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[challenge entry] That's another fine mess...
(Billy Blue Wind Some say I do this for fun., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# HA! Looks like a novelty vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Ahaha
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Woo
and Yay
(Stringy, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds *sob*

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Epic pathos.
I am actually moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# No
That was a fart.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# What a great source image.
Where is it?


Also, aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ofanx :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# WATE

and a happy candleday to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Haha.
He's so jiggly ^_^



& Thank yoou.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Ooooh, I wanna jump on that cake.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Haha
that's exactly what I thought. Cake swimming! A new extreme sport.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Imagine drowning in cake though...
What a strange yet beautiful way to die.

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# You have to wear the turd suit though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Honestly
I hardly ever take it off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It's one of those annual Californian brush-fires. From The Boston Big Picture site.
Happy b3taday!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# They're doing it every year now?
Well it's nice they made it official.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Ah, cool. Not come across that site before, but it looks quite good.
Also, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY FAEC.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Thank you, Caewaaan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# How are yeeeE?
also have a present; uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8Yo4pzhWs
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha, best present ever.
I'm kinda ill, but not too bad thankyou :)

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :)
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Happy candleday motherfucker
Errr, I mean...err..grats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Fuck you
Oh, I mean... Thank you ^_^

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# happyface day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Thaaanks :)
It's exactly a week after REAL Face-day too, so this is very nice ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# aaaw
*smacks on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Awwww
puppay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# If you've ever had a puppy
you will agree with this pic.

They have to be cute to ensure their survival.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Death's not threatened at all by this giant puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Her
That's a she dino, called Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# superb choice of images
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# pffft
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha and eeeeeuwwww
it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, it's just soup, its just soup, nope, *Bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Vomit is my least favourite of all the bodily emissions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahah, Family Fortunes rejected survey #297
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# It is just soup!
It's just been recycled! ^_^
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Would you like a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Could be worse than you thought.
Not only could it be vomit but it doesn't have to be his!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh my!
Talk about your talentrush.

Have a

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# It looks like he's going
'Dad, what the FUCK are they?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# If you haven't already spotted it
check the reflection...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
So many opportunities
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Not that many left for Ron, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahhaha, but oh good god no.........
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I got to get myself some of these beauties!



Click for bigger (160 kb)
(Billy Blue Wind Some say I do this for fun., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# These would sell* as a novelty item

* probably only in East Anglia
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I have a pair already
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] simple...but useless
Photobucket
(Lord Chode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# a classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yay!
So now this gets a *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Nice,
just like it was nice in the thread you deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Well
I think he forgot to compo it initially and didn't realize he could edit the original post. No real harm done, eh? Personally I'm voting for a stay of execution.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Ptolemy's image challenge post is now lost forever though :¬/
www.b3ta.com/board/9102049
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Oh well fuck it then
let's hang the bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# :D
I'm going home now.
Bye b3ta, thanks for all the fun today!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Oh well played!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hahahaah
I know people who would use this.

Like that fucking primary school teacher I live with who thinks her job is so stressful and hard she has to be at work at 7.00am every morning....

So she sets the alarm for 5.30 and then proceeds to press the snooze button for the next 2 hours, ensuring no-one can get any sleep. Bitch. I'm going to get her one of these for her new house

/rant
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# If it helps...
You can relate my story. I used to do this kind of thing. It gives the illusion of having a lay-in since you keep going back to sleep. In reality, you end up with just an hour (or two) of disturbed sleep instead of good solid quality sleep. I now only leave enough time for one snooze and feel much more refreshed.

No idea why I'm typing this as I don't think anyone's going to read it.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Heh
Wish mine had one... obviously, that's a fairly minor wish after all the ones about money and ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# BINDUN!
this was done in the image challenge "making safe thing dangerous"
(goatsy open wide, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Um, my smoke alarm does that.
Which is handy when you burn the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Rocks?
Pancakes?
Slices of Ham with a knob of butter on top?

Give up - What is it?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Stereotypical Scottish man
lying on his back taking his knickers off under his kilt. We're looking at him from his head downwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Jade Goody?
Great job.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Mother?
Is that you?
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# What the hell are you?
/predator quote
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# His final act in power
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Fuck those goosey fucks
Come over here, stealing our lakes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's not the only bad thing about them either...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :o
I wonder which one!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# a goose bit me when i was a little lad
must be why i now have super powers
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Are you Gooseman?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
...it's a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# T.W.A.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hmmmm
I think it was a beluga whale in disguise...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# mind piss

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha I saw this earlier too
It must have festered in my brane!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I think the whale face clinches it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# fuckin acers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Narf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Haha
Wanted someone at the back to grab a guitar and start singing:
"There is only one RIVERRRRRR..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Useless B3ta Inventions #84..The Helicopter Vertical Ejector Seat


Has Anyone done it yet?....Surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No Bridge
No Shark

Not True!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Re: Shark
This is a Post-Shark event, they have escaped 'Jaws' and were on thiier way home, when they encountered difficulties!!!

Hahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Admittedly
it is a good way to make sure the sharks share their food...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Fake!
No shark!

(woo!)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# actually some helicopters do have ejections seats :p
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ^this^
and haven't you seen Goldeneye? It's all true I tell ya!

EDIT: Yes, the Kamov Ka-50 has one.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
absolutely superb stuff!

Today has been a great day. I've really enjoyed myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# They do exist.
They rely on two methods one fires the propellors and then the seat the other ejects the seat to the side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i think i saw this on qi actually
now you mention it
(horrid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# they have them
they eject sideways ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
#


Bye Bye Baby
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# As I said earlier
At least it won't effect his sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Do you really want to hurt me?
I'll give you 20 snout for a bit of KY...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# 14?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The odds are good on him topping himself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# We have a problem...


De-ris: www.blatherskite.com/index.php/2009/01/sun-discovers-life-on-mars-microbes-farting-underground-methane-professor-lisa-pratt-michael-mumba-david-bowie-captain-kirk/
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# thanks!
^_^
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I always consider mysef invaded.
We'll find out in two years if it's biological or geological. I'm thinking of starting a book at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'm hoping
for biological- it would seem a lot more impressive. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Ah the Sun, that well know scientific institution!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hehe, pretty much what I thought
when I was looking for an online copy... The Times had "scientists have found", the Independant had "research has shown", and the Sun had, "THE SUN HAS DISCOVERED!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I did suspect they may have been from Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hopefully
when they return to the home planet, they'll take the Daily Mail with them!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'm so excited!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ooh, I likie

and 'ning Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# ning, Jess m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Has he been eating Guatemalan Insanity Peppers?
Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# heheh
quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Coyote with the voice of Johnny Cash FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# "Homer, this is just your memory, I cannot give you any new information"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Is that Toby Maguire?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# no, but she does have a look of him
now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# RIGHT...THAT'S IT

*goes off to find a branch*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# No, the question is ARE YOOOU TOBY MAGUGUIRE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Oooh! Marvellous.
TJ:Is was dinong a search for Nora Batty, and found This
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I think so,
Some old skooler met him and got him to sign it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# TJ
***fastbreaking riverghost newsflash*

Someone has collapsed on the opposite side of the road. Ambulance has already arrived.

He just about manage to stand up.

Big ambulance has arrived (it was only a car one before).

All ambulanced up. Nothing to see here. Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# there's been another crash outside your window?
*edit* what is it about where you work?

Is it some kind of Accident blackspot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# No accident. I think they just collapsed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# no it was a dolphin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# sniper!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# You're such a curtain twitcher :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I have blinds
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Get your camera out!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Not with me nothing much to see,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Did he eat a poison doughnut?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
we've got an eye obsession going on today ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9101825
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ooh- that's clever
eep!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Are those your eyes?
'shopping aside, they're very piercing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Yep, they are.
But thems'll be the contact lenses what I done got for halloween. Black ones. I don't normally wear them, so it was traumatic getting them in.

FUCK ME I'M PUTTING SHIT RIGHT ON MY FUCKING EYEBALL, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# eye like that

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Apple iEye!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Great minds an all that



Click for bigger (118 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] These are actually Stevie Wonder's hands
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I have a weird feeling Stevie Wonder has a driving license.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He just can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaa


(because he's very untidy)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# And black
BLIND! I meant blind! Why did you say black you racist?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Ohhhh boy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha! ooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It took 46 attempts to take a decent passport photo for the licence
He kept grinning and swinging his head like the Churchill dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(sprinkles 100s and 1000s)
(runs)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# ..


blog and archive

for ris-ers
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7831565.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *steal mace in outrage*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# lolsatire!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# top banana
for a sneaky bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Splatball FTW!
TJ
Can a male B3tard tell me, does standing around drinking beer next to a broken fork lift (when a 40ft container full of food is due to arrive in 10 minutes) actually fix the fork lift or am I being dense?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Depends what beer it is...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hmm...Drink beer or do some kind of task....
You're relly asking the wrong people!

Shout at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I did try
but they just said "this is men's work, just go back inside and make yourself a nice cup of tea".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Having said that,
If i worked for a chocolate importer, there would be little chocolate left to shift!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# If said drinker of beverage has MIND SKILLZORZ
then yes

otherwise no, hit him hard in the eye with a stick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I cannot stand to be around them
They are talking about football :0/
I have a broom. I shall use a broom.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ask a B3tan and you'll get a more sensible answer
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *sigh*
Oh well, the answer will be clear now as my view has just been obscured by the arrival of a 40ft container.

