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# longdeer


BBC News source
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Santa's been messing with genetics again I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Modeling Rudolf on Odin's horse
being slightly senile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# It gives them more deerpower, for better lift on his sleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ah yes
the octopedal deer factor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You sure know your sure footed animules !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# They are native to North Eastern Norway
but fairly shy in the wild
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Someone's telling fibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# They exclusively feed on the critically endangered eight legged hedgehog
native to south western Java
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I'll have to correct you there.
It only has seven legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# What a long hoofer . . .
you sleigh me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# STOP IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Screeeeeeeeeeeech !
It's tough sledding out here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Please stop Blitzen us with these bad Christmas puns
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I Donner got another one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# this
long deer is yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# rudolph the eight legg-ed reindeer
has a nice ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# That ring will most likely be through the nose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# which we shall expect to be very shiny
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Polished to a high sheen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The source image disturbs me
the rear deer has quite clearly accidently got it's head lodged up the front one's arse by some horrible and cruel twist of fate


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Twist . . . being the optimum word . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Ha
yes quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I would never go as far as to say your all a bunch of ungreatfull twats

until now. ffs
you dont know how pissed i am and how many smudges
and layers and omg your all going to ignore me and move
on to the next one like always... swankers /shakefist

see i get more of a woo from those shitty lolchairs. I'm not a
temperamental artist. omg jack i miss you please come back.
don't make me beg. ok im begging please jack I loves you.
also really wanna know what that satalite thing is doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# lol


edit : I really am missing jj (if you can read this) the whole swt monday thing is ment as a compliment... ahh its not monday yet ok actually this post is now moribund please just shuffle on past me as you all normally would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# That look awful
like sitting on a cold clammy uncooked sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# dony knock it till you try it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Speaking from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Often
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# "I really am missing jj (if you can read this)"
Wait - has he gone somewhere? Not been on for a couple of days.

Please allow me to place this here, since it doesn't deserve its own thread.

Is it just me, or...

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I happen to be a clingy desperate
kind of person and 3 days is a long time.
*double checks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Not much to say
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Your work is obviously lacking.
But your comments made me lol.

(Just kidding about your work - very woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Nutella Lawson?
she needs a shave.

woo - there you go you got yer woo now sod off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hahahaha
just for you then
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYterz!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# "HELP! CHAIR RAPE!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# ha ha! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Nut cake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# acorn bru'ley
actually... I put way to much thought into this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# That's a good thang . . . acorn to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I have a sneking suspicition that might be the source squirrel you have there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# that's a cute little plunger indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Yes . . . he's handy with a plumbers helper as well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# well i like it.
have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ahh Muu
you hold a special place in my heart, inspiration I cannot sate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Pete Dotherty



..I can't seem to stop shopping this woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahah
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# nicely plopped:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
nice shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Nice turkey neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# There's a cure for that...
...take a look at how much you spent on your license for PhotoShop.

I do actually have some licensed productivity software now. I have Final Cut Pro HD, worth £700, Didn't pay for it, someone else did and they never picked up the package for six months.

*Edit* Bastard thing won't work on my Power Macintosh, because it looks for an AGP video card and I only have PCI-Express. Stoopid Apple.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'm still using FCP 5 with my powerpc
based mac. It works just fine. Alternatively, Shake is now cheaper than a cheap thing advertised at a very low price :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I still use CuBase 2.0
on my Atari ST. I'm so retro I shit rubik's cubes...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# surely there is some method for it to work with
a PCI-Express card.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I found a sort of workaround
but it involves editing KEXT files and all sorts of shite. I'll see if it works on WiL's G4 PowerBook before I give up. It might run on my iBook, but on a 700MHz G3 it's likely to be pretty pokey.

I had a fantastic G4 PowerMac (533MHz Digital Audio) but it was a little bit too slow for my liking so I replaced it with a Dual G5.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# How old is it?
AGP is out the fecking ark!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I'm guessing with HD it's pretty new
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Still.
Surprising,as most boards nowadays don't come with AGP.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Nope PCI-Express is faster
and pretty much standard now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Sorry.
I meant surprising the program was pretty new and would only run on older technology, as PCI is the obvious winner in terms of speed etc etc etc.

