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meh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)

"I want to hold your glaaaaaans, I want to hold your glans"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

go ahead, I'm likely to enjoy it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

You can bet your life on it

edit: very nice post by the way

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

where abouts in germany are you? I'll see if I can con my way into a conference...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)

Jena

Just ask for Professor Broon

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)

pfffft.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

Love Love Me Mnnnnnngh!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

which embodies the reason the stones were better.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

Not really a massive fan of either of them to be honest with you.

I'd much rather listen to The Doors or Led Zep or The Beach Boys.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)

niether am i, just that the stones were better than the beatles, I like a few of the stones tracks

I think the only beatles track i like is let it be.

cream was probably my favourite band out of that time.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ginger Baker was barred from my local Catholic Club.

FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

did he prefer them older than choirboys?

(sorry)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

Always thought McCartney was a massive cock-spanker.

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

nah he does the amputees remember...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

great stuff sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

teh_stats:

total time spent drawing (including two goes at skullface) 20 minutes.

total time spent animating um about 15 it would seem.

two layers...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

Who's skullface?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

harrison.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)

Yeh, I can imagine he's not a good one to draw, as all the others have distinct features

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)

*clunk*!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)

*clunk* :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

aaaaargh

made using this nifty wee programme
www.heliumfrog.com/

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

oooh

'andy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

i'm afraid i can't allow you to do that, dave

woo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

Floor!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)

done

just waiting for my dad now
so we can unplumb the sink

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

Let me be the first to say

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! and also Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

Is Cthulhu Fhtagn

related to the bloke out of Steely Dan?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

No, you're thinking of Dagon Fagen.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

That sounds like something Muttley would say.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

hehe nice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)

needs more stilts :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

It runned faster on my pc..., already downgraded it as fuck.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

i would have never have guessed what that was

from the beginning of the gif

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

Nicely done!

& thanks for sharing.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

haha

yay

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DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

nicely

i may have to give that a whirl, ta

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

arrrhhhh the tenticle of dooooooooooooooooom!!

nicely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not the Blu-tak tenticle!

Thanks for sharing, I've been wanting a program like this for a while.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)

Start the Fanboys, please!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)

DTPLOLS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)

i haven't used quark for 10 years

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)

yet another example of what a wise chap you are, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

mainly cos my hooky version stopped working a few OS's ago

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)

Well, there is that. ;-)

Trying to install Passport was three hours of my life I'll never get back.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

InDesign FTW :)

SUCH a good bit of software.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

RIS?

I think I'm too young to get this.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

Quark used to be DTP market leader

but it got lazy and Adobe took it's place

But they still trying desperatly (embarassingly) to get people to go back

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)

Ah.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

Cheers for de-ris.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

DTPLOLS

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

i don't know what quark is

i'm guessing it's a soya based duck meat substitute though

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)

got it in one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)

exactly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)

nah, it's a type of cream cheese

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)

Kwark Punt FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)

I noes me quark :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

A man of your calibre (!) I would expect no less.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

Never mind the quality, feel the calibre ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

Good, you got the smutty undertone to that...

;-)

Edit: Undertone? Who am I kidding?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

Look who you're talking to :D

I have double-entendre tourettes

edit: ~~tone~~ pants

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

I thought it was the sound a posh duck made!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

hehehehe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

They should be sued for

use of the word 'Xpress' under the trades descriptions act.

Useless bloody software.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

Luckily for them,

XPress isn't a real word ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's a good thing you're here to point that out.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

Any time my friend ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

*contractually obliges*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

Thank Goodness for Quark

We can't Print correctly from InDesign

although it IS jolly good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

Cheer up, might never happen...

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..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

yay!

the missus bought me smiley face socks yesterday so I can make them into a Watchmen sockmonkey, or a Watchmonkey, if you will

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

coooooooooool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

I've been looking for some for ages

but the problem with sockmonkeys is that you have to invert the sock, so most smily faces would be upside down. Bless her, she's found a pair with smilies both ways up on them :) (:

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)

Haha!

Bit of red fuzzy felt and you're sorted eh?

