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[challenge entry] This one's for Michaela
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# clickin dis
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I used to finish my paper round early on Saturdays just so
I could come home and wank in front of the telly at Michaela in her shorts on Wacaday

have sticky woos and yays from me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Griffin Saver?
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Yes sir it is Mr Horrible sir!
Where the fuck have you been?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# never too far away
but I haven't seen you around for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I took a b3ta sabbatical
but I'm just visiting for now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# fantastic
plenty of old timers still about from time to time. I miss the day shift :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Halfway Home.....
.... I get the "hitman" (Pete Waterman) bit.

But I'm RIS on Michaela. Wouldn't KYLIE have been better?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# aww bless
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitman_and_Her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Many a night spent wanking over that show ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Pete Waterman is a fox isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Ok dude.........many thanks for clearing that one up. :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hit Man and Her was a late night music thing
presented from some local Nightclub or other around Britain - It was utter pants as it was just a showcase for Pete Waterman's crap music projects and Michaela first came to fame on that show.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I certainly came to fame
Wide Awake Club was mid 80s though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Well Wide Awake Club was a kids program
I suppose it depends on your age where you know her from.

You see I have no fucking idea who Tim Mallet is and this makes me proud ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# old enough to onanise in the early/mid 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# The Early-Mid-Late 80's are a blur to me
Punk Nightclubs and drugs have dimmed my senses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# To fully understand why Kylie would not have been better,
you need to:

1. Watch British TV
2. Watch British TV in the late 80's and early 90's
3. Finished your paper round early so you could bash one off while Michaela Strachan was on Waccaday in her shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# tick, tick tick!
Hey! I won!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You the man!
"I certainly came to fame" = Classic if ever there was one!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# *licks*
I like the username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I was 2 in the early 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hull, please.
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# SLOW! CHILDREN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# heh heh heh
you were brave here:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 for 1 TOAP.....(sorry all, mind's BLANK) :-( :-( :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# BILLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# they are all dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oh dear, oh dear,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# dare I say ris?




(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ok Bud.
"Hi Hi" = "'Allo 'Allo"

"Deadbeats" = "Bread" (80's UK sitcom about a bunch of scroungers).

Names have been "Americanised".......hence 2 x TOAP.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# cheers


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ahaaaaa-nice
*sounds little gong*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# The first is 'Allo 'Allo therefore Yanks would rename Hi Hi
The second is Bread which was about a family of Dole Scum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# .
'Allo 'Allo and Bread.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# winter :)


summer
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# lovely :)
And it has a black cock as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# not many things
are better than a black cock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# (=====O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# it's a brown cock shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Racist!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# bloody foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# we were all bloody foreigners once
/historic blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# *chucks self out of country*
damn - I'm a foreigner here now too




*isn't really racist*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hehe
Damn Normans coming here with their fancy armour and their garlic sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# coming over here taking our jobs!!
*seethes*
*gets slave to make me a cuppa with biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# And it seems to be...
...spunking chocolate!

We need to get to work on this, men. It's the only way to guarantee getting fellated by a woman who is sober.

"...and then chocolate comes out of it!"

"Ooh - I LOVE chocolate!"

[sfx] slurping [/sfx]
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Mmmmm Chocolate Spunk
I wonder if the Bukkake Firemen on the Gaviscon Advert will get ideas from this ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Lovely Jesse
has the bird died of cold?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# yes
:D hehehe i didnt do a bird :D i'm lazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# But Earl said something about a Black Cock? :P
*Ironic perhaps that such a lovely image should be notable by b3tans seeing cocks everywhere ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hhahaa
well maybe its jst me - that makes people think of cocks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# sausage!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# mmmm sausage!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# this is lovely
and smashing
and nice
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# hehehe
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *warms hands on delightful simplicity*
yes:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# :D
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Alphabet pasta explicitives....
Imagine the scene around the family dining table: Daddy, Mummy, Grandpa and adorable 7 year old son with his little gap toothed smile. We were eating Alphabet Pasta in a homemade tomato and onion sauce, the epitome of wholesome family living.

As adoring parents, we lovingly picked out the letters to spell Junior's name. "Oh look I've an A" "and I've an R" etc etc until we will put together A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R which we passed to aforementioned son who arranged them around his plate with a smile. He then announced "I couldn't find an F, U or a K", only to greeted by a stunned silence. I didn't even want to know where he got that from. The silence was then broken by a little voice saying "Well, how DO you spell FOX then?"


