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It's all too much

hmm that seems to work, odd, when I used img src it showed up OK in preview but didn't display on the board
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lord bofingham, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)

Haha! You cynical, thread-deleting bastad!

*EDIT* (As if I've never deleted a thread myself...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)

well

it was a thread with no image and just self referenced, so euthanasia was the only option.

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lord bofingham, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)

Nice one for persevering.

If that happens in the daytime, people get all Not Very Nice about it, like it's important & that.
And then the moment passes, and it gets hard to post the pic at all unless it's incredibly good.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)

thats pretty funny.

i thought they where using biden's story for the sympathy vote, you know if they don't mccain will get it.

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)

lol

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)

needs more black flags and throat-slitting.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)

i just found this ha haha.

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)

sage?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)

yeah, so much better than black.

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)

Any idea what it means?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)

"stay alive and keep the planet clean"

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)

We don't hear much about green survivalists here.

Are solar-powered firearms involved?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)

lol

but eye don't know what they are (eye stoopid)

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)

jim lehrer, joe biden, and joe biden.

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)

Agyness Deyn wannabe

Haircut.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)

Nice peek-a-boo bangs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)

If Jeru replies to this post with regards to Dead Set, then he is gay.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)

Wasn't your sig Dead set before?

I could have sworn it was. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)

What?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

QUIT MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

Anyway, captain wow was annoyed that there was no-one on here with Dead Space that she could talk to.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)

I'm hardly on during the day.

Someone started a thread on /talk earlier saying they'd completed it. It's fucking brilliant - first good new survival horror IP in a long time.
It's very very obvious which games it takes its myriad influences from but I don't think that's a bad thing in such a linearly progressive medium as video games.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)

What's an IP?

I haven't played a huge number of recent games and the ones I have played I have generally been underwhealmed by, which doesn't make me think much of the progression of commercial video games.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)

Intellectual Property.

It's one of those pretentious marketing phrases which you can't help but begin to use. I do play a lot of video games but that doesn't seem to matter with Dead Space. It's so cinematographic (I'm amazed that's a word) that my flat mate is happy to just watch me play it on his Xbox.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)

That's a pretty atrocious piece of phraseology, especially as it's just a vague legal term to apply to basically everything.

Surely the correct wanker marketing term would be 'Survival Horror content'?

And by cinematographic do you mean (and I assume you mean something) that it looks AWESOME! Because my experience with things which look AWESOME! is that they are generally aimed at the young Americanish Xbox market. Things like gears of war, which looks great when you are hiding behind walls and firing blind over the top of them, or sawing someone in half with a chainsaw bayonet.

But in practice play like shite and have no or very little innovation in gameplay, gears of war basically just consisting of hiding behind a wall and making sure you have enough ammo and the occasional attempt to use the melee chainsaw brings the realisation that it's such a long and easily interrupted animation you may as well just shoot the person.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)

TJ: Fallout 3

Oh my christing Buttercups!

No sleep for me tonight.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)

not played it yet - is it that bad?

I'm playing crisis warhead and just waiting for something to jump out at me......

damn these new high end PC games machines.....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

Not shocks just so addictive,

I started two characters, a homely christian fellow and a vindictive murderous bitch.

Within a few minutes of play outside the vault each was playing an entirely different game.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)

oh right...

I thought it was one of them daft "monsters waiting to get you in the dark games" like doom 3 was. That really pissed me off.... you can have a torch and a gun. but only one at a time. like they never head of tactical lights ffs....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)

Nah, more typical FPS lighting

but the RPG element is downright daunting.

I accidentally uncovered an ability called "Dream Crusher", which reduces enemy critical hits on me, after I shat all over someone's ambitions.

Provoked a genuine "lol whut?"

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)

It doesn't have power type abilities does it?

Like where you can make people's equipment malfunction or stuff like that. Those types of games always get far too complicated and irritating.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)

It has lots of ability options.

If you didn't like Bioshock, Mass Effect, Oblivion etc. then this is one to avoid.

