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[challenge entry] Only because it's Archie's suggestion and should have been done weeks ago


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck, the truth is more hideous than we imagined

*checks on the kittens*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *claps*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ah grand you're about
is this any good cgi.ebay.co.uk/250GB-NEW-2-5-USB-external-pocket-hard-drive-250-GB_W0QQitemZ300269051375QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item300269051375&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1300|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318
my mate's looking at getting it, i've never heard of them and don't want him to get shafted over a shit piece of kit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I really could not say.
I know of the manufacturer and think they make decent stuff but I guess it's all about what you are prepared to pay for portability.
I think the price per gig is way too steep personally. You can get a 750gb external drive for that and granted it's the size of a hefty book and weighs a lot more but it will go in a briefcase or a manbag no problem.
I'm pretty sure Freecom do a 320gb pocket for about £60.
I'd suggest he searches the web for reviews about durability because most of these won't take being dropped a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# cheers, will link him to this post
rather than quoting all that at him
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Various suppliers
are doing 1.5 Tb drives now, for ridiculous prices.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah.
Not so many as externals. I was just trying to equate the price to an external. If he was to spend the money on an internal he'd easily find 1TB for that cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# nah
he wants an external
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah.
if he can live without sticking it in his pocket then I can recommend this. I have 4 of them and 3 of the previous 320gb models ( which I pad about a fiver more than the current 500gb price just over 12 months ago )

www.ebuyer.com/product/149357
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# might get one of them myself
got a seagate freeagent sitting on my desk as a paperweight

was broken out of the box, but cos i moved from uni back home and then had a load of more important shit happening over the summer i never got it replaced. might try and get it replaced (still within guarentee period) and then flog the new one on ebay
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "But officer, it was only one or two pages from the 30s. Surely we can be discreet about this."


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# haha!
this made me laugh.
also...
'they call his morning editorial meetings the "Vagina Monologues" because of his habit of calling everybody a "cunt".'

from his wikipedia entry
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# White on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I had to tell some fuckwit MSc student to take her bottle of water off a book from 1693 this afternoon
I kid you not, we even have are user regulations in HUGE BOLD LETTERS as you walk through the door
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] EXCLUSIVE!

Pictures from last week's Daily Mail bonfire night party!
(moistness, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Hello b3ta.
I am superhappy. How are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Have my pathetic effort


My fingers are so tired they want individual hot water bottles and sleeping bags tonight


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# for a moment
i thought that said "Take That destroyed!"
sadly, no day is ever perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# That would be a fine day :)
I got home tonight, got asked to get something from the loft, and was attacked by a tin of white paint as soon as I opened the loft door

Two hours of subsequent scrubbing it off the carpet with hot water; and my hall is still fucked, an insurance claim :(

Oh well, that's how things are at my end
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yowch. What a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# crap, that's a bit shitlike.
hopefully the insurance people will cough up!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Tell me about your happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it's super!
i just got back from seeing Tim Minchin.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Was that
"Ready for This"?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# indeedly
plus Canvas Bags [of course] and Darkside.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Sounds
fucking amazing! His live stuff is fantastic!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# yus indeed!
i saw him at Latitude and in Edinburgh. and will be going to 'Ready For This?' again next week with different of friends. well worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Whoa
I've only seen him once, in Norwich. :( It's on my list of "Things I would miss my brother's wedding to see" at the moment.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# well.. i was at latitude anyway
we got the edinburgh tix free
tickets for tonight were on my home-friends
tickets for next week are on my uni-friends.
i figure, since it's not coming out of my pocket, it's not ACTUALLY stalking...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Haha
One of my friends is in his fanclub and goes to the pub with him sometimes, and apparently there's this girl who flies out from Australia to deliberately stalk him.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# She was at Edinburgh!
She sat next to us, clutching her signed canvas bag. apparently she's seen him about 50-odd times or more. We mentioned we'd chatted to Tim in the bar before the show and she actually looked like she might stab us.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Basically I dossed around on my lonesome all day. And instead of doing anything constructive on a day off - I did shit all. HURRAY FOR ME!
My buddy saw Tim the other day, ashually. He's a little too singy a little not enough talky for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hehe, that's what i do on my days off!
also: his new show is quite talky actually. about half/half.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
they are so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Where's the weeners and marshedmellows ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# It's not Big and it's not clever.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I get the impression you;re not the first
to have that idea. b3ta.com/search/board?q=sheepless
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# indeed
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2001/may/25/footandmouth.election2001

best foot & mouth pun ever
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# they found foot and mouth
on a farm in Scotland.
Christ knows if they'll find the rest of Colin McRae.

