing about googles phone software

I'll have to google it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

Is called Android

and there my knowledge/giving-a-shit ends

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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

the logo looks like the one above

but with less cock.

(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)

2 for 1

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

bottom one = krull!

aicmfp.

Joyous as ever.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

I love these.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

girls for cup?

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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

your 2-eyed apostrophes

really bring punctuation to life :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Such a deal . . .

I'll take the whole lot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

oh I say

top shopping squire!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

ta!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

'Look, Sir - Droids!'

Excellent 'shop.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

Look, a penny!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

robotchicken was better

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

I sithed my pants

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

Excellent work, fellow,

Excellent work.

Have a click.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

that's laaaahrvely

*click*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

Nice shopping!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

hahahahha, outstanding!

however, I bet they still can't shoot for shit :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

I wouldn't shoot for shit.

Money, though - I'd shoot for money.

/bloody pedant blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

it's the law of Imperial Stormtroopers, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

and A Team villains

and Bond henchmen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

and the actual A-Team

(unless it's a cabbage gun being fired)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

I was thinking those EXACT words

get out of my head

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

no, it's comfy in here... lots of space :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

Quality work

TJ: Evil Henry?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

will be soon I can't help feeling!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

Would do it myself but I just can't be arsed

In other TJ: Oh noes!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

Oh noes indeed!

...and don't think I didn't notice you pasted the same link in there first time, young lady ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about 0:-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

ninja

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

Who, me?

Little me?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

comme ca:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

Wrong henry

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

I know!

god, you're stroppy this afternoon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

Am I?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Nah, was only messing

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Ah ok

Was worried. Didn't think I'd said enough to piss anyone off!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

Honey! :(

Never!

*gathers up for a big hug*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

I HEART YOUR SIG

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)

Poor Henry :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

hehe, the smell of impending doom

and a not very tasty dinner

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)

oh my lord, that's good.

80 bonus points.

And an Esler for you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)

gav?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

Quite so.

He's an accolade, don't ya know?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

Excellent stuff, sir

nice to see you back

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

ta :)

'tis good to be back

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

everythings fine down here. how are you?

yay to this^ , the stormtrooper at the back is particularly focused. I think he's seen a pair of mating womprats and is deeply, deeply disturbed

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

Marvellous :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

Good work sir

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

woo!

that's well done sir!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

When dark side YOU turn to ...

Shiny Black Helmet will you get

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Class

Just class

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

*swoops in for a hug*

TRELLY!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

Grunty!

Wait, that sounds wrong...

*hugs anyway*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

So, not found a reason not to be there on Saturday yet?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

*destroys Greys Anatomy DVDs*

Nyer!

Edit: That'll learn ya!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

Huh, what?

I just mean we keep missing each other. I'm just waiting to know why you won't be there this time :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

*pokes with a big sharp stick*

I'll be there, madam - I'll be there. *glowers*

I was there last year, as a matter of fact, and indeed the year before.
So there.

*flounces off*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)

The ears are simply wonderful

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Oooh imagine what would have happened if Yoda worked for the dark side

*imagines*

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

shiny black helmet? sounds like frostbite to me...

poor little yoda

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

Arf

The ears win it. *clickety*

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

Fantasitic!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

That is brilliant :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

ha!

magic!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

mmhmhmmhm

yesss

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

ST:TOSNG

Delurk.

(pasteytastey, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Nice and big.

Thank you.

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

hahah

Darmok and Jelad, at Tenagra.
On the ocean.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

nooooooo

not fucking this again.

then the rain came.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

when the walls fall

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)

I love you

I fucking love you.

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)

You too

in that "special" way...

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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)

Hahaha!

When the guns fell, hands round snacks.

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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

and I'm spent

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

0.0

Backs out closing door..."Sorry should have knocked"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

Do you spend a very long time searching for source images?

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

I must admit

I'm a bit anal

It was worth looking at all that softcore gay interracial porn for this.

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WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Watch out for that careless Wispa

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

I'm having a Wispa when I get home

They're back!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

Yup, they rock!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

everything about this is correct

ignore anything that anyone says

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

Lurking is underrated,

wouldn't you say?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

pfffft...

little on the large side there fella, but welcome, pull up, shop etc.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

somehow the seems seam forgivable

reminds me of 'let forever be' vid :
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmpxsk3dHaA

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

Pfft

Should've put Wesley in a red shirt...

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

pfft

why has la forge got breasts?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

someone's been swapping his frusli bars for wispas whilst his visor was off

thus giving him manboobs

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

Man boobs

Once he got those, he found it all the more difficult to roll under the shutter that seals off the engine room just before it finished closing.

