haha!
i love the way they have started fires here and there to try and destroy the rubbish albeit unsuccessfully!
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It's the Pinky Ponk
that farts all the time. What warped brain came up with that thing?
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Those people aren't doing a great job at gardening
I can still see some green along the edges
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I can still see some green along the edges
My EXTENSIVE* knowledge of psychology
allows me to see that every character in that show can be likened to a disorder.
*non-existant
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*non-existant
Macca Pacca: OCD
He washes rocks for fucks sake.
Tombleboos: Paranoid Schitzophrenia
Ten screaming voices moving as one entity, panicing at the slightest thing.
Iggle Piggle: Downs
Never actually does anything, potato faced.
Oopsie Daisy: I'm torn between autism or cerebal palsy.
Low mental age/lack of social skills
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Tombleboos: Paranoid Schitzophrenia
Ten screaming voices moving as one entity, panicing at the slightest thing.
Iggle Piggle: Downs
Never actually does anything, potato faced.
Oopsie Daisy: I'm torn between autism or cerebal palsy.
Low mental age/lack of social skills
Your extensive* knowledge
of psychology is rather like your extensive* knowledge of In The Night Garden
Tombliboos - There are 3 of them not 10
Pontipines - There are 10 of these annoying lil fellas
Upsy-Daisy btw
(*non existant)
EDIT:Ugh being the parent of a 2yr old really shows sometimes doesn't it
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Tombliboos - There are 3 of them not 10
Pontipines - There are 10 of these annoying lil fellas
Upsy-Daisy btw
(*non existant)
EDIT:Ugh being the parent of a 2yr old really shows sometimes doesn't it
Hahaha
Sorry to TJ: Can anyone help me? I'm looking for the vid of the kid who
(boarding, biking, not sure) crashes into a tree and it gets him in the plums.
I've searched all manner of possibilities but can't find it :(
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(boarding, biking, not sure) crashes into a tree and it gets him in the plums.
I've searched all manner of possibilities but can't find it :(
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=kid+crashes+into+tree%2C+video
Sorry, not specifically aimed at your request but I've just discovered this site and was desperate to try it out!
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Sorry, not specifically aimed at your request but I've just discovered this site and was desperate to try it out!
are you sure it's not the spanish one where the guy is skating
and he goes nuts first into a signpost?
or am i thinking of different 'lol he won't be having kids now' video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU_SsL6KCWY
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or am i thinking of different 'lol he won't be having kids now' video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU_SsL6KCWY
He was originally watching Time Team
but for thebenefit of this joke, it can be spring watch
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:09,
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Oh Lord, that is priceless!
I wonder what he's watching, he looks so engrossed!
/gazelle on the veldt, perhaps?
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36,
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/gazelle on the veldt, perhaps?
Phoarr! Just look at that big one!
Good morning you shower of lovely bastards!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:02,
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Good morning you shower of lovely bastards!
hahaha
I foresee a significant increase in Eastenders plotline quality
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:56,
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*sends back TV license as she can't stand either of these programs*
Woo! You crazy genius
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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And I bet they still charge the same!
that's chuckalicious mr Toast :D
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54,
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And
ITV says that there is going to be cutbacks due to the multi billion losses of the last year, apparently they are going to reduce the amount of quality programming and concentrate on cheap 'reality' shows. This reminds me of the old joke about not being able to make something cheaper as that would involve having to make it worse and that just isn't possible.
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Hey RG
I was 'up your way' on Friday for a funeral - hurrah!
Brompton Cemetary is as nice as could be.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:04,
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Brompton Cemetary is as nice as could be.
So I've heard
And they dare to say the age of romance is dead, if you will.
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Hello fella
How you doing? Today I will be mostly FILING, which I've managed to put off since November.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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MN!! Is that you?
Cor blimey, you're a sight.
How's Sluff life? And the lovely L?
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How's Sluff life? And the lovely L?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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But these are carrots...
and that means Hamsters.
