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#

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Raaaaarrrrrrr... Burble.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
high five due to zombie officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *reciprocates*
My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm sure he wants some nice Nice brain biscuits to go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# The idea of that makes me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :D :D :D

*clicks HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# The Man Who Won't Be King...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# mast?
Bloody Liz never chews properly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a monarch George.
What do I want with a bleeding Monarch George?

EDIT: I love that film.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
winner for crying kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# the true horror of war...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# They are not crying... they have been pealing onions
pealing onions Fist Fucked Crying???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oh noes!
Free DVD and they have to wait 60 odd years for the player to reach the market!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
woo to pic too, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Shh.
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Those nawty germans, nicking the yanks B17s to bomb Britain!
;) Super stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I just knew one of you bastards would spot that!
It was the best source pic of that kind of shot, and I even edited out the US insignia on the fuselage. There had to be one.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahah
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Whine not


Source of information
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Shit what is that quote from again?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# OOOOH RIGHT
Robin Hood
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It's from...
Robin Hood, Men In Tights

- "A BLACK sherrif?!"
- "Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles!"
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?

* Pass the beans!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Yes yes yes I know
Yes I know it's a crap job. I'm at work and I don't have the proper tools available. It's not true that a bad workman blames his tools - you can't carve a decent granite statue with a cricket bat!
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# In that spirit :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# T'ay
Ste
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# where the white women at??
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ^ That's the one - olol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Concept shamelessly stolen from..
Here
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# neverwhere!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# erm...
*lost*

I mean, I know what Neverwhere is...

but...

wtf?
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh, I get you now.. heh
Rumour is that Paterson will play the Dr. Which is meant to be a very similar role. But I never saw the televised Neverwhere.
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Johnson!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Aye
He was also in The Beach!
(madkat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# She don't half go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# pffft
shut it you slaaaaag, I'm avin a pint!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha poor wee meece..can't have a pint in peace
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D

Mousy domestic abuse -- "It's Friday night, I go out with the boys on a Friday night... "
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahah
rabbit rat, rabbit rat, rabbit rat, rabbit rat,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Poor Charles....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# EH HE HE HE H EH EH EH EHE EHEHEHEHhehackackack
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# there's a whale in the whitehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Chelsea Clinton hasn't been there for years!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# mom?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# mom?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold the front page!


hooray! newsletter action!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# She looks strangely like
Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove here!

edit/ have some sexy cat fight action:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# HA HA HA
cor.....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That's no fishtank!
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# this is the right newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue354/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Here is the News
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# about time!
you slacker

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# thank you very much Robbert
and thanks for inventing B3ta

*big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Wub you weelly dis tiem <3
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I've gone back in time again!


or you cocked up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# shouldn't you have edited the existing thread?
Two fails in ten minutes...

/nazi cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# huh?
aaaah right
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# a link to Bob
thank you, Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# This week's title joke is annoying and rubbish.
Dyslexics don't mix up the words in sentences, they mix up the letters in words.
(tomsk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# cnut :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah,
like that.
(tomsk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Now the front page link...
And you did the newsletter on the 13th!?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Remember: there should be no 'u' in 'The Daily Mail'

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# 7 Shape Vector


Mrs Blemish 98

---

Back on with my 7-Shape Vector series of people, after a long sebatical.

If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you can send me a picture and be vectored.

To view all my other art works follow the link : B3tans & Other Gerneral Public | Famous I Like | Famous I Don't | All Art
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Chuffing ace as always!
My pic will most certainly be on its way to you post haste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Yay!
I've missed these! Excellent as usual.

How come it took 500 shapes for me to do a decent vector of myself, but you do it in 7? I think I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've missed your work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I can count 8!
very nice picture btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Only 8 if you count the background.
Which doesn't seem fair.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# DREAM ON!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I have learned something new today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 8 the first two aren't joined ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# technically I suppose he means 7 colours
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah it doesn't look like it do it ...
but there's a thin line between the two ...

