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# Child actors are cheaper than well known adults. So they had to adjust the title...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# PATTENLOL!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hasn't he just had a baby?


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# it's all a big mytery now
we'll never know
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Not that much of a mystery.
The girl is a slapper.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Oooooooooh boy ooooh boy oooooooooh boy !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Alfie!
Have they done the paternity test yet? This nonsense has dropped out of the tabloids.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I don't know. I was wondering what the outcome was and who was the "village bicycles" true mate
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Bicycle?
More like the Goodies tandem.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch! : D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# a joy, as ever.
shoulda had his tear ducts lasered too.

woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have all the drawing skills :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
bizarre and disturbing
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yays
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
Yes this is the true definition of a face lift.
Woo as always
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hahahahaa
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# They all need shooting
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# oh the tears
perfect
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# thats rather good
have a click
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ouchy!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# going down!!
: D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
"Tell her to get off"
- "I can't, she doesn't stop at this floor"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *facepalm*


:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Good 'un innit.



(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Oooooooooooh yeah . . . you know how to work it alright !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
*click*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# david Yiykes !

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
UNEXPECTED!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Up close and . . . ghastly !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuck.....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Eep!
In other news, I was desperate for this so I made it.
With clotted cream 'n everything.

Sorry to TJ but for the first time clotted cream is available here and I got so excited
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Cor!
All I had was victoria sponge :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# SCONES!!!!!! I now want some scones
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you swine!
I'm hungry now :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i wish my dinner was that nice :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# what the hell
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Bangers mash and a shit load of ketchup?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# yep
they were my last 2 sausages :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Bummer!
Buy a chicken (whole) you get 2 breasts, theres 2 meals there, some off bits, another meal with pasta and a sauce.
Then make delicious soup out of the carcass, cheap foods :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# that sounds nice :D
there's a maryland round the corner that'll sell you about 8 chickens nailed together for 20p, it's fantastic
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Fuck! I want that!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Why is your dinner in a tupperware pot?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# there was a washing-up avalanche and now my plates are all broken
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Student plate!
I like the addition of the clamp.
Is that so it doesn't fall off the table while you are eating it?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# jesus!
I wish your dinner was dinner! ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
You beheaded Morph!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Nothing quite like edible horns !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Followed by clotted arteries!!



(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I am going to swim it off
Despite selling nawwty things, I generally don't eat nawwty things.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Mmm
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeeeeetness !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Braw! Have chips with that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# My how sexy
If it has a hole, it means it can have a pole
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# a picture of a man drawing a picture of a man drawing a picture of a man drawing a picture
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# *migraines*
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# So wait.. Who are you drawing? Furthermore, who is draw?
Good one.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# epic! :D

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I really like your style miss :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
thank you sir.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I just read your weblog too.
I like the first picture :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# :D
:( if i only knew a writer, that part of it is not really my forte.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Emo Phillips?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I asked the very same question on here yesterday!
*spook*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh my.
I quite like the style of this
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :) ta
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# On that note of wooity.
nighty 'ningles b3ta.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Night Ghosty!
LOLBIRDS same time tomorrow?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Behind the bike sheds!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# AT THE DRIVE IN!
Talk dirty to me!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# All day tomorrow!!!
/won't be on tomorrow so I won't mind
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You has date!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Aye.


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Where are you taking me?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Not you, silleh!




(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# :( You never take me out anymore.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# 'night Ghostie
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I was lookin' back to see if you were lookin' back to see . . .
if I was lookin' back at a picture of a man drawing a picture of a man drawing a picture of a man drawing a picture !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yeahs
looks like First Great Western - only slower
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# WHO IS DRAWING WHO?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# infinite improbability drive?
 
woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I'm having recursive problems here, sir
Very woo indeed!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You lookin' at me??????
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Polish that one off and we'll get some Night Train !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I prefer Thunderbird myself
shaken not stirred :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Very similar . . .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I had a mate who lost his leg near the hip
in a bike accident when he was 17.
later on it was great as he used to be able to smuggle a bottle of thunderbird red into night clubs in the bottom part of his falsy. ( amongst other things )
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# lol birds?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I think you need to do something other then putting text on bird pictures
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Add some limes?
Or maybe some chairs?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# No, just stop
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# don't you come over here getting all preachy!
it's a far, far better thing than limes ever can be.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ah!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# HAHAHA maddog! Do they still make that shite?!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Dunno but I stockpiled just in case...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Fuck fuck mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Awwwwwww
^_^
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I also made one earlier that I thought you would like.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ahahahahah
*flicks fringe*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Or is he scene?
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Oh man, I don't even know anymore.