*Shades*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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*Shades*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Absolutely
This looks suspiciously like Frank Hovis on the lavatory.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34,
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Look at the riht hand column
"...You don't have to upload your clips online - you can send them in by post, too
LINK
How to go postal..."
Harry Hill teaching people to go postal...
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LINK
How to go postal..."
Harry Hill teaching people to go postal...
No offence. I just can't see how putting a guy in a scene or whatever is humourous.
LOOK, TODAY HE IS WALKING DOWN A PAVEMENT. HAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE HE'S NOT WALKING DOWN THAT PAVEMENT.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:32,
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I don't mind if there's some sort of back story
but this henry guy doesn't have any sort of continuity.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:34,
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hahaha homeless!
seriously though - i knew it would've bindun but does it really matter? the board's not exactly flying along is it.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:30,
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Maybe so
But this particular one gets posted about once a day now.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06,
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But this particular one gets posted about once a day now.
well i promise not to post another one -
in the mean time i'll get on with my saddam/santa comp
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^this. Henry has become the most tedious of all wagons.
I didn't mind the first couple of pictures that JPG did, one was funny and one was kind of poignant.
Please let it go, the same damn source is annoying. No one has even bothered to think up some humorous story revolving around him.
It is just some old bloke walking down a road.
Let it go people.
edit: k3b/-\b will be accused of moaning in 3...2...1...
edit edit: readability and grammar.
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Please let it go, the same damn source is annoying. No one has even bothered to think up some humorous story revolving around him.
It is just some old bloke walking down a road.
Let it go people.
edit: k3b/-\b will be accused of moaning in 3...2...1...
edit edit: readability and grammar.
(Bad)Typography 'Ning! I thought you needed art in your day today.
Steely Span - Saucy Sailor (most likely Trad song)
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Steely Span - Saucy Sailor (most likely Trad song)
art! At this time of the morning? Are you mad.
i don't like the font and it's too brown.
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Nice fontage :)
Twas on the Good ship Venus
By God, you should have seen us
The figurehead was very nice indeed
All the crew were very nice too!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:41,
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By God, you should have seen us
The figurehead was very nice indeed
All the crew were very nice too!
Yep, I like that
The beardy old jumper wearing folky that I am....
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My Favorite
Steeleye tune, Maddy Prior's voice always makes the back of my neck go a bit shivery.
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I know this took me, like, six seconds
But please feel free to use this in retaliation if you've been tagged in a shitty "Mr. Men" photo or otherwise. And then tag all of your friends in it.
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i don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about
but i like the 'crazy one'
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i'm more annoyed with not having been tagged in a single one of them
"the ladies man" was an open slot! i'd have been perfect for it! no respect, i get no respect.
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Hm, well
I got tagged yesterday as the Amusing One or Funny One or whatever the hell it was.
Could be worse, I suppose.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:39,
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Could be worse, I suppose.
I actually watched that for a moment waiting for something to load.
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alarmingly enough
the loader jiggles at exactly the same speed as the bassline from the first track off the new prodigy album.
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I hope he gets that zip stuck on his polo neck, the patronising cock.
I like your pic also.
*likes*
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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*likes*
Pete,
thuis reminds me of the house you were living in when we first met.
HAHAHAHahhahahhalolzors!11111oneonetwo!!!! ahaha Im so funny.
Right Pete? You pikey bastard :P
Actually is wasn't quite that bad?
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HAHAHAHahhahahhalolzors!11111oneonetwo!!!! ahaha Im so funny.
Right Pete? You pikey bastard :P
Actually is wasn't quite that bad?
Was all out of ideas so i removed something from a friends pic!
[Edit]Removed shadow!
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i thought that as well
but it could be smaller, and further back.
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The girl on the right is
Kim she is the........
Tiny Gorgeous Chicken Machine girl!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:14,
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Kim she is the........
Tiny Gorgeous Chicken Machine girl!
Children's book section of your local bookseller.
Usually you can find them bundled in with picture
books--sharks mummies etc. Often for under $5.