I love a good nitpicking on a friday ...

woo!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# just messin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# there's more than 7 shapes though?

chuffin' ace mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I Like This!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Huurraaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *Prepares for spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# What on earth is going on with his cheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Go faster stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ringworm
of the face
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth a new thread


And have a *SPANG* for yerself.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I pulled a variety of faces working that one out.
This is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's an anagram in the style of Fawlty Towers :P

:D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# for you
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue353/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# <3 wub yoo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Wait, that's last weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# </3!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You are so behind the times ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I was busy showing my love :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# put it away
we've all seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# You are doing it wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# FAQ
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I was referring more to the fact that he has
just posted last weeks newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yes,
I meant to post a direct reply, but got your post instead.
A tragicly amusing irony there.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You realise you just directed someone with a lower usernumber AND more posts to the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *takes back above comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# niiiice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Links in the /links board! ;-)
edit: I'm rubbing it to my cock, but nothing happens...am I doing something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# wrong one
FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# your mum is the wrong one!
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# it's last week's n/l you tool
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# so was your mum
don't be a bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pffft, hello new person etc...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You are John Titor
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# wow
I bet Rob wakes up every day just gleeing that he created this site
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I actually think he does!
It's just he goes to sleep every night wondering why... :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# It had to be a great foot in the door
but I often wonder if he sometimes wishes he'd never bothered.

It's a different community to the original Lahndan bum-pals one they set up, and we rarely listen to what he says anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Plus
he gets talked about all the time as if he's not there. :P

I dunno, I don't think it's any better or worse, it's just *different*.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# in the bedroom of a different TV producer each morning
"... urgh - what list of things do you want me to talk about now...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Oh noes! It's last Friday again!
which means it's not payday...boo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I wish it was,
last friday was my payday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Robert!! come back robert!! this is the wrong one!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think either...
He hasn't noticed.
He meant for this to happen.
He doesn't care.
or
He fucked something up and has to write it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# dunno, i reckon he's just bunged it on and run off to take Angus to the park again.
shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You are a bad bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh no he isnt

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahhahahaaha!!!!!
Truly wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# pfffffffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# YESSSSSSS!
:D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# A giant blue praying mantis seems to be clawing its way out of the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ^
b3ta.com/board/8937186
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Argh! Recursion
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
So it is
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# mad as a bag of badgers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that's pretty mad
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm going to put this here, cos it's not my joke (but it is my image)


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hehe
Excellent :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# same picture of him and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You sir, are far too funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# He looks . . .
inbread


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# \o/
aces
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# you
are a mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Get those knees up, boy!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# He's doing well!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# The boy on the far right has no arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Or the 2nd left!
CONSPIRICY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# aww leave him alone he's <insert pun>
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# he can float though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Noooo, don't drown him because he's disabled :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

http://www.greem.co.uk/cgi-bin/dailymail/dailymail
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# AV A BANANA!
also LOL asylum seekers are reading our papers...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# half arsed daily mail headline generator image with my cartoon slapped on top
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed ready break is using the leekspin song in it's new ad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# No, as I haven't watched any TV apart from Newsnight and such
recently I don't think.

Link?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say that I love it.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5ugB4-ZVH3Y
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# it's not really the leekspin song.
it's an old scandinavian folk song (finnish i think).
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I know. But if I'd have said loituma no one would have known what I was babbling about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i see, i live in holland and have no television so i'm really not the most qualified to comment in anyway whatsoever.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Which they came across through their extensive research of old Scandinavian folk songs, no doubt.
Not some half-arsed browsing on the web until they found something that no-one else had used yet...

'Ieva's [something]' (theme, maybe? song?). The popular version is by Loituma, but the Ready Brek version is different.

/should get out more blog.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)

urgh - god this brings back memories of a friend of a friend... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# MONKEY BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Immigrant Terrorist Scum Killed Diana!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I don't
find that story all that shocking, TBH. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Do the Littlejohn

*doesn't make it up*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
DANCE, motherFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# cheryl cole is fit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Cherl?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ah, quick ninjery!
Woo to you, sir!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahah - love your sig
I thought there was something not quite right

must have been the images of Cheryl Cole addling my brain
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Freddie Starr ate my hamster -
Richard Gere's shocking biography about rodent felching.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
ate lost my hamster up his bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ningles Freebs
*checks clock*
actually, noongles!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Arf!
Cheryl Cole? Phwooooooooooaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# no
Cherl

EDIT: No I'm a belmer


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
ninja-ed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Q&D


