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# :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# nice sig
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Miss Piggy's fallopian tubes look remarkably like the inside of a lagoon...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Shirley, it's her tonsils . . .
it's her tonsils . . .She had a frog in her throat . . .


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Boom and indeed, boom.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oho! Mr Derek!


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# haha
this is great, but anything's better than muppet babies
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# muppet foetuses
AICMFP
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yays!
Frog sperm!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# frogs perm
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Is that when it gets in your barnet?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Spermit?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# in light of the recent brand/ross bollocks


it's a little cryptic, but i had to vent
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Top stuff.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i reckon its that max clifford driving it all
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# he's representing the slut* so yes he is.
*legally applicable name - not that that would offend her grandfather at all, no sireee
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# THE GOAT!
we need the goat to get to the root of it!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# no. we don't.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ^THIS^
On wheels.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# it's alright...
he's got this to faff about, he'll leave the mason bollocks alone for a day!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *rejoices, and slaughters a virgin to celebrate*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It's weird, I'm not a fan of Russel Brand, but this story has really got my blood up against the Mail
and all the cnuts that followed its lead
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Look on the bright side.
Before 1pm today, Paul Dacre will have a letter on his desk about image theft from b3tans :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yay!
I'm not involved in that, but am still interested
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# whats the thinking behind all the source images being used without permission?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# in some cases, they weren't. - They were 100% owned by the creator
and besides, we use them for non-profit making means - b3ta, and it isn't sold via b3ta for use.
They use it - knowingly - to fill a profit making publication and don't bother to check copyright, which they should before making profit on it.
It's not about £, its about explanation, and thats what I've asked for.
Rob even mentioned that they even tagged some of the images 'copyright b3ta' which also implies that b3ta has been buying these pics,
or selling them on, which it hasn't, and puts rob et al in a tricky situation if called up on it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# can we not send them
a cease and desist?

delivered by a tramp, and then we film it!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Just in time for his 1:30 dump.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# he may read it on the loo...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Asylum seeking gay paedophile muslims insult beloved comic actor!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Happy Halloween
She's not finished, I just forgot to do anything for today, so the wife sent me this half done one that I started last night.



Click for rather bloody large (over 1mg)

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# daniela westbrook!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like a girlie/ashtray combo:)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I AM PISS IN YOUR MIND
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# pffft titter
*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'll finish her:P
woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# finish
on her, more like.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Very wooo
for Halloween
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# O HAI DANIELLA WESTBROOK.
Good stuff.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the Alien thing from the end of Alien Ressurection
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Nicely shopped
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not in the slightest
Thank you, everyone.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# but but but
what about all the side effects they told me about at shcool?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Everything has side effects. Oxygen is toxic, and breathing is therefore bad for you...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I've been meaning to quit
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I don't have the time to not do something just in case.
Life is short etc. May as well cram as much fun in.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Don't forget to tell a celibate Irish man in a cupboard all the naughty bits though.
Otherwise you know who will punish you for all the sinning.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I reckon he'll probably be alright, I've not murdered anyone yet.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yet?
*gulps*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# also
'Can you afford to take that chance?'
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It'll be fine.
I'm not dour enough to be Catholic.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Never say never, someone might try and hurt my kids one day.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Think carefully - did you mean 'murder' or 'kill'?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Well if they hurt my babies
and then ran away, so I had to hunt them down and commit planned life-ending, would that be murder?

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# you need to find yourself a new lawyer
*hails taxi*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh no stay, you look intelligent.
I can cover the defence though, I've seen Boston Legal.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Biscuit! \o/
He isn't drippingz vis goo there.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I couldn't find a clip of him in Bean where he sees the vandalised Whilster painting.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# also sorry for writing the word
'Bean'
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've thankfully never seen Bean.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Either then, depends on how quick they are.
God'd probably be a bit pissed off, either way.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I'd be more worried about
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Who's he, then?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A scary man who sends bad people to a horrid place
no wait, that's God.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Angelina Jolie?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Aye.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Alienge Jolie??
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It's....it's......Looking....at......me/something.....I.....think.
I'm SCARED!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is that jacko's nose?
nice work :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It was actually a happy accident.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i like
im doing a zombie but cant make blood - it looks crap and have a source image that needs it to look real...help
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What kind of blood?
running drops, big splashes, what?

Here's what you do. Get a brush pack for photoshop of blood spatters and stuff (google), do several layers in differing shades of red and brown and erase the middles of the darker ones- then layer on top of each other.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# im using jonathon ross's wife
she is qwuite gothic

tried a few brushes but so unrealistic..fumes
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah, I'm well aware of her.
That's why I said to do the colour layering.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# slice your finger open, and drip blood onto some white paper (high GSM stuff), then scan, isolate, and layer.
or, just do as the Cap' says above.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# holy shitting popes in a pope mobile racing around harlow.... that's looking mighty awesome!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers love!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Gorge
Have a Halloween MWAH-HA-WOO.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :D Cheers ducky.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Still would....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# yikes!
zombie septum! woo!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# "Stirred, not shaken..."
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i had him down as a pop tart man
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# tennish?
i forgot my racket
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Nice reflection!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# humm redexing here...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# because you should be doing work!
FACT!


