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# Paxo's the Newsnight daddy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Ok...
Where's the white blotches on her face?

Edit:- GOOD animation by the way.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# well
giving a good blowjob is thirsty work...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# They all love it

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Coolio! NO!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Something about being a big tipper . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# He's not put any sugar in his absinthe. It'll be all bitter :(
Silly PaxMan
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# pow!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I Came.....I Saw..... I...........gave up.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That's it . . . work on that jab !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# That's one HELL of a bite the little guy's got!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Sometimes the best defense is good teefuses and lock jaw !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You're doing it wrong!
straws go in your mouth, silly
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# taking the piss?
it's at the wrong angle to go any further!
THIS WILL HURT!
STOP NOW!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# nom nom nom
aardvarks like spaghetti!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Yes!
I've spent my evening shooting things and drinking whisky. Soon I shall adjourn to my bedroom with my living-in-sin partner and my diseased mind evening shall be complete. Hurrah!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# FITH
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Ow.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ow.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# aawww, it's someone feeding a baby elephant
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i..... er......
oh.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
anyone watch red riding on Thursday on channel 4?
it were proper quality
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
I just finished watching. It was ace- really menacing and dark. Can't wait for more...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
*click*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hammonds show sucks
all he does is state the obvious over and over and over again
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# yeah, he just repeats whatever the person just told him
but using slightly different words
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# and does that annoying
clarkson voice at the end of sentances
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Every weekend it's the same, Godzilla comes into Manchester gets drunk and eats a tram.


Click for bigger (93 kb)

The Twat. It's hard enough with the Swiss and thier Lazers.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
GOJIIRA!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# haha.
You a Manchester lad then?

( psst: That steeple is in Salford ;) )
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I am resident in Manky ATM
..it is not though my place of origin.

Which is Laaadahn innit.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Silly Captain!
Why would you leave London for Manchester? Manchester is full of smellies!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I made a boo boo
I wish to return dahn sarf, but I fear until I learn to be employable that may not happen. Actually I'd like to go further and get as far as Brighton.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# THE SOUTH IS GOOD. I LIVED THERE BACK IN 1890. VERY BRINE-Y.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# It would depend upon your courses.
If you are doing anything remotely technical then Salford is the best place in Europe.
If not, get the fuck out now whilst you can.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# No nothing to do with qualificationization
as I am an old fuck, I keep punching bosses.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# No but maybe an over simplified egg-zaj-jer-ration
The truth is a little more complicated, but oddly enough did involve fisticuffs.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# you were a tailor?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# how interesting.
I am a hailing from Salford. Lived a long time in Hammersmith ( still do, sort of. Well I have a parking permit and a flat ) but resident in Cheshire.
I should buy you a pint.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I was thinking of organizing/ah-range-ing/contemplating a Manchester
meeting up for art/booze/music/food.

It's more likely to be contemplating the possibility than actually doing something about it, as I am a bit lazy at the moment.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I think that there is/was
a Manchester bash this week. I probably missed it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# His actions are just a symptom of the broken society we live in today!
Won't someone think of the Godzillas?!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# It is true manchester does have the best tasting trams.
woo! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Ah but who has the best tasting tramps?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# why glasgow of course
either glasgow or venice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# He's welcome to eat our trams
At least, he will when they finally get built, the hideously overpriced, delayed, congestion-causing, local-economy-destroying, badly-thought-through, probably-result-of-brown-envelope pieces of crap that they are.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# oh bugger off.
If we did not give you more public trampsport you'd be stealing more of out cars ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# sheffield's trams are alright
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# A lizard disguised as a lizard!
The new world order are getting more devious by the day!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Erm...
Nothing to see here, move along... move along...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Am i the only one the haven't got to?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hmm... I wonder what HE'S been drinking.....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hav sum arts
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# :)
I like this and have clicked to indicate as such
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Very nice Gordon :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Smart Art !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :)
This is most lully
I like the shadow on the kite
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Haha
He's teasing that poor dog from the safety of his page, the rotter.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry to do this dirty threadjack, but:
The horses really do love me!