edit:slightly dated now, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Bugger.
I wasn't a member then like.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# oh well.
Liked your iPhone pics though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Fantabulously
True...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# GIDIET!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha ......
and again
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ha, ha
Excellent. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha!
this is brilliant and true! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Sgt Goblin Thinks it is time for an early night

I am not sure if I agree with him
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I see he's been awarded the prestigious 'Dairylea Triangle'
for courage under withering cheese fire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Not sure either . . . but I did mess with your earlier image . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# That is rather lush
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I kinda koolided it too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# mice---purple haze anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Place your bet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Taaaaaaaaaattvaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You know . . . of course . . . that I want to flip this bad . . .
due to time constraints . . . let's say I did . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Will do
Talvin Singh - Eclipse
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Couldn't hep myseph !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# You should get the 'Karma Collection', you'd like it.
I have it if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yes I would like a new Karma !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Are you a chameleon?
Oh, japes.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# No . . . but I did stay at a Holiday Inn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Govinda
Govinda Jaya Jaya, Gopala Jaya Jaya
Radha-ramanahari Govinda Jaya Jaya
Nrsingadeva Jaya Nrsingadeva (twice)
(repeat verse)
Gaura Gaura Gaura Hari, Gaura Hari,
Prabhupda,
Govindam
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Rashisonya . . .
Pranamamama . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# do you want the original psd to play with?
Here is its
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Great . . . I'm already having fun with it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i'd love to agree
but i've just logged on b3ta, so there's fat chance of that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# One more Macho Product...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you're famous!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm

edit: I mean more famous than normal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Haha
It's a happening place, the coast of Yemen.

edit: Heh, a quick google of my username threw up this earthquake report: "M 4.8, near the coast of Yemen. Did you feel it? Report shaking and damage at your location."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# phwoar
*sends girls round*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hey! thassa goood
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# excellent
*awaits the flymofaha*
cuts the lawn and photoshops
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# like this?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# xtrar awards!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahah wow
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
*wants HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# YEAH!
goodnight b3ta
on another note NO MORE TOADM this week - please! i'm fed up of it already!
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK ETC ETC NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# oh but its only just beginning
lets start taking bets, I'm going for 20 "Ban this sick filths", 5 Father Teds and a dozen Hitlers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# then a Monkeon lateral-thinker on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ...
needs more
b3ta.com/board/8931566
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Fathers Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *That*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Great Gat in the Flymofo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *fears*
I may never mow the lawn again
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Brand spanking new post


Click for bigger (156KB)
(WhippedDream Is Riding A Dutch Bike, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# how not to play ping pong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
have some to practice on.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that man in the background has a whip!
a whip! I love it!
(WhippedDream Is Riding A Dutch Bike, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Birds - One Stone
(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# have you ever worn one of those? they're damn heavy!
even when they're made of aluminium split washers (hours of fun if you're bored)
this weeks compo is making me sad :(
someone shop some kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# does this help at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Yes
i put some seeds out for the birdies in my garden and they did eat them and it did make me smile and i smiled and the birdies flew away and i was sad but then they came back and eated some more seeds and i was happy and smiled and they didn't fly away and i got bored and have some cups of tea and a sit down
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Squirrel wearing a pigeon mask?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# squigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hahah!
Also: It's very nicely done, top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# "yes. hello, kitten reporting line?
i'm phoning to tell you i've just seen some of the local kittens stealing lead from the church roof.
and they threw some eggs at me
they're out of control, those yobs"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# good shop!
that'll teach those pesky kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# its been years since i wore mail
getting clouted in a field half pissed.... ah them were the days
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i've never done that
but i have had the opportunity to wear chain mail and carry a LARGE pointy axe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i defeat the weight problem
by making mine out of pure lithium
smarts a bit, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] WORDS


