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# Evening b3ta
Have a hover owl
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# its being bummed by the invisibule man,
ther eI spelting it right :0
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahha, awesomeness! the height of Owl Evolution :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Evolution shmevolution
it was built out of bits of old harriers.
Also, thanks!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I perfer the Hoover Owl
as it can clean up the Living Room ;)

But this is most woo ;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Aceness!
This has reminded me to sort the shadows out in my current photomanipulation project.


(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I preferred SniffMyFingerUK's
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I still remember your honeybadger link
very cool
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I love owls
but will be flamed for posting this.

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha, office lollage, damn you :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Indeed.
I still chuckle when I see it.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Has it only got one foot?!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Arf!
Good question!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Classy
Very Classy
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# t'wit t'woo!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# nice hover
great job
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ITS NOT THE BLOODY MOVIES !


Its a PLANE - NOT the friggin TITANIC !
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# more of this
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh wow, ace.
Post it on /talk too, they love this
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Now put it on /calendar
and /QOTW
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# and
/fp
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hmmm

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft, make your own humour
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I did credit Larson the first time I posted this.
...an homage rather than plagiarism as far as I am concerned ;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You deleted the thread on /talk?
Bad dog, no biscuit, I was having a splendid conversation about my vagina
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I too was enjoying this
Tell me more about this vagina.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# pics
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ah, internet
Guaranteed to be interested in an anonymous persons vagina
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# It's nothing to do with the internet ;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You have a Vagina? Where did you get yours? I've been looking on eBay for one, but with little success....
Still not sure which brand I should get either...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *Spluffplodes*


(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# WITH ME OF ALL PEOPLE!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Thinking about it, it's probably a bit wrong
BUT THATS HOW I LIKE IT BABY or something
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# vagina
on the internet!

crikey
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# /links would love this
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hmm
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# slighty harsh chap
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I know, uncalled for
But I wanted to try out my new gif :-)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# haha!
it is a nice gif
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# 49. Girl Troubles
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Blimey
lol
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ha-ha-ha!
Wine|nose.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# For a minute there I thought it was going to be 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'd never stoop as low as that
I need ideas for #50th Episode Spectacular.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# maybe you could stoop lower
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# exactly my thoughts
well I feel bad for you son... is what my head said.

Jay z is in my head controlling my thoughts
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# epic of the woo
:D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Vagina Custard is a common problem after being dumped by your boyfriend
;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatto!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Good Lord!
:D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# how dare you
he is god
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I saw Stephen Fry once
he was walking down the street, going to the cricket, wearing a suit that was a bit too short. Looked like an overgrown schoolboy, I thought

But yes, a genius :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# He signed my ticket
to the premiere of the Hitch-hiker's Guide movie. I met Lily Cole too. :P
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# i nearly ran over bill bailey once
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I almost knocked John Fashanu off his chair..
He was leaning back on it at the sports centre so as I walked past I slapped the back of it.. LOL hehehe you should have seen the twat desperately lunge for the table..
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Norman Lovett once held open a pub door for me
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# so that's why he didn't come home.
/oh so old school joke blog
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I humbly submit
that he is, in fact, an overgrown schoolboy.

He would definitely be on my list of "10 people you would like to have at a dinner party". Though of course he would have to stop short of asking me to wear an Alan Davies wig.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Do forgive me...
...I quite agree. A true British Great FACT!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Great scott.
Relatedly - I have added chin today, having actually shaved my beard off.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# You forgot to exaggerate his freakishly broken nose
It's quite bizarre.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Throat scrote!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Im expecting a BLAAAARRRRB!
Where is dave teh hat anyway? Not seen no arts off him for a while now
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# It is very blaaaaaarb based, yes.
DTH has been sporadic of late - tends to sneak in and out quite discreetly.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
sorry I had to.... :)

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I know that mouth...
;-)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Does it normally contain semi-masticated fruit?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Is it used as a response to noob-like posts containing testes satchels?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I think so
:)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# You dirty fox!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahah
what a jolly fellow
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# lol
whats he singing?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# is this the way to amarillo
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# LOLCHINS
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# you could aminate that
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Tesco Value Stephen Fry
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# not even in the same class. budget or other wise.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# hai laff

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# That's so fucking wrong

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# They're all sitting in a rubber pool filled with live eels
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# she sure does have an odd face
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I bet something sexy happens next
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# She's got the Midas touch...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# TAAKOAP
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Pop...