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..wil, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)

I need to keep this image to hand

I'll need it at least once an hour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

yay!!!

also,
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075
sign up and dump your Henry pics here

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha looking good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)

haha

you took the plunge, i didn't put the titles on your pic's mostly because i'm a lazy git.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

Not yet....

Oddly, it lets me view it without me having to be a member

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

Hehe

Woo sir!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)

been a bit busy recently - have a b3tan

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yay teh Rev!

Ver' nice sir!

*waves*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

hello sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

Hello me darling!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

you´re fucked up

but i like you

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)

Oh God, what have you done to me

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zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)

mwahahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)

7 Shape ... "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober."

7-Shape Vector Winston Churchill
_{(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)}
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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7-Shapes Art: See Them All hi-res
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

yay

ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)

hahaha

:) where is DTH these days :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)

My fave quote of his

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)

Ace!

as are all of these!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

old age

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahaha WHAT?!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

This seemed funnier in my head so I'll leave it here

but I still had to do it.

TOAP etc..... but it took me an hour to clean up the source to this shoddy standard.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

I think you did well

NOBODY needs to buy the DVDs to get good source material.

NOBODY.

edit: oh you fucker, now I have the theme tune in my head

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

What is this "buying" to which you refer?

:D

Edit: Mwuahahahha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)

It's like stealing but less hassle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

Gotta find it, get us a share

Gotta make bread out of nothing but air

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

*makes air biscuit*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

Is this Absolutely?

Or something else, like the Fast Show...

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)

I think it's 'Bread'

another 'hilarious' Liverpool based comedy by Carla Lane if memory serves.

In fact, if Carla lane hadn't written 'The Liver Birds' Liverpool would have had to use its original name of 'Itain'thalfhotmumerpool'
/Ta, Humph

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

^v-- thanks for the ris-cue

Ain't half hot mum is the only one of those I've seen.
/deprived childhood

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's Grandad from Bread

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

yey, Grandad!

the interwebs need more of him :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)

*blinks*

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zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahaaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

I am jealous of your facial hair growing skills

I could never achieve such greatness, I end up nibbling at it until it looks like I have facial mange

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)

cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)

Is there a picture of this legendary 'tache online?

I've heard so much about it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/mictoboy2006/3264356598/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

Good lord!

I take my hat off to you, sir.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

is that a perm?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

Well, it's almost a hayku, but could be a perm.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

He's not looking bad for 90

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)

You are Stewart Lee

aicmfp

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)

dammit

I'm not, but I certainly filched his joke

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

\o/

It's a good 'un

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha

caught

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha!

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xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

Daa-da-da-da-da-daa-daa-da-da-da ...

Click for de-RIS.
Sorry.

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xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hehehe

Like it

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

There's a place called Gotham near Nottingham

I seem to remember. Not a city though.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

There is!

Rather small, though.
That's what she always says.

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xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

Just a bit of randomness

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)

I always wanted it to be Womb Raider.

I'd raid her womb etc.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)

As would I

No doubt about that.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)

She raids wombs across the world already.

I believe she has a child of every colour.

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zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

I can sing a rainbow....

Sing a rainbow...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

What's all this Baa Baa Raiwnbow Sheep bollocks?

Heard about this?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

www.dictionary.com/browse/random

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

ORTMRIBAEDA

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

OMG UR RANDOM LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

So random it's predictable

LOLLERCAUST

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

ROFLMAOPLANES

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

really?

See You Next Tuesday.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

got, got, got, need, need, got, need...

prolly bindun?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)

Damn you!

It's not lunch yet!

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)

haha have a torte - oise

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)

COCK!

*lunges as monitor and licks it*

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)

yay

Id like a ferrari-rocher please, bit faster than this

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boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

We have the finest Brussel Sprouts

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

chocolate sprouts you say?

Id prefer this

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boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

Scotch eggs! From Scotch chickens....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)

Oh yesss

Orders twelvety stoch eggy chickums

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

Mmmmmm chocerlut

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

Someone did it with ridiculous panini flavours to collect.

Nicely nonetheless :)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)

Awesome! But, urgh, this is making me very hungry...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

Mmmmm

I have a panini in the fridge!
*stares*
they^ are surely just toasties though?

