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# something i did for a project
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Masturbatary project?
Most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Masturbatary project?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Masturbatary project?
Indeed
(__, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Masturbatary project?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# is there any other type of project?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# The Sunday Night project
But alas that is wank too!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I am starting to suspect that these aren't all yours.
Purely for the erratic fluctuations in skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# all mine
i am afraid my friend, my erratic behaviour is merely my nature
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Fair enough :D
It is just unusual to see someone with such mad skills post such seamy stuff also....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# we don't know what part of this one is source
and what is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# none of it is shopped.
It is the cover from an Ep by 'The Disclosure project' so he obviously is a professional artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i just googled them
and couldn't see a release with this as the cover
more likely it was a 'design a cd cover' graphics project at college/uni
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# first link?
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=she%27s+a+godess&btnG=Search&meta=

and it says what he is in his profile.

welcome MrJones, you'll never leave etc.!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# first link?
danke.

setting up my tent, had a laugh when i first saw this board, hence me joining
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# it didn't say that when i looked a monet ago
!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you probably spelt godess right/wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i just googled them
i wont be posting an advert for the release on here, but its there on line
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Your tunes are decidedly better than
the nonsense I make when bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Your tunes are decidedly better than
and im betting your artwork is better than mine i make when im bored so i reckon were even there
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# what about your spelling?
How did that go down with the person you did the project for?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# spelling
hehe tune was spelt that way, cant rename it really i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I agree.
going from shit to superb and back again takes years of practise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# or drugs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it's just poser
out of the bag 3d assets with a couple of lens flares thrown on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# its not poser
I used bryce and 3d studio but youre right its not that special really, but it does look nice
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# which version of 3d studio?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Apologies
i meant daz studio, the simple thing to create things with....

3d studio max always ate me alive.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# nice stuff mr.jones
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# suspicious
fanny bulge - like a monkey's forehead!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Crikey
Very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Godess
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# indeed
just a minor one, as she rises through the ranks she gets awarded more d's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Football
is particularly funny. Both Chelski and the thieves being done at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I am happy that Chelski are getting kicked,
but not the scouse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# LOLCHELSEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I WANT LOLSPURS TO LOSE IN EUROPE
AND AM GLAD THEY ARE BOTTOM AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Anorthosis are beating Inter :S
How strange :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# LOLCHELSKI!
3-0
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just saw that on ITV :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Ace :D
It's like a vortex of AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Marvellous as ever!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Argh!
I see an evil face in the middle

and the penguin from wallace and gromit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Such good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yeah
nice to see this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ....



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I've done that before :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
I want to do that!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i hate this wagon
cos i don't understand what the origin is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8904010
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Actually,
www.b3ta.com/board/8904016

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Sooooooorrrrreeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# STANBOOOOOOOOO!
/ac

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# also, it's not a ripoff, they bought the rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# OK,
I apologise.

It is a shit remake of a cracking Japanese program.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# wasn't directed at you
just noticed someone called it a ripoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that was me
i think...
edit : www.b3ta.com/board/8900420 ok i said we stole it :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# How very dare you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Must admit, I saw some of the Jap version on Youtube
and was a little disappointed that it wasn't much more extreme.

Was much funnier than Dale's limp effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# should be filmed on the side of a cliff or something
saw Brian Blessed as the british presenter for some japanese gameshow the other day, very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# O Rly?
Please find linkage now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *searches*
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKjdZey5ak
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *sets Sky+*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# From the advert it basically looked like a modern and slightly less whimsical Takeshi's Castle.
Only on Challenge though, bah!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# On the clip I saw,
they were beating each other with the styrofoam and jumping on each others heads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Damn I was watching the wrong clip!
I'll go back for another browse later. Ta Sush.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# "Hole in the Wall" isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Whatever Donkey Face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Whatever, intentionally distracting rancid fish bastard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Fuck you man,
Fuck you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I don't know either, but if you can't beat em...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I posted a think a couple of weeks ago but no one laughed
I'm just way ahead of my time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Heh...
They didn't want you to get your 100th FP prematurely...
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# :D and make that 3 weeks
www.b3ta.com/board/8848894
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Aah, yes.
I remember that! Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought I only did it a couple of days ago
my memory scares me some times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I laughed.
you scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Have you got a link to the original vid?
'tis most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Sadly no.
All I have is this: crap.fi/archive/6449.gif

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# That is quite hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I'd love to hear the sound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# putting "jumps into wall" into youtube bore fruit
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGpXc8jyDpo

