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# Just a random 'shop, just because...

looks sorta like a hairy alien?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# This gives me fear!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I want this as a pet
NOW
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What'll you name it?
I think dipping into Norse mythology might be sensible.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I have an enquiry about dairy produce
but I am too scared to ask him.
Woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# that's
your classic cowstrich there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Grunge
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Someone needs to learn to read.
You do.

Edit: Quick, un-compo it before..... It's..... too..... late.

(may already be)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Nice as that is, chief, it doesn't really fit.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And this fits the compo how?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# with the regular expression, "*album cover*photoshop*"
:P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Que?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# sorry. geek attack
Regular expressions are pattern matching algorithms - the one above reads as "any text followed by 'album cover', followed by any text, followed by 'photoshop', followed by any text"

See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# (has PERL withdrawl)
I do
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I'm now waiting for someone to tell me
that my regexp is wrong - which it is, but there's so many different flavours I really couldn't be arsed and I thought most people would understand the asterisk wildcard
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# [INSERT RULES-RELATED INSULT HERE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# [INSERT ANTI-AUTHORITIVE RETORT HERE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# [BONER JOKE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# [INSERT AGREEMENT HERE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're such a fucking pander monkey! ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I AM NOT A PANDA MONKEY
Although such a creature would be ace
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# [Agrees]
Oh!...wait...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# [INSERT COMMENT ABOUT SHOES HERE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# [INSERT IRRELEVANT COMMENT ABOUT OCTOPI HERE]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Chris Moyles drowning
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You been looking in on my dreams again?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I nearly checked BBC News then
I had me hopes up and everything
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he would just float
due to inflated ego and all that hot air
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Can we cunt him in the fuck, Sir?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you would loose your foot in his flab
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# As I got to 'foot'
I thought "I hope this sentence doesn't end with 'cunt'...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# if by cunt, you mean mouth
then yes kick him hard in the cunt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# best news all day
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and i quote
"Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Lo Thor!
How goes it?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# 'lo sushi
it goes fine, still no b3tas at work, i log on here and go straight into rules nazi mode.

ho hum, hows you, good i hope.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am grand, I have been having muchos fun with this compo :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I tried...
to warn him/her.

(sobs quietly)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I have a swiming pool in me living room and took this snap earlier you crabby arse biscuits.
;-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# its a fucking stupid idea to have a swimming pool in your lounge
what if you drop the remote and where will the rug go?
did you also fist someone to death to get the picture?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hmm
I have never fisted anybody to death or otherwise and fyi my remote is wrapped in a Netto bag at all times for that very reason, so parp!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# another?
I'm sure I've got a single by Barrymore called "Fisting By The Pool", but then who knows......?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# haha
if it had been an album i'd have bought it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Innocuous...
Thanks to Redsushi for doing the slanty text.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Woo lady :D
But I still can not work out what it is for the life of me :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Looks like a spraypainted scowering pad, maybe?
edit: bye board.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i think its a pubic wig?
painted silver on a door knob?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# is it a gary glitter album?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Torch, bricks, foil, mobile charger lead
And I think the original album cover is the same.
www.amazon.co.uk/Sound-Silver-LCD-Soundsystem/dp/B000M3452Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1227221077&sr=1-1
Edit: Oops this was supposed to be a reply to Redsushi.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
You are not authorized to view this page
edit : authorised... hmm stupid american spelling
edit 2 : link still don't work no matter who you replying to :p
edit 3 : dirty ninja
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Bizarre
I have changed the link.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# brillio!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# nicely done ms pot
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ithengyew
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# but is it art?


woot!~
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# If I did it then the answer is an emphatic
NO
;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# likes
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# HA! HA!...HAAA!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday mr lemon!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ta
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ARSE CANDLES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# no no no
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# did anyone see this?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
i got emailed the news letter thing by someone this very morning
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I love the guys answer to the meme:
Q: How does it shot web?
A: Hi, it uses already existing webs.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# nooooooo!
happy candles
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# GET BACK HERE COLD KINGLER!
Happy b3taday, any news on the job front?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Not really, im gonna live out my overdraft till loan time.
I have a sweet ass apprenticeship lined up for after my degree though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# OH NOES!
Is that Jayne Mansfield?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If you want it to be, yes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# HE'S VERY SLOWLY MOVING CLOSER TO YOU.
WILL HE GET TO YOU AND SINGE YOU, OR WILL THE CANDLES MELT DOWN BEFORE HE DOES? IT'S A RISKY GAME IS CANDLE LOBSTERS.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# One misplaced arse biscuit could mean the difference between life and a life with a singed bum.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Don't let candlelobster ruin your day!
Happy B3taday!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I will try not to let it
but as you can see it is a fearsome opponent.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thats more like it :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Quick! Summon the awesome power of intestinal gas!
Happy b3taday matey!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# AT A LIGHTED CANDLE?
ARE YOU MAD?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Pahahaha!
I still love yer doodles.

