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# panasonic fucked this sheep to death
proof

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(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I hope you haven't posted that before
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This had better not be a repost you know
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
IT'S OVER 150KB BY .5KB
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Did he put it on ignore for dying on him?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# YES!!!!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha jesus YES!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# needs more knob
'ning all
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This is lacking in dogs in costumes
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hello Rathen. How the fuck are you?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# whatup nigga
hope all is well
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# radiant sir
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# this horse fucks kids
panasonic is it's best friend as he too fucks kids

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(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Clickin dis
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# why all the hate toward panasonic?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# he is a bit of a rules buff
I dont think it sits well with some. They like to agrgue. thats about all i can make out
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hello Rathen
I hope you cock falls off.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Pasanoncey fucks sheep, children and anything else that shouldn't be fucked.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# TAKE NOTES PEOPLE.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# oh hai pixar
lamp lamp lamp lamp
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Luxo Jr?
Best of all their animations.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
best first
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Which Dave?
Any in particular?

Nice pic
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# you, stan,
you're the david in question.

:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It's a good job i'm not called Dave then!!!
*rants 'n' raves*

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Dave you owe me a pint
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'm not the Dave you're looking for!


(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I'd get it wrong
evad
si
a
bonk

is what it'd kinda look liek if I tried.

E D I T : . . . . . . . . . . .^see I am a type tard.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Bonk
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# :¬(
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Damn energy saving bulbs!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Dave's not here man
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS BROCHURE
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# i'm going to see Gavin, my mate
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# COMEDY GENIUS
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# grrrrrr
awwww
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I AM JONATHAN CREEK
I DISAPPROVE OF THIS REPOST.

IS IT A REPOST.

IT BETTER BE
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# no it is not
just created
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I LIKE CHICKEN I LIKE LIVER
AND YOUR REPOSTS MAKE ME BITTER
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# is it
a ratweiler?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# This board smells of piss and vinegar
Sushi beckons, gnite b3ta
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I'VE GOT GLAND PROBLEMS YOU HEARTLESS SHIT
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
D S
/inevitable
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# this is disturbingly beautiful
if the harbinger of death exists.. I'm pretty sure this is what he'd ride in on.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ^^
this.
x4
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# "Are we never gonna surviiiiiiive, unless we are a lttle crazy"



(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# crazy
yellow people walking through my head.
One of them's got a gun, to shoot the other one.
And yet together they were friends at school
Ohh, get it, get it, get it, get it no no!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It should be cute
but I fear it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# One wishes to enquire
can milk be obtained from the creature ?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Nice bars!
;P
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Needs more burger and fry costumes
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# sooty !
ermm nevermind
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# First in a possible series. Animal Toilets - part one - Pigeons.

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# more
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Should I mention at this point that this is actually a five year old image of mine that amused me mildly, so I thought I'd post it again?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# please extend it to fill the page
top to bottom
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# like this?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# that was a long scroll
:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahah yes
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahhahahah
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# He's bigger!
And woofing instead of honking!

Is there anything this hefelump can't do?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# he can do it all
he slices , he dices
tounex ... the only blender that can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i think you already have a few times down there V
minus the age though.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# PLEASE LEAVE THE INTERNET
THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# what I wanna know is what happens
when the precident is set via the extreme porn laws that rules CDC's as obscene and corruptive.

what happens to b3ta then.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Rob and the server will move to Scotland
Or put in a bid for the Principality of Sealand.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# \o/
does it not apply in scotland?

*ferrets off to search*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# nope.. scotland is bringing in a tougher law.
although granted that wouldn't necesarrily have the cdc precident. you're plan is safe.

FOR NOW.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Well the server is in the USA I think
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# CDC you say?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDNT
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# paedo!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# genius
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I NO!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I like the way that you've used seams and artifacts in your image to truly highlight the nature of something covered in bird shit.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I can't wait for
...number two

*Runs away giggling like a schoolgirl*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# This has meme potential
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Its just amazing thats what it is
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha
just noticed the poor fucker clutching the donut.

it does get funnier the more you look at it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I seriously cant stop laughing at it
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!