See ya all!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Bye bye baby, bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Agreed.
Although the answer is so clearly "yes", there's little point asking anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I CAN'T SEE WHERE IT LOOPS!!
/shouts
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# just to the right of where the ball is central
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# So...
at what point did you realise that you were really quite talented?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Great!
:D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# oh!
veerry clever and clicky!


(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Mech Pilot.....and friends.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Reminds me of the ships from The Matrix
But with babes!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *has strong desire to become mech pilot again*
this has just reminded me, I have Robot Jox on DVD and I haven't watched it this year yet!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# The light's gorgeous in this.
Great palette too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh good sir
I simply fail at working you out
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Well Done!
:D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# this is very
stylish and has a Takuhai like atmosphere the bulk or solidity very fitting with the use of light and shade.
or to put it another way awesome as always jj *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Awesome, I love this :D
Not sure about Jar-Jar on the right's mouth though heheh
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Trinoculars.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HOEMTEIM
*grabs satchel*

nice shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Is it wrong that the first thing I thought about was sticking my dick in each of those holes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *Thinks*
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You'll totally smudge the lenses, dude :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# But it would be so fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Yes.

NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Why do ducks ejaculate everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# equackulate?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# To make it look bigger?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I dunno... possibly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Is your nickname
Short'n'wide?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# naaa
Only way we'd be able to see it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I feel
you and I would get along well if we met.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 0_0
he's got the tool, you've got the hole

/pet shop boys blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Im not going to stick my dick in you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# it's the 3rd eye I first thought of
followed by the brown eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Useless you say?
This kitty might disagree

clicky for linky

Its real, offa the news and stuff!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Put it way! Put it way!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# you off out?
get us a twix while your out will ya
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# aww
poor kitty
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Kittens are so two-faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# But if yer mate is a cylops,
you can share!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You use two holes,
your mate,the cylops uses the middle one.
They only have one eye, usually in the centre of thier head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# but both your heads would have to occupy the same space at the same time
Oh never mind!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# One looks then the other!!!
Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# arf
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] While stocks last
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That's pants!
woo.



EDIT: I have decided I am going to rebel. I shall take the weekend off. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# You devil you
I had a lunch break today! Remember those?
It was fecking ace. 1 and a half hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Me to!
hour and a half, I went to bed!:P

I did a contract once where I never got the chance for a lunch break then three months into the contract they decided that they didn't want me to work the extra hour a day so said they weren't going to pay me for it and were going to back date it for the 4 months since ad arrived.
I asked them to call me back in ten minutes, called my solicitor, got him to call them, then ten minutes later they called me back to let me know they wouldn't be not paying me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I'm curious about this
In American films they always seem to 'have a solicitor', as if they all have a general purpose one on speed dial that they can call when they like...do people really do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'll reiterate.
Flatmate with law degree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *sells to Man U players as the latest fashion*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# The emporer was such a spoon.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Woo
Must have a pair. I'm 36 waist...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *office snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Or is that 34...
I can never remember my waist...

Stop sniggering!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# No I was sniggered because you provided the size of invisible trousers you wanted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# We've got one of those
he empties the bins
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Oh you didn't......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# look, he's mine
and i'll paint him any colour I want
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# O_(o)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Is it home time yet?
i'm so bored i've taken to shoehorning in racist jokes from the sickipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That is so wrong!!
fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ta
wasn't sure if I was crossing a line or not
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# "That's no pants!"
"It's a moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I had some of those.
Bugger if i can find them!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# * with free invisible cricket box
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# makes me think of a nasty moment about an hour ago...
on an interweb teleconference with sundry corporate bigwigs, after about 5 minutes noticed the 'on' light on the laptop's camera is lit

rapid move away from line of sight plus panic attack until i found the webex camera setting... on, but not sending ...phew

/ not wearing trousers, or indeed anything

still on telecon, but not possibly not paying 100% of attention
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha!
In other news..
The new "Carol" on countdown is hawt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I bet she's no Susie Dent though.
Edit: I've just seen her. *mathsturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# mmm
Susie and Carol were a regular fantasy back in the day

This doesn't help...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmfwcqeOxiE
*loosens collar*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes
No, Whiteley, no get out. Ok, you can watch but from outside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hehe
did you check out that Morrisey conspiracy site?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ah, fuck, not yet.
I just got a new mic and preamp on tuesday so I've been trying to fathom how all the stuff works.

I've bookmarked it, though. I really must watch it.
Edit: In fact, I'll watch it now, can't be arsed doing any more work today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# yes
yes she is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Rachel Riley
I was lucky/unlucky enough to be filming for it on Wednesday, she's a lovely girl and a real stunner, there was an amusing moment though where the first 3 letters out were R-I-M and she sniggered, followed by a proper laugh a few letters later, had to stop filming and restart so it won't make the final cut I'm afraid!
Seemed to only be a few of us who found it funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# HEHEHE Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahah
is it to make Sun readers look clever?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# haha
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's cool!
The simplest ones are always the best.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# that's rather well done
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

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