/drunk blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# AGP
was pretty much a bridging technology, It was fine in its day, but was a highly compromised design. Almost all G4 PowerMacs used AGP graphics (except the original Yikes! logic board). The very first G5 PowerMacs used AGP, but it was supplanted by PCI-Express a few months after my copy of FinalCut Pro shipped.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Pff.
Japan has had HD Analogue broadcasts since 1990.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's Final Cut HD PRO version 6 I think.
I could cross-grade but I'm not spending any money on a free £700 application.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# kill it
with fire
(Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# she has that eligmatic quality that only
a word "dot" cant contain
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Speaking of wobbly hats . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# That hat has some rotatory instability.
Might want to look into that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# My mum has this painting...
...or a print thereof...
(thanatos, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Does he look like anybody she or you know ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I don't like the way he's puckering at me
he's not my type (i.e.male and underage). I usually lean towards the opposite end of the spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Grannies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# more towards this end
don't forget, in Essex a Grannie can be 26.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# He likes lemon drops . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Female and dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# not dead
otherwise you couldn't complain that they just remain still throughout. Cos it wouldn't be their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# 's got me wonderin
what's under there?could be. . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# A baby wombat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# could have gone all wrong. What if Bruce Wayne was inspired by WOMbats.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ha, bloody hell.
This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# mesh warp
is my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You can take your satanic rituals and get out of my shop
Witch! Witch!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# WHY!! WHY!!
WHEN! WHO!!! WHAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# That's what Joan of Arc said too.
Through a translator.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# a cheap electronic one
bought from the Innovations mail order catalogue, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# On a similar note
Translating your name from English to Chinese to Bulgarian to English using google returns "Rotatory instability of the hat".

I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# even shorter
english-french-english usually mangles it somewhat if you use Babelfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Wombat man - now that could be good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# what are the odds
it would resist the temptation to bite down?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# 50/50
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I'll take those odds
*unzips self*
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Some say a Million to one - yet still they come.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# hmmm i like those odds
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Lickolcious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *giggles*
I like wombats. I met one once. They're awesome-cute.
Want to see my plush wombat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# is that a codeword invitation for sex?
if you're female I'll consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Sadly not
Cost 5 aussie dollars.

Unfortunately, it's a finger puppet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Erotic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha thats wicked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Finger warmer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# haha
it's cryin'out for animation
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# When my band toured Australia
I bought all kinds of wombat kitsch - harder to find than koala or kangaroo (and there are not many sports teams that have wombats as mascots... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatso_the_Fat-Arsed_Wombat )
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Wombatty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# na na na na nana nanna !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Chew chew cha boogie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# needs a piercing
IN THE LIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# pfft
where's wobbin?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# 21st December - Cat


Bit late in the day, but it is sunday and I have a splitting headache hangover.
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# makes me
:D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Yay snowcat
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Bum hangovers are the worst!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Alcohol enema?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Nice round bottom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Is it one of those ones you can never topple over?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Weebles - where Weebl and Bod was inspired from
"Webbles wobble by they don't fall down!" they do if you drop them from a tall building!

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=weebles&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# :D
lovely, as always
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# it looks like the cat that found the gel
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# yay
cat is happycrazyfuntimez
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# dotty dot dot dot
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# She's turned into a raisin!
Have a wash bison.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A lady phoned the BBC today to say...
(Tattsyrup, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# It's a high pressure job being a weatherman

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# gah!
you can't be cirrus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# It's just a front
hiding my deep depression
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# after a bit of reflection,
summer likely to agree with you out of shear logic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# There will be no hurricane here today,
oh yes.
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# He later did weather reports for New Orleans
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# he has the eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# It's Christmas soon, and for some of you, the jumper monster awaits.

There is no point trying to hide, it's in a symbiotic relationship with everyones Gran.
Click for bigger (51KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Bring'm on . . . I'll take the sweater when it melts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# he reminds me of the ice dude in mega-man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# fear his deadly pom-poms!

