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Rather a cool firework from Russian New Years.

Untampered with, but it took ages to isolate the clip and convert it to gif so ptthht ;)

Pure coincidence I reckon that we were at the right angle relative to the firework to make the heart come out just so, but there we go...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhh

why did they send 2 big stupid fireworks ontop of it ?

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FIEND, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

Gah, this.

Woo pic! Demon approves of it.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Why thankee Mr. Demon.

I can see that gif serving me quite well for general wooyay purposes in the future :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

*likes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

Overkill.

tbh it was a bloody good display...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

spasiba!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Did they fill them up with gas?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

i love sweep i do

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

SAUSAGES!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

*sues*

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

hahaha

nice one. why is he wearing a string of sausages arond his neck?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

he opened them

instead of scanning them. Naughy sweep!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

I recognise her...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

she's always complaining

always something to say

what a right old misanthrope

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

Chav infestation? Call your friendly local fire demon.

CFB (260kb)

'Ning! (Is the image too tall to be non-annoying? It looks okay to me but I have a bastard high resolution.)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

Yer pic's well fierice, innit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

Ha.

Will councils be providing these soon?

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

They try, but they're more interesting in just fighting each other:

www.b3ta.com/board/9085210

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

don't be daft

never get a fire demon past HSE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

Good point.

End up with a "no loitering" sign at best.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

more of this sort of thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

And more of this sort of thing about that sort of thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

more of doing the thing about doing this sort of about thing, thing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

^that

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)

down with sort of thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)

^Up with that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

E======( In with that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

More of my shit here:

bobtodd.deviantart.com/gallery/
/shameless self-promotion

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)

added :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

W00t!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Some ace photos :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

a squirrel from a whole new angle!

I promise only to use her furry head
edit : maybe the tail at a push

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

Pfft. :D

My photos all have a Creative Commons License that allows you to mess around with them, so feel free to put tits on my skwerls if you want.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

HaZZaaAA!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Lovely work missy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

nice fire demon

I err made a penguin

*hides*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)

Arf.

Nice cr3nguin.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

Is that cr3's hair?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

some of it

bloody hard to crop

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

Oh great, he's dyed his feet too now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

ahh

but those are shoes
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/11/061115-penguin-shoes.html

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)

This confuses me on several levels

1. Looks more like socks than shoes
2. So...this isn't cr3 then?
3. Hips or lips?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)

I will do my best

1 : Tailored specifically for the little penguins and are made of breathable material with light rubber soles
2 : Umm no that penguin has similar footwear and is used as an example
3 : Hips

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

Okay

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

Very nicely drawn

we could all do with a local fire demon near every off-license.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

Sometimes I wish I could do just that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)

demons, innit

always up to mischief

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

Ahahahaha!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

humans: chicken of the underwurlde

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

err, it was in has hand already and has voice dialling before you ask.....

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)

Hahaha

IKEA. Supplying alan keys to the mases since year X.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)

there allan key budget must be as large as some countries GDP

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

Naaa

They had Alan chained up in their basement making the things for nothing.
He did escape though. You'd have thought you'd see it coming when they got Alan to make the lock!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)

I want you to know I attempted to investigate this, but they don't publish a detailed annual financial report.

So there we are.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)

hahaha well, good show for trying. I would be interested to learn this piece of information

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)

Have you sent out e-mails to their accounts department yet?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

Four so far, and they still haven't replied.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Bastards.

You may need to send a few more dozen.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)

Dear Mr. Ikea, I represent the online whimsy website b3ta. We would be very interested to know how much you spend on allen keys every year. Yes, we are that sad.

Thanking you in advance,
Mue

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

Gotta butter them up more.

~~sad~~ interested in your wonderful company, which is not at all a soulless blight on the outskirts of our beloved cities.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

I might actually e-mail them. Does anyone know swedish?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)

Google translate does.

They *may* be able to get the gist, and it will make you seem like a curious mildly retarded Swedish child.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

Wästgöta Kloster Svart är en grynpipig ost, med en robust och mellanlagrad karaktär.