Should be working ok. Took about 10 minutes work. Obviously none of the links work, but I'll have the full mp3 download working in a mo. *Edit* Done.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# They're my friends :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Comforting
But it's just not the same :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I considered buying:
deNAGostini.co.uk but it'd significantly raise the chances of being sued.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Any legal case against you would crumble under the overwhelming love of horses
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# the 'neighs' have it
or so they say
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# but for people who haven't seen this the link is going to throw them :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# BOING!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# cheers zebadi.
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# *boings off to bum FLorence*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Took me 2 mins :)
Yay mirrors!

The scrapbook plugin for Firefox is great for ripping sites.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You have 1 broken image and no rollovers.
Therefore I win and am not too slow. *sobs*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# They look fine to me
And the links go to the relevant web archives. Nyaa!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# subsbutton.gif (top right) doesn't load for me.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# top arts :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# this is fantastic is many different ways
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# why on earth would someone want to knit a jumper that covers your whole body?

...oh
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That reminds me of some comedy act I saw a few years back who were just parkas with balloons for heads :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# they were awesome
ballons came out of the hoods and everything.

cannae remember their name though.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I know :(
I wanna watch them again now :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# MEN IN COATS!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# They really were great :D
You asked down there about fillums, did you see this?

b3ta.com/links/Mary_and_Max_Trailer

EDIT: I am confused by you saying henry :S

Do you mean Harvie Krumpet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# STOP SPAMMING THAT SHIT
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# He asked :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# yes
yes I did.. I be looking forward to seeing the actual film :)

EDIT:yes.. I did mean harvie.. strangely being on b3ta henry was the first male name beginning with H my mind of

:P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well yeah, there have been quite a few since then :)

I posted a few links for Ms Morbo the other night. I'll find them for you now :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# IT CAME OUT FIVE YEARS AGO SHEEPLE!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT YET??
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MANY
OUTLETS FOR AUSTRALIAN ANIMATION!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# this?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Stellar mindpiss :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# great minds..
no wait, this is b3ta; sick minds think alike ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Its men in coats
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# *imagines "Splop" sound effect*
Pointles jumper though. It covers everywhere except the one bit of the body that gets cold the fastest.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I want it!
both of them.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# To keep wasps out?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha!
Surprise cock!
click
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# best of all the cocks
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha nicely done.
took a while to notice it =p
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# From the neck up.....
It looks like morph the Coal Miner.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It's a male/female female/male thing . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Inspired By The Band Name.
(EDIT):- PAHHH...... Screwed up there..(Sorry Board)

Was meant to be a response to www.b3ta.com/board/9250390

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahah this still going?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Hey kebab!
You missed super happy fun times :D

Check the badge in my profile :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# the can or hedgehog? I saw hegdehog's efforts, absolutely brilliant
ed: hahahahaha win.

I left my tinfoil hat at home, and now I'm putting of both work and going to the gym :S
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I believe that Ttssattsr soda is superior to yucky Redsushi Juice.
:D HEY, SUSH.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hey Toaster!
I meant the tinfoil hat thread :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I'm pissy because I have no tinfoil :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I'm pissy because I did a tinfoil hat a day before that thread. AND THEN MISSED IT :(:(:(:(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I'm crying. Are you crying? I'm crying.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I'm close to. Hold me ttssattsr.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *grasps*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# indeed redshushi juice is awful. has anyone made pasanonic in a can yet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# They did.
But it exploded from all the compressed rage ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# It'll run for a while

