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[challenge entry] 'ning


oh no! it's the Ninky Nonk!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# haha!
i love the way they have started fires here and there to try and destroy the rubbish albeit unsuccessfully!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Macca Pacca!
I'll bet it was them tomblyboos!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# can't stand the Pontipines
bunch of farting Catholics
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Bahahaha!
Best description ever!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It's the Pinky Ponk
that farts all the time. What warped brain came up with that thing?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Those people aren't doing a great job at gardening

I can still see some green along the edges
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# My EXTENSIVE* knowledge of psychology
allows me to see that every character in that show can be likened to a disorder.
*non-existant
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# go on....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Macca Pacca: OCD
He washes rocks for fucks sake.
Tombleboos: Paranoid Schitzophrenia
Ten screaming voices moving as one entity, panicing at the slightest thing.
Iggle Piggle: Downs
Never actually does anything, potato faced.
Oopsie Daisy: I'm torn between autism or cerebal palsy.
Low mental age/lack of social skills
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ...and she's black
runs away
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# WHAT??
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Your extensive* knowledge
of psychology is rather like your extensive* knowledge of In The Night Garden

Tombliboos - There are 3 of them not 10
Pontipines - There are 10 of these annoying lil fellas
Upsy-Daisy btw

(*non existant)

EDIT:Ugh being the parent of a 2yr old really shows sometimes doesn't it
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# This is true.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry to TJ: Can anyone help me? I'm looking for the vid of the kid who
(boarding, biking, not sure) crashes into a tree and it gets him in the plums.
I've searched all manner of possibilities but can't find it :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
#
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=kid+crashes+into+tree%2C+video


Sorry, not specifically aimed at your request but I've just discovered this site and was desperate to try it out!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Haha
No probs :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# it's so much fun
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# This one is the best.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# too slow.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I think that's roughly 1%
of the entire content of the internet
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# are you sure it's not the spanish one where the guy is skating
and he goes nuts first into a signpost?

or am i thinking of different 'lol he won't be having kids now' video?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU_SsL6KCWY
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# No
But that might do :)

Cheers!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# here's a better vid of it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm sure lots of such videos can be found on failblog.org
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# What a Ponk!
Makka Pakka's got OCD.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Isn't that a pip?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# pip-pip onk-onk
its actually on right now
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oddie !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# too late!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# hahahaha
how unexpected
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# HOOP thief !!
gimme back me hoops
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# om nom nom
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Wait... what?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Who's that reflected in his eyes?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# He was originally watching Time Team
but for thebenefit of this joke, it can be spring watch
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# *geo fizzes*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Oh Lord, that is priceless!
I wonder what he's watching, he looks so engrossed!

/gazelle on the veldt, perhaps?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# how wonderfully bonkers!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Phoarr! Just look at that big one!

Good morning you shower of lovely bastards!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# mmmm skettyoops
Smashing stuff :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Spaghetti hoops for the mfw!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] More Ning!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
I foresee a significant increase in Eastenders plotline quality
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# that's a whole heap of woo right there!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# *doesn't admit to doing this as a child*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha
yays
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# How wonderful
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# *sends back TV license as she can't stand either of these programs*
Woo! You crazy genius
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# And I bet they still charge the same!
that's chuckalicious mr Toast :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# And
ITV says that there is going to be cutbacks due to the multi billion losses of the last year, apparently they are going to reduce the amount of quality programming and concentrate on cheap 'reality' shows. This reminds me of the old joke about not being able to make something cheaper as that would involve having to make it worse and that just isn't possible.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ha
Brilliant
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# This WINS!
Good 'ning RG and teh board
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# 'ningles GtC.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Hey RG
I was 'up your way' on Friday for a funeral - hurrah!
Brompton Cemetary is as nice as could be.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Gay cruising area as well:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# So I've heard
And they dare to say the age of romance is dead, if you will.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Twas aktally the graveyard used in Jonny English.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# 'nings G!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Hello fella
How you doing? Today I will be mostly FILING, which I've managed to put off since November.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ning Geoff
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# MN!! Is that you?
Cor blimey, you're a sight.
How's Sluff life? And the lovely L?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Good morning!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning medi!
*fires asshole*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# heh!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# gaah!
a ninggun!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I love this :)
Nice one too rg, and 'nings.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# *likes!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ningles you lot!


and cheer up, it's nearly friday!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Sweet!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# haha - win!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# arf!
I hate that smug cunt.. ning all
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Tonight we wine in hell!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ningles!
also: arf!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Friday?
Ba humbug!

