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# CAAAYKE OM NOM

CFB (220kb)
Trying to get back into drawing after a couple of weeks of not doing it. It's scary how fast I get out of practice.

'Ning all! POST CAYKE PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Woo
Fork + Battenberg = Battenberg hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Have you seen the Wikipedia article for that?
It's funny* seeing the arguments in the discussion page over whether it should be Battenburg or Battenberg.

*not that funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Mr.Kipling says Battenberg and thats good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Must be battenberg
otherwise the rebranding as "mountbatten" wouldn't make any sense
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# is it made of shit and wank?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# With period for the jam
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# yum
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, fucking hell.
Big woman or little man?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# first one, then the other
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You slut
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# new from Moulinex
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# My local used to be called the shit and wank
The landlord used its colloquial nickname "ship and whale" though
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# So it wasn't made form shit and wank then?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# battenburg woos!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Sonic just wasn't fast enough
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :-)
Incidentally, I love this:

guardian somalian pirates versus the US navy comparison chart story
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Send in the security chief!
(not worth own thread)


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
Tasha always was a bit manly
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
I've always imagined him having a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Monty-python-gladiator-life-of-brian-style?
Haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# yes, just as he is about to kill Dr Robotnic for good
Or in rehab for his addiction to speed tabs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Also gives me a chance to pea this for the compo.

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I loved Cannon Fodder on the Amiga
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Me too.
I did have a PC version that ran on Dosbox but can't get it working now, for some reason, and the only other version I can find flags as a virus. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# bah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I might have to look into
an Amiga emulator instead so I can play all over again.

Also, best level title on CF2? 'Freak you melon farmer'
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# didn't have cf2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Argh, nostalgiafest

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *sigh*
top game, had it on Amiga1200 circa early 90's
(Lord Chode, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hehe
*steals rings*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha!
No I forgot the rings!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# better :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# "Now THERE'S your problem!
CFB

Happy Easter all.

cfb = 295K
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Mumblecat approves

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# He's speaking morse code
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# That look s 1000 times better if you imagine the Magic Roundabout music:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# This gets a click
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# yay!
happy eaters!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Bit of gaffer tape and chewing gum
Patch that right up.
Back on Tuesday though luv, got another job to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# be good
:0
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Bindun yet?

BTW, I've redone the QuizzicalDinosaur site a little to plug the artworks of a few friends. If any of you artists with stuff to sell want a free link, let me know... (and if you think the site sucks, let me know that too...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# CAN'T HELP STARING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# 1,000 yard stare, did he go to 'Nam?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# YOU WASN'T THERE, MAN... YOU WASN'T THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Yay!
*looks down at quiz dino tee :D*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# No, he is getting a blow job off of Mary Magdalene
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Or a Roman Guard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# maybe both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# at the same time I know he's the son of god but jebus 2 willies
is scary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# You don't have to have two, to get a blow job off of two people at the same time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# s'plain please?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# illustrated in pictures.
not safe for work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# OMG that girl who doing the sucking
looks like she's a severed head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# that's another way of getting two people to suck cock at once.
or maybe those old people that have a hole in their throat due to smoking...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# one on each side or one at the tip and one the side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# as long as you shoot one through the back of the mouth first
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# they could be talking turns
or they could also be rimming him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No wonder he's staring so hard then
he doesn't know whether he's in heaven or purgatory.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# they could be talking turns
or they could also be rimming him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh pro babsies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# nah, just one massive one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I'd try sell my shit
but nobody would buy it

because I suck :(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Jesus died
so you could try and sell your shit
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hah! well, the jokes on him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# silly sod
that really backfired
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hehehe
MORE JEBUS ON FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# maybe he just realised
he forgot the iron on?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Merry Jesus death day
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# pffffft hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# stop woman
they're not made from chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Better smash them open and check
Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I have a toffee hammer for such things
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# wouldn't that be a ball pain hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Da Boom tish!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# it was worth an hour's wait
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I have a roofing hammer or a 6lb club hammer
The club hammer will do more damage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# is that what you get on joining the 6lb club?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9351358
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# haha thanks sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Look they're brightly painted and egg shapped they must be made of chocolate
*bites hard*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like they have some kind of strawberry and cream filling
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# the latest text based adventure game in the making.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Haha
Happy Easter
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# This is so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# but nailing some bloke to a cross isn't?
fucking hypocrite!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ok I've painted them...what now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Find a scary woman to stare at them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I know quite a few scary women, what makes them stare at them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Lust
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I think you have to roll them down a hill
or something
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# put them in boiling water for 4 minutes until hard
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha

you know what, *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# "They're not made from chocolate"?
o~ Oh! Suck on mah chocolate salty baaaaalls...

