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[challenge entry] Pink Floyd - Meddle

Not sure if the original had as much hair growing out of it, but still.
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# urgh
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# ...this count's as shockshit :D
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# oh dear
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# That made me feel rather ill!
Woo though!
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[challenge entry] Can I enter this for this compo?
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# you already have
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# Bloody hell - I'm smarter than I thought....

* Has it won yet?
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# .
and it gets a click
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# dark side of the moo?
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# You little cheat.. you looked at the file name!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# no i didn't!
i haven't got the mental capacity for such sneaky thinking today
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Oh! is it a cow!?!?!


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# From JJ's drawing classes...
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# Cows with tits.


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# Pul the udder one!
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# the udders are a dead giveaway
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# No, you can't/
It used a computer! CANT YOU READ THE FUCKING BRIEF YOU MORON?

/Riverghost blog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# More
COmpo spec blog really.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ear cataracts?
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# ear caTARACTS?
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# farmers
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# farmers?
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# farmer's cataracts?
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# i miss ear cataracts
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# EAR CATaracts?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
Where you been hiding stranger!
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# eep!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your pinna?:P
hahaha.

EDIT:
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# *giggle*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Henry?
*cotton buds*
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# gah!!

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# stick your finger in it!
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# Maybe tomorrow...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Is that the littlest hobo?
/glasses are upstairs blog....
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# aye
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# LONDON!!!
woo
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# YES!
FUCK YES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# aaawww!
i loved that show!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Theres a voice,keeps on calling me!!
Woo.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# can't stay for long
just turn around and I'm gone again...

de doop de doop doo

:)
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# i was saving that bacon?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :D
You'll wear him out, you know...
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# "OH HAI BOARD!" BZZzzz
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is that?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# it loves you and will never leave your side.
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# ah my mistake
it's a genital crab.
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# Looks like a dust mite to me.
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# I'm glad it isn't,
otherwise I would be having asthma attacks :D
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# Bring out the Spammer!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# looks like a
donkeys crab
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# kill it with flaming piss chisels
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# ahaha
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[challenge entry] I will have better quality pics later....


Click for bigger (427KB)

Post now edited with better pic....

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# that is awesome!!!!!!
*have a click*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I promise there will be decent pics later.
Not in a new thread though, of course.
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[challenge entry] also i made a really shit quick one...


even got the mars bar up meh cunt.


I'M SO FUCKING LAZY.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# dirty bastard!
*checks eBay for Mars bar*
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# i blame mick and keeef
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# dirty bastards!
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# oh yes.
I'M FREE
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# *checks ebay for cunt*
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# Richard Littlejohn auction finished yesterday
£0.07
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# I've got Two Richard Littlejohn already.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You make me spluff so hard woman!
SO FUCKING HARD!

Is Mars Bar my new nickname? ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahaha.. yes.
and another quick one..

nick cave - from her to eternity..



i have lots of paint laying about myself..so it vaguely counts.
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# Tip Top!
Woo you! Go down to the beach and throw this at Nick!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# OI CAVEY! GET A LOAD OF THIS BITCH!
oh i'd love to say that to him.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
DO IT!
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# Mars bars... paint...
your house must be filthy!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yes! just like me.
FEEL THE FILTH OOZE FROM MY PORES.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *drops monocle*
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# bend over and pick it up then
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ah
Lovely stuff. Click.
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# *panders*
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# YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CHUFF MARS BAR
IT'S MINE
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# *makes comment about how awful it is that girls get pandered to on the internet in a reverse pandering technique*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *waves tits about or something*
i don't know how this all works.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# The irony is that taking the piss out of pandering
constitues pandering.
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# bles you, you big gayer.
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# Would that make you THe Girl From Mars?
Although technically the albums 1977.
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# more girl in fur rug with mars bar and mick jagger between legs.
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# That could be anyone!
Narrow it down woman.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Marianne Faithful?
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# She's the one that was on the donkey right?:P
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# this un
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# Yes
I was actually joking.
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# marianne faithfull...
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# hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yay Kitty Litter...

you are a little early on parade today?
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# i couldn't keep away form all the day time totty on here
that and not at work.
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# NICE!
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# lego-tastic
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# :D
There is also an Abbey Road coming, but that wasn't working with my shitty webcam at all at all!