I just turn up the music and ignore 'em. ;]


Actually... *dances*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# They were quite good
until the white dizzee rascal wannabe started singing.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I only heard of them cos they were recomended for party music
And I quite like that song, and Get Smashed Gate Crash.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Fuck. No.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Trencher is teh win.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Oh for sure. This evening I'll stick with Cat Power and Swans, though.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Cat Power?
Do not like. Or, not anymore.

Tonight I am listening to My Dying Bride, Dimension Zero, and Slipknot.
EDIT: And Guns'n'Roses. :3
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Slipknot?
Seriously?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# She's 14, so it's okay.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# 16.
:p
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I know, but I'm a cunt now. I have a backstory. Did you not hear? I judge and bully people over music.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# You have a backstory?
I did not hear this...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I put it in my profile. Be warned: I am a cunt.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I don't understand.
This person just called you a cunt and changed their /board name...?



Wow.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'm crying.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah, I bet.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# :( I AM SO.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# You're not making it any better!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# The new album is actually pretty good.
But yeah, I have heard a lot of that stuff about how they're for 14 year olds and all. Normally I'd agree, but have you heard the new album?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Good answer.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ugh.
Fine. :p

So, what's good music, then?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Well that is a terribly subjective question.
But Slipknot most definitely arent it ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahahah
x]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Eww eww eww eww.
I do not like your music.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Fine.
Be that way.

But, if it makes it better I was listening to In The Aeroplane Over the Sea earlier...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# WHAT A BEAAAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE.
THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# That just made me all sad :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Loner
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# *Clicks*......
For simplicity, beauty & imagination.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Nice
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
thanks. :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Film director and drug addict.


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# The only bad thing about Jay coming off the drugs
was Smith making Strikes Back for him.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# He was a drug addict?

He's looks scary now.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah
Jason Mewes had a major problem. Kevin Smith said that if he got clean he'd do another film.
Sadly J&SBSB was the result.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Oh, wow.
Did not know.

J&SBSB was okay. I thought it was kinda funny, but it was also pretty dumb. But I feel the need to watch these things, being from Jersey and all. x]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yays
snoochy boochie!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahah
x]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# language!!!
pull my finger
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Smokin' weed smokin' weed
Doin' coke drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love jay
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ^this
And I'd say I love Bob, but he barely ever says anything. XD
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Are they Twi'leks?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# jason mews is, stan laurel.
:D nice work, opie-tastic.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Super.
The little bit of red works well.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Well thanks!
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Fukkin canadians
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Snoogans
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# SNOOGANS??? WHAT THE FUCK Kk
SPEEK ENGLSIH
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Snoogans!
:]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ENGLISH
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# It's like...Jay speak.
For 'just kidding'.

But look: English! :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Like, like, like, like , like hahahahahha LOLAMERNAICN!!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Hush!
I don't really say 'like' that much anymore. But I kinda say 'erm' a bit more now.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# HURRAH.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# HOORAY.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :) cool
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Oooh
Looks cool. :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That is fecking brilliant
I love Silent Bob so much.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Aye ? . . . Aye !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yep, this is awesome :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# SNOOGANS
 
excellent, nice work on the beard.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hooray.
:D
Thank you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Tambourine Dervish
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# what on earth are you on
or should that be which?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'm on retro future furniture . . .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# My goodness!
He must be getting dizzy by now.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# As do I feel . . . at the moment . . .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# :D:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeehieeeeeeeeeee !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hey, Valin. How are you today?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Still a bit sore from the dentists plural . . . you ?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Teeth stuff is horrible. Hate it hate it hate it hate it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yea but I'm gettin' all new ones . . . gotta love them implants !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you are strange and magnificent
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# You image . . . up there ^ . . . is fully deepened !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I bloody love this
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# It does have some high energy . . . ta !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The One Ronnie
So it's goodnight from me... and, erm, goodnight!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Pfft - He won't be Open All Hours anymore either...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# If only this was how it was
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# arf!
This should be the other way around
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Most brill!
Top expression
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Alone at last . . .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The other way round


