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Click for unris

edit: I've just noticed my awful cloning i thought it was fine sorry D:

edit edit: fixed this is just a big post full of fail forgive me i've been away.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *clicks*
*risses*
*repeats*

I've had a sudden craving for fish fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# starvin marvin and the vulture have been removed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Kevin Carter then?
(icassu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# No
Motorcycle Emptiness
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ye
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Not the Cosmic Gift then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# no. And down with seafood.
i now want lovely greasy deep fried battered chicken
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# So sad
you live in one of the countries with the best seafood in the world and you can't enjoy it.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I don't like it, never really have done
I can eat it just don't like it. christ i could go for some chips and a kebab right now :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# cannibal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hell yeaaaaaaah. how do you think I got the name?
Actually I was standing at the lights waiting to cross george street at railway square when I thought of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I don't remember Central Station looking like a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# If you're really hungry it does
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# if i'm right its the starving kid and the vulture
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ^this
D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Alternative de-ris
here
(icassu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# aaaaw
Is it a magical tale of a boy and his faithful pet birdie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# yep
Who carries him into the sunset and drops him off at the golden arches.
(icassu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it's a girl I belive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm not any good about determining the gender of birds
So I'll take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Not TheCosmicGift.com anti-leeching image!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# your deris epic fails.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It induces more ris, infact.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Click for unris is broken.
But I didn't need it coz im a geniouss
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that's
missing a vulture and an emaciated toddler, right?

edit: as had been noted already, duh!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hope this works.
www.arab2.com/picture-worth-thousand-words/images/vulture-child.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yep...
plus added sobering fakts.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# didn't realise carter offed himself afterwards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah...
as immortalised by the Manic Street Preachers in song. I think his time in 'Nam had something to do with it, too, poor fucker...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oooff!
Also - another one from Bobsworth's latest pile of win. So worth a play if you've got sunday idleness on your hands.

tubedubber.com/#lzMpH9jjo4w:eG2_kpSYxXI:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Damn .. we've come up 10 feet short of the Pulitzer line


1st attempt (and I'm rubbish) please be gentle
(Tup, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# It seems somewhat inadequate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# nyomy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Inadequate? they seem quite long for CDC ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Organically grown too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# It's nice to do your bit for the environment
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Yes
Ther's nothing like planting my seed in the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# inadequoits
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# If it is any consolation
a guest did see me making that. It was okay though as I just explained it was a willy hamper and continued what I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha wow... there's a story they'll take home with them.
incidentally, how does one go about making .gifs from little bits of films?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# pullies and bits of string.
you can use various softwares to extract a selected part into a gif.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i think i've used image ready to do it before but my memory isn't anywhere near large enough to let me do it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# and the computer's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# bout a gig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :S got anyway of fiddling hdd space as ram?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# not as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you find a program that will open the film file as layers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Well....what can I say, but...
That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# gosh!
who's the lucky lady?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Letum:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
/hides face behind fan and flutters eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Get a room, you two!
Ghostie's got loads, after all...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# yeah yeah
we know you're in reality a room salesman and you're just trying to boost your trade!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Rumbled! I work for the British
Room Promotion Board. Buy more rooms!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Nooo!
I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# SUNDAY?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# the snowman is dead, everybody's dead dave
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# awww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Aliens shot him with a disintegration ray gun
It is your destiny, child, to study hard, train in the ways of the warrior, become a Space Marine and avenge your friend's death.
Even if it means the deaths of many millions of actual, real lifeforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# if only battlemechs were real i would join the army in a heartbeat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# snowman in melting shocker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# surely one stable equalibrium is a tad dull?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# He was shot while running from the police
Oh, he was Brazilian wasn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
#
was had a
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Needs more yellow snow
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# as i was taking the photo
the dog was pissing just out of shot
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# The little kid pissed on the poor snowman to make him melt
I blame immigrants

/Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Who loved you with his frozen love, his econd-hand physique
With all he is and all he was, a thousand kisses deep
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# aw...
he's just dirty slush with bits in...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# confined to bed for the day and my tablet is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
He's doing it with his knob!

EDIT: Fukkin hell!

Ghostbusters is 25 years old this year.

