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[challenge entry] Not my favourite but still...
(TenaciousA, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# god no
call the blue man group!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry (again)...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *pokes screen with the end of a straightened wire coat hanger*
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ^this
the same goes for Sean Paul & AMy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
Sean Paul & AMy ANYTHING in 'The Charts'
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ace
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ha ha
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Actual massive real lol!
It's the expression on his little face ... and the fact that apparently Doherty has weed on Selleck.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Only my second ever compo entry...


EDIT: My fave film of all time
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh shit. Oh shit. This is so good.
You made me do a 'HA' at the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# That is quite clearly not Shaun Ryder
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# it is Sean Paul...
Although I admit, that whilst getting the tones right, I appear to have de-blacked* him.

(*If indeed this is the correct terminoligy)

(EDIT: Spotted your ninja there, sneaky)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Sorry,
I confused myself typing and quickly changed it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shaun Ryder was the first idea,
but I wanted a challenge with the text too (as I'm still learning to 'shop). Leaving it as Shaun would have made me feel pathetic.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# is that john hurt on the far right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I always thought Sir Ian McKellan myself
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :D
you've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ha!
I Didn't realise 'til today, that the 'You've got red on you' guy is one of the Two Andy's in Hot Fuzz. He's also the son of Timonthy Spall.

/behind the times blog
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *nods* and GORGEOUS.
I think Dixy likes him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's the 'tasche isn't it?

Wish I could grow a proper one :(
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# No, Raif Spall's main sexiness
is his smile. He's got a brilliant shit-eating grin. That bit in SotD where he grins at Shaun after saying 'I thought this wasn't a social gathering?'....oh mama. Hump the telly time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Indeed he has,
I didn't realise that went down as a plus point TBH. I must do it more often.

*belms*

/is doing it wrong
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# An untrustworthy smile. Always good if, like me, you love a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# can't quite get the hang of that smiling lark
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I can't either
my smile's lopsided. Goes up higher on one side than on the other. Annoys the FUCK out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Mine gives me massive dimples
which is why I prefer frowning and grumping.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I get one dimple, on the higher up side.
Dimples are cute, I'd just like to have two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# :) He IS all lovely, isn't he?
I thought it was just me...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oooh no, I love him.
Less so in Hot Fuzz as he lost weight and he looks better all beary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# beautiful!


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( I never liked hendrix much )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why is this not getting more replies?
Tis lulley :-)

CLICKITY CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas day on death row
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# See, he IS Vulva.
*still wants to turn Ian Brown's stupid fucking face into borscht*

*distracts self with sexy Australian murderer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Top 3 = cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Who's the middle one?
It seems like something I recognise....
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# boy george
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :D
remember when Shaun Rider wasn't a dribbling mess? They should wheel him out in front of kiddies to teach them about drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# He's still around though
which just proves that George Best was a pansy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# It also proves drugs are safer than alcohol
(scienceTM!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I've never been too sure of that
so like to mix them, to be double safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Who is that one on the bottom left?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Elvis Costello
he can be quite a grumpy so-and-so.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ahhhhh
I didn't recognise him there. must be pretty young.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Elvis Costello
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# haha, what?
I don't even make the top 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Sinead O'Connor
didn't make the list, you had no chance.
Was toying with "11 angry men and a litlle lady" or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# She's not angry, she's just petulant and bored.
*smacks her across the back of the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# what are the chances, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# you've stumped me sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# A MILLION TO ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
or rather ooooooooooooooooh laaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I saw the live musical version of it in Cardiff last year.
Was AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I thought it was shit
but still I came

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# top marks sir
have a snail skeleton crafted out of bananas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'll cherish it for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our chocolate, caramel and fluffy filling overloads
nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'd rather be invaded by Tunnocks wafers though, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# From a Tunnocks Teacakes mothership.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# mmmmmh choccy tits

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# pfffft!
A million to one I'd guess
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'd say about a million to one

Hahah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# erm...
*tires harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Well, now your message makes sense.
And I have WOTW scary stuff in my head.

*books therapy session*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# My thought process:
"Ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris ris OH! Yay!!"
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Mmm
Kevin Costner in the early to mid 90s

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# NO.
WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I have to agree, for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# he's a mutant!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# From Mars
Mars Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# He's a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# C'mon
leaping about Nottingham with a cheeky glint in his eye?

Although a bit of Alan Rickman wouldn't go amiss either.

