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# perpetual protest
aaaah the relief
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Huzzah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that's some impressive bladder control
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Perfectly Produced Propagating Personal Piss Parabola
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# +Pale
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Predictably Perceptive
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# 17 horses were seriously hurt in the making of this image

cfanimation (meggish)

in other news: hello all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahahah how lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# you nutcase
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaaha,
Nice taggage :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ha ha
geniearse
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Haha, top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# TRIGGER!
they call him trigger the horse ...do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# back at the ranch, everyone was feeling merry
so merry left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *calls 999*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# they left boom boom alone
they didn't know where she'd been :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# She was from the so-so corral
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# yeah
but she left to join a travelling brothel. she's been shagged by every mangy cowpoke from here to cactus gulch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# haha
tis a grand piece
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# FAAAAAABULOUS!
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm drunk, and just heard a commentator call Palin a "genius"
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# that commentator was clearly drunk as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Maybe, or off his fucking trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Albert Palin??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Feck...
that really gives me the shudders :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# could i interest you in a fiery hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# WASSSSSSSSSUP
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Maybe she's a genius in the same way that Lil John is a genius.
Lil John definitely is a genius - he made a fortune saying "WHAT?" and "UHNNN". There is no possible way an idiot could accomplish this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I feel your pain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Maybe he was talking about Michael Palin?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I AM A CUNT AND THIS IS MY CUNT BAND
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ahahahahaha
yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I want to join your cunt band
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR INSTRUMENT?
 
DO YOU PLAY CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I KNOW ALL THE BEST LICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I PLAY THE CUNT
AND SEVEN OTHER ORGANS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'd play the banjo
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# the old ones
are the best
certainly
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# as one old b3tan to another
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# For Smash Monkey

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# woo! shark!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :3
Glad you like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# woosome!
I must try this dark magic :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I did it with Firefox, too.
But I lost the original.
That's why I'm remaking everything :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# and backing up
in triplicate?
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahah, I have far too much work to be done by thursday for that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ahhhahhahhah!
 
love the little legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Cheers :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8833684
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Whoop!
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# This is shopped
bridge helicopter etc
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# surely the legs should say legs legs legs?
and teeth say teeth teeth etc?
woo btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I conisdered it but I wanted to keep it simple.
For my firefox one a while ago it had "Firefox" on the fox and "Browser" on the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Yay!
Hooray for Ludovicians.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Anyone need a hammster?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahah SMACK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE SQUASHY SQUASHY THENG
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hammer hammer squeak!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ^^^ this
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# STOP!


Hamster time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# 'ningles

I'm Money baby!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# (looks up Jitterbug in Kama Sutra)
you TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MAN

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# terrible man, terrible man, terrible terrible terrible man!
All bow down before Judge Nutmeg!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *shows spirit level*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *shows chives*
mwuhahahaha
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# what's on the end of ther stick, Vic?
god, that made me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# barbara cartland driving to norwich on a skateboard pulled by noddy holder's penguins
and on the back here is sting wrapped completely in sellotape sing to a beetle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# spin spin spin the wheel of
no! i'm not a fucking student any more!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# nor am i
nor was i when i got into the humour
in fact i was a schoolboy

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i thought you were only a schoolboy on thursdays
isn't tuesday submissive night?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i need to update my diary
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# make sure you keep every other saturday free
the fetishist's club open mic night can't host itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# well, yes, god
i was 16. bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ace
i loved the film 'swingers'

once i got over the initial disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# he he
I'm looking for my copy to watch just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i am sad enough to have used 'a day, then a day' when ringing my now wife for the first time
although, luckily, it worked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# did she say that you were money baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# no
she said 'ow, that's HUGE'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
...when viewed under a microscope :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# scanning electron microscope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you hit her with my ego?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# is ego latin for egg?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# what's wrong with top gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# apart from it being shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i like top gear
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# It's watchable, but I'm not sure why people get so excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I think clarkson can be quite funny now and again
But hammond is the reason to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# opinions are great aren't they?
well, except yours obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# opinions are like clits
every cunt has one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i heard they were like arseholes
eveyone's got one, and some stink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Opinions are like blackholes.
Formed from the implosive gravitational force of a collapsing star.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That doesn't stop it being awesome, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i stopped watching after hammond got 'styled'
it's gone back u it's own arse again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I haven't stopped watching it, but that has somewhat spoiled it.
The series before he crashed was the best I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# its better than 5th gear...
... apart from VBH's occasional chapel hat pegs
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# VBH can rub my thighs any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# om nom nom yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# i find it rather amusing
and there are some gorgeous cars on the show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I present to you my answer in video form.
And also from the past, predicting the future!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FOlo0z9IGzE
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# he he
Good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# dance dance dance the blues away!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Ahhh a Jitter bug
Aaaaah!
And you're still attached?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Just been on my mind for a while...