*waits for boxset*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I saw Ghostbusters on telly the other day
Marvellous, but loses something when watching it in German
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
It on teh telly atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I saw Ray Parker Jr. on telly the other day
Doing that stupid advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# KREUZEN SIE NICHT DIE STRÖME!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# next time i climax, that's what i'm shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# One day
you might be lucky enough to have someone hear you do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Video or we won't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i'll broach it with the missus but she'll probably say no.
and drbroon will probably just correct my pronunciation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha but what happened to your tablet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i broke one of the electromagnets
i don't have a soldering iron to rewire the eraser ends magnet so i'm trying to glue the iron back together. unfortunately i'm at my girlfriends and the tablet and pen are not only broke but in another house so i can't test it to see if my fix worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# If you don't have an iron
try using a heated tine on a fork and how many how many girlfriends do you have and why do you keep them all in one house?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# unfortunately i don't actually know how to solder either though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ner ner ner neeeeeerrrrrr
I can solder perfectly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's nothing
I can solder circuit boards:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I CAN MAKE FUCKING STEAMENGINES SO THERE


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# bwhahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's a third!
That's officially your catchphrase:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# meh
I can make sound rigs good enough to service 50,000 people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I can make lurvve for hours
edit: oops, wrong reply, but the sentiment is still there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I can make a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# in your pants?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# wait a minute.
waaaaait a minute



yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# why do you want pics of me in my pants?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The fact that you keep asking me would suggest an interest in your part
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yeah I didn't think you replied last time
though I can't actually remember.

but if you have a decent reason i might consider it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Science
I'm basing my conclusions on the results of my sig. To date only 1 person has mentioned it and he's done it twice. Noone has sent.

*hmm strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# fixed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes. Doing a plasma implant
/fooks sake. So many reply buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# aha... In that case, I can kiss, and kiss well!
it amazes me how many people can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# even i can manage that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Go on then
/bends over
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh yes, this as well, also your observation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# its the sort of thing i don't think people should be allowed to leave school without knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The first time I snogged a girl she just opened her mouth wide and waited
It was like snogging a wide-bore exhaust pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# in my experience, men tend to better kissers than women.
it may be the certain class of men I've kissed but I find girls to be a bit messier. more lip smacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Well, I can only concur :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# so long as they leave without knowing childbirth, that sounds fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i can service 50000 people for hours
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# thats pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I have cooler. but i haven't bothered to photograph.
the whole train spotting thing was misleading.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# cool. me and my dad put a mamod together a few years back. steamengines are beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# always fun, but that started as lumps of unmachined gunmetal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you and my dad would get along.
he was an artificer in the navy way back when on frigates like this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Phoebe_(F42). his hobby used to be machining little steam engines from left over brass
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i don't really have the time to do it any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I can solder inside microchips.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I can plasma implant stuff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Neerrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# are we going to have a pissing contest here?
i can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with only my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# so can I!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ok... i can cook!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# yup i can eat as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So
I can tie my willy in a knot with it only in my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Maybe your willy had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That makes my willy hamper seem somewhat inadequate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Results!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
/rectangle cock blog

*looks for comparative hamper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# They exist
I seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# but be sure to make a handle for the fork out of gaffa tape
so you don't burn yourself. or use a fork with a pre existing insulating handle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# He should have gone in to catering
Bread, fish, wine:
Jesus Serves.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# JESUS SAVES!!
the rest take damage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# As that would be Jesus Riverghost the footballer again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# did you mean to post that in the other thread?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ....
...
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well if you are going to select a catchphrase you could do worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha!
image53.webshots.com/653/9/22/32/2871922320089123123gvfReS_ph.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/404
ed: no...wait...403. Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# four oh three forbidden
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# thats weird i can see it
oh well, its just jesus playing tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Just?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# AMAZING!
Moin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# moin moin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Grail, ball, ball, grail
Just like that! Ah ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He will regret it when he sees the price of new tires
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ooo wow!
That's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Fuck that's good
you talented barsteward.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# For some reason I read that barste-ward
and thought it sounded like a kind of German sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# you have the wurst eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *face plants on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *faces away form plants on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
FLAWLESS VICTORY
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I thaught that
Mr Bock's the wurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Admit it, you're just HappyToast
with 'Greyscale' switched on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Pfft!
And a dimension removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# with less willies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# How many does he have?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# an entire draw full of them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequat
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ^this
woosome anim
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I'm happytoast
with good and hummus turned off :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I'm Happytoast and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'm Happytoast
when I go in to bars
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Fantabulously woosome.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I really love your animations, do you mind if i add you as a friend so i don't miss them?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Not at all.
I added you yonks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# sexy anim tiem!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i've written a book, mostly fiction