No psychic or magic abilities from what I've seen but lots of ways to customise your character's gameplay.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)

Argh!

That was the most annoying thing about Mass Effect, the fucking powers. The shooting was great but there was too much emphasis on getting new powers whilst only getting marginally improved versions of existing weapons. And the tactical pause menu thing was pointless.

If it's more like bioshock's powers that might be bareable, because they were all basically just close range weapons of various sorts.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)

I'd like to play one day

when my PC ain't so shiddy

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)

Agyness Deyn

is kinda weird looking... and kinda really irritating... Not that I wouldn't...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)

bumpet tribute

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

LOL!

And with that, I think it shall be good night all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)

And an excellent tribute it is too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)

Heh heh

Aii laiike!!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)

meme?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

if you say so...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHA!

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaa

WINNAR!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

bad man

made me lol

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

hahhaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)

what the hell is this shit?

i leave the board for a weekend and come back it's it full with a new bandwagon.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)

It's amazing.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00dr78v

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

'Two teams of celebrities try to force themselves through crazy-shaped holes in giant moving walls'

It has come to this?
It was funny when it was in Japan because we could laugh and feel good about the quality of our programming. Now i am ashamed.

*Leaves for Mars like Dr Manhattan.*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

*marvels at rotatey crystal fortress*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)

i am glad someone knows what i am talking about

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)

To be honest if I was Dr Manhattan I would just leave for Japan.

Fuck knows how even an omniscient hyperbeing could see logic in that place.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)

i haz a sad

could someone plz conquer the USA and make it part of the UK?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)

i am already working on it

Plans are to invade Iceland first, but you are second on the list.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

YAY!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-so-NVcRKv4

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

i think the beeb

may be accessing their account soon and removing that picture of Mr Brand since he's no longer with them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)

So what's new?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)

Heh.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)

arf!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

Nice one!

Needs more compo status.

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Ratsta, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

Perchange to dream . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)

live long and prosper!

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

Gunight . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

Compo this.

Goodnight B3ta.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)

Is this just a straight up image of Obama transposed onto somebody famous for being noble

with the not particularly hidden message that we ought to think Obama is noble, or am I missing the irony or some extra level of meaning?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)

The source image of obama I found

was thoughtfully titled "obama_headshot"
I'm not sure if that answers your question or not.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)

Oh, it's about assassination, like that one where Obama and his wife were in the motorcade in the place of the Kennedys?

I don't see why he's particularly more likely to be assassinated than any other president. Plenty of people had an irrational hatred of Bush (and probably still do, pointlessly).

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)

There are plenty of rational reasons to hate Bush in my opinion.

As for Obama I don't know if he's more likely to be assassinated or not. It's just a picture felix.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)

OK.

Out of interest - because this sort of question is on my mind at the moment - how, in what specific ways, would Bush have had to change his policies, attitudes, cultural background, hairstyle, or whatever else, in order to have won your love and approval?
Excuse me if this is too difficult a question, I don't mean to annoy and I have possibly had too many cups of tea in a row.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)

I'm not prepared to get into it, sorry.

I'm not being dismissive, it's just that there's honestly no point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)

Bah.

You were going to reel off a list of points like wars and social security, and I was going to respond with "ooooh" and be fascinated by the insight. This was my plan. NOW IT'S IN TATTERS.

I'll have to ask somebody else, later.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)

I don't have a list.

It's a bit more interesting than that.

Edit: Nah that's not going anywhere is it. I thought it might get you all interested and shit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)

Heh.

At least you agree that it's interesting, I thought it might be.
Wate you'd better not be just trying to get me excited by saying the word "interesting" a lot, dammit

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)

I can't speak for Mofa

but in my case, he'd have to be more circumspect with his invasions of other countries and not commit electoral fraud / gerrymander in order to win his election.

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Ratsta, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)

Ooooh.

And that would do it for you, would it, that would be enough? Then you could stand up proudly and say, er, "I like Bush," so to speak?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)

Hahaha

he said bush.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)

Cheerio!