So I shall post that, along with a HD version of this :D
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# NIPPLES.
you promised me nipples.
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# Not till I see yours missy!
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# yay!
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# Does this mean that you have to bum me now?
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# not before me
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# Nah
Lego is not action figures

Discuss.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Fantasmical!!

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# Thanks,.
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# Yays
brill:D
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# Ta.
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# I should revoke that though as you have guitars on the radiator!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Even though that radiator isn't connected to the wall?
Ha! In your face!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# No in yours!
I have heating!:P
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# Hahahahaha!
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# :D
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# woo that lego!
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# Lego is all of the win :D
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# *applauds*
and wishes you lots of happy lego hours
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# Danke!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# BitteSJEUN
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# Woo...
Would / Would / Would / Would / Would
Would / Would / Would / Would / Would
Would / Would / Wouldn't / Would / Would
Would / Would / Would / Would
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# :D
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#
havent / havent / havent / havent / havent
havent / havent / havent / havent / havent /
havent / havent / have / havent /havent
havent / havent / havent / havent /

You dont know what you are missing
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# and that is why, I wouldn't !
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# isnt that towel dry yet?
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# No,
what with me having had a shower this morning and dried myself with it! Fool!
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# nicely
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# Cheers :D
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# cool
lego hippys
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# :)
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# Ooohh!! new compo!!
woo.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ning Stanbo!
How goes it?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Wallbastardpapering.
Having a quick (as quick as b3ta will allow) lunch.
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# this makes me want to drink dr. pepper
and listen to maxwell's silver hammer
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# :D
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# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8955030
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah I know,
but no-one said Wow ;)
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# his soothsaying is flawed
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# I spy with my little eye...
a Gibson Les Paul.
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# You spy with your little eye wrong ;)
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# I will be accepting spangs after the letter.

I've no idea where this came from.
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# *spangs*
made me laugh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# First time playing with CS3 animation facility too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# well, it beats your compo
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# Oh fuck off you.
It's not me that's borked the compo!
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# alright, alright
I'll shut up about it :D
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# Dirty bastards!!

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# hahaha
woo yay
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# trash /talk
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# IT's actually the function room of I bar I used to frequent when I was i Singapore.
It's called the Penny Black and it was shipped brick by brick from England.
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# cool stuff
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Full of executives was asian lasses half their age on their arms:P
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# Pfft!
You mental :D
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#
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# I know he's there somewhere
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Centre stage?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ninja-ed...
cheeky sod that he is
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# hee hee..
I was adding him in before I saw your comment
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
Short n stubby. :O)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Like a taxman's cock.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Pfffft!
Edit: no I don't
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# haha
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# Oh well I'll post it anyway
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# henry is the new waldo
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# I think it likes me, I've only seen it fully erect
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Wrestling fan are we?
also re:your sig is Proud a gay mag you subcribe to along with Mac User?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *giggles*
er... no... er...

*edit* Oh I get it - half Nelson
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# An old joke, but was bored


click for 888kb of goodness. Edit: actually, don't. The smallness of this gif hides the shit source pic of The Automatic that I used

I was going to make an epic one with four or five options but this took long enough as it is. I may come back to it at some point.

Edit: The English language police have been in touch and have informed me that I've left off a question mark after Lobster. I told them to suck my fat, hairy, cock.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Rock Lobster?
*** B52 reminiscing ***
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# No matching towels
fake!