Den syrliga och aromatiska smaken dröjer sig kvar i munnen och gör den alldeles för god att avsta.

Well, actually I just copied that off the packet from the Ikea-bought cheese I am just eating. It should work though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)

What on earth is a squeaky cheese grit?

edit: Aha. The sour and aromatic taste lingering in your mouth and make it too good to abandon, apparently.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)

oooh that's true that. I couldn't abandon it.

Squeaky cheese grit??

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

First sentence translates as "Wästgöta Kloster Black is a squeaky cheese grits, with a robust and between stored character. "

According to Google.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

How odd!

*picks squeaky cheese grit from between teeth*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

~~alan~~ Alans
~~keys~~

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)

It you want to be tyechnical about it, it's allen. As it's a tool name not a proper nown it's allen not Allen.

I believe it's mostly called a hex key outside the UK and IKEA.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)

a hex key?

pffft

edit: wait, isn't Allen a brandname? *checks* yes it is :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

Or a zen key.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

always thought they were magical tools

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)

No a magical tool is David Blaine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

Snap.

Is there anyone more tedious in the world than David Blaine?

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

oh aye

LOADS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm finding it hard to think of one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

headline: 'american magician is a blaine in the arse'

(old but relevant :p )

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)

Magical tool you say?

*unzips*

*looks down*
*looks at thin black cock with white tip*

oh.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

ZOMG!

You have David Blaine stashed in your slacks!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

you are magic man

magic man
with magic wang

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

Last time this went around I posted the full story

Allen Wrench Company is the inventor/producer of the Allen Hex Wrench...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_wrench

breaking knuckles and skin on mechanics all over the world!

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

This is Alan Keyes

Noted Merkin Right-wing Loony Party candidate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes

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tubaman, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

Blatant repost opportunity for my one and only FP

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

Hahaha

Nice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)

*clicks again* :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)

hahaha

real pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

hahaha

that was unexpected

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

Hehe, woo

Jesus never cut his legs off prior to crucifiction!

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

:) I pondered long and hard about how a crucified stick man would look, it's not as easy as it looks...

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)

If it were me attempting to build an IKEA crucifix it would end up with separate leg pieces anyway.

LOOK, I KNOW IT DOESN'T SAY IN THAT FUCKING BOOK, BUT THIS NEEDS TWO INCHES SAWN OFF IT, OKAY?

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)

hahaahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

Pfffft! How did he manage to nail/allen key both hands?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

levers and pulleys

*nods sagely*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

When I put together a flat-pack,

I get cross too!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)

You've just hit

the nail on the head.

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)

I've put together a fair few flat packs, they're really not that hard.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)

Not hard as such...

Just bloody annoying!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)

True. Especially when you realise you need about 5 hands or 3 people to hold the pieces in place while you screw them together.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

fnarr fnarr

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

Haha

It's handy that he nailed his hand on there while holding the phone.
Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

You!!!!

Was it you?
11am in the coffee lounge?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Have a ciggy break and listen to The Carpenters.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

pfft

last thing i got from ikea didn't come with any tools

only tool it needed was a hammer and the bastards wouldn't supply it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

that's inspired

of course, if this was a religious board

I'd say inspired, BY SATAN!

hahaha

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)

LOLWHAT?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

Scum, perhaps?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)

scumped, oh and woo!

brilliant ans usual vagabond!
you must stop showing us up like theese!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)

LOLWUT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

Two brown.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)

I was only riffing on your sig.

I meant no offense, I'm sorry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)

I know you were :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)

*feels used*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

I also have this song stuck in my head

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o3NJwyzFlTE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

Prince Harry?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

Hahahahah! What is this madness???!?! :D

right, I'm off, byeeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)

Good ningles, Sirrah!

*waves*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)

*glees*

Darling have you been faithful?
I'm sorry but no. I saw a mouse.
Where?
There on the stair...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)

Right there!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

The whore!

