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# my attempt at a squirrel ninja :D
Spying on his next target!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That is well pukka man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Squirrel pie! Yum!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ta :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# NO
Pukka is not an acceptable term.

See me after school.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# What about master?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# your skirt is shorter than school regulations allow
and your hooker heels are red not black... also - I heard you can score coke really quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Afraid the coke thing is wrong sir.
Only PCP now....

Also, Your ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# damn - what about special K?
and thanks for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Silly Prof.
Special K is cereal, not drugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hello red
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Lo Earl.
Not bad. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i'm good
CTS is playing up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# What is CTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# carpal tunnel syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
Ninja Magic Time (NMT)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# looks good to me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ^-^
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# that's just lazy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# im genrelly quite lazy.
I'll try harder next time :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 'inspiration' from below... apols if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *tuts* :D
Good shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# tuts?
pourquoi?

You dissapprove?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'm bored and sleepy
and a bit confused... in that order.

None of this has anything to do with your pic - I've just decided to tell the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *manhugs*
Awww, c'mon, park yerself here, lad.

Cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :)
thanks... tea would be good... I have a mild anxiety about me today which I think is not enough sleep too much meetings coffee :)

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *plumps up cushions*
That better?

Oh dear, that really sounds like a euphamsim.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *fluffs teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Now *that* on the other hand...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# nicely
does henry make a cut out?

i might have to try that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# top gear poll to be taken


Click for bigger (28KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *Complains to Daily mail*
Ban this Sick Filth.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ha hah
(Don't) Ban this awesome filth
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I give this a resounding RIS
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Clarkson makes lorry driver/murdering prostitutes joke
180 people complain, Daily mail get hold of it, 400 more complain.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson made a joke on Top Gear on Sunday
about Truckers murdering Prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# in spite of top gear being shit, i did enjoy the lorry part
although richard hammond is looking more and more like a mad lesbian cat lady every day
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# you ain't going to last long on here saying stuff like that
the b in b3ta stands for petrol heads.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Top Gear is the best program on television.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i thought it stood for 'bored'
and it doesnt change the fact that top gear has turned into an onscreen wankfest between a tramp, a twat with a face like the moon's arse and a mad lesbian cat lady
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You're a gobby one, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# dunno, am i?
GOSH, OPINIONS ON TV TASTES! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# it's usually Freebs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yes.
as a non driving, non car owning cyclist, i love top gear.

when i say non driving i mean have never even applied for a provisional licence and until hell freezes over never will.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# and long may you continue to love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I was thinking this also :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *adopts robot voice*
you're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :o) please dont burn me feets!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I'd suggest that you are incorrect.
But I'm well aware that it would not be the best use of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# fair enough. oh no, im being bullied for my beliefs! wheres esther ranzen when you need her :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# They are not beliefs.
They are opinions based upon your observations and interpretation of them.
I'm not bullying you. You would only enjoy the attention and the opportunity to argue and get indignant.
I'm just saying that it's fruitless to argue about entertainment due to it being a matter of personal taste.
I find top gear informative and entertaining. That's as much as I can argue the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you all right chap
you can normally opine for hours about stuff far more trivial than this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Yeah I'm good.
but a man of my talents can quickly spot the ones that are itching for a slanging match so I do the above. It annoys them more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# you dont seem to be as talented as you think then, because Im not. for what its worth. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I thought that May's emergency stop followed by the toilet scene was comedy gold.
it is possible to love Top Gear and hate Clarkson.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes!
Knees and toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *OUTRAGES*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Worryingly, this has reminded me I'm making stew for dinner... :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] He's got my vote


Yippee-ki-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# YIPEE KIYAY!
With him in the whitehouse there'd be no need to have terrorists around...

Oh wait, so he could kill them on OTT ways.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I bet he feels like a tv dinner
betcha betcha betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was going to do a "bring on the wall" pic wth Ayrton Senna
but I think it might be too soon

Also I can't find any decent source images
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *clutches Babs' calves*
please, please, I beg of you, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yes I agree...he SHOULD do Ratzenberger instead
he never gets mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Ratzenberger aside (and everyone knows I love Cliff)
no more wall. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh I see
I honestly thought you were against the idea of a Senna joke.

