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# First of 2009...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Pfftttt...

* Pardon me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh now you're just nicking my gags!
*strops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
*lathers*

Edit: this is a joke about old-fashioned shaving.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I know. I use a cut throat razor:P
So obviously I have a strop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Those things give me the fear
and an itchy neck when the barber does barberous things.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# It's better that me Kicking your Nads!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Don't you abuse my amplifiers like that!
lol
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I told you
We're not to talk about that openly on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# im a little death
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
And he his clients never used him after the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's a very dead-end job.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
#
MY SCYTHE. I LIKE TO KEEP IT WHERE MY HEART USED TO BE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Well
I'd have thought the Grim Reaper would be a fantastic employee for a life assurance company. If it were life insurance they might be worried...

What, it's just a joke? But..but.. i'm a PEDANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It pains me to say it, but I understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
Missed ya!

TJ: ARGH! BUTTFUCKING CUNTING MARMOT RAPISTS! Fucking spammers and their emails that install crap on your machine. And Fuck Hotmail right in the ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# O_o
something up?

...and marmots are best of all the furry mammals.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Which is why spammers are so evil for raping them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# You alright petal?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Nope
Opened an email titled "Hello" from someone I know and it's spam. It then proceeded to send the same email to my contacts list.

CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Change your password that should stop it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Stop using hotmail, that should stop it
hotmail = snotmail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Considering doing so
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Awww
thank ya!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Gmail, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
This gives me an idea;
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post344294
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# We did this last year...
www.b3ta.com/challenge/wrongman/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Aw damn so we did.
I looked through some old challenges but I didn't see that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NOM
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ECHO
Echo?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Please don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Om nom nom
The eyes! The eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ace!
Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I wasn't sure it qualified since it actually makes war look even more evil
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Evil / Funny...
Is there any difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Personally,
I find evil hilaaaaaaarious.

Hitlerious, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# well in that case I shall ignore the poo in my pants as I was making it and ninja compo :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Yes.
Now, am I the only one getting broken links for everything that comes from 'MyImages'?
Is it because I'm behind a proxy that announces my browser type as some garbage (or more likely a web spider)?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# No, I think it's borked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Ah.
Resistance is futile.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Certainly being quite temperamental...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Maybe it's female?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# IS GOOD
YES
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Very nice.
*clicks*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# helicopterer
dentata...
(anvil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Not that I'm calling you a hummusthief or the likes
But wasn't there one like this before on the board? Big googly eyes, much cuter than this eeevil one.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You're right
you are.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# got a plate in my head
from viet nom!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ..what is it good for


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# may I be the first to say...
...huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# The funny side of War...
is Ernie.

I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I thought it was a starwars joke
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ahhhh
but that record has scratches in exactly the same place on the B side

/is really not best placed to criticise blog!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ^ What she said

(and I was just about to say that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Can I just pea this here, then I'll be on my way
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace
Ten Tonne Ted from Teddington FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# bside song
was no.1 when i was born :'(
([]DOo []DOo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Freda Payne - "Band Of Gold" for me
never heard of it

but I share my bday with

Born on 21st Sep:
1934 - Leonard Cohen
1947 - Don Felder ( guitarist, organist, vocalist The Eagles )
1967 - Faith Hill
1967 - Tyler Stewart ( drummer, Barenaked Ladies )
1968 - Jon Brookes ( drummer, The Charlatans )
1968 - Trugoy The Dove ( real name David Jolicoeur; vocals, De La Soul )
1972 - Liam Gallagher ( vocalist, Oasis )
1973 - Jimmy Constable ( vocalist, 911 )

so that's nice

www.everyhit.com/dates/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# 25 Miles
Is one of the funkiest damn songs ever. Go and listen to it now if you've not heard it before.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Its me!
I was going to post this as a new thread on here but I thought better of it.

