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# Gaza from the air



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This makes me a bit sick. Its Gaza and the surrounding Israeli land, courtesy of Google maps. Just look at the lovely ploughed farmland on the Israeli side, and the mess in Gaza. Sorry to mess up your lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Why is it always ploughed in your unshopped images?

EDIT: Is this to do with this
 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# HAHAHAH! good lord, that awesome :D
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I wonder how it looked in 1947.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# There were more British soldiers hanging from trees
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# One for
Google Tardis
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# That's a pretty good idea actually
A function that allows you to go back in time
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Pretty good? It's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Palestinians can't farm?
politifail.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nah, the Palestinians just have a different ploughing method
First, you break up the ground with artillery bombardment. Then, run tanks across the field periodically for 50 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Four-field crop rotation
1)Tanks
2)Shells
3)Dead bodies
4)Clover
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# and encourage your neighbours to cook your crop with phosphorus


nom.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# wai-aye
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I keep considering tryin to do the obvious 'Gazza Strip' visual gag anim,
but I really can't think of a way of making it deffo funny rather than disturbing or NSFW...

The best I can come up with is maybe with feather fans, ala Burlesque... ?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You dropped this
"occupied"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok... sliiightly tenuous

Instructions: Take a small strip of Plastine™ and flatten it with a tank...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha, verrr good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Does it come with free detonators and a handy under-the-shirt belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha
That would have been funnier
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *makes eggs and beans and sausages*
we ALWAYS made eggs and beans and sausages.

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Clever.

I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I love the smell of plasticine in the morning
smells like... craft time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# pooh's trippin like a mutha fucka
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Whoo Nelly!

EDIT: My poo may have been all of those colours after Friday night!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Well, that's good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# See: a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] But strangely, they don't like it up 'em.

Original
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Silly Americans
Sox are not socks
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Oi! Stop that, you darn peepin toms!



You should be ashamed of yersens!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# yaysers
and wowsers!

top-right - ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# haha
i missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ooooh nice work, sir
*clickage for use of lens flare*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Y'know guys, it does actually occur naturally sometimes,
it's not always a crap photoshop filter, sometimes it's just a lens flare!

Just FYI...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Actually, I know a bit about photography.

So all the bonus points go to you for adding a lens flare here then eh?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I added no lens flares!
It's possible someone else did, but I imagine it's more to do with the malarky involved with long exposures n polarising filters n such...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It's probably the lens that was used to take these pictures.

Still, it's lens flare and I am entitled to my little dance.

Thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Did I mention I like this?

Don't get carried away about the lens flare bit.
It's just my job here, as b3ta's lens flare ambassador.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Aye, well cheers for that, but I must say the lens flare thing does bug me a bit now n then,
they do exist in real life so it seems a little odd for folks to have a prejudice against others including them...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# That is a wierd shaped building!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You may possibly need to widen yer browser a tad!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# This is what I see: :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# haha - ^this
had to resize my window at great risk of the boss seeing I was messing on b3ta... (normally it's in a small window in the corner of the screen)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yup! It's a problem when you squash these things up,
they move about in rather odd ways!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# it's like one of those slidey square puzzles
where you have to make a picture of tower bridge or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# or tetris
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Aw SOMEONE needs to design Russia a Tetris building!
Imagine the hilarity when a line of flats disappears too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# OoO
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yikes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# My word...
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That's fun
I could watch for ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Please do!
Anyone spotted the RHCPs yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Bottom right
and they're being very naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Chuckle!
They're watching YOUR building! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# LOL
This could keep me busy forever
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
Love the sig! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# The creepy in the third from right at bottom on two storey annex
is staring at me and making me scared
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# :D for pigfucker
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Did you make this?
I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# yes i fucking did
-see subject-
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# whoa nelly
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Apologies.
It rang a bell, that's all. And I can't find that of which I thought it reminded me. So...

*retracts*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ;)
it's all good, did it on here churchsigngenerator.com/

courtesy of fuckpig :D
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# so therefore.....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ITS NOT SHOPPED!

