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(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

so...

..what have you done to this pic?

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Ratsta, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

guess :D

extra strength penetration :o

(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

nothing?

you are a buttsniffer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

I'd say its high tide to hijack this "thread" if u can call it one...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post373098 VOTE :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)

mine is BETTER just like CHEDDER

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post373835
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post373835
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post373835

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hello

I am God - KAMBLAMO! you are the next jebus... now where did i put those nails?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

I'm guessing

you decided to be a prick.

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Ratsta, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

hah!

that's a great pic

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

I forgot that it's real picture sunday!

I like this. post more please it gives me a good chuckle.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

*also stares at your profile*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)

hhahah did you even edit this?

this is so unnessary for b3ta.com/board that is funny as fuck

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

repeated masturbation

has caused my print out to run, and my laminator is broken.
shame.

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

(gay anal 69 69 bonerjam '97)

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)

and the rest

*rubs*

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

that's WKD

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connor, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

hey connor

I have fulfilled a request you made at another site.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

i know i left you a thank you comment

you are not connectible though it would seem you might wanna fiddle with your ports.

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connor, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

Nudge nudge

wink wink, say no MORE!

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in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

tries to make a further erotic 'router settings' based joke..

fails.

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connor, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

it shall be up again on the morrow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)

ordinarily

i'd photoshop this

but i'm not going to

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)

no need

it's already photoshopped

can't you tell...:(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'll do it for you then :)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

I AM SWINGING ON MY SWING AND IT IS SO FUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

booyah!!!!

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)

I CAN SWING ALL BY MYSELF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

nnnggggghhh

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)

for some reason that reminds me of maria carey...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

licky licky

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)

hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaaahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahha

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

heh

i think he liked that

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)

dOCTOR dYSLEXIA is a faggot witH A GAY BOner and bitchDISCO

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

why blood?

I don't like the blood

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

indeed

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

well listen to this:

eat shit your dad is gay and has cancer in his dick from fucking you in the ear with a cellphone

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

That's quite some piss stream there.

Must be some kind of gift/talent/curse delete as appropriate.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

it is all of those things

general violence, let me tell you that god gave us pee for a reason and GOLDEN shower hospital is a real thing starring george clooney as himself

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

I see

Then you have won the bonus prize of 30 V's
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

duck tit piss twat duck duck canard

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

i like how shitty all these pictures are

it is hard to draw with a laptop pad

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

steal a tablet from someone

they won't mind

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)

you could totally sell that on wikifur I reckon.

is a furry with feathers still a furry?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

yes it is. i think featherfurs have somekind of a different name but they are all in the same.

im actually thinking it would be fun to share my violent animal (sex)people pictures with a fur group just for a good reaction.

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

oooohhhhh hell yes

PLEASE TO DOCUMENT ANY RESULTANT HILARITY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)

I like your pissduck very much

However the other 2 aren't to your usual standard

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9208563

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

cuntass spunkbrother

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

do the words mean anything to you??

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9208626

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

good evening B3ta types

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

i hate it

when that happens to me

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

good evening boss

sure been a beautiful day

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

hahahha that is so great.

that sucks that i just posted my bullshit right before your picture. sorry. so so sorry.

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

I can travel through time

I go at a speed of one second per second.
/rips off explosm joke

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

And I can make 5 minutes seem like an eternity

simply by telling some of my best jokes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

The next bit of the joke is

"Uh... isn't that the normal rate at which time flows"
"Hey, you might not remember me - I'm from the past and I've come here to tell you that you're a douchebag"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

hehe

probably get away with that on a technicality

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

Haha, good stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

Evening, Mr Toats

I would like to subscribe to this adventure but I would like a red box please.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

red costs more because they technically cost more to paint

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

Pffft!

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in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

funny because it's true

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

genuine LOL

a well deserved *CLICK*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)

Haha

Very good :) *click*

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)

belated arf!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)

fitting..

Click for bigger (54 kb)

(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

Agreed

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

She may be the first to have terminal cancer

but, Kylie Minogue was the first to have cancer and pull through

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'd take cancer

if it meant Kylie would pull me off.
It's a small chance but I'm going for a cig anyway.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

pffffffffffft

WELL PLAYED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

FFS she may have been irritating

but this is a bit harsh.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

yeah...

I hope the bitch suffers

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

Why?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

Why?

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in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

Why?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

I just don't know!

Don't keep on at me! *weeps*

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in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

Why?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)

to get her out of the fucking media, for one thing

didn't work with that whore Diana though

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

Aye.

I don't agree, but I want to Newcastle things up.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

Canny.

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in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

I hope Mohammed Al Fayed will give a free wedding dress to every single person dying of cancer now

because heaven forbid he did this just for the publicity

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

"Here's a free wedding dress and, oh are those cameras?