EDIT: Yays another person I'm going to have to boot out when they get back from work!
The fucking gimptard thought being paid to cover me over the weekend meant he could drink my booze and carve tags into my counter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

Extreme prejudice, brute force and ignorance is called for.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)

Cunt them in the fuck

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)

Their fuck will be well and truely cunted.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)

And good times were had by all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

And back home in time for tea and medals

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)

And lashings of ginger beer!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

Lashings and lashings!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

What a prize helmet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

Was he wearing shoes crafted from dead trees?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

Yes!

She did hide the evidence. She ate her young.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)

NOM NOM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

Mmm kiddy nom noms.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)

Has he been fucking with gentleman mice again?

DON'T BELEIVE HIM LOVE, HE'LL NEVER CHANGE

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)

You are a mouse counsellor

AICMFP.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

A MOUSELLOR, if you will.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)

Do you deal with council mice?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

I think you're confusing me with someone else

Please hold the line, I will connect you

CLICK BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)

Love Rat?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)

lovely

just lovely. nice colours

/knows fuck all but likes pretty colours blog

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)

Mind if I leave this here?

click this link for the bigger version....
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/magners.jpg

just mucking about again....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

omnomnomnom

ace

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)

Do you get chips with that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)

Bon Apetit!

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

Ummm

I think I'll just have the salad.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

prawn salad?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

? I read that as Porn Salad...

* I feel it must be home time...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

with lashings of salad cream

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

I'll just eat you all and your eyes too and then we'll see who's laughing last motherfuckers.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

Them eyes are following me round the room

/wobbles off in various directions

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

Eyes! Motherfucker!

Do you have them?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

nah, Muse aren't emo

..are they?

They're good, which surely discounts them from being emo in the first place

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

just look at the eye shadow

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'd say more bombastic then emo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

exactly

If Meatloaf was an indie-kid

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

nsfw

bloody prawnography.

(horrid, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

LOL!

Best reply ever! :D

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

*soils self*

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

Undoubtedly an inspiration!

I bloody love this, it has a plot!

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

*wets self*

AAargh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

Argghhhhhhhh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

Kids, always take the 'shrooms home,

before you start eating them.
*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

Ooh!

Reminds me of the plant/animal that grows on the walls of The Labyrinth that watches Sarah chat to The Worm...

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

EYES

it's time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)

Feck me! Thas laverly!

This is a whole genre unto itself, really, innit?

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)

Uhm, maybe.

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

hahaha

funny to come on here and see this first cos i was just reading about food Here

warning - not nice food article, may put the sensitive off their dinner

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

cor!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

That should have a thread unto itself,

but I have seen folks eat live food in Brussels, but I couldn't partake, even tho they were just some kinda whelks or similar, they swallow 'em STILL KICKING, and it's just one step beyond for me.

Re: The youtube vid, I could probably manage the still living fish, but deffo not the squid...

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)

thats ingenious

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)

Gah

I try not to eat anything that looks back at me acusingly

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

*clickies like a loon*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)

Prawn Eyes

Baby's got prawn eyes
Like a deep prawn sea
On a prawn prawn day
Prawn eyes
Babys got prawn eyes
When the morning comes
Ill be far away
And I say

Prawn eyes
Holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Baby's got prawn eyes
And shes alone again

Prawn eyes
Babys got prawn eyes
Like a clear prawn sky
Watching over me
Prawn eyes
I love prawn eyes
When I'm by her side
Where I long to be
I will see

Prawn eyes laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Baby's got prawn eyes
And I am home, and I am home again.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)

Prawn eyes,

Burning like fire.
Prawn eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so prawnly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Prawn eyes.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)

Prawny eyes, movin' cross the floor

Got me wantin more, prawny eyes
(prawny eyes, prawny eyes)
prawny eyes (prawny eyes) gettin' down with you
I want to move with you, prawny eyes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

You're the only other guy I know who seems to take time out to be creatively fucked up,

welcome to the club, we have T-shirts! *hugs*

*edit* Et Tu, Barborarossas-os?

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

:D ooh lovely

I'll take a size XL please

edit: As always, a reply in your thread from me is an assumed woo & click :) x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

Cheers Mister!