Click for readable

It's a bit pants, but I had to do *one* entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# kitten on toap!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# phone now!
to speak to potential paedophiles in your area!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I struggled to avoid that one. It was very tempting.
I stuck with the satirical version.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(moistness, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahaha!
clever
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you bastard!i'm working on this!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# nice
The Daily Mail makes me want to take a shit just so i can use it as toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yay! My favourite headline!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] wasn't it actually the express that used it first?
i'll check.
and have my other mail pearoats while i'm at it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Might have been, I dunno. It's just that it is a perfect example of Universal Headline Language.
Immediately understandable, yet content-free.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i can't quite track it down for sure using internets
but it was a real headline, either in the mirror or express

i think it's either from around the release of the first manhunt game in around 2003-4,
or it's really old and was used to call for the ban of child's play 3 after the jamie bulger killing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# The Manhunt one was
"BAN THESE EVIL GAMES", and was in the Mail, if my memory serves correctly.
(greem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# belly pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# postman dailey?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# did that used to say mostpan or am I going insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# yes it did
i typed spoonerims - sorry
edit : i normally write "edit :" but i forgot - double oops!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Dustpan Mat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# sospan fach
/welsh blog
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Bloody typical!!
Coming over here taking our jobs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# BIN THIS SACK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
loving the recursion
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahahaha
love it
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Bastard
DId this one when the Daily Mail generator was posted but lost interest and couldn't be bothered to put it up.

That'll learn me
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun for the Whole Family

Clickee-Biggee
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# zzz all
I go off to dream about daily mail bingo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I like the idea of police recruited penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *clicks*
good use of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i'm not from poland but i could do with some teeth
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# DOH !
Damn it to Hull. You're right, I boobed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious

/ancient pearoast prolly bindun with more tact, elan and charm
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# needs mroe daley thompson
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# top marks for the use of the word "elan" though
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# there's plenty more where that came from
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# make sure you post each one in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Why not put it in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain for the british


and more crap like that on pages 2,3,4,5....
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# That dog looks more like an Alastian than a Brit
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# where is alsatia/alastia anyway?
edit:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alsace
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Near Lorraine
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Quiche

Oh, I thought it was a word-association game.

Apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Ned
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Beatty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I agree
There's something decidedly un-british about the guy in the deckchair, too
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# And I bet the deckchair's made in China
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# BASTARD
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] nice doing
he'll fit right in

(pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# roman salute?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Apparently HP Lovecraft was a big fan of this guy.
(Just a random fact)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# haha luvvin 'it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *buys ticket to Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i'm bored of TOAP already
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# TOADM
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yes shirley it is
SCREW YOU DAILY MAIL!
............./´¯/).............( \¯`\
............/....//........... ...\\....\
.........../....//............ ....\\....\
...../´¯/..../´¯\.........../¯ `\....\¯`\
.././.../..../..../.|_......_| .\....\....\...\.\..
(.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(. \....)....)....).)
.\................\/.../....\. ..\/................/
..\................. /........\................../
....\..............(.......... ..)............../
......\.............\......... ../............./
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# you asci
king you...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# not really i stole it from the internet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nice icon btw...not enough cups of tea round these parts nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# BEST ICON EVER!
I LOVE TEA
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Shirley Porter?
Typical Daily Mail reader.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# they supported Mosley in the 30's
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# A while ago then. Max Mosely is in his 60s now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# his dad silly
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# he had a dad?
According to the Daily Mail he's a bastard!

admits to silliness slur however
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# everyone knows that
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# just making the point that they have always been raciest cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I refer you to my previous post
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I refer you to my previous post too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# He was popular and handsome as Richard Burton
Cause I seen on the box once with his black shirt on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# what the rugy team
oh the fascists
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# My Dad reads the daily mail.
I'd best decline from entering this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# My parents read it, well they just buy the weekend ones
I think my mum just buys it for the free dvds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Searches b3ta folder for peas
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# brilliant.
if only Mercury had listened to him.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
well good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Brian May is awesome
Awesome, i love it :D