and it's been a shit day at work!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i'd like a nanny state
if it was fit and sucked me off

and shook my babies to death
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# by babies
do you mean testicles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Shaking a baby to death is no laughing matter
thats how my mum died!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# she choked on a sock?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# No she was was given the electric chair for shaking babies to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# did it look nice in the lounge
or did it clash with the three-piece suite?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# it just took up too much space
we had to keep it in the garage in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# noddynoddynoddy

Seams? I see no seams!
Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahah fuck!
Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# GET DOWN
AND GET WITH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# OH, I CAN FEEL THE NOIZE ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# He looks ready for a day at the races.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# HOLDER vs MCCRIRICK
WHO WILL WIN
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I like your thinking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Time to reveal the answer...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
what were his tips that day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# bloody hell!
that's the worst kid's show character ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# haha thank god he's not real
just on t'telly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# A quick drawing for part of my Graphics coursework :]

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# excellent - I likes
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# nice!
do a great white, you know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahah, I have to do stuff using different kinds of markmaking.
I'll fit one in if I can ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i hope you can
they are the coolest animals ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I agree
www.sharkattackphotos.com/Images/Misc/Shark-Attack.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# jesus! that is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ooooohhhhh......FISH rascist!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i treat all fish as basically the same
tasty. especially when served raw and combined with rice and seaweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Sometimes.....the fish gets to taste YOU...... I fish for these myself. (P..S. ningles Smash)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyzbvHzOaU
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# i trust you use pliers?
those things are bloody vicious!
'nings to you, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# 9-12 inch forceps.
allthingsfirstaid.com/images/products/Instruments/Kelly_Forcep_Straight.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# perfect!
have you been to the lake district? there are some right monsters there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# The best place is East Anglia.....
...Despite that though, the UK record was caught in South Wales in 1992.

www.pacgb.co.uk/aboutpike/records.html
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that's some bloody fish!
his arms must have been killing him after that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Not HALF as much as this guy.....caught in Lake Maggiore (Italy) in 2005, catcher unknown.
This is classed as the unnoficial world record. Supposed to be near 70lbs

img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/gigfabio/mostroMaggiore18.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ARRRRRRR! SCRIMSHAW ME HEARTY
 
'tis good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# splashy nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Mr Splashy Pants!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# reminds me of dot matrix printers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# graphics you say?
fancy doing my dissertation for me?
'10 years of humour and wit in static graphic design'

i need 7000-8000 words...

aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd

GOOOO!
(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# "No"
Two letters.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ok then.
But you have to write my 80 page portfolio on radiotherapy physics.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it was like pew pew and it went all boing boing and i was like woah and yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I can probably stretch that to a few pages with some pictures.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# don't forget to steal large amounts from books (no one checks them nowadays just the internet)
as long as you give credit to the book writer at the end you can get away with that
(i love scanners with word recognition!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What is that supposed to be?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it looks familiar to me
i think it's either science or engineering

maybe

edit: after looking at the filename, science wins
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It's an ELECTRONIC BRAIN
a simple one should suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# How about an ELECTRONIC BRIAN
all you need is a speaker that shouts "DIIIIVVVEEEEE!!!" every three minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# such a thing
would be hailed as a true gift from the gods
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# it wouldn't work anyway
It would need a megaspanglywanklefunt engine which so wouldn't fit anyway.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# here, have a pin.
then you can burst all my bubbles :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *pop* *pop* *pop*
*pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop*
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *pop*
missed one
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# HA!
YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY HIDDEN BUBBLE STASH OF SECRET BUBBLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# who
would know the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# To me
it looks like a very elaborate game of snake.
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It looks like a diagram for radiators.
Terrible trouble getting an air block out of that system, luv.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# looks like a cellular automaton
what does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# it's a six-neuron neural network.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# cool
do you have documentation for it?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# no,
I only thought of it this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Well, I'm impressed
:-)

edit: I love your egg units!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# basically each cell is a four-entry look-up table,
with two address lines, and a "punishment" line, that when pulsed, inverts the selected entry on the rising edge. The cells are wired up to each other in a certain way, and the three "action outputs" at the top combine with the time-periodic "situation registers" at the bottom (through the "universe circuit" between the two) to generate a punishment signal for the lower row of cells. (The upper row is punished at the discretion of the bottom row.)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8830362
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# woohh
this is crying out to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# small animated example
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It's not exactly conway's game.
I made a ruleset for Xlife that lets me do combinatorial logic circuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# BEEP BEEP YOU ARE A ROBOT
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# teletext for the art tool of choice!
Failing that, BBC micro Mode 7 graphics
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# they're the exact same thing, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# just wait till it becomes self aware, and demands its own tv show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# This is fantastic
Wish I had time to figure out how it works :)

