Wait, am I a chimp that rips off faces or am I ripping faces off chimps?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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DONT BE SILLY, A CHIMP WOULD NOT RIP THE FACE OFF ANOTHER CHIMP. THEY ARE ALL IN LEAGUE.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:11,
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But...but.....how can you tell? THERES NOTHING BUT SPACE IN THERE.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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You can just append &css=no to the url.
(I think that's it. It says what it is in your own profile edit screen.)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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These things are far too complicated for me. I tried to get my profile looking like WATL's but failed.
Html and all coding is a big no go area for me. I don't understand it at all.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:42,
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):
Primates tend to do that, it seems. You hear a lot of stories about placid helper monkeys suddenly going beserk one day and causing horrific injuries to their owners.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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They're a little slow.
It takes them awhile to clue in they have been used.
And once they do... it's killing time. Poor chimp.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:21,
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And once they do... it's killing time. Poor chimp.
I'm in the US at the moment
Not sure if it was reported in England
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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:D
Ta. I thought people might like an interlude amongst the Wiiing.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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Wiiing might become the first English word with the same vowel three times in a row.
If it becomes accepted as a verb for playing on a Wii.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:19,
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But that would spawn a whole load of new wii jokes!
I'm wiiing sat down! I was up all night wiiing! I can't stop wiiing!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:22,
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oh hai popular wii man
media.canada.com/290cac5f-206a-453b-b3f1-aef7d176af64/wii.jpg
this is going to get repetitive fast
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:01,
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this is going to get repetitive fast
THATS WHAT YOU THINK RIGHT NOW
BUT I WONDER WHAT YOU'LL BE THINKING ABOUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS
PERHAPS IT'LL BE WHAT COLOUR CHEESE YOU'LL HAVE IN YOUR SANDWICHES TOMORROW.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:00,
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PERHAPS IT'LL BE WHAT COLOUR CHEESE YOU'LL HAVE IN YOUR SANDWICHES TOMORROW.
I wish I had some mutant butter.
I would put it on some toast.
Mutant toast.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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Mutant toast.
Pfft,
I says something if I get a click for not making a compo entry.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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The picture was all lully too, it certainly earned that click.
I'm worried about the compo though - it's already getting repetitive.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:06,
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seems strange a strange compo
i thought nintendo wii was relevant like 3 years ago.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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This is what happens inside my arteries whenever I eat fried food.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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Indeed.
As some of the entries so far would get made within hours.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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And die from user boredom in moments.
Part of the problem, if you ask me. Shit ideas like
this sound interesting until they get made and seen.
Makes for a pent up idea that there might be more
than 5 seconds of playability to 12 yearold wankery.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:48,
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this sound interesting until they get made and seen.
Makes for a pent up idea that there might be more
than 5 seconds of playability to 12 yearold wankery.
HMRC is built on that shit
I spent days trying to amend compile errors after making 1 change to the source.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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dont get it, something about hammond effing up his head in a car crash?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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you're....
not taking the piss out of dead babies or cancer victims?
what are you even doing here?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:38,
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what are you even doing here?
I don't really get it.
But to be honest, it's a welcome change to most of the stuff being posted tonight.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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It's just a random game that won't get made
I thought it would make a change from the sickness (that I admit I have attributed to) that has been posted thus far...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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this is what's wrong with
the challenge.
Get the wii logo. google i feel lucky.
paste them together and bingo, post it. That's a game that will never get made unless you are unlucky enough to google mario.
"here's a picture of a turd on a wii game box, it'll never get made, come on, it's hilarious"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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Get the wii logo. google i feel lucky.
paste them together and bingo, post it. That's a game that will never get made unless you are unlucky enough to google mario.
"here's a picture of a turd on a wii game box, it'll never get made, come on, it's hilarious"
So you'd rather it stay exclusive to people who have skills rather than involve more of the b3ta community?
Is that what you are saying?
It's a bit of fun dude, chill out!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:50,
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It's a bit of fun dude, chill out!
Have I said that?
I mean that it should be apparent to the majority of people here that it takes more than a random picture with the wii logo to make an entry worthy of posting. Just because you can argue that "it's a game that will never be made" doe not mean that it is worth the effort to make and post.
I may as well start doing things like Wii- Falout 3 Wii-Neverwinter Nights 2. Because they are games that Nintendo will never release, even with the appropriate license, the shitty toy could not manage such a task.
Would it be funny, interesting or worth showing to the internets?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:55,
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I may as well start doing things like Wii- Falout 3 Wii-Neverwinter Nights 2. Because they are games that Nintendo will never release, even with the appropriate license, the shitty toy could not manage such a task.