(cfb 205kb)
do you think it will be well recieved by the critics?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# what ever you do don't publish this. some people just don't understand sarcasm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# bugger
i thought it was satire...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# see! people don't understand it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# FUCK OFF KEBAB
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF SARCASM!
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that was pointed out when I first posted this:


Click for bigger (104 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# If you're ever looking for an alternative username, Clansoul,
there it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# What?
Click for bigger (104 kb)?

'ningles teh yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# surely not, couple of bytes at most...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Nice use of the Games Workshop book
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha nice idea
but no
metajungle.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poetry-book-metajungle2.png
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Apart from the mutilation of children as an athiest I haven't considered any of these things.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Oh my science!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# By space!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# My undies!#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# you forgot
intollerant hatred of non-believers

:D

Edit: I forgot to add a woo

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# that's covered in chapter six
but don't take it out of context...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Aaaargh!
The age old story - read the fucking thing properly before commenting!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *buys five*

Also - I fucking LOVE Bobsworth!

tubedubber.com/#vfwqvUPIRkg:Usd9V21H7u4:0:100:0:3:true
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That works really well

I'm still proud of this one tubedubber.com/#Gz3Cc7wlfkI:aR1Ln-ctn5E:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Cheers.
There's endless fun to be had with that app. Perfect Sunday material.

EDIT - yes that's very good.

Someone did an dit of that to the Ski Sunday music a while back - that was ace as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Aww
I love you too!
(Bobsworth likes cheese, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha
so true except for the 'Atheism' which in context to the satire about the Bible means that all that is listed should be opposite** to what is actually in the bible
- else the satire is about Atheism which doesn't teach any doctrine at all other than "There is probably no God, don't worry about it, it's only a fucking bus advert!"
But I digress...

Edit **didn't mean opposite as opposite to an established religion is just another religious inverted to deny the other so that would be Satanism - Aethists would have a book basically saying "It's all nonsense - let's fuck!"

top work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it's not about the bible
but all religious handbooks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Same difference, different cover.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You know they only said probably for legal reasons
either that of they're sponcored by Carlsberg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Carlsberg probably the shittiest advert... (Jeremy Clarkson type pause).....
.............................................................................................................................................In the World!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# although the nutters seem to be allowed
to put adverts on buses that claim there definitely is a god
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# exactly
As an atheist I feel that we are not afforded the same rights in our beliefs as the relegious.
You always get the idiots coming back at you saying, 'You're an atheist. You have no beliefs.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Religious propaganda only works in one direction
You either fully agree with it or you're a blaspheming unbeliever who should be torture killed, buried, dug up, have your corpse raped, torture again, burnt at the stake and your ashes used as kitty litter but only if you recant their religious beliefs otherwises it's far worse ;)

Good job I don;t live in the Middle Ages ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# welcome to the post-modern middle age
after your confession, please present yourself for torture, light killing, burial, exhumation, more torture, necrophiliac buggery, burning and kittehshitteh.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Relegion is like a computer programme
It has an error checker. If anything challanges it's structure and questions an individual's belief then you get to run about shouting 'heretic here to test my faith' and everything hunky dory again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen these two photographed together?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# or macca and schumacher for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# TJ: facebook ads rock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Chlamydia's probably the least of your worries in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's not all bad,
There's only 2 guns in the entire city.

The police own one, the Library has the other out on loan.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I always liked the old 90s T-shirt.
Leeds - LSD and a couple of Es.

