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# Those Pesky Somalian Pirates
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# a square ship!
:D

woo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# That's what happens when you leave them in water all night!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] nevermind


Click for bigger (82KB)
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Alan Shearer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He's not real though
Yep, its shearer, circa 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I think you will find it is circa 1996
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# France '98 kit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Euro 96 kit.
Edit: I know you are right, but I figure if I argue enough, it will be true ;) Anyway, who cares!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# the germans don't try in friendlies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I beg to differ
1996: tinyurl.com/5kwcfn - has no red bits on the sides.

But if it makes you happy, okay, you're right. Bye.



(You're not right)
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Please see above :D
Your sig is very pertinent to your statement ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :)
Yes. !
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha good effort
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nevermind
it's pretty close
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# omg!
he's real!!

is he?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Don't look at him!
You'll end up all old and grizzled each time you speak to him, like what happened to Moses in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *drops cage*
got him!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# that was one hell of a lurk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# No winkle.
FAKE!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pea dough
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Play-Doh
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
This is what they had planned orginally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Swim for the fiver Shearer, you bald dick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Chair, cleaning cloth, shredded paper


Click image for another angle if you want proof it's not shopped, or here to de RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Simple, yet effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yays
Nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# art attack!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *claps* finally someone that passed year 2 reading AND kindergarten obedience.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# nice 1, mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ha!
great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# oh, look at all the lovely dusters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] FLYING RECORD

No Eye-dea? Click here
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Aaaw poor you.
YOu had to eat onion rings to do this entry. THat's dedication for you.
Woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Dedication's what you need if you wanna be a record breaker.
Poor Roy Castle. All that eating onion rings in smoky jazz clubs put an end to him. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's a load of plums
Does it take dedication to be the world tallest man?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Rack off.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You dag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Onion rings!
Best of all the permastale snacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# lol
"permastale" - pft.

EDIT: How rude of me: nice Bungling there.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
It's the most insane thing I've ever heard in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU
GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I love this
because I know what album it is without clickinjg the link!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# me too
mister patton, nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# CDC this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No need
YOur Dell does it for ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# It's not my Dell
It's my works, I have a stunning LG screen @ home.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yes and my dad is indeed bigger than your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# SNARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# SNARN!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# where?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# There on the stair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# but don't point and stare
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# yess!
More CDC plz!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# let's compo it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :-)
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post308053
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Do do I say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# HAHAHa,
I love that you printed the title :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# needs more lipstick and less gurning, but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# gurning is the new makeup
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# then consider me fully slapped up! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hah
very good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha!!
HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# this is spot on
things like this make the challenge worthwhile...

Woosome sir - you have restored my faith
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Whythanks you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# OH this one is good AND funny!
That's always the real trick!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# cheers WIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I had no idea Gérard Depardieu was a B3tan
/nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# :)
Mais oui

avec le tres grand nez!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
This ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent! You've caught the Oakey glare wonderfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] quick but it's time for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YES!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I used that source image userday
another fail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# another fail in the wall
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It's this one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I've seen the conclusion to this conversation before
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Does it end with boiled eggles and soldiers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# boiled eggles and soldiers always computes
if you have some freshly ground salt and pepper to hand!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# If I owned a Simon Says
I would have photographed it, but I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Just a thought....then think of something else to do with stuff you actually do have?
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I will
but it will probably be crap.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# YES!
YES! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, I'm going to do some work then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Compo it!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes I may well turn off the B3ta and do something less boring instead:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That isn't blue
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# and it's nothing to do with animal cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# blue p3ta
bluep 3ta
bloop 3ta
bloop eater

hence - I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# pita!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# damnit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I did two art degrees: Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# This gets MY vote!
Always a good subject! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Cheers
I coudn't think of any other bluetacable albums
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Blu-Tack FTW!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Good work
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems Hunky Dory to me!