Would it be funny, interesting or worth showing to the internets?
way to over-react man.
it's just a suggestion. what's so holy about that?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:20,
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I've no idea what's holy about it.
As I totally misunderstand what that has to do with this or actually what that means.
I'm not over-reacting. Just reacting to the statement "It's just a random game that won't get made"
Because the ambiguity of the challenge means that anyone can post anything and then using the above argument feel justified in posting it.
You will notice I have not commented under, or about the original image at all.
I've avoided doing that with all of these images wherever possible.
Just keeping up my comment that the challenge ruins /board for days especially when it is like this and has no boundaries.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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I'm not over-reacting. Just reacting to the statement "It's just a random game that won't get made"
Because the ambiguity of the challenge means that anyone can post anything and then using the above argument feel justified in posting it.
You will notice I have not commented under, or about the original image at all.
I've avoided doing that with all of these images wherever possible.
Just keeping up my comment that the challenge ruins /board for days especially when it is like this and has no boundaries.
it does have boundaries.
wii games that won't get made. it's only a daft distraction to your real life. The challenge ain't holy, it's an opening gambit. A position. Our response to it shapes the /board. If it don't accord with you, wait a minute.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 2:28,
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hahhahahahaha
Although one technical fault: That is not RSI, just a plain I.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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Apparently not.
www.canadianmedicine4all.com/ (scroll down a bit)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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Ah shite sorry, i totally fucked up looking at the picture.
I thought that was someone else squeezing someone's hand.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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now apply the deep heat
I do wanna play the withnail and I drinking game. I'm still yet to decide whether I wan it to include the lighter fuel or not.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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You've got soup?! Where did you get soup?!
Why don't I have any?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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Saw last week.
Enjoyed it but it was way outside of anything I expected (which added to the enjoyment)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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Can I call someone a cunt now?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
I've been waiting so long!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:59,
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I've been waiting so long!
If I could say it in words I wouldn't post a picture,
but
I was a bit disappointed by Wii Music so you could take it as a satirical comment on that release
and
If you have tried for burning fire when you are free jogging you will know all about wii mucus (especially when your wii fit age is as high as mine)!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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I was a bit disappointed by Wii Music so you could take it as a satirical comment on that release
and
If you have tried for burning fire when you are free jogging you will know all about wii mucus (especially when your wii fit age is as high as mine)!
fair do's
(although that last line confuses me, i recognise all the words in it, but i can't get them to make any sense)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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*refuses to say anything like "well then you need a wiictionary"*
phew.. managed it.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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Yay!!
(in a weebl voice)"I shall click this post because i like it"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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fuck me
what ever happened to these two? did i just stop bothering to watch the new animations?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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Karma?
Are you sure an early death is a suitable price to pay for being a little bit annoying?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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Oh hang on.
I'm sure I could make that work if I put my mind to it. ;)
But I'm with you schadenfreude is a shitty way to get your mind off the banality of your own existence.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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But I'm with you schadenfreude is a shitty way to get your mind off the banality of your own existence.
Really? No.
In the context of knocking up an image here, fair game.
And she's done more than just be a bit annoying. I can't believe that people are so fickle that months ago they were demanding the country's most hated racist be burnt at the stake, but now they've decided she's a brave trooper that deserves plaudits from Gordon Brown. I say decided, I mean been told what to think by the tabloids. Can no-one form their own opinion any more?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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And she's done more than just be a bit annoying. I can't believe that people are so fickle that months ago they were demanding the country's most hated racist be burnt at the stake, but now they've decided she's a brave trooper that deserves plaudits from Gordon Brown. I say decided, I mean been told what to think by the tabloids. Can no-one form their own opinion any more?
you are mistaking 'britain' for 'sun/mail readers'
just wave your fists in the air and bark at the screen
that should work
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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Am I going insane
or was there actually a line in that song that said "and pretend your name is Keith"?
Or both.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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Or both.
hehheheheh
I'd forgotten about that one.
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-247969462851854200
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-247969462851854200
Haha
I read that in the voice of Hubert J. Farnsworth then and imagined me saying "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome" stomp, stomp.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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The tabloids don't just tell people what to think
they also say what people already think. It's sort of a feedback loop.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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I'm people
and like most 'people' who are intelligent and disdainful of petty and pointless television I ignored her back then. I'd like to ignore her as much now but 'people' keep having some morbid fascination with the vile woman and post images of her on b3ta.
I certainly don't recall ever caring enough about her to call for her burning at the stake. And remember, I am people.