Also, Merry Candlemas!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ta!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# rah!
happy b3taday mr lemon :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you know it's true
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Not sure motivationals fit in around here, but I laughed anyway.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# if they are funny i think it's legit.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I think it is really sad that motivationals are seen as a lesser form of art here
They are basically just TOAP which is 80% of what is posted here anyway.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# No where near 80%, really. Personally, I don't mind them - it's just a format that's never caught on here.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i think they tend to be seen that way here becuase a lot of them aren't very funny
that one is kindof amusing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# they had their very own image challenge not so very long ago
although they were demotivational
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# the worst ones are someone else's funny shopped picture, complete with caption
which some twit has decided needed a black border and shitter caption.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'd question if it was even as high as 8%, actually.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# is that adam sandler?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Id rather not
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# that's one hell of a poo floating in the background
& woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# thats a land shark
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahahjaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
at least a 50 curuk
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Curec, I believe.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# do you think he knows?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Poo unit Etienne.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ZOMG, GIANT TURTLE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Russel Brand has let himself go.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# fact.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# MINOR TJ ALERT:
Has anyone here ever used that stained glass craft stuff where you squeeze out the fake lead stuff on the glass and then fill the spaces with the colored stain? If so, do you remember what it is called. I'll be knackered if I can remember.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I used it, can't remember what it's called though.
Ah that brings back memories.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# google tells me
www.plaidonline.com/apGG.asp

searching for fake stained glass stuff
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Thank you..
Close, but that's not the stuff. The stuff I'm looking for crystalizes as it dries. Kills tons of brain cells in the process.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# is this the stuff that comes as powder like sand and then you bake in the oven?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Nah,
That is McDougalls cake mix.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Pffft!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# can't you bake a cake with out a prepared mixture?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Naw! Just found it....
Liquid Lead branded products is what I had as a kid.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# bottom left of my link
liquid lead, although using real lead is much better, i nearly took out half my fellow art class melting lead in a bean tin on a camping gas, personally i don't know what all the fuss was about i was smoking at the time and my cigarette filter was working a treat at protecting me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Just use playdough and urine like everyone else does.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yes
its good but fades very quickly (hey i was like 10 or something)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 4chan approves..
I am indifferent..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is that a huge seal with
green whiskers?!??!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Not seen this one yet...
Probably because the album's as popular as Peas in Haringey.



De-Ris
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Metallica are awesome :D
So is this. :]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# There is two things wrong with that reply.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ^b3tan to it.
but what he said!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne (compo)


new and improved before I move on. The Original

Earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/8957108
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# haven't I seen this before, down there V
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# No
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# YOU ARE WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHHA
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# aAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# thats what I was thinking
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# yep
by me.

Decided to add a couple of other items, hat and skirt, tree shaped backdrop as the earlier one was a bit plain.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# did you delete the thread or repost?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *holds breath*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# you are going to be holding that for a while and your breath
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# mm mm mmmmm mmmmm mm mmm
mmmmmm mmm mmmmm mmm mm!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# you want the earlier thread deleted?
so you can breath again....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# no that is naughty.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'll post an update on earlier thread in future....
If I ever decide to improve something again...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# nah it's alright, I gave up on that.
I'm off for a shit and a joint...

Nice picture btw!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Its not a repost
Routinely ignored earlier so I worked on the little person and the backdrop for the photo.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# seems to me it's been significantly changed
so perhaps warrants a new thread, i admit i missed its first incarnation all together.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it seems so. And I was looking forward to watching hazy getting a good nazi-ing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# foiled
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# bugger, I do my best to stir trouble and it amounts to naught
and now someone in a foil hat is laughing at me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# right, ok, mmmm, right
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'll umm make sure i do it bestly first time in future...
.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# or bung it in as a reply
you got a reply, what more do you want?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# it is good though
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ignore them
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# nicely legoed.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# thank you.
such a good album I thought it deserved a better effort by me. I'll move on tomorrow to another one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Kasabian-Kasabian
alfiekasabian
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *awaits animation*
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation and FAQ at the top of the page are your friends
edit : well done on the optimisation :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# dear fuckign lord
it is a bit big

and also the wrong colours
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
bored of this compo already
i do not recognise any of these
(i look at the edge of the cd case, read it to make sure its the one i'm looking for, open it put the cd in the player - why on earth would i want to look at a cover for? i'm just NOT that bored! let alone reproduce someone elses artwork by any means - copying is cheating)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i'm quite liking some of these
i like the hand made compos

as for looking at album art, what do you do when you go shopping? they don't have the cds in rows like you do at home