I've been dipping in & out of B3ta today, so the bandwagon hasnt lodged in my brain yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No, it's been long enough I think
it's just that frigging wall nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Don't worry, I've abandoned the idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I could kiss you.
Don't worry, you're safe. I'm all the way over here, look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *squints*
Nope. Come closer...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *wheels self over to window*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You're on wheels!
How fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# You'd think that'd make me
a little less fucking invisible to some people, wouldn't you?

*huffs*

Fuck this, I'm off before I tear into all of you. Sorry to snap Babs. Not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I can just picture Palin with the comment 'Ho Ho Ho, Now I have a Machine Gun'
Hollywood rant after thinking back to Die Hard: Hollywood. When depicting people crawling through ventilation systems, do a bit of a background check by looking at the state of existing ventilation systems. They are filled to the brim with crap, dust, bugs, cobwebs, etc etc, and are not shiny clean implements to transport air only.
Also, Lifts do not freefall as often depicted. They are fitted with brakes to ensure this doesn't happen in the event of ALL connecting suspension being severed. Hollywood rant over
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# What if it was a brand new building?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Like the Nakatomi building, for instance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If it was a brand spanking new building, you'd still get a reasonably dirt vent. system.
The vent system will of course be installed before the building is signed off and cleaned up ready for use. You'll get building dust etc in the air, and transferred when the system is tested.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# What if it was a brand new building with the original vent system ripped out
and a new vent system put in, and not used yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# keep plugging away.
Yes, in that case, it would be spanking new and clean - but you mentioned an entire new building. once installed however, a system does not remain as shiny as Hollywood would have us believe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :)
Thought so!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *Grrrrr shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You'd like this site
www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/

if you haven't seen it already...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Tis a great site
I'm still a sucker for the movies at any rate :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It's only a film,you know for entertainment.
If it were real, he'd have been shot or captured in the first 20 mins!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No way man! That's John McLean (sp?)
he kicks ass and takes names for a living!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# what if it's just pretend
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# When I did the whole 'educational' bit for getting where I am now.
We had an entire 3 hour lecture on discussing various building/construction plotholes in the movies, and how they should work in the real world.
It spoils the magic knowing the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# bless ya heart
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *OCD's*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I always wondered about the point of freefalling lifts in movies.
Someone invented emergency liftbrakes in the late 19th century for christ's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You'd think hollywood would have caught up by now.
the whole freefalling lift thing has been done to death - so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Maybe they should do the same thing, but with escalators.
"Shit the motors have been cut. This escalator, IS GOING NOWHERE!"
*dramatic closeup on actors' faces*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# come to la, we'll have a few drinks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ready for a night on the town
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# watch out jolly jack
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Scarlet?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Slutty squirrel.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *sidles up*
...The red squirrel flies at dawn...

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets go to work (crap but its my first post so be nice)


Click for bigger (90KB)
(robcuny, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# you want me to be nice about that?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Also this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nice pixels :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ummmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wow, lots of effort evidently went into that!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *Huge Office LOL*
Bloody fantastic!!!

*falls off chair, still laughing*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# rubber cock legs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Nope,
it's just the way I walk
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i like your bendy moves, sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# that's amazing, now im not scared of posting my own shite
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# noob wars!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Whatever happened to noobmaster?
I do miss him so.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I killed him and ate his liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# 20 posts yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# how long DID you lurk?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# about a year on and off
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# so robcunty
what the crap is that, most peoples first posts are far better than this, unless theyre paraplegic, retarded, and got their hamster to shop it for them
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hey
I tried my fucking hardest!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# we know
*bums vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# 0_0
Your hardest ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# POAP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hello new person
please read the FAQ thanks
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# here's a very nice seamshorse, how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Nice idea, and hardly any seams.
Still: Woo for the idea! (one of my first posts was based on the same source, so I'm bias anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha, the seams make it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Oh come on, you didn't even try.
IS IT TUESDAY ALREADY LOL?