Thursday is my Monday.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# But these are carrots...
and that means Hamsters.
*Shades*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] new season for Dale..


cheap and degrading..profit.

bindun?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# he doesn't look at all happy about it
poor Dale
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# pffft, i just noticed the glory hole
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# a likely story
heheh
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# *cough*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# subtle and humourous
big early morning win
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Ta muchly!
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :)
binthunk!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Bring on the stool.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Absolutely
This looks suspiciously like Frank Hovis on the lavatory.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one
and first post for donkey's years
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# seamless font work there!
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# did say it was quick...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# hahaha
took me far too long to see that.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)
# ^This
Nicely nicely.

:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Look at the riht hand column
"...You don't have to upload your clips online - you can send them in by post, too

LINK

How to go postal..."

Harry Hill teaching people to go postal...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning all!

Sorry if bindun, my first henry...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I don't understand why people still continue to do this.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# No offence. I just can't see how putting a guy in a scene or whatever is humourous.
LOOK, TODAY HE IS WALKING DOWN A PAVEMENT. HAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE HE'S NOT WALKING DOWN THAT PAVEMENT.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I don't mind if there's some sort of back story
but this henry guy doesn't have any sort of continuity.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Some people like to mock the homeless.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahaha homeless!
seriously though - i knew it would've bindun but does it really matter? the board's not exactly flying along is it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# you make a valid point
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Maybe so

But this particular one gets posted about once a day now.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# well i promise not to post another one -
in the mean time i'll get on with my saddam/santa comp
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ^this. Henry has become the most tedious of all wagons.
I didn't mind the first couple of pictures that JPG did, one was funny and one was kind of poignant.

Please let it go, the same damn source is annoying. No one has even bothered to think up some humorous story revolving around him.

It is just some old bloke walking down a road.

Let it go people.

edit: k3b/-\b will be accused of moaning in 3...2...1...

edit edit: readability and grammar.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! Have a presto!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# *spang*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# RIS??
ello mv
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Buffy's buffering
:p
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# oh my
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# bindun I'm afraid.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# (Bad)Typography 'Ning! I thought you needed art in your day today.

Steely Span - Saucy Sailor (most likely Trad song)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:18, archived)
# I like this a lot
care to link to the song?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:28, archived)
# 'ningles all
it's here
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# you just made words!
take them away from the board!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
#

* I did that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)
# MORE WORDS!
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Haha. Ring. Lol..
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# art! At this time of the morning? Are you mad.
i don't like the font and it's too brown.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:35, archived)
# 'kin Henry, he's everywhere.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Nice fontage :)
Twas on the Good ship Venus
By God, you should have seen us
The figurehead was very nice indeed
All the crew were very nice too!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Yep, I like that
The beardy old jumper wearing folky that I am....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)
# I've got this written
all around my hat.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)
# toap
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)
# toags
text on a green square
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# My Favorite
Steeleye tune, Maddy Prior's voice always makes the back of my neck go a bit shivery.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I know this took me, like, six seconds
But please feel free to use this in retaliation if you've been tagged in a shitty "Mr. Men" photo or otherwise. And then tag all of your friends in it.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# oooh i had this for the first time yesterday
*saves*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# i don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about
but i like the 'crazy one'
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:18, archived)
# i'm more annoyed with not having been tagged in a single one of them
"the ladies man" was an open slot! i'd have been perfect for it! no respect, i get no respect.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Hm, well
I got tagged yesterday as the Amusing One or Funny One or whatever the hell it was.

Could be worse, I suppose.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# just watched that new Diznee film henr.E
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Pfffft
Nicely
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:01, archived)
# :)
cheers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nings :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)
# There's a budget cut right there.
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)
# :D
It's very quiet today
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Saves £250 a head
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# haha



also pfft
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# AHHHHH!
That site is fear.

*Shudders*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:50, archived)
# you love it
you slaaaag
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# I actually watched that for a moment waiting for something to load.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# ah!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# alarmingly enough
the loader jiggles at exactly the same speed as the bassline from the first track off the new prodigy album.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
[challenge entry] kevin mccloud you smug cunt


i bet he doesn't like the finish
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)
# I hope he gets that zip stuck on his polo neck, the patronising cock.
I like your pic also.
*likes*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Oh that is GOLD
You have my click - I can't stand that bloke.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Pete,
thuis reminds me of the house you were living in when we first met.

HAHAHAHahhahahhalolzors!11111oneonetwo!!!! ahaha Im so funny.