(also i have at least 3 albums that don't have their names on the side)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Fonejacker?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# DOOVDE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# HERD TV PLEASE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# SHUT UP TERRY TIBBS IS TALKING
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# woah! you don;t just jump into bed with terry tibbs
you gotta seduce me, take me out for dinner, give me an oil massage and then i'll say 'WOOYAY'!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Superbs
clicks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# immortal technique was pretty good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I like immortal technique...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# It's bigger than the moon
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Now that's just silly
and grammatically PERFECT!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# it ain't far off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# all it needs is an apostophe to be correct
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Only cause the
then got ninja'd to a than!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It's not the grammar that is the problem
It's the fucking size of it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# My wife says that about my peni's
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# pahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# you have more than one
i'd never leave the house
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Indeed! Here's one I made earlier
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# pen island
its all about the huge pens :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# GAME OVER, MAN.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# PUT THAT CANDLE OUT
ITS BEEN GOING ON FOREVER!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ^my sentiments exactly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :(
But I like my candle.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# TOUGH.
if that thing isn't GONE within the next two hours, you'll be GROUNDED young man.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# LOLLOL
NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# >:(
At least draw a candle picture to show your joy about it
And I dont mean a shoddy animation for 15k posts with a new title
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# >:(
BUT IM LISTLESS AND WITHOUT HUMMUS. A DREADFUL SENSE OF ENNUI HAS DESCENDED ON MY MIND LIKE SOME KIND OF APATHETIC LOBSTER ATTACK.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# DRAW THAT!
LOBSTERS WITH ATTACK CANDLES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# never mind what epithany says
happy candle day.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# So how'd you go about
shagging rachel stevens then?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# rohipnol and a net
i've got the net it's the drugs i'm having trouble with.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Oh i've got plenty of them...
Midnight behind the dumpster, yes?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!!!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# \o/
*spreads the burning love*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Pretty big.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# congratulations
you are observant
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ur shit
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# probably not something i'd say to someone dressed like that
see you on the news.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# the full story
This picture is of my friend alfie taken on a trip to paris.

It was taken to document what he decided to wear going through customs.

Needless to say, he was searched.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# splendid
but it might be as well to try and make the image smaller in kb's next time you post, size is a bit of a touchy subject on here as you'll have seen, read skug's links if you need help. also that edit tab under your image is your friend should you decide to modify this image :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# cheers mate
i wonder why size is such a touchy subject.

i've never had any complaints before.....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] easy one
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Great!
and a great album!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Like he said!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh my! Hot poodle pr0n!

Me and Doghorse have made a new animation... Just One More Click (also at YouTube).
I should have linked it during UK work hours really, for maximum irony :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's feckin ace that is. And so so true... not that I have a job at the mo... but y'know...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm more of a spaniel man myself
they have blunter teefs
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
*frantically clicks on the dogger tab but to no avail*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous as ever.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# that is all kinds of excellent :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# my,
those are some fine bitches
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hehehehehe
a joy as always
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hurray!
I like the NI number
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# fucking hell the one buggering the poodle looks like mum's dog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# JJ?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Rofl!
I loved that :D

So true.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry Miss Jackson....


I think the resemblance is uncanny.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I dont know this one
But wallace = win
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# There's a new one on at xmas!!!
JOY!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the older b3tards amongst us

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hehehe


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
that took me too long, just couldn't name the face, fast approaching old age blog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *hugs*
You lovely, lovely man.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# chemical breakfast
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *fears hard*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You still keep getting the first reply...
cunt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Holy shit
That's good that is.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant
very "casual pencil strokes" for you though

feeling relaxed...???
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# my favourite pen broke :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# If i find a pen i like
i buy 5 :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Personally, I like
the cancer research pens... Plus, they're FREE.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# good pens are expensive
and i spend most of my money on rizlas and smarties
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# The mechanical pencil I love
has been out of production for some years. That never stops me from entering every stationery store I see and look for them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# check out some of the ever so popular online auction websites
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# This is the one I like... Good balance for my hand.


Edit: Actually the 0.5mm model is what I have.