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is my favourite one so far
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I BET IT'S FLOURIDATED THOUGH!
YOU CHILD KILLING BASTARD!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# what band? Kid Creole and the Coconuts?
The Troggs?
Martha and the Muffins?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Echo Beach! Far away in time!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# You stole the words right out of my mouth
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It must have been while you were kissing me....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I don't know a song
with the word glomp in :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# 2nd photograph down bud.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# sry
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# If you look at my posts you'll see is a pea from last night ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# See
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Eeeewww, why would I read your posts?
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah dont do that its not worth it
Most of them are

"hahahahha"
and thats it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# mmmmm large helmets
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Bobbleheads!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# why do i think the Darth Vader one may have been bought by people who are the intersection in a particularly weird venn diagram.
'People who like Star Wars' and 'People who like butt plugs'
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# phroar
:) nice helmet!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :)
in other news.... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7931705.stm eh? *warning, news contains Max Clifford*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Just saw that on links.
Shocking!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# ...
wow.

hammers are offensive weapons now; I always thought they were tools. Either way I prefer my weapons with a touch of gentility and etiquette about them.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'd have thought a large spoon and a plate of toast soldiers would be a greater threat
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You utter bastard :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I meant to post this earlier
this guy lives above my bog:

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I think your bathroom needs a dusting ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Heh
Noted
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yay Johnny!
I have Durham living in my lounge...

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Can't take them very serious now!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# SHITTING FUCK! I'VE FOUND PROOF!!!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Awesome!
*sells footage to the Ickeonuts*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I got it all saved in bigness
it shall possibly be on the youtube with sounds and shit and everything some point next week :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I don't know what the fuck this is about
But I don't care

I love it more than blueberry muffins
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# count yourself lucky
soon the wool shall be removed from your eyes and replaced with tinfoil.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hella yeah.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Heeheeehee
Astronomers have found proof of santa claus!

www.nasa.gov/images/content/316406main_2009-1972.jpg (1.5 meg picture)

www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~laszlo/kepek/santa.jpg (78kb)

I believe the first one is totally unshopped.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# the fucks
vaporised santa!

he obviously was on to their reptiloid asses.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I just read thfh's efforts, this is definitely evidence for his cause.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hehe
Very nicely done.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha ace
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# thanking yow
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesome walking action :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# thankies :)
you put another filimum on /links yet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# What was the last one you saw?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Henry I think
well.. technically 9.. but that's coz i looked through all your posted links :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Do you mean Harvie krumpet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Spazmation
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# only the spazziest will do for b3ta
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Heh
They're gonna be after you now!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I'll be like a ghost on the wind
or a man feverishly typing at a computer trying to educate the blind masses.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Great way to arrange the change !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I fank you
I hope it wasn't too strange
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Why am I looking at your conspiracy?
Have a woo.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# because the wool has now been removed from your eyes.
welcome to the world.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ohh
This is all new and shiny. Thanks.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
Liz the lizard.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# bit bored!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Why didn't you change Hammond?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# poor guy
i just couldnt face it! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Awww, cute little people!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# cor!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# howdy Rev
Why haven't you altered Hamster


hmmm...*retrieves special super absorbent mindpiss towel*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# pind the miss!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That has to be your worst zombie pic ever!!
;P

Top one! Woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# may is described as doing the "a bumbling idiot" act by many
but actually hes the one who says logical things,then gets harrased by cynacil tossers hammond and clarkson
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# i like may
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Have some early st patty's art.


(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I know what kind of pencil you used to draw that
2B sure!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
ashuallee it was an hb.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Surely that's 3D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ahhhhh
doodley doodley doodley doodley
doodley doodley doodley doodley
doodley doodley doodley doodley
doodley doodley doodley doo.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# lol alcoholic ginger midget
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# "ders more t Oireland,den dis" (not)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# If I was him
I'd be very tempted to try using my pipe as a handy beer-straw.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Having conquered the Council Estates with the lazer Airships...
The Swiss Bankers are now playing Tetris with the homes of our unwashed underclasses.


Click for bigger (95 kb)

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is awesome!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# This
Woo Sir. Woo indeed.

