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# For Bela Legosi's Dad, if he's about.
OK, back to w*rk now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# phwoar, I bet he'll love this. I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *enhuggles*
Hello Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *cuddles* hello schnookums
I am looking at glasses in preparation for us earning more than a pittance come the end of the month *is slowly going blind*

Why does nobody do horn-rimmed specs any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Because only evil people wear them
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That place 20/20 does some...
Is there one of those near you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Nope, I thought that was just children's booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ah, now - you've got me again...
I've no idea what that might be. Sorry, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *hug* :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Orrery nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks, Barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# rusty orreries ftw
that's v nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Rusty is good, I wholeheartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Aaaaaaah!
*Cantonas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Corr, that's wonderful
*Awes*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# wow thats a bit good
Ive used an image like that before - add it to istockphoto you might make millions in royalties
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
millions 3p

mind you, I've earnt 4p in last.fm royalties so far
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I can't find Mighty Nibus on last.fm.
Is it there?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# naw
here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'd have to spend the next half hour stamping an irritating watermark onto it, surely?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# well have you got a better plan to make us millions?
now that im your agent
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# That's what you need all that blood for, eh?
It all becomes clear now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# bloody heck
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# thats fucking gorgeous is that
i'd like one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *offers*
There you go, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# have you got one 1280x800?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ah - not presently, Mr Lugosi's request was for a square shaped one.
I can run a larger version out. Might take a bit of time, though - I'll gaz you when it's done, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# that is far too good. Have a WOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D
*misunderstands and tries to sing harmonies*

*gets nabbed by the local dog catcher*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# AWESOME-O!
... now do the glass skull at the end of the universe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Eeek!
Well, I'll give it a go, if you'd like...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# awesome work fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks, Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I love all of these.
They're excellent. Even in light of the hideous swathes of jealousy eminating from my being.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You're very kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Awesome!
As always sir! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Fank ewe, sir...
You're too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# i dont know what this is
but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's something that Bela Lugosi's Dad wanted.
themically related to... well, it's for him, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Is It Self Portrait Vector Time?


Self portrait, or for conspiracy theorists, how I look through your Hoffman lenses.

Click for big-bones.
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Re-record not fade away!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# FUCK
*leaps upon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *shags*
y'alright lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# All the better for seeing you, ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Bin a-lurkin :)
stupid work are making me do some actual work these days, and then some. Bah!
your sig is making me glee
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Scotch tapes!
that's going back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hee hee, hurrah for old ads
see also: Ohhhhh-ohhhhh, Vitalite
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I'd forgot about that
now I'll have the jingle stuck in my head for the rest of the day...
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Record what you want, both night and day!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# cor
look at that supraorbital torus

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ooooh, nicely done, sir!
makes me think of that Scotch VHS advert or what ever it was, years ago


edit: and fecking Quark just crashed and as I always forget to save, there goes 2 hours of work. *takes deep breaths and counts to 10*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Quark?
I bet it crashed cos of the cobwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# it's version 8.
and it's still shit.

Since version 5, they've tweaked the UI and added drop shadows.

They boast that it now supports PSD and AI, but it is bugged to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# They're making the wife use pagemaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahahah... oooooooh...
"somewhere in the world, there is always someone worse off than yourself" really is true :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :D exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Chow me where 17 hurts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Ah nobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Stupid Soviet style font
still at least it's not Sans ;)
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I don't know where 17 hurts, sorry.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Arthur Conan Doyle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# arf
And here's one I made a LONG while ago:



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# but that's a sh*t Mandylorian!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# That's it!
*Rolls up sleeves, adopts 'snarly fiercy face'* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# you're going to make me google it, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# oh ffs
*chases with pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahaha, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahhahaah, bloody awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPA WATSON!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# where this came from in my head i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *peers down front of kecks*
Mrs McCluskey's got a surprise coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Have you soiled yourself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# how's that, you got one of each?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I've got a glorious aubergine instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# remember to salt it first
if you rinse it, it wont taste salty.honest
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Mclusky are good band.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# the only reason she knows
is because she was in on it... she's a right goer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Danny kendal
thought he could keep up with her rampant desires and look what happened to him
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# phwoar
also, I have to make a diagram that involves this: www.fujimed.com/products-services/network-systems/synapse/ris.asp?location=1&area=25&id=25&subid=0

*subverts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hurrah for RIS
I hope that text makes sense to you though, it's just made me feel really thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's throbbingly enormous!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Mmmm
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is all kinds of wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# arf!
reminds me of Finbar Saunders
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
I'd love to see this animated.
am reminded of a nude Terry Jones...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] No 'shopping Required...