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

wishful thinking...

although Geordi rocks the minidress HARD!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

seams a bit big, but well done for trying, anyway

:D
welcome to b3ta, stretch out a kitten and broil a stool.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

I prefer your retro geordie la forge to mine...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Top Stuff! He lives in North London and works in Meeejahhhh....

Like all the other c*nts on the northern line.

Oh bugger, that would include me as well.

D'oh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Geordie Geordi

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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

Relurk

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hello little fella.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

Definitely would.

Especially if it pretended to be dead.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Don't film it in Scotland though :(

www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/30/scotland_extreme_pr0n_law/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

First sharks, now...

Toothy crocs

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

That's an aligator you n008!!!!!!!11111111111!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

OMG ROFL ALIG8R U N0000000000B!!!111!!!!one!!!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

*Flops out knob*

Also, for the benefit of those who want this poster up in their office, I re-made it www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9547/1222784518/Belize.jpg

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

It wants a kiss!

How very friendly.
Totally unlike that squirrel I saw today that was desecrating a grave.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

there may be more of these

previously:

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

WOOOO

Hah

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

what?

i dont re-know what your talking about

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

You're le-oning out at bit far there ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

stop ronin

(moaning)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

J'accuse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

shut your oni-mush-a 3

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

c'est un missiohn eemposseebleugh

(my attempt at phonetic french)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

Reminds me of stage 4 or 5 on the drunken test:

You have an excellent conversation with a complete stranger at the bar, and you both agree that people are the same the world over, except for the bloody French.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

haha reminds me of brendon burns

everyone's allowed one bigotry. In case you're wondering, hating the french counts.
See how most of you are looking at each other thinking 'yes, surely they're all cunts'

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

Office Amusement

How to change the toner. Step 3 + dirty mind = must be the magenta toner.

In out in out shake it all about..

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

You know you have spent too long on B3ta

when you see CDCs & goatses everywhere

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

This

Is unfortunately quite true. How many lives have been ruined, destined to see greasy fingers and a ring whenever they are gazing upon a gaping hole, because of b3ta I wonder?

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

There's no going back

I was driving on the motorway & I saw a car reg plate RIS (or R15) and I laughed and laughed and laaaauuuughed....

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

i can't go past a morrisons without saying RIS?

and i actually us it off the board too....
i get funny looks off of non-b3tans.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

'Non-b3tans'?

What're they then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

the little people you scurrying around outside b3ta towers

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

'Out...side'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

i read about it on the interwebs.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

Why do you say it when you go past Morrisons?

just messing

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

Yeah

I seem to recall seeing one that ended in CDC, if memory serves. It did make me smirk somewhat.

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

Case in point:

The hadron collider pictures

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

pffft!

'ning missus!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

Allo :)

You to be at Derby this time? I saw there was some will he/won't he stuff going on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

no ma'am

*whips self*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

What?!

I thought you were now! With new jobbage and everything

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

you spelled hardon wrong

'lo Mrs T

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

'lo headwound

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

'lo trelly

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEL!

Ow's stuff?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

How's Battlechild Thundersteed?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

Fast akip having spent the morning with her grandma

Which suits me fine :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

quite...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

dickhead?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

eh?

you don't even know me!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

I meant the pic...

lol

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

*sniffs*

*wipes nose*
o-o-o-ok
tis captain magenta from captain scarlet innit!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

sitting next to captain ochre?

you know ochre?
That really common yellowy brown colour like sick... yeah thats right! HE CAPTAIN SICK.

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

haha!!

get in here captain puke!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

Indestructible Captain Magenta

office lol

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

he can be shrunk though....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

^this

heheh, I was up in the lake district about a month ago, and in some village/small town there was a woolworths with the L missing on the sign, so I HAD to take a pic of it :D

WOO indeed- it looked quite dilapidated

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

Have you used it as a "WOO" reply to someones post?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

nah, the shop front looks so grotty, it'd look like I was being sarcastic...

...so infact, perhaps I SHOULD use it as a sort of FAIL pic...hmmmm....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

I like the subtle in-jokery of it

perfect for flaming a noobie tuesday who hasn't read the FAQs

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hmm

They're always falling off our Woolies. Here in the Lakes. I think Stan keeps pulling them down.

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

that's how i made this -

the 'l' had fallen from my local woolies shop front:

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

hahahha, that was EXACTLY the woo pic I thought of when I saw the woolies up in the lakes :D

everyone must of thought I was mad taking a photo of the shop front :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

there's a bar on my way to work

called casa de crocillo or something

so it has CDC in every other window

need to get a snap before they sell the place to a new owner (closed about a year ago)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Pfft!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

Admit it.