(tittch is a small woman. With strange ideas., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# You could just condense that down to fail

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# i wonder if fail mains is any better
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Speaking of Fail, you know how lots of people are trying to get Leonard Cohen or Jeff Buckley's version of Hallelujah to Number 1 in an attempt to screw X Factor and Simon Cowell??
well, he owns copyright to all versions, so they're just giving him even more money.
I'm starting to wonder if he started the Facebook clubs and Email spams :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Who?! tittch?
WOud you Adam and Eve it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Simon is a cock...
he is.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# is this on the right road for totalcockup?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# WURDZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# "Brian - there's a message in my Alphabits...
...it says, 'OOOOOOO'."

"Peter, those are Cheerios. "
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# My last check of b3ta before finishing work and its a fail
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# WTF????
did this happen?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# now we just need that pencil image of the man who puts his glasses down
and puts his fingers on the bridge of his nose

wasn't that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Yes!
Fail it woman!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# oh ive been waiting for this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That's an excellent fail
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hence waiting so long!!!
cheers! i almost wet myself when i saw that thread!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ISTR
It's a tornado-related fail. Like this one;

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# whoops
hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Or this one...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Lolz!!!
Talk about drunk pilots....

"I'll just park this here..."
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# what a sitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahah, his face in the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I should really do one of his many dives.
\cheating twat blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# *imagines you 'shopped something*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Go back to QOTW
(__, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahahah
this is all win! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ^THIS ALL THE FUCKING WAY
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hahah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *Imagines*
top shop there sir... ah hang on something is wrong. ahh yeas thats it you really should consider putting a photoshopped image in your post. Thats the idea you see we like to manipulate pictures and show them to each other.
I like your joke but we have a section just for funny guys with great jokes and we call it /talk.
now join me if you will kind sir and look along the top of the page.

there! do you see it too?
yes thats right we have a link for talky people, simply super!

I know you will just love their witty banter as much as I have enjoyed your amazing joke.

we hope you have a lovely christmas and a happy new year *pats fucker on head*
thanks


edit : a year and a half you should know better to fuckwitted twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# FAQWIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# well upuntill i realised how long he had been here.
now i think i will go off and sit in a dark room
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# failtubbies say fuck off! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I've been waiting too
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaha
mega fail
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# you waited 18 months to post this?
fuckinell


TTTTT EEEE  X   X TTTTT    FFFFF   A   IIIII L
  T   E      X X    T      F      A A    I   L
  T   EEEE    X     T      FFF   A   A   I   L
  T   E      X X    T      F     AAAAA   I   L
  T   EEEE  X   X   T      F     A   A IIIII LLLLL

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# haha
not quite. just did think i should 'till i'd bedded in a bit.

*edit* woo text fail

de-ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I wasn't replying to you
that's not how this works

THREAD-FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# sorry
thread fail indeed. got my indents confused.

In retrospect I could be forgiven considering my title and your next post.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Vowel theft should carry a hefty sentence...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Yeah, but we're awesome at Scrabble :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# It's all made up anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# No
Scrabble is a real game

/missing point
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# 31 years
living in Wales and I never once win a gam of scabel.


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# thas cos you is fick innit
in da bridgend, they is all playin Hangman innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Click, sir.
Do you hear me? I said click.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Lol, women...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks different. Has she had work done?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# She's had a stroke
...still haven't washed the spunk out yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh yes silly me
I still owe her a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# *gives £4.50 change*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Yeah but I want the tip back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Destroy a motorway for me, woman!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# omg
she destroyed the tardis

edit : woo because she looks pleased with the destruction as anyone would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I was thinking of having her say "Oh ark at me...."
but the dumb woman pose was enough for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Most
woo!
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# sorry for shitness, just had to get it out of my head.
I'm without tattyshop 'til monday

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# looks ok to me
its mog from space balls xD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# cheers dude
did online using pixlr, don't know how to use it for more than two layers though, and no hue or saturation layers, arrghh! I want tatty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] and no it is not logo on a picture.:P

I think I should order a pizza and shuffle away from b3ta.

Well I thought it was good! I'm telling mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# well I liked it


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# We shall be shunned I tell ye!
SHUUUUUUNNED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Further to the newsletter
I have done some investigating and there IS and answer!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Tsk, what if you cut the pieces into different sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Then you deserve all the inaccuracies you get.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# exactly
it's not a perfect system, but I think people know what they're letting themselves in for.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# The instructions are inprecise! They never told me that inserting the device into my uninary tract could be insanitary and cause internal lacerations!
I demand compensation! And more words starting with "in-"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# The device is used at your own peril
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Damn that small print!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Or....