'nings

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

I had this exact same thought today

And was just about to open potatoshop

well done sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

those fucking things

there was always one sticker that nobody could get

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yes we can. Mkay

my Lame attempt at getting Obama to look like Mr Mackey.

(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)

Obama's fucking me right off.

He's the black Tony Blair. An awful lot of words coming out of his mouth, all very emotive, but nothing of any substance.

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

Oh I don't know..

He's shutting down Guantanamo, the CIA black camps are being shut down, he's actually LISTENING to other people, he's not a complete retard..

Compared to the previous incumbent, I'm more than satisfied! But you're right, we'll see

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

Needs more time.

Changes are afoot, the $838bn economic stimulus went through the senate yesterday, and he's already signed executive orders suspending Guantanamo, lifting bans on government funded stem cell research and made moves to placate the Middle East and Russia.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

Yeah, but he is a darkie!

/tongue in cheek blog....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)

How do, Sir.

New Scrubs is out on the interwebs.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

True, but he's been president for about 3 weeks

I'm willing to give him a bit longer before I pass judgment

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

They're all the same, let's face it..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

Bloody roads

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boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

Chappa-Cat's-Eye (Chappa'ai)

;)

woo btw

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

very nice

did someone say bandwagon?
www.b3ta.com/board/9174198

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)

bandwagon?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)

This

muchly.

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)

Eeeza nice...

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

Ole!

Whay are you walking like Mini-Me?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

Olé, old chap!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)

Is this some kind of Anglo-Spaniard hybrid crab?

Have you been tampering with nature again?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)

*stares at feet*

*shuffles about*

No, Sir ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

Gout!

Left knee, left foot, now right foot! On its way out now tho :D

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

eeee....

my brother and my mum have both had that.

Nasty... you have my sympathies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

Ta Joe

:D I hope they're ok now? Allupurinol is the answer!

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

Olé!

cfb

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)

Wicked Bitch of the West?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)

oooh would!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

That's very nicely done

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

hehehe

Got the day off work, as the site is completely flooded

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

Little extra cheese on the taco?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)

Price check on Vagi-clean, aisle five.

THAT'S VAGICLEAN, AISLE FIVE

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

Excellent work, that man...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

Guy's up to his old tricks again...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lo Figgy! Long time no see!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

Lo sushi

bin a while! Whoop! Whoop!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

So where have you been hiding?

No been doing that w*^k stuff have you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

Unfortunately.

Still snowed under (thankfully not literally any more), but had to pop back to post this - couldn't get it out of my head! Bah!

Was there a big b3ta snowfight last Monday that I missed? Or was it endless posts of snowcocks?

/can't be arsed to spazz back blog

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Goma!!!!!!! He'll fix that country up.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

Yes but

Would he know what he was talking about?

(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

yep, that's the one!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

hahah!

*click*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

...gettin' all Stargate on yer ass.

Khufu-size.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

Bloody rubbish.

Do another one, and this time put some effort into it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Nah, can't be arsed.

sod it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

Fair enough.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

needs more rain

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

Ohhhhh, that's fucking good.

*applauds tearfully*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

Tearfully?

We'll have none of that...

*offers tea and sympathy*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

Thanks

*wipes cock on antimacassar*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

get that chicken out of here!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

*rotates "Llama Surprise (TM)" carefully*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

Llama Surprise Wednesday!

Things are indeed looking up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

I see your Llamas, and raise you a lobster...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'll see youre lobsters and raise you skellingtons:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

my only riposte could be:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

In which case, Sir, I am obliged to challenge you thus:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

Gah! Have at ye!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

ha!

You win this round, I'm off for a ciggie.

*shakes Vagabond, the victor, firmly by the hand*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

It really whips the llamas arse!

*baa*

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

a much maligned piece of soft furnishing

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

Tearfully?

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

oh yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

Loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

i like his really unhealthy teeth

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

Now, I didn't see that before...

but it's ALL I can see now.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

That's his moustache, isn't it?

I thought his mouth was the angry rectangle.

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

Sounds like real trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

right... ok.

