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# Haahaha
*expects big bang theory lizard spock link*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# But what about spock and lizzard?
Are they not involved in this game?

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# eh?
I've not even been lurking . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hehehe
I really didn't expect the unexpected horse this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahah!
OOOOH! Nearly three icons inna row!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Oh lordy....
Excellent stuff, Rear-Admiral Hattington.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Kif, we have a conundrum!
Search them for paper. And... bring me a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *glee arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Woo

* Unexpected, expected lol horse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You can't keep a good horse up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# how unexpectedly horsey :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hehehehe
lovely timing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] During early testing...
The ESA soon found that tortoises were not very stable in flight

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# oh no!
in other news:


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I knew it!
The bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Awwww......
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# eep
guess what I did!

I went into my managers office, had a right strop and demanded a change of job!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# You go, girl!
Stick it to 'em!

\o/

Edit: You Lovely, lovely Fae, well done, pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I shall be going to see my HR lady when she returns from A/L
I've had efuckingnough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm bloody proud of you!
*the biggest hugs in the world ever*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *cuddles* thanks lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yay! people are way too afraid to talk back to their bosses, or make any demands.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# She's a lovely lady, she really is
she was only annoyed with me because I hadn't mentioned it sooner.

She's also quite gorgeous, in a sort of 'curvy Linda Evangelista' way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# what do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I used to shout at mine all the time
Didn't do much good though. I walked out.

*and it felt sooo good*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I was so very close to quitting about an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# still haven't found a new job though
if I hadn't get getting a few sales from my art prints I would be fucked financially by now

* worries about rent again*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yeah!
if you want to be a train driver or an astronaut, they should let you!

Joking aside, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
well done that lady

you brave old stick :)

... hopefully it'll lead to better things for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# :D here's hoping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Shell we say . . . it's their shape . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# thats a terapin gag
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I was sticking my neck out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# oh the humanity!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# arg!
*flees red-hot shell casing*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Where is that b3tain "My Arse Is On Fire" when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Dear Joliet


Love,

me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Haha, thats what I said
b3ta.com/board/9264610
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Tweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I DUN A PISHURE! LOL!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# woo, that is lovely
and you can see my old office from there. *mutters, before the bastards made me redundant*
**polishes gun**
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers!
Boo to redundancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# why is it always dark in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# at least it's not raining
very woo though, as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I think I see some clouds on the horizon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# that's very nice!
Chelsea Embankment?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Shad thames!
Nice pic dude!

EDIT: also, happy candle day that person!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# why, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Shad Thames
VERY chilled out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooo...
looks ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Lovely
very atmospheric
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Cheers
Indeed it was. So quiet - too quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Great Pic, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Thank you, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Nice scenic seen . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# London can be very pictureskew sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
#


* Cries some more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Well at least there's water in this one ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# If that ...
... is by the Tate and Lyle dock that would be my friends houseboat. What a shithole. Changing Rooms almost sank the fucker.
(Tequilaboy, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Belgium

I hardly did anything to this but if you look at it for a while then compare it to the original, they both look strange.
The original is here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Still would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That's quite a reach she's got.
I don't reckon you'd get very close.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I dont think its a case of getting close,
more of getting away once you've finished with her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Have you shrunk the torso?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I've cut the photo in two
with a horizontal line which just touches the bottom of the sash.
Then I've moved the top section down level with the hips, then I've scaled down the bottom section until the hips were the same width as the torso.
Then I've painted a mask on the top section with a low-opacity blurry brush to blend the background together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I'd still fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# with a low-opacity blurry brush
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# no
with my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# A low-opacity blurry cock?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# A simple yes would have sufficed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I thought her hips
looked narrower...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oh
happy candl3 day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# thanks very much!
lovely cakey... :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I fucking would!
imagine the handjob you'd get
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# more of a cockpunch
by the looks of things. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Im just going to print this picture out
ill be back in ten mins
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# the original looks fucking weird
all you've done is making her fanciable
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# What have you actually done?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# repositioned most of the body parts by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# No no
much quicker and dirtier than that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9264684
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Can't beat the Flemish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ahhh, Flemland, I've had some great holidays there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Bruges? It's like a fairytale isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I was being silly
as there is no Flemland, much as William Goldman would have me believe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# So was I, who would WANT to go to belgium
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# The Flemish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Best food in Northern Europe...
*pats tum as proof*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# she has a tiny head (in the original)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# and a very long torso I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hurrah for long torsos
I have one, if you couldn't guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Belgium, man - BELGIUM!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ahhh Bruges...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# and indeed Brugs beer:
ca-es.facebook.com/pages/Brugs-beer/42191036204

nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# mind your langauge
please
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# :)
Sorry 'bout that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate this font
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Drop the dirty copper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I like this
and I like that font too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I used to like it
now I'm with you


and I don't know what I ever saw in Peignot!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Vera Humana ftw!
lovely font, that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# you're nicked
me old china!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# dspang
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE DAY!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ta very much!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 post EVER....


Click for bigger (97 kb)

now this really does show my skills - probly too late for compo but hey-ho! the "avec" fella is lenny kratz a comedian what has MS apparently...

*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bindun
Many times.
many, many times.
many, many, many times.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# arse cakes
can i have a rosette for trying??
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'll give you a roasting
any other volunteers?
*bagsies the front*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# the front bites
and the back's looser than a clown's pocket....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ewwww....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# i've never been prouder
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# IS this the fourth of fifth one of these
or am I stuck in a time continuum vortex again
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# For some reason,
every time I come back to B3ta, another one variation of this joke appears at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# It's you!
you've got us all trapped in a weird groundhog day thing...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# IS this the fourth of fifth one of these
or am I stuck in a time continuum vortex again
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
#
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There seem to be
quite a few comics with MS.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'd like to see Batman with MS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Robin would make an
excellent carer, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# BaMStman.
Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Very
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# All in a days work for a cunt like me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I read that as Batsman tho
Im thinking batman playing cricket now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Superheroes indulging in five day sporting events are never far from my mind, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I think they would be more suited to Twenty20
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Pah, baseball more like.
Cricket should be long and tedious, thereby giving audiences reason for alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Drink every time a run is scored or a man throws the ball
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# And saying 2nd post ever is a lie
you appear to have posted more then 20 times

I think you need to learn to count
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# i meant pics
you is counting messages dawg....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# One's a stand up . . . and the other . . . scoots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# soz
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha southparkfamilyguy lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Classic.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# merci
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# IS this the ninth or tenth one of these
or am I stuck in a time continuum vortex again
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Vwoosh!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# y'know
that's not bad...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Fly my pretty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# May your fuel last . . . until you get there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahah, like a futuristic version of the Wizard of Oz :D
FLY, MY LOVELIES!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# is that tank
from King of the Rocket Men?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I got it from here:
It was pretty perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I like the photoid too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Cheers! :D
Here's a still version of the animation:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It's both good,
they are.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# nice and 3D, that...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hold tight little fella!


skug
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# awwwww
poor baby.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That's right . . . the sonic boom is fast approaching !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It's taking its time....
..getting here though..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] guess...
(I helped save b3ta! skullface, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# bindun Bold?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# damn
...just found it.
(I helped save b3ta! skullface, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Bold?
Wasn't one of the foxes from The Animals of Farthing Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# The Plebanski action extended to a unification of gravity and Yang-Mills theory
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Fight you for a pound.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# yeah alright
Duchy of Cornwall rules ok?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I was thinking pugil sticks
over a shark-infested paddling pool
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ARIEL RACIST
...LOLOL. etc
(Sqn, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ...And many times before.
207.44.242.20/board/9263270
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# "disney, trying to highlight the dangers of pollution, are releasing a special edition of The Little Mermaid where she encounters an oil spill"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I wouldn't mind spilling my oil on her!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# The self-cocking donkey launcher...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# INCOMING!!!
OUTGOING!!!

etc

oh and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
looks a bit like a unicorn! (i saw one once)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# that was a narwhal...
...on stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# narwhals don't exist
they are unicorns without stilts
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Lies!!
besides unicorns are white and narwhals are blue
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# its the sea that makes them look
blue, put one on land and it's as white a erm...unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# heheheh
and also 12 extra points for "cocking"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Self-cocking, no less....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# the best kind
I find
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# is this what heppens
before they get turned into a kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That made me
genuinely chuckle.

Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# YAYS! :D
I'm going to quietly pop this here, as it's NATIONAL KIDNEY DAY WOOYAY HOOPLAS:

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# New Image Challenge Online:
Celebrate National Kidney Day by owning or looking at some kidneys.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hooray
for kidneys! pissiest of all the organs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# you pisskidney!!
pisskidney jizzcock

/peepshow fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I feel sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Me too, it's a truly dreadful hat.
I wish I was the donkey though, it looks like great fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Looks like an all day event . . . glad I brought extra carrots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ha ha ha love it :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Uuuuuummmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha comic sans hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# But I do like where head ends and body ends
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Actually I get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Its in the coding
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I wish I spoke
coding...

edit: oh, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I dont speak it,
But theres head and body

Its webshite shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Then surely it's a joke about coding and not fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# And when is a rocket propelled animal a joke about fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not arguing that it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh ok then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm glad that's
settled.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Settled like my balls on his forehead!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha...balls!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Eeeewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Ed Balls
Wallet and watch.

This is greatness and you should send it to Punch or Private Eye or something :-)
(are either of those still alive?)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Punch is long dead
but I sill read Private Eye from time to time...
and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# well there you go then
that's it.


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm scratching my head
over this one, I must confess...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Candles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Thankles
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# is it Ariel?
Comic Sans?
Garamond?
Verdana?
Times New Roman?
that's all I've got
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# it's nothing to do with the actual typeface
think I'll uncompo it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ^ I think you typewriter is knackered!

It missed a whole load in the middle.

Have you tried changing the ribbon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No I haven't
I'll try that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Very nice, sir
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo overload has exploded my brane!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Almost as nice as Neath.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# NOTHING is as nice as Neath.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I WAS FUCKING BORN IN NEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That merely gives more truth to the statement, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# you've obviously never been to Plwmp
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
funny placenames ftw

my favourites are
Pant
Brasparts (spelling?, its french)
and Brest! (near brasparts!)

Plwmp is near new quay isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# yes it is
but for good names i quite like Penisarwaun
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# At first I thought that otter was waving :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# He is.
At youuuuuuuuu!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# What is he doing to that giraffe!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Haha I love that thunderbird 2 things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Eric Gill = Bad man


DeRIS www.nndb.com/people/945/000113606/
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# dont play happy families with this man
EDIT - wasnt he a religious nutter too?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# absolutely
full on god squad as well as ass-raping his daughter, his sister, fucking just about anyone who was about, not averse to sucking cock and having a mistress live with him and his wife.
Not a shy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hence why the BBC use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# dont worry
God will forgive him
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# bisexual lol
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd say 'I'm so sorry'
but y'know...



(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
rock ate animal???

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] also

    ( )
   (___)            ( )
                   (___)  

        \ |    ^ ^
    _ _ _\|__(='0')         
         /(---)-)             
        /

=====================================
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Whassat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# meant to be a rocket cat out of text
potato-shop is broked and i cant be arsed using mspaint on a laptop

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ah! I see now
very resourceful sir

I'd make you the award but I think I'm only allowed to post one image every six months these days...anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# how come?
the post thing, not the award
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I don't know
I think this is only about the third proper 'shop I've posted this year, disgraceful really, though I have been about much less anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# more than me
i've spent too much time doing uni work to be on b3ta...missed out on loads (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
     ^-^
    ='_'=
     |||
    /0-0\
   . | |
    \' |/
__(_______)__
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Oh fuck. Explosions and cats are difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# yup
top notch catting though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# also

W TF ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9264458
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# You'd be lying, yes?
;-)

Wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's all the hover/brian-text ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I just checked that :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# oh, you silly!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Oooh! Happy candle day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# thanks!
enjoying it so far! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bodoni on a Zamboni.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You are so gonna to get b&.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# b&?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# If you don't understand
I will set Vimod on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Asian man with Ferrari?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Asian man with a Zamboni!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
b& caught
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# VIMOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Is that like blowjob but without the job
part?
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Yay! I'll roast this!

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Well, you've got to keep f*****g busy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I knew that was your work before I even scrolled down.
;-)

Excellent, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
an unfortunate case of Manningitis...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha!
Oh, and happy candles, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# thanks very much!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

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