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# One ticket please


It's strange, when I was young I never had a desire to go sledging in a field with barbed wire at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Yes sledging is officially dangerous now
either that or kids are getting dumber.

*clickywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hah
I must confess to not ever having that desire either, it's generally the first thing you check or are mindful of; where your ride will end

to bad some one died :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# haha
Love this film
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Pfft!
You bad bad person you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha christ.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# er...
www.b3ta.com/board/9163624
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# swoooooooosh. . . .ace:D
sad story though:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I didn't want to be disrespectful.
But i found myself seeing how stupid you have to be to die sledging.

I like how she used a car roof to sledge on, where did she get that?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Just a guess
But I'd say from a car
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# We aat the Daily Star want to ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Sorry I'm late
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# haven't I seen this already?
I'm confused and scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I'm perplexed and petrified.
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# You prolly saw this'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hahahah win
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# toot toot........would sir like prawns with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Great . . . I just so happen to have my chopstick handy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# No reposts in new threads.
www.b3ta.com/board/9162074

Kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# sorry
:(
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# if you hadn't got any replies this time
would you have posted it tomorrow at 5pm? :P
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Pffft, I'm the least bothered ever.
I like the pic and it wasn't really seen last time. Also it's really slow today.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# this thread can still be saved
there is still one last chance

edit: I just realised, that'll only work on gayshift

thread is doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# how
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# by a contest of "die you dick!"
it's the only logical solution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This must be a...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Have a Pearoast on me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# nice!
(MP3J part2, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Muhahahah
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# you mischievous git!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# but could you charge anyone for a crime, and if so who?
i started a heated debate about this in the pub once
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# those were the days
spacefish you dullard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hmmm
Iggy pop for the most annoying advert currently on tv.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# i've not seen it
but i'm disgusted anyway
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh, Counter Strike terrorist
what japes will you get up to next?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# lol!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Evil!

God has been bad. He caused a thunderstorm and my house was hit by lightning and most of the electricity is gone.
Thankfully I have 2 separate distribution boxes and one was unaffected so I have some electicity.
I have a choice, all the food goes off in my fridge and freezer (it's fecking hot here) or I use the extension cord for interwebs.
The latter won of course :)
/blog

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Noooo!!!
Warm beer!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# now you just need to eat all the food in the fridge before it goes bad
ALL of it. we're in an economic crisis, don't waste
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# New zombie vector from my new and improved* blog!

CFB (B=Blog)

*I've changed to a different free wordpress theme. Oh yes, these are exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Very very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# CAT GOD DEMANDS: CAT FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I LOVE CAT GOD
*hands pick up tin opener, brain unaware*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# For some reason,
I read that to the tune of Lucy in the sky with diamonds....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:19, archived)
# perhaps the beatles were channeling CAT GOD
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# CAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# How was Nick 2: The Drunkening?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# What a lully picture to come back to, *gives catfood* *praises*
Good long ningles anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I can has cat blowjob?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# you furry
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# It's worth it for the look of melancholy on their tiny faces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# "oh, not this again."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# is not sqrl
are you some sort of pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# NOMNOM?


?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# blurry mess is not food!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# CUSS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# My dinner yesterday was fucking pixelated.
I think I cut my gums.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Try using bait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# haha-patience is a virtue. . . . .any minute now. . .SPLAT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# HOW AGREEABLE.
CAT SITTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# sit like a cat
but not on a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# What if I say like a cat on a cat? Cats sit on cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# sure man
but that'd be catstacking, which is a crime
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# What about cat Jenga?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# COME AND GET IIIIIITTTT!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# HURRRRRGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You can have this mouse but you have to make him corpreal
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# non-corporeal mice are perfect for cat gods
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I think I might like this too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The 11th incarnation of Vishnu has arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Brian Blessed + Japanese people injuring themselves on Virgin1!
Hooray
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Actually no its just boring Japanese people.
Silly programme, you are not Takeshi's Castle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I love this :D
And it reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Tea! :D
*slurrrrp*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# *gives cat food to CatDog*
*realises error*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# 'Flick your cigarette, then kiss me...'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That looks nothing like the Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Coo Coo At Choo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Its a man!
With a plan
To smoke or something...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I like the shadow puppet to the right of the hand . . .
Flick my Bic and light my fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# yes! the gremlin balancing a tornado on its nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# be afraid. . . .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha
that's actually so bad it reminds me of something

*searches*

edit:

YAY!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Nope...............didn't see a damn THING!!!!!
(Sorry)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha--first a lolchair
then it gets even better
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahah that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# The . . . Boogieman . . . does exsist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Fear the bogeyman!
Snot horror.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# S M O K I N !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Flippin' Smokin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Tried to show up the creepy gremlin face but somehow made it look like a typical H&M t-shirt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# nice shadows on this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hey! Franz Ferdinand reference!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Hellz yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Warning: Smoking may make you appear cool.
HEY, JERK. NICE PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# HEY DICK
THANKS. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# YAY, YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# HOORAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'm going to ban you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:54, archived)
# CURRENTLY IGNORING: TTSSATTSR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# dear mel--i'd like to do a little dance on b3ta--can you fix -it-for-me. . .. .cheers jimmy
there you go jim
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# anyone wanna pay left4dead?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# \o/
Edit: We should make a b3ta steam group.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# deffo
do you know how to do that?
cos i dont
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Not yet, but I'll soon find out how :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hang on i think ive got it
edit: b3ta is taken... are you setting one up?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I've just done b3taboard
steamcommunity.com/groups/b3taboard
Join up all who have steam :D

I'm off for a game now, bai guys!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# cool im in
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hmm there is already a b3ta group it seems
erm, what are they actually for / how do you use them?
(gtfomh, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Sort of like an automatic friend-list.
You'll be able to see when other b3tards are playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# oh right cool
I was thinking I'd have to navigate to that awkward group page every time using the clunky steam browser type thing, but I just checked and everyone comes up in the friends list. Pretty neat.
(gtfomh, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Basically
They're usually for clans and the like I think, it's good for "scheduling" team games and stuff. It's pretty straight-forward as far as I can see, you join, post announcements or events to ask people along to join a game or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *sneaks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# shouldn't we be telling them to join 5punk or something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# i couldnt remember its name!!
fool me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I'm doing that all the time
just by being awesome.

edit: Besides, I can't think of a better way than to be a visible b3tard gamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hit people over the head with a massive JOIN 5PUNK sign
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# we gonna play then?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ooo
I'm in too :o)
(Tyrion, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# This is beautiful gravy
To dip my bread in
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
oohhoohhoohhoohhoohhoooohh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Every one was kung fu fighting.
ha hoo ha,
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# he is a snazzy man
look at him snazz.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahah sorry too busy to dance I'm the mayor

Ooh who's that handsome fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Do not disturbed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# LOLOLOL
love it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# He's The Dancin' Queen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# now then.. now then
go jimmy boy!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I am a shit. Clean me up.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha poo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Yours, to be specific.
Nobody likes your poo
It tastes shit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I did leave a stinker when I woke up
That was fresh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# FRESH
*attatches furry dice*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# PICS
..on second thought:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# sadpooped
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] he's a very norty boy!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# that cheeky Osama...
where will he turn up next?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ear to ear
my grin that is...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Another
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Well hello there Mrs Vagabond!
Woo sir! As ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Nice effect :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I should do portaity things again
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# NOOOO!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ha, I love the inquisitive look on the dancer behind her.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Britney has very bewitching armpits
or so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# they're just a bunch of krang wannabes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^That^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I think I'll have a stab at this meself.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# That massively unpleasant, why have you done that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# haha-i don't know which is scarier....
top face or bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# parp!
...actually it's cleavage, so it's SFW


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# very tempted to say the "W" word . . . .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
I would say it if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# susan sarandon innit,bitch
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *Expects BLAAAARB*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# any good?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# haha
perfect for lip-reading. . . that eye looks so worried too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Start the reactor!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# quick and dirty, as that's all it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# uncunny!
the amy and i were singing a variation this morning

steak of meat
steak meat nom
aah! beef good
*squeaky voice*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# "steak meat nom"
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# The lady in red is dancing with meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hello,
is it meat you're looking for?