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *CCLLLLLIIIICCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!* that is just far to awesome, you talented sod :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
:D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace *click*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Luckily for him
he has an endless supply
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Fine spot of inflation.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That's really well done
WOO!

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's time for
Pandemonium Pete!


Click for bigger (52 kb)



Previously on Leechy Pete:
Bayeux Pete
Screamy Pete
Ratpack Pete
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK PETE!!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I like leechy pete
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I like leechy pete :D
:)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# LOOK AT ALL DAT JUICE!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# leechy pete looks exhausted
all this travelling must really be getting to him
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Has leechy Pete been on the sleeping tablets again..
or is he working long hours?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I believe it's something to do with copious quantities of Bolivian marching powder
That, and leeches don't sleep at all.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Aww Leechy Pete :)
He needs his own travel show on Sky.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Does his mouth look like the Batman logo?
Or is it just me?

*checks in mirror*
*doesn't look like Batman logo
Edits after ref to below edit: Yes, me too. Does look Batmanny though.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Reminds me of the radioactive sign signy thingy thing
EDIT: How rude, I love Pete! :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha, damn you, that's all I can see when I look at Leechy pete, now :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# wu-tang
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Blimey 30 minutes at the top of the board.
Good skills, Leechy Pete!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Where did everybody go?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm sure I had a tumbleweed-based image but I cannae find it
:(
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That reminds me, I was going to make one of those ;)
Edit: no need, I just found a pretty good one ;)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I gave my cat a hand job

He didn't like it
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 0_0
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# it's a carp!!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# It's a sprat!
/just to be different
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# IT'S A.....
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Dinner!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ALLAHU AKBAR!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hehehe!
It's a barbelled houndshark?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# He needs more rehearsal
He's always messing up someone's lines.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It's a tarpon!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's a tampon!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha!!!
You'd be a bit embarrassed if THAT fell out of your handbag :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# You're on sky sports
Photobucket

Been a quiet day...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# How rare.
Also - before you get maimed by the board nazis, allow me to observe that these could have gone in the same thread, thereby avoiding pushing someone else's work into the archive.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I was wondering that, too.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# RISible
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# white wabbit...yellow wabbit....*huhurgh*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# pffft...
unfortunately, it contains the word 'sport' which is like kryptonite to your average B3tan

De-ris your bad selfves

hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/skytv/sky_images/skysports/youre_on_skysports_b.jpg
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *screams at the mention of sport*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# oic
he's an ugly chinny cunt
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is he a transsexual?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# there is a whiff of lavender about him
and his face is gay
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Probably if he likes football
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ^ this logic is infallible
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# What is this 'Sport' of which you speak?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Dire
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I'm waiting for Riverghost to weigh in with his Jonathan Ross Wis.
To be fair his is the original Wis - mine is just a pale imitation.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# you tryin ta mug me off son?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# jog on, fackin ell, cannin taaaaan etc :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Fackin' muppit!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Jog on you si!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# heyheyhey!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# thats a rather lengthy feline
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hehehehe

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Damn Squirrels
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# heh :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I hope nothing SEXY happens...
That has forever ruined web comics for me...

WTTP by the way :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# LOL naked cat
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# LOL TITS
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha i like your cartoons.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# :D
For the greater good.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# hahahah! awesome :D
*starts singing "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# spa-ring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer,
I think the spring is the most wonderful time of the year,
I do, don't you? Of course you do!