Queen re the best ^-^
(Chedsorr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I think it was the guy with the knife covered in blood, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# nah, it was clearly that 45 guy
stupid 45 guy, what's he think he is with his fucking "45"

he did it! and all the other shit, he did that too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Where's the other 41 suspects?
That what I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *burps*
I think they went to france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Did they like it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# it's difficult to know, according to the forensic gardeners they were burnt to a crisp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# by some kid?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# some kinda of bear
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# you're saying that as reverse psychology because you're the guy in the 45
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# maybe
or maybe, I worked on his 1979 pinto
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# wheres
keyser soze?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# he's the guy in yellow
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# GIVE ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# "you want it?come get it fatty"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Careful! It has mustard!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# ZOMG, watch out he is coming at you with a penis in a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hot dawg!
...etc.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# jumping frog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# alberq... fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i've always sang
"i want cookies"... oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you need firefox with spell checker on
which isn't a 100% and gays when you add new words, but it does help
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# consider yourself spanged
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Fucking fuck fuck!!
Have a spang!!


yes I filenamed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# me
too, but don't tell anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# sweet succulent vomiting prison jesus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Woo! Nicely done
Also, a chance to try out my new spang anim:
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# pff
silly blade, frying pan is not syringe
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nice :)
so is this going to be a week of just shopping Daley Thompson?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm sure you'd get annoyed with a "DAILY" thompson!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# that game
gave me so many blisters on my fingers and thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ***SPANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!***
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Memories!
Hoya!

Daley Thompson's Supertest!!! :-D

Had it on my CPC 464 in 1987!!!! Boy, those were the times, nowadays games may look more beautiful but they all look the fucking same!

Plus, back then, when you had a computer, you were underground. Today, it's the norm...

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I fancied making a quick and shitty new desktop as I'm bored of the default Mac ones now.

THERE'S A BIG ONE IF YOU CLICK ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I just spent £194.78 at Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I hope it was all on ridiculously cheap products and you have 2 truckloads of 13p toothbrushes and 7p noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I am tempted to save up a grand and deliver fuckloads of shit to a stranger now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# presumably on
Acme bollock soother.

Hope you're feeling better.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I am not.
To be fair, £120 was beer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hello sir
how be?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# OOH OOH OOH.
You've just reminded me of an idea I had.
Mind if I use your wall paper as a template? I'll gaz you when it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Fo shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Safe as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# The mac desktops are there for a reason..
...the majority of them are meant not to draw the eye - as alot of designers use them (me included - for the last 13 years)

Cool pic as well, have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I quite like them, but I just need a change.
Plus I needed something to do.

His name is Douchebag On Wheels if anyone was curious.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Just like Gizmoduck fron Ducktales


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# nobody was curious, if you were curious
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'm tri-curious.
I like having sex with triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I'm pentacontahepta-curious
it's a *fucking mess* I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I was bi-curious.
DOES THAT COUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# was?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# they are deliberately insipid
but as i rarely see my desktop when i use my computer i like to use something a little more eyecatching
albeit on a plain background
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# DOUCHEBAG ON WHEELS ON A PLAIN BACKGROUND?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Jum jum jum
for 'quick & shitty' that's rather fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I normally fiddle with the lines and add detail.
This one I just scrawled out in a few seconds and went MEH, OKAY. COLOURING TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I read that as the default macaw one
and I suddenly wanted one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# A default macaw?
There were some awesome macaws at the jungle lodge I stayed at. One was called Gladiator, and he would hide by the window in the toilet at night where you couldn't see him, then wait for you to start peeing and shout OLA!

Luckily, you can't piss yourself in fear, as you already are.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yeah, but you can jump out of your skin and piss all over your shoes
...


...



at least, i would imagine you can
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha they are ace!
Where was that jungle lodge situated?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It was in the Tambopata reserve in Peru.
There was another one that was fucking HUGE and totally mean.

The only photo I managed to get of it, it's chewing a steel nail.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# perv
I like your picture, by the way.
But I'm a PC, not a stereotype, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ah yes
I remember you telling you went there

This is Costa Rica, couple of weeks ago
Herro!
cfm

as mediocre as I wanna be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# caw
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# you caw!
sorry, for a moment I thought I was watching eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Awesome :)
I wish I was an admin for a group called Birds Birds Birds.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hehe
I'm an admin of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Tis lully.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# twinkle twinkle little star
fiery radioactive hell you are!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# This
is now my wallpaper too.

'tis most great.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)

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