Edit2: Check out Jet Pens.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# We'll club together and get you a new one
.....mops brow........
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# It's nice like this.
It's got shades.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yay!
And well done for featuring Boober from Fraggle Rock.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ahh thats better
something thats not another stupid album cover... ffs
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# have this you miserable so and so
blogfiles.wfmu.org/KG/popcorn/Kraftwerk-Popcorn.mp3

incidentally i have the original version on 'music to moog by' on vinyl
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Yay two songs on my pc :D
...unless its shite then i'm gonna delete it
Excuse me for being miserable but I live in wales and its shit
edit : *likes*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# there is nothing not to like
and i've been to wales once and it was lovely, also landed at cardiff airport at 3 in the morning once, that wasn't so lovely
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# live here...
you'll tire of it quickly
its nice and quiet this time of year but the weathers shit so you can't get anything done, in the summer its full of fricking morons, grockles and thieving chav scum
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# great stuff,
makes me want to play Donovan albums
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# "Thers's too many broken hearts in the world"
Doo doo do do..etc..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *swoons*
Why, you have such a lovely voice!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# It come from licking out kylies clunge.




(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My daughter likes Coldplay...

My wife thinks I'm not well.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Really nicely done sir!

But Mega Blocks is not Lego ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Give her a chance,
she's not even 2 yet!

Ta BTW :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Neither is Sush!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Do diamond dogs by Bowie!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Cor! That would be a challenge!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# That's what I thought :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Added to the list ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Wouldn't you have to actually graft your own head onto the body of a dog?
Oh wait, you can be human from the waist up. You get to keep your arms. That's not so bad.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Silly Felix!
I am not Lego!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# no, it is better because it is cheaper and you get more blocks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# That's may as well be,
but the fact of the matter is that it is not Lego!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# X and Y?
*click*

:]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Noice.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I likes this
Although the sushi makes a good point. Everyone starts on megablocks though!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# don't worry, your daughter will grow out of liking them
very good though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# one of my worst-received images on b3ta:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Am I being stupid?
/doesnt gettit
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Is that ex on wye?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ex and wye
not bad!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I too am very prone to over-engineering good ideas (aka losing everyone)
so have a click or two from me, as I think this is absolutely splendid
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Brillyfabbo!



(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# that is excellent
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# quick and dirty

yes i know there is more than one colour,
but my son has claimed back his sharpies
original
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Marvelllous.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# your joking me lol
(low confidence in stuff like this)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Tis good.


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# sharpies?
what are these things? in my day we had pens, pencils and crayons
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# pens
american ones which david beckham has a sexual fetish for
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Here boy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Well I'm spent.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# what the christ
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# He was a "Great Dane".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ummagumma by Pink Floyd....


Click for bigger (362KB)

De-Ris for anyone who lives in a hole: www.thejetsetjunta.se/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pink_ummagumma.jpg

Also, Previously:

www.b3ta.com/board/8957375
www.b3ta.com/board/8957203
www.b3ta.com/board/8957067
www.b3ta.com/board/8956367
www.b3ta.com/board/8955945

If anyone has any suggestions/requests, feel free to gaz me and I will try my best :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Cheers youngster!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# How old do you have to be to be a youngster?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I dunno really.
It is just that ClanSoul is a youngster fo' shizzle....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Fo' shizzle, ma rizzle.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# This am ultimate wooage.
Partially cause I'm listening to it at the mo, partially cause it's good!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Cheers sir :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# shitting in some pizza boxes, milk man and banker kill a whore
very nice sir
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ta mate!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you seem to be having way to much fun, funny man
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I know!
I need to bloody well grow up innit :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I am jealous of your toys!!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# How can you not have lego?!
EVERYONE has lego...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I'm 36!!

Come to think of it,none of the stepkids ever had any!!

I have a boxful of barbies though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It's when you turn 25
that you curse you parents for giving away all your lego

(and yourself for allowing them)

Also when you discover the price/commerical value of what you used to have.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I know this only too well.
/Shitloads of Star wars figures in the bin blog.

I think my lego went to some other younger kid, though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# All of my old toys are slowly
going to my nephew thanks to my evil mother! He has got all my Jurassic Park stuff but he is not having my fucking lego the little shit!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Jurassic Park!!
I was an adult when that came out!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I was already drawing me pension!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Could you do..
"Beating Fatty Pine with a Flip-Flop" by Box of Frogs?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You mad you!
;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# No.
I may have to upload the album at some point. It's rather good.

Bridlington circa 1980s.

Edit: Sorry, it's "Whipping Fatty Pine with a Flip-Flop". Now I understand your confusion.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Send me a pic of the front cover and I might try it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Well.
Picture a cassette with the words "Whipping Fatty Pine with a Flip-Flop" typed (yes typed - they were coolio) on it. Bingo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# great stuff :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Cheers Walrus Man!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# just seen the ocean rain one
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] OK. So Phil didn't have a beard...