Pearoast from 2005

EDIT: Compo'ed

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Lash 2
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Tres woo sire!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# *doffs tricorn*
Ta!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Have this as a reward :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
wtf??
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# fuck 4chan.
join the lolbirds revolution. Free hat.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Bless you, sir...
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# thats the first thing to make me properly lol today
free hat
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
there's a lot of birds on the board recently

is it bird thursday?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# LOLBIRDS!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I approve of any movement that offers
a free hat.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# you know something
i'd never heard the word sheeple 'til yesterday, and it's only after checking google a second ago i found it wasn't just a typo.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha you strange man

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# *treasures*
*gets bitten in the process*

Ow!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# that's not a bittern
or an owl
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *b'dum tsch*
;-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# the insides of this animal confuse and upset me
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It's friendly it you feed it ginger nuts, though.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# i think micto's wife might object
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I think Micto's wife
might serve.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Wow
I love that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# woo
Tenticle pr0ns!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Just for you, sir....
;-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Fecking Ace!
*desktops*
I think that's the third of your pic to grace my monitor
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Sir, you are too kind.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# You are too good!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Just playing around with the ol' puter...
but thank you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Oh yes!
That does look good on the old desktop
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# High Lash . . . Too !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hehe...
I sense a theme here, sir.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# They are all of the highest caliber . . .
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i know nothing of these things
but it's very pretty
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# *whispers*
It knows you....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# utterly amazing.
you have a fucking incredible flair for the complicated.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *blushes*
That's enormously kind, thank you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Oh this is awesome.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Thank you, sir
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# This is after the sexyness :)
woo again :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Well, I'm was angling for 'during'
But, frankly that's wishful thinking on my part.

;-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# That is the result of to much anal
I see kidneys and the like in there
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Oh good....
that's a rather unpleasant mental image...

*goes rummaging in awards bag*

Aha - here it is:

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Ace :D
that isn't anything by the way, that is tame by my standards
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Oh, I'm well aware of that..
;-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# very niiiice
minor tj: does anyone have the .gif of the blonde laydee blowing bubbles? sfw version please :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Thank you,
Can't help you on the pic, sorry.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Is bubbles her dog ?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# This is 100% goodness
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# More so than the curry I'm having for dinner...
Thank you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# holy fuck
this is beyond awesome :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# From you, sir
That is an enormous compliment, thank you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty bitches
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# LOLWHUT?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I yam oldz
I getz this!

EPIC:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# A small victory!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Classic album!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Indeedy.



(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I am not :*(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Looky here
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ah ok.
I knew the album, but didn't know the cover :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'm not old but I still get it.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I too am not old, and get it. You give yourself far too much credit.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *also get this*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Haha to follow on


I have just found the best site!

endangered-ugly.blogspot.com/
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Lobsters is not birds!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yam if flyings lobbystars!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# What the shit is with all the LOLBIRDS
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# if cunts are turning
us into 4chan then we at least deserve our own lolanimals ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# We need a new direction
LOLShrubbery.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I think it may be my fault,
If not, it is Pasa's.

Depends if Dude WTF? bird or Unamused bird were first :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# oh you can fuck right off.
blame's all yours ( unless it takes off and I'll find a way to say you nicked it from me ;))
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That was my thoughts exactly :D

I just wasn't sure whether you found Dude bird before I found vulture boy :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Babestation?
:D
Edit: What's a "c*k*hole"?
oh, cakehole
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# not enough spots, shaving rashes, arse grapes and prolapsed arseholes and vag tunnels
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ah, so you're a fan too then?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# We have all seen it
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Euew!
x5
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# don't make me vomit
the one second from right, oh god how I would like to see her explode and take the other out with her, they all piss me off
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# O HAI JOAN RIVERS
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# loose women you say, i have just the thing
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I wish he would do that on there
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This Sunday
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I bet it makes a splash in the ratings!!