EDIT: Ooops overuse of the word family.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sixty you say? Oh facking 'A'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haha 60 and still no king!
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah and the queen is so old she can't physically wear the Imperial crown as her back can't take the weight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hail, Elizabeth Queen!
Look for the dodgy looking fellow lurking in the wings. She shouldn't be so weak at her age... something odd going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Why?
She is older that the oldest old person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure
the queen welcomed the chance to speak to someone her own age, for a change...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I suspect you may be missing the grima wormtongue allusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No
No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
I have to admit I have a grudging respect for the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Why?
snot like he's had to work for his money.
I deserve it more than he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He does do a lot of positive things with it though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# So would I!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^This^
And he makes damn good shortbread.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# And spanniels too!
Or will do when is mum dies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# not that i want people to die
but it would be morbidly funny if he did die before his mum
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Or the day after:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Of
shock!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Or Prince Phillip ran him over with a corgi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha!
**mental image of corgi on a train track**
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^this
:D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I think he will.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# his mum is like the emperor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm sure Lizzy is holding on just to spite him.
And remember the queen mum lived to over 100 AND the queen will recive the absolute best healthcare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# the first ever appedectomy was done on a royal i think
perhaps the first full brain transplant will happen in the queen... she could live on as a reanimated diana
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If one is sixty
is two one-hundred and eighty?

This is great, BTW :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nice maths ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Thanks
I has calculator!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That's not a cigar . . .
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# has no one inserted the great comedy 'magenta phallus' into that pic yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yes
he's the one wearing the glasses.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bwahahahaaaaa!
hey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# (Sorry.*)
*is not really sorry
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# s'ok
I wasn't really crying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'd give you a tissue
but that seems to imply fwappage around here. Or something.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# it's been inserted, you just can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# needs more magenta
Edit: oh fecking hell archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# do keep up...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah you are the Crocodile Dundee of the cigar world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Cracker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It is now
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nicely, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 4 minute shop!
inclding the search for pics!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# you look like you REALLY love it
when a plan comes together... and today's plan involved ale!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I have a dozen bottles of Shepherd Neame
Christmas Ale in the garage (impregnable BTW) 7% Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ROLL ON THE FESTIVE SEASON says I
I will be spending as much of it as possible in the Sheep Heid enjoying the pleasant atmosphere, the good booze and the stumble home :)

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Festive Season?
I'm going to drink them tomorrow


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ale and possibly MILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Cor! MILD!
You can't get it 'round here you know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Surely you can!
*refuses to believe Dave and goes searching on the Abbington Road*

*Is distracted by the strip club*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have a stripper warming up in the kitchen!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Cor Lummie!
And Dave is wrong too ;)

www.maltshoveltavern.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Mmmm....Real ale..
Right I have to got back to that stripper...Wallpaper does'nt remove itself.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *is disappointed*
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ashally, I did wonder if they did it there
I did wonder if they did it therebut I'd have to drive to get there


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# maybe we should start selling mild online
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Cigars?
Evil smugs smoke kittens instead.


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
that's brilliant, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Tip top!
:D

P.S. Loved your Ninj wiv teefs... down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Cheers me dears
I chipped a bloody tooth off eating a chip! A bloody chip for chrissake!
He cemented it up and it's off for a filling in two weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Loverly that!
Marvelous expression! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm being such a whore today :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant though
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# for some reason
Charlie looks like Tom Baker there, to me.
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR CONNECTION THEN TRY TURNING YOUR COMPUTER OFF AND ON AGAIN
*runs*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# cracking Smoking Jacket sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Why thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Mail pun generator
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I say
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've got a pair of them
I use them to hold my REAL bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# What
dogs?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *hits the stop buzzer*
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# puns done
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yup.
Does this mean you can say "Bindun" to every mail post from now on? :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm sure there are many more out there
they come at night...mostly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# They lie in wait...
...like Wolves!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# celebrity pun time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Home Alone XII - Doing the grouting


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hes done a bang up job aswell
look at that tile work!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# FFS, stan!!!!!
Caulking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I had a gap to fill.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm not en-tile-y sure I understand
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# That's...
...grout of order.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# gaaah!
Needs more bouncing balls and boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Home Alone - Cracking one off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# 0.0
....../O\
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Is it Seal?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
*belms*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Looks like someone's blown a Seal
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Seal is Kris Akabusi
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
for some reason that is the funniest anim I've ever seen..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake stan!
Noons board!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha jeez


bit tenuous
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# "i want you to be spanged"
"i want you to be spanged"
"i want you to be spanged"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's like saying...
...you deserve a Spang, but I can't be arsed to do it.
This procrastination QOTW is really getting to people, no? :P

(Woo! BTW)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Duck!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *titter*
You rude boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# and bollocker, don't forget bollocker
don't forget bollocker