Waaaaa, I missed the tinfoil hat show :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Econometricians use dummies for sex.
rofloletc
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# O HAI JOKE I LAUGHED AT IN 2007
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *drops head*
It's been a long day.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That's excellent.
There was tut in advanced photoshop last year doing something buggering about with buildings like this. I'm sorry I never got around to tackling it.

Woo.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Arggh
The perspective is totally screwed on the green bit. I was lazy and did not draw in the vanishing points which I will be doing next time.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I know.
but if I was to get picky about stuff like that when the image effect looks so great my anti-fan base might double in a minute ;)
good job.
Sure you know your lines are out and I know because I read a tut that covers it in detail but you might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for your pesky honesty ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# true...
I have just drawn in the vanishing points. I need to reduce the image to 800 by 500 and the vanishing points are some 2000 pixels further out :), but as I took the original image on an 55-18 lens wound down to 18 it actually looks more correct in my wrong version.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# they can be a pain in the arse,
especially when your vanishing point is so far away.
I'm sure you are after no architecture prizes so leave it, I love it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I'm waiting for the big 4 to appear
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ditto
 
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this ^^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# That's rather nice!
Will the point of view change so they display the Channel 4 logo?
Edit : Damn you, Attila!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# *passes special super absorbent mindpiss towel*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Thats what the Romans said...
 
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Splendid!
Woo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Marvellous!



(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# OH MY GOD! What have you done to Building 7!!!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Amazing
Woo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# clever idea
so planes flown at building pass thru - avoiding 9/11 type issues. brilliant.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# shortly after this snap was taken the camera zoomed past
revealing for a slight moment,the number 4...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# ooh, lully
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# nice
i like this a lot
*clicks*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I likes this lotsly
well shopped, sire :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# horse's radish


eat more horse, Britain!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love Horse radish's :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
*CLICK*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
*smells...sneezes*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# MooDonna
Ok Ok Ok, I know it's SHIT, but I HAD to express my dislike of her.
Let's see Britney kiss her NOW, eh?

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Is she married to this fella?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# ChewbYAKKA??
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Moobacca
:-D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# :D
you milk it-i'm not goin' anywhere near
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This was the product of their love...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Silly headtransplant thread?
In that case, have this previously unpublished pic!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Very Nice......
.....Ummm.... Who owns the FACE part bud?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Pedantichrist
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Some mugshot
from TSG.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# you're just too kind
fact
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Cost me a fortune but it was worth it...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very clever :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :¬D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

Marvellous


....wait for it.....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# .....?
10 minutes and nothing...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Now THAT is a Hat

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Why, thank you :¬D
thank you :¬D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# That's just showing off
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I've only 2 hats and they're both Ewoks!
I need to do some more
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think he owns a Beemer at the moment.
He'll know I mean him so will be avoiding replying.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I got verbally slapped a while back for a similar BMW slur...
I might know who you mean...

Lets see....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# fuck off ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Who had 20 minutes?
;¬)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Haha!
New car soon?
I think you said March?
Or credit crunched out?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# ok.
Still got last years ( end 2007) beemer. Not replacing that any time soon.
Sold her beemer as it was a 2 seater nonsense and bought a 5 door grande punto in December.
Replacing the 8 year old Nissan with a new one which was due for delivery tomorrow but looks unlikely.
Which really pisses me off because I paid for it ( mostly ) nearly a year ago and there is already some twat running around locally in one since December.

Anything else? Want me to check my pants for skidmarks so you miss nothing?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Very good!
are you a cyclist?

you should make the text bigger and [hence] get it on the front page
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Thy wish is my bidding
F5!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Hah hah
Excellent.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# no, I'm sorry
but catnipp is more believable

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots would be more expensive blah blah..... hush!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
The robot would be more believable as a human than Billy :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Billy who?
Mitchell? I don't know i dont watch it! ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Yip.
That is the person who you have shopped out talking to Gary Hobbs.