But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,

that makes every sunday a treat for me...

all the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when I'm poisoning pigeons in the park,
on sunday you'll see my sweet heart and me as we poison the pigeons in the park.

When the birdies see us coming they all try and hide,
but they can't resist peanuts when coated with cyanide.

etc... :D love that song
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Tom Lehrer is utterly brilliant :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# the most squirrels I've seen on my bird feeder at one time is 8
the swines
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# the most swines I've seen on my squirrel feeder at one time is 6
I was very confused
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# how they got up there is another story...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I bet it was those cunt birds
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# The most birds I've seen on my swine feeder at one time is 4
I fuckin loved it!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Mmm bacon
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# O_O
*calls RSPCA*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Haha
My mom is like this. She hates squirrels and pigeons nicking the expensive food. I call her racist as she only wants blackbirds and sparrows to eat it.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# haha I like this!
*click*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# heheh
Lay waist to those cute little animals. It's war now.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I feel the same way
about the birds nicking food from my squirrel feeder
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Just bought my first 'Cajun Squirrel' flavoured crisps.
Haven't tried them yet.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# heh
Likes.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I just wanted to make a dragon, OK?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# job done :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The California wildfires : The Truth
I like dragons.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Someone made an excellent dragon here once
I forget who.

Edit: Ahhh, it was WiL :)

www.b3ta.com/board/8312206

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nice Dragon
also: RAWR!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I love dragons.
So this gets a big woo-yay from me :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That's a lully dragon, Babs :)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# What a cunt
setting fire to that forest and all that
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# He only does it to attract a mate.
Dragons need love too ;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# cool
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# GangBanger
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Look, I'm not putting my cock in *that*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# You know you want too
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# where'd you find this one
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# well
I did a series of collector cards, and this one was a reject. They should be coming out soon, called Mutones, you get a card and a ringtone.


d
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# draw something new, that's not on those sites please

I would like a giraffe in a dapper hat and scarf
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# what sites?
Draw something new? This is new.... bonehead
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# So er, you missed the link up there?

Hey! Who took that down?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# no need to be rude.
I asked nicely for you to draw me something an I get this?

pffh I'm offended


what sites, this
s90.photobucket.com/albums/k272/davodees/?start=all

and this
deesillustration.com

I just wanted something new... :(

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# don't worry. I confirm I also have a bonehead.
and, speaking in my capacity as a psychologist, I can confirm that the overwhelming majority of humans have boneheads. There is a small percentage, who have wooden or mineral heads and an even smaller percentage with lint heads, but people have tend to have bone.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Dear drbroon
I'm glad to hear your diagnosis of 'bonehead'
wasn't as serious as first thought

thank you again

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
that'll be... erm... 64,99€
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# an image hosting site and his own site?
are you taking the piss?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# what if I was?
what's it got to do with you?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I'm asking the questions around here!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# so it seems
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# oh god
it's you again.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# this is brilliantly
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha - lunacy!
The womans face when she says 'ill have the..' is just brilliant.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# nice
Did you make this pic?

If the answer is "No", fuck off and knock your own teeth out with a toffee hammer you fucking retard. How can you have missed everyone telling you to post your own work in all the other worthless threads you started?


If you did draw all these pics, well done. Gold star for you.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Nice bit of ninja-ing there, sir
;-)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'm a bit tetchy today
I need to drink either more or less coffee. I'll try more, and see what happens.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# i too am having a rough day
screwing up job application forms, pushing 20 years since i last did one and what the hell is supposed to go on a cv, also trying to work out how to use word, i much prefer turning up somewhere for a chat and a job.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# yep, I hate writing my cv
it seems everytime I come to print out one if i'm applying for something, I scan through and think, "fuck, what a load of shit?" or "why did I write that, that's not even true."