*flicks a match at highly combustable cheap nylon "wool"*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# wooaargh
not the Hypnotic Pattern Array!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Between battles the Hoth Snowtroopers would make Snowvaders
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Vader was in the KKK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That's so cold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha AT-AT cock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# icey
goodness
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# why do Hoth stormtroopers
wear burqas?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# No idea
but it took ages to get some decent enough photos of snowtroopers and even then I had to reuse a body - all of the sake of some Star Wars Pedant lurking around b3ta, you know you post an image with stormtroopers on the ice planet Hoth and they say "Hey that's not Hoth uniform!" etc. ;) - I'm a paranoid?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# i'd have to watch again
but i'm pretty sure a couple of regular storm troopers were with them so i'd have backed you up.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] dum dum dum dum dum dum


Click for bigger (417KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
made me laugh more than it should have!

edit - your cfb is appearing on a fail blog near you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# cfb is larger filesize.
So yeah, it's bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# But surely if it was Yankish that would be African-American Adder?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Possibly.
And in the UK, Afro-Carribean Adder I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# like so
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# How about something with an old school flavor

edit: now transparent and faster for better effect
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Buffalo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# GENOA?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ALASKA
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Why can't you make a paper plane from a copy of the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Because I wouldn't touch a copy of the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Two right wing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'm not.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Blimey
One's bad enough!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Baddum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# CUMBELLEND?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I had to cross my eyes slightly.
Pretty cool! Buffalo or a Bison?
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# Try washing your hands in it
If you can't do it, it's a buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Aren't they the same thing?
I always thought Buffalo was the common term and Bison was the educated peoples term.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Iz yus callin' meh common?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *shrugs*
I'd just call 'em all Wildebeest anyway.
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# My understanding is
if you see two bison together, they're buffaloes, whereas if you see a buffalo on its own it's a bison.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's a nonsense!
Although I do like referring to Whoops of Gorillas and Flanges of Gibbons
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# No it's completely true.
Wait, let me check.

Yes, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ok, i just did some research on this
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070924191326AAym3T4
seems to explain it best.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Yeah but
www.mofaha.com/buffalo_bison.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That explains EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I love
explaining things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you got me, maybe if others read your article on it then they can decide for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# oh noes!
it's a jesus-vs-kitteh staredown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# American Buffalo are Bison
"American Buffalo" are actually Bison. Buffalo are from Africa and Asia.

But what is a name? Easier to just rename it to "Dinner plus fur coat" (unless you are vegetarian... but then you would be odd as you'd have more in common with a Bison...)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The Great Write Buffalo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fuck yeah
that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ALSO:

I've been told this looks like the output of an old-skool mac app., don't remember which one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# looks like an old Archimedes package we had at my school
but better

/kids these don't know how fucking easy and good they've got it blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Pfft you had it easy
Z80a, monochrome.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I started with a ZX81
(we couldn't afford a ZX80)
then spectrum, then as I was leaving school we had an archimedes in the art class that no one used (because the teachers didn't know how)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I still have
a couple of Acorn RISC-OS machines. Well, three. A3020, A5000, A7000+. And a BBC B+.

I love RISC-OS. F12, *BASIC, and you've got access to the ARM CPU with a few assembly commands.

I wrote some of my best programs in ARM assembler and ARM BASIC, I made a lovely ripple-tank simulator which I called !WavePlasma. If I can find the binaries, I'd be happy to post them.

*EDIT* And you might be thinking of !ArtWorks, !AdPro, or possibly !RevPro24, 256 colour painting and 16.8M colour photoshoppery respectively.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I had a sliderule.
The pictures I used to create...
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# macpaint
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# that's bloody excellent
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# uuuk uuk!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# top bit o'typing you've done there
absolootly!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# looks familiar

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I see what you herd !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# wus happenin, fella?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Feelin' the healin' feelin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'm healing too, in a way...,.
lost my main PC's power supply in a power surge...had to rely on laptop til i fixed it... now in good shape again.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Per . . . sistance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Nice suit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ooh!
I lieks that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Can I see the word GEEK
keep repeating itself in its head?
*worrying its just me*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Video Lan Client (for windoze)
...with an output stream to an ASCII text file.

The MacOS X version doesn't have such filters, but I can make a video wall out of 16 LCD Panels.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# whooaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I have not posted anything in ages so have some guns till I draw something good.


Click for bigger (115KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yay!
*chooses third down on the right. I'll call her Burt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Pastel shaded guns
kind of takes the edge off the whole gun toting hardman image..