That's way too big!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# awwwww you look like you need a hugs.
*hugs*

It's VERY good, don't you worry! =P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# bless
i think ever b3tan should do one,a bandwagon is born, although it did start a bit earlier.
sets to work.

edit/thankfully i couldn't find my album, the cover gets to live another day
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# didn't know droopy was on that album cover
sorry
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# He's not smiling on the cover!!!!
It wouldn't be accurate if i was all happy would it!!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I don't think Phil has ever been happy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :D
Hello Stanbo :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Oh hai Redsushi.
Been playing with yer toys I see.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I am officially obsessed with Lego again :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# You are roger rabbit /aicmfmp
...who framed mstandot roger rabbit :D (i have no idea who that is even though you've scribbled the name on the frame)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# You don't know who The Human League are?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i'm one of those people who thinks "hmm i like that song but not enough to care about who sings it, nor enough to want to own that song or hear it again until its next on the radio"
if i like a song i'll buy the album and not the single just incase they did something better than that 1 song
and if i don't like it I change radio stations
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# here
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# broken link is broken
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# It's Mstandot
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# lolz
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# bless you, sir
you look very tired :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Decorating on my WEEK OFF!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# That's not on. I'd go on strike if I were you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I am.
Doing sod all tomorrow.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Good man.
Flick the missus the V's while you're not doing it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# needs more lippy :D
Good lord Stanley, go to bed! ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I thought that too,
But I wasn't gonna ask the missus for some, so i can put my pic on the 'net!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# haha
You can borrow my wig

www.b3ta.com/board/8957333
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That is marvellous!!!


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That's great and like the beard Nursey!!
Phil Oakey moves to Devon..........
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I wasn't giong to shave!!
I ain't no method actor.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Quite right too
you have to stand up for what you stand for
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Colored pencil drawings.

I hate how his mouth came out but I like his hair.

She just plain came out good.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Is that bottom one Holli?
XD
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Whooo?
I thought it looked a bit like Emily, and I was all :/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Holli.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Her.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# NEEDS: NOSTRILS COMMA BUTTOCKS
but is good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
thanks. :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# his mouth came out and did what?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# and flounced around, being gay and PROUD
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hahahah
It didn't DO anything... I don't think.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Nicely. Habe a Pea Pencil I did a while back


Edited for after the fire...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Nifty
That's really good, that is.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Thank you
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I made the ARC logo spin and fade and shrink.
All at once!

ARC, by the way, means Anti Religion Campaign.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# A rancid centipede?
/obvious cdc joke
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Anal Raping chodes
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Woof
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# animating!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Boom!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# The trouble with an anti religion campaign
is that if I was the kind of person who was keen to be in a structured organisation full of people with a common purpose, I would be more likely to want to go to church.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yes
One problem I have faced is that my organisation has been described by myself as a religion for people who hate religion. It really wasn't a very good idea.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# If you are non-religious..
..there are really no reason to waste time on having an opinion about religion.
Just enjoy life and make sane choices.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Does this also apply to being non-fascist and non-creationist?
Also, why do you waste time having the opinion you just expressed? Don't say things ever, just enjoy life and make sane choices.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i dunno
sometimes people saying they are nonreligious spending a lot of time arguing about religion bothers me?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It bothers lots of people.
So far as I can make out, that's part of the grip of religion - to close down criticism by an appeal to it being "personal".
Or sometimes "ineffable".
Unless your point is just that obsessing over anything is silly, in which case fair enough.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I'd rather spend my life making music & silly pix
whomever meets their own God when dead wins. Just try not to hurt anyone arguing (about death/god) while being alive.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Personally, I don't really have a problem
with people who want to be religious.

I am happy to defend, or explain my own beliefs (or, rather, lack of them) if anyone is interested, but I really don't want to be all preachy and tell people what they should think. or try to convert them.

I'll leave that to the Mormons.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# There's a big grey area between holding back unsolicited opinions and administering rohypnol.
Preachiness is rather subjective.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# or you can be a football fan
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# My interest in football
seems to ebb and flow depending on how well my team is doing.

I could be a part time supporter of Jesus, if they only published the classified religion results every weekend.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I don't even have a team
but I'm happy to join any cheerful crowd
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That and the term "religion" is about as easy to define as the word "art"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I assume, in this case
it refers to the belief in a supernatural deity and the organisational worship of such.

But you are right - many people refer to many things as 'their religion'.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ooh a symbol we can all get behind
and burn the non believers!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# We shall convert them...
Convert them to radioactive dust!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Antichristian Retards Coalesce
is what they'll call you
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# sign me up
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)

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