The sound is disappointing, unfortunately. The wall is apparently quite solid.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha thats awesome
but seriously can someone explain what this tango'd goon is doing on my b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# haha!
great work. reminds me of TV burp.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha
syuper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
top work that child
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# This nonsense is making me laugh FAR too heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# the picture of dale was crying out for some cdc
plus it need a forth cunt as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Launch time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ...ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# That is very nice!
UMMAGUMMAUMMAGUMMAUMMAGUMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Don't get me started on Dogs!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Dogs is a good Floyd song
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Do something less boring then?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# "All in all, you've just another dick with one ball."
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Don't fucking start me on her!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# You don't need it to be 9/11 for that.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# You aren't even making any sense Donkey face!
/not a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# HOLY SHARK BALLS, ROBERT.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Am I the only one who would do her for the tape rights?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ...she's 12
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Shoefingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# god
not that again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# What? Some variation is nice.
Endless RIS is tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ear cateracts?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# :(



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# shoefingers
never really worked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# In the same vein as ear worms . . .
Filler as it were . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# No.
SALAD FINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The rocket has distorced space-time enough to displace the red moon for a second.
That makes Isaac Newton very confused!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Take one and mix with the infintesimalised 's.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# there's lovely
*hums "button moon" theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# One of my all time favourites !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it's great
can't beat dangermouse, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I wouldn't dare try . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ohh, That reminds me....


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Brilliant minds . . .
can neither crate nor destroy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Just some recursery I have planned.
But I just set my wii up and can't be arsed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# No hurry . . . I like looking forward . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yayful...... you win a ride on my airbus
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Great . . . book me non-stop . . . roundtrip . . .
I'm a big tripper . . . err . . . tipper . . . aah both !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I very much approve of this sort of thing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Wanted to jump on the bandwagon

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# What is this show?
(Feels alienated).
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Through the wall
or summat.
Saturday teatime viewing on BBC1
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Aaah. The mysterious Saturday prime time quality sink.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
teaDINNER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Tea is perfectly acceptable up north.
Now live with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I don't mind the tea thing
as much as I do people calling lunch dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# what if i have my dinner at lunchtime, eh?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Then you are a spacktard ;)
How do Micto?

Is the finger all better? I really must finish that second part for you by Easter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# finger is well
i have been playing again
although i do need to apply your chords to the lyrics and learn them properly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Fair enough.
Well I shall hopefully finish it tomorrow, but you know me. It'll prolly be 6 months till I do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I am up north,
The amount of times we've had the lunch/dinner/tea debate is ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Double U Eh Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck you southern boy
You should say dinner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Its tea in Sheff boy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I've always said tea.
My whole family does.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Get the fuck out of cornwall then
You dont belong there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# We're all Cornish.
My dad's side doesn't act like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# You mean they don't have sex with you all?
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Don't be silly, my family has taste.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# shitting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# watch that crap
or your own crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I've been wondering this myself.
I understand the concept from seeing clips, but I don't know the name of the programme or when it's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# It is an english version of a loony Japanese programme.
Type in Beat the Wall to youtube and you will find the english version.

Type in Human Tetris Japanese to see the original.

And Human Tetris Italian for wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# as ever the jap version is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# It's
A complete ripoff of a Japanese show the Internets were laughing at about 2 years ago.
(Cloudane, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# it's utter shite "entertainment"
but it makes for a good bandwagon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Good bandwagon?
Surely that is an oxymoron :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Oxy is a spot cream,
and don't call Jeccy a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# As far as I know the only spot cream whose logo is a weird sexual position.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# So now I have to google it.

EDIT: My God you are right!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# i just googled it too
wha tthe hell are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I thought this too.
But I think they may have changed their logo....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Weird uncomfortable standing up sex.
www.patient-pharmacy.co.uk/images/catalogue/medium/oxyTripleActionWipes.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# ah
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# aha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# all i got for googling Oxy, was pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# STANBOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# it is a game show about pork
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Shite!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Would'em.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# fuck, is this thing still rolling?
i thought we'd seen the last of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# That´s the most recent post
and was posted around 30 minutes ago.

Maybe this bandwagon has killed B3ta.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# If any bandwagon was going to do that, it'd have been 50ft woman.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# no chance.
a direct meteorite strike couldn't kill b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# well...
the show is called hole in the wall.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw loser? or Sawbama?


Click for bigger (65KB)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That is nicely done also,
but it is polite to only post one thread at a time and wait a while till you post another one.

If you read the faq, and hang around a bit, you will pick up the rules and nuances of the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# wow
fantastic!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Woah...
Careful. Just use one thread or this lot'll jump on your back and suck out your spleen.



RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Did you make this?
You've still not told us if you're posting your own work.

Edit: TinEye says no, and as I've now seen the original and can see the seams, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Yup
All my own shopping but I have edited since the original post to show McCain beneath the flesh mask
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# very nicely
reckon you're a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ?
Haway then. Explain what you mean by "a keeper"?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i've seen this already...
did you make this?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Someone did a better version with McCain and a Dubya gag.
Can't remember who.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# looks exactly the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The same
As what?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# same as another image that looked exactly like this...
did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Yes
I made it, but altered it after an hour or so to add McCain as the face behind the mask. Could that be what you saw earlier on here?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Really?
The night is yet young, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, FAQ now read and image ruined ;-)


MOD EDIT: Please edit your old posts, rather than starting another new thread. Also, please don't flood the board with new lots of new posts at once.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# That's lush that is.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Edit the old one; don't post a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Nicely optimised now,
but you have an edit button under your post which you should use to change the original pic.

But don't delete this thread, as that will also get you flamed :D

The moral of this story is this:

You will fail at b3ta until you have been here ages :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You've been here ages.
What's your excuse?

(Couldn't resist)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Shut it you Tart ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Mwaaahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
/lives this parable.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ^^ this
however being here ages even helped me to some extent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# how has it been ruined
looks better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# i wouldn't have said ruined by a long shot
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# you still didn't answer the question...
did you make this or do we burn you alive?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Yeah
I made it
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I wonder...
Why they don't just use Imagemagick or something to auto-optimize(sic) the images as they're uploaded, and possibly provide a link automatically to a full version. Avoid all this nonsense in the first place.

Anyway - amusing animation and still possible to see what it is :)
(Cloudane, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# If you use the b3ta uploader,
it does automatically thumbnail things....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# The b3ta uploader does resize bigger pics
but you can't use Imagemagick on gifs and preserve the animation.

At least you never used to be able to, it has been a while since I played with anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# You can
use Flickr for images including anim gifs up to 5mb
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Take That..............................are shit
MOD EDIT: That is way too big to post on the board. Please read our FAQ
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Despite it's immense size, that's actually pretty good.
Did you make it?

EDIT: *sees [img] edit*

Jesus, leave it linked! It's 2MB ferchrisakes!

EDIT2: *hangs head*

EDIT3: yay mods!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# STOP
read the FAQ before you post a 2meg animation on the board...

edit: too late :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Lo KSS!
Aint seen you around in a while. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# been busy busy
and in scotland
doing good my friend, doing good

you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Not so shabby :D
Where abouts in Scotchland? I keep meaning to visit my best friend up there but I am rubbish :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# lossiemouth and inverness
was visiting my brother. never been anywhere near scotland and to summarise my experience:

COLD
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Inverness in November?
What temperature were you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# yes yes i know - luckily my brother (being a distiller) had plenty of whisky



and it was october :P
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Awesome!
My mate is in Kelty near Dunfermline.

I went up to Edinburgh a couple of years back in the middle of August. I still froze my bollocks off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It's a good job that's linked!!
Over 2meg people!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Too late :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# He fixed it then?

and so did the mods
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# woo
did u make it??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Fred Jacques
Question:

Best (and easy to learn) vector-drawing ap?

I'm using MMFlash at the moment and it's a bit tedious.

EDIT: I'm not using it for tracing like most of the vector stuff on here. It's for creating original artwork which is then scalable.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# can i jack your thread
anyone know of a good site for finding a generic multimedia driver??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# driveragent.com
is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# cool
thanks i'll check it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# you confuse me.
The driver must be for a specific hardware product so you need the manufacturer's driver and not a 'generic' one.
Are you thinking of codecs?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You get generic drivers
for things like webcams, that make the basic features work but probably ignore any fancier proprietary features.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I understand that.
I'm just confused as to what a multimedia driver is. There must be a product?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i'm not sure of the make of the sound card
so i was hoping i could get a "generic" driver - maybe i'm just being to optimistic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Can you open up the computer
and look at the sound card? It might have the manufacturer and model printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i could
but its a neighbours computer and i dont really want to go pulling it all out (or the computer!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ah ok, a sound card.
watch this space.

download the free lite version of this

www.sisoftware.co.uk/index.html?dir=&location=downandbuy&langx=en&a=

read the report and find the bit about the audio card and see whet it reports. It may have a link to the manufacturer if it recognises the card.