(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I
Don't get it!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oooooh . . . for Jebus' sake !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] On the spot reporting
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ This
Also



Peaing in a thread.

/good b3tan blog
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# i like this
also: if i go to the link in your sig, is it just going to be a page with a huge "YES" plastered across it?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Possibly, possibly not. It's on Random.

/Shawn of the Dead
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# OMG SCHRÖDINGER TWATTAGE
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# haha
thats much better than itv news
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahah fuck yeah
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha aha!
What the fuck?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahahaha!FTMFW!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Aww what a cute...
erm
WTF?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# His mummy loves him though
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Do you know what species he is?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# some kind of vulture, surely
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# That;s what I was thinking.
But I don't remember the Purple Haze Vulture :S

EDIT: We have a winner!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# haha. brilliant find.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# What's so funny
THat my best side!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
#

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#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ace fontage!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# 1001fonts
It's called Christmas on crack:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Aces!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
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# cheezburger
he haz it! in his mouf!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
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# Ha ha ha ha ah!
The Lesser spotted Stipe Bird?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
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# FLY TO SAFETY YOU IDIOT!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha!
in other news today, not worth it's own thread:

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# NEWS! or not.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The crazy antics of Spongebob and Patrick
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I don't know why this tickles me so much
EDIT: hahaha, I only just noticed that it was animated
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# It's because you are a connoisseur of subtle comedy and fine art *
*or possibly a childish moron like what I is
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# FILTH!

Where are their pance?

also: I like this!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# wash day.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# IT'S IN YOUR FAT BIRD CUNT
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I believe on a bird it's called a vent:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Vent is dutch for bloke

TRUFAX
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# So all Dutch blokes are cun...
I'll stop there

:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Eggs come out of blokes!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hmm not heard that
What is the literal meaning of that word?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# "Bird's Fanny"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Een vent is een vent

literal meaning: a man, guy, bloke.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I've had that bird ages.
I was going to draw him. You've wasted him now, you turkish delight in the bath loving bastard
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I don't see your name on it!
*waits*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hehe.
I can't be arsed.
I've had this weeks 'Lost' queued up since about 3. I really want to get around to watching it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# WATCH IT!!!!
Im developing a thing for julliet
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cheeky bastard! He is the Egg!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It's going to be one hell of a poo!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hehehe!
i thought i was seeing things, it really is an animation, i'm doing too much scrolling up and down.

also, welcome new person
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Pie chart


Click for bigger (220 kb)


Percentage of supper comprised of Quiche: 20%
Percentage of supper comprised of Colslaw: 40%
Percentage of supper comprised of Beans: 40%

Hooray for Mrs Ahmed!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# That looks dismal
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# just bad lighting i think
either that, or they're the most unappetising beans available
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# How can you eat all that coleslaw?
Actually, how can you eat ANY coleslaw?

Ick.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ah, so I'm not the only one who dislikes that stuff.
Everyone I know seems to like it, but I mean...ew.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I'm the only one in the southeastern US who doesn't
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahah, well, I'm on the east coast
so you're sort of not the only one...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# You're right

Coleslaw is for people who don't know how to make a proper salad. Especially the ones you buy all prepared.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I like greek salad. *nodnond* Teh bestest. ^_^
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# *approves of you*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hooray!
Aaand, the salad goes with my name, so it only seems fitting anyways. x]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Everything falls into place now
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Maan, now I'm craving greek salad. Maybe I'll get diner take-out. XD
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Coleslaw is nice, if you get a good one
I eat it on its own some times
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# this
it needs fresh cream :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# don't buy cheap, but also don't have to get anything expensive
Same with potato salad as well

Never sure about the coleslaw with cheese
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# and whatever you do don't ever get low fat
, this applies to coleslaw and potato salad.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# don't get anything in low fat, it is like uht milk, shite
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Iz loves coleslaw.....
.....but the cheap stuff aint worth it. I'd rather go without that have the cheap (and I do go without cos I'm not rich).
I do hate the merkins shortening it to 'slaw. That's just lazy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
You buy quiches!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# don't eat that ffs
what the hell happened to those beans
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I'd say cheese.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# They look like they've been passed through a chimp
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# possibly several times.
i'm concerned as to the temperatures going on here: hot beans, cold colslaw, tepid quiche?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Horrid, horrid, horrid.
Cold food should be cold and hot food hot.