Click for bigger (145 kb)
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# You want /links
*Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# is it a job for 'tiny font reader'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Mental images of tiny people wandering around churches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haha
this should so be a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I'd hope people would constantly try and baptise them
thus irritating and angering the tiny ones, until they have weeny little tantrums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Are you sure about that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hilarious.
I've not got it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# That's almost never true on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Are you trying to say that ITV are trying to hire work experience kids
to run ITV?

Well it would explain "Demons" I suppose :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# King Krishnan should buy it, and make a Krishnan Guru-Foxy channel
he can bounce his bottom around like the slags on Party People.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I appear to have signed into tuesday.
Meh, I'm rissing.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# WRONG.
You've done it WRONG.

GO AND READ THE FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hello sweetie,


*I* know what that means because I know you, but others may not be able to.
Possibly ring the bit you're pointing to, or maybe shove it on /links?


(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Maybe you have to be a fully paid-up media whore to find mirth in that one...
(And maybe I'll finally have to accept that I don't fit into this Main Board/Image Challenge territory and bugger off back to QOTW land where I belong)

*cries*
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# My 1000th post
here have an underwhelming Crudely Drawn Gif-cock

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Jumpycock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Is spunking on daisies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# grats!
jumpycock is jumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Nonce!

Nonce Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Make it land in the same spot as it starts so it loops better.
Otherwise, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# i realised i fucked it up halfway through
and i couldn't be bothered to fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# A nice cute one
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# is it one of yours?
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I made it
So yes, it's one of mine.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# with one of the big cats?
Gotta be a tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Jumpycat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# is jumping
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# and a cat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# meow
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# burning out his fuel out here, alone
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# cos, he's a rock-et caat
/shatner singing blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Cakie put that on a DVD for me.
For this I shall love him forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe
*goes and watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# quite incredible
i think these sort pics have been shopped together twice previously on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oh don't say that,
I thought I did ok, it isn't a copy or repost of someone else's, sources:
th03.deviantart.com/fs13/300W/i/2006/363/e/4/JUMPING_CAT_by_illugraphy.jpg
www.solarnavigator.net/sport/sport_images/Equestrian_Sport_Show_Jumping_Baltic_Cup_Shannon_Mejnert_Sandy_horse.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I think it's just a classic b3ta idea!
great minds and all, plus those old ones are from 2003 or so
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# don't think the pictures work anymore
but here's the first:
207.44.242.20/board/1658366
here's the second:
207.44.242.20/board/1885803

you can get the jist from the comments!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Fucksocks
I shall give up on this whole b3ta thing, I'm getting no where.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# well I liked it
tiny-headed men notwithstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Don't be daft
You weren't to know, and your image is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Wow
My first compliment! (shift/PrtScrn) Woo Hoo!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# the guy on the far left has a really tiny head
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Right, that's me smug one out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
EAT CROISSANT WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ACT SMUG WOMAN!
actually that wouldn't be too difficult would it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hehehe...
is it Crudely Drawn Meme Day?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha... \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Smuggest face I've ever seen!
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha smug woman,or cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# "We've got your special relationship RIGHT HERE!"

see news for de-ris

for all RIS-ers out there: Obama's gifts to Gordon Brown are considered a little bit insulting :) - 25 DVDs and two tin toys.

edit 2: news link :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Haha!
My sister calls it Pri-mani
/When I say haha I mean eh?
At least link a story ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I remember years back
everyone called it Preemark...

Now it's Prymark.

Go, as they say, figure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It's always been "Pry-mark" here.
In the Midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Actually
Primark are an equal-opportunities employer*

[joke]*of 3rd-world children.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I've got some primark bits and pieces.
You try losing 5 stone fairly quickly whilst broke.

*doesn't know what's happening*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 5 stone? You should be shopping in Mothercare, not Primark!
I lost 4 stone a few years ago (I have since found most of them again) and got a whole new shiny size 10 wardrobe from the local bootsales.

Bargain.

BTW, when I said Mothercare, I was implying you should wear the kiddies' clothes, not the maternity wear. If they do maternity wear. I don't know.

I'll just cock off again, shall I?

*goes to Paul's house for a poo*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# fuck off home, you little bastard!
*locks door*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
that's a lovely hole you've got there.




