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[challenge entry] hey dj, get your grubby fingers off of me.
just a wee record...



...for the icon challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# wikka wikka wikka
black tit
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# only if you're a perv.
and like centred nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Do another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# i did, about 2 1/2 years ago.
it was also record-related.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# You get to click the button
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwweh
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# it's a record, not a karaoke disk.
*frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Hey dj
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6LPMr5Fzmc
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# i'm the flayva!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# where's radio raheem when we need him?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# GET DOWN
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=da_CTafu7jY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# careful, the surprise sex crew is in the house.
raper's delight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# "this is such an awesome song. i wish that the video title would be changed though."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# yeah, it should be "child-raper's delight".
love those white and red flame jumpsuits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Caveman old school. Wow.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Freaks of the industry
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# it's a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# i figured you'd say that, you sexfreak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Tag it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# now where did i leave my tiny can of spray paint?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Nice one. I want it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# then you shall have it.
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# both are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# thanks.
i would love to have the 45 insert one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# ...wickwick...wack...
...i got an itch... maybe i should scratch... (oh,that's right, you hate the Beastie Boys and will not get this reference... nevermind)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# heh, i'll stop saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# The fella just did this and wanted me to show you all


It's his first go in Illustrator. Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# hippo looks worried
poor hippo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# you're a bannana
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I am pealable
and my skin is yellow.

these are the facts of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Look on the bright side.
Women sometimes insert you in their vagina.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# slop slop slop
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Hello. SugarSpun here.
I just thought I'd inform you that they don't. Sorry, don't mean to break the illusion or anything, but eww.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# you deleted it.
pesky pesky
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# hello sugarspuns "fella" here
would just like to inform you all that she prefers a pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I'm stil sore :(
Somebody help me, he's got a whole fruitbowl. There's starfruit and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Greengrocer
looking to off load some stock
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Offload elsewhere
There's a mouse in the kitchen Jesus fuck almighty I've never ran that fast
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# DURIAN: KING OF FRUIT
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# although you do have to be careful with these as they may attract tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# I had a durian milkshake once
it was like drinking a milk shake made from a man eating plant that had just eaten a person. It made me so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Bananas are more for anal then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I like this, so I clicked the I like this button
However I have know idea what it it supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# t's....
a racist hippo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# JAWOHL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# somehow this is believable...
...(somehow).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# ha ha...
...that's the laugh i needed.... goodnight, man!... haa haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# that's better than my first fumble in illustrator.
good to see you, sss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# : D I'M TIRED
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# THIS.. IS.. B3TA!
 
a glorious thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# helloooooo
ooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# oh now do I? do I? yeeeeeeeeeeeah:
I like your Halloween costume!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Shut the fuck,
dickmonkey.





XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Dick monkey? throw me a peanut for five minutes of fun then babydoll...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# ...
babydoll?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# a term of endearment I seem to have picked up.
I've got it on my login screen
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Oh, okay.
I pick those up, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# the worst for it is a mate of mine who picked up lad a couple of years ago.
he irritated more than a few women that way.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I am currently winking at people
this is what I now do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# That can be really creepy out of context.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# this is true of all the good things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# *apple pies*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# For some reason
all those words together aren't making sense for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# A mate of mine is the worst person I know for picking up odd terms of endearment.
He started using 'lad', as in 'Hey lad what's the time?' or 'Owzitgoan lad, you up for a schooner?' etc.

The problem was when he was talking to women and called them lad. Then he tried to recover it by using ladette. epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# he should shift to fella
fella is universal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Aaaaaah.
What's a schooner?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# it's both a type of boat, and a size of beer serving.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# So he'd ask if you fancied a boat?
How strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Every woman would like a ride on my boat!
:)

go ask the nearest londoner if you don't get that
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Somehow, I doubt that...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# it's got an outboard motor and a glass bottom
you can see all the fishes as you fly by.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# OMG!
Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I'm told I'm attractive. Pity no single female has told me that.
but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# So you've been told that by...?
Gay men? Your mum?



;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# every one loves a teddybear
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# He's a teddybear?
Like an actual teddybear?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Just google ron jeremy, then imagine him with a beard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# 1 non-single woman. 1 ? status woman of about 44
3 very weird women.

1 muslim guy.

The gay bloke said he didn't like beards :(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Jesus had a beard. Didn't he like Jesus?