Most will be Red/Blue(cyan). Red/Green are harder
to find. Some say RG are not as good for monitors
and work better with printed stuff. I like the RG's
for viewing motion/animation and RB for stills. YMMV.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:20,
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books--sharks mummies etc. Often for under $5.
Most will be Red/Blue(cyan). Red/Green are harder
to find. Some say RG are not as good for monitors
and work better with printed stuff. I like the RG's
for viewing motion/animation and RB for stills. YMMV.
I AM ACCUSING B3TA OF RAPE
Also I would like to upgrade my movie package
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:36,
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hurray for minigolf.
and any activity that keeps mouthbreathers off the streets and away from me.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:47,
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like telling them life is meaningless and...
they'll never amount to anything?
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:53,
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emo planes crash themselves.
drawback: they'll whine the whole way down.
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remember cut your fuel lines up and down, not across
howdy to you, fine sir.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:56,
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the dog would sound more pleasant and have a much better disposition.
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hehhehheh
that was always on the cheap, anyway!
part of its charm.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:47,
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part of its charm.
you see they're doing 2 or 3 new shows?
when they get back to earth
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so I heard..
ALSO: EXTRA SHOW FROM HLAH TONIGHT
I AM SO FUCKING THERE MAN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kD-Sv3RK8
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:27,
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ALSO: EXTRA SHOW FROM HLAH TONIGHT
I AM SO FUCKING THERE MAN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kD-Sv3RK8
I think it would be better if it had been done as stop-action.
Cat could have been a real live furry one. Even tho I liked the original.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:55,
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I obstained from watching
after i found out that Craig Charles
was found guilty on rape charges!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:59,
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after i found out that Craig Charles
was found guilty on rape charges!
Just goes to show that those accused of rape should be granted anonymity
On 8 July 1994, Esther Harman (a former stripper and Charles's
ex-girlfriend) filed a charge of rape against him. Charles was
arrested, imprisoned, and denied bail. On 25 October, after being
attacked (but not wounded) by a fellow inmate wielding a homemade
knife, Charles was released on bail.
The trial began on 20 February 1995 and lasted for two weeks. No
forensic evidence was shown to exist proving that a rape had
occurred. In his instructions to the jury, the judge stated that
just because a woman claims to have been raped doesn't mean she
actually was. The jury took less than ninety minutes to find
Charles not guilty. Afterwards, Charles made an emotional appeal
to the press for the anonymity of those accused of rape.
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ex-girlfriend) filed a charge of rape against him. Charles was
arrested, imprisoned, and denied bail. On 25 October, after being
attacked (but not wounded) by a fellow inmate wielding a homemade
knife, Charles was released on bail.
The trial began on 20 February 1995 and lasted for two weeks. No
forensic evidence was shown to exist proving that a rape had
occurred. In his instructions to the jury, the judge stated that
just because a woman claims to have been raped doesn't mean she
actually was. The jury took less than ninety minutes to find
Charles not guilty. Afterwards, Charles made an emotional appeal
to the press for the anonymity of those accused of rape.
well nobody's perfect
maybe we should all have obstai..... (obstained? hang on, that's not a real word) Abstained from watching Red Dwarf.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:23,
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yes
if it weren't for VCD, thousands of Chinese would be unemployed.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:57,
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wow! you have the Mary Tyler Moore font!
now who's aging himself?
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:17,
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Yeah i couldn't find the three's company font!
and this is all i can muster after drinking!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:26,
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and this is all i can muster after drinking!
one is less than three.
but you can't take three from two,
two is less than three,
so you look at the four in the tens place.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:49,
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two is less than three,
so you look at the four in the tens place.
Credit Punch
Dot will always find work. She's like the female (allegedly) version of Bruce Forsyth, but women live longer. Rather like a buttered cat as to who goes first.
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Dot will always find work. She's like the female (allegedly) version of Bruce Forsyth, but women live longer. Rather like a buttered cat as to who goes first.
Can just imagine
"Thaat's the way to do it!" in a Cockney accent...
(btw, your site URL is brokened.)
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(btw, your site URL is brokened.)
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