An animated GIF version of it would be even fantasticer.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oh, and because JJ's on a small hiatus, presenting SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!


I'm very sorry.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Oh Hai Popular Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# They're good all-purpose boobs, what can I say?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
SPANG!!!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# is that popular squirrel?

i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Obviously not :]
Nice pic, though! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# This reminds me
of 'I am not an animal'. Which is ace
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What a lovely frock!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I can see your squirrels muff
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# NSFW! NSFW!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Not Safe For Weasels?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# No Squirell For Wanking
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# haha
and I was just about to jokingly tell you to try asking JJ about your question below.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The Healing Tool is your friend!
I still can't quite change the colours properly though. Sigh.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# it's just not the same!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# There there! I miss him too :(
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i need to know what happens next!
*froths*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Everyone will get shot *nods sagely*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# At the other end of the scale...
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# YIFF? YIFF?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh my god thats
HIS FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ok... Last one of the day I promise.


(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Comic Sans is a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HAHAHAH
THAT'S SO OWNED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Comic Sans
Is a very shitty typeface
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# *gays*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# you fucker :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I am a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# we already knew that
lol
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# FInally you admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahah, I'm not really :]
I was just disagreeing on account of the fact that COMIC SANS IS FUCKING SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I also hate Helvetica
but thats only because its over used and some people are obsessed
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I completely agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Im guessing your going into typography/graphics?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Kinda.
I'm doing a National Diploma, which covers everything.
The current part of Graphics is Typography, though, and Graphics is my favourite subject altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Same here
im in my second year, it's alot of fun
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# are you going to become a "font of typographical knowledge"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's not funny :(

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# No, anyone who disagrees is holier than thou :D
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Then I am
I can't say I would sit wide-eyed and slack-jawed over any font.
except Verdana of course
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# TYPIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Oh dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I know, it looks like Billy Bragg is on the TV as well
what hell has he made
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Oh yeah...
How queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I wouldn't say he is queer
I would say he is a fuck shitting bollock cunting twat faced cunt shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# But he doesn't want to change the world
...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# the best way to start would be by hanging that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Have I missed something offensive about Billy Bragg? I just
remember a half arsed Socialist/half arsed guitarist... Terrible singer with a big conk.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# he is just a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
TJ: Does anyone know where I could get some Hoodies printed up for a group of people? Without opening a cafepress shop or such....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# spreadshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ooooh!
Looks promising! Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# vistaprint?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Pfft!
What? Buy loads of Business cards and sellotape them together?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# they do do tshirts and bumph
www.vistaprint.co.uk/custom-t-shirts.aspx?xnav=TsrItem&xnid=aTShirtsPromotionalGiveaways&dng=1061559
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Behold, one of many of my attack hamster army...


EDIT : Also, can anyone recommend a way of changing the texture of normal skin to match the fur of an animal without losing too much detail?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i for one welcome our new toothy hamster overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# claaaaaaaan
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Can't complain! :D
I am doing graphics work for College.
Hang on, I'll upload the picture I just made.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# take your time
i'm just popping to the shop anyway. i'll probably be back in 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I'll be done by then :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# That is not right...
and I should know
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# EVIL!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# a hamster hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# eeek!
halp!
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# your hamster has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# How does it smell?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# It can't...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I is feelin much betta nar
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Inspired by corduroybeanpole...
..bought to you by someone who should be doing more productive things, like finishing writing a book...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# arf!
more top hats on bugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# If they wore top hats
they'd be civilised and probably decent chaps, so likely no war. Unless they're French. Or the Hun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# camouflage top hats?
they could well be bounders and cads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hmm.
This indicates a low and devious mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ah
my entry in who's who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# You would think that the French
would have learnt their lesson, and not partake in any wars now! They have after all only ever won one, and that was only because it was a Civil War.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Someone asked me if I had any work on at the moment.
They nearly splattered their beer over the table when I mentioned that due to the six projects with other groups, I'm collaborating more than a Frenchman.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What about the battle of Hastings?
Or any of the various wars of occupation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Welll....
they were really settled Vikings (hence the name), so out of pure spite, I can't allow that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they didn't win the battle of hastings.
It was some bloke called Norman.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# splendid stuff
books are overrated, far too many words for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I know...
But it's the research that's the bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# more words
unless it's a book about pictures
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# It has a few pictures.
One of the perks of writing your own book is that you can add your own pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# medic!
glee
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# KILL THEM!!
KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I feel honoured
*weep*
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Save your tears for the fallen comrades.
*sniff*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Woo!
Starship Troopers!