My friend is posing as a sort of Jesus for me on Saturday. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# mine's all short and neat at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Ahah.
I don't have a beard. *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# how far can I push my luck I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I was going to make a reference to lip hair
but i think it's going too far...but not far enough that im not going to make it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Um...
okay...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I think he wants to tell you that you do have a beard but he doesn't know if he has enough kudos to successfully get away with it. This is what I think k3b/-\b means.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Wrong lips
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# It's like a whole new language to me. A language of dumbfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# we're both hons 1 in advanced science.
we end sentences with conjunctions, pularise you, say fuck every sentence. we hardly fit the mould of the academic type to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuck every sentence! Fuck 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# NOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# TO BE LOVED
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Sorry, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# your minor keys, your half-lit cigarette
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijfWIxfE4YM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
#
orly
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# He looks a lot like one of your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Orly?
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Any one
they all look the fucking same
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# >:[




I knoww.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Don't listen to old hags like me
I'm just jealous of your youth and your persistence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# WHY WON'T YOU PANDER LIKE THE REST!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# you seem to be in an unusal mood this evening. you been sniffing liquid paper again?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Am I?
No, I stopped sniffing that. But toner is goooood. :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# just be aware that glue sniffing does not mean clag paste.
toner is too obvious, the black rings around your nose will give you away. mash some apples skin and all, put them in a 2 litre bottle top up with water and put the lid on for a few days. when the bottle is rock hard you've got the crappiest booziest cider imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# mofaha says I can't try it.
He said it would be gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# that's where half the fun comes from.
also add more sugar; it will help make it stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*puts apples and sugar and water in bottle* *waits*
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# why do I always feel compelled to read it all.
why
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Ahahahahah
fial.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# vial
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# it's drinkable.
as derangedletters says add sugar, also add sultanas and cloves if you want to improve the flavour a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I am probably going to try this at some point.
grog!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# if you do, try it properly and ferment in a seperate bottle with
an air bubble lock. then decant into drinking bottles and put a little bit of sugar in it.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Lots of cloves. Thousands even.
That way, the anaesthetic will numb your tongue sufficiently so you can get pissed without the disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I'M NOT LIKE THE REST
I AM YOU IF YOU HAD BEEN BORN IN 1979
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# you're an american female from new jersey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# No, I'm a Welsh woman who can't draw very well
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# the best kinds
and crap.. I missed my 7,000
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# well show me a picture of your naked self anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# a very forward welsh lady who can't draw
okay here's apicture of my penis
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# That's just a photo of a sad cock
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Oh, cool!
here's a present
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# How did you screengrab my dreams from lastnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Maaaaagicccc
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# You bloody witch
Did you record the bit with Iggy & Zach Braff?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Maybeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# NO SENSE OF DIGNITY.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Awwwwhahahaha :D
:DDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hatfluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# STOMP STOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# CURBSTOMP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# STOMP?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# IHATEYOU
ihateyouihateyouihateyou.






:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I just went to facebook for a sec...here's a status and comment:
k3b/-\b's mate: doesn't like his new officemate who stamps when he walks.

k3b/-\b's comment:

STOMP STOMP STOMP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI

I still had it on my clipboard so good :)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Hahahahah
ik ben dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# aw it am ded. :(
I horsed someone else on facebook. I really must stop irritating everyone I know like this.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yes you must.
You might not have any friends if you don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# notice the use of "everyone I know"
I think the time is already too late.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# DOES THE TIN MAN HAVE A SHEET METAL COCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "what does he mean he'll be watching us like a shit hawk
what the fuck is a shit hawk anyway"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# :O
And on that, I am off to bed to watch Steve Buscemi and Alec Baldwin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# What are they doing in your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# MAKING A MOVIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# In pajamas ?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# you have made me put the oscars on now.
Horse face and James Bond are presenting the nobody gongs right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# you are a bad bad bad man
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# This made me cry special tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I see a manatee on a longboard
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Scaramouche Scaramouche
can you do the Mazda Bongo
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# How on earth is the fella on the right surprised?
What exactly is he surprised at????
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# how refreshing it tastes
like a zesty cinnamon flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Cinnaminnaninnamon
is refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# well, goodness,
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# First there was Lemon Party.
Then there was Poo Party!