enjoy
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post344243
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahhahahaha
Stuff like that you never live down!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# He's a solicitor these days
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ahhahaha it gets better and better
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I'm going to make you feel really bad now
He got cancer

on his balls
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Lucky he doesn't have pubes on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Pfffffft
That's pretty much the icing on the cake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I still cry about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahah fuck!!
*real lols*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hang on, people sit around "talking" on the QOTW?
has the world gone fucking mad?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# If only there was a "talk" board they could use instead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# or, god forbid, people didn't quack on about threads not having pictures
on the proper board.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Steady on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# doh
I just stumbled this as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YOU PRESS A BUTTON AND UP THINGS POP
YOU HAVE NO CONTROL (except for the settings) BUT I CAN'T HELP IT - I HAVE FAT SPIDERMEN IN MY OPTIONS

http://www.stumbleupon.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Woo...
That's good!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hehe
its best used as an add-in on Firefox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# O_O Ye Gods!
Not sure about worst hallowe'en costume ever - it's actually pretty good - but certainly the most ill-advised ever.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# KILL IT! SQUISH IT!
*shudders* that Toby Mc-whatever-his-name-is scares the shite outta me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
I dud a Man-Spider once but I think that experiment is best forgotten...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
#


EDIT: I LIKE the new "My Images" page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ooh - it's changed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ooh its borked!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm guessing the search is pretty CPU intensive :¬?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# cheers - that'll pay my credit card off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Awwww does he have tiny man-bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'll link it if I get more NSFW flags than laughs... *edit* Linked (ish)
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/size-matters.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Someone filling up the pool?
Lol
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahaahahah
Definitely NSFW. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Seriously?
'Cos I will link if folks are serious...

I do think it's borderline.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Okies!
Just a jiffy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# pffft
just out of interest... what part did you think was sfw?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Erm, the fact there's no actual genitals except cartoon ones on show,
kinda liek the SFW porn...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I'd say NSFW

but I also have to laugh a bit

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *adblocks*
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hey, I reckon if I was black,
this stereotype I could live with! ;)

Nice little clip BTW, where's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# can't remember exactly-
remember the newsletter item about the guy with the muscle car and pig-ugly girlfriend? It was somewhere on that thread.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ahhhh! That makes sense actually!
MAN that was freeky wasn't it!? I kinda felt for her tho, it was mainly atrocious make up and photography skills that did for her, she was actually quite physically fit (if she wasn't wearing polyfilla over her half closed eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It's R Kelly's closet thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Trapped In The Closet
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# wtf is going on in the background
THERE'S A LEVITATING NAKED MAN BEING RAPED!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Woman ackchewally, well, I think it is, it's kinda hard to tell,
images.inmagine.com/168nwm/imagemore/z195870/z195870003.jpg
That's SFW as altho there are nipples there don't appear to be any boobs...

It's meant to look like there's a sorta shelf space at the back end tho it's not clear the wall continues really is it?

Meh, still funny...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] War is Scary- OFFICIAL
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# She's got a dirty bomb!
A DIRTY BOMB!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# and that looks to be round the front of her pants...
Just imagine what the back looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# a shitty nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ding dong

i'm off to oz for a month to study upsidedownthings so this will be my last post for a while.
do be good, don't be bad, do be happy, don't be sad
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Have fun, and punch a wallaby from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Is that Rooney on top?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yep
He loves to be in control
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Do they not have the internet in Australia?
have fun *waves*
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# i think they do
but i will be out running around in the sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# We'll have the melanoma ointment ready for your return...
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# Have an excellent time, and punch a koala for me.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hehehehe :D
Have fun in Oz! We will expect a postcard, or ten!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Whilst I'm on the Mary Poppins theme (and bored)
(stevesteve, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ah, memories
however, as I remember, it was a bit more like this

Followed by falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# genetic engineering ftw
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# that would be soooo cool.... Although, I really would like a prehensile tail
TOP 'SHOPPAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# i feel fucking let down by genetic engineering
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# me too
and space ships are shit too
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# as are robots and cars that don't fly
the future fucking sucks. its 2009, people! wake the fuck up! stop blowing each other up and start building robots!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# CondorMaaaaan!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# that was my inspiration!
what a great movie!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I forgot it was michael crawford that played him :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# didn't that have someone quite unexpected in it, like Michael Crawford or something?
I can barely rememeber it now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes :D
b3ta.com/board/9086627
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha! christ... The question is: is it worth looking for a copy to watch again after all this time?
I guess the answer would be no :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *mutters something about bone density and required muscle mass to be able to achieve flight*
*slaps self*