Could have worded that better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# shall we call it a draw?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think that's probably safest, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Still RIS?
I'm combing BBC News looking for an explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I'm too lazy to look at the news
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# here's some news for you
500 Elvises Loose
Caesar frees geezer from freezer
Spiderman feared lost under rusty cooker
Japan now so small only mice can live there
Man falls in hole
Harriet Harman in 'juice trumpet' gaffe
Careless stork costs lives
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That's true about Japan isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it sadly is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# please don't think this is where I get my news from...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1159627/To-special-friend-Gordon-25-DVDs-Obama-gives-Brown-set-classic-movies-Lets-hope-likes-Wizard-Oz.html
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahah jesus
The Prime Minister gave Mr Obama an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yes!
so some serious thought went into that gift :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# In reality....
...I believe Mrs Brown gave the Obama kids some clothes from Top Shop which is, as we all know, far classier than Primark
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Like shit is it.
You should see some of the girls that go in our local one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# What do you mean?????
Topshop supplies the home-based workers and Primark supplies the street-based ones. Known fact.
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# but what about that crotchless T-shirt I got you last year?
that was from Primark.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Where do you think I get all the ready cash from..
Beeaaatch!
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# who is frankie?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Frankie Howerd
dead comedian. Bit of a gayer, though he didn't like to admit it.

He lived near us. His boyfriend opened the house up as a museum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# any Roman antiquities?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Nay


Nay





and thrice nay
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Late, but I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame ninj. For everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahhahaha, time for a spangin' I think!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Comic Sans, makes everything LOLCLEAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha, I hope that this is your /stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# omg ur gay lol
Woo! Comic Sans cures* cancer**.



*causes

**kittinz to die
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
I hope this doesn't become a bandwagon, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It's pretty much exhausted now

So either someone comes up with something brilliant, or things will be more of the same after this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ah bless you child.
Your naiive optimism is touching.

Touching.

Touching.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Don't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I find new Ariel brings my whites up brilliantly
When the stain says hot but the label says not - New Ariel!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I wish I worked in advertising.
I'd strive to come up with phrases that make the above look like Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# What's that one I saw the other day...
'I want to do a poo at Paul's house'
Just brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I HATE THAT FUCKING ADVERT
with a fucking PASSION.

If I was Paul's mum I'd lock the front door and tell the little bastard to fuck off home.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I saw that! Genius!
At my local Co-Op - called "Radco" during my yoof, they had the immortal slogan "Prices are low ... at Radco!"

It's what inspired me into a career in writing*


*Contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I really thought that said "when Stalin says hot"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# "but Lenin says not"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Everybody say ey-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# haha
ninj has a lot to answer for...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# super lovely
but no wingdings? would it turn yours pants into a triangle or carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Carrot pants for the fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Is there anyone's ideas you won't nick? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Aarrgh, this is becoming my equivalent of "Why is it always raining..."
*tries to think of something original*

*hurts head*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha *hands £50*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Anyone who says otherwise just wishes that they had thought of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Exactly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely you loony tune! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Anyone know the address for the site that does fake cigarette warning labels?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# No, but it's just text; it can't be that hard to make.
What the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Its a UK fag packet health warning
One assumes it's throat cancer?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a touch of Morris.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Phillip Morris
I assume?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I watched "Thank You For Smoking" last night - would highly recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I saw it last week
it is indeed well worth a watch
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Eugh!

What is that doing on my internet computer screen terminal interface?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# and grow some rather hideous facial hair.
Seriously, the tache disturbs me more than the growth.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'd at least grow a beard to cover it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Johnny Depp stars in BurgerChins of the Caribbean.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I really love Adblock - so damn useful!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# You can fuck off back to /b/ thanks.
b3ta.com is a bit more fluffy than that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ha Ha
LOL
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I must
eat this.
(Sheriff, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjunlWUJJI
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Someone posted that tumour thing last year and got modded at rampant pace
Eurgh.

*Adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# they've got no sense of tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# That tumour's so big, we've had to call it a threemour
/Scrubslols
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ...
It's growing on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Eh?
It is a widely available image to warn of the dangers of smoking and yet people on here find it wrong or disgusting? It's meant to make you feel like that, it is what the shock image is supposed to do FFS.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Stop your rabbling. You seem to be moaning in all your threads.
I didn't at any point say it shouldn't be here, rather that it is a nasty picture that I would prefer to hide so close to my breakfast.

You're also expressing surprise that people find it disgusting, then instantly move on to say that that is exactly what it's meant to do. Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Calm down bud,
I'm not moaning, I'm just trying to work out what people find OK on here that's all. I find posts involving Simon Weston, a man that served his country and was injured in action offensive, I don't complain about it and just ignore it. Apologies.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ningles people of b3ta.

The beauty of this was I didn't need to change the tagline.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Ha Ha
He needs more scotch.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha Product Placement LOLz.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# And
once is all you need, then you're hooked for life.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Haha!
John Hughes loves Buckfast! Fact!