Woo Party.


edit- PS- YOU FREAK! Lovely lovely FREAK. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# This is too good to be bad.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# this paint tastes brown!
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# clicked
buts I feel rather odd at clicking 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ning
also taa for the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Logo A Quo Quo !
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[challenge entry] WII


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(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# CONTENDERS, READY!?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# LOLSTICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Well
heloooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If you werent so young, I would maybe love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Just shame fuelled sex then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# dogs.. no sense of dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# That's what I find so sexy about them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# NO DIGNITY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# It makes me wonder if it will detect metal too . . .
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# He is holding his long metallic pointed penis
it reaches the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# tophatsssss


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(demeiz, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Seamless.
Like her panties.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# FREEZE BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Is this from the Oscar Awards?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaaw !
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# now I know why my parents kept me away from Buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah . . . it's that hot saddle action !
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# I just found this in my b3ta folder circa 2005, can't remember who made it but whoever did made me laugh so much I question my sanity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I guess so . . . beh !
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# and then____they were face to face!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Put him on . . . ICE !
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# Yes,
massive aliens on Vanilla Ice would be agreeable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Na na nice nice baby !
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# Do do do do duddle do do!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# silly purple bastard
he has chosen an awkward position to freeze in.

silly purple bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# silly arrangedletters
you pressed the wrong reply button didn't you

silly arrangedletters
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# He thought he was playing in goal
for Charlton.

Oh no he didnt, our goalie just falls on the floor as soon as anyone comes near him. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# maybe he keeps thinking he's a goalkeeper for columbia
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Maybe,
but I know that he is the reason I hate northerners.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# you only hate northerners
in the privacy of your own home though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Ha!
That's what you think! I am currently running up the High Street in my knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I AM A MAN! NOT A PURPLE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Racist!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# And what of it?
I absolutely detest white people!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Silly number 6 . . . will you never break ?
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# YES!
 
whether or not there's a back-story here, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Being held at arm's length
*slow claps*

I'm far too tired. Have a WOO and a G'nite.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I'm detecting a certain anti-purple bastard sentiment to this image
Purple bastards are people too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Winklepickers in the desert?
Somebody should inform them of appropriate footwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# yeah!...
...i never trusted those purple bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# SUPERHAPPYFUNTIEMS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
#
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# you've got to beat it with a stick, you've got to beat it til it's thick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# you got to beat it on it's face, you've got to beat it with a mace
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# you gotta live until you're dead you gotta rock til you see red NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# shake it and break it and scream til you make it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Sick of conspiracies

So here's a new one!
(Valefar So what?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Are you Catnipppp in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Negative
(But I do like your posts.)
(Valefar So what?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hopefully he has better taste in music....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Either way, I like the cathode ray tube,
and I like vinyl records.

And wall-sized tellies full of mess are obviously shit. Get the technology sorted out before foisting it on us without any alternative, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Bet they're not as much fun to smash
unless they belong to someone you don't like, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I must concur with you
on the vinyl front. It does sound better, mainly for its broadness of register. And its massiveness :D

But, I do like these new small TV screen thingys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# oh pish.
I'm an audio snob and love vinyl but no amount of nostalgia is going to make it sound better than a FLAC lossless digital recording from the source. I know all about how less of the waveform is captured but if there is a human being on the planet that can tell that audibly then he is an evolutionary freak.
It's much the same with geeks who talk about how many super frames per second their latest water-cooled video card can run the latest version of twat monkey 3 with full spec. Here's the deal muppets, the human eye can not register beyond 25 frames per second, that's why PAL is 50hz interleaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ou can still know it is happenening
which helps you feel smug.


plus twat monkey 3 is a wonderful game.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# You talking about yourself again? ;)
I do agree, modern stuff should stick with what it is.

However, the majority of what I listen to is pre1980. So, Vinyl was what it was made to be played on. For me, it said it all with the digital remaster of The Who Live at Leeds. They whacked it onto CD, spent years on it, but it had none of the quality or charm of the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# You've never actually tested this, have you?
Just this second loaded up a game. Capped its frame rate to 25 (75htz progressive scan monitor), and verified that it is indeed 25fps by several sources. What do I see? It's very jerky. Very very jerky. Ignoring taring it's still jerky up to 50fps, but 70fps is pretty much smooth as silk.
Easiliy varifiable.
PAL TV looks shite.