Original Me with a blanket wrapped round me neck on my shitty camera phone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I refuse to believe you are a real person!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Thas alright,
neither do I
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oh you pretty things
Don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You put the Hunk in Hunky Dory
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# AAAAIIIEEE!!
my eyes!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# you look like a sexy malkovich
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I look like I've just remembered I left the gas on,
but I'll take that compliment! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
just kidding, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# couldn't resist :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Based on real events!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# BUt the CDC was changed to protect the innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# only the events have been changed
to make it more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# arg
the mouth lazer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ALL SHALL PERISH AGAINST MY PURPLE LAZER TONGUE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# sharpies and paper are all I have today... :-(
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
lemmy is god.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# fail?
fail how?

*is confused*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Oi Spade! Noooooooooo!
I like this!

Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# run.. RUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] parp
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *slams head into desk*
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I blame riverghost slightly less than I blame fraser.
to think I actually put in an effort looking for some optics to do the dark side of the moon cover.

who's up for a rebellion compo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Coffee vs. Tea.
GO COFFEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Juice on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Isn't that what Hitler wanted?
Ohhhh, juice...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Coffee tastes like the inside of an elephants arse
and i work in a zoo!

Tea is better
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# See - it's enough to be very derisive.
This makes a good compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# i think every post from now on should be compo'd for the rest of the week
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I blame the people that voted for it!!!
I don't think what's helping is those people that aren't 'special' enough to be able to read are looking and the shopped one for guide line.
If you want to blame anyone blame the idiots that post them.

EDIT: Yes rebellion compo! I propose that we photoshop album covers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# elephants vs. crabs
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ^this.
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# LIMES
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# This challenge is progressing at under 20 posts per second
which, to my mind, makes it better than most.

No one ever reads the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# which is shit
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# its a good challenge
so what if some people are too thick to read the challenge rules, its not like the world is going to end is it? I mean they are punished enough by just being thick
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# doh! i should have read it first..feel free to punish severely
*flops*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# where is the seams police?!
what is so difficult to understand:

"no photoshop allowed, use stuff around you, to recreate an album cover"
Jesus.. can't you guys fucking read?!?!?!

there should be a nazi compo mod, that will delete non relevant compo threads and ban the user forever.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "there should be a nazi compo mod, that will delete non relevant compo threads and ban the user forever."
Ooh, I'd vote for this!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
blah blah blah album cover blah blah photoshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# very nice
but I'm afraid this is disqualified under the rules of doesn't quite meet the brief outlined for the challenge...

SECOND SERVICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *pfffft*
the words 'image challenge' and 'rules' are mutually exclusive on b3ta...

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# why must you always undermine me infront of the others?
I want a divorce...

:D

clever so and so.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# We'll have to halve the lawnmower...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm not sure he'd survive the proceedure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Does this mean you'll come crying to me again?
Why can't you understand it was meaningless sex, there is no "us"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# you bought me a can of coke
that's got to mean SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# he popped your cherry coke?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# at least once
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Aha!
I can still trace you by your vapour train!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# All aboard the vapour train
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# kill the compo before it kills us
I really want "b3ta christmas cards"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Another person too fucking thick to read
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# -_-
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# No one ever pays attention to what the challenge actually say
why should this week be any different?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Oh the


You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(sea cow called Hugh? I don't get it!)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# apparently you cant read
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# errm
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# YAY for flying!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Is she still too young?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# a day older
she's 18
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# how old is the nose?
it gives me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# laaaa!
(don't know why but it's making that sound in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Everytime I see your screen name
I sing it in my head in a Kings of Leon-esque way.

Thought I'd mention it.

Edit: i.e. their current track 'Sex is on fire'
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# how would you sing my real name?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# slip knot style
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# whic is?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# repetatively, in a drum'n'bass stylee.
VladVladVladVladVladVladVladVladVlad JUNGLE IS MASSEEEEEEV VladVladVladVladVladVladVladVlad ACIIIIIIIIIID A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ACIIIIIIIIIIID VladVladVladVladVladVlad
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Like the old guy that sells the evening advertiser by Swindon bus station
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is she boinging my way?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# yes, but it will take her some time
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy

Noisy Bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeyowwwwwwww!