You tried to stick your penis in there and now made an image just so you didn't look so foolish

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

Its hot inside the copier.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

That lowers the toner the conversation

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Well

Photocopying a bare arse just seemed so unoriginal.

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

Have you been putting your penis on a George Foreman grill?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

Yes.

To make it ribbed for her pleasure.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

and NO messy clean-up, thanks to the drip-tray.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

Yeah

I'm so proud of it, I put my cock on it.

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

I'm just confused

by our seton fire blanket.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

*Thinks...*

... thinks... thinks....

*gets*

DOH!

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

Celebrity product promotions that are oh-so-wrong, but feel soooooo right.

Ken Hom presents -

Cheers!

[Edit: Now with added optimisation!]

(Arktic, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

Nice!

Haha!!

(Supercelts7, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

Endorsed by Jonathon Ross!

Woo.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

And hoooj filesizes!

But nicely shopped

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

hahahah, nice!

~~but it is a little on the big side, best optimise!~~ top stuff!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

nice first post :)

tad big bit perhaps..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

I like this

but get the filesize down to 50k or under and edit it into your post, mate.

It'll endear you to eveyone. Also, Welcome to B3ta.

:0

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

Spang!!

Welcome + pfft.
Beware of the size nazis :)

(Cloudane, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

more cowbell

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqLLZQLNiA

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

Thank god he did'nt click on /talk eh?

he would have been lost to teh darkside

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

I started in /talk.

Well, I posted one image on here, then couldn't be ersed to do any more so moved.

Then I came back 'cos /talk's just weird.

Well - that and I made them all cry by starting too many threads or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

They just have conversations normal b3tans would not understand....

BAN IT!

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

Indeed.

About poo, mainly.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

the QOTW people are the worst

they all have zero posts in any board but they all know everything about each other

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

I resent that.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

then have some ghee

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61388/1222692974/iwanttoeatghee.gif

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

arf!

I like this.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

which one am I?

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

The cunt.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

his lips are not that big.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

surely not?

c*nts are useful, after all

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

A good point well made.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

So I'm a useless non-cunt?

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

with skinny lips . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

Phew

for a moment then I thought I might be Jamie Oliver.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

Even MoT would stand a chance of being 'not shit' if Oliver became a b3tan

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

*comedy trombones*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

'non-'?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

or a cuntless non-use.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

Get thee back to Ely, you inbreeding gyppo.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

Ely? fucking 'ell, he's the height of civilization

/from Norfolk

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

Norfolk:

Twinned with itself

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

What?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

Ahhhh, little Johnny Eck.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

I am just glad to be thought of as so special.

one of us...one of us.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

It was taken at the last bash.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

Hmmmm, no unshopped images please

I know full well you nicked that from a Norfolk family photo album

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

nothing quite like a close family.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

*chucks*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

ooof!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

eh?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

Is that Ian Botham, top middle?

TOP MIDDLE OR BOTHAM I DON'T KNOW I'M TRYING TO THINK OK WHAT IS A HOTSPOT NOT

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

He's gone downhill a bit.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

Gradients: the hidden menace.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

Pop Fiction

(Supercelts7, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

The Ded of the Rex.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

The Day the Board Stood Still?

nice one :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

ripped piece of paper?

srsly, this new firefox redex symbol is ghey, bring back broken pizza

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

ahhh, that's better!

~~redex (or rather a ripped bit of paper...)~~

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

edit this post and get rid of the gobbledy gook at the end

good stuff!

I like it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

yeah, its alright actually.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

I like it.

you've really captured the red and the x.
Uncanny.

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

I suppose I asked for it!

(Supercelts7, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

The Mighty Boo-ooshh

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

pfft

OOKADOOKA SOLO!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

CHOOTAH!

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)

I want the Gamma turned up to 50,000. No less.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

I can barely see what's going on. Looks a bit like RotJ in Jabba's Palace?

Amirite?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

yes

you may need to clean (or merely reposition) your screen though, it's very clear to me

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

I think I'm just going blind.

Cheers.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

Brightened it a bit

Any better?
Edit : And here's the bigger, colour version...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

I think it might be just me having trouble seeing it. Thanks for trying, it's appreciated.

:)

Yes, eveyone else can see it fine so I guess my eyes are fucked.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

colour?