Class
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Are they leather leeds?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# haha my mate was considering a stag do in Leeds..
I hear the nightlife's good !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Great place,
just douse your bits in TCP before and after you leave.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# LOL that's brilliant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Isn't it
A post of two people that don't look remotely alike. I'm glad he brought it to our attention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# the don't look remotely unlike! they both have eyes, a nose and mouth
I for one welcome such informative posts like this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# My god you're right!:O
FFS! I've just had by door buzz again and it was the same woman there saying, 'Hi. We're back to check in.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Eleven already?
My how time flies. Hang tough, riv'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# You yam New Kids on teh Block.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *dances like a spasmodic chipmunk*
No-no, I just had dropped my cigarette into my shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# That's a bad habit!
You shouldn't wear shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I thought you said check in was 11am?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I did
And this time I fold them to go and find somewhere else to stay if they could only muster up the intelligence to open the door to get in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha. classic. It amazes me that people feel it necessary to be rude
and irritating to a person accommodating them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Well I sent them away
saves me pooing in their bed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# they coming back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# They came for the bed
they stayed for the poo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hope you have the camera set up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'll save you some.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i used to work in a restaurant as a waiter
this one time we had an incredibly rude family of four come in, the oldest son being the rudest of the lot. If he wanted anything he'd point at me and shout "you!". after the third occasion I leant down to his father's ear and whispered "would you be so kind as to explain to your son that it is unwise to offend a person who has unlimited access to his own bodily fluids and your son's meal"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# thank christ i've never had to work in hospitality.
I did have someone try and set my hair on fire though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# what an oik. how come?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i tutor highschool kids in physics, in particular the experimental component.
one of the experiments call for heating something, with a bbq lighter, he set fire to a bit of his notebook, his mate's note book, the edge of the desk um his uniform blazer (lolrofls) and was sortof reaching towards my pony tail when i had my back turned. I took the thing off him.

It was weird, cause he wasn't a disruptive kid, and after that he just got on with it. and of course, if anyone got hurt it would have been my fault for trying to teach them rather than watching the mong with a figherlighter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I had that
I was in a bight club and it was when my hair was long. He'd tried to minesweep my pint and I caught him and I think he figured it if came to a fight he would have come out worse than myself.
Unfortunately for him his lighter wasn't working properly and he was too dim ti realise that I was facing a mirrored wall. So not only could I see his lighter not working, I could also see a furious bouncer talking up fast behind him.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ahahahahha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a very stupid stunt to attempt especially if the person has long hair.
I could cause 3rd degree burns or even death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# not to mention plain cuntish.
I'd probably rearrange someone if they tried it in a pub or something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I believe it's your right under the Geneva Cuntvention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah I'm never rude to waiters. Well before and during the meal.
It's a stupid thing to do. I have walked out of a restaurant after waiting 45 minutes for my started. The manager tried to stop me and make me pay for my drinks and I just asked for a paper and sheet of paper and wrote him out an invoice for ยฃ20 call out fee and ยฃ10 for time spent on premisis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# so you used paper to write on paper! genius! :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes I'z teh clevers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You really are a twat you know that?
These are the only fucking posts you do and no one wants to see then. Why don't you fucking fuck off you fucking fuckwit!
Oh and you're adopted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# LOOK AT RIVERGHOST GO:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe
Just saying what we're all thinking.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No, you're not.
I wasn't and am not thinking it.
Looking through their posts I can see potential.
They're quite funny, it's just a lack of anything other than MSPaint for creating images that's the downfall.
After a while of improvement with the likes of paint.net or The GIMP, the funny will be accompanied by perfect execution.

And as b3ta frequently reminds us, it's the joke - not the quality of the image.

Source(s):
Teh Funny
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It's a joke all right.
I believe they did another one of these with the same woman and posted Friday night and Saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# No I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# In which case I'm a cut but that's nothing new.
You should know what goes on here by now though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Certainly getting used to it
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# good
Your post was shite btw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# In retrospect
can hardly disagree
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good morning to you too
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Cock off knob jockey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Jesus, riverghost,
calm the fuck down!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# it's only a commercial?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# YOU HIT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Yeah
I burnt your neck too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You did you saucy bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Jesus Riverghost?
Sounds like an Argentinian footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# He'd get loads of fouls for turning the balls into wine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Someone's not had his coco pops this morning.
'Ning Riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No I had burnt eggs!
Worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yes I've just looked down and seen the reason for your ill humour.
come the revolution...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# They tasted burnt:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I suppose teling you about my lovely fried eggs with bacon and left-over gratin dauphinoise from last night would be counterproductive in this circumstance...
omnomnomnomnom...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# not at all.
I will just have to make my dindins as full of nomnominess as posible. I'm thinking sea bass.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Good call.
I favour a nice sea bass fillet atop a yummy veggie stir fry affair with noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# sea bass is not a good choice in my opinion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# That sounds like an endorsment to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# pfft. I just don't like any sea food.
I was thinking a nice juicy steak with a bit of creamy sauce. butter fried spuds, maybe somesort of green thing with lots of butter on it. And a nice strong ale.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# good thinking that man. seafood is weird and wrong.
some aussie prat at work the other night asked for a carlton coldie, I asked why he'd want to drink such a brew when we have crown and teds, his reply "its the most like coopers, mate".
no its fucking not. no. its. fucking. not.