THEY SHOULD NEVER TOUCH
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I'm sure that tastes better than it looks
.



Isn't really that sure
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Those beans look second-hand
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# fucking hell
can't you get family credit?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Your grasp of percentages is risible.
Additional comment mocking the quality of foodstuffs.

;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# With the low saturation and bad light, this looks even worse than the description

Quiche looks yummy okay though
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# if not a tad raw
i'll wager he's just updated his will
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I suspect it was burnt and the top was peeled off
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# wouldn't have happend if it had a tinfoil hat
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# bleh
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# someone has been sick in your bowl
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# you are Sloth
HEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOO GUUUUUUUYSS!!!!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That quiche is from Sainsburys too, and is thin as a pizza :(

*ate it on Sunday blog*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# bless! :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha toot toot!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehehe!
still don't like you though
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ok you win
will you be my friend again
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# go on then :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# We are so fickle!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# pretty much sums up the b3ta experience
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Well Ok
Now that you've posted that I think I will start liking you again ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i looked through my entire b3tards list to find the cutest picture I had.
*makes note not to stick neck out for anyone again*

:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Ooh silleh
You know we love you really, nice piccy or no nice piccy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Awwwwwz.
Steg :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# STEG!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# YEEEEE HAW

big red bloody hearts of dripping love.

.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# DESMONGLOL!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha what's with all the bird toaps?

CRAAAAANES
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Lolbirdz?
Or loldux?


That's what I was thinking it was, at least.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# bird toap is
the new hippo
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I see.

Thanks.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Eeeeheheheheh
I 'specially like the right eye.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
 

 
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# !
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oh that's gold!
Woo and clicks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I bet he smokes a load of dope
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# wtf?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Don't mess with my Tutu!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] No money back, no guarantee
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *spoons*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# THHHHTHPPHPHHPHPOOONS?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Good try
But you're not going to beat me at scrabble that way!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Sock boy!
\o/
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# God Bless Socky Street
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Socky!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Where can i buy Sock merchandise!?
Is there a T-Shirt?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# No
But there is a range of socks.

Only available in grey.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Job Cuts................The AFTERMATH.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# HUH?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# There you Go Sir.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# nice one
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# heh :)

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# .
Photobucket

.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ah!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# haha
this might be true

edit: in other news, b3ta develops intense hatred for someone with more skill than most, because he has a different political slant.
do people here know when they're being petty?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Tom Petty?
I doubt that it's the different political slant. Personally I just think he's a prize conch.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# perhaps, and perhaps this isn't the best example of his work, but i get really narked at the fact he posts some really well made stuff and the children here just start jeering
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# i don't hate him at all
you on the other hand, can't bloody abide you now piss off
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Yeah
He looked at me funny once so I don't like him either.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i'm also told he doesn't wash his hands after doing number 2's
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I don't hate him :(
I find his conspiracy theories mental, but I don't hate him.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I saw no evidence of "more skill"
I saw lots of patronisation though.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# True
He appears to be an arrogant, patronising, self-righteous cock, but I don't hate him.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I think it's username envy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# he is good
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# is this good enough?
i90.photobucket.com/albums/k272/davodees/Hal--.jpg

i think this is far and away beyond what most of us can do
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Agree
But unfortunately if I don't like the person creating the work, my opinion of it is somewhat tainted.

I'M ONLY A MAN WITH WEAKNESSES :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I have weaknesses too!
Another one and we can make a badge.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# "most of us"
is subjective.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ok with the exceptions of the happy toasts, the TGAs and the like most of us aren't much cop
clearly people like yourself aren't included in my "most of us". a quick look down the board shows that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I think more people than you think on here can, but just can't be arsed really
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^very much this
I'm a techno-numpty at 'shopping. I get by on the most basic of cs tools, for a laugh, and not much else really.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ok i'll leave it,
i obviously didn't make my point very well and upset everyone.

