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baby nightmare

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

TR4!

isn't it? woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Dave?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

I have a few triumphs :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

I have always wondered,

why didn't Triumph ever make a car called the Adversity?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

nice car though

... I'd like a car like that...

but I don't have one

I'd clean it and wash it and drive it and insure it and love it to itty bitty pieces and call him George.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Praps you'll get one for Chrissymass if you're a good boy.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

I'm not

I've been told as much -- I don't tidy my room

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Eat this worm and I'll see what I can do.

EAT THE WORM. EEAAAT THE WOOERRRMM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

that's not a worm,

it's a permanent marker you've stuck googly eyes to...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

Fine fine.

EAT THIS CUP. EAAAT THE CUUUUPPP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

you've been playing cricket again haven't you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

EAT MY BAAAAAAALLS.

:) No. Just really violent snooker.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)

do i look like a hungry hungry hippo..

ok don't answer that...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)

I am the cloud.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

which one?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

that one?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

Top left.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

good choice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Kofi,

a nan.

Edit: Oooh Michael Howard is talking about gyration in PMQs, its giving me the 'orn.
Edit edit: George Galloway should naff orf.
Edit edit edit: I'm shutting up now

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

would

(obviously)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Morgan Freeman?

AICMFP.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

If I could have another nan I would choose kofi annan because I love the way he would bring me up good.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

do they let you back into Parliament once you been on Big Brother?

... is that what happened with Mandelson? He was on Belgian Big Brother and now we have to have him back?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

I hear Jade Goody is now shadow foreign secretary too.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

ha ha ha

she just wants to help the Indians...

she's SOOOOO SORRRRRRY *sobs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

No, she's got a rotting cunt

She's not a rotten cunt

Edit: Sorry, that's really unpleasant isn't it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

the splasher

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Nicely animated,

but what??

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Just one cornetto

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

Having a pee....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Eh?

R-to-the-I-to-the-S...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'm going to go and have another cup of coffee

and then maybe the internets will make sense again.

Woo though!

*edit* bugger, replied to the wrong bit again

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owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

R^(iS) is in C for R in R

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

I couldn't cope with Maths beyond GCSE.

www.b3ta.com/board/8815204

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

actually i've just realised its a pointeless statement as R is contained within C anyway

ooops. It's not wrong, just pointless.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

And you fail with women?

It's a funny old world, eh?
;) Just joshing k3b/-\b. If I was a woman, I'd sleep with you!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

:S would you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Does it need to make sense?

Genius I say!

Whoop! whoop!

(Colonel Ratticus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha what?!?!

_{also the NNME picture on the pop board, why did no-one say its bin dun?}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

sometimes it seems rude to

I definitely saw one in the old magazine image challenge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

Yeah thats what I was thinking, its a cracking image, but there was one in that challenge

I dunno the rules of the internets, they change all the time

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

plus just because somethings been done, doesn't mean no one else is allowed to do it

when they think of it themselves

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

I assumed someone had

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

bin dun

hi-you could fill me in with "bin dun "if you would be so kind...would love to see out of curiosity..

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

See the 'Text Memes' here...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)

If you're asking about the original NMNE image it's vanished

The original thread is here:
www.b3ta.com/board/5931648

It was from this challenge:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/magazines/

(woo to all your animations, btw)

*edit* the Bindun was not your image, but one off of the popular board (the NMNE magazine one).

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owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

You are strange

And still need to work on optimisation just a touch. But I think you will do well here.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

to be fair its pretty much on the money, however the darling one below is too big and yet only 3 frames

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

how can it be 3 frames

with all that splashage

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

The fire one down there \/ which has now been fixed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

That's why I said just a touch

Not OPTIMISE IT OR GTFO

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

This place needs more Nazis

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

darling

mystery-i just downloaded darling and that was 357kb??lots o things i don't know yet

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

the post of alistair darling by the fire, its been fixed now, but means we've all still downloaded 500kb+ in our cache.....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

cache

ok-for a rough guide..suppose i uploaded say 250kb animations...how many of these per eight hour session would you recommend i upload, so as not to upset anyone/bandwidth/girth..