*strokes tum fur*

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)

*purrrrrs*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)

That has fucking creeped me out :/

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)

HA!

Who farted!? ;)

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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)

That reminds me of the lotus-breast.

*shudder*

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)

Ha ha

I like it

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Sheep!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

gah

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

bindun at least once a month.

good though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

I bet he's murdered a few prozzies

I wonder what he uses for bait

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

crack!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)

Are you related to Telly Savalas?

If so, please send along my thanks for Kojak. My father was a lollypop manufacturer and that show drastically changed his fortunes. It's the reason I was able to go to school, instead of plying trade at the docks like my brothers did.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

lollipop

shirley?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

No, these were humorous ones

so they were lolly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

well as he is now dead

I am in fact his sole beneficiary, so any ahem - surplus lolly cash should, technically be mine.

*whistles*

Actually I am more related to Belly Savalas

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

Unfortunately the business ultimately went bust.

In an effort to distinguish his product from those of his competitors, my father trademarked unique names for his confectionary. But for some reason Anal Squirts brand never really caught on, and Weeping Sores didn't do too well either.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)

I will make you fishers of men

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

Fissures of men

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DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

Hahahahaha

that's appallingly good.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

that cracked me up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

*Waves*

*exits*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

oh lordy ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

ahahaha

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

*slaps with gloves*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Needs more smurfing suggestion

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

and swerving suggestion

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

Electrical Wire for Sale

Earthing suggestion...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

hahaha jesus

that;'s terrible

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

God help me, I lol'd. =P

You are SO gonna get spanged for that!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

PLease can someone do one with socio-economically unfree peasants under feudalism?

I don't have Potatoshop here and I want to see my dreams come true :)

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

YES

may contain traces of no

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

NEEDS MORE GIRLS IN BIKINIS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

yeah, get the fucking lead out

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

What bloody doesn't?

Listen, this image is very old and it suddenly got topical.
I'll plan a bikini-adding weekend later.

*rubs thighs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

...it suddenly got topical.

hahahahaa

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

Okay okay!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

^ You cock!

Office lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

Heh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

you shit :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

Rhodes around food rape.

clicky for bigness

Daily rant and rage tumescence!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

hahaha excellent.

he looks a bit like a meat-DJ

a meat-jockey perhaps.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

*spangs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

ah-wicky-wicky-wah-wah

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

that's

great

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

*caress*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Not only do I endorse this picture

but the blog is also a work of genius. *subscribes*

If I had known Rhodes was in my home town, flogging crumpets and butter, I would have bunked off work and smacked him round the face with his tub of mono-unsaturated!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

My, what an interesting rant blog you have

*bookmarks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

hah! I'd not seen this series of scribbles and rants.

Excellent work.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

Leave my husband alone u fagit

U will loose!!!!ONE!!
etc
Woo
I shall now read your current rant and rub my hands in glee.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

ace

that kurdt cobain thing is awesome. toattly agre with ~~the comments~~ you about him. getting fuckedup on scag and shooting yourself - utter twat

edit: (a comment)
rhcpjuve (4 days ago)

"how dare you make fun of a music icon like this..this man was a genius u cumguzzlers.dewsh bags like u will never learn to respect the life of real talent"

wasnt there a rhcpaul on /links/ ?

douch..

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

Your blog

is genius!
*watching*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

End of day doodle.

"Always while you're eating....."

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

cor - a human!

verr nyce

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

Fuck 'em.

If it's that important, they'll call back

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!

and they never do :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Me neither

but I'm not interrupting my 10 minutes of creme brulee time for anything short of the apocalypse. Even then, the world's going to end. I might as well enjoy the final pleasure.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

Yay to Hover-Human-Mobile-Hotdog-Bird type thing (with tits)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Looks like she got a bad text.

0~0

EDIT: Horay for Vicki. She's just lovely :D

There's been an absense of Chloe recently D:

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

how lovely

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

this is brilliant as allways

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

I imagine her remembering not to use her levitation ability, most of the time,

out of consideration for the easily alarmed general public.