OH YEAH, IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# thats not bad
for a poap
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It kinda works in its way...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# gets me every time! :D
bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It was either that or my seamhorse...
where if I recall the slipper gets you every time, so one way or another I'd have done you with that post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Evil man...
:D

It's true though!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I fail to see what you have done to this photograph
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# that reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# its ironic
that ALL the seamy pics posted in reply to this are actually better than the one you've stuck together
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# This one's worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# nope, try again
its still too good
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# seemless simply seemless
top work - great first post... do you use word or excel as your image manipulator?
(trent666, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I used...
a newspaper and pair of scissors...
(robcuny, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# He'd never go to work
www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# don't know if it works

this graphics stuff really isn't my forte, but you're getting it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# They're also going to rebrand as 'Eddie Stows-Tarts'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
i initially looked for a good truck just to apply a few to but failed in my quest.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# they're, they're Arch . . .
they're Arch . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# You're God...
...everything works! ;-) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahah, *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

Edit: Anyone else notice how happy Smug Bastard's foot is?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# It looks like a skull
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
How the feck do you find something like that?

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# The 'Door Score' bit is confusing me
but this is woooooootles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

every time you get one you add a sticker, just like the old fighter pilots used to do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Oh I get the big reference
I'm just not sure what a door score is....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# like on fighter aircraft, they paint small planes on the nose cone or just below the canopy to show how many kills they've made
this is the same, but goes on the car door, I think

Unless I've got completely the wrong end of the stick :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# exactly
i tried various wordings, the 2 page explanation and instructions is attached to the back along with a voucher for a free hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ah
it's been updated since this morn:

"I think it's a sacking offence to make light of the murder of anybody, never mind prostitute women who are vulnerable and criminalised"
that'd be because they're breaking the law love.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This made me make this:
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# HAHA!
Worth a click in itself. "FP this now" etc.
(Cloudane, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# In shops now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm-aaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ^this
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Once, there was this kid who.......


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i preferred Teakettles & Castanets or whatever it was called


oh yes Afternoons & Coffeespoons
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Song_of_J._Alfred_Prufrock
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# all those words make my brain itch
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ...the part of the brain affected by cake?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# The one
and only
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# aicmfp
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# The Man. The Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# William should clean it up then!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# William shat a Boulevard
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# :)
Are there smoke rings just out of shot?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Jamie's Ministry of Greed
Jamie's
(heat_komotion, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I don't think anyone saw this
www.b3ta.com/board/8903060
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Everyone has you on ignore.
Even me now, *ignores*.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Nooooo
One less convert to Cock Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# There is only one name for tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# People do seem to have problems spelling tongue dont they
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I find that, and village.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# and weird
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# they also have trouble with apostrophes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# goddam them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# some people have a problem saying tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ^this^
it rhymes with 'lung', not 'gong'. Silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# TUNG
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# And don't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# fat tounge?
Nicely, though :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Why did he have to go up to Doncaster to be patronising?
Surely he could have found equal nutritional issues in many parts of London and the South East and saved himself a shedload of travel time. Why did he feel the need to patronise Yorkshire people rather than sneer at his own kith and kin?!

Eh?

God I loathe that man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ^this.
arrogant upstart. I normally just switch over when he's on, without getting fussed over him
but caught him speaking on a Radio 2 debate about his 'pass it on'
idea, and he shouted down the opposing view with nothing more than the
radio equivalent of internet trolling, and got quite personal about the
opposing speaker in his comments.
I wish I could get the offending interview, was on a few weeks ago.
Really dislike the man after hearing that, he had a very 'holier than thou' attitude going on.
His ideas are great in principle, and make common sense, but he just came
across as believing a little too much of his own hype.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I apologise for the outburst above.
I normally affect a benevolent and mild-mannered facade while b3taing, but sometimes things just slip under my guard.

Normal fluffiness will now be resumed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# because that's where the chips through the railings lady came from
personally i've always liked the fella, and this last idea really wasn't a bad one either. it ain't rocket science, feed kids crap they get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I never liked him until school dinners.
Personally if people are too thick to eat properly then let them live with stunted bodies and minds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I don't really see why people have such a huge problem with him
if they didn't feed their kids shit he'd have nothing to harp on about, would he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Coz the biggest objector to his last project was from ther.
She was the one making a nice profit by selling the school kids chips and kebabs through the playground bars when he was trying to stop them eating like Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Nice
even though I thought it said Jamley...