May not be to scale.

www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2004/10/31/how-long-is-a-piece-of-string/

Apparently 13 and a half inches. But it's probably no more than 10 inches in a good light.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i normally go for
2(X+1)-1 over 2 = X

where x is the piece of string.

Edit: now expand!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# is this some sort of elaborate smiley?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's an amy winehouse smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# lol
no it's the meaning of the universe, but only if x = 42
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Ooh look
a Christmas Tree Smiley..how festive!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha
-iI[|D

well i tried

even if it has fallen over!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# You just need to subtract
the portion of the universe that does not contain the piece of string from the entire universe, to give you the length of the piece of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# No, that would give you....
.... the four dimensional volume of the string (presumably in secondcubicmetres, if you were doing it in metric).
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# From there it's just a simple matter of higher dimensional integration
of the hyperspherical space-time footprint of the string, to give you its empirical length.

I had assumed that step was basically too trivial to mention in the above method.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Which leaves us the simple matter of measuring the universe


Due to the quasi-reciprocal nature of space time, measuring the external universe except the piece of string will also involve measuring the measuring device, but since space time is curved, this should pose no problem to oh god it's friday I can't be bothered have a good weekend.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# .
My Chinese friend How Long is tired of your string jokes! Visit his shop!

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# The Correct Answer
If you form the string into a circle and measure distance from the centre of the circle to the edge (ie the radius you can calculate the length of the string using 2.pi.R

This leaves the small problem that if we had such a measuring device, the question could be answered by simply measuring the string, an alternative solution must be sought.

Let us make some assumptions:
The string is at least 1cm in length
Any smaller and calling it a piece of string is perhaps a misnomer, fluff would be a better definition.

The string cannot exceed one ton
Manufacturing such a string would be impractical, and would instead of being named string, would be better termed as a tourist attraction.

String is no thinner than 1.5mm
Thinner than this, and we are entering the territory of thread.

Worst case density is 0.7kg/litre
Otherwise the string will be too weak.

So, we know the maximum weight, and the volume:

1000
---- = 1429 litres or 1.429 cubic metres.
0.7

Therefore, maximum length is

Volume 1.429m
------ = -------------
Area pix0.5mmx0.5mm

So the string length lies between 1cm and 11,644.39km which can be expressed as above
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# This has been most informative
thanks for taking the time to clear up the matter, it's been bugging me for a while.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# a parrot and a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Squak: The sound a parrotoid makes whilst shitting itself with fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# This is fun and fab. Woo!
I feel like that parrot.
hometiem, mebbe lepsim tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# They looked alright before I put them on the plate.....
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
This is destroying the police service.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# now i see rings
lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# BAM!!!
it just happened, a giraffe appeared in the middle of the ring doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# this is smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yea "Whack-A-Giraffe"!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# would
:/
close enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ha,you whacky gun of a son
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Shoes recalled
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I remember shoes
... they were like hoverbaords but you had to move your legs more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# And not hover
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# and they contained less baord
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# LIES! LIES! SHEPHERDS PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# At least Bush said nothing about boots.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I do wish the guy has chucked steelies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# DARPA's response to the use of shoes as a weapon;
The M1A1 sabot shoe round.

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Well I liked it.
Clever pun, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# God, I used to wear mine, almost every day!
*gazes wistfully into middle distance*

I'm going to the pub now. Happy weekend to one and all :) xx
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# enjoy
see you on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# weeeeekeeeennnnnndddd!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# drink and be merry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Happy Pub Day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# doesn't bother me I only wear clogs
if only he was wearing clogs and didn't miss!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Doesn't he understand that that's how liberators are welcomed in that part of the world?
People totally misunderstood Kruschev too.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Unleash Amelda Marcos!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry]


I'll go get my epic fail hat now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# don't worry fella, there's a lot of it about
who's the pale bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Some unknown bloke called River Phoenix
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Are they about to cottage?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yes they are the saucy minxes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# No glory hole - no George Michael with crack (rofl) - not real
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# You seem to have a very canny idea of what goes on in cottaging:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# my dad taught me everything I know
he was a master sn thatcher

/canny, I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# And how is the Gadd dynasty doing these days?:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# what kind of sauce??
i like plum, or apple, yes fruity ones are bestest.