;OD
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# Yeah!
I dont see anyone going under a duck either :(

*OUTRAGES*
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# ooo-ah!
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# is it your Mutha?
Works also.
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# I shall add that to the epic list.
If I get round to expanding it.
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# I hate this band.
WOO! to your Gif-making, though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# One song ...
change the words...

Rinse and repeat
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# multiply by 12 to describe most of the mop top bands out there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# music is so shit these days
correction: popular music is so shit these days

Then Kings o' Leon go and have a number 1 just to prove me wrong
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# i have never heard said joke. but this made me smile.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# pffft
but now all I can think about is Joliet's fat hairy cock...0_0
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# oo you are terrible.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# she said it
I merely repeated it for the sake of a cheap laugh
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# you dirty dirty boy!
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# I cannot tell a lie
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# o rly?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# For some reason I always thought Joliet was a girl
*stops fwapping*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I am
But I keep a fat, hairy, cock in the drawer in case of emergencys.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Ahhh, good.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Nah,
It's a mobster.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Next on the list
:O)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# lolol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Dear God!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# excellent Lobsterage
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# awesome
that expression of the guy with thw lobster is priceless
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# WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER YA FACE?
IS IT YOUR STEP-DAD?
IS IT YOUR STEP-DAAAAAAAAD?
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# Smart-Lorry
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# WOO!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Doesn't look very clever to me.
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# happy b3ta day cunt.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Where is my birthday cunt?
Is it your cunt I get to use?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# a b3ta cunt ...must have seams!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ?
seams curtains
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# beef
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It's carrying turnips.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# WOW!
I did not check your username, just wrote random shite!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# subliminally you must have noticed it
/derren brown blog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
^
subliminal mind piss...
v
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# He read your response after he typed his
and it influenced what he wrote.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# nope.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# My head hurts.
I like cheese.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# subliminal turniping.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# sub-lime-inal messages are entering your brain
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *applies limes*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# happy red stick with orange spluff day
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahah
Renault, compact trucks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahh
yay
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hahahah.... but why do I see this?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# because you hate chinese people.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# My name was not on the list...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# needs more henry
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ANTI-CHINIST!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yes people should love their Chins
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Needs more coked up Swedish twin sisters
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# What doesn't?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# HahahahahahahhahahahsahshdgshjcdwkeKFbwqlehdj!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# yes!! this!!
*click* times infinity! :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaahaahah!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha ace
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# oh yes
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nice!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
10 points!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Using just what you have about you....


I hope the Daily Mail doesn't steal this one
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha, oh good god!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# pffft!!
you bastard!! waited and waited
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# good god
that is terrible
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# i have a half thought out idea
about how to stop all the thievery.

What if B3ta said that every image submitted to it was for the purposes of creating a book. Sadly the book may never be finished, however any tabloid that nicks the images would have to pay the same rates that they pay for other serialisations.

I am sure there is a blindingly obvious reason this won't work but I did say it was poorly thought through.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You frikkin genius!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Pink Floyd Animals


made with a box of Christmas crackers
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hehe woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yay! Floyd threadrush!
nicely done :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I was going to do wish you were here
but my sister would not let me set fire to her lord of the rings action figures
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# the bitch
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Right.
49 business cards sellotape and a HB pencil.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# win
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That's commitment for you.
Triffic stuff.

EDIT: Wrong reply. I AM A MONG.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# MONG!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Thanks for noticing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# nice!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# A tree died for that image ;)
woo anyway...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# 's OK
It's more than compensated for by the day job.

...and they are old business cards anyway so were destined for the recycling. Far better that they end their days as art*

*may be stretching the term 'art'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ah as long as they were old and meant for recycling
then a tree is saved - woo to you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
yet more reasons why this compo is shit.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# needs more TEH
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# FUCKING A!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Not happy about the gap in the W
thought it might look a bit rustic like. Just looks crap.

Hold on - Pedantichrist complimenting a post of mine? ALRIGHT YOU ALIENS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL MANLEY?