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha. . .gas mark 6. . .
. . . .HIM:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# .
Photobucket


Prawn of the Dead


.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# FUCK! PRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# no, no ,no, don't fuck them, eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# flick em
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You have to pick em, lick em and roll em first
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# and the prawns too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# This is terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Wah! Fear!
Top stuff, but a tad on the large side. 50-100k is generally the range for still images.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# corrected the size
.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# wonderful :)
shouldn't it be Prawns
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# WOW
Not as good as Vinnie the shitmonster though
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# how do you do these?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ^this
it looks like proper airbrushing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It is done with photoshop
first I do a cartoon sketch on tracing paper to get the energy and bending the lines and such. Not that tight, just to get the feel. Then I scan that in. Then i search out photos that I can use for texture, and i cut and bend them to fit the cartoon. That is really the key, bending the photo into your sketch. Like the shitmonster piece was cow manure that i got looking pretty fresh, I am on a mac using a wacom tablet for airbrushing. I guess i sort of invented this technique of illustration because i have not seen anyone else do it before, it is a whole lot easier than it looks, and it is super fast for results. Here is my favorite stock photo link, they have a ton of high res pics www.photolibrary.com/index.html?event=updateRegion&kc=1&tid=18

thanks for listening


oh, and the way to get the nice fade from pink fresh prawn to the stinky rotten prawn, is just make two layers, one pink and one gray, then erase the top one to reveal in places, works great. The grass and the tombstones are just cut off of photos, makes for quick work. And for the hands i photographed my own hands, which was perfect because my hands always look like that.


I only wish i had put less lightning and more of the fumes of horrific odor coming off them.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# LOLPRAWNS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha-excellent stuff
dynamic dees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhh
*hides spicy brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# my word!
that's art that is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'll get the extra big barby.
My word, that is rather special. Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# This is great ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7866938.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Arf
*shakes fist* CHINAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# "ghengis KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# good point
who's gonna make our flags when china folds?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I hope yopu realise
the flag IS upside down, so perhaps you should have written 'this way up', upside down and on the bottom
(lordy lordy, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# It's a compo entry...
"petty terrorism". They've sabotaged the flag by suggesting it should be displayed upside-down. IT IS FROM THIS CONCEIT THAT THE HUMOUR IS DERIVED.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I should have known
You knew, and I promises that I will look at your links before I make a fool of myself.
(lordy lordy, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# holy crap
I thought the flag was completely symmetrical. *checks the small souvenir flag on the wall*
(Nissun, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# This should help decode your
upsy downsy flag orientation woes

www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/geography/unionjack7.html
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I'll teach him to make me apologise


(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I was listening to this audio-only old fashioned thing last night, called a radio
And a woman phoned up to say Jeremy Clarkson should be, and I quote, "put away forever"

It scares me that I share a country with people like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# unfortunately this country has mongs who are overcome with their own hubris
personally, I'd put them away forever

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# cheeky pea
Click for bigger (126 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I think that Australia would rally to his defense
As they have had Top Gear for many years and then started their own version that is legendarily shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I blame Russel Brand and Johnathan Ross
It's all Big Brothers fault for making people think they can influence TV using their telephone.

OH and asylum seekers

/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
well, at least there's hope for the mirror it seems :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# tabloid journalist in 'sense of irony' shocker
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I for one am shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# pffft
What ever happened to freedom of speech. Thought it was pretty fundmental.

Although I dont really like Johnathan Ross and will happily pay my TV Licence fee (instead of begrudgingly) if they executed him at 9 on Friday night on bbc 1
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I bet there are Daily Mail journalists whose job description is "Auntiepathy"
They just watch BBC all day combing through programming for something to object to with profound vitriol. Just because one of the tweenies wanked into Basil Brush's eye while spewing racist sweet nothings in the middle of the afternoon on CBeebies, it doesn't mean we should cancel the license fee. Cuh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# it scares me that I share a country with Jeremy Clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you not in the JEREMY CLARKSON SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER LOLS Facebook group then?
I think that's how democracy works nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah!
How DARE he be allowed to make a joke about something.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I couldn't give a monkeys what he thinks of the PM and whether its a joke or not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# That'll really fork him up
Like wot he did to the economy, society and reputation of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# to think, people used to only hate us
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# What a knob-end
If I didn't enjoy Top Gear so much I'd probably stop watching it from a sense of moral outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Oh for forks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# if someone hit gorden brown hard enough on the back of his head, would his glass eye pop out?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# nah, just a small embarrased lizard from the lizard planet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# This demands an experiment
someone hit him on the back of the head, or make him sneeze violently
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
The dangers of sticking Viagra up your arse, SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ha ha.
Actual coffee meets monitor and keyboard there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I'm much nicer on this board.
b3ta.com/talk/5910623
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I don't go there anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# yes
but before that day he had
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Are you saying you want to donkey punch the PM?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# to be honest, how many right would want to harm him in many wonderful ways
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Something for the Newsletter's "star in next week's issue", perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I honestly don't think that comment would have been taken so seriously
if it were not for all that Ross/Brand stuff.
1. One eye. Check.
2. Scottish. Check.
3. Idiot. Matter of opinion. No, Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Arf
Edit: Happy Birthday as well. It's also my ex girlfriend's birthday today and reading this fact made me remember, you heartless fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ooo! A Rob-ot!
Nyeh-heh-heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# don't be sorry
that's what i'm here for...

barbed wire braces...too much?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
*Awaits tabloid fury*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
#
A book for you all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# God dammit!
it's out of shitting stock!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Would
--------------
Whouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It is time too...


