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# da dum da dum, da dum....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# **SPANG**
And now I know what that hideous article of attire's moniker is. Joy.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# nice
is it shopped? :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ooo pipe cleaners
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Will the red smoke on the right please rejoin the formation . . .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Cool fireworks!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# There is nothing to say...


Lets get your photoshop juices flowing :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Why do people do this?
Look a photo! Can you do something to it please?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# it's like a blank canvas
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Except there's a photo on it.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# no the gap at the top of the page before you posted was a blank canvas
just waiting for someone to fill it with a work of creative genius, flickr's the site you want to post this on.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ha!
Bingo.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# "Something"?
Like, ignoring or adblocking or adding CDCs on principle?
Who is this eejit anyway?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# pssst...
FAQ?
plus i don't want to shop that twit just because you said
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)
# go on...
give it a go yourself, lazy!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Please complete the following.
"The concept of this board is to post..........made by..........."
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# POOPS made by BUTTS
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Fuck!
I must have misread the FAQs
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# BABIES made by COCKS AND MINGES
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# There we go mate,......


Click for bigger (307 kb)



Ive turned it into something good!


Respeck to 'Walrus Man'!!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Angry Fruit Salad!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ...
would like to spend a day..
inking in walrus's work,
might do it 2morro.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL


This took 2 mins, you do it next time
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Listen
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# what is the point of you?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# My new Dez painting
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# That looks really nicely done.
I need to start a big painting soon.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:47, archived)
# You can do my living room for starters if you like
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ooo, that's nice
See, if it was me, I'd just filter the source, none of this fancy talented painting nonsense.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# looks pretty damn good to me
who's dez
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Ooooooh oooooooh
My ears are alight
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# of course
stupid me, *slaps self.

edit/ now i'm suitable flagellated, and speaking of ears, if i were to be a right picky git, that ear could do with a bit more something, my eye was instantly drawn to it because something doesn't quite work. like i said, bloody fine work and i only wish i had a tiny bit of your talent, but...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Only Fools
would think that this is anything but fab.

EDIT: Do I have the right Dez? Cos either way it does look like him.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# that's a great
piece of art, there!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nice work there that man!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# O.o
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Beautiful
woo !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# aaarrrggghhhhh!
kill it!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha whaaat?
What a lovely first post to see this evening.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Benjamin Button.................................The SEQUEL??
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:45, archived)
# splendid
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Pacify Her !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

sorry for silliness...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# In space no one can smell your shit
...unless they are in the same spaceship, of course.

Woo
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Epic!
*cleeeeeek*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# thank 'ee!
I love that film in an unseemly fashion.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# back in time for tea..jolly good! :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hey prod
Top castle in the popular page I love it!

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ooh cheers :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# 'course . . .
it needs more teefs . . . C]:0D

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:51, archived)
# poop jokes FTW.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# *actual giggles*
good show
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# glad
you liked it! :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# good idea for a film.
fairly ordinary things happening in space. i'd watch it.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yeah!
like all the 'cosy' bits in Star Trek, without all that unnecessary fighting.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# yeah
trade deals going on without a hitch. every new race they meet doesn't have some shady secret they are being shifty about. you could have a whole episode about them cleaning the ship, showing you where they keep all the hoovers etc.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# that would be fab
Danger! Vacuum!
/ahem...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Nobody has EVER made a reference to needing a shit on Star Trek
I bet they just beam it out onto other ships and run away.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
#
I always assumed it was just taken out you body when you were beamed. That way no-one ever needs a crap, so it also explains why there are no toilets :)

It also explains why ensign/rookie xxxx is always so willing to be beamed on to a mission where they just know they are going to die... At least they die empty
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# [hehe. lol!]
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# pfft
you missed Ash off the credits!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# he's going to scroll up
in a minute - keep watching!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha my favourite film bettered ;)
*click*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:54, archived)
# yay!
one of my top five! :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# skip skop skarret i like tom skerrit i need tom skerrit
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:56, archived)
# and a side order
of yaphet kotto...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Brilliant.
Just brilliant.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *chortle*
"That's going to burn through the hull!"

Brilliant.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# haha
i wasnt expecting that!

lovely
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Dinner Lady 209

was funnier in my head
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I maded a mummy.
Outta pipe cleanerses.


(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# That's not my mum.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE [INSERT NAME HERE]'S COCK IN ITS EYE
Got there before you, you sick fucks.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# You fool!
What if it comes to life and destroys us all? Don't you watch films? Sure at first it's just a bit of fun with pipe cleaners, then the next day you're lying in a bloody heap watching an undead daemon from Ancient Egypt chewing on your kneecaps!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Oscar the grouch :-D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# du-hu-huuuuuude!
I see it too!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# nice job on the orange "evil staring eyes"
lentels, beads or just drawn on?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Cheap ass sharpie.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hehe
I like that.
/wants
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# raaawr! :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# nice!
he's very scary.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# MNRRRRNNNNHHHHH
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# He's pretty evil
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Haha.
Super.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Nice try !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Can I set this down here? Thanks.


