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# what the fuck is he doing?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Borking the B3ta servers
that's what!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# oh you're back?
weren't you gone? cried off this board or something?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# lol
couldnt think of anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# He clearly fitting a
Picatinny rail for the telescopic sight, silly,
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *fears miss noisy*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Miss Fairy Nose
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# gay nose?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# He's making war on a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Getting ready for a night of LUUURVE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Geres of War
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha, needs some gerbils and some hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# We're out of insertable rodents
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
#
i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb313/shaunanilsson/ObsceneCarrot002.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# haha
vegetables shaped like genitalia.

It truly doesn't get any better than that.

:D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# genitalia shaped like..........
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *watermelons*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is that considered NSFW?
you a farmer or something?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ahahahaha
chard abuse
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# no i just didn't grow this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ha ha!
have you been Hording all the hummus?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh no...
..However I've been expecting a horde of 'binduns' ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I had a pre-COGnition that you'd use that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# such a low cost reply
:-S

/crowbars
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Its a LO CUST source of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *golden showers*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Gah - the mind piss attacks
I cant believe i didnt read it either...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Awesome
Absolutely Seamless
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Geres of Wart?

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I don't know what is worse...
.... the fact I found this picture on my younger cousins Facebook page, the face that the guy is setting fire to his own chest hair, OR the face he has a tattoo of two cows having sex on his belly - using his belly button has the cows anus....?

Answers on a postcard.

God edit: That's lovely, but shall we leave it linked?

Click for bigger (46KB)
(.dpx, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Welcome to Fail
Population you.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# it's nice and close to boghead too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's worth a LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Thank streetmap not me:P
I don't see why the image was removed though, it wasn't NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Not Safe for Keeping Food Down

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# and in English please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You fucking knob
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You say it best....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hmmm is a blow job better than kinky sex?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The graph, she do not lie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# 3rd degree burns don't last a lifetime.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# This way to FAQ's
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# FUCK OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ah....
I'll take that as the friendly induction into b3ta....
(.dpx, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He's not being serious, of course, but to be honest it's not actually at all painful to burn off surface hair if you're careful
nor that remarkable and you totally failed to get the point of the board or even try.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
I love you nooby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# the worst thing about this photo
is that you've posted it on /board in a new thread
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Awww baby's first wank:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# takes me back to childhood
shouting out 'mum! please can you come and wipe my bottom!' so loud some woman in the street heard it, and passed the message onto my mum whilst having a good lol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ha ha!
class
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Are those tits?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# but i haven't said anything!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# This advert rules.
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# if i saw a dinosaur right now
i'd rip his head off!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I funny thing happened to me on the way to the board this afternoon.
I was accosted in an alleyway by a shadowy figure, who, it quickly transpired was in fact the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Just as quickly, a string of unusual events lead to me finding myself spraying my hot filth right down his throat, my cock jammed in as far as it could go, mucus and vomit pouring from his nose, Freddy Mercury felching his ragged anus and Jill Dando, blood still dripping from her barbed strap-on, sinking her titanium teeth into his butchered helmet.

Poor Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He's had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# And he keeps coming back for more

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha!
i love the fact my swear filter only had to disguise one word

such pleasantly worded filth good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I thought that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This is not you blog, Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Can you even tell the difference
between pubes and chest hair?
I think not.
Fail.
(Jim Fixed It For Me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Wednesday is the new Tuesday!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ok then...
A:

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Admiral Joss Ackland
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# awww
I just posted an Akbar down there and now there's a whole Akbar thread!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I want a whole thread of reposted Akbars
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I also want to use my cccc combo breaking image.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I might just repeat what everyone else says until one starts
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
btw thats a 4chan meme
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# O RLY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# In holland we can muslim fundi's Hakbars
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# In soviet russia..........
and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# your all gay your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That is actually my ringtone.
I managed to get an mp3 copy for the London bash last year but we weren't allowed to play our own tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I know it's so unfair!
much wooity though.

Complete whoring TJ. Is it just me or are the lyrics not the new Killers song utter shite?
Are we human or are we dancer?!
Ferfuksake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# All I can hear these days is
"Are we human or are we denser?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Is that like the Titanic song
The Hotdogs Go On?

New Bond song's good though. Jack White could have chosen some better to do it with though! I would have paid hard earnt money if he'd used SKin from Skunk Anansie instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I agree
Does he think that dancers are of an alien race or something?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# They could be face-dancers...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Its a....... DIPLOMADIC IMMUNIDEE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Ackbatack!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# The colour of money... Er is..... Er.