Sadly there are too many platforms ( soundmax, cmedia, soundblaster etc. ) that are not similar in operation so a 'one driver fix' is unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# woo
cheers sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I would suggest Inkscape or Omnigraffle (mac only)
but I suspect we are talking about different types of vector drawing apps.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Sorry.
I can't bear Starbuck's coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *clutches sides* *rolls in aisles*
Yeah, way to pigeon-hole me. I'm a smug, Starbucks-drinking mac user. :-/

Well, that said, there is a Starbucks mug next to me on the desk...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# inkscape
is pretty simple
(pdjpdj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Best
will always be illustrator.

Easiest to learn. Probably Xara. ( it practically does it for you if you let it )

Oh and CorelDraw is worth a look.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vector_graphics_editors
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Inkscape's lovely.
/ac
Not as advanced as Illustrator (no meshes, I believe) but a much nicer price.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Hah. Reminds me of The Algebraist. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# !
Dude, it´s over 2MB!

A hint: the animation looks like it´s in slow motion. You don´t need all those frames to make it work.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Cheers
Guys, it is linked, but thanks for the newby welcome :-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# We only mean it if you made it.
Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# did you make it or do we burn you alive?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Here is my anus
you have now raped it with that file
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# You shouldn't offer it up so easily,
then it wouldn't happen so often.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# its the only way to get some at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote McCain. He has a big tongue.
(bemo69, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# How is Barry made?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# T.J. Deadline for submission to the Sarah Palin Nude Galleria is almost upon us...


A big thanks to all who made it possible, especially GSTQ without whom I probably would have lost interest and packed it in.

oh, and nsfw... honest.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Did you stick my piccie in there?
I never saw it - mind you, it was a bit OTT
/song nearly ready btw, give me until Friday and I'll email it over :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# don't you blame me
hahahahahaha!

what's her majnessness doing in there you madman
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# As much as I love your website
I wish there was more hardcore palin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# you still haven't credited me you shit
plus, you missed this one:
polical porn nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :D
cheeky tj: I am trying to install after effects on my old computay as my fancy one is borked, but can't do it as the resolution is cack. Is there any way I can bypass this and install it anyway, or am I going to have to knuckle down and get a new monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i installed it on a low-resolution monitor with half the minimum ram
and it installed fine
(the computer in question has since died, mind)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hmmm it's telling me I can't install it
I'll try again

'edit' nah, nothin' doin'.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Have you tried feeding it a mixture of
three parts gin, two parts vodka and a generous slurp of Ribena?

I tried that once and the after effects were fucking spectacular, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Soupytwist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Everything you have in the till and no sudden moves.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# A quick one with you, Stephen
/Although my favourite is probably 'Beef Goulash'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Was 'A quick one with you, Stephen' the one where he kept saying a measure of gin then? I only remember that it was in the ropey fourth series with the special guests.
"This week's cocktail is A mug of horlicks, first of all you will need some horlicks and a mug."
"Heh, Will I do?"
"No Hugh I mean a recepticle to contain with horlicks, you will however need an idiot to hit on the head with your teaspoon."
"Heh, Will I do?"
"Amply"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha, I've recently discovered them all again on youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I'll try that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# maybe gonna to get legs just grow?
www.leenks.com/video1783.html
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# cor, lummie!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Republikiss
(bemo69, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# she looks a little bit more human
See even the Germans new there was some thing wrong with the people of Coventry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Tounge!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror!
(bemo69, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Seamless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Seamless?
You should see my first attempt ;-)



...now THAT is seamless!
(bemo69, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Not a single seam to be seen! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
giant fucking heads


run for your LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# It's OK, they look stoned to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# To slow with a pun,
you'll have to rush more in the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *gnashes teefs*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# apologies


Click for bigger (152KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# there only 1/4 of her
she has been murdard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# there only 1/4 of her
i think shes been cut from the show :S
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# They are so gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# that is why she is saying shit
unless she has trod in some dog shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# :S

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Turn $6 into 6 cents! Don't Read This :) this is a scam...Not Worth trying !
[ancient pyramid/chainletter scam spam snipped]
(Whisper, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Oh fuck.
I has no dollars so I can't make thousands :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Fucking Idiot.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# it's a bot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I Feel Silly Now :(
I have learned from my mistakes :)
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# No no no, you're doing it all wrong!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I like money.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I don't trust anything that claims to be "ABSOLUTELTY LEGAL!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# You don't fool me, Julie Moult! - not even for the second time today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Fuck off to /talk
you Vadgebadger
they like lots of writing
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# They don't want spam bots any more than we do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah,
but they deserve them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# correct
but they dont get spam bots
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# it's not real
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# pffft top plug
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# threadwaste!