WOO!
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[challenge entry] "Fuck this for a game of soldiers" thought Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^ Needs more Ford Fiesta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Haha does that say "bienvenue en france"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# There are also donkeys on the beach, and an ice-cream van
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I assumed they were already in the picture
The first wave of D-Day landings were at Weston-Super-Nightmare weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# My Grandfather defended weston during the war
and a spiffing job he did too. Not one kraut made it ashore.

He really did, he was stationed at Brean fort
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Well done him!
I went camping in Brean a few years back. Grumpiest locals in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's the wind that makes them grumpy (Brean Down is very windy)
and the inbreeding
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# He really shouldn't have bothered -
there's nowt here now but chavs and pensioners... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# and druggies
dont forget the druggies
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# would
Wilkommen not be more appropriate for the time?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hooray
donkey rides and ice-cream.

aw come on Henry, don't be like that
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# heheh
I remember that pair :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Good Afternoon...


(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I say!
A rather spiffing ensemble there. Woo

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#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Fez o'clock!

Jus' like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Indeed...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# In honour of the hour, I am wearing a fez this very second
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Humanely caught and tamed I hope
;)
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# Nah, it was bred on a fez-farm
Tis a battery fez
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :)
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# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# it's always fez o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Very good!
...and popular fez is popular...
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# That is possibly the nicest thing I have ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# yay!

awesome *click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I say what what
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# what ho !!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Tally ho!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# \o TAXI (dermy)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# What ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I say!
Rather! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# What-ho
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# jolly good show

(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Jolly good
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# What ho!
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :DD
this is an awesome thread
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# bloop..bloop..bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# If that smells I'm getting out.
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# Why is it always flooded in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# they all live on a wet planet..arg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Is that...

The body of a pirate who drowned off Somalia's coast?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hehehe!
most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *plops finger in cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# doing what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Phoarrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Jacuzzi bear farts in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# either he's hunting bubbles, or he's making them... .:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# is that a wild bungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Do you want me;
To turn on the bubbles?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Defoe arrives back at Tottenham after magical journey
(stevesteve, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# errrr whut?
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# FUTBOL LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Fair do's but I actually rather like football but still don't get it.
Which is a shame 'cos from the look of things it's actually rather well photoshopped.
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# Erm
Defoe's just been on a magical journey which has seen Tottenham pay £7.5m and now £15,000 a week for the privilege of loaning him to Portsmouth for 6 months? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Aaah...
somewhat obscure, but the penny is now dropping...
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# aaah...
I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ...


Never seen Mary Poppins?
(stevesteve, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# yes, but I had to see a hypnotherapist to have the memory removed from my mind, as it was that traumatic.
also, I don't follow the football, (except for the scores for my local) so I'm at a disadvantage here.

Very nicely 'shopped though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim chim Defoo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Cor blimey.. luverly stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^ SOCK!

EDIT: did you ever complete your set of London soverniers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# umm i think so
chav, pearly king, royal guard, beef eater, police and mascot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# No punk?
I thought there was one of those...
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# hmmm don't think i did
I must do one :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# His 2012 one made it into the top 19 /board posts of 2008
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# What was first?

* Link to results please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# 'tis on the popular page over at /links...
but here for your benefit

b3ta.com/features/bestof2008/
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# I love number 18 - the use of the redex is wonderfull...

and /board #20
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ha
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ice Cream Guy Made A FORTUNE!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
Strawberry Mivvy, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# funny feet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Oh, George
I'll miss you

edit: just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *twang!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha I've not seen this one before.
What is he doing (in the original)?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ahaha - double screwball please
best get one for him too