*regrets even opening his mouth*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# oo-er
that sounds a bit generalisey.

I've done similar things to catnippp in the past, I just don't have the time, patience or will to do it anymore.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yes that is good
But I haven't seen his stuff before. I only came across him *fnarr fnarr* last night for the first time and found him patronising.
It's a fair enough opinion.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# oh he is, no question. i just get a bit bugged by b3ta's fickleness sometimes
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I can't speak for anyone else
in much the same manner as you can't speak for me. I have no hatred for him. Perhaps a little sympathy. What I don't want is to be preached nonsense to by anyone so I'll keep arguing in the vain hope that it stops.
Other than that he can carry on.
oh and "more skill than most" is subjective.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# of course i'm being subjective.
i just get fed up of seeing everyone being so aggressive when some of the stuff he produces is really good.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Well here's the thing young man.
He's going to get the kind of treatment he deserves for preaching his agenda to me until he stops it. You will get the same treatment for preaching to me that you don't like my attitude just because he knows how the warp tool works in CS.

If he wants to be a cunt then I'd suggest you don't attempt to back him up.
You don't find all my haters telling people that they should suck me off because i'm actually shit hot with tattyshop do you? No, and neither should they.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i'm not preaching at you at all.
i just like seeing credit where its due.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I agree with credit.
And I've given him my fair share.
He does not however deserve to be allowed to tell lies make unsubstantiated claims without being challenged by the sane.

It's like saying "Hey Paloma, don't hate your father who abandoned you and treated your mother like a whore, look, he makes nice pictures, some of them have one big eye!".
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i'm not getting the reference but ok
i'm not saying don't take the piss when he makes mad claims, of course not, thats not in anyway my right.
you know what i mean, in previous posts, good posts, a lot of people seem happier to jeer at him rather than comment on his work.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Ooh ooh
*raises hand*
Patronise me next please!
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I am rather good aren't I?
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You may have noticed...
awf!

sorry, i am doing better.

I am no better at art than anyone else, it is just I get paid to do it, you would be a lot better if i paid you too. But this is not a competition, if it was pasanonic destroys my shopping abilities easily, i am only a hack cut and paste nobody, with amazingly accurate conspiracy theories.
.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# now you're getting on my tits as well
and i agree with a few of these theories
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I love your art.
I deride your theories and despair at your attitude in persisting with bringing them here.
I'd be quite happy to share jollies with you if you could leave that side of your life on Rense.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ^this is basically what i meant
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# accurate theories do require substantiation, last time I checked.
It's not defined by some ex-tv-host-footballer making up stories and ignoring viable information.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I think it's primarily his demeanour that is most offensive
patronising everyone with sweeping categorisations of everyone as being "blind sheeples" is not a way for people to get clicks and nice chat, whether they're posting bmps with a head-dobber, or channelling Leonardo Da Vinci.

His arrogance is what rubs me up the wrong way, I find his art impressive, and his theories sad and ridiculous.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ^this :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ^very much this
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# My arrogance on the other hand,
you want to bathe naked in?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I find your defence of your sexual insecurities more endearing
than his ideological insecurities.

Your cuntishness has basis. When someone proves to you that your cuntishness has no basis, you tend to be human about it, and take it back. I've done it a couple of times, Faxe beer being an example which unaccountably springs to mind.

You're a cunt. I like some cunts, I don't like others. That's the way of the world.

Edit: After giving it some thought, I think your way with words, rather than your opinionating, entertains me. You write quite well.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# No too bad, the blending needs a bit of work but good start
Just have fun with it!