(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ahh.Makes me hungry and yet not
hungry at the same time.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# This image is crying out to be GMoS'ed.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahhahahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# My name is...
Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula,
The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I think I might know that accordion player!
what was your sauce?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# All I've done is animate it
I haven't added anything. I found it somewhere, can't remember where.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ahhh
the curse of Teh Internets...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# This is going to give me knightmares
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Doggie metronomes...
...these are things of the future
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# WHATS WITH THE BEARD ..
scientist ?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# When my partner was a kid he was playing in a sandpit and found a piece of clay
so made a little man out of it and showed his mum.

Yes, cat toilet.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Chortle, toilet humour!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# this is of the win :D
My mates toilet has a load of telephone adverts for ladies of dubious virtues next to it which I aquired for him from London's fine telephone booths. :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ahh
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Haha
clickin dis
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# From earlier - I'm surprised nobody did this...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yay shiites!
go team Ashura festival.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Just change it to an S&M festival and
be done with it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# cutting isn't necessarily S&M though
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# "Fires mistress."
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# what the fuck.
cunt.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Apparently you are a cunt
Woo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# They're running out because the IDF shot them
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Oh Mata Hari, what hast thoust donst
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# is it Mata Hari?
or maybe Sarah Bernhardt
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Fucked if i know
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# i dunno either
it showed up in image search whilst looking for "vintage photograph"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# La Contessa Castiglione
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Oh I recognise that dude, he's singing on some TV ad ain't he?
He creeps me out a bit but I know not why...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# racist!
:P
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Naaaaahhh, no top hat:
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# have you seen a film caleld "the confederate states of america"
mockumentary positing a what if the south had won the civil war.. that has some adverts of products that actually were real.

ever since viewing I have the phrase, "It's Jiggaboo Bright!" carved in my mind.

films worth seeing for the scene where a shakespearean actor is blacked up to play a slave in a 50's movie. I was in tears.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Sounds interesting:
erictrickster.blogspot.com/2008/07/for-shine-thats-jiggaboo-bright.html

but perhaps not surprisingly the Youtube clip seems to have been removed...

Aha: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MH58-UN_ANM it does exist if you look for it, quite quite mad!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Dentyl
That stuff that demands you be paranoid about oral hygiene, and adds a smooth bar singer as contrast.
I like adverts that use creepy people.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# hahahaha
ass?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# heavens
the things one learns if one follows the links on the images .... cheers . well sleuthed that man
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hazaa
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# it's winkin' at me!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# that's cos it fancies you
dunnit
say no more
say no more
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# very stylish
woo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I've got a picture to post but it's really quite shit, so I'll wait until someone rubbish posts something before I post it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# just do it
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Actually, I might wait till Panasonic calms down.
God forbid I upset someone with a usernumber higher than 50000
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# repost in an existing thread...
is always an option.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ignore the pillockry and post the pic
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# did I give you the impression I was upset?
Why do people always assume that? I'm just mildly amused when I feel like lambasting someone for being selfish when posting on b3ta. It has nothing to do with me at the end of the day. I just enjoy seeing arseholes bite.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# "I just enjoy seeing
arseholes bite"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# That's a totally different matter
ad requires a subscription.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# statement of fact..
Now if you are going to do nothing but follow me around making comments that are clearly designed to get a rise out of me we shall have to part company.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I just like b3ta to be a nice place.
Replying to your posts isn't following you around. This isn't your private board.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# no of course not.
You have given me the impression over the last few days that you are trying to get a rise out of my with your unsolicited replies in my conversations with others.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# There aren't any private conversations on /board.
I'm sorry if it didn't mention that in the faq, but there we are.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# and again.
If you are going to respond to me and expect a civil conversation then please have the courtesy not to respond to things I have not written and use that as some kind of debating tactic.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I'm not looking for a debate.
I'm just calling you out on using /board to threaten physical violence. That's all.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# And with that you are gone because as I've been at pains to point out I have not threatened anybody with physical violence.
You are another one of these people who likes to pick words out of a paragraph and then invent a meaning that suits your argument and I find it tedious and irritating.
I've left it there by the way but feel free to respond so that others can see you making an effort.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# like this?


heheh might not actually get a rise out of anyone
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# How dare you point out glaring inconsistencies in people's arguments!
Just for that, I am putting you on ignore.