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

As long as they are under 250kb, and you dont post new threads constantly, It wont be a problem, theres no limit on posting

But if you keep posting second after second people wont be so nice :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

thats a tough question

I guess if you've made alot you could always link to them (if they're quite big) or reply to one of your posts with futher animations... but personally i try to keep replies below 100kb so the whole post totals about 250kb - but thats just me.
There is no exact answer to this question (that i'm aware of) but remember when you post something new (in a flurry) you push something else off the board

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)

optimization

is this still too large ?is this what you mean?--
just tryin'to pick up on this credit crunchhhh
ta

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Only by the TINIEST bit

But you do seem to be listening to advice, which is good. This one's close enough to guidelines for you to get away with :)

Stick around, you're mental

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

250kB. 256kB is not really a lot to worry about though.

if you crop the sides of the image a wee bit that would get it down.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

top tip resize image by 50% and use <img width=300 scr="image link goes here">

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

top tip

would like to know which programme or whatever
to select image size etc.cheers

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

What do you use to do these?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

resize is everything

i use gif movie gear...i can't"shrink"them but i can cut them(trouble with cutting is half the image has to be forfeited)...shrinking a whole image would be ideal

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

according the garmini website (or whatever)

there is a resize option on there?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

have you tried

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation ?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

HaHaHa!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

brian blessed

....or his twin

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

pffffahahahaha!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

you're still overstepping the limit a bit chap

make them smaller (not as wide), reduce the colours, that sort of thing.

The humour will still come across fine

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

heheh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

I enjoy this more that I can express.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

nice

(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hahahaha

no sense is good sense.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

I dont really understand this

..but I like the way the cone resembles buttocks.

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killeroo is down to just his socks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Safe as Sterling

(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

my internet hurts.

EDIT: YAY!!! have a click for unhurting my internets!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Blimey yes.

averages at about 120k per frame...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

I didn't know 120k

meant so much to anyone

(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

It isn't the frame size per se, it is the overall size.

But some people are on capped Broadband which can run out pretty quickly on here :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/trustdarlingkd.gif" />

Edit: The above should sort you out :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

bank

nicely nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

not to long now

until the americans have the amero,eek nwo you evil buggers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

...Goat?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

what's with all the animations done so big?

There is a limit of 250k for anims, not a guideline, a limit.

Just make it smaller - 300 pix wide will probably be enough. Just because the Front Page is now 400 wide doesn't mean everything needs to be.

*Edit - cheers for resizing :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Well said sir!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

Noel doesn't feel too good

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Adblocked.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

No Deal.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Nor do i now

Sore brain

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owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ouch

you knobber.

I'm going to be feeling ill all afternoon now.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

deal or

ok noel i'm ready for the question now..

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

All the cut will be absorbed

by it been a dog

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

Our survey said -

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

Healthy Eating?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

RIS

I don't get it.

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Fair enough

it was funnier in my head anyway.

The "M" is apparently a new delicacy from maccers.

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

This is the part where you explain it to me.

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

ok I've spotted the 'McDoner's' bit

Now to join the dots...

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

Ah and there was me

thinking you didn't know what an M was, when all the time it was an M.I. that had you foxed.

Myocardical Infarction - a heart attack

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

damn i should know that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

Ah!

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

MAMMARY INFARCTION: TITTY ATTACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

OK THE NEXT IMAGE CHALLENGE IS TITTIES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

Heh heh, obscure :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Methinks

a tad too obscure. No?

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

Tis possible

I am aware of what both the M and an MI are. Perhaps not everyone is.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

*hold hand up*

Military Intelligence
Mobile Internet

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Myocardial Infarction

Heart attack

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

OH OF COURSE

HOW RETARDED OF ME. ;)

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Masturbating Indians?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Manatee Igloo?

Muppet Icebath?

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owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

you wouldn't get to put my mum's dog in an icebath.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

I hope we are talking euphemistically ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

nup. mum's dog is named muppet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

*waits for tom crusie to arrive on wires and steal top of bun*

*waits*
*waits*
RIS'es.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

errr..... RIS?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

nah it won't do any harm

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

i know it's old news (7 months to be exact)...but IRONY comes to mind here.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/02/28/mcdonald-s-i-m-lovin-it-jingle-composer-commits-suicide-89520-20334016/

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

That is nut-slappingly

esoteric

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

Belated

YOU SICK FUCKERS, YOU ASKED FOR IT: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9547/1223466715/DSC00487.JPG

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Surely this should be a tit not an owl?