RE: b3ta.com/board/8900659
It was screaming "DO ME!!"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

so am i

but nobody does :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

...

pfft.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

Worst easter communion ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

the only good thing about easter

is chocolate eggs, but this is almost outweighed by the amount of religion-based telly they show.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

I hear rhubarb . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

I`ll do ya Hunni!!!!!!!!!!!

hopefully that should put a smile on the face.....

(angriestangel, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)

Otters in hats win :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

That's an anagram of

sins into her twat!

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)

I say

how spiffing

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

Its the

Earl of Otterby!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

Top

hat

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Tart Monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

Rather posh.

Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

Hat's on to you sir !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

Top hats ftw!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)

it's the SAME HAT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)

It's the colouration of the hat wot did it for me.

Sublime subtlety.

Pull my finger.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)

i never noticed the pimptasticity

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)

I say!

DO ME!!

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)

Am I too late?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)

haha!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahah he wishes

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

hahahahoridhaha.

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d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)

I don't get it.

but it earned a lol anyway

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

this new gameshow. it's shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole_in_the_Wall_(UK_game_show)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

Pft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

Political

(Tinfoil Hat, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

best

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)

Musings on a Doodle

I was looking at a little doodle I did, and it got me to thinking about how it might look in reality
So I did a SUPER DOODLE!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

TOO MUCH BURN FOR A DOODLE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

That's because you doodle yourself at night.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

Lovely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

Yeah, for some reason you can't edit subject lines on /links

I guess it's so that people don't fuck with the links they posted at the top of threads. Surprised they can't allow it for replies though. :)

just delete it and repost if it bothers you, hehe!

Also: PICCY DOODLEWOO

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

I may do that ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

nice

but the only reasons for having sheep are for food and wool. metal sheep provide neither.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

Its a grass trimming automulcher!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

in that case, he is useful and may stay.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

WHAT ABOUT LOVE?

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

robots cannot love

if they could, i'd own a lot more robots.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)

Mechanicaly fetching . . .

Baa Buzzzzzzzzzing Baaaaaaaaaaad !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

it's a sheep

not a dog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

I pounded myself already with a quick but not so quick nin ja ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

so i see ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

noice!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

Jesus christ

that gives me the fear!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

Quick!

someone put their dick in there -- see what happens

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

Oooh lovely.

I want one

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

I like your doodle, and your superdoodle

Is it some kind of high-tech surveillance sheepbot?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

time for bed

"boing," said Zebedee.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

Word.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

IT HAVE TEH CUTE.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)

Three two ball juggling spring loaded bed time boingers . . .

BOING . . . BOING . . . GONE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

This is fucking lovely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

there were only two to start with

but with our new "king size" file limits I could afford another one!
:D

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

this is great

and strangely hypnotic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)

Oh wow,

top stuff!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

yes...... luvly thingybobs

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

Well sprungungung !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

boinggg :)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

atchOOOOOOOO!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Now get your cock out!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

it doesn't fit on the screen

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

You wish little dick ;)

You have very white teeth!

Are you American?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

no i just have potatoshop filtaz

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

OH NOES!

U FILTAD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

2001 a Face Oddesy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

and ram it up the middle nostril?

sush, you're warped!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Well that was why God invented Barbra Streisand!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

daneilla westbrook

loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

really?

i thought she was a punishment

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Nah,

Bette Midler was the punishment!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

i dunno

she was funny in hocus pocus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

Fail.

No nakedity.

Woo!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

You also have muliple nostrages . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

it's where i store my bogages

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

Nice to have them at your fingertip . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

NOSETITS OR GTFO.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hurrah!

Woo matey

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

lol ..... he has a pulse and therefor pulsates

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hee.

Innovative.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)

war hero

(Mr Chicken, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

Anyone know how to write flash games?

I bought www.martyronline.com last night and want to make a flash game where you run into crowds and blow yourself up for a high score. Kind of a reverse version of Frogger :)

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

i'm sure there's already a game like that

was linked in a b3ta newsletter a while ago, but the link don't work any more

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

go, henry, go!

he's the most surprising of all surprise weapons!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

A regular one man smarmy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

howl....funny bone overload

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hoorah Henry!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

YOU!

