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[challenge entry] bloody jawas, stealing all the spare parts


i reckon they count as fluffy...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# they ain't fluffeh
they are horrible little thief
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# likkle rascals!

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I had a jawa as a pet once

First he ate all my swiss cheese, then he put a bad motivator in my hoover
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Chernobbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# 2009 AD - Judge Smallprick Returns
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Pop!!
The suspense just killed me!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Pop :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# reinforced rubber :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Slightly Irresistible ...


;-)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Frida Kahlo painting - Unfinished.. Is using a grid cheating???
ImageHost.org
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# A bit, but you score extra points for using Frida

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# needs more moustache :)
looks nice. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# She was
quite a hairy munter.. that eyebrow was surely a stage prop??
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# yeah, not enough monobrow either :)
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# but she does have salma hayeks breasts though
so that counts for something
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# "start a group"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# but I'd have tomake badges.
I don wanna :(

EDIT: although I did make a shit joke up today

What do Judges like in their whiskey?

Just Ice.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha I fucking hate you now.

Also, how the fuck does one find a long generic shit new age track to quietly cover up the shit recording quality of my microphone?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
rip this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ale6AZ_nPvs
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Problem is my recording is 30 minutes long.
I'll try it out anyway quietly to see if it can help at all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Y'all want that in a jar?

/Edit: Robert Trujillo looks awfully strange in that pic.
I recommend anyone to listen to Infectious Grooves' Violent & Funky for some ace bassage by him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yay!
I'm not alone in the quest for ultimate shit jokes.

I'm now toying with some bar/baa exam type shennanigans
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# librarians like shhhhh.....you know who
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Who is she and why did you paint her?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# She's Frida Kahlo
I painted her coz she's Frida Kahlo
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Active communist sympathizer
and yes grid is cheating
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Pah!
with a hint of pfft
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I'd totally do frida khalo
when salma hayek is playing her :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Frida Kahlo ftw
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Nope
I use acetates which is definately cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Idea for a new series: Oddiewatch

(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hehe so true

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Oh top fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# it's like a blaaaaady manaaaagerie in there! it's full of blaaaaady maaaankeys!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# sounds like sugar to me! You're blaaady wired...

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
#
that's just fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
and stay there...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# spaz face cock scrutinizer
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# MMMMNNNgrhhgh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# pwahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# GGgnnnwrrrn!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# i'm glad i'm not the only one
who thought he looked retarded in those ads
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# phew yeh
i have to walk past this atrocity on my way to work everyday, minus the cdc of course.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# haha
next time you go past, paint the cocks on!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ;) will do
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/emmaluv2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Jabba?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# shabba

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Labia?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# slobber

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# cobbler
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# gobbler

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# BOGGLE?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# no! multi-fail!
it was actually a:
spaz face cock scrutinizer
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# NO ITS REALLY BOGGLE.
REALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# MONKEY SPUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# OH HAI THAR B3TA

I MADE A WALLPAPER OF MY FRORG FROM FORGNIGHT :D

Also, can somebody convince the French to let go of www.fr.org so I can play about with it?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# BIGGAR!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# The title text was written for just this eventuallity.
It is good to stretch the board every now and then anyway. Stops it getting brittle.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# suppose I should do some hovering then
EDIT: BUT I DON'T WANNA :(:(:(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# >:(
YOU LOOK AT THAT TITLE TEXT RIGHT NOW THIS VERY INSTANT MISTER OR THERE WILL BE SUCH TROUBLE. GOOD LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I did do.. that is me not wanting to eat piss and stuff and stuff.
k_k

that's my I don't want to eat piss face. So far it has been wholey effective in my quest to not imbibe mituration.. I can only pray its powers are not starting to wane.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# 1680x1050 ?
BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
#
Why not, its only 3Kb bigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# FRORG!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# BIGFORG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# that one is poisonous
do not lick screen
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# HARLEQUIN FORG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha, fuck I was just listening to that earlier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Its one of my internet greats.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I love that bizaare german techno remix of Coronation street someone did.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Actually I lie.
This is the best thing on the internet ever
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# This is a better review of a game
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDfdCJQs3rI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh yes I watched a while back
and it right on every account

also fun:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmADPVEqU4
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# BIG BIG BIG THIS IS A REPOST YES? BIG
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# NO.
I MADE IT BIG AND ADDED FRORG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# .
Photobucket


The Codfather
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-76123313707631450&hl=en


.
(Catnipppp, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Bloody Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
#


www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjdzYvWTuNk
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I love that audio dub :)
pretty much a big fan of the wall with alice in wonderland as well :)

nice picture and all :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Bah, what's the point of syncing videos to music which fits well.
It's much more fun having something completely inappropriate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVElT4kZnI
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# no sound in my computer box :(
EDIT: although I have seen both before :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# BRILL!
.
(Catnipppp, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# quality

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Another one of your crazy conspiracy theories
that album has nothing to do with the Wizard of Oz.

Woo picture, though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ^ all of this
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# but the midget did hang himself.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# And transformed into a bird...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh. My. Cod.

Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Stop that!
You're making the rest of us look bad!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)
# awesome work
sir
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# these guys look like they might offer me some protection...
guess i'd better pay'em:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile, in hefalump square...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Elephantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# :D
beat me to it.. accept mine was going to be with a load of different animals from the serengeti

nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# cheers
i thought it might have bindun anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Brill
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And yeah, why not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# haha
not smug for much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yes!

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# fantastic!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# bouncy bouncy
hoot hoot cha mama!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# this actually syncs with 'lets get ready to rumble'
my mind is melting
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Omid Djalili?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Gordon again
(gordiman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# why is he going to be unemployed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Because he is a useless twunt!

* Simples
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I don't see him being ousted as Labour leader before an election
and even in the unlikeliest turn of events and when an election comes to pass Labour don't win he'll still be employed as leader of the opposition ( until replaced ). That could take all of 2 years yet so 'soon' is a bit optimistic.

Or am I to understand that David Cameron is unemployed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Perhaps gordiman is starting an uprising in Kirkcaldy
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Probably because David Cameron would have to publicly drop-kick the queen not to win the next election.
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# It would get the republican vote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# *is sad*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ^mmhm
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# why? at the moment
he seems like the lesser of the two evils
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I take it you weren't there in the '80s?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I take it you vote based on what a party did 30 years ago with a different leader and enviroment?
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# George Osborne said in his Budget Response in 2006, "Budgets aren't just about interest rates."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Poor old naivety
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
I'm not defending the Conservative party, all I'm saying is that at the moment they seem like the lesser of the two evils.
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Then you don't understand the nature of the Conservative party
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# yes I do
perhaps you don't understand the nature of new labour
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# re Gordon
Because they are all tossers and have completely fucked this country !
(gordiman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# All of Gordon?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# you don't know much about politics do you?
The labour party brought this country to its most prosperous years of all time.

Independent financial greed in the sub-prime markets and immense amounts of profiteering by hedge-fund managers are to blame for any financial woes you ( I say you, I mean your parents ) might have today.

Not a government in Europe has been able to avoid that. It's how they react and where we are in 3 year's time that will count when it comes time to judge a government. But that won't worry you, you'll be more entrenched in Big Brother than politics would be my hunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# stop trying to get facts in the way of diatribe damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# How about because they went against almost everything stated
in the European Convention on Human Rights

edit: pasanonic, I know you haven't muted me by the way, one of my posts yesterday was the parent of one of yours.
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# You're not fun at all
Why do you come here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# He'll never be unemployed
He'll spend the rest of his natural life giving speeches on sustainable
economics to people with no grasp of irony, and be paid handsomely for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# His advice would be well paid for.
He's the single most efficient chancellor this country has ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Fair enough
But people will only remember him for being PM during the biggest
economic crisis since the Great Depression/Dark Ages/Cambrian
Explosion (delete where applicable)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# But as I said.
We are on the shitty end of the results of the US financial markets ( and the fact that we, as well as most of Europe, are tied into the same monetarism policy ) and it just galls me that people are blindly willing to blame 'the government' when they are just victims of someone else's greed.

By all means have an opinion, but I wish people would base those opinions on actual fact rather than using the current situation to voice their displeasure in a government that would have had the exact same issues thrust upon them regardless of their political affiliation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I wasn't blaming him.
Just highlighting his shitty luck. I have a lot of respect for him ultimately,
for being the standard-bearer for tackling the third-world debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# no I know that you were not blaming him
and I did not mean for you to infer that I meant you, personally, were. It just seemed to be a good place to say these things under your comments but was meant more as a reaction to things said above.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Fair do
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Slam dunk the cunt.
imply, not infer
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# i just looked up susan boyle on youtube
blimey, something that would have been worth watching britain's fucking irritating for
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I've never been inclined and wouldn't but for the fact I was staying with a friend at the time,
but actually there were at least 3 revelations on there that had me applauding on me sofa cushion!

*edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrOMLylvhQ and www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro9ufVuuNb0 tho the latter is just silly, but it is bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# i think it improves in the youtube format :)
i couldn't sit down and watch it all the way through (mind you, i have the attention span of a horsefly)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i've just wet myself with glee at this pic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Aha!!

I knew the face rang a bell...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Fipping top lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# tell me again, human
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Because it's made of copper?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Do you have a hunch?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# No, that's just how my trousers are falling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ha ha ha I had been seeing her face on B3ta a bit regular the last few days
I didn't have the foggiest who she was until I got directed to a clip from the telly box. Bloody hells teeth she has a voice and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# there was a 'stripper' on the same program
cannot unsee what has been seen D:

'edit' nsfw/ish
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# What??
I thought the programme she was in was some usual tabloid-sofa-friendly-take-your-brain-out-chav-herd-fodder, strippers on british telly?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I was a bit shocked!
I believe the modern parlance is 'Burlesque', tho I can't really see the Queen enjoying it TBH...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# it's outraged the nation, at least 4 people complained
the telly-folk covered her bits up with union jack flags, also: one of her nipple tassles fell off.

loverly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
Reeks of quality that does
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# the fried egg boobs certainly weren't...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# The quite amazing thing for me is she apparently has had no lessons at all,
I imagine with a bit of tutorage she'll be something rather special!