Woo and NING NOON ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# don't pin this on me,you junky
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ignore him, hes a bit grumpy, i havent touched him in weeks
;)
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ahhh...
It's the fuckpig connection that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# it's not my fault :O
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :O
well its not my fault that you dont appreciate my curves!
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I think he/she did actually
www.says-it.com/wbc/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hmm
I think it was a misprint

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I don't think it's just "fat chicks"
As far as anyone can tell, as long as you are not one of their brainwashed inbred spawn, you're going to hell, and they'd be happy to send you on your way there.

oh, and TOAB! :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# too fucking true!
:D
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
#


oops
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Now look what you made baby Jesus do
I'm not angry, just very disappointed in you :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# heheh
pwned
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :D
thats fucking brilliant
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# you fucking liberalist pig
'ning T
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# so called "fat chicks" are better than skinny boney fuckers..fact!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Right on sister!
*high fives*

Hello prodj! *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *smoosh* :)

fo' sho' bro'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ya got that damn right
-generic high five-
(Jacques Lally Honk has been beating wood since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# curves are the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I haven't had this much fun with a new thread containing a generated image since....oh wait, I never had any fun with them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ^
RELEASE THE HOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Aww, don't be grumpy!
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *giggles*

lo miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Fat chicks need love too
But they gotta pay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# come get some!
Click for anuver one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# nothing has been edited about this pic :P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Shopped pics only pls
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *incomprehensible speech here*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Look, I know this is wrong, but she's fucking asking for it, the cheeky little twunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hah!
Don't say doing your wife
Don't say doing your wife

Doing your son?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# good ol' peter griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahha, classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# dumb broad
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# there are no words to describe how appalled I am by this.
THOSE SOLDIERS SHOULD BE IN PROPER FORMATION! The lack of discipline is outrageous!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# What's HP Lovecraft doing with that little girl!?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha cthulhu
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha cthulhu

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I think I'm going to have to stop surfing 4chan.
I'm not sure how much of what I see is 4chan bleeding into b3ta or whether I'm just imagining it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha that cannon is going to shoot him in the cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Have a crappypaintmashanimation!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# assume i have shopped a bucket-like container for holding a small, intermediate supply of coal
into an under water setting and captioned it 'scuttle fish'

and posted it a means of response to your delicate hand crafted pun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Huge Furry-Whitstable last night
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# eh?
no I can't stand him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# he was a-cuttlin' last night
thought it may have been your inspiration

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I can think of fifty billion things
nicer to eat than a cocking cuttlefish! I mean WHY!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# dunno
never eated one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# D'awww
Obnoxiously cute.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# me or him?
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'll raise ya!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh lordy lordy lordy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Cubist Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth a scintilla of it's own thread
but they'll have to run out of ammo eventually,and what will they do then?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# we'll descend back into the sludge and beat each other to death with the bones of the fallen
and finally there will be one person left. who hopefully feels remorse and sorrow as he or she walks the earth alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# *polishes bone*

Now who wants a piece of this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# filthy.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
christ I hope that's your stats quote
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you don't seem to understand the depressing image i was trying to create
using words.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Au contraire, mon brave
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# art!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Must be nearly lunchtime


He's asking for Jaffa Cakes.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it is
cod chips mushy peas and white bread say so

however if that thing wants them then they are his
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# "He... Slimed me"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# "Ray, that's great - save some for me."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He's ... looking at me, Ray ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Stay where you are Venkman - he CAN'T hurt you
Rrrraaaarrrrrghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It wasn't an intentional likeness,
but I'm choosing to view these as complementary, because anyone who doesn't like Ghostbusters can cock off.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Utterly this.
If you don't like Ghostbusters you are wrong. Simple as that.

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# i feel so funky
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I gleeing at the idea that everyone knows lines from my favourite film.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# "Egon - your mucus."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Somebody sneezes and you want to keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# "It's ok - he's a sailor, he's in New York...
... We get this guy laid, there won't be any trouble..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# and I can't frickin' wait for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvXfE5S4ZM
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# raaaaaar
that looks good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# nothing for me
i never get time for lunch (or i just cant afford it!)

Thats ace btw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# that is utterly awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Slimer!
I am having nothing, as I have had yucky norovirus since Friday and am still feeling crap.

*breathes on everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# too bad!
the robot ate them all!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# It's me!
in robot form
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# noons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Pffft!
I approve of this sort of silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Soup-herbly done
but still deserving of a (light) SPANG!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahah, ooohhh, SPPPAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!
edit: ooh, lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# first *click*
in ages.

Woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
do you get fed up of being called a loon? You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# no




:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Fluorescent-bulb lightsabre? Cuts down on bills, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Arfage!
;)

In a similar vein....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Chav vs fire demon

CFB (200kb)

'Ning! (Is the image too tall to be non-annoying? It looks okay to me but I have a bastard high resolution.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Looks good to me!
Anyone else still giving Demons the benefit of the doubt or am I the only one still watching it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Just you....
Rather pissed off with the fucknuts that made the advert with things under the bed and put it out in the afternoons - just bloody glad Mk. 1 Borisette didn't see that. We've just got her round to sleeping with the lights out again...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I didn't see the pilot, but I did see the second one.
I was underwhelmed. It's not much better than Bonekickers, and Bonekickers is intellectually-insulting drivel. There wasn't nearly enough demon for a programme called Demons. It took itself too seriously too; a programme like that needs to be silly like Doctor Who.