I would have replied in a relevant thread but it seems to have disappeared under a pile of "art". XD
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# haha! yes,
so much "art" in here smells
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Haha
Formula Midget? Is that Bernie driving?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Be afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *is duly afraid*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *is afraid to the appropriate extent*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# obligatory "redrum, redrum"
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *poops self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# all work and no play...
makes bully a dull bull
(Yo!Mcnutty, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
#
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ^ Would - Would ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] NOW
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Well
I was never any good at art !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No offence matey,
but I think I'm just going to turn b3ta off this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes
Lets bugger off to the pub. We can make fake lady bits from beer ants mats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# beer ants!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Just coz I can. An image of my JD bottle wearing a bobble hat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Someone's been drinking innocent smoothies
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# if we get enough people together
we could probably make the cover to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# also - I'm trying to get my hands on a replica of the Hindenburg
... it may take longer than a week...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Sod that. Ive me 15 pints and a really dodgy kebab
I could probably cover half of Zavvi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# do you live near westminster college?
my geography is shocking by the way if thats a really stupid question
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'm about 20 mins walk from Westminster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
how far is it if you skip?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# 40
You started in the wrong direct you nonce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *shakes fist and curses God*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's 25 minutes hula-ing
23 minutes moseying
or 18 by the sideways-crab-shuffle method
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# cool!
next year i'll be going for a week at a time in my new job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Are you going to be a door?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# umm...
yeah! sure, why not...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Well at least lots of people get to play with yer knob:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# what about We're Only In It For the Money
by Zappa?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Or better still. If we kidnap Cliff Richard...
I haven't actually worked out anything from then on but as plans go it's looking damn fine so far!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# This compo makes me sad
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# yeah..
for some reason, people understood it as:

draw your favorite album cover on paper, and post it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm at work and I can't do anything for the compo
...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well do it when you get home
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Why?
Its a good post, in line with the comp rules

and isnt more about the idea than the skill?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Actually technically not
There's no such album as Now 1176.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# its only a matter of time...
infact, are they still doing them? I've not heard or seen of one in yonks!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's up to 71
and I get them free from a mate who works at EMI.

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It's a line drawing of a CD case
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# me too :(
I thought a compo was supposed to be funny

not just 'look some materials looks likes an album cover' every other post

maybe i'm getting old. i'm 27 today :(
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Happy birthday matey!
27's not old.

Well, not that old... :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# no, you're not getting old. I agree entirely.
(I'm 27 in a month)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *Plugs again*
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post290653

I'm not around on Wednesdays.

Vote for it.

Or keep it as a permanent subversion compo :)

/appologies to Riverghost; this compo would be good, but no one here can read. This has been proved time and time again

*Edit* This poster is close to getting it right though
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 2 main points:
1) odd to think of a now number that's so high it denotes the year 1176

2)cd that far into the futorz? they'll be made of virtual jelly by then!! :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You missed out the "Re"
:V
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ning Board. Tell me..
Does b3ta have financial interest in digital cameras?

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# waarom vraag je dat?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# here is the future
right here
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] straight out of spakky skool
(addikt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
#


Just for you riverghost. I didn't realise what a major part of your life this was.
(matisse, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# It's not so much a major part
it just how much of a minor one you are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# That's about as funny as your posts
(matisse, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It very hard to take a slight from someone that is unable to read something so basic.
I was also unaware that the posts were meant to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hello new person
please read the FAQ stop being a cunt and we will like you more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I can't believe it there's two of you
(matisse, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Thread Deleter!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Awesome riposte sir! I doff my cap.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# sorry Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hey don't look at me
I suggested it. I didn't vote for it! Anyway it would have been a good compo if we'd swept the retards from under the sofa this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# fair enough
just don't like compos where you have to make stuff. I work in an office and I can get away with 'shopping stuff, but if I start taking photos of random items they will look at me askance.
Not your fault I know, but I think I'm going to have to sit this one out.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# thid ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# flid?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I disagree
The crust is the best bit.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bill Baillys face looked more the part
(Kier Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Smell the glove bill!
wasn't the actual album cover black? Or have I just not watched it all the way through?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# The official release was "none more black"
because the original artwork was too racey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Only because the original concept was vetoed
so they ended up with "a really stupid looking album" [Dave St. Hubbins]

EDIT: Inevitable mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh shitting Christ on a stick
HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# haha
Mr Bailey has a lovely figure
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# SEXIST!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# This is 1982 Bobby!!!
Excellent

Did Shark Sandwich just before

Furst one to Intravenus di Milo is a twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)

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