ON IGNORE.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# How is that inconsistent?
I've mentioned that I'll lamp a couple of people if I meet them. It's fully justified in my opinion and I'm not being in the slightest bit angry about it.
I don't understand why people equate violence with anger. It's perfectly reasonable to teach someone some manners without getting angry about it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# this i feel
perhaps is a product of your time in the army.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# maybe,
but it's more a result of two people going beyond the usual abuse at me and being rather hateful about my mother and my wife. I'll just make them understand that there are consequences to that kind of behaviour if the opportunity arises. It's not like I'm screaming revenge and threatening anyone. Anger is a very bad fault to have if you are going to get yourself involved in fighting of any kind.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# i meant the lack of association between violence and anger
in the army violence is/can be a job.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I'm afraid when it comes to unprovoked violence, the law disagrees.
And besides, if you really do want to teach someone some manners, there are far more diplomatic and effective ways to do it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hey we all have our ways of dealing with things.
I'm an old man, it's worked for me to date.
Trust me, 4-6 months inside for making somebody realise that they just can't say some things without dealing with it later is not something that bothers me.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I thought snellen charts had to be sans serif,
but the example on wikipedia is serif too. How odd.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# i like this
*clicks again*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and nasty.


Someone needs to give Inspector Gadget back his clothes. I do love his (ex?) missus though.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Is it true that that Panasonic chappy traces all his pictures?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# chappy?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Oh I get you now
I thought you said 'is it true that Panasonic chappy traces...' as in chappy traces is something
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# like tracing something with a "chappy"
whatever that is
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I thought it meant he smears his penis on all of his pictures
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# if by pictures, you mean "paperboy"
then yes, I've heard he's done that.

Never delivering there again...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# yer i hurd that
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I might start a new thread with one of my REALLY old pictures.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I for one think Inspector Gadget needs less clothes
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I bet he has a Gadet cock
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# wellfuckmesideways
isn't that Shane McGowan?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I dont fuck squirrels

but if i did...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# ...I'd probably end up in jail?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Wait
are you saying you fuck squirrels?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# You may be onto to something
The psychology is obvious
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# nope
maybe
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# it would be a tranny-squirrel
animal fucker, you disgust me.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# They'd be the sluttiest squirrels in the world?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# THIS ^^
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# squirrels aint easy to catch
or shoot more importantly (I endorse the shooting of grey squirrels)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# they make squirrel traps
much less bother I would imagine
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Source?
Oh who am I kidding...this is good enough!

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# You'd be Syncubus.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Wait
do people really find this attractive?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I hope not
however people seem to be disappointed when i don't post them for more than a day :S
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Wait
do people really not find this attractive?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Good grief I hadn't realised quite how many of these you had done
They are very good if a little disturbing
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# yep I have a gallery of them
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# dawg !
you're getting that texturing down to the hare
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I never seem to get their heads in the right place tho
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Sorry
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# for what, exactly?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
I wouldn't be surprised if it does get FPed, given what's been going on today.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I've clicked :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I know it's a bit shit ..
.. and a pretty poor pun but it's done now - just read down the page a bit - all got a bit handbags earlier?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Thank you
(asuuming no sarcasm involved - I was expecting shit for this one)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I urge everyone to click
to drive it to the top of the popular page.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Clickachu'd! :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# done
I don-gerrit-thouh
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Hai!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# KILL IT!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# TAY ZONDAY?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# CHOCOLATE REIGN
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This is the best thing I've read all day.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I MOVE AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE TO BRING HOPE AND CHANGE

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# CHOCOLATE REIGN
I WILL ULTIMATELY DISSAPOINT
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# To be fair
if he turned out to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself, it would still be a disappointment given the artificially-created air of enforced excessive optimisim surrounding him.

Tay Zonday, I mean.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oh shit!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# look at their pudgy lil lassie arms
:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I seriously cant stop laughing at it
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# 'All some people see is my colour...'
I call this: 'Deep South - O - Vision'!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# very goodies
welcoem to soueth efrika
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# It is!?
I've just always been a little curious why 'black' is the accepted term when it patently just isn't so, technically I mean.