'grats

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

A sparrow is technically a finch.

Not a tit.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Raci ...

Geek.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

I'M TALKING NUDITY DAMMIT!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Right... I'll see what I can do.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

does it give a hoot?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Owl be quiet!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

to wit, to you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Its snow joke!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

i shall raise that piss poor effort with my member of parliment

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

No need to make this

Barn-y official!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

your burrowing deeper to the bottom of the barrell.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

And where is nekkidity?

Congratulifications!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

You really want that?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

yup.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

OK, done it. See my original post has been edited with a link

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

your sig is lies or those nuts are not yours.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Former

It just helps tone down the racism on here.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

quick, go smear vegemite on your goolies and take the pic again!

;)
soz.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hurrraaaay!

We love you mr. Gear

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

I wish I could "add to favourites" certain comments

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Congratulations!

EDIT why is it always congratulations for these milestones? Anything over about 5k should surely be either get out more or do some work ;)

*looks at own 6k+ posts and realises error of this observation...*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

how many am i on now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

Given that you tend to hammer out about a thousand a week you're probably approaching DTH levels by now

EDIT oh. A fairly modest 12k or so.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

GRATS!

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..wil, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Grats!

ARGH FUCK THATS HORRIBLE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Katies' grandad, Vincent...

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Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Well no mistaking where she gets her figure from then!

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Ratsta, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Just looks like Jodie Marsh now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

meeooow

also: here's my Manny. photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v71/210/48/61110502/n61110502_33159415_2653.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

You, Fu Manchu

He's quite a looker.

And meow? Come on, it does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

his real name is Hereward Feldwick

since i renamed him he has hence been known as Genghis.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

I just feel sorry for her . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

I know, terrible double standards

to be fair though, Marsh chose to pay to look like that. SJP just chooses to not pay to look like people want her to. Does that make sense?

Yes, I'm a bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Jodie "At least my tits are real" Marsh

whoops

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

no way are they real.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

not any more

she had a boob job done about 12 months ago (and admits freely to it)

but when she came on the scene she claimed that her tits were better than jordans because they were real.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

It's a shame she's got a face like a dog's arse

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

i do belive I would. A mate of mine would probably cum in his pants if he saw it. he has a thing for moustaches.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

What - his or his pants?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

that pic = almost insta-spluff from my mate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Insta-spluff

Best of all the capachino accessories.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

capachino?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Thread Jack

any Londoners want to make £100 cah in hand moving some furniture into a central London flat, drop me a Gaz.

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WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Iggy Pop?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

My new toy has arrived.

Click for bigger (202KB)
money well spent in my eyes.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

what a macbook with photobooth on it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

.25x fisheye.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

cool.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

ace!

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

heheheh seamless!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

how about this!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

LOL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

a pair of fake comedy lips?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Is it a scary-old-man-sex-doll?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ahhhh, you kissed the internet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

and he didn't even buy us all a drink first

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Lomo Fisheye?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

No,

that's just the way his glasses make him look

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

nah, 58mm adaptor, fits my kitlens.

About the same price as a lomo, but more handy and probably better quality.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

ooooh

get you ...

*covers the ears of his daft camera with it's substandard plastic lens and ill fitting fish eye adapter*

don't listen to him baby -- you just take some more under exposed and out of focus pictures which cost me like £4 each...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

haha, i could set it to manual mode and apply a big vignette in photoshop

possibly boost the red and green to silly levels.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

well

I prefer the reassurance you get from knowing that the plastic box you expose your film in was made in China to such a high standard that you need to cover it in Gaffa Tape to stop the light leaks... and that the view finder is useless beyond compare... that I often forget to set the focal length correctly so I end up focussing on what's in the background rather than the person

... my Holga is shit and I love it to pieces...

real photographs are boring.

also - I ordered some seriously out of date 120mil film the other day *super happy glee time*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

it's true.

I keep meaning to get my parents to post up my film camera, i want to stick some ir film in it. although i heard it's hard to gauge the light properly.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

I got one of them :D

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

*embraces like a brother*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

It looks like Mick Jagger under a microscope.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

BRISTLES!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

and the first thing you did with it was this...?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

wide angle lenses do little flattery to my bellend.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

/late

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahahah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Morning Dave!

How goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

not bad mate, off work today

how you doing?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yeah not too shabby.

Off work, but that is the same as every day :D I need a job :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahahha!!!! This is better than andy capp any day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

I wonder what she was wishing for...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

lol

x infinity

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

He should punch her more often

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

I don't think society pays enough attention to violent retardeds.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

they're certainly overlooked

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahahahha

that's hilarious

(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hahaha

mentalist

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Pennyunwise

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Quatro LOL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

TJ: i do not believe the phone convesation i've just had.

i've just had to call my personal tutor to explain that i wouldn't be able to make my seminar because my girlfriend has locked me inside my own house.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha

Misery 2: O'Bedlam

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Its like rear window in here.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

like this? I like a bit of voyeurism myself...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

I know those pants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

yes

I borrowed them from Dixy.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

there is nothing fwappable i can see from my window.

however, in another Hitchcock reference it is a bit like the birds. my mental neighbour throws tons of birdseed on the street everyday so it constantly full of bloody pigeons

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha

I have a seminar today that I don't want to go to, I may try that excuse...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

haha I locked my gf in once

and forgot my telephone, when I got back from work the poor thing was hungry and raged.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

i have only a packet of crisps and 2 bottles of wine

its all about to go very Black Books

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The wasps are your friends :DF

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

This is LONELY SOLDIER

My location......BOOK SHOP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Pfft!

I havent watched Black Books in too long!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Small, medium, Goliath or God.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

how many chips do you want?

40?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

This belt is made of real leather.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

are they leatherbound pounds?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Smoking makes you dead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

when y're y'know... doing your skinhead threesom thing in the middle of the night, do you get confused between your heads and your arses

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Millwall Millwall, you're all really dreadful

and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

this is you. tra-la-la-la tra-la-la-la

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

I'm sorry you remind me so much of him, if you're at all offended. I'm sure if I ever caught you in a bad mood you'd be Bernard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

i've had far worse comparisons.

i invite less of them now that i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke and empty wine bottles all the time.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

'i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke'

You caved?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

oh sorry, now that i'm NOT

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country?

The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face. "Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Why......why did you buy a wicker toilet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Uhh got to blend in with a heavy metal group... who stole some... furniture. Bastards.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Sat on myself to some extent...

We've got to stop this, we look like fools.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

I've been doing this job for tweny minutes- YEARS!

Twenty years. Since I was... fifteen. And uhh you know, it doesn't get any easier. That's why I've made my decision to retire. That's right, Barry, I'm retiring. Nogsy was my last case. I've had a hundred per cent success rate. I'm only getting older and slower. It's time for this old warhorse to be put out to pasture.

(had to check that one -- but only a very wee bit)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Tog o with your wallet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

You hear that? He's up there... mewing in the nerve centre of his evil empire. A ground rent increase here, a tax dodge there? he sticks his leg in the air, laughs his cat laugh... and dives back down to grooming his balls!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

What'sthetemperature?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

To 4od I go :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Guaranteed the whole 'what happens at half ten' thing happens

when myself or my friends ask the time and it is infact half ten.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

film it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Maybe you can meeeooooooww a lot

and get your neighbor to do some food shopping for you.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

PARTY!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

her surname wouldn't be Fritzel, perchance?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

too soon?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

not soon enough

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

oooooh personal tutor

surely the butler has a key

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

bwahaha

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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

oh hush, its just a university title

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

posh git.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha she's made you her bitch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Literal translation of the word boyfriend, I believe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

No you're looking for

"Psychotic egomaniac's carer."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

6 of one, half a dozen of the other

as long as my dinner's on the table at half 7 I don't give a shit what he calls me :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

nope, in my dictionary that's "friend"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

don't people have mutual respect?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Sigh, tough crowd.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

With each comment you show more and more

your naivety when it comes to relationships :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

im begining to think i just shouldn't bother.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

What?

Did you think there was no price to pay for regular action?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

surely you should at least like each other and get along.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ideally, yeah.