Jamley on toast. Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Well if you think that's the case the only superiority is your ignorance!
Now fuck off to McDonalds, there's a good boy

EDIT: You know that scene from Big Train when a guy hears someones opinion in a pub and then takes it as his own? He repleats it at a dinner party trying to look cool and opinionated?
That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Chris Rock?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# If you look in the mirror and say his name 5 times
he appears and screams at you the differences between white and black people
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *avoids all mirrors just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# avoid Lethal Weapon 4 as well
just to make sure
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# biggy smalls
biggy smalls
biggy smalls
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# No, but it's ok,
they obviously all look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# bwahahaahahaha
this'm woo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Boing!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# gah!!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
#


Haha! Looks like I used "invisble Smug" as the source!!
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :D
Soup Herb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Werr!
Are they after some croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahahah, fecking brilliant!
and in other news, sky and virgin have made up and now I'll get sky one, news and sports again. But I'll probably never watch them.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
Just in time for the last bit of BSG!

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# holy shit, I forgot about that!
dammit, i'll be watching that without fail!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Perfectly captured

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nearly as smug as this cock
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# dr smug
yes, he is the most smug
(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr Strangelove
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Terry Tibbs
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Or 'How I learned to stop worrying and love the Obama"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# HONK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# No, I haven't got your stapler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hehehe, I had that on again this morning... Love that film....
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Why have I not seen this film!!!
I should be shot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# because it's really over rated and not that funny?
come get me world
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *gets*
It's pretty funny, be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it drags a bit in the beginning
but it's one of my hands-down most favorite movies, and has been for quite a while
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hello?
No sorry, Love doesn't live here anymore.
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahahah, good lord, he looks so much like John Fiedler!
graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/06/27/arts/27fiedler_184.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 'noon. Bindun yet?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha!!
excellent expression!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I'm trying to think of ways to combine this
with the priceless McCain one
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Ahahahaha
"so?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# best quote ever
from best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Some sort of post-watershed Fingerbobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Pfft
Extreme needlework.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That needs to be turned into an animated series
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Top Gear: the massacre ?
no serious, what movie is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Se7en
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# first time i saw that
i went "that's kevin spacey" and my housemates all went "no it isn't"

bloody stupid girls
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Did you punish them?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# no
i did offer to sleep with two of them, but the third said it was all or nothing, and i couldn't bring myself down that much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hello dere
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# SMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
i think this is much better then the original...


as he is black....where is all the "bling" and "bitches" and "shooters"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# running for president last time i looked
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I thought we were stereotyping smug rather than black here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I fucking hope so...
Or I'm not gonna be best pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oi, I'm black
and I have no bling and women hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ahaha you are so fuckin not black!!
you cheeky liar!!.......ooooh he's lying.....mnaybe he is black?!

/racismgetslolsblog*

*/innexcusablyracistblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
there may be another reason for the latter of those two points.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# YES!
It's a Nigerian spammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I'm sorry, this guy
doesn't have enough TWAT(tm)or superior arrogant greed for me.
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# sorry mr gear


Still love you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Brown bread?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# whahaha
edit: negrochu?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Bring on the
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# YES!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*retires from B3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Is that Maddie's Dad on the right?
Is that what constuitutes a celebrity now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Darren Gough
Ex-England bowler . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
Needs a fourth frame with them covered in chunky goo.

(not Dale Winton's)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Arf!
Being b3ta, this observation has almost certainly already been made, but in the middle frame, is she gripping his nuts really tightly?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# "Wring on the balls"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# spicily noonerised that man!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The Republican Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# The Republican Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# the publican republican
pint please
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent!
He's gonna kick some Eye-raq ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# suits him ....
TJ: I've been preparing a document at work with some stock photos and this one caught my eye.