I demand you start watching BBC2 right now.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Jake Thackray?

Already on it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Yay! Knew you'd be down. :)

I just threw summat onto /links in his honour too. What a star.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Sweet!

He was so fucking clever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

He really was.

John Hegley is the only performer that's even come close to him since in terms of the dexterity of his rhymes and the satirical hilarity of it all.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

He is part of the reason why I can not be

dealing with people like Tim Minchin in a huge way.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

oh god yeah, totally.

you get the impression that if Minchin could be famous just for wearing eyeliner, he'd settle for it.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

I must admit,

he amuses me, but he isn't shit on Thackray.

For some reason, I can't edit my post on the links page :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

yay!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

I thought i would make this worse than my last......

.
I give you 'Al Obama'
.

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paranoiaman, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

it's like

those masks you used to be able to cut out of magazines that looked really shit.

:D

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

Looks like he's been Gored . . . or is that gourd . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

penis gourd?

that reminds me, last man standing is on in about an hour.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

You make a hard word association game play so easy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

don't use words like hard around me!

it's difficult enough to contain my rampant, lustful urges as it is!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

I suppose that I should stick with your rigid rules . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

*groans*

tonyrobinsontonyrobinsontonyrobinsonit'snotworking!
timwonnacotttimwonnacottstillnotworking!
AAAAAARRGHHHH! JOHN MCCRIRICK!!!

ahh, that's better.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Tim Wonnacott is a sexy man, I'll have you know.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

he makes me giggle

his happy little ways remind me of charles hawtrey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

if you hit me at 30 mph..........

*only kidding*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

aaaaawwww!

she looks like my niece!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

tell your sister/brother

to stop wrapping their child in massive flowers. they'll get a complex

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

she'll get one anyway

her name is ruby bobby, my mother calls her rhubarb.
poor child.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

I love a good rhubarb pie !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

you should taste my rhubarb crumble

it is fully delicious.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'm sure that I could tell if it's yours in a blind tasting . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

you could

it would be the most delicious one ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

I'm salivating already !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

so i see...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

*hits at 30mph to see the outcome*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

*speeds up*

ITS A ROAD, GET OFF THE ROAD YOU STUPID KID!
ROADS ARE FOR CARS NOT PEOPLE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

Petal to the metal . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

Someone's already done the

"If you're driving at 40 mph you'd have sped past and missed her"

haven't they?

Or did I dream that?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

No . . . you've made a natural quantum leap . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

oh, boy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

WAKE UP.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

TIME TO DIE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

seems quiet. i'll post this.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

lavaly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

IT'S NEVER QUIET WHEN I'M AROUND.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

woo......is that henry?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

yes.

where did he come from?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

RateMyTrap.com or something equally weird.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

down the page somewhere

maybe he was born on b3ta?

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

maybe he's maybelline

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Henry's molten . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

this is desktoppily good

*click*

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OneOfSome, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

BATMAN!

Click for bigger (31KB) goodnight b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

More like Mattban, innit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

THE BATMOBILIES IS JUMPING THOSE HOUSESSE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

HIZOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

i dunno if you can see the bat signal on the left?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

Just about, but I'm too busy being distracted by your freakish finger.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

thumb

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

4
3
4
3
4
3
4
3
4
3
4

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

you forgot the backwards thumb also :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

it's just that purple fucker

who used to hang around with ronald macdonald, wearing a halowe'en costume

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The man I used to call Gerry McGherkin :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

great name!

he was probably jerkin' his gherkin, he looked a right wanker in that get-up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

did they ever untie that rope?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

i hope not

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

Bateman . . . The Batemobile's gonna get'm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)

ha ha i should start a comic called

BATEMAN... he sells fishing tackle...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

It would be a reel draw . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

your right the readers will never be hooked, its just not gonna catch on

i give up trying to make comics on the net

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

Don't worry about it . . . keep fishing for ideas . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

just have to write em all down

and keep trawling through them all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

Mmmm nice idea

just cocked it up, still nice to look at before bed time i suppose...prolly ok for work being safe..
NSFW

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boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

I guess this is the perfect place to put my newly

written review of Nailin' Palin:

Shit tits, shit acting, no anal, not particularly good porno.