CVs are annoying, and Word makes a good effort at making them even more annoying.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *puts on the heavier of the two sets of body armour*
;-)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# heheh, that's some top stuff, Cat' :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# /filename arf!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I don't think I have a pan big enough to administer the rightful level of spanging this deserves!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# \o. I have
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha, I love that pic :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Ironing bored?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# would.
also, pfft.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That iron looks customised
Has it been modded?
Have an AutoSpangulator.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Flapjack posted the original on /talk earlier, and I just thought I should. So I did.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that's nice dear
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I heard that all black guys go around speaking like some sort of gangsta rapper.
That's why they so funny.

lol niggas.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# The guy who sits next to me at work is Cornish
apparently they black up their faces and do morris dancing down there

www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/EditorialGallery.aspx?ArticleID=4865260&SectionID=829

LOLRACISM
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's the radon gas.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
incest more like
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# no wonder coal mining was banned
such batant bigotry from the work force.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# we have them round here
the Molly Dancers
www.old-glory.co.uk/index_files/gallery4.htm

Very sinister, and based on mugging the rich
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yes
Give us some cash or we'll plough up your garden!!

One of the earliest worker's movements I believe.

Wow! Geldeston locks :)

*remenices*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha
Craig Charles came to my home town in the scottish borders for some reason. He then went mad to the papers about the fact there was a golliwog parade, which has been cancelled now I believe.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# C90 AquaChrome
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# oo nice
TDK FTW
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Isn't it actually duct tape?
Although lovely pic.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# now that's what I always thought, until I saw some in Ryman's whilst shopping, and it WAS duck tape...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I stand corrected.
You learn something new every day...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I don't. I tend to forget something everyday
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# It is duct tape
or gaffer tape. Duck is a brand.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# gaffa or gaffer?
I had the idea that it was named after the film crew member, who would always have it handy for its incredible ability to bodge repairs behind the scenes as a moment's notice...

What an etymological thread this is.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I've always said gaffa
but it is gaffer tape as in the stuff the gaffer uses in film sets to tape down the cables. No self respecting mobile DJ of the 80's would be without it ;)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I PISS ON YOU
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# both
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Etymology

/b3ta educational mindpiss services
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I PISS ON YOU
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# *lathers*
ooo...musky
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It is, yeah. But Wikipedia mentions it, so I'm vindicated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

And Wikipedia never lies, does it? That's right, NEVER.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have neither seen it used on ducts nor ducks
but I know which I would prefer if my occurals* were given the option.

*oops.. shit spelling leads to unintentional racism; oculars
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Great Pic!
TDK SA90s FTW!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Noice!
I like the duck-like colours
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm glad someone appreciates the amount of staring at naked mallards I had to endure making this graphic a reality.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# nice
very nice and clean
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# pffh in my day we had wax tubes!!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You should have cleaned your ears more often, then
sorry.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Nice.
Very nice!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bindun?
If it has I can't find it and I can't think of any sane (or otherwise) reason why not...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# did morph die? :(

broken hearted I'll betcha
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Accident on Heartbeat set
Somebody left the heating on. It wasn't a pretty sight.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Not worth its own thread. Not famous, but a caricature all the same...

...and a cheeky pea to boot!

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# this is brilltastic amazing
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# This.
With 8 billion spangly knobs on.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Smashing
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I envy your water colour skills
just as much as I did the first time I saw this.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# superb!
Greengrass? :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Nicely
Not sure if many other people will recognise this portrait of my dad though?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# O hai popular source pic


Woo.

Also - have this Q&D that I was going to post in JPG's thread down below, but I got collared by some w*rk and now the thread's halfway down the board.

(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# popular source pic?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# excellent riposte, that man
:)
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Popular force pic
surely?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# If you melt morph down now...
...he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I find your lack of plasticine disturbing
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's no plasticine...?
Nope, sorry, doesn't work. Never mind.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# subtle shuttle ;)
That took me forever and a day to spot!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ...../
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Take two cunts into the shower?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Only if you're a kangaroo
*QIs*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# psst
it said they have three... one they have no idea what the use is for.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# it's a spare for when Thatcher dies
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
As recommended by Phillip Schofield too!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!


(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ha,
yes indeed
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

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