Just finished watching all 3 of the films, wasn't very impressed with the 2nd though. =/
(Scooper, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Damn those space llamas!
Cluttering up my universes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft!
The spinny one just made me do a loon-giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# dammit
i misread your post and spent a minute waiting for one with spines to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# A spiny llama?
That sounds racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# space alpacas!
wooclick
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# nice to see someone is paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Oh very yes!
Space llamas FTW!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I am counting them . . . and . . . f a l l i n g . . .
a ___ s ___ l ___ e ___ e ___ p . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Llama to the moon
and let me play among the stars
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# and here we see.....
the space llama. graceful, delicate, the space llama seems to swim through the starry blackness, enchanting the heavens themselves with her hauntingly beautiful mating call, that old classic, "sweet dreams"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Makes me think of RotMC on the amiga
Oh those were the days...


*nostalgia click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
I love the space llamas. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# This is superb.
Have a click, a WOO! and a slice of spicy veggie pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
A thing of beauty. Needs "Blue Danube" playing in the background. :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Well.
This is rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# very nice
pass us that bong then i may drift also
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Very Llamasoft
Jeff Minter was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Alpacas in spaaaaaace!
(Astatine, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Look out
there are llamas!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# This little bugger didn't want the bread...
He did try to take my finger off though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# i don't know what to think abput this one
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hesitate and he'll have you by the ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i've never before seen an animal
that i've instantly wanted to crush under a hobnailed boot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# But you have seen
Jeremy Spake surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I try ;)
How do miss smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# stoned
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Nawtee nawtee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# it's not my fault!
my cousin showed up before with a weed. i couldn't refuse, it would have been rude! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# heheh
i want lasagne now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Multiple?
That's just being greedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# about 1/3 of a weightwatcher's beef lasagna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *milks*
*misses 3 fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
I don't think you throw bread to those ducks.
More like babies...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Duck-thling fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Oo, nice light matching.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# it was partly luck
and partly spending ages looking at baboons in google images
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Spending ages looking at baboons in google images
Always a pleasure, never a chore.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ooohhhh!!!
That's gonna hurt, it is!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# now that's just fucking evil.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yum . . . finger food !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Tulip Garden
..took a photo the other day and decided to make it a little prettier.. (click for big)

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Day of the tulips!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Tulips to the sky . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I want a TEWP now
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# T'future
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# tomorrow's ham
at yesterday's prices!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3tx3IEsN4
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Peter Serafinowicz?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I own him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# on a similar note..
i'm Boycotting Shampoo and demanding the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Okay, you asked for it.


SHam made flesh!

edit. Righto having a little trouble making this smaller. Any advice?

edit: doh! Too small now - wasn't refreshing.

edit: perfect (I hope)

(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# heh heh
ham with threatening stance eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# "Don't worry," says the cat, "Rod's just getting a ladder"

....uh oh, 20 or so to go.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# My friend wanted a T-shirt
that had Rod and Emu falling off the roof with Rod shouting 'FLAP, YOU F***ER!'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I TOO SHARE YOUR FRIENDS DREAM
A DREAM TO WEAR A T-SHIRT. THIS IS A GOOD DREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i'm sure someone can design it
meanwhile
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# an emeow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha. Have a Llama Lamp
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# lolz
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# oooh i like this!
many woos
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# want one
canna mum?canna canna?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# :D

(my 1st ever post)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# and it deserves some applause
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Cats are like that.
The swine.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's evil. and hilarious. i hated rod hull.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# the cat is getting a colour blind test
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# nice touch
emu lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# and the socket is saying
"oh yes emu, faster faster make me cum"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# this made me giggle
then i coughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ah,, don't worry
it'll all work out when they calculate our karma

oh, crap

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# pfff
i'll be coming back as a fascist dictator, i just know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

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