Click for 1024x768 wallpaper (136KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# WOW!
What an amazing idea!!!1one!!!11!!!
OMFG
WTF
NFI
DFS
BBQ
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Just where do these fuckwits come from?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'm going to choose my words carefully
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit...
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# well thought out sir ...
*summarisies*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# This.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha :)
/first or second film, I can't remember? I *think* it's the first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Second.
:O)

PS Bought yourself a uke yet? You can get good spongebob squarepants ukes for £20 from all good luthiers..!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Just something interesting about these schemes.
They are illegal in most countries including the UK and the US.

Even if they were to run as described and everyone was honest after just 15 steps 1 of these schemes would involve 7.6Bn people. Last time I checked that would mean you would have to be posting to people on other planets because we don't have enough to support it.

If human beings actually post this stuff in the belief that it is anything other than a fraudulent joke then they should qualify for a Darwin award.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# You've done the math.
When you say human beings...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# someone please just post the 'Wheel of Fail' pic
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Woss R' Brand?`
Meet the most loved Radio star!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# i think i was raped by that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahah christ!
I just made my stepsister a birthday card :3
www.clansoul.com/birthday/
(contains sound)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# You should have used that
Daisy, Daisy, Give me your heart please do music.

I know she is your stepsister, but you are from the west country....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ...she's 12
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# She is only 12?
You are a right wrong'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# fucky fucky with out the badness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# my name is inigo montoya
you raped my father, prepare to die
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Old skool!

Poligen ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Katso Katso Krut!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# lols a russell-eyed woss bat
or worse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Elect Button
Photobucket
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] NO! ELECT GHOST 2008!
Photobucket
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Please note that Paedophile
is spelled as I just did....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# ^voice of experience
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# maybe he likes feet
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# size 10 and under...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# OCD foot fetishists
go to Clarks for their exacting needs. No apologies for width.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# This is all very silly. Please continue.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Possibly.
Or maybe he is saying he isn't a pedophile, he is a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# or to be arsey
paedophyle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Nah,
that is just wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# ah, but oh so right
but it is on the side of snobby arseyness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# wacom graphics tablet users, where is the best place to get new pen nibs?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# nips
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Lacist!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Someone was asking this the other week
but I can't remember who.

Have you tried ebay? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# the cheapest i've found them for is direct from wacom
they don't last, i've had this for about 3 weeks now and i've nearly worn one out, and they only give you 3 free ones with it.

Don't buy from ebay, i only sell on there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# why not buy from ebay?
And why do you sell if your advice is not to buy?

edit:// also I don't know what you are doing wrong because a nib lasts me over 12 months. I've had this current Intuos 3 nearly a year and never changed the nib. Change your sensitivity. You should be able to make a solid line whilst barely stroking the pen across the tablet face.

www.pcwb.com/catalogue/item/WAC500
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# They are just a nylon rod?
What are the dimensions?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# or
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# banyoffy pie
(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# That is never a banoffe pie!
These are Banoffe pies
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yum
you know your pies
(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Get those mice away from it!!!
He picks his arse with them!!!!

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Don;t we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Sometimes he just couldn't be bothered to turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i am going to say this for the final time
Peter (dr who) Davidson and his (at the time) Sandra Dickinson, sang the theme tune for Button Moon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yes, we know.
Well I did.

Ning Earl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# good
Ning Mstandot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# He owned her?!
You will say it again, you can't help it.

Edit: My bad, Sandra Dickinson is obviously a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# 'Davison'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Rabbit that does your eyes in
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# WAH!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# does it do funny things to your eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Yeah, a bit.
Your sig is worse than the bunny though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Your sig on the pic makes my eyes go funnier than the bunny wabbit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ah, good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# i think I posted a pic of you a few hours ago
b3ta.com/board/8900977
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# i saw that and took
better then the other one i have

that was me at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# i have bad eyes anyway
but woo doggy pic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# "Blurry eyes" burning like fire"
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# STANBOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I've been here all day, mostly..
Just stopping to cook tea, and the odd occasional wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I know.
I just enjoy shouting that.

Just because I ignored your pic earlier, doesn't mean I ignored your presence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I know... I know...bad bad pun!
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# just there, on the left.
/crashed a nuclear waste cargo ship blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I was
going to make the hole viaduct shaped but I thought it might be too subtle
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# /me Jumps on bandwaggon


Edit: also, nice punnage.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# if only that would really happen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Awesome
I lived in Thelwall half my life! Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! blitheringidiot semi-lurker status achieved, many thanks, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)

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