Vectored using: vectormagic.com/home
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I like that
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Hurrah!



total TJ: Just got sent this by email: NSFW
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Just try wearing that in public...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# $295.00 to buy the desktop version ?
mofaha should get into the vectoring for lazy people business.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I'm too fucking lazy

ALSO: I actually like the pic. The vector thing does a good job.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I did it as a bitmap which looked fine until I realised I had been zoomed
right out and it looked crap at 100% so I ran it through vectormagic and found it looked much better than I expected
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# So the original was like a line drawing?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Er...
yes I guess, this is it:

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ahh
well I really like that. The app has done a good job of smoothing the line drawing, but all of the things I like about the vector are also there in the drawing. The app has just smoothed them a bit.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# The only thing that bugs me a little is the way that the process
has caused the eyes to become a lot more angular, but I guess that's unavoidable
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# yeah i forgot that all you do is use FILTURZ
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# !!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# it's a real crime under sharia law
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Classy :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# uploading that must have been painful
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Painful?
Everyone loves and appreciates a good cdc!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Late entry - as necrophiliacs would say
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# If only Ronseal had been around when Hitler was
They could have moved into heavy artillery and called their line of cannons 'No More Heils'
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# spang!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Your image disturbs me for some reason
Actually I know exactly why it disturbs me but if I mentioned it I'd have to roll out the mindbleach for everyone.

Still, nice idea :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# thank you
it was not the wanky shit demon - honest
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Silent entertainmaint . . .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I was into necrophilia
until some rotten cunt split on me.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# yuch!!!
better than a rotten arsehole
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh......somebody WON!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# You've hit pay sand !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# a vast improvement on the original
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# You put the sign in the wrong direction!!


(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# PAH.....................BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# You know what was missing from transformers?
Megan Fox Skwirrel

original : megan fox
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# AUTOBOTS: YIFF!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# What she's holding herself up on there, anyway?
Bunkbeds or something?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# its difficult to say
in the dark times. Perhaps they are the slats from a malm
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Where's her tail gone?

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'd be more worried about the fact it's a squirrel with tits
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Most tits on b3ta have
squirrels.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# they cut it off at Guantanamo Drey
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# haven't you shopped that yet?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I only have Excel
will you do it for me?

( I thought I'd get away with that pun at least twice)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# haven't you excel'd that yet?
p.s. tried the gimp?

*edit* I might do i'll see if i have time a bit later on.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# damn you called my bluff
I have the gimp, PSP and paint.net but most of all I have chronic procrastination
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ahhaa well spotted
I edited one in for continuity buffs out there
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I know it need less Jim Trott in it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I'll take the ladder of the two . . . then the other . . .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I see what you did there
sneaky tail edit ;)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)
# no one will ever know
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# It'll be our little secret
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] bit of a shave and a tidy up


he looks perfectly reasonable
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# He's Pete Burns
AICMFP
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# 90% of his arse is in his lips?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# What a nice, smart, young man
Give him a job, maybe he'll settle down and stop all this "Death to America" nonsense.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# meh...
DEATH TO AMERICA!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hair today . . . gone to Maui !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# What have you changed?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# you forgot to use your sarcasm font
:P
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I always use my sarcasm font
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Nice riposte
:)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :)
Nicely done :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# is that lovejoy
as a wookie?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hahahaaa
fab :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Dude, you're screwed!
Arfyaywoo!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Animating by hand takes ages.
Based on Microwaves stuff here:
microwaving.net/drawing9.html

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# thats fucking magical.
*click*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This appears to be art.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm confused,
but that's okay because I still like it.

Woo.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# this
i dont reallysee a story but i stll like it.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# This is my interpretation of MW's story.
My interpretation is also up for interpretation.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Wowies :)
This is so arty-odd, but very cool.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Oh shit its you!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Holyfuck,noway?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# errr.... yes
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Totally the right word, Colin.
Colin.


CLOLin.

Uhh.

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# CROFLIN.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# That sounds like a food.
Crumpets + Trifle + Tiffin.

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I can imagine.
Good stuff
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# This is very....very woo.
I'm wooing as I speak. Woo.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Great microwave job letum!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Haha!
Cheers.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# that is lovely
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Excellent compilation !
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I want to stay up and watch the sky at night mum!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh yesh.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Gaa Gaaaaaaaaaaa Gooooooo . . .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 Player only
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# aah, single dragon.
commonly seen in bars and discount stores.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# BECAUSE IT JUST BLOODY IS, ALRIGHT?!


CFB
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ISN'T THE SEA LOOKING LOVELY AND PURPLE TODAY? LOVELY AND PURPLE.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Like a good aubergine.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I read that as "Face a good aubergine".
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# That's not at all relevant.
How are you?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I'm sleeeeeeepy because I was being attacked by boys all night :(
And I'm going to the gym in about half an hour... GROAN-GRUMP.


How are you?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I was not being attacked by boys, so I'm good in that respect. Although I was attacked by beer, so I'm feeling a little rough.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I was attacked by Advocaat and Tequila. Mmmmhhmmm :)
I wouldn't recommend being attacked by boys, no. Too many bruises now.

What have you been up to of late?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Bit of work, bit of hanging out, as much snooker as I can fit into the day. Same as ever.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# That's it, look one right in the eyes!
If you conquer the aubergine, you conquer all.


Also, helloooooo :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# but what's the question?
why is that weird scottish thing our prime minister?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Why is the sky lasering?
This would be wonderful if there were not so many lasers in the sky. Always lasers.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Get it right!
"laser"
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)

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