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This is true.
Must be the new b3ta productivity filter at work...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# OH SHIT!
The WHOLE BOARD'S GONE BLANK!


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# you'll have to move to /talk
ONE OF US
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah
I've just migrated to a new host and there's still some DNS malarkey doing the rounds.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
You'll never guess what I'm eating right now...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# RABBITS!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *hungers*
a chicken and mushroom king pot noodle is wonderful for a hangover
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# They're even better as a late-night piss-snack
Then you can have the joy of a Greggs sausage roll to shift the subsequent hangover.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Probly bindun to death.....
Yobama.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# yo mama
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# oh hai
there are no girls on the internets
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there's loads man, srs
xXxLIEK TTLYxXx
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# But... but... oh noes!
D:
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Quite nice!
*smiles*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# aww
he looks like he needs a cuddle
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Insane in the membrane?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I don't think "Palin" & "Brane/Brain" go together, but GOOD 'shop.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I don't think "Bread" & "Spun/Spoon" go together, but GOOD 'shop.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Insane! Got no brain!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Happy Hallo'ween!

I'm off to catch a bus, bye!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# yum! its still warm!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# "Ah, chilled monkey brains!"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# bah humbug
This is going in the window for the fourth year running:
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# must be fairly squishy by now...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft!
It has held up well considering it is 4 years old :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# minor mindpiss ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# is it not a bit brown
and smmelly?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# mmm - tasty
Tomorrow is All Saints Day and Mrs Raff and I are hosting an All Saints Day party - come as a saint, real or made-up.

Trouble is, I have no costume yet, and not a bleedin clue what to come as. Any ideas, anyone?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Saint Alban - he was beheaded
St Elsewhere - that was a hospital on TV
Saint and Greavsie
The Saint (stick figure with a halo)

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# All Saints? Saint Etienne? Santa?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I love the idea of a stick-figure fancy dress costume
wonder how I can make one...
*plans*

Mrs Raff is going as a St Trinian's girl, which should make for pseudo-paedophilliac after-party sexyfuntiem...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# lots of loo roll tubes painted white
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Go as Shaznay Lewis.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *ponders*
Hmmm, with some gravy browning and a haircut reckon I could almost pull that off...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# come as you are, as a freind... etc
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# St Etienne
bozz-eyed blonde girl with football
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hey, hey, none of that!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Where just your underpants and tell them
"I'm premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Trick or treat?


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# HAHA HE LOOKS SO SWEEEEEEET
EDIT: and in other news, i just bought a new USB stick.....MEANING that you b3tans are soon to be subjected once again to my wonderful tattyshop talents. YAYZ!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# why does this remind me of "Tingle" from the zelda games?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# tingle was a div
but i still used my gba as a controller anyway
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahah, yup :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# McCain pumpkin head,
came to town...

ctd
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Prick or teat?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
Ning all!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# HAPPY HALLOWEEN
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# brackthorne-san?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hai, Toranaga-san
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Me-sa bigger bloody samurai sama than you!
KINJIRU? IYE KINJIRU!

TO-RA-NA-GA-SAMA!!!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# it's funny cause it isn't a pumpkin
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# tha's given me a slight idea
otherwise, MEME
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Happy Halloween you b3tan lovelies!

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# halloween be buggered.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *sings* #aaaattaccccck of the killer pump-kins, aaaatttaaacccckkk of the kil-ler pump-kins!#
top work sir :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# for some reason that made me think of this:
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahah! how very odd :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# think of the pumpkins! :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Aawwww, they're lovely...
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# yay!
I like them

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hahah!
my god...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# eeeeuuuuuuuUEUUUEEUEUEUEUEUEENNNGNGNUGNUGGUGENUGUEGNEGNGNGNNNHNHNHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
FINISHED!!!

*SPLUFFS*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# any opportunity...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# She is fucking evil
And I will personally ignore America if the republicans win.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha ignore them? that won't be easy methinks....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# still would
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Corking!
Woo and other affected exclamations nobody seems to bother with anymore!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
*cleeks*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Woaaah! I knew it!


Took blood aaages. New to this sorta thing obviously it's not perfect.

clickity for bigger and better quality.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# RUFUUUUUUUSSSS!
\o/

shouldn't be here. busy busy.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# is dead
:(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hooray for this.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Hello.
look at the wonderful news. ( page scanned, no tits but the word 'Jacksie' is quite big ;))

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oh bless him.
Will people never bloody learn?