I need to get out more :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Don't forget ya hat!
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I shan't :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# One of them had a bit of damage to its metal casing
Lots of scuffs and metal splinters which caught on people's clothing.
Eventually the barman pointed at the robot and said "Oi, get out! You're burred!"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh God.

90% of my posts these days are these three Martin Freeman images :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# if a picture is worth a thousand words
that's a very efficient way of expressing a lot of disgust!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I need the blink screen!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Ooooh Big Train!
What ever happened to that?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# It was too good, actually funny
and on the BBC... so it had to go.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# yay big train!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# "I'm GONNA SCRAPE ME A BARREL"
"I'm GONNA SCRAPE ME A BARREL!"
"THEN I'LL DIG DOWN SOME BELOW"

-traditional

that was horrific :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# its my b3taday today and i have a head cake!!!


2 years have flown by, thanks to all of you for all the inspiriation and joy. :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :D
Happy b3taday One Philosophy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
cheeeers!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# happy b3taday fella !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Pah, you have cake on the brain!
Happy candleday!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
And get yer candles cut ya hippy!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Happy candles internets person
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# thank you fellow interweb conspiritor!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# How can you blow them all out like that?
Woo geezer :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# He is gonna put them all out
with his tinfoil hat ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hah!
Of course! Best part of this evening is Big trouble in little China is on Film Four at 23:30

I must have died and gone to heaven
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I have no film four in my room :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# A sharp blow to the head!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# have a hap, hap,
happy b3taday!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Happy Two too !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# candles candles
it's all about the candles

happy b3taday
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Congrats on not getting banned from here for two years!

Happy candleday!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# quite!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# pah
fucking amateurs ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# happy b3taday indeed!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# !yadhtrib yppah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# happee burfday
have a random gnops

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Happy day
Here's another one for you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# That story
...always reminds me of this: www.sickipedia.org/joke/2277
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Happy B3day dude.....
I'm kinda wondrin' how the HELL yer gonna blow
the candles out.....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# luvverlee bit o'candlework
congrats too:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
My first one is going to be on Friday the 13th! :S .. or I may have miscalculated and its on Thursday 12th.. 1/13th less evil I asume..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Happy happy!
Love the pic :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# millenium dome headitus
happy b-day
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# happy b3taday suggs
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *Dribbles*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Always look behind you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# :S
WHERE IS THE FLIGHT SIMULATOR YOU CUNTS!?!?!?!?!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# i always wanted a go on that!!!
:(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I know :(
And now we never will.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# But the new obstacle course could kill!!



(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# No it fucking couldn't.
Did you see that geeky kid who looked like he was gonna have a heart attack after about 10 seconds?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# haha! No.




(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# and
I'm sure they used to have all 4 contestants do the assalt course at the same time, not this 2 by 2 rubbish. I know ITV is in trouble, but really, how much do a few bits of rope cost?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# They sure did!
They had that cargo net too which they don't have anymore :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# do they still get to break through the giant paper sheet at the end?
(not bothered to watch this thing yet)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Nah,
they just run between 2 giant Ks. It is fucking terrible!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# no Gordon Burns
no Krypton Factor

yes, that's right, he had it all along
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# heheh

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

jokes are encouraged to be better than technique i know, but here it's a tie...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# So that's the work
that Stan has just got home from ;)

Nicely!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :D
i no longer want to google search "fat guy"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yeah I know,
there are only so many pics of Stan you can take ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you two fighting again?
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I don't think we were,
but we probably are now, the moody fat git!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Keep going


(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Knob off you miserable git!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Fat tummies!
Have a drink.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# STILL?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Wooooo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Thermodynamic miracles...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ris? I dont get it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Whats the big deal about some watchmakers?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# + this
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Haha! *click!*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Thermopylae miracles, shirley?
and WOO to this!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# heheh yup,
and don't call me shirley.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Madness? THIS IS aSPARTAme!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# sweet!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
fab :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)

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