Click for bigger (274 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Ah, I'm really sorry for posting just after you.
:(

EDIT: Woo to your pic Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Totally no need to apologize at all in anyway.
Tis tinternet, this stuff happens, mind you if it had been a bus I would have stabbed you all up in the face.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Fight!
Fight your robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Well there is ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS
/Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# with a salsa dance off?
on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# This is good.
Robots nowadays don't have enough nuts, bolts and chimneys.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Woo Yay and Houpla


This rocks!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ace, steam robot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# nice work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7866938.stm
(gtfomh, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# This makes no sense to me whatsoever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Vienna!
What? Shut up you fucking idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Oh fuck off!
What do I care? I bloody well cut my own hair today in a fit of lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Not no more you square!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I have messed up on a job applications
I applied for the job of "Administrations Administrator"

bum-arse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Arf!
That sounds like fun! I applied for a job as income officer on Thursday. When I get the job, I shall officiate over me having a massive income! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yes.. only that's not the title of the job
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# sounds like a nu-labour job to me
what does it involve?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# funnilly enough, I@m applying for a nu labour job also
well, I did a few days earlier

I'll most likely get fucked off of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# you should practice your fellatio technique
then it's in the bag
(not implying that nu-labour are cocksuckers in any way shape or form)

(oh hang on, yes i am)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I feel out of balance I should apply to the conservatives too
the woman at the dole will actually find that funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I have to admit I'm rissing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I often make the boys rise!
LOLZORDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha That looks like a Samurai Pizza Cat!
Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# It's a fucking zord you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I an mot an aquatic bird
and I was referting to the whole zord/eye ensamble.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# WEIRDOOOOOOOOOOOO!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Damn!
How'd you find out my real middle name?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Upside-down flag! Obviously work of terrierists
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5htt2kXK3NHMntjQN7uItHpuiZ5-Q
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7866938.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I *thought* about dunning it...
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# nah, not really
sorry :)
(gtfomh, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# imagine the bollocks
if they had done this:

but never mind, it's only OUR flag they've shown upside down
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# not as bad as the last chinese flag messup
when the navy flew the taiwanese flag in error

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ahaha
was the navy's sat-nav messed up?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# nah, they were probably just rummed up innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MEDIOCRE BASTARD ;)

see also

happy birthday also to Dr When (if he's about)
and have a good time all who are bashing tonight, i cannae be there as i have a "real-world" birthday party i have to attend :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Yay :D
I have already wished him one, so he can balls off if he thinks he is getting another one.

But a very happy birthday to Agamemnon if he is here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ^This muchly
I'd've liked to have met up with hedgey as he's in town but I'm working.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Happy birthday to both.
I'm not going now. :(
The weathermen say the snow will come again.
So Tommorow's plans are now todays.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Snow is effecting your masterbatory plans?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Erm.yeah!
Cos it's wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You could always shag a snowmans carrot cavity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# boo
seems to be a top night planned - damn real world getting in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yep.
I was on the brink of booking a hotel too
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# so moved am I by this image, that I have decided to give leghorse a theme tune
leghorsetheme.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# now that's a proper theme
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# yup!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# FUCKIN ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Real world birthday?
So have I but completely by chance it is also in the Actress and Bishop. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Had to get this one out of my system.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
I was confused for a minute there, as I though it said Lightning technician....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Is that who Batman was shouting at?





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# That's right bud, some guy called HURLBUTT!!!
(I kid you NOT)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Gronkpan went out for a meal with a lady called Helga Hamburger.
She was lovely but Gronkpan doesn't think she was too interested.

Thus concludes the story of Gronkpans dinner with Helga Hamburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# He probably wouldn't even remember if her name wasn't Helga Hamburger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# we all know what a hamburger is
but what the fuck is a gronkpan?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It is like a hamburger,
but with legs and arms and is Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# thankies
*thinking of going vegan*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)

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