In summation? Putting glasses on a porn star does not a Palin make.

Half a muff out of 5.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

nailin' palin?

ummm what have i missed

(

boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

A new porno whose

main character "looks like" Sarah Palin and yous a lot of Russian men.

Have a link to the trailer: cbobest.blogspot.com/2008/10/nalin-palin-porno.html

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Summat funny

about her lips as well.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

With a little hope this reactionary, twisted bitch will be gone in a puff of memory tomorrow

with all the nasty, evangelical, righteous, points of crap she is so vocal with

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

Yeah,

but she is fit ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

I don't get this bit about her being fit

she simply isn't

and i've more respect for my cock than to insert it into something the other part of my body would be bashing to death with a spade if I came within such intimate proximity

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

i know a club where you can do that

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

In Romford, surely

nothing could surprise me about today's chavs and their spade girlfriend bashing fetishes

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

having listened to some of the stuff this week

i think we are on the wrong side..lets join the cubans

(

boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Err

No lets not

Cuba is a Dictatorship; there is something called moderate politics, thinking Bush and his Republican muppet neocon mob are wankers, doesn't mean I have to be a radical socialist

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

YES IT DOES!

*castros*

;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

*fidels*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Just think

there's another 50+ million of them out there.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

Just a little tight around the arm pits . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

She couldn't have a flatter face without being hit by a bus.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

which bit belongs to palin?

is it just the eyes?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

whole face

back to the tootorials...

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boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

did you iron it first?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

ha ha

kelly brooks face is as featureless as a desert

but then whose looking...

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boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

hahahhaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

www.freakingnews.com/tutorial.asp?sid=17

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

Helpful as always

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

Last one of these for now

A Parental Kangashark

I say last one for now, but Mother 3 (the game that's inspiring these) is so weird there's probably about 50 more things I could make.

PS. can anyone find a pic of a pink tarantula (if such a thing even exists)?

(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)

this has sharks

and is therefore most woo.
also, i've heard of pink frogs, but never pink tarantulas.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRXXXXXXXXX

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

My sentiments exactly.

I don't know whether or not I should leave.

I said I would a few minutes ago, but I can't help it.

B3TA > METH.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

it is curiously addictive here

i turn on my computer "to check my emails", yet i know i'll end up on here for at least a couple of hours

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

One of my friends said the other day "PUT HIM IN FRONT OF AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND HE'S ON B3TA FOR 10 HOURS"

I was insulted.

Until I realised it was true.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Did he also shout it in a thick russian accent?

"HE SURF B3TA, GREAT POOF!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

IN ENGLAND, EVERYWHERE POOF.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

my friends tend to say

"shut the fuck up, we don't care what you were talking about today on b3ta with someone we've never heard of!"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

Friends

What is friends?

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

friends are the people

who will dress you when you pass out, naked and drunk, on their toilet.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

So that's the cat out of the running then

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

yes, but i'm still trying to catch her out.

i will often say things like "catface, have you seen my keys?"
one of these days, she'll forget herself and say "yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit..."

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ninja edit beaten.

~~Don't call me nut. I'm ill enough as it is.~~
I used to offer mine cigarettes, then had a terrible thought they might actually accept one.

Not even acid fanciers can handle that sort of thing.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

fear my ninja skills!

i'd be chuffed if she spoke to me, i'd be able to ask her why she meows at me for no reason!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

I had to teach my cat to meow/purr.

It was traumatised by living with inbred, land grabbing, abusive morons (I'm being polite).
Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

This happened to me the other night.

I said good night to everyone and then went to bed about 2 hours later :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

This happens far too many nights.

B3ta is both a blessing and a curse.

I think not having a life is a major factor, but hey.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

You calling me a saddo?