i wish i was allowed to eject people from the premises for being fucking morons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# crown lager? aussie crown lager? urrrrrrgggggggh
carlton cold is just another crappy mass produced beer. I wouldn't compare it to coops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I do miss Baog's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# yes best of the tasmanian beers, although the rival cascade
is quite nice. Squires I also find to be quite drinkable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I used to regualarly drink Cascades as my local did scooners of it for $1.70.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# back in the mists of time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 2003
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I feel sorry for you both not liking seafood:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# this is funny
www.b3ta.com/board/9179933
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
*laughs at the hypocrite*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# why are you laughing at me?
oh i see...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# him, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Y'all have a nice day now
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# will do
don't let the door hit you on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Apart from....

this, that and others...

I have to agree, this one is particually shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the person on the bike was fine for a paintmash.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# NO - and I don't want to now either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
it's funny cos she looks like reeves and mortimer
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# vic reeves and john mortimer?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# yup
only she's not wearing glasses in this picture, the likeness is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# and they're both in photographed
They're like twins!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# There's nothing I enjoy more than coming here and reading a blindingly trite, unshopped blog post.
Cheers me right up I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# STOP THE INTERWEBZ
this is the greatest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yes
in this post
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# not until now..no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Disneyland Disaster
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Weeee!
Disney are evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# ^ I've had her!

Her er.. Him er... The Mouse er.... You Mum!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# tumbleweedzors.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# MORNING!

* I had you last night!

Now my mouth tastes like someone sicked in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# what a lovely valentine's day dinner, can't think of anything better
accompanied by the finest of ales I hope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# No.. only the shite beer they serve in my local.

* The misses decided she would like to stay in and watch porn telly, so I let her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I need to trim my beard.
more happy random facts from,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I also met up with a new "Sturdy Girl" last night, who said she had just split up with her lover...
I joked "Photo or it is not true" and she produced this?



Phwoar!!! I bet that tastes salty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# well i would.
I think we're the only ones here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

* Sunday morning church lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Why isn't Pluto breathing daddy?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# too fucking right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# GRRRR!
Is it Retard Sunday or something?! My day so far is been filled with complete fucking morons!!!
He latest in a long line is someone trying to check in an hour before people have even tried checking in whilst I'm trying to cook breakfast, causing me to burn my scrambled eggs with her endless demands. Ever though she already know that I've asked her three times to come back after 11am as it says on her booking form.
THEN having the gall to tell me, as if I were some silly man that obviously can't cook, that I've burnt my fucking eggs.

EDIT: Oh and 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# i'm not going to lie to you, ghostie, it's your right, nay, your duty to cunt that tart in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you are a cranky little boy this morning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# the man's eggs are burnt, ferkrissakes


i'm unwell today, dodgy bit of pork yesterday has given me the runs something vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# yes this is very unfortunate.
I am hungry, my diet of not eating very much may not be an ideal plan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# If you're hungry and don't want to eat
drink lots of water.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've been doing this, I'm pissing buckets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah you've got to be careful with pork.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've seen a kid a mere 2 inches below the line get on a ride
and shit himself all the way round as he rattled around in the restraints.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# seen leaving some glitzy awards show or other:

'nings etc
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Well hellooooooo
Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# THUD!
Red mass was pwned.

Also
www.b3ta.com/board/9187974
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Bwahaha
turned out lovely.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Thx. Left one unused, so...