Remind you of anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# pffft!
smug, but not smug enough...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# he looks even more sm,ug to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I think he's more smug
but the lack of croissant lets it down a tad I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i think thats it.
needs more croissant...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
he's waaaaaaaaay fucking smugger!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# SmugCo
is an equal opportunities employer
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# DAMMIT mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Eddie Murphy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Well he IS rather smug
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# He looks a little bit like a model of the captain off of Deep Space 9
www.comicuniverse.co.uk/de-DE/image.php?productid=4924
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Smug is an equal opportunities employer.
Nice find.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Diversity!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahah
and an excellent example of supreme smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha! needs a Croissant on the table though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Geordie laforge?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# way ay man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Smug
orange juice of champions
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# flange
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Epic first post
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# coffee all over the keyboard
haha
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# This.
somewhat less inflammatory than the one way down v there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You talk to your mother with that mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# of course i do?
which other mouth would i use? :)
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Then you'll be needing this
*passes soap*
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *bubbles* *bubbles* *bubbles*
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Mating two flanges.
Is a perfectly reasonable engineering term.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That was exactly the argument used
by those pushing for gay marriages
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ...and not a bad result from a night out, YAKNOWWHATIMEANEH? EH?! EH?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# How are you?
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# grand, can i get you anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# a yorkie, pack of S&V crisps and a sparkly mango drink pls...
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# er.............i've got awerthers original and some cockfluff, that do ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# no.
(FeedMeSeymour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# suit yourself.
*consumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I DO believe it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# That is just plain worrying!
Woo and I've just noticed I have 48 items in my B3ta bookmark folder!

How sad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Weird!
Anyway, I feel dirty, but I'm going to threadjack, sorry...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
first one thats made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
also works for road runner and wil E coyote
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, I thought about doing it with them
but I like Dastardly and Muttley a little bit more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heeheeheehee
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Is Mutley guiding him in?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
#

heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# you know when you've been Fritzl'd
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Looks like
rather a nervous driver...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# also like Fred West
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oh fuck
oh fuck
OH FUCK!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# there you are!
where the hell is my sand?!
=D

and that picture you did for me never tipped up...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
He prolly forgot you have to nag him sometimes . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# nah,
i had it, but it disappeared at mums house after the derby bash....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Oh right . . .
well when he's finally imprisoned in my basement I'll make him draw you another . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# excellent!
and can i have his hands when you get round to dismembering him?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# "tipped up"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# it never turned up
tis still lost
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Which pic?
I need reminding!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# the one you did at the derby bash of my daughter
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ah, I remember that one.
I don't remember its fate, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i took it with me,
but it disappeared at jessies house!

s'not fair!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *sobs*
and it was bloody ace too.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# arrived, reached, come
reached come

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hurhurhur
come...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# David, that's filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahaha! Whut!?
Mentil!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
...and the 4th one with the PC has got to be a goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Top clips!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# pfft
also TJ:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm

don't buy pets without the government telling you what time they should be shitting at.

best comment has to be:
I've provided a small bridge and 'no fishing' sign for my goldfish. Is this sufficient under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act?

Phil, Berkhamsted, UK
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Blimey!
will peruse the comments in a sec, but BBC CAT IS WAITING TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this is because
cats are spawn of satan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# somewhere someone is kicking their dog every night when it whines for food
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# and they're a bastard
but a piece of paper written by the govt is not gonna stop them.

saw a headline in yesterday's paper atop an article about the difficulties people face fostering; "Real Parents Aren't Perfect"

as most of the people who've commented say, those people who are getting pets who want to look after them and keep them in rude health will go out of their way to do so, the bastards will be bastards whatever
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# And that is why I think the government should pledge shotguns for cats.
Or at least really big wolverine claws.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# nah
sacks with half a brick in them are still as good today as they were 100 years ago
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It would have to be a really small sack.
Though the idea of a cat swinging it like a ball and chain is quite pleasing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# depends
how small the kitten is
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hahha
the guy who hides under the bed is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Been there, done that.
This is clearly a clip from Mrs Grain's last driving test.
It was just before the examiner jumped out...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I was wondering if that was you
Until I watched the vid
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I love the one
with the no-nonsense dustman!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Combat gear? Shmombat gear...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# oh yeah!
well your ninja power is no match for my shovel!
WHACK!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Just for my own satisfaction
Does anyone have a 'bring on the wall' source pack?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You can get one here:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# What happened to the right hand post
it looks very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# oo er...
dunno. I didn't touch it. Just real photo weirdry.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I wasn't accusing you of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I only touch up signposts
when not in public.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# looks alright to me guv
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I like this
Because we call where I used to live "The Wold"
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# so we meet again!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha
coool
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha
most woosome :)

edit: have a feral squirrel
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *poos pants
*sniffs
*looks around
*tastes
*...
*sicks
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# pffft
love it.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

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