(Sqn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Never tested it?
I did TV and audio electronics engineering at Salford University and regardless of your 'test' it is clinical fact that the brain can not process more than 25 frames a second which is why 50hz is used in PAL anything less you see flicker and anything higher you perceive a still picture.
You might think PAL is bad and sure there are better but you can bet your arse that NTSC is not it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon-wheel_effect
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Still picture?
How many games or TV shows involve still pictures? Try it with a moving image, in this little test it was a rotating radar dish if you must know. Honestly guv'. Try it. I'm not bullshitting you.
(Sqn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# what I mean by 'still picture'
is that you do not see the flicker of the frames being drawn above 25fps ( it's actually around 24 point something )
As for your test see the wiki link above as this has been industry standard knowledge since the movies started. Screen frame rates and film speeds are not chosen at random but because of this effect that we can't register the image any faster than 25fps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# There's a difference
between being able to see a single individual frame at higher than 25fps and being unable to tell between 25 and higher frames a second. www.100fps.com/how_many_frames_can_humans_see.htm
Even Wikipedia says so on the FPS article.
(Sqn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# ok I'm wrong and you are correct.
my education was a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# No,
It wasn't, you didn't do a degree in eyes. Have a cookie.
(Sqn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Your entire life is a fucking waste, you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# "TV and Audio Electronics" has fuck all to do with knowing anything about "clinical facts".
The wagon wheel effect is also irrelevant here.

Wow, you prove your ignorance of just about everything more and more each day.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Well, we've all had some cunt try to show us a DVD
on his massive new telly.
And been so underwhelmed, and so pissed off for being asked round in the first place, that we've ended up shooting his fucking dog and all kinds of unpleasantness has erupted.

Yes?

Analogue, me. For as long as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How can I argue with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Don't argue.
Just shoot the fucking dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I love my big TV and my modern gadgets
and I also love my remnants of a vinyl collection and my old SL 1210 players. There is room for all. What there is not room for is any more content on the analogue carrier waves even after utilising the sidebands for digital through he aerial content.
You want movie channels, sport channels and fishing channels? Gotta have direct digital feed. Nothing odd about that.
What they need to sort out is the content and not give me 200 channels of stuff that was not only on 20 years ago but has been on this channel all fucking month.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# You really are a miserable old bastard.
Aren't you.

AREN'T YOU! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I have 295 channe;s available to me right now and you know what I'm watching?
celebrity fucking deathmatch. It's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# It's worse than that, mate.
He's an employer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Not any more.
All those lazy cunts are gone.
Until I need more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Read Doonesbury, Pasa.
Currently.
It'll make you laff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# some what ironic.
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# And they wonder why people download stuff
It's barely worth owning a TV, with the iPlayer and torrents and all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Here's lookin' at you !
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# That's very nice!
What do you call it and what do you feed it? It looks as if it might respond to treats.
(Valefar So what?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# It's called . . . retro fit . . . and it eats air waves !
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# I should like one of these for my very own
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# It would make a nice pet . . .
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# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Does it look like a boat ?
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# Only the best tinfoil hats do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Silver me timbers !
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# The government have infiltrated our lower colons.
Join the fight and shit for truth!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)
# *would shit for truth but finds colon blocked with tin foil*
it's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# "There is a policeman inside all our heads, he must be destroyed."
That's got to be my favourite anarchist movement catchphrase ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# UNDER THE PAVING STONES, THE BEACH !
Woooo-hooooooo !

Who's with me?

*looks around*

Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It sounds plausible and real
I think I'll try this out on my less intelligent mates this week
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Please do.
It's a piece of piss. I made it up on the spot after a recent experience with a nitwit who sees a conspiracy everywhere (probably including his fucking cornflakes). I'm tired of this. Hasn't anyone ever heard of Occam's Razor? (I know I'm going to regret having written that.)
(Valefar So what?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# So you employed Occams Razor.
Well done.

To what do you imply it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# occams razor isn't great for shaving
as the simplest thing to do is just have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Brilliant
I will quote you for the rest of my life (not kidding).
(Valefar So what?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Whilst ignoring everyone who is trying
to have a conversation with you?

Sounds like you've shown previous....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Death to videodrome.
And god forbid we take something plaudible-sounding seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I am sorry.
But do you mean plausible?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I suppose one could assume that
yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Can I just state,
that the situation you are implying already exists. It is known as copyright. I am a big fan of Saturday Night Live. The only way that I can watch it is by downloading it illegaly. What you seem to fight against seems to be what everyone wants as far as I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I believe he was being satirical
And perhaps you are being satirical too, in which case I'm being post-modernist
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Well do you know what?
I don't think he is. I think that he is a child who, through the powers he despises, is given a voice across many oceans. He should stick closer to home before he tries to save the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I think you are an ironing board stategically placed underneath a glass vessel containing molten teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# CFSPC!
where do I sign up?
(doobydooby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# OMG!!! HOT CHERRY POPPIN ACTION!!!111