Mind you, my skin isn't white, either...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh Haiiiieeee!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oversized gifs on the FP, 3MB animations on the popular page, reposting in new threads...
I tell ya,

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# needs more Pasanonic
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Lol
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Fairly NSFW due to really, really bizarrely shaped moobs
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# or he's been stung by a big fuck-off bee
twice
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# well it does contain a cunt
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# oh lol
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I don't know, but his mum wont be pleased
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Nice tits.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# This is me.
but you really, really don't want to see.

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# You look like you touch children.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# That's a fantastic way to get children to touch your penis
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# *paedo-five*
Wait, that sounds wrong.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# What's wrong with your face?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Buff!
You look like you've been in wars and shit.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# OK WHO GNOPSED HIM?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# If you drew a line horizontally through the middle of your face and folded it over, all the edges would meet.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Horizontally?
Are you saying his chin is the same shape as his forehead?

Oh yeah, hahahahahaha.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The gravitational pull of his nose has sucked all his features inwards.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Tell me about your guns.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# That can't be Pasanonic
that person in your picture looks like someone with Asperger's Syndrome and an unwarranted sense of self improtance and superiority. I think you have made a mistake.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# No it doesn't.
Nothing ever needs Pasanoncey, ever.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# so his mum told you that too
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I can't believe some of the inoffensive people he has on ignore.
Who could ever be offended with Prodigy69 or GMoS, for fucks sake?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Prodge can be a grumpy old cunt at times
GMOs is the Axis of Awesome, however.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I've never known Prodge be anything but a gent.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I speak my mind...and I can rub people up the wrong way
shit happens. :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# we can all be a bit grumpy at times
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# indeed
even Zoot, bless him.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# you fucking know it shitty balls!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# you're welcome :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# erm.. him
:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# When people decide
to give out personal abuse after I've never had a bad word to say about them then I have the right to not read their vitriol, no?
And if you think Prodigy is so inoffensive you should see some of the abuse he's levelled at his previous targets on b3ta.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Why not simply ignore them?
Why make a big deal of it by putting it in your profile? I just don't understand.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Could you tell him I called him a cunt pls.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Because
it was meant to make people realise that following me around calling me names was pointless as I'd never see it.
I do ignore them, they go on the list and I forget about them.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# It's all just a bit playground "la la la I'm not listening" for my liking.
I've got people on ignore but don't feed the urge to announce it, because it's all a bit childish.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I only get the
urge to announce it when It's early hours of the morning, most of the cunts are on and I've mentioned it once or twice.
Having it in my profile is hardly announcing it. I don't invite people to look.
There are people on there I've never said boo to but still got a torrent of abuse from them. I choose not to see their hate and if they realise I can't they might give it up.

There are two people on there who will get punched to fuck if they turn up at the same bash as me.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ooh ooh! Tell us who!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# You and Killerkitti
Who else could it be?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# You are a very angry man.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# and that's your business how?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ur a cunt
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Why do you put your ignore list in your profile?
It just serves to illustrate what a twat you are.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# GMoS is the loveliest man in the world.
And from what I've seen of Prodigy69, he's thoroughly amusing.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# You're a fucking cunt
i'd fucking ignore you

yeah
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# You're so tiny with your little squeaky voice
I could never be offended by you ignoring me.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# :(
ps I may need kitteh advice
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Okay.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I MIGHT BE HAVING KITTENS FOLDSFIVE
not actually me, that would be bizarre
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I dread to think what will happen when he can't put any more people on ignore.
After all, the limit is only about 200.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Heh
Like Toasty, Trev is one b3tard who's stuff keeps my world sane with his consistently amusing stuff, even from the shadows of work-lurkage
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *demands refund*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# *fists sheik*
HOLD ME
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# *fakes schist*
*sells to Geology students*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# SEAMS fine to me.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Don't talk to me about seams.
I am the king of seams!