DERIS - (Hopefully here)

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# took too long to open
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm going to drop this in here
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm going to drop this in here:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# OH FFS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I'm going to drop this here
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# good kitty, good kitty
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# don't throw this in the can
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I am going to drop this in ear....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Damn I was going to do something funny but I'm on the wrong computer Gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# green, like my cock drippings.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# He likes to lick your face
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Irlly?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Bagpuss!?
oh my....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Obviously a fake, those dentures are far too white!
*clicksys*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i like to lick my face.
when i'm on the special bus.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *wipes face ~ woos!*
what sort of nuts exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# im sorry did you just "woo yay" yourself?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# woo yay?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# yay woo?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# woyaw
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
WOAH NELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *GLARES*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# My nose is running
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# How old is that girl?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# no you can't
is all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# She's for rent
should I drop her off at the usual place?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *deflects with special magic screen*
"special, special"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# A/S/L? LOL!



BUT SRSLY, A/S/L?........SRSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# old enough
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# for a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# to go watch batman, ya sick fuck!!!
jeez, only perverts hug kids that they're not directly related to, FACT!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I was thinking 4 x table maybe 5 x....

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I was thinking
4 x table, then a couple of times on the sofa, then the rest of the evening in the dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# What a nosy so and so....
*Crawls back under rock*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this nick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# well you better run after it then eh?
otherwise you'll have no nose, and then how will you smell? like bacon? beer-can, Jamaica? i dunno alaska...........mumblemumbleknockknock...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i'd have words with your glazier though, mainly about his apparent drinking problem...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Lolz
His perishables will surely become perished.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Quick catch it!
Is the wagon still rolling?

Not worth a new thread and prolly dun.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# to be fair, it's been the first one to get a
smirk from me, so well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# 50kB? Optimised? YOU LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It was Tarquin that gave me the idea
and his looks far more optimized than mine and I did it 3 times!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Funny that, i was just about to say the same about this.........
I believe spanging is what I shall receive for it?


EDIT: sorry, rude of me, Woo the nose-ness!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *gives five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yousillysod
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahyoucunt
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*spangs with first thing available*

(bottle of vinegar, that's gotta hurt!)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha


EDIT: Psst put your shopped stuff in the profile. I hope that answers your question:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
I took him there too!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# fuckin lol
optimised?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 1.13kb..
pretty optimised
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# raaaaaaah i could shit that out of my cock.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Oh Nose,,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ironman tetsuo?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i have two accounts
Tets is at 29,999 posts though and i haven't got anything
suitable to celebrate it with yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# get nakid!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
My throat is sore!



*calls the seams police*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Been a while since the last one

(The BNP leak made my week. Anyone else?)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Once I made the effort to read it, it was actually rather amusiwoosome.
(The bnp thing is irritating me tbh... I don't give a fuck what they get up to as long as they arent elected, and all of this sensationalisation is only going to make self proclaimed liberals jump up and down screaming and being irrationally hateful towards anyone whose name is on that list.)

having said that, you are kind of asking for it if you join the bnp
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Don't liberals believe
in self-determination and freedom of choice without harassment?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# exactly my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hehehe, thanks
and in principle I agree that people are entirely entitled to their opinions, but my principles and my sadistic amusement don't see eye to eye.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# no doubt the whole situation is amusing me no end
racistlols
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# please excuse me while i leap up and down
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They are being elected
to local councils...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Not surprised
some council depts are already more corrupt than the bnp.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# lol @ bottom right :D
also..

anyone find this disturbing on BBC news pics from around the world :/
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45220000/jpg/_45220106_stop-child-porn-manila466x3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Pimping out the kids eh...
Whatever next.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo!
took a while to read, but it was worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha, that's silly
you're silly.

I'm telling.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
#

cure your ris here: images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=VW%20lemon&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ace!!
Pure class, as always! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
One of my all time favourite ads.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# VW cameltoe
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# is that a pink grapefruit??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *waves from afar*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# is it meeeee you're looking fo-or-or
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I'VE JUST GOT TO LET YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I don't know
it's in Black & White.

*looks closer*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm a blue grapefruit...
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You are indeed...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yes.
i like this. (with a good scotch)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Bucking the trend


Must have been done - but couldn't be arsed checking :P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Pfffft
Nicely bucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Nicely!
I wonder if it could fly with them doors acting as wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# you'd be buggered in a multistorey...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# AAARGH!
*suppresses childhood memories yet again*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *surprises childhood mamaries yet again*
Sorry, mum!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahah
well done


:D


that's a big bit of glass
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# BA~GURK!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^ I'd Buck it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# nicely!
awesome hattage too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# sooper smart
and still 3 cylinders
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Saturday nights just won't be the same without them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Would
both.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You love it you slag
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I know I do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# heyyy
that was my line you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# well - you shouldn't spend so much time boking
to the brave go the spoils.

I hope you've learned a valuable lesson young... man?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Fine, FINE
You may have your johnina hybrid. I'll just sit on this rock quietly wanking and crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hey hey
There's enough of John Sergeant to go around.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's fine
I'm too busy sulking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
true lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I don't know very much about this
but those legs have improved my afternoon by about 8%
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That's Kristina Rihanoff that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# very good
I hope one day to be able to personally complement her.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# If I had the opportunity to grope Kristina Rihanoff on a daily basis
then I wouldn't give it up for love nor money.