But one or the other always wields the power :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Warm and wet orifices to be paid for in

-listening to our whining
-fetching us tissue when we cry
-knowing what we want at least 10 minutes before we do
-chocolate cake
-quavers
-congratulating us for completing games on the ps3
-reaching things
-opening things
-squashing things
-mending things
-programming things
-finding things we only just put down a minute ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

agile tounge to be paid for with:

not being a completely childish pain in the arse.

The rest I'm cool with,
-I can listen to whining all day, I have to listen to my own too, you know.
-yep I always have tissues around.
-of course, I can even convince of you what you want.
-can bake it
-yup and semiquavers, and rests and crochets...
-you have a ps3? SCORE!!
-im taller than average
-yep, got an opener on my keyring
-i'm heavy enough, i'll just sit on it
-yeah, had 20 years training
-MATLAB, FORTRAN, BASIC. and a tiny amount of C
-probably can manage that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

set fire to the place, let it burn to the ground, die, and then see how sorry that bitch is!!

EDIT: disclaimer: this may be a little extreme and the wording could be considered offensive, but it's all for comedic effect.

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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

that'll show her!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Or just smear shit on the walls and wank furiously all over her clothes

There are few better ways to say "I love you"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

its my house though...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Sit at home and do absolutely nothing

except watch shit TV, play xBox, surf b3ta and watch chocolate.

Guaranteed to piss of any girlfriend in the world....

(Well, mine anyway)

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

I LOVE watching chocolate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

me too...

note to self, always read post before clicking post...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

thats what i do anyway.....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Climb out a window

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Good advice,

provided he doesnt live on the 10th floor of a block of flats :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ive climbed out of loads of windows after getting locked into houses, its easy :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

arf!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

haha ver'clever.

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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

who's this, darling?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I believe it's Gordon Brown under there, sweetheart

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

ah ok. im not exactly familar with all the british pollies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Very clever, these clowns.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Enough of Palin, here's...

Whatshisface. That other guy.

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

nice, but spacky :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

just like you lolololol

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

not to many people would call me 'nice'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

how about "Acceptable"?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

usually with 'barely' in front of it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

"persistent"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

"excitable"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

someone called me 'unenthusiastic' today. not good as he was assessing my tutoring :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Jack Nicholson?

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Thinker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

:D disco!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

whahahhaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

he's puttin a donk on it!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahahahahah! that fucking song..... and I use the term "song" very loosely...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

HaHaHa!

Greatest post... EVER!*
*May contain LIES (but it's still very WOO!)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yay!

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..wil, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahah, that is all kinds of win :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Jobshunting

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Have some househunting to go with that

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Obama made me do it!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

god damn, shot will fingering his arsehole, that's a bit rough.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

LBW ?

(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Stupid bitch!
Whallop!

EDIT: 'tis a bit MAHOOSIVE!!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahaha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hats off to you, sir.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

haha!

I salute you, sah!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

even I know that's not where you fist a bitch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Excellent stuff!

Edit: The facial expressions are priceless :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahahhhahaha!

This is glorious.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

laughed my whatsit off

same as subject

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

pfft!

ace!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hahahahahahaah

her face is excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

maybe her leg had just grow

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hahahahaohfuckhahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

flutterflutterflutterflutterflutterCHOMP!!

Previously
man this is tiring!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

haha what

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

This is always happening to me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

'grats on Uncledom!

\\o/

I'm going to be a step-grandad next year! Thirty-frickin-seven!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

haha what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

here . . .

De-RIS

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

like is said earlier: OM NYOM NYOM NYOM.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

yay!!!!

have a click :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

hahahahhahahaha! Unexpected hippo head!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Awesome

looks like those flying heads of Labyrinth

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Wonderful

Chinese ghosts?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

'ning

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

Yes, thank you for asking. They're at the pub.

:)))))

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

getting a shot of whiskey from the optics?

/coat

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

you're a j-ocular fellow aren't you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I'm fed up with your aqueous humour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

could you be any cornea?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

too many cornea jokes

EDIT: damn you, O'Bedlam!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

i am the master, you are the pupil

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

put a lid on it!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

eye-lash-ally let that one slide.

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Just Flange, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

the eyes have it

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

~~average~~ below average*

I always know where my eyes are at 3am :(

_{*i totally replied to the wrong thing there. check me out, i'm an internet noob}

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

its cool i assumed you had.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

What I meant to say was HUNCHBACK EYE PROJECTILES

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

They're currently in an ocillating triangle.