;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# A is for 'arsehole'
I like the gap - seriously woo imagery, old chap.

Seriously woo.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# that's more like it...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# yup
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ooooh
now that is 49 pieces of class.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Top draw!
*click*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Very very nicely done
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Excellent!
This is grand!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably my only entry for this compo...


I knew that week old office bananna would come in use
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# bin dun trice now
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# booo
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *hugs and does not care ;-)*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *ding*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *dong*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dong?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# because you are a perv
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# This is an undeniable fact.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *involuntary spasmodic spunking*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# NOT IN THE FACE I SAID!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you've missed a bit....just behind the left ear
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I tought it was hairgel
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You win the award for most authentic banana ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# he kept it in his office for 3 years!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That banana
is a bit more Nico than Velvet Underground
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No offence meant to anybody who has had a go at this compo
but I am already bored....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# being as I've got no way to get photos from my phone to my work PC
I've given up and started my cristmas shopping.

There's bargains ahoy today. All the department stores are shitting themselves
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# "being as i've got"
lol

"cristmas" lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# shit call the grammar police!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I ams them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# when you said Christmas 'Shopping I was expecting
a Meerkat in a santa suit!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Tonight someone will go home and do Sergeant Pepper's out of lego or star-wars figures
And everyone will go "wow!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Stop giving away my plans!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I was contemplating something similar,
but I really should try and keep hold of the tiny glimmer of respect my wife has for me :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ahhah
you fucking prophet.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I've already offered to shag the first person who does this
which should put most people off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Get ready boy ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *takes Joe up on offer*
;-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yep
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No offence to anyone making comments like this but I'm already bored of them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# top banana
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 lighters, an allen key and some gaffer tape
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# too colourful!
but woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Rammstein suck ahole!
But nice pic!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you know what i'm going ot buy later..some candy teeth and then do you know what i'm going to make!!!!
can you guess and if anyone steals this idea i will kill them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# When did Janet Street Porter release an album?
;)

See below for my problem :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Rammstein rock righteously!
Have seen 2 of their live shows and they are all kinds of awesome :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ha.
i'm debating doing the surfer rosa sleeve, anyone want to model for me?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# does it mean i get to be naked?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# half naked.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# which half?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# the naked half ??!?!?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well what do i wax? my delicious man tits, or my exquisite fondue like nobbie?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You seem to be slightly obsessed
with waxing your boobs :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# im fed up off the hair in my teeth when i lick them
and coming up with new jokes is difficult
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# wouldn't you be, if you had boobs? :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Lo kitty!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Whenever I click on that
it asks if I want to download it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# this
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# all these would make great sauce pics...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I was listening to that this morning
and use to have at-shirt with it on and I STILL didn't get it until I read the link.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# If only i had some paperclips
I'd have done the Till face from Sehnsucht
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, lets get this one out of the way shall we?


And yes, one of them is me \o/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# are you the gay looking one?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# of course
*minces*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# the one in the white shirt then.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *psst*
That's the mirror not your monitor
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i get worried when you stand behind me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Well just obey the restraining order then.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# they are all gay looking
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yays
A real effort! I was going to go down Abbey Road later but I don't have to now:P

EDIT: You are one of them in the picture?! Cheat! You're posting someone elses work!!!:O
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I have just spent the last hour making
an Abbey Road out of Lego and Hot Wheels :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ha! Sucks to be you!:P
Oh well post it anyway. It means you got to play with lego though!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Prezactly!
I can't find a cam at the moment anyway, so it will be posted later :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# use your Nokia n95
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I has no Nokia n95 :(
My phone, which does have a camera, is in the shop, so I am on a shitty old phone for a couple of weeks :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh.. well you can use my n95 :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hah
details details
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm telling miss!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# From this day forth he shall be known
as Daily Mail Monkey!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# And you The Sport Smegma.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Nicely done!
One of them should have taken their shoes off though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# And put a VW beetle in the background.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Does that mean that I am gonna win because
my setup has cars then?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wers da rude stuf?? lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 8 shoes
FAKE

(woo!)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Are they on your desk?
A list has been leaked across the internet, of all of the names and address', telephone numbers and emails address' of all the people that voted for this image challenge to happen!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *calls angry mob*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# "Using just what you have about you..."
No mention of desk.