*backs away slowly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

someone's been at the hunter s thompson

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

yeah, but *he* was 'random' and 'out there'

quoting him is... not so much.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

i like that quote very much

thus i shared :)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

order up some gold shoes or we'll never get out of this mud alive

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arrangedletters, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

bril

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

Marvellous!

*Insta-Click* :D

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

Cheers, guv!

How's the foot today?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

Not too bad ta mate...

...How's you t'day? :D

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)

Starg^te FTW

Anyone else quite looking forward to the new series?

In other news, that procession of pyramids seems to be moving forwards with accompanying 'nom nom nom' noises.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

I liked the original series with MacGyver...then it went all Farscape

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

what with the Farscape guy being in it

and the Farscape woman.

I loved McGyver. I thought that man was the single most attractive male on the planet. For quite a very long time, actually.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

mmmmm Claudia Black corr lummy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

I tell you what

I probably would. And I don't usually go for... you know.... Australians.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

they tend to be a bit fiery...

too hot to handle ...

/coat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

You bad man!

*pokes with stick*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

all Farscape = Children's telly?

I'm just guessing...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

yea true

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

Soup-herb!

though I in no way endorse Stargate

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

you and me both...

you could edit the film down to about 6 minutes of quality, the rest - meh.

And all those TV series? Don't even get me started.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

i for one welcome our Euclidean overlords

what should i cook for dinner tonight?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

Nigel Slater's Spicy Pork Meatballs.

FUCKING LOVELY!

Edit: here you go - www.rhs.org.uk/growyourown/nigel_lettucerecipes.asp

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

i'll keep that recipe.

I had pork last night. any other ideas?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

Grilled Lamb Chops, with a nice greek salad?

Edit: That'd be my version of a greek salad -

Chopped cherry tomatoes, small chunks of cucumber, red onion, sliced black olives and crumbled feta cheese, bit of wine vinegar, and some olive oil - ground black pepper, and a little salt. Garnish with fresh chopped coriander.

*nom nom nom*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

march of the pyramids

awesome

I like Stargate

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

Thank 'ee

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

Cheers, Prodge

...and have you found out about your Travel Benefits yet?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

nope, I'll find out on monday when I start

but she said at the interview they get discounts :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

That works...

Frequent Flyer Miles, here you come!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

That is some damn excellent pyramiding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Most kind, sir

All well with your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

yup, just very busy at work :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)

Chocolate Stargate?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

~~gate~~ fish

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

get off my ass

thank you

ive just finished Ian Shaws Oxford History of Egypt and there is no mention of Stargate. Should I get my money back?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

Money Back?

You should sue!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

What a marvellous first thing to see after gettting here,

A veritable smorgasbord of clicks for you, fine Sir.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

A veritable smorgasbord?

*nom nom nom*

You're very kind, thank you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

Wow, that's the best thing I've ever seen

*desktops*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

*is honoured*

Cheers, Barbs!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

One word: Brilliant.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

Thank You!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

that's a bit good that is

i am going to click that i am

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

and for that, I thank you, my fine time-sprouty-fellow

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Iz niiiiice

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)

Quick, dirty and more than likely bindun...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

dunno, s'okay and yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

how stupid

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

fraid so, but not by me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

*applauds from the dress-circle*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

hehehe...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

Repost time? I was made for loving that!

(

xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

this is beautiful

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

TJ Sorry: Does anyone have that pic of the freaky dancing woman?

The one with the demented expression looking like she's trying to kick a field goal?? Please thank you please.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&ei=ZauSSYbdC9eA-gbwtY2LCw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=mosh+girl&spell=1

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

Haha Mosh Girl!

Thanks Barb :)

Oh, her own site! I had no idea.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

sorry

Meh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Would have been better

like this

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Bangalore Royally Challenged at Random Thoughts of a Demented Mind

hmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

I like this

but I'm a little afraid to say so.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

go on - be bold

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

go on - be daz

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

go on - be ecover

actually don't, it's shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

our dishwasher has an 'ecology' mode

it means we have to wash the dishes again by hand afterwards.