These look less fun when smoother, hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)
# This is really GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# you got today's codes?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Oh noes!
Now your spirograph is pregnant!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Repost from the past!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Thanks for showing it to us
twice.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# kill them. kill them now.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Looking at your profile, you've done better. So I'll turn this into an "I've done better" thread

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# oh my
that is special
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# I have located your weakness
You have a vestigial penis on your head and you bounce to enpleasure rodents
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# I'm writing the screenplay
please don't tell anybody
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Born Free!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Here, have another.
A flat-packed cat on a door mat.
Now i really must sleep.

previously...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# no, you have to hit the sack.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# attack it with your back
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# that would be awkward, i wouldn't be able to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# and hit it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# do not sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# That is you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Yeah, I hate that moustached idiot.
He won't leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Sir Reginald W.T. Fuck esq.
?!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# That is you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# That is sick
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# FFS, almost a full set this eve. Ewwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)
# oh maaaaan

Clicky NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# ARF! HAHAHA!
Who is this adonis?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# The cancer that's killing b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Ahhh
pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)
# hah, why the delete?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)
# have been fingered by tall green fat vikings
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# Saw this earlier in the challenge
and wondered what was really taken out of the sauce photo.

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# big orange rubber scrotums with faces drawn on them are a suitable gaming platform
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# probably more suitable
than expanded breast tissues of a man as an Olympic sport... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# expanded breast tissues of a man versus big orange rubber scrotums with faces drawn on them

which is the best?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I seem to be on a roll.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)
# you got today's codes?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Haha
Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# NING
NSFW : FULL ON COLEMAN s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/56648/1234674692/Garywould.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# elephantitis
or photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# oh I reckon it's a real photo, despite the lack of shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# more wondering on the disease
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# GIMP
kubuntu
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# oh mate, that is HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# dAVE,
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Ordinarily I'd also say it's NSFW but I'm not entirely sure with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Honestly
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Do all 3
and send me a video please
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# No way
I'll be youtubing that with 7 minutes of fade-in credits at the beginning.
A MOFAHA PRODUCTION
OF SOMEONE'S REACTION
TO A POST ON A MESSAGEBOARD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Now in SMELLOVISION!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# ALSO: MISTORAMMA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Quick, deep breaths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Your picture contained dangerous levels of radiation.
I would like my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# oh man, I thought radiation only got through in JPEGs and PNGs?
I GIFed it specially! Oh man. With this and Postbear "getting the better of me", I may as well end it all... :-(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Can I have your CDs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Yeah I was wondering what to ask for.
I've sort of got enough stuff laying around though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Do your chores.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# I probably should.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)
# I just hung up some washing I put on an hour ago. It's 5:30am. I am good at time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Certainly not!
We've not even been on a first date yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Let's hold hands and cuddle then.
Your music better not be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# I have a varied selection.
I'm sold, let's skip the hands bit and move on to grinning in public for no reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I'm fantastic at grinning inanely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Let's elope!
Do you like Boyzone? I want it for our first dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Oh laaaaawwwd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# you're used to /talk, kid.
everyone here can get the better of you without really trying.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)
# your hate fills my soul with joy
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# oh, good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Honestly though, it makes me want to post another randomn.es pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# good stuff. it's the best you can offer this place.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I NOE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# bah, that's not really trying.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# oh it is
that took me 4 hours of hard work

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# keep it up, we're all waiting for more.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)
# keep what up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# posting pics, most of which you've leached from other sites.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# la la la
wobble wobble
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I see a manatee on a longboard
descending into a honey volcano
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# THANK YOU WILL SUFFICE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# ...
Whachooo gawking at Willis?
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# ok this one is nsfw. full on boobs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# oh is that what they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# yes i do believe so.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# They are not boobs
They are they expanded breast tissues of a man. He has bad cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(
then it probably deserves a link with a warning "disgusting picture extremely deformed moobs"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# OK I shall do that immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# ah good onya, better to be safe than sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Early Sunday morning stab 'ning to you!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Take THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# And THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# What about some of this? You want some of this as well?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Phwoor!
Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Even the Banana flavoured one?
...you're sure?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Sure, if you like banana; why not!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# He states that in any one instant of time, for the arrow to be moving it must either move to where it is, or it must move to where it is not. It cannot move to where it is not, because this is a single instant, and it cannot move to where it is because it
I encountered this sentence because of your mentioning of zeno.

my brain is not happy with you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Fortunately calculus is a handy bit of maths that
deals with all of Zeno's paradoxes very well.
But it doesn't stop them being awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)
# not according to "some philosophers"
metaphysical questions have not been answered.

this is the reason Small Gods is my favourite discworld novel; it lampoons all this stuff brilliantly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# As time is infininitly(spelling?) divisible
surely any instant of time is therefore finite, and not an instant. So the arrow can move. Creating an imaginary zero length time, reduces this paradox to nothing more than a mental conundrum that can easily be solved with booze.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# I was reading something on New Scientist
time can only be divided so far.. other wise laws of physics stop applying and things start acting weird. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# I was reading something on New Scientist
time can only be divided so far.. other wise laws of physics stop applying and things start acting weird. or something.

edit: shortest messured period of time is 100 attoseconds.