Indeed the original challenge suggestion was just to recreate it in the real world.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Wow
a whole office skive!!

That's a massive effort, fair play!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :)
jumping out of the way of cars every ****ing two seconds was reaaaally fun
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# They're supposed to stop at zebra crossings!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Well yeah, if there are Zebras around!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# RAAAAARR!


THANKYOU ALL :D
5 YEARS OF AWESOME
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# DAVE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!
hahahah woo and hippy bistro!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^this haha
also:

It's CDC and candle time, CDC and candle time!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhaah
*breaths*
hhahahahaha!!!

happy candle day!! :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# excellent jizz action
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Oh my god
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work.
also, happy one more year signed up to b3ta day.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HAHA
Woah!

..................................................................................................Happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
merry b3taday!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
happy candlemas
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Happy candleday
whaha, it's everywere!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Herpes PETAday.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
congrats.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Shit yeah.
Happy candle teims.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# reminds me of JAM
that obscure Channel4 show. "The Surge"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# not the gush?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's the one
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Jam was win!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# your profile says 4 years :\
congratzilla
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# >:(
MY PROFILE SAYS PLANETS AND YOU KNOW IT.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# haha happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# wow epic
congrats
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo + milestone
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no no no.. no..
you're not naked

edit: where are my manners, woo for the compo bit :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I need more time.
also implants.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# that's no excuse.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Woo and congrats
Next time get yer kit off!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yay!!
and, MORE NEKKID!
=D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# exellent
and congrats
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ha, nicely :)
And 'gratz
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# All kinds of aceness.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# woo
and congrats

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Oh yes!
Love it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I first?


...Pink Floyd?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# the first to post a link?
yes. yes you are.
*edit* damn.
Yes, you are the first.
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# lol
ninja edit
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# One day I'll get it right first time...
...one day
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Is it tiem for this? Please?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Please
Please Prease
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha
makes me laugh every time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# the fail is strong in this post...

EDIT ok image tags sorted, but meh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# First to fail?
No.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems like a good time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I loikes dis
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I'm a little worried about this compo - I fear that 99%, a majority, some people who don't own a digital camera, some people who can't be arse to use a digital camera/mobile phone, people who don't make stuff from stuff might feel excluded... Plus the hummus factor will be low...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^this
I think the b3ta servers are full. By choosing a compo that will have less than 10 pages of entries, it should take the load of their firey servers for this week.

Just a theory...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Photoshop is our way of life
we steal images from the interweb, we shop them into something else, we tag it, we cry when people then say "RIS?" we go a rampage through New York tearing down skyscrapers and eating helicopters and roaring loudly... no wait... that's Godzilla, but you get the idea - Potatoshop is what we do - however we are going to see a lot of Real Photo Sunday for the next week - ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# exactly.
I would add to that, but it sums up my mood perfectly. I'll just grumble my agreement, and consider actually doing some work instead of grimacing at the board.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Superb!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I can see this getting used for years to come :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Is that hotlinked?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I sink I must haff bundun...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
noon

I'm off t' t'shop...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Get me a kit kat
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love this :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ahahahaha ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# two pounds of mince please
oh. Not that kind of butcher
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# That sir...
...is ace :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'd do his daughter
smashing tits
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^This^
...and I reckon she'd make you a lovely dinner beforehand.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I reckon she'd let you eat a pie off her back as you do her up the wrong'un
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *Fwaps*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What?!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I said...
"I'D DO HIS DAUGHTER -SMASHING TITS"

how many fingers am I holding up?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

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