.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I think I love both your personalities :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# a speech bubble and a cutout of Henry and it needs more blending?
It needs a basic knowledge of how a feather cutout will give you that "pasted in by a five year old" look.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Haha! "Forget physics" - like you actually know any physics...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I read that thread with interest.
It's the silly replies that made it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ^this, it was also an education, i never knew anything else fell down
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# she doesn't need a foil hat, she's a lizard
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# how dare you !!!!!
funny thing is other than the foil i didn't add anything to her maj, i think the uppermost hat is a crown cosy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# very much ^this^, 'Pot :)
treating it with due b3ta style mocking
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# A funnier caption would have been
"Boy you turn me....*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# sez you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# GOOD
*flicks beak*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# OH HAI
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# conspiracy........
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ... And on that Bombshell...


Will Icke be using this one?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I'm with Charlie Sheen on this one
 

 
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I saw a great movie with the sheen in the other day called "The Arrival"
I may have mentioned this before...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# yes
I should to see that one I think.
 
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# where the kid
does that weird thing at the end. Yeah, I was suprised by that movie
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I'm with Blessie
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# CHICK-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# LOLocaust!


(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# We should all have tin foil hat type posts for when he does
I have a full facial one due to paranoia*


*an earlier board event that required me to make one in a hurry from an inside out empty crips packet
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha hilarious,but im not having a repeat of yesterday,ill make a brew....
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This is the first time ive scrolled an entire page of b3ta board
and not found a single thing that made me laugh.

*mourns*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Miserable shit.
:P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bbc newz
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I think that's an imposter
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's a white house in the UK
could have been there before the US one. I personally know an Albert Square with a Queen Vic that was around before Eastendaaaahs.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# have you noticed the guy who does the sport news
seems like an android?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# The what news?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Spork
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Ah, I can't receive Cutlery Gold anymore
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Naaa
I mentally turn off when the sports new comes on.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# you can't help being a fucking girl.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# That's so unfucking true!
*beats with handbag*

Of do you feel watching men doing menly men things makes you more manly?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Ever been in a Turkish bath?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hmm
define "been"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# "pissed in"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yup
Ever dived nekkid into an Alaskan lake after being in a sauna?

I've also been to Bath and Turkey.

EDIT: I've also eaten turkey in Bath and had a bath in Turkey.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Haha!
psst, I hate to be pedantic but Washington's in County Durham.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# oh
rats cocks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# don't worry, you were only a couple of hundred miles out
I think you were thinking of Boston, which is Lincolnshire
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Way aye man!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# worst. geography. ever
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Not really, it's between Newcastle and Sunderland.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Thank you :D
Boo yah!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# No problem.
Word, and ting.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# my housemate would argue this to the death :)
she doesn't think anyone from outside newcastle proper is allowed the use of why aye
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# She is clearly a silly.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# she's a geordie alcoholic, if that helps :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# 'Geordaholic'
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Is that an Umpa lumpa?
at the bottom
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Pfft!
Have these in reply






(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# B3TA i need your help!
who published this image? s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/52745/1235518122/twitter.jpg
Just want to ask permission politely before i use it
keeping manners in mind and all!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# This lad.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# woo
thanks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, blame Mrswoodbine.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Note: Carpe Diem does not mean "Fish of the Day"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *raises glass and chuckles*




*puts chuckles down and carries on drinking*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# haha. I'm with this guy
in my admiration for a proper bit of humour.
Sadly I'm raising Carling Black Label :(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Carling Black Labeeeeeelllllll
GET IT RIGHT.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Is it 1995 again?
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# It's always the seventies to me.
Don't make me slap you upside the head with a Watney's party Seven, bitch.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Silly Pasa! I bet you have to shake your own salt on your crisps too ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# yays
*pogos around the board*

Wait a minute. WHere's mi jumper?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Dancing in the disco
bumper to bumber?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# What a minute
Wher's mi cloak room ticket.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Drinking?
Damn good idea, back momentarily. I may even shut up shop early tonight.

EDIT: Yam back to boozies.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# It does mean
Seize the carp its flying time
(In China)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Permission to use that, sir?
(Not on the board, in real life)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Feel free, I stole it off the internets about 10 years ago :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# and if your latin master says "carpe testis" you should run
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# possibly. :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Arf
I believe Mr O'Bedlam temporarily forgot to whom he was speaking ;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# its capre die and then a picture of some mountains
its code
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# OK
*blames Mrswoodbine*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)

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