But she allows herself a gentle 'float' during her lunch-break -- putting your feet up, superhero style.

Alas, it seems even a superhero's lunchtime is no longer sacrosanct.

*click* & *glee*

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

Is it just me or are retail companies getting more and more patronising?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

S P A N G !

* ACE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

you don't mind if I just LOB this in here?

*spangs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

*offers volley of spangs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

smash(ing)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

What's all this raquet?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

just a Pass(ing phase)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

I can't fault you there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Love it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

what the deuce???

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

I said that - up there ^

get you own word Love

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

A
C
I
S
T
.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

took a while

but,

hahahahahaha

*spangs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Sorry but I've gotta cena-RIS this one.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

just have a look

at the little inset picture

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

that took me too long...

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

That's...

... awful.

I love it!

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

arf. ;)

prick with a tennis racquet?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

no, that's Pete Sampras

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

Elton John, Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

George Michael, Geraldine?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Hahahaaaaa oh Lord

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

yay!

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

Ouch!

there go my eyes!!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

oh you sod, unexpected office lollage! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

*hurts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

had too look for a while

but I don;t begrudge my time spent tryingtofind it.. so I believe that's a success for you.

and a success for me for not mentioning that this is Ace.

Shitsticks!

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arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

haahahahahahahahahahahah

brilliant

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

that took me a second there....

brilliant

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

excellent!

/mr.burns

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)

:D:D

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

Ahem...

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Ninj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

Too be honest;

Accounting for so many missions can be a tall order.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahahaha...

...badumtish...:D

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Ninj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

It's certainly no small feat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

I bet he has REALLY small feet

poor bloke, whats the saying?
Small feet, small..

But Michael Caine said he was a tripod!!!

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

he's quite deadly

with small arms

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

oof

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha

You love that source!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

is it a model?

don't get your sig...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

Actually I think it might be...

Vulcan blood is green

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

so, wouldn't you notice a...

oh right.. gotya

ta

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

I should be doing stand-up... I know ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

I know...

...sorry. ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

I heard he made the short list for a medal though

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

is that peter stringer?

(horrid, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

They never get chosen for full-scale attacks

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)

But he never put his head above the parapet

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

needs more yellow

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

noted

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

This is the only one of those I have

here

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

George Messed?

I like it Bilbo.
Rest in Peace Best!

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Q4nobody, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

He has the arms of Popeye in the "Best" pic!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

lol

First is the worse.
Second is the best.
Third is the one with the hairy chest.

*thirds*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

Perhaps you could have him run through with a sword by a knight

- George Bested!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

indeed

I feel an opportunity has been missed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

Or you could do him with tits

George Breast.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

or in a 1980s Sword and Sourcery Film

George Beast(master)

Krull was on t'telly t'other day

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

I bet you all have smashing blouses on

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

That is Rob, upon realising what he's created.

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

I don't think I've got time to grow a beard!

Woo!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Mediocre says that a lot too.

Is it from tv or some such?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

I think it's from Bottom

but if I am wrong a herd of B3tards will correct me :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

You are correct sir! (madam!)

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

Thank you both

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

There were times

When i was watching Batman Begins, when for a split second Christian Bale looked just like Rik Mayall. Rather offputting, what.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

^ This

I would like to see.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Alfred: I don't think they were lesbians, Bruce, 'cause they got off with those other blokes. Those, er, handsomer, wittier, erm... well basically those two guys who didn't have a load of toilet paper stuffed down their trousers.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Woohoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

A: I got a result

B: I don't call a kick in the knackers a result
A: A free drink!
B: Oh yes, a kick in the knackers and a vodka and tonic in the face

\o/

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

The more i think about it

The more I think someone could splice the video from Batman and audio from Bottom/The Young Ones/etc with fantastic results. Pity I have neither the skill nor time :(

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

I watched Dark Knight for the first time on Saturday

I thought Batman needed some Halls Mentholyptus

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

I get the fact that Batman has to have a different voice from Bruce Wayne but seriously? That voice was a distraction.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

I liked the fact that I had no idea who was playing Batman before going to see the movie

Within a few minutes I said "is that Christian Bale?"