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# it seams you are,mwahahahaha......
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# SEEEEEEEEEEAMHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# .
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I love seamhorses.
They're one of the things that keep me coming back here, despite all the uptight board-nazi noobs who've sprung up.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo
I think it should win the compo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCK!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# OMG THATS NOT URS
Pasanonic has updated his ignore list in his frenzy. He really is a fucking cunt. Let's try and get that as the title of the next newsletter so everyone he's ignoring can voice their opinion.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# "I got ignored by Pasanonic and all I got was this lousy newsletter"?
And FP this pic now!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# there is a limit on the ignore list, so he can't ignore us all
please let me be on that list, please
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Really, what's the limit?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# think it's about 20
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# "Why's the board gone all quiet?"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I know I am
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I've never known such a cunt
I get the feel that I am on his list, because I posted a picture that I said maybe be finished
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# He's fucked his ignore list right up, there.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU
THIS DOES NOT PLEASE THE LORD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# oh god not again :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# at least this time a vague point, Prodge
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# And that would be?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# an unsharpened pencil
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Just wondered...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Or...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Winner.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Oh lol
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHA
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Hahah
what?!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I like you. You have balls.
I like balls.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahh
this just wins
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Basic, visual gag.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Oh God SPANG
:)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I'm reassured
that it means something to more than just me :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hmmm
Why is it that in the Mothercare car-park there are more disabled parking spaces than family spaces?

Fecking non-sense.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# 45. Repost.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Oh Friz...
*picard*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# HUUOORRGHHH
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# sorry, but I had to laugh

edit: oh, who drew "the mong office" I hope they have another installment of that
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Pasanonic is going to fucking love this.
Also, I laughed so hard my face nearly exploded.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Oh damn
I thought I was being subtle
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I was going to post a pic I just spent an hour on.
But if it's going interfere with a piss and vinegar fest I'll leave it for another day.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# It's not really a repost.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# leave it for another day mate
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It'll probably be shit anyway
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# scrawl some piss and vinegar on it and post it now
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# You could always repost it later
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# in a new thread
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahah
dont repost tomorrow what you can repost today
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Give it half an hour.
That's ample flouncing time.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahha
i thought it was a reapost for the first few frames ... got me there
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha, it is Pasanonic, hahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I once thought a cash machine had short changed me £40
so I went in and filled a form etc

Then I found out three £20 notes were kind of stuck together, and it hadn't short changed me

That was the most embarrasing apology ever
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# This is superb
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha. Very good.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# lololol
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Pasanonic is a cunt.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# that is a an understatement
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This is also an understatement
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *Fucks you up*

;)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# REMIX
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaahahaha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a thought
But d'ya think he'd mind????

would he grow the other cheek?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# how does it burn?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# hurts like hell
.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# have you tried rubbing it?
with "ointment"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# an-ointment
sounds perfect
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# "ointment" spurting out of a priest's bottle of magic fluid?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# USE THE GEL
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# YES THE GEL! THERE IS NOTHING FINER!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# The Gel has now gone full circle...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# my hands are so clean, they're still damp
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# That is fantastic
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# .. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# It needs a pope hat, to cover the pointiness
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Pointy papal peaked cap?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# pay point paypal papal pointy
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# RUN JESUS! RUN! THERE'S A FUCKING METEORITE BEHIND YOU!!!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# .
proper lol hehehar
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# !!!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# this is 100% true
he really looks like that
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Old one
Photobucket
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Mum?

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# son?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# chips?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I'd have the girl from the advert
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# you'd burn her a bit first though?
otherwise it'd just be sick
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# ewww
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# id that a euphemism for
'fuck your rules, here's something I posted before'?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# ^^ :-) lol
Twat.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Go fuck yourself
Now there's a nice idea

Twat
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ^^ :-) lol
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'll not bother with the
" don't be nasty to others " because i don't always follow that one myself. So I take it from your considered response that the answer is yes, you are an inconsiderate cunt with no consideration for the work that you pushed into the archive, just as long as we see your wonderful image again?

let me help you with the faq.

I am really proud of my picture, is it OK if I post it again?

Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had it's chance.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Are you some kind of wanker?
Here's something else I made that I've posted before too
Feel free to cry about this as well
Photobucket

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# haha. Of course I'm a cunt.
I'm just not a selfish cunt who thinks b3ta is there to serve me and no others.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Oh fuck off
Prick
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# haha yeah right
You're the one who told everyone the ignore list was there for you to shape b3ta into how you want it to be :(
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# So my one of very few posts here in years has upset you?
aww diddums

Wanker
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I think you will find
That it is here for me. :p
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# you need a counsellor...preferably one that deals with mentals
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Seriously,
Are you genuinely upset about this repost?

Christ, you sad little fucking maggot
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you should also consider that it is
not polite to say things on the internet that you'd not have the fucking stones to say to a person's face.