John - You're a fool. Get back in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Is that June Ackland
from The Bill on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Pauline Fowler
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Toppy Shoppy!
Nice one Barb *clicks* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# blurryfaceman
returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Henry!
Still hasn't caught that bus I see...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# teh Quo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# mick jagger in a dress
sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Quick and dirty (and too late?)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't tell Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# smart hq


Click for bigger (40KB)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I like this a lot.
*thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
... do start even still make cars still?

I formally endorse this bandwagon btw.

It has been very good so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# They do still make cars still they do.
Lots of em. the normal ones, and sporty ones, and roadster ones and other such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I was sure they'd ceased production of the roadsters...
good show. My missus would quite like one is all...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ok, fine...
according to their website, they're only currently making 3 cars, none of which are a roadster.

I've heard the roadsters are actually surprisingly good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# The Get Smart film was surprisingly good.
Although the best bit was in the trailer (where The Rock staples a piece of paper to a guy's head)

Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# 'Spacey' Kevin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Kevin Spacey rules!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# spacey spacey spacey
spacey spacey spacey spacey spacey spacey...

*composes self*

sorry went all The Neville for a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Have a *click*, you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Spacey is a very odd man.
/tuppenceworth

Woo you prolific bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Did you have to shop his head cause there arent any sad monks?
tis woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# nope.
if you would say there arent any seams monks, then i would say yes. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ok
Now I want to see a Cheap Chipmunk Monk...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# go to the holy forests of africa.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You mean a cheap as chips monk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Adolf clicks 'send' instead of 'save'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# nein!! sie gestohlen meinem Testikel!!!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ah - the 'reply all' disaster...
Top pic!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha
shit - now I have to invade Austria...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# :D
the email said

'let me into art college or I'll fucking have your whole country... love and kisses AH'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# arf!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# whoops!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# His face is a picture
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# so is his body, and the pooter and the background an.............
/obviousjokeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha
What I don't understand is how they all managed to spell their names when making the BNP list?

"Mr mmnggngghhhggh err... best make is Smith coz mmnggngghhhggh sounds foreign dunn it!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
So the BNP doesn't have an Enigma; at least we know that.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# An Engima are you kidding
it takes them all day to decipher how to tie their laces up don't give them more puzzling things to think about.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Being John Malkobrokovich
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Oh no! The snake has got a hold on him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Something's gotten hold of my heart.
I think it's angina.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pft.
vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pffft.
Bum tits willy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# that's not funny
that's serious business!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# No you're thinking of internets
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Moby?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Very simlierr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# SLAP HEAD
*slaps and runs away tittering*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You said Tittering
*Sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# pft... RACISM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You said pft - homophobe!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you said homophobe!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hehe you said dies...
*looks around to see it's all clear, robs of money and hummus then buries the body*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Tie is a fish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ::_::
spider eyes, spider eyes, they're looking for flies, they're spider eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Oh no, trouser spiders :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yes
you are right to be concerned... quick - wear a kilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# who?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you are an owl
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Smart-QM2 is still fuckin' massive


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Awww
can I have one for my bathtub?

/edit: that is nicely done btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# nice, i was on MSC MUSICA
last month

z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/c/4/4/MSC_Musica.jpg

it was out of this world..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Flaming heck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# So it's a space station?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It's too big to be a space station...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Holy crap that's VAST!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# arf
nicely shortened
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers!
did you see this earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I like this
... or do I?

Yes - I do.

Another mystery solved.

*gets drunk to celebrate*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I did a little poo in your beer.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# it's okay
I'm drinking port
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Christ, you don't even want to know about the port.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :(
how will I get gout if I can't drink port?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# SMart you say?


or
this of course
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Goooooooood aftah noon, sah.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ha!
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I will be wanting yor monies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# and good afternoon to you, captain saveloy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# vere nice!
oh i do like fonejacker
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# He's a bit of an animal
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# sausage with a motorola. no busty furries.. does not compute
who are you and what have you done with the real JJ ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
just watched the fonejacker - glad the old bloke gave him what for!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha great pikky as usual
and good on the old guy i say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
can I get a copy of that on doovd?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# arro!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# LACIST!
:D Arro teefs bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# CHINESE TEEFS ON BIRDS
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *slowly places pillow over its head*
There there, it'll all be over soon.

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hey yo wassup.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Aww he's a cutie
does it eat raw meat or does it like to toast you first?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# crunchy on the outside gooey and chewie on the inside..nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# TEEFS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ARRO!
Who's a teethy boy then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# What a friendly er, um, teef fing.
Cute.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# he's delightful
I simply must aquire one for the Royal Museum...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He's ace!! I *click*! Do you like my super icon by the way? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# cheery bee ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ace!
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

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