Well I would never have expected cameras, oh and on the day I'm wearing my

PHILIP
KILLED
DIANA

T-shirt as well. What a strange coincedence"

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

It is easy to ignore news coverage about Jade Goody's terminal illness

I wish those that weren't interested (I'm not, although I think it is sad) would stop carping about it.

I wouldn't wish what has happened to her on anyone.

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custard, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

The bookies stopped taking money on this one.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

ris

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

^yup

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Well, it's Oscar night tonight,

but Mr Christian Bale has been in the news recently for being very rude to a crew member on a film.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

p
e
n
n
y

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

I've always wondered

you often see actors with beards. Now is that because they grow a beard on purpose inbetween films in case they're offered a part that requires one and then they don't have to start from scratch at short notice?

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

it's because actors are played by other actors when they're not in films

often these people have beards

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

I see

I myself am now down to the daily shave :(

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

the daily shave

I have that on order at the corner shop

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

i have seen Salma Hayek do this too

so I wondered

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

Sonic and Balls

Click for bigger (146 kb)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

sonic is say "MMLGNLGMLGNGL"

balls is say "LMLGNLMTAILBMLANG"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

That's easy for you to say.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

worryingly, it is

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

ahah this is so good it made my balls drop

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

finally

after all those years :D

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

hehhehheh

I like your style.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)

Good stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

Ayatollah Tomhollah Khomeini

(iamgoingtohell, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

you know that movie where sean connary is an arabian dude who cuts people's heads off and pees down their throats

what was that film?

EDIT: it was finding forrester

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

i must say, it sounds like one of his more charming roles

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

nicely done!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

Good One

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahahahah

brilliant

and thanks for my fp ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

This is good.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)

The Credit Crunch Meant Downsizing The Tour Bus.

Response to:- www.b3ta.com/board/9208489

Van Spotted Last Week.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

th(e)y probably lost all of thei(r) moneies from people downloading their a(l)bums on (line) illeagally with computers online

fuck metal(lick "weiners")ica they "suck" (dicks) musically

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

CAN YOU TELL HER I'M LEAVING?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

(yes) or (no)

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

turns out there are a number of songs called "If You See Kay"

but I can't find the one I'm thinking of (featured in Bad Boy Bubby).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwXCAYi6Qk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjmxUSsL-qk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

META-LICKER

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

Ha ha ha

horny bastard

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

Everything seams to be in order here

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hurrah!

click just SOOOOOO hard

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

Arf!

Must have been a working liquid lunch.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

I like everything about this picture except the tag

(not yours, yours is nicely nicely)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)

i saw a man in a leather kilt in front of me in line at thriftway buy a box of tampons, a cucumber and a bottle of wine.

he was a cool dude.

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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

but in which order is he going to use these items

that's what matters

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)

I think he's going to get the cucumber drunk and take advantage of it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)

maybe he's going to smuggle it

to mexico

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)

get drunk, get down with the long green fellow, and stem the bloodflow afterwards? is that what society is doing nowadays?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)

hahah

i can see the hallmarks of MS Paint upon this item :P

but it is your first pic :)

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weaver., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

nil skill involved

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spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:58, archived)

That lady is far too thin.

Although with shoulders and a nose like that, perhaps it's not a lady after all.

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zoldergoose, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)

i couldn't decide either at the time of drawing- it's just a generic person :)

though in the right-hand picture it's supposed to be the line of his\her sleeves. doesn't really work though. especially with such a tiny lower half (solely due to spazzy drawing)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

It is still very nice.

I would a whole pig to go with my weak student pasta-based meal.

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zoldergoose, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

A whole pig?

A whole pie?
A whole pigpie?

All options are good.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig

pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig

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spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

beef

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)

BACONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)

CHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

>:(

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

>:(

GAMMON!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

Tofu

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

eh??

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

TOFU

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

Oh!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

BACON!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

PIG PIG PIG PIG!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

PIGSTY PIGSTY PIGSTY PIGSTY

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

I'm discomeats, and I approve of this message.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)

I agree.

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

I would like a whole bacon, that would make me happy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

heheh

I noticed in the Subway chains here there's a little disclaimer to the effect that their low-fat options do not constitute a diet plan.
Which is pretty much the opposite to their mind-numbing "Jared" campaign.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Fogle

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)

Leave Jaren alone!

Leave him alone! He's a human being!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

JARED HAS AIDES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

That would explain the weight loss

BTW good or bad?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

Pig?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

HA HA HA

Love it click it comp it

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

Here you are then.

On the run from San Francisco zoo. They're having a competition to name him, look. Silly suggestions?

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zoldergoose, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

Picture response ASAP bud.