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# OH NOES
who's in trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ruse boy and Bollocker
the new team fighting crime on the streets of Dagenham!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# driving around in a clapped-out mondeo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *attaches Kilt of Justice*
TO THE ROFFLECOPTER! clapped out Mondeo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Surely Romford beats Dagenham?
FISHER PRICE KEYBOARDS WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I was just reading the comments about it on
Myspace! Hilarity ensued :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nignog in the Whitehouse?!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# That's gotta be the new Whale in the Thames:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Most certainly, sir
gets my vote...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# criminals don't get to vote
ningles chum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Criminal?
eh?

ning-a-ling, my fine fellow, all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm just starting rumours
:)

I'm close to grand many thanks - how's you? You been pitching my ideas to Nestle?

... now cheesy pops - turns the milk cheesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# jeez, they come up with enough loopy ideas themselves without our help...
for instance: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertie_Beetle

Edit: This one take some beating, too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tart_%27n%27_Tinys

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# So you saying Australia is a totaliarian state?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# It pretty much was until the last election.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Ol' 'Cryboy' Howard? I have to say in the previous elections I did like some of Latham's policies.
Banning all advertising when kid's TV was on was fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Well I can't say I agree with those kinds of policies*. I'd be out of a job....
*but I do really - don't tell my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm trying to crack my Digibox so that it doesn't record adverts... by which I mean I'm trying to find someone on the interweb who's already done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
It'd be wonderful. No ads for fast food or 'scream at your folks until you get our toy' ones!
They should do that in the UK. It'd really cut the obesity problem.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# we need some kids tv first
seems its all been farmed out to digital channels now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well it is only 15 quid for a basical digital box:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# it'd double it
you forget how many calories screaming at your folks till you get your toy burns off...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no
do you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Odd number in 10 Downing Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# a chick with balls?
must be thai
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Actually I was thinking a nice whit wine sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# mmmmm whit wine.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Made from juicy whits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic
*clicks* hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Well I suppose we now know why their legs are so far apart:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hhahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well
at least the one on the left is wearing protection... :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# dux is not mammalz
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# If that's true, then where do you get duck milk?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Look at the size of that helmet!
Ducks with Jugs and Chicks with Dicks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# :D
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Bring on...
..the duck tea-bagging
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# arch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# silly helmet wearing chick
you shouldn't try laying two eggs at once.. nor carry them to term in your chest place.

:P

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# A pea, just or you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Awww
he just wants to play!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Imprinting gone awry!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nice pair!
of ducks!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry


Click for bigger (402KB)
(RagsMahone, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# erm what?
snot like there's never been satirical use of racism on b3ta before.

edit: it does look familiar though...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I think it's more the total repost/fail/etc etc etc
that he's referring to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I had a look through the first six pages of compo
and couldn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# No erm it's a pea:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ah, I see.
What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Deja-vu!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Deja mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Deja-vu!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Deja-vu!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ALL OVER AGAIN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You're doing it wrong . . .
You should've edited your previous and changed the pick box below . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I missed that
I was refering to it being done before with the exact same headline:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Aye,
by him I believe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Does that make is deja vu vu?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It is not fair to blame this on VuVu :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# What power?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Compound fail
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# SHITTING FUCKING CHRIST MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that was such a strange film!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 1.21 gigawatts???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Haha
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Don't forget his mates as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ha!
The gang's all here....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Warholian Monkey Chins (almost)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm sure there's a Raindow Song version of that:)
Grey and grey and grey and grey.
grey and grey and grey.
I can sing a woodlouse...

/BB blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# This is magical
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this
hard
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Now the gang is all here :)


excuse the shitness, i clearly used the magic wand tool.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Woo
**waits for them to start the Y.M.C.A**
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Super stuff fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# If you're going to fail, you may as well fail in style...
Go you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Old git ...
Years ago, when i used to post on here often ,,, people who reposted stuff used to make me bang my head on a nail ... now it's me !!

Maybe i shouldn't laugh so much at old people messing themselves or sitting in pools of piss anymore.

The future is dark, the future is black
(RagsMahone, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# The future's
orange.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# THE FUTURE'S TOO BROWN, GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yay repeats
its like watching only fools and horses again - always funny
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# grade A fucking tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :D
I knew this would be a step too far for you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# is it fucking tuesday again?


actually this tuesday wasnt too bad...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# A sure sign
that NEXT Tuesday will be apocalyptic!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

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