"To imagine how long this is, if 100 attoseconds is stretched so that it lasts one second, one second would last 300 million years on the same scale." apparently

EDIT: this wasn't an edit... not sure how I managed this one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# The ultimate interval at the end is matched at the beginning.
If the arrow moves on "the path", at all, it's turtle kabab for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Bloody peasants, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# They should all be wiped off the face of the earth.
/Vimod
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# serves 'im right for not being fully visable
bloody see through upstarts
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# The day peasants gain full control of their alpha channel there will be trouble.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)
# needs more stabbing.
oh wait, it's got plenty. good job.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# This is creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# ^This
It's like some kind of mask he is wearing.
And is that a top hat?

It's woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# It did come out pretty creepy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# It's the vector's
uncanny valley
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# I like how minimalist yet recognisable your draws are.
good stuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Ol black eyes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# ...shown here only partly peeled.
that is creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# much less creepy, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Ok this is simpler and better
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ok, now you're just making him look more likeable.
which is ridiculous, as it's frank sinatra and he's just a ball of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Well at least now I know it looks recognizably human
because you've started cursing at it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# i really can't stand him at all.
i reconise that people think he was talented (i disagree mightily here), but being a mafia lapdog should count far more heavily against him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# but that's my favourite thing about him
:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# then trumpet it to the world!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# I know nothing of what you are doing
but I like this image. It reminds me of Chas Smash 1984. A good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I did it my way!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# *steals hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# ...
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# It's almost TOAP
TOAslightlyeditedP
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# yes, but there is a fluffeh kitteh
so it is cool :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# /fears
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# She's cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# For a second I thought it was
Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# I hope you feel bad. Like really bad. You should probably cry a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# I'm not the one who thinks Dyer lookalikes
are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# OH YOU DID THE SWITCH-AROUND.
OH. I'M- I- I-. YOU BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# top blendy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# I think the kitten was shopped in so it's all cool
.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# VIMOD SAYS B&!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Cat toys go on the INSIDE. Gee whizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# PWZ STOP!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# BEWOR U BRAK MY <3
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
#
Thats my fucking cat man! Give fatlucy back!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Inspired by Gronky
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# jade goody?
is that a hari krishna weightbananalifter?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# dey is heavy bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# banananaaaaaaaaaaana banana! make those booodies sing
MAKE THOSE BODIES SING

banananaaaaaaaaaaana banana!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# These are a lot of fun to make
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# they're great to look at, too.
initially i thought he missed the first demon with his bayonet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Nah, nah
He shot it.
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# yeah, i saw that after. it was too quick for me at first.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# OWNED!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Damn, Letum, you're ace at cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Cheers!
Can your name be pronounced?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# it's pronouced SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# OH FLUFFYBALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# It's an initialism. You don't really pronounce it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# For what?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# You have to be a subscriber to find that out.
ยฃ40 a month with a minimum subscription of two years. You get a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# ...It better be a fucking good badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# It's pretty average.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# you are good
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# That is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# What do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I made this in a 3d program
used to 2/3 of it's potential.
Also .gif movie gear and jascPSP
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Great work sir.
But it is unclear how he slays the first attacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Next time I put in more
recoil and/or muzzle flash
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# No, I can see a projectile leaving the muzzle
but it doesn't seem to hit the demon.

I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# It's ment to be smoke.
Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# ...
Awsome work!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Fucking xenos!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Tremendous animation
always in awe of your work

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# :DDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# dripping pussy.
narf.

it does look pretty much pissed off with the world.

but it is marvelous. it should be proud of itself.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# it is proud and it is pissed off
such creatures are destined to take over the world; Adolf tried but lacked stamina and manpower
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwww
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# you love it
but you lack the confidence to admit that you are currently masturbating over this image
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# no no all done, just wiping down my screen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# poor kitty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

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