larger .swf version

this took me soo long, i was going to just do a 3 frame picture but i decided to go all out and make it move and it was rather fun to do..
orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# ^
*would say more, but...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Geddoff my intellectual property!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Don't worry yr pretty little head. I'm not telling.
You filthy (common criminal) bastad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# 1. Not Pretty
2, Not little
3) Your the interlectual property nickering toerag:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I reckon the interlechal property rights on " hahaha *glees*"
would stand up pretty well. Bring on da QCs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# This is really well done!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# moving pictures, yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Flowers on the left are too far forward (layerwise)!
Also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# aww
i well didnt see that
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# You notice he wasn't bothered by the human sized cherry, the fact that it can be deflated and that the sun has eyes though?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# You have spoilt it for all of us now!!
Go to your room and thing about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Mwahah ha
My reign of terror will never end!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# It's will soon
It's almost your bed time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# no need to worry
i changed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# There goes my reign of terror
Now what am I supposed to do? I'm all out of Wii compo ideas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . gotta love that Hot Cherry Poppin Action !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I love you so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# NSFW!
but I am glad you linked to a SFW version so I can show my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Cor!
This is charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# looks good
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Hehehe!
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Ahahah
It's adorabubble. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Louvely
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Damm Woo
Bloody YaY
Dashed Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Pfffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Wii Picasso?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# wii want you, wii want you, wii want you in a nice new suit
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# for any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# gotta love the feel of a new suit
no, none at all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Not as good as your usual work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# 4/10
Needs more pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Wii took him to the dentist !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I like this and I have indicated this by clicking the relevant thing
Frankly your usual style bores me, it's a taste thing. However I think you are a talented individual. I enjoyed your daily updates with the door and the psych referrals.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.............Was all I could think up.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Wii aim too . . . please !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Magnum PM
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# considering my real, honest to god, IRL name is tom sellick
seeing old fuzzy lips all over the board this week has made me come over all odd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# He'd be a fan of the Eagle Squadron
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I made another version of this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# MCP is angry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# There is fear in those eyes
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Can't we just . . . make up . . . and be friends ?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Haha!
YOUR PROBLEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Mommy, I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# fuhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Masquera zombie. Must eat lipstick...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)
# plinkety plonk
(MP3J part2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That's tickling the old ivories !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# PLONK LIKE YOU NEVER PLONKED BEFORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yay!
i have that exact domo figure. It is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)
# PLONK YEW LIKE A SCHNURRICANE!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Shopping
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Can you make that bigger pleasE?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# That source pic was taken in Edinburgh
True.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Source pic?
You mean the pic with some text on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# The P behind the TOAP
Edit : his name is Gary "Stretch" Turner, and he's with the Circus of Horrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# You really are a fucking moron arent you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# GADZOOKS
I can't imagine how much that would hurt buy any stretch of the imagination

nice
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# This is Clip Art
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# This is spang!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# HA HA HA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# First time I've used this pic, be honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I am most honoured!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Thanks!
Whats SPANG ???? I am a noob
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It's an Onomatopoeia
Based upon the audible sound caused by a high-velocity metal cooking implement, for example a frying pan, sharply striking a person's face in reaction to an exceptionally bad pun.
(and I was spanging BargeArse)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# damn good explanation
bravo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# or a shovel
they make a wonderful alternative to cooking implements
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# the noise made after a terrible pun has been commited
s-p-a-n-g-g-g-g-g-g
p.s. welcome noob
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# have you actually photoshoped any of this?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# yes
I made the mans face look slightly more stretchy than it actually is, I only moved four pixles. lazy
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# This isn't very good
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Any more for my ignore list?
I was just figuring if I was going to add one person I may was well get a job lot done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# the one eyed astropus


my blog has more pics of the making if you can be arsed. amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I can not help but fucking love you!
This is absolutely awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# oh yes indeed
fablass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Just yeah.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# However:
Does 'astropus' translate as 'pus of the stars'?

Good gracious, I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Great Space Machine !
Blog is looking good too !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# This IS win!
I love the updates. You are most gifted, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# You have made another thing of beauty
I love these things you do
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Those are some stylish wing mirrors
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# yays
where does he go to the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Extra special.
Woo's and yay's and tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Look Cal
it's Doug Exeter.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# interoceter?
i barely knew her!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Try . . . angulate !
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Now turn the intensifier disc
18 degrees to the smug.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

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