Wonder what else we could make...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Buckfast at Tiffany's
but I'm pretty sure it's bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# King Konnie Huq
(whatwasithinking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I've heard that she drags her knuckles and eats fleas too
so this picture makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahahahha!
mmmmmm.... huq!


edit: have an gorilla elvis impersonator:



Click for bigger (395 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I heartily endorse this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# yes
but still not a patch on Sarah Greene!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Janet Ellis ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Janet Ellis was my fav
until she got pregnant outside of the holy state of wedlock and the BBC rightly sacked her...whoooooooooooooorrrrrre
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Janet Ellis on Dancing Shit the other night
dressed as a sexy prison warden... oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# back in the day... I have no idea what she's like now though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I think she died or was horribly disfigured or something..
and now fights crime

edit: ah no, I tell a lie, she now competes in shit ITV talent shows and gets slagged off by the judges
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# that's just a cover story
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Mmmm I'd king her kong anytime

KnowwhatImean?

*wink wink*

*nudge*



I'm talking about sex.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*awards Good Noob sticker*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Still would... the hairy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
god she's let herself go :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Oh this is what b3ta is all about!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# So not pictures of napalmed children and smug twats?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well that too, obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I could post a few of them if you want
Actually come to think of it, I've not done a smug twat one at all.

Napalmed kids though, yeah, loads of them :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Never?!
I've only ever done one smug twat piccie, of dubious quality; this one.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hehehe, smug chav :)
Piggyback tiem!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# oh and this one was fun too :p
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9017462
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nice.
Does that mean he can only stop for the night in approved locations?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Fucking hell!
As if the little cunts don't go slow enough as it is without towing a caravan too!

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# what a careless place to park... he'll get a ticket for being on a double yellow slug...
'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I still love this sign

Taken somewhere in Norway
They were getting some complaints from the viking zombies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# heheheh, Someone has to have done it in order to warrant putting up that sign :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# To tell you the truth, it was a bit of trick photography on my part
On my side of the fence, there was a grassy lot that was being used as a parking space for the church. I think the sign might have had something to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha, imagine that
*Wakes up in the morning*

*finds gravestone to shit behind*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# haha
from the genus (bank-holiday snailus) more often found in laybys drinking tea and eating sandwiches on a collapsible patio set.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yes!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# This rules ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I fucking love this
a bit too much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :)

Also available in whopping (215 kb)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# now that's what I'm talking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Awesome
b3ta needs more of this sort of thing
Here's one of my attempts

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oh,
youze done a good artsy yah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Art-say fart-say daaahling
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# oH yES! This kind of thing
really floats my boat, top MC Escherness
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I am happy to float-say your boat-say
Cheer ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# That is so fucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# top mollusc model approves of your message
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# that's well cool :)
*needs more snail trail up her face*

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Just in...Chav Powder!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pffffft
Morning you nutter.

Do these ideas just reverberate around your head constantly? It's a wonder you ever get any sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Mornin'....zzzzzzzzzzzz...uh...oh!!
I know, it's hell at night ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ha ha.
I think you've covered of cleaning products now. To the pet food aisle!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# The magazine for girls
(whatwasithinking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# pfff
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I watched some of Police Story 2 on Monday night. It is fucking shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Hah

I think some girls might prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I bet he's been up to some
donkey fisting.

He has that self-satisfied look that gives it away.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ah, you've read that issue too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Have I?!





No.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it'd be far more entertaining.


Click for bigger (39 kb)
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I hate that cunt.
With a passion. A PASSION I TELL YOU.

Edit: And that Nicky Fucking Campbell too.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT A 4-YEAR OLD CHILD FOR GOD'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# And all the while you two go OUT DRINKING?
And TAKING DRUGS?

While your poor mum looks after your son?


You shold be ASHAMED.

After the break: "I'm fucking my sister, and now she's pregnant". Don't go away.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# "But at least she has more than 6 teeth"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# And three rings from Elizabeth Duke on each finger.
Oh, and one of those little puppet necklaces they sell.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I believe it's referred to as
Lizzy Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I am very very very glad
they pulled that cunts new quiz show. It was a pile of utter wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I don't mind Nicky cambpell
But Kyle can fuck off.

He's on Talksport now, FFS!
And Russel Brand is coming soon... oh fucking joy!

Back to Smooth radio for me then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Russel Brand is coming to TalkSport?
Fucking cunts!

They should just have Mike Parry 24 hours a day the short armed walrus faced cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Was Tubgirl on in the first half of the show then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I had a facefull of sulphuric acid once
some kid threw it at me in France. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Exactly
Which is why I'd love nothing more than to see that arsehole get his mouth burned off.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Did it burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Do you sound like Barnaby Bear perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I like Barnaby Bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I bet you do you yiffing bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Meow grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Vroom vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yiff yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Outline Joke Number One (of One).
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

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