*Click*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

mister gorilla pants.

lovely!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)

Was just about to suggest "Mr Banana Pants"

mindpissed.

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giant_squid, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)

bananapants is better.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Obama

/New York Post

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

clyde, of course!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

FartyPants the LOLprimate

I can has vegeburger?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

Igor

illa

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

I need some wing mirrors like that

where can i get them?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)

silly you

www.WingMirrorMan.co.uk

of course

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

can't find anything suitable for 1954 land rover on there :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

The psychological trauma still with him, many years later...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)

hahaha

mechanical orchid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)

The Pope is worse than Hitler.

woo

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)

I IZ YOUR HITLER, BEING YOUR POPE!!!!!!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:46, archived)

they is both germanzz

they work in alliance

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killersquid is working for the weekend, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)

Are you sure?

www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/07/15/hundreds-fear-job-axe-in-alliance-leicester-takeover-115875-20643847/

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)

Hitler was Austrian

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)

Quite predictable but

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)

Too soon

tut tut

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)

work it out with a pencil

very funny

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)

ahhhahhhahhah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)

push!

sorry bout the filesize, i'm not at home and this crappy software i'm using is very limited, and apparently unregistered! lol

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)

Unregistered

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)

that registered

with me. woo!

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enceladus, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)

hahaha

glimpsed enough for a good lol

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

heh

nice one.

you can probably find a better animation program, though nothing leaps to mind. I use Micro$oft gif animator, which is free, but also shit.
Apparently the GIMP does GIFs, but there's quite a learning curve on that (I hear).

www.google.co.nz/search?q=gif+animation+software+download

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

thanx

...but i have adequate facilities at home.
this nasty prog will do for quickies where i am at the mo.

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)

That has bindun to death

you nasty little man.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)

Also,

you stink.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)

I fucking hate you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)

You two are only joking, right?

Where are the wink emoticons to reassure me?

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enceladus, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)

No, he's a terrible cunt

and I am going to hunt him down and fucking end him.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)

There's a lot

of love on the board tonight. I feel all warm and tingly...

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enceladus, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)

Kiss from a club?

Also: ta to all from down there, I went away to watch some salmon on the telly :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)

and also:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7904322.stm?lss

Picture 2, why didnt they just shave their heads, scrubs style?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)

She'll probably be dead before it grows back.

Would look a bit disrespectful at the funeral.

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zoldergoose, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)

But the bridesmaids looked like a swim team!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)

Hehehe

Twat him Barry!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)

Nice

Batman Outfit!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)

*bindun?

*If yes then it will be better than this shit!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)

So you just do a sort of digging motion with the controller?

That game sounds shite.

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zoldergoose, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)

It is good for upper body strength

but still shite

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)

ima smell some wee on this mat

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killersquid is working for the weekend, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)

hahahaha,jonathon would love that

(wibbly wobbly)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)

Wiibly Wobbly?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)

Hahaha!!!

They NEED to make this game!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)

There is something I saw in PCG

Carrion Reanimating

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)

I have twitted it to him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)

too soon?

(Claxon_Beverage, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)

not a celeb ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)

yeh

but neither is she

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)

how long has swayze?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)

too fucking long

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)

nice tits

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)

catnipppp and lindaaaaargh

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)

If you can't join'em . . . lick'em !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)

heh heh

...and this is totally UNSHOPPED!!arf

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:24, archived)

Yeeeeee HAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHa

good gawd, i have never looked so sexy, thank you!

.

(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)

and

realizes that his tongue does that constantly, and no one ever is rude enough to mention it.

.

(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)

I thought that perhaps you'd had peanutbutter sammichs and were in dire need of milk . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)

yes!...good idea there for another animation..slurp slurp

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)

huuuuuujmmmmmmm i'm drujnk

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)

Awww how sweet.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)

fucking hell.

the things you see when you don't have a gun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:45, archived)

You?

Stuff it Jew Hater

.

(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)

more personal insults

and lies?
You really are quite an abhorrent chap.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)

yea, right

aren't you late for your klan meeting?

.

(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)

you are picking on the wrong guy.

My attitude towards racism and bigotry is well known and quite the opposite of what you suggest. Might have something to do with being in a mixed race marriage.
You'll have to find some other fabrication to spread about me. How about calling me obese? Oh yeah, you tried that one and sadly failed. On account of me not being fat.
Why not try and attack me through my inability to use photoshop. You started that the other night but did not carry it on. I'll be waiting to prove you wrong there also.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)

so the big and tall men's shop has XXL klan robes too? good for you! Now if they only had photoshop classes.

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(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)

how old are you?

You behave like a child.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)

That

is the first time you did not lie.

.

(Catnipppp, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)

HahaHehe

lol

(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 19:09, archived)

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