And some hair remover... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# pffft
Always with the barb on the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well lets face it, if you're gonna be seen a LOT on the media,
and female, it might be better not to be quite so, erm, 'distinguished'...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# it'll
take more than a tub of veet to sort that atrocity out ;)

( I've never seen or heard her, I'll take your word she can warble ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# There's some examples on links and Youtube, she's quite a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Any excuse

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Jew Jitsu
(gordiman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hilarious!
Never seen this TOAP before! Ever!

FP this now or I'll make vague threats about stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Eh? This was in one of those powerpoint files of lolsome pics emails years back
did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# ZZ OY YOY YO MY BOY
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Only stuff you have made please
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh do fuck off.

tineye.com/search/7a7069f76ceda5964233a8fecc221a9bdb356699
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# yawn.
put some effort in kid.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# See?

This is the stuff we like here. Stuff we made ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Thief.
This has been on Uncyclopedia for over a year.
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I think Rob's older than he looks
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ha ha Is that the back page to Samuel pepys
infamous lost diary
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Somebody, after all, had to make a start.

cfb
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Bon Jovi?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit more welcoming
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# YEA! What have Blow Jobs ever done to you!

* Miss-Justice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I can't think of a single Nazi I'd like a blowjob from.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# They get the Jews to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Helga
From 'Allo 'Allo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That would be intense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# eva braun
she's hot
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8409711
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I don't get it
...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# you crossed the line!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Now this is just...wrong

I love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I agree ^^^, this is so wrong
Which is probably why I burst out laughing....
(Capo, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# The Susan Boyle album cover shoot went well
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# You bastard. I have conflicting feeling of military grade right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# mwaahaahaaa

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You had the hots for Susan Boyle, but they are now conflicting with thoughts about Janet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# ^ NORKS!

NOONALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# D:
horrorporn
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Crikey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Leicester City promoted.
Feeling smug :)



(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# haha
good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# saturday scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# He's been G20'd
hard in the face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# haha
I will try to use this phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Cor, thats ace
Reminds me of the bit in 28 weeks later when the guy gets flamed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# awesome film :D
i liked the bit with the helicopter in the field of zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I tried to draw something similar to your hallway one yesterday
it looked quite good for a bit, all the proper perspectives, angles, and proportions, but It lacked character so much that it was just rubbish.
(Peter_G, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Drawing a ship.


The final image is not finished as usual but I can't find the 'magic' that brings a picture finally to life. I might just put pirates on it and be done.

I thought this gif might be interesting though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I've never been able to find the magic which brings a picture to life either
which has been a source of eternal regret. Nice schooner.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Pirates are good, you should do that.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I made you an octopus to with your ship
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# AW!
He is lully, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I've got a cocktopus to go with that... but he's sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yay. Ship arts!
lovely.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It's all blurry, what happened
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# fat brushes and oils happened
in painter
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Always with the one-upmanship !
Why can't you let someone else have the glory for once?

I mean, her thing is shit compaired to yours, it really is, at least give her a chance though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks
that means so much to me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# It's out of order on you.
You probably spent a good 10 minuites making that, at least, and he just goes into some old pictures that he's done, one that's a million times better, and trys to steal your limelight.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# they weren't
a GOOD ten minutes at all actually. They were fairly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# You should send him a private gaz asking what on earth his problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think the sarcasm is lost on him
He has all the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
Wearing hobnail boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Don't worry.
His gang pick on me from time to time. Still, if they are after me then they are leaving someone else alone.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# It shouldn't mean anything to you.
I just posted a related picture.
no disrespect meant to yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I was talking to the other fella
I liked your pic very much
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The diplomatic corps is missing a senior member
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# looking great so far :D
maybe add some more background detail, like an island or some stormy clouds?
looking forward to seeing the finished article
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What's that based on?
Looks like one of my old ships.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# It was just
a photo I found, there was no reference attached, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I sailed these two
Sir Winston Churchill
Malcolm Miller

I just thought your ship was very similar.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# My source was here:
marcialbonnie.blogspot.com/2008/04/ship-captain-and-sailors.html
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# It appears to be the Denis Sullivan
Denis Sullivan
on Lake Michigan.
Took me a while to track that down, sad git that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Certainly
looks like the same one to me
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I got an invite to crew
in this fleet for their trip to North Africa recently. Sadly I had to turn it down.

www.square-sail.com/square_rig_ships/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Shame
I saw them in Charlestown a few years back. Nice ships.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah I was in Charlestown
last summer and had a chat about me crewing ( they know the master of the brigantine we operate for a maritime trust ).
Two factors stopped me, mainly that I was busy but also because they needed me to man the galley full time. Although I fancy my cooking as well above average it can be a lonely job if you piss off the crew with your food ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# it lacks sharks
possibly sun bathing

its lovely, like it presented as a gif

edit im off to the pub now where they sail ships like this past all the time (black ships they call them) so add a pub, my dogs, the sunken boat and some sea gulls
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

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