Or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

I probably won't sleep tonight now :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

i thought he is making a phone call..

hehe

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

They are in your wardrobe, watching you alone with your girlfriend!

Did you see that Frank is playing at The Scala soon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

i didn't. where's that?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Here you go :)

www.scala-london.co.uk/scala/event.php?id=937

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

cool :)

also: vupload.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=37480586907

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Signed up :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

yes, unfortunately

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Wednesday Morning 3am?

last night I had the strangest dream

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

ning

these are good these are..tonic

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

~~average~~ below average

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

UNDERNEATH THE AVERAGE

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CRAIG DAVID SONG.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

at 3am, my eyes are usually on the bedside shelf thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

in a glass of water?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Well my actual eyes are useless without my glasses

so I'm going for the more useful of the equipment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

shelves are indeed useful.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Shelves, shelfy people, shellfish... all useful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

I don't like shellfish people.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Racist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

my eyes are in the back of my head.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

CREEPY GIRL.

Taken from a screenshot: www.xfire.com/screenshots/ttssattsr/?ss_file=e5216e82d34ac1b0f5b6ed7804e7ce924ba80bcc.png from the game FEAR. Which is awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

i didn't like it much..

but the pic is great :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I found that having to rely on the bullet time thing in all firefights made it all a little pointless, and there was not enough variation in the enemies...

that being said, it wasn't too bad; I've played far worse...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

no doubt, best game in recent years is

CoD4..

Crysis graphic wise, but CoD4 in overall

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

yay :D

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

In the secret editor's cut, it turns out that she died because she fucked a monkey and started aids.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

ur lyen

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

Well, it did open up some pretty major plotholes

the ending almost seemed to be just tacked on.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

WELL I'M ONLY AT THE ATC BIT. SO I'M GONNA CLOSE B3TA NOW SO YOU DON'T RUIN IT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Sorry dude

*spoiler alert*

The bit with the hopsital beds is where the aids story starts to unfold.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

ooooh, that's some top creepiness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

*love*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

~~awesome~~ a bit average

i just completed Dead Rising, thats pretty ace

also your picture is bloody awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

First one for a while

Too late to be topical?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

it's never too late

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/kamel.jpg

linked cos it's rather big
nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

I saw that the first time!

I think I'd only just thought of mine when it was put up.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

great minds and all that

and i have to admit one of the things i love about b3ta is you can guarantee that for 90%
of images that get posted someone has a skateboarding kitten to add to the thread, b3tan's have images for all occasions.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

i went to a "buck rogers" place

but then I saw that robot out of star trek

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

www.jeffbots.com/twiki.html

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Be very careful when you type the web address in...

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Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

lol

the stupid old cunt.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

someone

appears to have already given her a perl necklace. And a flowery shirt.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

and that look on her face is the slow awareness that her arse is bleeding

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

It's phrases like this

That make me wonder why I come to B3ta.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

for the overt anal sex references

and cake

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

And the inference that somewhere, possibly

There might be someone who loves me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

awwww have some cake

and some anal sex

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

OK.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Every time anyone says anything today I'm having to look it up on urban dictionary

Imagine my surprise...

flowery shirt
A Hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queens or those who don't quite understand the meaning of chic.

I was expecting some kind of deviant sexual practise :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

round our way, a flowery shirt is the aftermath of two girls, one cup

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hahhahahaha *CLICKETY CLICK*

FAO Pete.Cashmore @ nuts...

loving the URL :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Cheers...

Barbie!! ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lunacy of the highest order :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

:-D

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Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahahahhahah! you are utterly dotty.... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

;-)

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Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

DOT COTTON'S DOTCOM COT CON

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

I tried typing it in & found out the hard way that my 'puter's got epilepsy.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

hehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

fucking hard book though

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

*chokes on soup*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Heil Hitler

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

That's him out of 'Raiders', innit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

aye

My pop culture-o-meter is twenty seven years behind the times.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

But your political satire is nice and sharp

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Thinker, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

T.J

this dog:

is it me? or is this Eric from Flat Beat?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

flat eric of flat beat fame? yes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

That dog is you

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

i wish!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

not enough cash bags. so it's eric.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

it's Windsor Davies in a tutu

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your goat?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

heil!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

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