I think you are getting your social groups and species confused.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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I certainly don't recall ever caring enough about her to call for her burning at the stake. And remember, I am people.
I think you are getting your social groups and species confused.
Unless
there's a whole group of you logging in under a single id, I'd have said you were a person, not people. Are you really saying that when I used the term "people" you thought I was referring to the entire population of the UK instead of a subset? Sorry, I don't know all their names, so I used a catch-all term.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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I don't want to speak for him, but just incase he's ignored you by now (very likely)
You said people collectively, but only involved 'the sun' monkeys.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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if by labelling me
a 'person' you somehow exclude me from the group 'people' Then it's worse than I thought.
You know what I meant, I just did not type some words to save time. It now appears you also did not type a lot of words. The difference being that with my omission the meaning was clear. Your omission allows for you to claim you meant anything.
If you mean to say " a few Daily Mail readers with nothing better to do " then it might be prudent to say so rather than use an umbrella term that encompasses everyone.
No need to get shirty with me just because your language structure is flawed.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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You know what I meant, I just did not type some words to save time. It now appears you also did not type a lot of words. The difference being that with my omission the meaning was clear. Your omission allows for you to claim you meant anything.
If you mean to say " a few Daily Mail readers with nothing better to do " then it might be prudent to say so rather than use an umbrella term that encompasses everyone.
No need to get shirty with me just because your language structure is flawed.
I'm not trying to be shirty.
I just did not type some words to save time.
I assumed - obviously incorrectly from the reaction - "people" and "tabloids" would be recognisable in this context as shorthand for "a few Daily Mail readers with nothing better to do. And maybe The Sun, The Star, and Daily Sport. And those that don't actually follow news at all, just go by the topics on Jeremy Kyle", not "everyone in the world except me". Next time, if there is one, I'll spell everything out...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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I assumed - obviously incorrectly from the reaction - "people" and "tabloids" would be recognisable in this context as shorthand for "a few Daily Mail readers with nothing better to do. And maybe The Sun, The Star, and Daily Sport. And those that don't actually follow news at all, just go by the topics on Jeremy Kyle", not "everyone in the world except me". Next time, if there is one, I'll spell everything out...
No,
just decide whether they hate/adore/don't mind based on her actual character and deeds, not by whether on not she's been struck at random by an awful disease, or by what's in Max Clifford's latest press release. Does racism not count if you're ill?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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Jesus. Is the general opinion that she deserves to die now, just for being a little thick and media-hungry?
Holy fuck.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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i like the daily mail readers
who one minute were saying she should be burnt like a pig for being 'racist', now starting stupid facebook groups to offer 'support'.
All very odd.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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All very odd.
Bully!!
What a sick game that is!!!
Let's just encourage school bullying!!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Let's just encourage school bullying!!
its not really encouraging bullying anymore than gta encourages car jacking
have you played bully? you spend most of the time being bullied
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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I have played it.
Just the fact you can go up to any character and punch the fuck out of them is wrong,the same with GTA.You should just have to do the missions.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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If you do that you get brought down by the prefects and have to do detention
It's not like there aren't consequences
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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You're hitting all the selling points of both games right there.
Missions are for losers. Non-linear face-punching is the way of the future.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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Missions are for losers. Non-linear face-punching is the way of the future.
i've played gta since the first game came out, i've played bully and i play games like soldier of fortune
i watch violent movies.
i've never shot anyone, stabbed anyone, raped anyone, hell... the last time i shoplifted i was 15. computer games do not influence anyone except people predisposed to criminal behaviour
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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i've never shot anyone, stabbed anyone, raped anyone, hell... the last time i shoplifted i was 15. computer games do not influence anyone except people predisposed to criminal behaviour
When menfolk found their women scary,
because they were so big and hairy.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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It was back in 1869...
Sixty or fifty? Christ, it's been a while since I heard that last.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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I think this is classic
Love the way b3tans kick up a stink about shit like this but dont bat an eyelid at 9/11, Baby P or other shit.
Fucking grow up - its a fucking joke... END OF!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:05,
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Fucking grow up - its a fucking joke... END OF!
v.good
would it take a braver sort of bus-driver to wander around with that on the side?
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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I hope those are just make-up and not real beatings.
I'd laugh if I knew it wasn't real.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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That's the great things about phone cameras.
Leaves one hand free to while you capture the happy memories. ;)
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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If the bruises
were wiimote shaped, you might've got a click...
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
:)
...
Nothing, you;ve already told her twice.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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...
Nothing, you;ve already told her twice.
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