I like it woo :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Like the
'Hello Kitty' AR15 and AK47

edit: and the 'My little pony' M4A1 carbine.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# If I was going to be a criminal
I'd paint bright orange tips on all my guns, and outwit the police
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Good point
But people wouldn't believe you when threatened.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# they will when they start leaking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Great . . . if they shoot paint . . . that would be even more awsome !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# They shoot smaller guns
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Great . . . smaller guns that shoot paint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm holding out for a gun that shoots velociraptors
.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Aim low . . . shoot high !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# nice ! heres some i made about ten years ago

do you think the chainsaw bayonet come back into fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Great for down in the trenches or out in the forest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Gears of war stole your ideas!
Damn those guys!
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# Needs more...
...Aperture Laboratories HandHeld Portal device.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# ciggybreak sporeage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ART!
Thank fuck for that! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Keep still!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I want to milk it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Wait your turn!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# MILK AWAY :D
edit: oh there appears to be a milking queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Too right, get to the back!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Eyes would need a break too . . . if I felt like that sporerage looked !
The dawning of the spore age is upon us . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *grinzes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Typical student, nobody wants to clean the toilet and then...

should've used Cillit Bang!

I dunno really, but I had the tentacles handy and I've nowt better to do...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hey
Where'd you find that pic of me?

"but I had the tentacles handy and I've nowt better to do..."... the number of times I've heard that excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I'm that bored right now, I probably would...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh.
This is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Bit o bleach and he'll be fine!
after the surgery...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# He's tickleish.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I've just noticed that if you make it so he's off the top of the frame and only his legs are on show
it looks MUCH much worse than it really is...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Yes
looks like he's having his knackers whipped.
*cringes* *nauseates*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what the naaarg?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty and quick
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Is that his friend, Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
Really annoys me when Americans say this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ZOMG IT'S [H]OUSE!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Soupytwist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no - i'm not an emo - just thought it'd be funny!!


also - give blood -(vampires like christmas too!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I would but I got hepatitis from a dirty tattoo needle
Oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# shit
really! thats terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# no, I'm joking
as in, they got that tattoo, then couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ahhh
yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I would
but I'm not allowed because I'm a dirty poof.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You don't understand me man!
Blood is pain.

Pain is love

Peace is war

Hawk is dove

Black is black

I am you.

You are me

Woo Yay Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i cant do it
i tried but i am fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That reminds me,
I was going to check the LiveJournal feed in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# With scissors?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yes
do it do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Im sorry ive got none
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No, with a SpOoN!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
Would if I could
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# same here!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Aye,
Rev's too lazy to cut his own wrist, he needs aides to do it for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
no i just dont like people / needles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You have blood? Luxury, lad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A mechanical arm? Cool!
How fast can it wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 2,000 RPM but it gets pretty messy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# RPM = Rubs per minute?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# To the US military, every invention has a military application
To b3ta.com, every invention has an onanism application.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# True
Jesus saves,
Moses invests,
Onan spends.

/v old joke
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The thing I like most about blood donation
is the aura of smugness you can keep up for a whole day.

/10pintsofA- blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I like how easy it is to get drunk!
@~@
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Agreed

/12 of O-neg blog
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Common O scum!
I'm going to see if my work will let me go for platelet donation as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I have a boringly average amount of platelets
So just ordinary blood donations from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I never given blood
then again they probably wouldn't want it, full of meds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# would if i could
but i am teh gay.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# are you sure this isn't a cunning ploy to get someone to play with your knob?
like what people who impersonate you in bars are want to do?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# no, that was me that time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *Pulls*
*BANG*
Ew, now I'm sticky, what was in that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# a moustache comb
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# and a fortune telling fish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# you must buy harrords crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Well I can smell it but I don't...
oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# and a trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
usually a little joke inside:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# A tiny,
cheap, little toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# that gets bigger when a lady touches it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# but
not that much bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *Pulls*
Hmm, doesn't seem to work

*Pulls again*

Nope, still nothing

*Pulls several times*

Hang on... Since when was Mayonnaise a Cracker Prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] On tonight's show.. Russell Brand, Georgina Baillie & Andrew Sachs...


Click for bigger (244KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Jay Emo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# nice
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# "wait for me"
"i izz well behind"

and head nod to mr.printmaestro-i nick his chair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It doesn't have a leg to sit on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

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