The demon looked very like the hylden from the Legacy of Kain games. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where the creature designer got the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# it's OK
will still watch it for now...


but on a Sunday on ITV2+14
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I cant be bothered to watch it
it looks like more shit British sci-fi from the BBC.

Lets face it, it's not going to be as good as Buffy or Reaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# It's on ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Well i'll shut the fuck up then
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# and it's not sci-fi...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I meant sci-fi in the broadest of terms
but I stand by my ill-informed rant
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# If by the broadest terms you mean things that are sci-fi and things that are not sci-fi
then you are correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I haven't even bothered watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# it's bearable, and just about better than all that strictly pop idols dancing in the streets on ice malarky
still, I wish they'd kept Glennister as Gene Hunt from Life on Mars, that would vastly improve it.

Still, it's no TV Burp, still the best thing on TV
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Idiosyncratic post-approval b3tard approves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# great init!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...GAH!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pfft!
And I have one of those monkeys (re: your sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# aren't they great? :)
I'm slowly destroying the office with it
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Those curtains are horrible
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I have in my hand a piece of.....shit!


and a very good 'ning to you all.
I bet you all have smashing blouses on.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
small as I could get it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# epic :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# pre noon greetings! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Well it's still animated so I'd give her a go.
Woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# 'nings RG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# but can shefly a kite
these are important questions that need to be answered! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Have you tried asking her?
While you're at it get me her mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
outstanding 'shop - *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You've got red on you...
mid-'ning to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# great film that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# disturbingly brilliant
as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# jeepers!
*offers Savlon*

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hehehhe
soothing savlon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# pfft
he looks like he's had a nice dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Mmm dinner
brb, need food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Naom Naom Naom
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I'm suspecting that I'm too unedjumacated to get this one
on another note what's happened to glassco.cx

it's still being linked to on a post search even though nobody's put 50p in the metre

EDIT: *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oh God!
you big spaz
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Gah!
I just realised I used to have that book. I lent it to my ex and she never gave it back. bitch.

edit: oh actually, there it is, on the shelf.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not funny, but an important historical record

Bumrape Island
Very historical actually; sorry about the giga-roast. Always worth it though I'm sure you'll agree. NB Also still available on the more work-browisng-history-friendly url (if still very nsfw content) of iwantabillionpoundsworthofcheese.com. Don't ask.
Edit: Eeep, pasted wrong image URL; I am a moron. Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that is very big
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# "sorry about the giga-roast"? if it's pearoast, not in new threads please
plus, that is WAY too big.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Bit big aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# can I just check
this post is
a) a repost in a new thread
b) spam
c) huge (but now linked) still pretty big

I like making lists
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# d) yes
e) I
f) believe
g) you
h) are
i) correct
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *ticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
eggs
beans
tomatoes
bread (x2)
flora
batteries
meths
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# cor
that is exactly what superheroes eat for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Damn right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ah, the vegetarian cooked breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# *fleas*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *knits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *Gnats*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *sprays*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# rude words!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Well I laughed
but then the level of my humour is a couple of miles below sea level.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# you drowned your humour :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Like a sack of kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I always found kittens to be too bouyant for all my drowning needs
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I haven't had this much bumrape fun since I got stuck in a nunnery during the blizzard of August 1996
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You fucking tit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bumrape Island? I wish we were going to Candy-Apple Island.
"What happens there?"

Bumrape...but it's not as rough
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# They come when you're sleeping...

all actually made at ikea, no PS involved. We got strange looks...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha
Those Swedes are fiendish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# ^ seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Those swedes
are actually Finnish. Nobody has realised yet.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahha! that's brilliant, that is!
no sales assistants or security guards try to find out what the hell you were doing? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
EDIT: How did you make the thought bubbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Those are real thought bubbles
My actor had to think really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ikea make them, but they're quite expensive
hence he's only used one :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# they are available in the marketplace section
tankebubblor - £4.99 each
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# magic
it's so much better that it's a real life photo story, like out of Look-in
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# \o/ excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ha ha, your commitment is most commendable.
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Soup herb!

duly clicked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Good one!
I would have bummed you if I'd been shopping at the time *pines over lost bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I think 'Pine Bumming' is part of the Nordic cupboard range...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I'm clickin purely for the audacity,
and LOLing at the funny!

Also the Apostrophe Police might be on your case...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ??
DonkeyGums is me. Burglars is the title silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

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