*interwebfights*

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

i've got a life

i just choose to waste it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)

HHHEEEEEEELLLLIIIICCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

NOOOOOOTTTTT REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLLXXXXXXXXXXX.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

it is real

my mum says so

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

Your mum is a douche.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)

ah, so, you've met her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

Pink tarantulas only have pink spots on their legs, rather than being completely pink.

As far as I'm aware, that is. I saw a few in Peru. They are actually quite pretty, but the pink isn't overwhelming and it's hard to get a decent photo.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)

damn camera shy arachnids

(

arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)

THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)

The days are much too bright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

What the fuck is "day"?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

It's a time of day, when the DAYPEOPLE are out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

Urgh, daywalkers are pale and fragile.

Why would you want to talk to them, they don't understand how hard it is to make meth.

Let alone the muscular properties of the PINKY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

i think you're wrong on that one

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/goliath-bird-eater-tarantul.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

that is quite lovely

and would not be out of place at a rave.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)

How many times must I say this

THREE PUBES PER BOLLOCK!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Is that real?

I want to do an animal-mashup thing of this (ingame-screenshot):

But couldn't find anything like a usable source pic for the tarantula face part.

(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)

HAWS WIF MOEHAUK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

Also, "it's".

POSESSIVE, INNIT?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

Also see: No

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)

CURRENTLY IGNORING: JERU.

REASON: DOUCHE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)

Currently ignoring: Clinical advice

Reason: MAGIC CRYSTALS WILL HEAL MY ILL!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

it is = it's

its (possesive) = its

it's the only exception to the rule

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)

Okay, that's alright.

I was actually looking for confirmation. Possessive apostrophes were the only thing I can't be too sure about. I WAS SURE I WAS TAUGHT TO USE APOSTROPHES IN POSSESSIVE SITUATIONS. FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHER UP FOR ME PLEASE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

His, hers, its.

All technically exceptions, but they predate possessive apostrophes so it would be they that are the exception.

Also: Oneself

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

EXCEPTIONS ARE CUNTS.

I before E, except after C.

APART FROM A FEW EXCEPTIONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA, DICK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)

i had a huge rant in the shop today

because someone had placed a flier, trying to sell furniture:

4 chair's, 2 table's, i set of bunk bed's all in good condition's.

i must have ground about an inch off my teeth reading that. i feel dirty just typing it on here :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

Oh my word.

I think I might have to hide this post just so I can sleep tonight.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

it is going to give me nightmares

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

Greengrocer's apostrophe, been around for years.

Was your rant almost exactly identical to Stew's one in TMWRNJ where he shouts "Show me! Show me this carrot which owns 10p, of course not it can't possibly exist, a capitalist carrot!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)

it was along those lines, yes

although not quite as vitriolic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)

Just take tippex round and tippex out all the apostrophes.

This will probably annoy them for unknown and irrational reasons.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

i shall leave it there for all peoples to mock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

an flier??

was reading a menu somewhere (may have been in london) and they'd put an apostrophe before every s.
was horrible

I also think we need to start shooting people who use the word loose when they mean lose

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

YES

an flier was the result of changing advertisement to flier, not bad spelling.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

It's not my writing

Blame the people who did the unofficial translation.

EDIT: or not as the case may be

(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

I STILL MAINTAIN THAT I AM 100% CORRECT.

I AM GRAMMAR DUDE. FEAR MY GRAMMARS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)

YOUR GRAMMA SO MEAN!

SHE GOT A MOTORBIKE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)

Your gramma's so mean she uses demonstrative pronouns when they're not even wholly necessary.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)

use this horse face

www.b3ta.com/board/8900318 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fucking fantastic!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)

Erm. Okay.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

sharks? are you responsible for one of the pictures of the day at the BBC then

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45163000/jpg/_45163141_copter_ap.jpg

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

haha

I've a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of this

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

timmy mallett?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hammer O'clock !

Find a tarantula and paint or embarass it pink . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)

or tickle it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)

Now I'm tickled . . .

how much do I owe for that ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)

three fiddy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)

Man!

You'll be putting Human Descent out of a job!

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)

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