If you can't follow the rules then as I said, you are a selfish cunt and you have to live with that. I don't. Bye
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I would glady say it to your face
I would say "you are a twat"
As that's what you are

Twat
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# "You have to live with that"?
Are you for real?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# You're so brave behind your monitor.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# apparently, /talk have invaded.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I lurk.
Besides, if Hankster is a cunt, he's OUR cunt, and we're the only ones who can wobble at him.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I'm no one's cunt
I cunt all on my own
But I'm glad I'm not as sad as the cunt who is crying at me
Then I really would be a special kind of sad little man.
He probably has a small winky or was touched as a child
By his mum, on his winky, wrongly
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# That's poetry man, sheer freakin' poetry.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# The CUNTS
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I probably organised it.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# oh jesus keep going this is awesome
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
#
you should also consider that it is
not polite to say things on the internet that you'd not have the fucking stones to say to a person's face.

If you can't follow the rules then as I said, you are a selfish cunt and you have to live with that. I don't. Bye


I AM AND ANGRY AND LONELY MAN
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# so you know him then, he has probably gone of to whack one off over WoW
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# especially raiding four hours a night every night of the week
to get stats like that. Oh dear.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Even you're not that bad.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Do people still do ram-raiding?
I know it's a tangent and everything, but I am intrigued. Or is it a passe, 90s thing?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I was thinking this a while ago
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# YOUR NAME SHALL ALSO GO ON ZEE LIST
I wonder how long it takes him from ignoring, to the persons name go on the list?

I bet he has all neccessary programmes, profile edit page, imageshack etc open at all times
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# more then likely, but only if his mum says its ok
He is probably ignore me already, with any luck. He is probably crying and writing some Emo poems and cutting himself
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# sounds like a good idea xD
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# OH NOES SOMEONE POSTED SOMETHING ON A PUBLIC INTERNETS FORUM THAT I DON'T COMPLETELY LOVE I'M GOING TO SPACK OUT AND HAVE A MASSIVE WOBBLE ABOUT IT
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I think that although you overreacted to the initial post,
it isn't wholly your fault that this has descended into something so aggressive and unpleasant.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# COMMA!! draw a giraffe in a rather nice scarf!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# No. I'm busy being sensible and moderate on the internet.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# b3ta's just not whot it used to be :(
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Haha
That used to be written in grafitti on a fence at the junction of the M40 & M25. Next to 'Why do I still do this every day?' which had replaced the classic 'Why do I do this every day?'

this will make sense to some people
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# campaign for happy internets
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I would almost agree with this
if it weren't for the fact that this is what he does every day of his grumbly little life.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I don't know anything much about this place anymore,
so my judgments are based solely on this thread. If he is usually grumbly, I can see how that would make people less inclined to treat him pleasantly.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hahah, oh Comma, you do make me laugh.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahaa you sad wanker
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Honest to god, you really do need to calm down on the internet.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS, OKAY?!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# THIS. IS.
INTERNET!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# that is an understatement for him
One rule for him and another for the rest of us.

OMG YOU POSTED A WIP, DON'T FUCKING DO THAT YOU CUNT

next day, he posts WIP
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I had been told about how shit he was,
but I felt the need to see it for myself.

I was shocked by it, and that's coming from someone who has spent over 3 years on nothing but /talk.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# He is a cunt
is shitty to every one and then expects people to be nice to him, he really does need some help
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# wots a WIP ?
? ?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I'm going to hazard a guess at Words In Picture.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Work In Progress
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# You know when you see an old lady step on an oily kerb
and she flies backwards, and the foot shooting up makes a 'WIP!' sound?

That.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# It's cruel to watch them write with shattered hips
but come on it's hilarious
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# How could you not want to see that?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Work In Progress
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# thank ye all
makes much more sense than " wank in paint "
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
Twat
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# UR A CUNT
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# The correct method of complaining about the flaunting of rules:


who originally made this picture?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# OMG YOU STOLE MY IMAGE YOU CUNT!
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT *HEAD EXPLODES*

;-)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Prince the Pirate?
And no, that's not a euphemism.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# This is rubbish.
You're rubbish.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Is there a
"I was around when there was a bit of a crosspatch saying naughty words on b3ta" badge yet?