How his closest friends never worked it out, I'll never know.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

I thought the voice he used when in costume

made a joke of the entire movie. I thought Heath Ledger was fucking great though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

He was pretending to be Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood is half bat.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

Little known fact that

Well done man

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Clint Eastwood should play batman

When they make "Dark knight returns"

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Bored bored bored....

"Thwack"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

even mindless violence seems boring today

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Sand

Beachchairs

BAM...BOO!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

One for the best things about summer, is tea on the lawn...

except if you're an ant.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Do ants go to discos?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

Did you know?

Humans can ACTUALLY build bridges!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

Everyone agreed that Barnes-Wallis' MkII Bouncing Bomb was a huge improvement...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Aw!

The orphans shall have Christmas after all!

woo!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

My kids were brought a pair of these with racing horse covers for Christmas

* They are shite! FACT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Agreed

The originals are the best

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

^ What a delightful signature you have...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Well

I am a lady, after all.

Edit: What's this after all business?! Why have I started to end most sentences with it (after all)

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

Because you have cunted to many people in the fuck, after all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

A woman's work is never done

after all

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Naaa

That's what friendly fire is for!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

Cadburys change milk chocolate wrapper - prolly bindun

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

and Nuts?

~~Nuts~~ Udders

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

that's an udder matter entirely

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

I love udders...

best of all the animal tits!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Nice cow

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

is that my cow?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Does it have your name on it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yes

My real name is Conta Insmilk

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

I would have thought it should have been

"Youra Loony"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Better I suppose

than Uri Naryinfection :-)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

It goes HRRRRUUUUNGGGGHHH!

It is a hippopotamus.

That is not my cow!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Come on! someone pick up on the reference!

He's a knight of the realm now ffs!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

It goes Baa

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

\o/

It is a sheep.

That is not my cow!

It goes "Bugrit. Millennium hand and shrimp"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

It is Clansoul (aka Foul ole Ron) ;O)

That is not my cow!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

Moo!

Tasted Soya milk for the first time over the weekend. It doesn't taste at all bad!

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

That's craziness AND YOU KNOW IT

In other news; It's sort of funny how much of the board borks when Cr3's hosting is messed up ;)

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Thank god for that!

With all the clearing up and deleting I was doing on my machine, I thought I'd deleted something I shouldn't have and 3/4 of B3ta would be lost to me!

And I wouldn't choose soya over moo juice, but a friend has lots of allergies and that's all she could offer me for my cuppa.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

I really can't stand the stuff.... eeeyyyuuuchhh!

there is just something very synthetic about it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

My opinion of it may be clouded

by the fact we had been without moo juice for two days in our flat and I'd not had a cup of tea in all that time.

I may have been delusional.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

damn silly!

great piccy :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Howdy Rev!

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

howdy sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

How's the you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

But can it be milked?

Oh.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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teedyay, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

what?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

yummy

you are ace

this is really great

don't understand though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

^ All of what she said

* but mainly the last line..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Nice

Fulp Piction FTW :D

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Needs a tagline saying "The Police. Could you?"

But very woo nonetheless!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

What?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

hahah, just reading that, i can actually see that scene :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Mmmm that is a tasty burger!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

This is very much ace

And reminded me of:

"Where were you born?"
"On a battlefield"
"No, I mean in what state?"
"A state of innocence"

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

Haha.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

You

are really very good at this malarkey.

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

thank you

and I do look forward to the event mentioned in your sig

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

They're all Chelsea bun pensioners now of course

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

chocs away!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

I d-eclair this to be a marvelous post

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

This is my juniper berry bush

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

CAYKE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

all this needs is a cloud of custard gas to wipe them out :D

edit: or some marzi-panzer tanks.... sorry.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Exceedingly good munitions!

woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Oh go on, then...

*dusts off old chestnut*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

*dusts*

*eats*

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Joliet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

I remember this!

because it is ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Why is this not real?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

In my house it is.

My humungous fucking gob is just out of shot.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

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