THAT'S RIGHT - I HAVE A DISHWASHER! IT IS THE 90s FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

^this, very much

I only tried that setting once. Then I ran the whole lot again in 'fuck the planet, I want clean dishes' mode.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

I've no idea how to use our dishwsher

The CLEANER takes care of that.
Oh yes!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

heheh - our eco wash cycle takes about 2 hours

we set the timer so it comes on at 2 am when electricity is cheaper

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

you have economy 7?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

that's when I time the lights and the telly to come on

for the same reason

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

My wife won't put anything in the dishwasher

unless it's been rinsed clean under the tap first.

That's right. You might as well just wash up by hand.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

i think dishwashers are all evil

next door's keeps me awake at night.

ffs just how long does it take to wash stuff up by hand, without fail if ever i visit someone with a dishwasher i have to get a mug out of the sodding thing and wash it up before i can have a cuppa.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

you have to have enough cutlery and crockery so that you can fill the thing up

but then after it has washed them you do not have enough space to put everything away

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

ha ha ha this^

Thought it was just me.

I love b3ta. makes me realise there are other sad loons out there.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

O_O

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

hehehe!

i truly can't see the point of them at all in the average household, i don't recall ever spending more than 10-15 mins ever doing the washing up, using water that's already been heated, and no additional electricity, eco wash? don't make me laugh.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Go on - be Asda's own brand washing capsules

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

Go Dasher....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Go Dancer

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

Go Dancer...

edit: reindeer piss

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

I piss on your mind

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

Go go dancers!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

Private Dancers?

(

Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

Dancers for money?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

Chicks for free

(

Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)

This is good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Now this is good!

I would respond to you if I didnt have you on ignore ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

now that is rather awesome!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

that's more like it

ace stuff

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

Cool!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

eep!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

thats tip top

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

now that's more like it - nice one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

This is stunning!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

wow that's awesome!

do you have bigger?

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

Here again full res!

Click for bigger (154 kb)

(Fly Projector, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)

Crank 2 is coming up, ...

RIS: www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/02/10/crank-2-high-volt-poster.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

Danger! Danger!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Apparently I was being an 'iresponsible father'

when I got the kids to try licking 9v batteries

THEY TASTE FIZZY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

it's like a Tesco value Soda Stream

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

*shocks*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

we got the dog to sniff one of those

now he runs away when you wave batteries near him.

It's funny messing with dogs' and kids' heads.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

That'll be the acid leaking out...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

I made them gargle with bleach afterwards for fucks sake

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

haha!

I have to say though, sticking a 9 volt battery on your tongue is always a good trick

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

If you think that's good you should try a car battery

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

that's only an extra 3 volts

would it be very much more dangerous?

/doesn't understand science blog

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

as you say - just 3 more volts

In fact you can start a car with just a 9v battery and 2 AAs linked together

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

I wish I'd known that the other week when mine died

If the neighbour hadn't been around to give me a jump (matron) I'd still be sitting there now.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

well next time you see someone with car trouble

brandish some houshold batteries at them

They'll be amazed!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

You'd need a 12 inch tongue though

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

if anyone has a 12 inch tongue

would they please report to me for interview?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

....I got better!

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

In Newsagents now...

(

Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Ning Ninj!

True dat about set squares!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Ningles Sushi!

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

How obtuse.

Morning Ninj!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

I was thinking quite the opposite...

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

I took an adjacent position

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ningles Moley!

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

Hook, line, sinker and copy of Angling Times, sir

Woo!

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Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

he looks like a fuckload of laughs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hahahahaahhaha!

'lo ninj

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Halo Shtevie!

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Ninj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

This is utterly ace.

Needs more obtuse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans

who's the bloke and that better be differential geometry on the blackboard.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

GET A LIFE KEBAB! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

^What she said^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

NO!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

hehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

heheh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

Reow

Issue two will feature a centerfold no doubt

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

NINJ!

haha I'm liking this at an acute angle of 45.3 Degrees

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hahaha

Nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

SPANG!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

Loving the mathslols

Is it one pea too many to put this in again?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9174006

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

i wish to subscribe to your magazine

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

you said protractor

giggles and clicks

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)

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