Edit: I doesn't noes what goes wiv minxes that is nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# With cottaging I believe that plum sauce is traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yay for cottaging with plum sauce.
naked on a twister mat with vegetable oil, thats how they did it when i were a lad
*sighs*
i remember when this were all trees
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
There's someone on Weakest Link who has a ring tone copany and it's called See My Ring!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *googles see my ring*
*is pleasantly disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Is that river phoenix?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# In a cottaging capacity, yes
Annoyingly I had to recolourise the whole head bit by bit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Well. That makes sense now.
Well done Ghosty *ruffles hair in patronising manner* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *gets stepladder for IYB in patronising manor*:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha how'd you know I'm only little?
or are you exceptionally lofty?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# like a lone twin tower blowing in the lofty heights of Earls Court
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# The latter:P
6'4" excluding shoes and mowhawk:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# that's alright then
*is less paranoid*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Oh and I know you're short as Ronnie Corbet told me so:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm straight and I would:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# he has girly hair makes me kinda
not feel so bad (I am also straight)

edit : but I like to wear a dress and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Meh, that's not that girlie.
I used to have long wavy hair, I could even do the 'just stepped out of the salon' flick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I had a blue rinse
cant get more girly than that... well Im bald now

I could wear a wig I suppose, no the illusion is shattered *sobs*. I will go back to thinking about the days when we all had shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I can see you with a nice comb over!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# who knew what the boy would become?


edit : actually I should have spent less time on the picture and more time on the tag line :/

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# just keep walking son...
you'll get used to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What?


and that - www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post324204
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Haha! Nice.
TJ: Do people on 'ignore' know that they're being ignored?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# so its like a paradox....
but not really
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It's like real life
but without all the halitosis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# unless, they are spying on you
*rustles bush*






*ducks shoe*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *shoes duck*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# there is a shop in that
somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# can you read this?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Of course Queeny, I'd never put you on ignore!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
gstq must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# nope
but I'd love to see a list on Board_stats showing the most ignored users.... Just out of curiosity :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# What a jolly wheeze!!! Great idea!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# doctor something
I would imagine, he seems to thrive on it.
I would never dream of putting him on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# It'd be mostly NSFW trolls I'd imagine
and Floppy Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# pasanonic if anyone has any sense
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# or possibly me :(
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# One guy on /talk ignored himself a few years ago.
It took him about ten minutes of blind posting and not being able to see the replies before he figured out how to unignore himself.

I still get a kick out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I did it once but im not on the list i must have stayed quiet about it
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=%22ignore+myself%22&p=3
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# henry?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# yus
well, the young henry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# young anakin looked so dejected and well
as bandwagons go... i thaught this one lacked something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Henry? My Word!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# What's going on here then?
EDIT: Oh, it's Henry! Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# That's taken me a bloody long time to work out, but I'd say it was worth it.
Have a woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# thnkyew
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha is that Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *nod*
www.b3ta.com/board/9039481
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Oooo he gets around!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I like this
nice shadow'ing :)

PS Just got the Samurai Showdown Anthology and the jap Final Fantasy Dissidia on the PSP, gawd these games are awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Im getting socks for christmas this year xD
*awaits disappointment*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not thanking Santa for these
*cough* torrent *cough, cough*

I'm still due socks too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I will now
remanis about prodigy and his sock people
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Happy Christmas to those who finish Work today



for those that don't - I'll see you all Monday for more tossing about whilst pretending to work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :)
I-SPY-A-THON MONDAY!!!!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hee hee
is it only us left?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nope...
We lurkers are still lurking...

x
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'll be here
... ooooh - I might do some images!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Still here
But pub shortly :) Happy Weekend xxx
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# on Monday
silly bucket :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Oh yeah. Duh.
Well, I'll be here then too. Muahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *takes you by the hands and dances in a circle*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeEEEeees*
*feels a bit sick*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I iz still here
merry winterval!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# spect i'll be here
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# oooooh
we can all bring in games!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# haha!
Superbe, monsieur
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# with any luck
next week'll be an unrelenting b3ta marathon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahah
Merry Chrimbo, see you all in the new year, if I don't see you sooner....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# indeed!
www.b3ta.com/board/9038385
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] it's got jorja fox innit

cfb you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh noes!
Poor Tinky Winky!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I love her
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# me too
but now she's gone
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# despite the handbag
that purple one is a he
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I would watch that
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha
*giggles sillyly*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Class!
Hahaha!
(Stmoo, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# rofolollololpops!
*Approves*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# LOL
much better than my Morse one earlier :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
bri;;iamt

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hehe
Last panel makes this.
(icassu, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# this
is perfect

(turns)
(swivels)
(pouts)
(dons sunglasses)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I LOL'd
Awesome stuff!
(oecumenix ..is not as good as he thinks he is, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Cannon's Ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nice!!!
Reminds me of Luck and Flaw's stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Mr. Pooter wants his Rhubarb


Please Donate Now!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Parp!
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# aaaaargh
*hands over rhubarb*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

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