That film's just wall to wall totty
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# In that film
they go from Dover to Nottingham via Hadrian's wall...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# That's what you get for having a film all about Englishes with a load of Merkins in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# How about the upcoming Aussie epic about Robin Hood
At least the director's a Brit I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I shall be just as unfussed about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# by horse
in 2 hours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ha
"we're not walking - might as well take the scenic route... then after lunch maybe we'll pop over to Ireland for a drink!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah
but only everybody outside of America noticed, so it doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You need
Correcting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# well played sir
though I heartily recommend Mr Brooks for a good watch.

Costner and Demi Moore in good movie shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Demi Moore was in St Elmo's Fire
which I love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# LolGibbs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Aslan from the Bee Gees is my fave
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Exactly this
I call him Aslan too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# the least annoying of all the bee gees*
* based upon that clive anderson interview where the others up'd and left
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# woo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZDFv0aTlk
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
i showed this to some friends once and they didn't find it funny.
how i do not know
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ah I miss you, Big Train.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ace
I'm going to watch Big Train when I get home now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# aw thanks
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hehehe
He would have sounded more authentic than that COstner twat too?
Love it . . . Swell!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# cheers
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This afternoon, I've mostly been drawing:
Dude by clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Very nice clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Funny looking tree!
Shady woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I knight you with the stick pencil of honour
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I've made a substitute...
(Virulent, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's a real good looking boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# He's not bad. He's just drawn that way
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# by all accounts he's a pinball wizard too.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# But only after 5:15
*isn't very good at this game*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I got the 5.15 to Armenia
its a city in the sky dontcha know
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm on the midnight train going anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# JUST A CITY BOY,
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# One of my fave songs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I always hated Roger
but always got a (little) boner when I saw Jessica as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Thank Christ you edited that
otherwise you were going to get a O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I often get a boner when I see kids...
Oh wait... you meant YOU were a kid :-/ Ahem
(Virulent, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# jeah sorry, :D haha its a slow day...:( pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# nicely done :)
man I love this film.. I may have to watch it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# you misspelt Daniel O'Daniel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# needs more O'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# O'Reilly?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# do you deny the O Daniel deffinately desires?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# There's no-one as Irish as Barack O'Bama
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I didnit mispel noffin'
What makes toast most happy by the way? Peanut butter, Jam or Marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# marminatite
FTWQ
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# best of all the spreadable minerals
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# exactament
and anyone who says other wise is a massive cunt entitled to their own opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This made me laugh like a total nutter
I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I favour many toppings equally
Peanut Butter and jam (Raspberry, strawberry, Blackberry or Cherry)
Marmalade
Marmite
Honey
even nuttela type desert toasts :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# What's the angle on beans?
Weekdays, Weekends or never?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# lunch
ideally with sausages of the veggie variety
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# eeugh
something post coitus about this..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Aw
dayre good boys
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# what has the world come to
Can't a man live a catholic priest for ten years without being accused of being gay?

(also:woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# She's like a bird
But with a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Be Afraid
(gordiman, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *is terrified*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Little tip (and I mean to cause no offence)
You can make colour adjustment to a layer by pressing ctrl B. A lttle more yellow on the face and a little juggery pokery would have worked wonders.
I have also called the RSPCA about the poor trout ensnared in his Y fronts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Would!

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# HEY hey YOU you
I don't like your music!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# HEY hey YOU you
wrote anything yourself this lifetime?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# HEY hey YOU you
I don't for one moment pretend that my opinions are educated or based on anything other than my own personal feeling... and even if I had written music/songs/produced anything other than tedious and embarrassing bedroom DJ mixtapes I doubt I would like her music more - indeed my friends who do write music hate this sort of plastic bubblegum pop more than I do....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arrrgh. Not you. Her
she's been accused of plagiarism at almost every release and settling out of court does nothing to prove one's innocence.

I'm bemoaning the lack of talent the fresh air thief has.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# oh - ha h aha
sorry - yes - that too

:D

you're so very misunderstood and (on this occasion) right.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I don't know which I dislike more, her, or the gullible fools who buy her music
in the desperate hope that the cd inlay has a picture of her tits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# what tits?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that's how to sell music to the
modern youth of today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# neenja
;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about
only a moron would try to seel music
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I'd buy seeled music
as long as it had some sort of seel of approval on it
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# They all need to be perforated, studded with magnesium and set alight.
I don't like how the media calls her a rock musician. Like fuck is she.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Music snobbery FTW!