Hello to you too.

I am going for a cigarette.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
'A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.” '

then we sell the story to the scum
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you couldn't make it up
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# What, the story about falling backwards onto it while hanging curtains?
I thought the point was that he DID make that up... :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Sure
I meant the whole story rather than the vicar's version
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# "nude vicar playing with cuirtains"
said the actress to the bishop
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
*air guitars*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# ha ha - awesome
RIP Mr Carlin
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Good
stuff
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Well share it with the rest of the class then!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# NUH-UH!!
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# YU-HUH
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Come round to mine for that sort of thing.
Come one, come all to Captain Wow's Magical Marijuanical Marvellousness Emporium, open 46 hours a day, 19 days a week for all your headblasting, hot kniving, camberwell carroting needs.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# never mind that, have you got any Bisto?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I do, chicken or beef?
I'm meant to be going for a cigarette.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Morning Sir
Do you also have some good sharp knives? I need to slash up some jeans real good.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I have a little sabatier
and a big cutlass, both of which I have been at with my sharpening equipment. You may use either, dear.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Excellent.
I love fancy dress, but it's so much bloody hassle when you have to BE THE BESTEST. Magenta tonight, Wayne from Wayne's World tomorrow. PRESSURE.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# With this hair I could only really pull off being Dave Mustaine
if I were to be any ripped jean chappy.

And no matter how bad it gets, I'm NEVER being Dave Mustaine.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# just reading that gives me the munchies...
...oh no. wait, it's just closing in on 12pm, that's all
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ROLL UP, ROLL UP
in all the ways I could mean that.

Right, NOW I'm going out.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This is..
Fucking ace.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Tyger!

My friends child drew me a tyger.
It was either this or post my compo entry of wrongness.
Which basically involved two women shitting on the American flag.
I think you can work out which kind of angel I was going for...
Two Girls One Election...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Your tyger has BUMFACE
get it to a vet ASAP
Edit I do like his curly tail though....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# its grrrrrreat
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# yays
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# OI HAI
MR CURLY TAIL-TAIL
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I saw Tigers in the zoo in Vienna
last week . . . i wish they were as good as yours!


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# "You err, err, err, oughtna done that Mr Oswald."

It's amazing the details you can pick up in these recoloured JFK photos.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Quality work sirrah
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Chars.
Though really I'd like to state it's Lee Harvey's handiwork, not mine.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# definite fake, bullet wound is on the wrong side. i'm disappointed, man.
nice rippling though. bay of pigs woulda gone a lot better with a few t1000s out there.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# nope it's the correct side
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# entry is over the right eye, exit back left of the head.
i've got a big book of photo evidence by the guy who was the photoanalyst on the warren committee and us select committee and was oliver stone's advisor on JFK. its really interesting. and blatently a fix.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# the warren commission a fix? I though that was old news.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# CONSPIRACY!
*dons tin foil hat*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# don't, it is Friday after all.
you'll set /links off, and then we'll all be for it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# The newsletter is already out
I'm so confused!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Bloody hell, so it is!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# eep!
hold me . . .

EDIT: FINE! Don't then! *holds self*


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I love the idea of conspiracy theories.
As if the united states government can actually manage to keep things a secret to same degree of success in reality.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# having been to deely plaza i can confirm there is no fucking way Kennedy was shot from that window
fucking anticommunist pidgeons. they were seen in coffee shops saying "coup! coup!"

/last of god's prophets blog
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh, by the way
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i was hoping you were here. i wanted to show the same thing.
you gleeing as hard as i am? if its as good as road to perdition i'm hella excited. mendes has a lovely eye for shots.

also i now have a beard. i'm beginning to look like kenneth bragnah as Victor Frankenstein
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Do show me at some point.
I'm semigleeing.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Other comics nonsense.
I read The Authority, it was good. It had a person whose special power was being able to talk to cities. Also Astro City was quite good.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# The authority is cocking amazing
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# you're not a drummer are you?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# T2 - John Conner = badass
Sarah Conner Chronicles - John Conner = weiner

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Wait . . .
That's YOUR name on the grassy knoll . . . MURDERER!


(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# it was faked!!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# he seems to have caught a bit of grassy knoll
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# woosnam
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# now thats
some humus
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ummm...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha top stuff
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
Good morning.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# guten ning!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I want one!
For Mr Trellis, obviously
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ...


available here
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Beard goes up
Beard goes down
Beard goes up
Beard goes down
Beard goes up
Beard goes down...