BURN THEE WYTCH

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

hahhahahaha!

i really can imagine C3P0 shouting: "Because he's holding and old style acme bomb!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Ha Ha

you're my kind of scum (or whatever Jabba says)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

I've been working with Tim Shelbourne (he's an artist and writer)

so i thought i'd give one of his tutorials ago.

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yowzer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

haha

thanks :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

this is pleasant

could you link me to his tutorial?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

^this

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

I wonder, have I been put back on ignore :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Everyone is ignoring you.

Even me, and I love you.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Can't see me!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

GOD DAMN, THAT GMOS IS IRRITATING, ISN'T HE.

I'M GLAD I HAVE HIM ON IGNORE.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

I'll ask him...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

thanks x

he took me off ignore a while back.

I must have been in an amiable mood

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

haha, done, now we wait.....

/hope you're well by the way.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

I'm excellent, thanks.

How're you?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

fighting man-flu but very well aside from that :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

*high fives*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

This pls k thx by xxx

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

sorry was just

putting some spuds in the oven! i got this tutorial from his book - but he's got shed loads of vids on his site www.timshelbourne.co.uk/index.html

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

Cheers Mate.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

more than welcome

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

Localised Fog, Walsall Town Centre

print 12/180

edit: also, this is very good

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

my dad comes from walsall

fact :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

Wow. That is the best tutorial I've seen for creating a little drop shadow behind an image.

oh God I crack myself up some days

Very nice stuff, reverend.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahahah

the wonders of live writer :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

Can you link us up to the tutorial please?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

he hasnt got any print ones on line yet

but he's got some vids - www.timshelbourne.co.uk/index.html

:D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

any chance of a link to the tuitorial?

that's very good

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

its in his book photoshop : photo effects cookbook

but he's soon going to release a dvd of stuff - which should be good :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

good lord, that's brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

you're too kind

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

Kill me now

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

hahaha

who did the "I WENT TO BELIZE" one?

I had it on the wall in my office

"Have you been to Belize, then?" said some idiot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

Sounds like something freebs would come out with

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

10 points, guv

It was Freebs

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)

Haha, what a dork.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

*kills*

*regrets*
*resuscitates*
*dusts off*

sorry 'bout that fella.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

Don't cry for me, Agent Mulder

The truth is, I've seen it, out there

(

flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

on a simular note...

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

not worth its own etc...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

Deen and bun, fellah!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooo

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

landmark building in New Zealand

from last year...

(

tubaman, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(

WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

once upon a tyme...

I did once colour in a JJ.
And it was hooooge.

Click for bigger (91KB)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)

ooh you kept it in the lines and everything.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUNT?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I don't know :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

It's okay, I love you.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

check it yo'

*on the sides*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

*swoons*

You're so dreamy

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

you'll be needing form 3A-L

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

Frogs have variable kinds of eye types.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

KNOWLEDGE

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Shada, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Online solilaquy?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

almost, just without the misspellings.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

Because your flaps part in the middle!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

top colouring in

so when is the JJ board opening on b3ta?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

I think that would be nice

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

you do?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

The Jimbo Jones Society is now in session.

All rise!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

oh okay

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Shada, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

Just because you want aliased and primary.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Ha!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

POINTLESSLY FLASHING, TOO

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Shada, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh there is a point.

It makes it "lully" or "glomp" or whatever the hell they say.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

I like that choice of blue, actually.

I reckon you should try a bit of shading next.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Oh I did once, also...

Click for bigger (330KB)

Enjoy

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Needs more tentacles.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

You should ask JJ about that.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

I wouldn't dream of suggesting it, he would milk his teats with delight at the thought of drawing more.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

Nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

HURRAY FINALLY I CAN HAVE MY WANK!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

does my cock give a shit?

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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

you chose colouring-in over sand-pit?

I was always a sand-pit kid.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

Another quickie

edit: source

(Cybernetics luls, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)

is that the jolly roger under the U.S. flag?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

It's Hugh Dennis in 20 years time

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

It's a disclaimer stating the u.S. constitution is no longer recognised as far as the government is concerned

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

Don't you mean trade federation?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

Who would have thought The Gathering Shadow was senate redistrictiing!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)

Strange things are afoot here!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

you are currently outside the Circle K

aicmfp

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

Rufus!

Oh well, I'll just dump this here.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

hahaha

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)

hahahah, that's brill!

and the tag is damn subtle

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

Oh, nicely done, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

all the above comments have confused me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)

cloacal urn positron

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

A Conical Slur Proton?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

curmungurnurm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

Connie Booth's Pants?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

*spluffs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

And BANG! The flag is gone!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

that's a very tall thin stormtrooper you have there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)

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