Right Pete? You pikey bastard :P

Actually is wasn't quite that bad?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I find it disturbing that this reminded of of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Was all out of ideas so i removed something from a friends pic!
[Edit]Removed shadow!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)
# well done
how are you with removing pants?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# i actually went through that faze most is NSFW!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# well done but slack. remove the shadow too!!
remove it i say!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# OOOPS!
BrightBack!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# i thought that as well
but it could be smaller, and further back.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
#
Eatherway it's gone! :P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I wish to put a rapist and a puddle in this picture.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
#
The girl on the right is
Kim she is the........
Tiny Gorgeous Chicken Machine girl!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# sorry no puddle
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# sorry'bout this
i'm feeling rather childish-:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)
#
Oh man i'm glad she doesn't lurk here! :|
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Looks weird until you use the glasses. Then it's WEIRD!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
#
where do i get these said 3-D glasses?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Children's book section of your local bookseller.
Usually you can find them bundled in with picture
books--sharks mummies etc. Often for under $5.
Most will be Red/Blue(cyan). Red/Green are harder
to find. Some say RG are not as good for monitors
and work better with printed stuff. I like the RG's
for viewing motion/animation and RB for stills. YMMV.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I AM ACCUSING B3TA OF RAPE
Also I would like to upgrade my movie package
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# haha, gronkpan has an inadequate package.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# EMERGENCY:
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY POSTING
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# HALP HALP THERE'S TROUBLE.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)
# hurray for minigolf.
and any activity that keeps mouthbreathers off the streets and away from me.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# more on my credit crunch warfare theme


sneaky bugger!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# honk!
there are cheaper ways to bring down a plane.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# like telling them life is meaningless and...
they'll never amount to anything?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# emo planes crash themselves.
drawback: they'll whine the whole way down.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:54, archived)
# remember cut your fuel lines up and down, not across
howdy to you, fine sir.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# howdy howdy hgdowetyt.
sorry, i vanished to go make soup.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# cheaper but less amusing
insurgent birdies!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# quick one

no idea.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# soo
perb
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# the dog would sound more pleasant and have a much better disposition.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Dwarfers
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# hehhehheh
that was always on the cheap, anyway!

part of its charm.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# agreed :)
love the dwarf, but couldnt resist..
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# you see they're doing 2 or 3 new shows?
when they get back to earth
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# so I heard..
 
ALSO: EXTRA SHOW FROM HLAH TONIGHT
I AM SO FUCKING THERE MAN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kD-Sv3RK8
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# woo hoo!
narcotics noise & nakedness FTW
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)
# FISH ACROSS FACE
FISH IN HAND
 
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I think it would be better if it had been done as stop-action.
Cat could have been a real live furry one. Even tho I liked the original.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
#
I obstained from watching
after i found out that Craig Charles
was found guilty on rape charges!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# he was acquitted though, wasn't he?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Just goes to show that those accused of rape should be granted anonymity
On 8 July 1994, Esther Harman (a former stripper and Charles's
ex-girlfriend) filed a charge of rape against him. Charles was
arrested, imprisoned, and denied bail. On 25 October, after being
attacked (but not wounded) by a fellow inmate wielding a homemade
knife, Charles was released on bail.

The trial began on 20 February 1995 and lasted for two weeks. No
forensic evidence was shown to exist proving that a rape had
occurred. In his instructions to the jury, the judge stated that
just because a woman claims to have been raped doesn't mean she
actually was. The jury took less than ninety minutes to find
Charles not guilty. Afterwards, Charles made an emotional appeal
to the press for the anonymity of those accused of rape.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# haha, he's such a rapist
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# well nobody's perfect
maybe we should all have obstai..... (obstained? hang on, that's not a real word) Abstained from watching Red Dwarf.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# well it's just what i hear!
So thanks for clearing it up!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)
# put it on vcd instead of dvd, that'll really show the cheap.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# yes
if it weren't for VCD, thousands of Chinese would be unemployed.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang Away! :|
[edit] the composite is from the 70's
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I would
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# she's hot!
but it just aged me bad!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# wow! you have the Mary Tyler Moore font!
now who's aging himself?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
Yeah i couldn't find the three's company font!
and this is all i can muster after drinking!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE IT AFTER ALL
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I'm sorry but I'm RISsing really heavily at this.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# one is less than three.
but you can't take three from two,
two is less than three,
so you look at the four in the tens place.
 
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
#
If left is not right
then right is the
only thing left
right?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# if man is 5
then the devil is 6
then god is 7
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Credit Punch

Dot will always find work. She's like the female (allegedly) version of Bruce Forsyth, but women live longer. Rather like a buttered cat as to who goes first.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# That would be better than the original
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Can just imagine
"Thaat's the way to do it!" in a Cockney accent...

(btw, your site URL is brokened.)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# yes,
i really should get on updating that situation
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Luv's abusive puppets!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Leave it aaahhhhttttt....
....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# That's the way to do it
Click
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)

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