I should like one, please.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# it's better bigger
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# how do we make it bigger
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# cross the beams
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# mine already is.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# if you touch it, it will
[ ] a. grow
[ ] b. come
[ ] c. watch a rerun of married with children
[ ] d. all of the above
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I just read the headline "Baby death official is struck off" as "Baby death officially struck off"
Bloody hell, I know it wasn't around long but it still counts...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# what's going on?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I don't know what she's advertising but I'm happy with the situation
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# no yes
causes rape....I thought.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ning chaps and chapettes
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# cotdeath?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# How did you know!?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# bad :(
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# not bad for 5 mins though.
unless this was some how already planned...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# no, I was channeling clansoul
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I saw it coming over the hill
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Noel Edmunds' Head
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I think the monkey was in it a few seconds ago.

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Baby ferret!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# yay :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Or...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# KILL IT!
QUICK! SOMEONE SUGGEST SOMETHING TO KILL IT WITH!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# hammers
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# fire extinguishers
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Icicle inserted into the ear.

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# that'll fox the coroner
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Or
beat him with a leg of lamb and then cook the lamb and serve it to the police when they come to investigate.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# SOLUTION ON PAGE 6.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ahhhh, I get it!
So the victims were goldfish and the killer was a cat. So the water and the glass were from the broken goldfish bowl. Fiendish.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hmmm....a pierced temporal lobe...
...strangley damp...what could have caused this?

CAN YOU HELP THE CORONER? SOLUTION ON PAGE 6.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Old age, after a rich, happy, rewarding, long life
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Geoff Capes G-String.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# daffodils
a thousand saw i at a glance
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ocelots
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# "A JML hair remover, fucking A1"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Aw
but why are you spying on monkeys whilst hiding in ferns?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm trying to find
my real parents
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# well good luck
Are you sure your real parents are monkeys though?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# It looks like Jack Black.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Oh, Hai, I was just going to shit in this box!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# thats wonderfull!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The colour of the day is ...

Vicious.

My first try at caricatures. Darn that I hate to draw..
- thank heavens for computers and suitable software!

(and oh, it's Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, in case it's a bit vague)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I like his spindly arms and legs
and I am rather enjoying the sunglasses tied to his chubby and pointy cock
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ooh nice
I'm going to be humming Crockett's Theme all evening now
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# you dirty bird
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# umm what did I do?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I don't know.
what you wrote and what I saw in my head might not necessarily be connected ;)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# heh
fair enough
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# he reminds me of Liberace'
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# nice!~
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# obvious pun time
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# *giggles*
woo
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha
Spang!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha
that's just silly
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# criminy
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha
spang on aisle 4
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I don't get, but I won't say so 'cos then I'll sound thick,
instead I will say FLUFF: i16.photobucket.com/albums/b11/CandyMistyka/Meepers2/kitty6andferretkits4weeks041.jpg

and tell you we just had a knock at the door and 2 chav kids of about 6 years of age just told us to take our Xmas lights down! It's one of them blue LED nets, we left it up over the computer corner 'cos we decided we liked it just as lighting.

Chavs are feckin weird!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Awwwwww babby ferrets! :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Ain't they adorable!?
ferrets weird me out a bit TBH, but these do look lovely n cute!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# They are quite nice actually
we looked after a few and my dogs were fascinated by them :D
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Aww!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Check your pockets
And check the back door in case they were distractions while their mate looted your house.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ...is exactly what I was thinking.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# That's a well known trick that we're pretty wise to round ere,
happily we don't have a back door so they'd be a bit hard pressed to manage that one, but I did check out the window to see if they had any older friends who had been waiting to go house-climbing had we not answered, as our first floor window is open, and that is also a well known point of entry round ere.

But no, just seems to be chav kids and their need to be a bother to others...

They're outside hitting the concrete bollards with a golfclub at the mo.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# god england is sad
the whole fucking island should be nuked and start again
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Oi,
some of us quite like our bit of it, stick to nuking Birmingham and Milton Keynes and places like that please.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Lets put it this way, there are a few houses round ere I would deffo not be too upset
at waking in the morning and seeing it's a burnt out wreck...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Step-ladder ;]
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD!
I really must make a spanging pan sometime...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# snorttle
should be emo sized poster !
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

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