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ahahaha
wagons of old

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# aww, dammit, office lols....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is making me smile muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'll have a Zap please
Can't find them for love nor money these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# they were amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# *wires Fishcat up to car battery*
*ZAP*

that will be 68p and some love please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# *loves in the bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# cor!
you can keep the 68p
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Funny Feet, please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *proffers feet for a licking*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *mop for AEIYM*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Great, I have feet in my face and piss on my mind.
WORST MONDAY EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Okay, we get it now. Gazza and Gaza look like similar words.

lolfootball
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I prefered the one the first time round
About Sadam being given an England Football strip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That is one fucked up lookin body!
Oh well, this saves me from having to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I've just used one of those Church Sign Generators...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# is it powered on bullshit?
(sorry, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I think you need a spanging of biblical proportions!
(WOO!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# heheh
you tease you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Woo, that is a bright light...
I will have to go back into my dark room for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ooh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I see the tardis has finally managed to stop being a police box then.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Today is a good day for lens flare

*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it wasn't a lens flare
merely a 300px white brush at about 90% opacity
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Why are you doing this to me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Oh Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ^ Would
Hi Prodigy69!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Fantastic, lovely stuff prod! :)
and, in other news, R.I.P. David Vine :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# really?..sheez :(

b3ta first with celeb' death news
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Every time...
He probably reading b3ta when he had his heart attack.

R.I.P David.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# On the front page of the BBC website it said:
"Veteran sports broadcaster David Vine has died of a heart attach aged 73, his publicist says"

Which led me to wonder...

Do you have to pay your publicist to announce your death?
Is this just the publicist advertising for new clients?
(annexed, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Aw no that's no fun :(
*whistles ski sunday music in tribute*

EDIT - All together now!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# he looks all happy, but somehow, I get the feeling it's all about to get nasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *waves*
Hello, I like your antlers :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Yay!

It's been a while since I've seen one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# he has lovely teeef
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Enquiring minds need to know.

Click for 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pffft
how many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?

just the one, but guess where the light-bulb ship is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
That's a well reasoned argument.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Finally, that tedious mystery is definitively solved!
Truth: you may not like it, but it's true.

And (may I say) Brrrrawwwwkkkkk*
*: chickine for "Woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I am extremely informative.
I like to spread my knowledge to the masses. It is for logic such as this that I got a doctorate. This question was part of my viva. They said 'your study of narrative and identity in the work of William Gibson is all very well, but really, why did the chicken cross the road?'
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Such knowledge must be spread, Doctor Zone!
*respects* ...the parts of my Viva (RIP, how ironic) were apparently rust-coloured soggy biscuit :-(
I got no MOT, let alone a doctorate.
I got a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Pedro Hin told me to do it...


De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Not in a new bloody thread
And my anger has nothing to do with my pic being halfway down the board. Honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# By b3ta won't let me upload my image so that I can add it in a thread...

See my De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Go to b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk
Go to image upload
Get code
Post

And I think what Pedro meant was that you could use the 'Post New Message' to upload the image, get the code, and then make a reply. Without starting a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I know, I know....
and I got the reaction I was looking for - Thank you.

.lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Go to "Post a new image"
then switch to image mode.

Upload your picture, then cut and paste the html code you're given into the existing thread.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Good Stuff sir
I use this tic tac lotsly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *surprise hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Oooh, hello honey
:D *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# L33T O'CLOCK HUGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Make a schoolboy error
Find an excuse which fits the symptoms of the schoolboy error made.
Hurl your broken excuse for a body onto the hellhounds of, ummm, hell.

d. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^ What she said... and more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# but...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Good use of the capitalised He in reference to cr3
:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# U...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahah, that's about the truth of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# nice font
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thanks.
I like your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# RIS?
What does WAND3AGON'RY mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It means
"They that follow others without wit nor hummus" in ancient foriegn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] good afterlunch b3ta, bit of a sexy pea for you all

Edit: I find it hard to keep up these days, how ever can I make it up to you all for reposting a picture in a new thread?
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ok, can we PLEASE stop 'roasting in new threads.
other than that, it IS a top pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# so by we...
you mean you do it too! I'm disgusted!
(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I do? Do I? I don't know. I have no control over what I post or when...
IT'S A CURSE I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# In a new thread?
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# That's nice dear, but
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

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