"Oh yeah - I like real music ... "

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# no, just an aversion to teen marketed "punk"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha bless you, lad!
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Wir müssen Mikrowellen installieren, kundenspezifische Küche Lieferung. Wir brauchen diese Kühlschränke verschieben. Wir brauchen diese farbige Fernseher verschieben.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You make it sound like a Neubauten song
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# pfft :D
Neubauten: Geld für Nix, Chicks für kostenlos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# very well done
although the slightest hint of Dire Straits sends me to sle....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# yes, they're not the most exciting band ever
the make me have teh spelling an pucktuation of a terard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# WAKE UP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hwvfIFgSb8
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# needs 12.7% more Wah-Wah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BaCw_wBHHc
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# always good, but needs more cardigan in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# how dare you!
Walk of life is like being on a million E's whilst driving a ferarri off a cliff into a pool of red bull filled with electric eels!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# the indigo girls' version of Romeo and Juliet is also lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# jesus, don't play that backwards
it'll make a fucking mess!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Jesus is not a DJ, so fear not mister meats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Aint you heard DJ Messiah, he can put a fucking donk in anything, innit
mental!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# or being at the
working men's club as johnny and the nobodies attempt to entertain you until your blue-rinse fades.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# they've got too much class
I find Billy and the Failures to be far more entertaining :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# that is brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# very well done Dr. Dave
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ta, prof unde
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# excellent
:D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# thanks :)
I'm off now to see Bob Dylan now! woot!

bye b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffft
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# people are strange when you're a representation of multiple world theory
la-la-lala
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# But that is just that Jim guy!


/edit: this is really shit, isn't it. It's very old.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ... Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# .....d'ya want some pegs, dave?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :D nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahhahaahh! sssppppppaaaaannnnnnngggg!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha - now kneel before Dodd!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Arrrrrrghghhhh!! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Excellent job sir
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Gah!
involuntary snigger
(notafunnyname notasfunnyasyoursig, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# damnit. knew i should've reposted this...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Robert Smitherhands?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Robert Smithereens
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# thank you :)
It's been a very long time since I made it to the popular page, so any sign of liking is gratefully received
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ACE!!
Me likey, me *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Honest Officer
(gordiman, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# TOAP!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# This is shitting hilarious. Are you Dylan Moran?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I meant ^^this^^ of course
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Are you implying that Dylan Moran is not funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
#


Still not replying to anything eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i love TOAPgoat
so very much
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# This is win!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# what about the king prawn?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# maybe she was checking it to see if it needed banning
she knows much better than us about everything!

lol! :D

she's the next labour leader :D

SCARED YET?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ha - yeah - the innocent have nothing to fear
from having every minutiae of their existence recorded on large central government databases which are manned by morons and have more leeks than a village fete.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Dr Martin Niemoller is a good person to quote for those who have nothing to fear
ah well, I'm borderline catnippning

at least the media enhanced riot bloodbath hasn't occured thus far today

which is nice

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's in London, For Goodness Sake!
You'd think they'd at least use the Queen's English!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I fought it was "summink", atcherly.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Summat.....
Also, you could push them all over like dominoes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Angela Merkle
can not be knocked over... it was one of her 3 wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ha LOON!!
they look like the sort of people you'd want making decisions about how to put an end to greed and save us all from global depression...

I bet they squabbled like 4 year olds over who gets to stand in the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahah!!!
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ha
Can anyone work out where the Canadian PM was supposed to be standing in that pic? :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# why am I thinking
"OBEY" "DUTY" "CONSUME"

when I look at the top image :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(snordfjord Cranky...like a crank!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
*in the face of a granny*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Best. Bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *didgeridoos*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *Femtex*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Haven't a scooby
But I did like the film
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# fail
youtube now young padawan
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *youtubes*
Ah! Gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# come to daddy
come to daddy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha

this reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# man, that is weird
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Weird?

I take it you didn't see the Windowlicker video then? Or Rubber Johnny. Or Come to Daddy. Good weirdness.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^this^ hard.
your pic is weird, but nothing compares to the orignal...

EDIT: for posterity "I would like to fuck you up the bunghole, and then I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth, and chew them up with my little pearlies."
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Rubber Johnny was amazingly creepy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Clive.

(Peter_G, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Clive?
Clive?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
he IS a celebrity, at least to me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# clives great
also - there's a load of Krishnas standing outside my window singing...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# they've only got three words
but they know how to get their mileage out of them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# can youimagine the royalties
you'd get if you'd written that...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I found this rather disturbing
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I find this rather disturbing too
Do you know what you have done?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# unnatural dog agrees
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# i'm liking unnatural dog
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Getting it up isn't usually a problem
it's keeping the bloody thing under control that needs instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hey baby, i'm a gilbert diploma boy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

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