Brilliant!

(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# fruit rpg: quest for health
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# -20
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# TEABAG
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It's too cold for that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It's never too cold!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# rocket propelled granny-smith
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# granny smith?
or supergran!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# SUPERGRAN!
I don't like Billy Connolly any more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# geoff capes is a brilliant actor
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# where did it all go wrong for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# The day he decided to shave off his beard, wear chunky knit sweaters and become a hollywood actor
edit: I just realised you are talking about Geoff Capes and not Billy Connolly

I need more sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The beard holds the power
Also him breeding budges, messed it up for him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# awwweeee soomme
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# His best moment was on shooting stars
When he threw a bomb at Johnny Vegas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNAsvCJUOG4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# granny smiths are green
that's probably a red delicious
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# thats a disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# the sneaky apple bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# what about a cox?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I think its a girl
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Empire apples
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *googles*
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# There is nothing delicious about those apples
Fucking horrible floury spongy sweet things yuk
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you've confused apple
with doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I return from the gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# NOT GRAVY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Constant gravy, constant gravy
/K D Lang dinner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *combs lumps from hair*
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Happy Easter Everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He dressed to the right - I KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# what does this say about a person?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# They go against the status quo and forge their own path
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# well I've gone against status quo ever since Frank Rossi
betrayed the finest of hairstyles for men.

what does dressing to the left suggest?
centre?

random?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Left is a conformist
Centre= either tiny or permanently horny
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# what about the temperature dependence?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Not a factor
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# but what happens when you have a marginally sized willy?
for example when in warm weather it will dress to either side, but on cold mornings has shrivelled up to be only suitable for centre dressing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It doesn't change the definition, it still is small
It's just on cold days, one is just too cold to be thinking about being a conformist or a rebel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# oh i see minimum length gauge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# i'm a lefty.
does that mean i'm a satanist?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# personally I do something like:
this sfw

then stuff it in my yfronts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahah!!
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# front or back.......
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# whichever you'd prefer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# front and back.
merci
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTER!
Jesus eggs for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
and he thought things couldn't get any worse!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I like his dress
very fetching but he has a serious hair problem.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# lol winky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Lord, why hast Thou foreskinned me?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, I wish I had more time to spend on this!


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7993407.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It's a sad article
Pies should bring joy and full tummies, not death.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# i wonder if their pies will have some extra filling now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Mrs Miggins pies will now taste better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Should the headline not read..
.. 3.1415 dead in pi factory explosion?
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Rough 'n' ready
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha
god she annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# number 5, what the hell is going on in the picture and from some ms paint
www.aromacaring.co.uk/Hand%20massage.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I don't know, but I think no. 8 is a Chinese burn
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# either that or how to break an arm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# arf
nice find
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Number 8 worries me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Needs happier ending
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# read a fairy tail
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# SHe eems very happy for a manic. minger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# for some reason I have the phrase "more cocks than bernard matthews" in mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *takes off telepathy helmet and writes down results of experiment*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Who she?
But yay manic miner!

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# How!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# or Owww! bloody feather stick in 'um head
* Edit: I feel somewhat racist saying 'um as a racial stereotype of Native Americans I'm sure they don't actually say that outside of the Beano comic ;)

** Editedit: Do Eagles as a sign of bravery stick a Indian Cock on their heads?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# little plum ftw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It's a documentary in cartoon form
The language, costumes, everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *passes instruction manual*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ken could never beat Ryu, even from the comfort of his beanbag
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Love it and so true! *click *click
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# smeer that shit in to that beanbag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ARRGGHH!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# budge it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Prepare, for unexpected budgeting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Deserves more woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I'm Henry the Ape, I am, Iam!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
King of the Apes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Whoop-E-do!
Wanna guillotine you, who, who!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That's how he got excommunicated.
The started throwing his own halfmasticated excrement at the pope:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm 'enry the eighth I am, I'm 'enry the eighth I am
and I want to be like youu ooooh
I want to swing like you
because I want to chop me wifes head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Catherine of Aragon probably was the medievil version of bad net dating:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Tudor, not medieval
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Are you suggesting Henry Tutor was a Tudor?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# What are you blathering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ...NO, he said 'To Blathe', which as we all know means 'To Bluff'...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Exactly!
Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Well if you do do it, use a sword, it is quicker and will cut clean through on the first go
If you want to hack about and have lots of blood, use an axe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Thanks for the advice Earl!
*puts down sword, picks up axe
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Nicely 'shopped
I was going to do some pun about Nell Gywn's Oranges but after checking the interweb it seems that she was the mistress of King CharlesII - History once again interferes with my punage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hello lovely *hug*
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm fine Mr Otterby going out soon to see my Dad who lives in a caravan in Mablethorpe lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Windy by the sea and it is also pissing it down there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# It is a bank holiday, what did you expect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Something unrealitic and idealic, obviously ;)
Sun, sand, ice cream with hundreds and thousands on lots of lovely things to point my camcorder at... yeah let's be honest this is Britain so it will be Wind, rain, dog poo on the filthy beach and seagul pooing on my ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# just don't step in any goose crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers
The Borneo Orangutan is my favourite of all the Prime-8's (see what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# yes
you've singled handedly destroyed the english language!