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Where did you get THOSE eyes?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Who
in the what now?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Me, in your face.
And that's where i'll stay!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Fine,
but if you're going to clamber all over my face can you at least wipe your feet...NO, not on my tongue.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That isn't mud.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# That's
not my tongue...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :)
I was going to make it overheat and catch fire but couldnt be bothered
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah!
I bet he's a bit cranky though.....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Lever him alone!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# "Cam" you stop that please
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# you've got quite a handle on these puns
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Where've you been?
oh, sorry... You're winding me up with these puns.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# why worry? They run on here everyday like clockwork
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# really busy with school and work at the moment so i've never got anytime to b3ta at the moment.
have a zombie by way of apology :)

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha yes :D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# dont know which one is scarier :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's too bad.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ummm mk 2
+
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# needs more launching :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# is this a windup?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# poor girl
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I love the way MILF pron equates to a 20 year old in a pair of glasses




apparently

EDIT: I went out with someone with tits almost as big as those for a bit... it wasn't half as fun as you'd expect :'(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# in the deep south
if you've not had a fistful of kids by 20 you're not allowed to stay in the village
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# better than when a 30 year old pretends to be 19
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# isn't that most of the internet?
:D
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i personally pretend to be 15
disney website doesn't let you play the games if you're any older
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# bunch of fascists!
with a frozen fuhrer!

what a crap!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i can imagine. big boobs are scary
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Are those... Surely they can't be.... Are they?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Tits?
Yes they are.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# don't be silly, that's two ross kemps in there....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I do hope you've shopped her head smaller
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# small head fetish, eh?
I know just the site for you
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# www.thatbitattheendofbeetlejuice.com
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Juno
what I mean.

Oh and BoC for teh win, isn't it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ^this
*listens*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# It is indeed!
\o/
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# so, errr, who's, errrm, selling these films?
I want to write a letter of complaint. Or something. Yes.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I've tried to
hold back a comment through fear of being branded a pervert but...my word.

*polite round of applause*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# PERVERT!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# At least I'm not
wanking.


*wanks*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# WANKER!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Not any more.

*wipes hands, smokes cigarette, weeps*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# large breasts are large
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes. now... to business:
Saucy source please.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# google interview
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Poo
That's no fun. :P
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# i beg to differ
check out a scat site... poo CAN be fun
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# tits on that :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# FUCKING RED HOT GARGANTUAN SIEVES
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# OH SPPPPPAAAANNNNGGGG
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# June looks a right cheeky little un
and I suspect August would go like a privvy door while the plagues in town...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *Launching Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hole-y inappropriate
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's amazing that anyone could con-sieve of a pun this painful.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm straining to think of a worse one
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# The March sieve looks a bit young for this sort of thing
you paedosieve
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "Nearly Legal Strainers"
top shelf your local grubby mag shop, anytown
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Ha! You loon
sorry to hear about your job. I'll be out next year.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm sure I will survive
I have skills and a folder full of comprimising documents. The futures stripey!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Miscellaneous Properties
on the Costa del Sol
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# NOT SAFE FOR KITCHENS
I tell you though, i'd like to drain my sprouts in March.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Are these no collanders aye?
They've got me hot to trot, whatever.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# title="WHUT?"
Yep. A big sieve, essentially.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I want to see a large hadron collander
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# These red hot colanders are giving me a hadron, but it is far from large.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Well it seemed to me, he lived his life like a dandy with the wind...
Apologies for kicking this all off again, I needed to get it out of my mind. Very Q&D, I know.



(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D good though
*hug*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ta, pickle.
*hugs*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# How's it going?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Very busy.
Not enough nice coffee.
It's a bad combination.

You?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I hope it's better than this fetid, stinking brew (I'm on the instant today)
It's Friday, I've made an executive choice to NOT be busy today.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# yays for coffee
I am going to do some now
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# If it's proper, can I have some please?
If I have to drink this all day I might cry.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# aye
my neighbour (half Iraqi, half American - he has issues) gave me it, it looks like a huge block of hash, but turns out to be coffee
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# OOOH!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'd heard he was promiscuous, but I didn't realise the scale.
Apparently 30,500 people have f**ked him!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Paint.
No
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# You're an eager little beaver aren't you?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# don't spoil us all at once, will you
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I could really go for some Ferrero Rocher right now....
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# what are you doing, Dave?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Who's Dave?
Hmm?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasnt going to well for good ole' John
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# psst
mccain is red
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ahem...


vote purple!

ps: happy fridays :)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# You got my vote.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# oh shit
*writes policies*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# i'm voting white
the traditional colour of US independents
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# you got all teh sea
YAY!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# sweet
*launches attack*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ...
*belatedly poos pants*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# this isnt directed at you
but i'm sick to f***ing death of this election
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# only 6 more months
til we find out who wins

fucking yanks, why over-complicate it with their stupid machines. use the ballot box, make everyone vote on the same day, and FUCKING COUNT THE BALLOTS THAT NIGHT
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# do you have any idea how much effort is required to fix that
electronic devices don't leave those pesky paper trails
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# the UK govts have been managing it all these years
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

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