*writes stern letter to radio 4
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
In other news: hahaha oh fuck I feel awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *hugs*
That makes 3 of us

I feel like crap, but then I haven't eaten for about 16 hours and I am running on coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Me too, cough, cough, uurrrgghh!
My wife and 1 of my sons all lurgified also!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I have a headache and a trapped nerve or something in my back
making me feel yukky too and they call this "Good" Friday!! I want my money back this isn't good!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# arrrr, trapped nerves are bastards
I get it some times in my neck, it makes me feel depressed, as soon as it gets released I feel fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah it's the getting it to release that's the hard bit
I've stretched and twisted and done alsorts of rotaty arm twisty things but the nerve is just between my shoulder blades and doesn't want to click back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hot bath and a massage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Is that an offer?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# if you want
I am good at massages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ah fuck, that's not good :(
*gently applies anti-pain gel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *distance hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# ahhh bless ya, sexy chops
*returns hug*
*resists urge*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Biker chick


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Wow
wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Aceness!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Very nice
I'd like a slinky latex catsuit but latex is murder to wear sticks to your skin something 'orrible.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# That's where
Some spray oil comes in very handy...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# But talcum powder is better -
Less cleanup afterwards LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# thats
nice ive been messin wiv bikes all mornin
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# waahh
such a shiny posterior
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Mother!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# An endless supply of claret by the pint
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Would
while he watched!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ALL HAIL CHRISTIAN BALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# HAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# You know from being someone I admired as an actor
I now completely hate the twunt. He beats up women and he rants at a Lighting Director and just because he's 'The BAT-MAN' he thinks we should worship him, the tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Beating a woman is pretty cool
(with my huge floppy cock)

*whispers in a rasping heavy voice*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Oh sir, I am undone *swoons*
(mmm the all idea of a floppy donkey beating me with his huge dick is very beastial and ewww...)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you are just scared the interwebs will know about it.....
secretly you love it *slaps one of your luvvy buthams*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# A lady has to have some secrets you know ;)
OMG now everyone thinks I'm a slut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# OMG A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET WHO TALKS ABOUT TEH SEXXES
you slutty slut slut :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# It's so true
you only have to be a women on the internet to be considered of dodgy sexual repute. I've posted videos on Vimeo and I've got loads of messages (linked to some commercial site or other) saying some people would like to kiss me and some would like to do more ffs it's as if you're female and have a computer connected to the interweb you are instant stalker material. *glares at Riverghost hiding in my garden*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yes
Ranting at lighting directors is just wrong!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Gah! yoouuuu!
Ningles Mr Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# 'ningles teh maiden
and what is maiden maidening this maidenmas?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# We're going to my Dad's caravan over in Mablethorpe
just to pop in and say hi and I might gets some filming done with my camcorder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Rock and or roll!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :D
Silly Donkey!
Christian Bale is not Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'm in my jebus ranting friday mood
it's Easter for Bales sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# In Mr Bale's viewpoint that's a matter of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# In the name of the Vader, Ginger Fuhrer and the holy Bale
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# haha
The Unholy Trinity

haha now I can imagine Vader dressed as the Pope saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Get in there my son
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
you sir are genius.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ^ Will Young?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Yup it's the whole Chris Moyles camping up to do
his homophobic take on Will Young although he probably fancies him debarcle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha
this really rather clever
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
you thilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Grumpy cow
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Still would
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Still your wood
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# steal your food
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Arf!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oh my word this is impeccable work
this get's a click.

Although Kinks version is very good also.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Thanks Maiden
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# My goodness that's good
Perfect. AAAAA++++,would look at again
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ta Juan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# OK, You win!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Oh Tish tish!
There's no 'I' in team, we're all in this together. Yours is most smashing sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Awww how lully
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Can't decide which is best?? That one, no, that one..?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Tremendous work!! Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Credit's theirs really?
But cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Yeah for the artwork but the animation
is worth a click - I know such things are not so easy as they look after many failed hours of animation failures and some successes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

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